While Will Deverill’s operetta was still in rehearsal at the
Duke of Edinburgh’s, a little episode occurred at Rue’s house
in Hans Place, which was not without a certain weird influence
of its own on the after-life of herself and her companions.
Rue gave an At Home one night early in March, to which
Florian and Will Deverill were invited. Will brought his
sister with him—the sister who was married to an East End
curate, and who had called upon Rue at her brother’s bidding.
“Well, what do you think of her to-night, Maud?” Will
asked a little anxiously as they stood alone for a minute or two
in the middle of the evening.
Mrs Sartoris curled her lip. “Oh, she’s pretty enough,” she
answered; “pretty enough, after her fashion. I could see that
the first time; and she’s got nice manners. She lights up
well, too; women of her age always do light up well. They
look better by night, even in the searching glare of these
electric lamps, than in full broad sunshine. But, of course,
she hasn’t got quite the tone of our set; you couldn’t
expect it. A faded air of drapery clings about her to the
end. That’s the way with these people; they may be ever
so rich, they may be ever so fascinating—but a discriminating
nose still scents trade in them somewhere.”
Will smiled a quiet smile of suppressed amusement. He
didn’t care to answer her. Rue’s father, he knew, had been
an episcopal clergyman in New York, and she herself, though
she married a dry-goodsman, had been every bit as well
brought up as Will and his sister. But ’tis a sisterly way to
say these disparaging things about women whom one’s brother
might be suspected of marrying. Will didn’t mean to marry
Rue, it is true; but Maud thought he might; and that idea
alone was more than enough to give a caustic tone to her
critical comments.
The feature of the evening, it seemed, was to be a peculiar
séance of a new American phenomenon, who had come over
to Europe with a wonderful reputation for thought-reading,
hypnotism, and what he was pleased to style “magnetic
influences.” Like most of her countrymen and countrywomen,
Rue had a sneaking regard, in the background of
her soul, for mesmerism, spiritualism, psychic force, electro-biology,
and the occult and mysterious in human nature
generally. She was one of those impressionable women, in
short, who fall a ready prey to plausible impostors with
voluble talk about ethereal vibrations, telepathic energy, the
odic fluid, and the rest of such rubbish, unless strong-minded
male friends intervene to prevent them. The medium
on this occasion, it appeared, was one Joaquin Holmes,
otherwise known as the Colorado Seer, who professed to
read the inmost thoughts of man or woman by direct brainwaves,
without contact of any sort. The guests that night
had been specially invited to meet Mr Holmes on this his
first appearance at a séance in London; so about ten o’clock,
all the world trooped down to the dining-room, which Florian
had cunningly arranged as a temporary lecture-hall, with seats
in long rows, and an elevated platform at one end for the
medium.
“What an odd-looking man!” Mrs Sartoris exclaimed, as
the Colorado Seer, in full evening dress, bowed a graceful bow
from his place on the platform. “He’s handsome, though,
isn’t he? Such wonderful eyes! Just look! And such a
Spanish complexion!”
“A Hidalgo, every inch!” Florian assented gravely, nodding
his head, and looking at him as he would have looked at a
Velasquez. “That olive-brown skin points back straight to
Andalusia. It doesn’t want his name to tell one at a glance
that if his father was an American of English descent, his
mother’s folk must have emigrated from Cordova or Granada.
I see a Moslem tinge in cheek and eye; those dusky thin
fingers are the Moor all over!”
“For Moor, read blackamoor,” Colonel Quackenboss, the
military attaché to the American Legation, murmured half
under his breath to his next-door neighbour.
And they were each of them right, in his own way and
fashion. The Colorado Seer was a very handsome man,
somewhat swarthier than is usual with pure-blooded Europeans.
His eyes were large and dark and brilliant; his abundant
black hair fell loose over his brow with a graceful southern
curl; a heavy moustache fringed his upper lip; he looked
to the unsophisticated European eye like a pleasing cross
between Buffalo Bill and a Castilian poet. But his Christian
name of Joaquin and his southern skin had descended to him,
not from Andalusian Hidalgos, but from a mother who was
partly Spanish and partly negress, with a delicate under-current
of Red Indian ancestry. As he stood there on the platform,
however, in his becoming evening dress, and flooded them
with the light of his lustrous dark eyes—’twas a trick of the
trade he had learned in Colorado—every woman in the room
felt instinctively to herself he was a superb creature, while
every man admitted with a grudging smile that the fellow had
at least the outward air of a gentleman.
The Seer, stepping forward with a genial smile, entertained
them at first with some common little tricks of so-called thought-reading,
familiar enough to all those who have ever attempted
to watch the ways of that simple exhibition. He found
pins concealed in ladies’ skirts, and guessed the numbers of
bank-notes in financiers’ pockets. Florian’s mouth curled
incredulity; why, these were just the same futile old games
as ever, the well-known and innocent little conjuring dodges
of the Bishops and the Stuart Cumberlands! But after
awhile, Mr Joaquin Holmes, waking up all at once, proceeded
to try something newer and more original. A pack of cards
was produced. To avoid all suspicion of collusion or trickery,
’twas a brand-new pack—observe, there’s no deception—bought
by Rue herself that afternoon in Bond Street. With
much air of serious mystery, the Colorado Seer pulled off the
stamped cover before their very eyes, gave the cards themselves
to Will to shuffle, and then proceeded to offer them to
every member of the company one by one in order. Each
drew a card, looked at it, and replaced it in the pack.
Instantly, the Seer in a very loud voice, without one moment’s
hesitation, announced it correctly as ten of spades, ace of
clubs, five of hearts, or queen of diamonds. It was an
excellent trick, and the performer could do it equally well
with open eyes or blindfolded; he could offer the cards
behind his back, after the pack had been shuffled and
handed him unseen; he could even succeed in the dark,
he said, if the lights were lowered, and each person in the
company took his own card out to inspect it in the passage.
“That looks like genuine thought-reading,” Will was compelled
to admit, thinking it over in his own mind; “but
perhaps he forces his cards. One knows conjurers can do
such wonderful things in the way of forcing.”
Instantly the Seer turned upon him with an air of injured
innocence. “If you think there’s any conjuring about this
performance,” he exclaimed, with much dignity, drawing
himself up to his full height of six feet two, “you can offer
them yourself, and allow each lady and gentleman in the
room to pick as they choose for themselves among them.
I’ll take each card, blindfold, as fast as they pick, hold it
up behind my back, with my hands tied, without seeing it
myself, and read off for you what it is by direct thought-transference.”
Will accepted the test—a fairly severe one; and, sure enough,
the Seer was right. Carefully blindfolded with one of those
moulded wraps, invented for the purpose, which prevent all
possibility of looking down through the chinks, he yet took
each card behind his back in one hand, held it up before
their eyes without moving his head, and gave out its name
distinctly and instantly. The audience was impressed. There
was a touch of magic in it. But the Seer smiled blandly.
“Oh, that’s nothing,” he murmured aloud, with a deprecating
little laugh; “a mere matter of choosing between fifty-two
alternatives—which, after all, is easy. With Mrs Palmer’s
consent,” and he turned in a gracefully deferential attitude
to Rue, “I can show you something a great deal more remarkable.
Here are pencils and papers. Each lady or
gentleman will please take a sheet as I hand them round.
Write anything you like, in English, French, German or
Spanish, on the piece of paper. Then fold it up, so, and
put it into one of these envelopes gummed down and fastened.
After that, as this experiment requires very great concentration
of thought”—he knitted his brows, and assumed an expression
of the intensest internal effort—“with Mrs Palmer’s kind leave,
we will turn out the electric light, which confuses and distracts
one by revealing to the eye so many surrounding visible objects.
And then, without breaking the envelopes in which you have
enclosed the pieces of paper, I will read out to you, in the
dark, what each of you has written.”
He spoke deliberately, with slow western American distinctness,
though with a pleasing accent. That accent, superimposed
on his native negro dialect, had cost him no small
effort. The guests, half-incredulous, took the sheets of paper
he distributed to them one by one, and wrote down a sentence
or two, according to taste, after a little interval of whispered
consultation. Then, by the Seer’s direction, they folded the
slips in two and placed them in their envelopes, each bearing
outside the name of the person who wrote it. Florian collected
the papers, all carefully gummed down, and handed
them to the Seer, who stood ready to receive them at his
place on the platform. Without one moment’s delay, the
lights were turned out. It was the instantaneousness, indeed,
and the utter absence of the usual hocus-pocus, that distinguished
Mr Joaquin Holmes’s unique performance from
the ordinary style of spiritualist conjuring. In a second, the
Seer’s voice rang out clear from his place: “First envelope,
Mrs Palmer, containing inscription in French—very prettily
written:
‘La vie est brève:
Un peu d’amour,
Un peu de rêve,
Et puis—bonjour.
La vie est vaine:
Un peu d’espoir,
Un peu de haine,
Et puis—bonsoir.’
“Extremely graceful verses; I don’t know the author. However,
no matter! . . . Second envelope, Colonel Marchmont,
containing inscription in English, ‘The general immediately
ordered an advance, and the gallant 21st, regardless of danger,
charged for the battery in magnificent style, sabring the
enemy’s gunners in a wild outburst of military enthusiasm.’
Very characteristic! A most soldierly choice. And boldly
written. . . . Third envelope, Mrs Sartoris,—stop, please! the
lady’s thoughts are wandering; kindly fix your attention for a
moment, Madam, on the words you have given me. Ah, so;
that’s better.—‘The curfew tolls the knell of parting day; The
lowing herd winds slowly o’er the lea; The ploughman homeward
wends’—wends? wends? it should have been ‘plods’;
but ‘wends’ is what you thought—‘The ploughman homeward
wends his weary way, And leaves the world to darkness and to
me.’ Very appropriate; it’s dark enough here! And I am
the only speaker. Bend your minds to what you have written,
please, or I may have to hesitate. Each think of your own. . . .
Fourth envelope, Mr Florian Wood, containing inscription:
‘We struggle fain to enlarge
Our bounded physical recipiency,
Increase our power, supply fresh oil to life,
Repair the waste of age and sickness: no,
It skills not! life’s inadequate to joy,
As the soul sees joy, tempting life to take.’
An exceedingly appropriate quotation! I forget where it
comes from. Try to concentrate your mind, Mr Wood. Ah,
now I know!—from Browning’s Cleon.”
Florian’s mellifluous voice broke the silence in the auditory.
“This is wonderful!” he said, in his impressive tone, “most
wonderful! miraculous! I never heard anything in my life to
equal it.”
The Seer, noting his advantage, didn’t pause for a moment
to answer the interruption, but, smiling a self-satisfied though
invisible smile, which could be heard in his voice in spite
of the dense darkness, went on still more rapidly, “Fifth
envelope, Lady Martindale, a familiar quotation, ‘A thing of
beauty is a joy for ever.’ Somewhat hackneyed that, but easy
enough to read on her brain for that very reason. . . . Sixth
envelope, Sir Henry Martindale—I regret to say, a confirmed
sceptic; Sir Henry didn’t believe I could read his thoughts, so
he wrote down these rude words: ‘The performance is a sham,
and the man’s a humbug.’ But the performance is not a
sham, and the man’s a thought-reader. Sir Henry also wrote
three words below in the Russian character, which he learnt
in the Crimea. Now, I don’t know Russian, and I can’t
pretend to read thoughts in languages I don’t understand,
any more than I could pretend to repeat a conversation I
happened to overhear on top of an omnibus in Japanese or
Hottentot. But I can tell Sir Henry what he thought in
English as he wrote those words; he thought to himself,
‘That’s a puzzler for him, that is; I’ll bet five quid that’ll
beat the fellow.’ ”
The audience laughed at this unexpected sally. Sir Henry
felt uncomfortable. But the Seer, unabashed, went on as
before, without an instant’s pause, to the succeeding envelopes.
He ran through them all in the same rapid manner, till he
reached the last, “Miss Violet Farrar,—kindly concentrate
your thoughts on the subject, Señorita,—Miss Farrar wrote a
couple of lines from Swinburne:
‘Thou hast forgotten, O summer swallow,
But the world shall end when I forget.’
That’s the last I received!” He drew a deep sigh. Then
without one instant interposed, “Turn up the lights, please,”
he said. “To show all’s fair, I’ll return you your envelopes.”
Will turned the light on again in a turmoil of surprise. He
had never before seen anything that looked so like a genuine
miracle. There stood the Seer, erect and smiling, with all the
envelopes in a huddled heap on the little round table on the
platform beside him. With a quiet air of triumph, he stepped
down to the floor, and reading out the names as he walked
along the rows, replaced in each outstretched hand—its own
envelope, unopened. The visitors tore the covers off before
his eyes, and found inside—their own manuscript, exactly as
they had written it. It was a most convincing trick, and the
Colorado Seer had good cause to be proud of the astounded
way in which his company received it.
A buzz of voices ran humming round the room for some
minutes together as the Seer concluded. Everybody hazarded
some conjecture of his own, more or less inept, as to how the
man did it. The younger ladies were mostly of opinion that
he “must have a confederate”—though how a confederate
could help him with this particular trick, they didn’t deign
to explain, not having, indeed, any clear picture of their own
in their sapient heads as to the nature of the confederacy.
They merely threw out the hint in the self-same expansive
and generous spirit in which they are wont to opine that “it’s
done by electricity,” or, that “the thing has springs in it.” Mr
Arthur Sartoris, the East End curate, and two old maids with
amiable profiles in a back row, were inclined to set it down
to “cerebral undulations in the ethereal medium”—which, of
course, would be competent to explain almost anything, if they
only existed. Lady Martindale leaned rather towards the
extremer view that “the man had dealings with a familiar
spirit,” and objected to take any further part in such doubtful
proceedings. Sir Henry, while not venturing to offer any
direct explanation, was yet reminded at once of some very
remarkable and surprising feats he had seen performed by a
fakir in India, who had told him the name of his future wife,
made a mango-tree grow and bear fruit before his eyes, and
sent a boy to climb up a loose end of twine till he disappeared
in space, whence he was precipitated in fragments a few
minutes later, to get up and walk away one moment afterwards,
at the first touch of the fakir’s wand, as cool and unconcerned
as if nothing had happened. Everybody had a
theory which satisfied himself; and every theory alike seemed
pure bosh to Will Deverill.
To everybody’s surprise, however, Florian’s melodious
voice, after that one interruption, took no further part in the
brisk discussion. The world rather expected that Florian
would intervene with some abstruse hypothesis of telepathic
action, or enlarge on the occult influence of soul upon soul,
without the need for any gross and palpable link of material
connection. But Florian held his peace. He had an idea
of his own, and he wasn’t going to impart it for nothing to
anybody. Only once did he speak. “The man has eyes in
the back of his head,” a lady had cried after one trick in
profound astonishment.
“Say, rather, the man has eyes in the tips of his fingers,”
Florian corrected gravely. For he was no fool, Florian.
The Seer heard him, and darted a strange glance at his
face. This man Wood was too clever. The Seer must square
him!
The evening wore away, and conjecture died down. The
Seer mixed with the throng in his private capacity, told good
stories to the men with a strong Western flavour, said pretty
things to the women with Parisian grace, and flashed his
expressive eyes into theirs to point them. Everybody allowed
he was a most agreeable man, and everybody thought his
performance “simply marvellous.”
Florian waited on the door-step as the Seer was leaving.
“I’ll walk home with you,” he said, with an air of quiet
determination.
The Seer stared at him hard. “As you like,” he answered,
coldly; but it was clear from his tone he distrusted Florian.
They walked round the corner for some yards in silence.
Then Florian spoke first. “There was only one thing I
didn’t quite understand,” he began, with a confidential air,
“and that was how the dickens you managed to get those
gummed envelopes open.”
The Seer stood still for a second, and fronted him. They
were in a lonely street. “Now, you look here, Mr Florian
Wood,” the American said quietly, dropping back all at once
into his native dialect and his native accent, “you lay low
this evening. You thought you spotted it. I saw you lay
low, and I knew pretty well you meant to come round and
have it out some time with me. Well, sir, what do you mean
by insinuating to a gentleman like me that I broke those there
envelopes? That’s an imputation on my honesty and honour;
and out West, you know, we answer questions like that only
one way . . . with a six-shooter.”
He spoke with the menacing air of an angry bully. But
Florian wasn’t exactly the sort of man to be bullied; small as
he was, he did not lack for courage. If Mr Joaquin Holmes
was tall and big-built, why, Florian was backed up by all the
strength of the police of London. The Englishman smiled.
“Yes, you do, out West, I know,” he answered, calmly; “but
in London, that style’s very much out of fashion. We keep
a police force on purpose to prevent it. Now, don’t let’s be
two fools. I lay low, as you say. If you want me to go on
lying low in future, you’ll answer me sensibly, like a man of
the world, and trust my honour. If you want me to expose
you, you’ll tell lies and bluster. You’ve had twenty pounds
down from my friend Mrs Palmer for this evening’s entertainment.
That’s first-rate pay. You can’t earn it again, if
your system’s blown upon.”
The Coloradan darted a furtive side-glance at Florian.
This sleek-faced, innocent-looking, high-flown little Englishman
was more dangerous, after all, than the Westerner
imagined. But he blustered still for a while about his honour
and his honesty; he was ashamed to throw up the sponge so
easily. Florian listened, unmoved. All this talk fell flat upon
him. At last, when the Seer had exhausted his whole stock
of available indignation, Florian interposed once more, bland
and suave as ever: “It’s a very good trick,” the small man
said, smiling, “and I don’t know how you managed that part
about the envelopes. . . . Besides, I never met such delicacy
of touch in my life before—in a sighted person!”
At that word, Joaquin Holmes gave a perceptible start.
He saw its implications. It is the term which the blind in
asylums or the like invariably apply to the outside world with
normal vision.
Florian noticed the little start, all involuntary as it was;
and the Seer in turn observed that he noticed it. No man
can play the thought-reading or spiritualist game unless endowed
with exceptional quickness of perception.
“How did you know I’d ever been blind?” he asked,
quickly, taken aback for a moment, and making just that once
an unguarded admission.
“I didn’t know it,” Florian answered, with equal frankness.
“I didn’t even guess it. But I saw at once you’d at least
been bred and brought up among the blind. My own grandfather
was blind, you see, and my uncle as well; and I’ve
inherited from them, myself, some germs of the same faculty.
But you’ve got it stronger than anyone I ever saw in my life
till now. . . . Besides, I want to know how you managed
those envelopes. I hate being baffled. When I see a good
trick, I like to understand it. Remember, I have influence in
the press and in Society. I can serve your purpose. But I
make it the price of my lying low in future that you tell me
the way you managed about the envelopes.”
The Seer seized his arm. “You’re a durned smart chap,”
he said, with genuine admiration. “Nobody, even in America,
ever guessed that trick; and we’re smarter out there, I reckon,
than the run of the old country. Come along to my rooms,
and we’ll talk this thing over.”
“No thank you,” Florian answered, with a quiet little smile.
“My friends wouldn’t know where I’d gone to-night. Your
hint about six-shooters is quite too pregnant. But if you care
to come home to my humble chambers in Grosvenor Gardens,
and make terms of surrender, we can see this thing out over
a whiskey and soda.”