A bottle of wine, and the mild, persuasive manner of Mr. Snivel, so completely
won over George’s confidence, that, like one of that class always too ready to
give out their heart-achings at the touch of sympathy, and too easily betrayed
through misplaced confidence, he commences relating his history. That of Anna
is identified with it. “We will together proceed to New York, for it is there,
among haunts of vice and depravity—”
“In depth of degradation they have no counterpart on our globe,” Mr.
Soloman interrupts, filling his glass.
“We came up together-knew each other, but not ourselves. That was our dark
age.” George pauses for a moment.
“Bless you,” again interrupts Mr. Soloman, tipping his glass very politely, “I
never-that is, when I hear our people who get themselves laced into
narrow-stringed Calvinism, and long-founded foreign missions, talk-think much
could have come of the dark ages. I speak after the manner of an attorney, when
I say this. We hear a deal of the dark ages, the crimes of the dark ages, the
dark idolatry of darker Africa. My word for it, and it’s something, if they had
anything darker in Sodom; if they had in Babylon a state of degradation more
hardened of crime; if in Egypt there existed a benightedness more stubbornly
opposed to the laws of God-than is to be found in that New York; that city of
merchant princes with princely palaces; that modern Pompeii into which a mighty
commerce teems its mightier gold, where a coarse throng revel in coarser
luxury, where a thousand gaudy churches rear heavenward their gaudier steeples,
then I have no pity for Sodom, not a tear to shed over fallen Babylon, and very
little love for Egypt.” Mr. Snivel concludes, saying—“proceed, young man.”
“Of my mother I know nothing. My father (I mean the man I called father, but
who they said was not my father, though he was the only one that cared anything
for me) was Tom English, who used to live here and there with me about the
Points. He was always looking in at Paddy Pie’s, in Orange street, and Paddy
Pie got all his money, and then Paddy Pie and him quarrelled, and we were
turned out of Paddy Pie’s house. So we used to lodge here and there, in the
cellars about the Points, in ‘Cut Throat Alley,’ or ‘Cow Bay,’ or ‘Murderer’s
Alley,’ or in ‘The House of the Nine Nations,’ or wherever we could get a
sixpenny rag to lay down upon. Nobody but English seemed to care for me, and
English cared for nobody but me. And English got thick with Mrs. McCarty and
her three daughters—they kept the Rookery in ‘Cow Bay,’ which we used to get to
up a long pair of stairs outside, and which God knows I never want to think of
again,—where sometimes fourteen or fifteen of us, men and women, used to sleep
in a little room Mrs. McCarty paid eight dollars a month for. And Mr. Crown,
who always seemed a cross sort of man, and was agent for all the houses on the
Points I thought, used to say she had it too cheap. And English got to thinking
a good deal of Mrs. McCarty, and Mrs. McCarty’s daughters got to thinking a
good deal of him. And Boatswain Bill, who lived at the house of the ‘Nine
Nations’-the house they said had a bottomless pit-and English used to fight a
deal about the Miss McCartys, and Bill one night threw English over the high
stoop, down upon the pavement, and broke his arms. They said it was a wonder it
hadn’t a broken his neck. Fighting Mary (Mary didn’t go by that name then) came
up and took English’s part, and whipped Boatswain Bill, and said she’d whip the
whole house of the ‘Nine Nations’ if it had spunk enough in it to come on. But
no one dare have a set-to with Mary. Mary used to drink a deal of gin, and
say-‘this gin and the devil ’ll get us all one of these days. I wonder if Mr.
Crown ’ll sell bad gin to his highness when he gets him?” Well, Bill was sent
up for six months, so the McCartys had peace in the house, and Mrs. McCarty got
him little things, and did for English until his arms got well. Then he got a
little money, (I don’t know how he got it,) and Paddy Pie made good friends
with him, and got him from the Rookery, and then all his money. I used to think
all the money in the Points found its way either to the house of Paddy Pie, or
the Bottomless Pit at the house of the ‘Nine Nations,’ and all the clothes to
the sign of the ‘Three Martyrs,’ which the man with the eagle face kept round
the corner.
“English used to say in one of his troubled fits, ‘I’d like to be a respectable
man, and get out of this, if there was a chance, and do something for you,
George. There’s no chance, you see.’ And when we went into Broadway, which we
did now and then, and saw what another world it was, and how rich everything
looked, English used to shake his head and say, ‘they don’t know how we live,
George.’
“Paddy Pie soon quarrelled with English, and being penniless again we had to
shift for ourselves. English didn’t like to go back to Mrs. McCarty, so we used
to sleep at Mrs. Sullivan’s cellar in ‘Cut Throat Alley.’ And Mrs. Sullivan’s
cellar was only about twelve feet by twenty, and high enough to stand up in,
and wet enough for anything, and so overrun with rats and vermin that we
couldn’t sleep. There were nine rag-beds in the cellar, which as many as
twenty-three would sometimes sleep on, or, if they were not too tipsy, try to
sleep on. And folks used to come into the cellar at night, and be found dead in
the morning. This made such a fuss in the neighborhood (there was always a fuss
when Old Bones, the coroner, was about), and frightened so many, that Mrs.
Sullivan couldn’t get lodgers for weeks. She used to nail no end of horse-shoes
over the door to keep out the ghosts of them that died last. But it was a long
while before her lodgers got courage enough to come back. Then we went to the
house of the Blazers, in ‘Cow Bay,’ and used to lodge there with Yellow Bill.
They said Bill was a thief by profession; but I wasn’t old enough to be a
judge. Little Lizza Rock, the nondescript, as people called her, used to live
at the Blazers. Poor Lizza had a hard time of it, and used to sigh and say she
wished she was dead. Nobody thought of her, she said, and she was nothing
because she was deformed, and a cripple. She was about four feet high, had a
face like a bull-dog, and a swollen chest, and a hunchback, a deformed leg, and
went with a crutch. She never combed her hair, and what few rags she had on her
back hung in filth. What few shillings she got were sure to find their way
either into Bill’s pocket, or send her tipsy into the ‘Bottomless Pit’ of the
house of the ‘Nine Nations.’ There was in the Bottomless Pit a never-ending
stream of gin that sent everybody to the Tombs, and from the Tombs to the
grave. But Lizza was good to me, and used to take care of me, and steal little
things for me from old Dan Sullivan, who begged in Broadway, and let Yellow
Bill get his money, by getting him tipsy. And I got to liking Lizza, for we
both seemed to have no one in the world who cared for us but English. And there
was always some trouble between the Blazers and the people at the house of the
‘Nine Nations.’
“Well, English was hard to do for some time, and through necessity, which he
said a deal about, we were driven out of every place we had sought shelter in.
And English did something they sent him up for a twelve-month for, and I was
left to get on as I could. I was took in by ‘Hard-Fisted Sall,’ who always wore
a knuckle-duster, and used to knock everybody down she met, and threatened a
dozen times to whip Mr. Fitzgerald, the detective, and used to rob every one
she took in tow, and said if she could only knock down and rob the whole
pumpkin-headed corporation she should die easy, for then she would know she had
done a good thing for the public, whose money they were squandering without
once thinking how the condition of such wretches as herself could be bettered.
“English died before he had been up two months. And death reconciled the little
difficulty between him and the McCartys; and old Mrs. McCarty’s liking for him
came back, and she went crying to the Bellevue and begged them, saying she was
his mother, to let her take his body away and bury it. They let her have it,
and she brought it away to the rookery, in a red coffin, and got a clean sheet
of the Blazers, and hung it up beside the coffin, and set four candles on a
table, and a little cross between them, and then borrowed a Bible with a cross
on it, and laid it upon the coffin. Then they sent for me. I cried and kissed
poor English, for poor English was the only father I knew, and he was good to
me. I never shall forget what I saw in that little room that night. I found a
dozen friends and the McCartys there, forming a half-circle of curious and
demoniacal faces, peering over the body of English, whose face, I thought,
formed the only repose in the picture. There were two small pictures-one of the
Saviour, and the other of Kossuth-hung at the head and feet of the corpse; and
the light shed a lurid paleness over the living and the dead. And detective
Fitzgerald and another gentleman looked in.
“‘Who’s here to-night?’ says Fitzgerald, in a friendly sort of way.
“‘God love ye, Mr. Fitzgerald, poor English is gone! Indeed, then, it was the
will of the Lord, and He’s taken him from us-poor English!’ says Mrs. McCarty.
And Fitzgerald, and the gentleman with him, entered the den, and they shuddered
and sat down at the sight of the face in the coffin. ‘Sit down, Mr. Fitzgerald,
do!—and may the Lord love ye! There was a deal of good in poor English. He’s
gone-so he is!’ said Mrs. McCarty, begging them to sit down, and excuse the
disordered state of her few rags. She had a hard struggle to live, God knows.
They took off their hats, and sat a few minutes in solemn silence. The rags
moved at the gentleman’s side, which made him move towards the door. ‘What is
there, my good woman?’ he inquired. ‘She’s a blessed child, Mr. Fitzgerald
knows that same:’ says Mrs. McCarty, turning down the rags and revealing the
wasted features of her youngest girl, a child eleven years old, sinking in
death. ‘God knows she’ll be better in heaven, and herself won’t be long out of
it,’ Mrs. McCarty twice repeated, maintaining a singular indifference to the
hand of death, already upon the child. The gentleman left some money to buy
candles for poor English, and with Mr. Fitzgerald took himself away.
“Near midnight, the tall black figure of solemn-faced Father Flaherty stalked
in. He was not pleased with the McCartys, but went to the side of the dying
child, fondled her little wasted hand in his own, and whispered a prayer for
her soul. Never shall I forget how innocently she looked in his face while he
parted the little ringlets that curled over her brow, and told her she would
soon have a better home in a better world. Then he turned to poor English, and
the cross, and the candles, and the pictures, and the living faces that gave
such a ghastliness to the picture. Mrs. McCarty brought him a basin of water,
over which he muttered, and made it holy. Then he again muttered some
unintelligible sentences, and sprinkled the water over the dying child, over
the body of poor English, and over the living-warning Mrs. McCarty and her
daughters, as he pointed to the coffin. Then he knelt down, and they all knelt
down, and he prayed for the soul of poor English, and left. What holy water
then was left, Mrs. McCarty placed near the door, to keep the ghosts out.
“The neighbors at the Blazers took a look in, and a few friends at the house of
the ‘Nine Nations’ took a look in, and ‘Fighting Mary,’ of Murderer’s Alley,
took a look in, and before Father Flaherty had got well out of ‘Cow Bay,’ it
got to be thought a trifle of a wake would console Mrs. McCarty’s distracted
feelings. ‘Hard-fisted Sall’ came to take a last look at poor English; and she
said she would spend her last shilling over poor English, and having one, it
would get a drop, and a drop dropped into the right place would do Mrs. McCarty
a deal of good.
“And Mrs. McCarty agreed that it wouldn’t be amiss, and putting with Sall’s
shilling the money that was to get the candles, I was sent to the ‘Bottomless
Pit’ at the house of the ‘Nine Nations,’ where Mr. Crown had a score with the
old woman, and fetched away a quart of his gin, which they said was getting the
whole of them. The McCartys took a drop, and the girls took a drop, and the
neighbors took a drop, and they all kept taking drops, and the drops got the
better of them all. One of the Miss McCartys got to having words with ‘Fighting
Mary,’ about an old affair in which poor English was concerned, and the words
got to blows, when Mr. Flanegan at the Blazers stepped in to make peace. But
the whole house got into a fight, and the lights were put out, the corpse
knocked over, and the child (it was found dead in the morning) suffocated with
the weight of bodies felled in the melee. The noise and cries of murder brought
the police rushing in, and most of them were dragged off to the Station; and
the next day being Sunday, I wandered homeless and friendless into Sheriff
street. Poor English was taken in charge by the officers. They kept him over
Monday to see if any one would come up and claim him. No one came for him; no
one knew more of him than that he went by the name of English; no one ever
heard him say where he came from-he never said a word about my mother, or
whether he had a relation in the world. He was carted off to Potter’s Field and
buried. That was the last of poor English.
“We seldom got much to eat in the Points, and I had not tasted food for
twenty-four hours. I sat down on the steps of a German grocery, and was soon
ordered away by the keeper. Then I wandered into a place they called
Nightmare’s Alley, where three old wooden buildings with broken-down verandas
stood, and were inhabited principally by butchers. I sat down on the steps of
one, and thought if I only had a mother, or some one to care for me, and give
me something to eat, how happy I should be. And I cried. And a great red-faced
man came out of the house, and took me in, and gave me something to eat. His
name was Mike Mullholland, and he was good to me, and I liked him, and took his
name. And he lived with a repulsive looking woman, in a little room he paid ten
dollars a month for. He had two big dogs, and worked at day work, in a
slaughter-house in Staunton street. The dogs were known in the neighborhood as
Mullholland’s dogs, and with them I used to sleep on the rags of carpet spread
for us in the room with Mullholland and his wife, who I got to calling mother.
This is how I took the name of Mullholland. I was glad to leave the Points, and
felt as if I had a home. But there was a ‘Bottomless Pit’ in Sheriff street,
and though not so bad as the one at the house of the “Nine Nations,” it gave
out a deal of gin that the Mullhollands had a liking for. I was continually
going for it, and the Mullhollands were continually drinking it; and the whole
neighborhood liked it, and in ‘Nightmare’s Alley’ the undertaker found a
profitable business.
“In the morning I went with the dogs to the slaughter-house, and there fed
them, and took care of the fighting cocks, and brought gin for the men who
worked there. In the afternoon I joined the newsboys, as ragged and neglected
as myself, gambled for cents, and watched the policemen, whom we called the
Charleys. I lived with Mullholland two years, and saw and felt enough to make
hardened any one of my age. One morning there came a loud knocking at the door,
which was followed by the entrance of two officers. The dogs had got out and
bitten a child, and the officers, knowing who owned them, had come to arrest
Mullholland. We were all surprised, for the officers recognized in Mullholland
and the woman two old offenders. And while they were dragged off to the Tombs,
I was left to prey upon the world as best I could. Again homeless, I wandered
about with urchins as ragged and destitute as myself. It seemed to me that
everybody viewed me as an object of suspicion, for I sought in vain for
employment that would give me bread and clothing. I wanted to be honest, and
would have lived honest; but I could not make people believe me honest. And
when I told who I was, and where I sheltered myself, I was ordered away.
Everybody judged me by the filthy shreds on my back; nobody had anything for me
to do.
“I applied at a grocer’s, to sweep his store and go errands. When I told him
where I had lived, he shook his head and ordered me away. Knowing I could fill
a place not unknown to me, I applied at a butcher’s in Mott street; but he
pointed his knife-which left a wound in my feelings-and ordered me away. And I
was ordered away wherever I went. The doors of the Chatham theatre looked too
fine for me. My ragged condition rebuked me wherever I went, and for more than
a week I slept under a cart that stood in Mott street. Then Tom Farley found
me, and took me with him to his cellar, in Elizabeth street, where we had what
I thought a good bed of shavings. Tom sold Heralds, gambled for cents, and
shared with me, and we got along. Then Tom stole a dog, and the dog got us into
a deal of trouble, which ended with getting us both into the Tombs, where Tom
was locked up. I was again adrift, as we used to call it, and thought of poor
Tom a deal. Every one I met seemed higher up in the world than I was. But I got
into Centre Market, carried baskets, and did what I could to earn a shilling,
and slept in Tom’s bed, where there was some nights fifteen and twenty like
myself.
“One morning, while waiting a job, my feet and hands benumbed with the cold, a
beautiful lady slipped a shilling into my hand and passed on. To one penniless
and hungry, it seemed a deal of money. Necessity had almost driven me to the
sign of the ‘Three Martyrs,’ to see what the man of the eagle face would give
me on my cap, for they said the man at the ‘Three Martyrs’ lent money on rags
such as I had. I followed the woman, for there was something so good in the act
that I could not resist it. She entered a fine house in Leonard street.
“You must now go with me into the den of Hag Zogbaum, in ‘Scorpion Cove;’ and
‘Scorpion Cove’ is in Pell street. Necessity next drove me there. It is early
spring, we will suppose; and being in the Bowery, we find the streets in its
vicinity reeking with putrid matter, hurling pestilence into the dark dwellings
of the unknown poor, and making thankful the coffin-maker, who in turn thanks a
nonundertaking corporation for the rich harvest. The muck is everywhere deep
enough for hogs and fat aldermen to wallow in, and would serve well the
purposes of a supper-eating corporation, whose chief business it was to fatten
turtles and make Presidents.
“We have got through the muck of the mucky Bowery. Let us turn to the left as
we ascend the hill from Chatham street, and into a narrow, winding way, called
Doyer’s street. Dutch Sophy, then, as now, sits in all the good nature of her
short, fat figure, serving her customers with ices, at three cents. Her cunning
black eyes and cheerful, ruddy face, enhance the air of pertness that has made
her a favorite with her customers. We will pass the little wooden shop, where
Mr. Saunders makes boots of the latest style, and where old lapstone, with
curious framed spectacles tied over his bleared eyes, has for the last forty
years been seen at the window trimming welts, and mending every one’s sole but
his own; we will pass the four story wooden house that the landlord never
paints-that has the little square windows, and the little square door, and the
two little iron hand rails that curl so crabbedly at the ends, and guard four
crabbeder steps that give ingress and egress to its swarm of poor but honest
tenants; we will pass the shop where a short, stylish sign tells us Mr.
Robertson makes bedsteads; and the little, slanting house a line of yellow
letters on a square of black tin tells us is a select school for young ladies,
and the bright, dainty looking house with the green shutters, where lives Mr.
Vredenburg the carpenter, who, the neighbors say, has got up in the world, and
paints his house to show that he feels above poor folks-and find we have
reached the sooty and gin-reeking grocery of Mr. Korner, who sells the devil’s
elixir to the sootier devils that swarm the cellars of his neighbors. The faded
blue letters, on a strip of wood nailed to the bricks over his door, tell us he
is a dealer in “Imported and other liquors.” Next door to Mr. Korner’s tipsy
looking grocery lives Mr. Muffin, the coffin-maker, who has a large business
with the disciples who look in at Korner’s. Mrs. Downey, a decent sort of body,
who lives up the alley, and takes sixpenny lodgers by the dozen, may be seen in
great tribulation with her pet pig, who, every day, much to the annoyance of
Mr. Korner, manages to get out, and into the pool of decaying matter opposite
his door, where he is sure to get stuck, and with his natural propensity,
squeals lustily for assistance. Mrs. Downey, as is her habit, gets distracted;
and having well abused Mr. Korner for his interference in a matter that can
only concern herself and the animal, ventures to her knees in the mire, and
having seized her darling pig by the two ears, does, with the assistance of a
policeman, who kindly takes him by the tail, extricate his porkship, to the
great joy of herself. The animal scampers, grunting, up the alley, as Mr.
Korner, in his shirt sleeves, throws his broom after him, and the policeman
surlily says he wishes it was the street commissioner.
“We have made the circle of Doyer’s street, and find it fortified on Pell
street, with two decrepit wooden buildings, that the demand for the ‘devil’s
elixir,’ has converted into Dutch groceries, their exteriors presenting the
appearance of having withstood a storm of dilapidated clapboards, broken
shutters, red herrings, and onions. Mr. Voss looks suspiciously through the
broken shutters of his Gibraltar, at his neighbor of the opposite Gibraltar,
and is heard to say of his wares that they are none of the best, and that while
he sells sixpence a pint less, the article is a shilling a pint better. And
there the two Gibraltars stand, apparently infirm, hurling their unerring
missiles, and making wreck of everything in the neighborhood.
“We have turned down Pell street toward Mott, and on the north side a
light-colored sign, representing a smith in the act of shoeing a horse,
attracts the eye, and tells us the old cavern-like building over which it
swings, is where Mr. Mooney does smithwork and shoeing. And a little further
on, a dash of yellow and white paint on a little sign-board at the entrance of
an alley, guarded on one side by a broken-down shed, and on the other, by a
three-story, narrow, brick building (from the windows of which trail long
water-stains, and from the broken panes a dozen curious black heads, of as many
curious eyed negroes protrude), tells us somewhat indefinitely, that Mister
Mills, white-washer and wall-colorer, may be found in the neighborhood, which,
judging from outward appearances, stands much in need of this good man’s
services. Just keep your eye on the sign of the white-washer and wall-colorer,
and passing up the sickly alley it tells you Mister Mills may be found in, you
will find yourself (having picked your way over putrid matter, and placed your
perfumed cambric where it will protect your lungs from the inhalation of
pestilential air,) in the cozy area of ‘Scorpion Cove.’ Scorpion Cove is
bounded at one end by a two-story wooden house, with two decayed and broken
verandas in front, and rickety steps leading here and there to suspicious
looking passages, into which, and out of which a never-ending platoon of the
rising generation crawl and toddle, keep up a cheap serenade, and like rats,
scamper away at the sight of a stranger; and on the other, by the back of the
brick house with the negro-headed front. At the sides are two broken-down board
fences, and forming a sort of net-work across the cove, are an innumerable
quantity of unoccupied clothes-lines, which would seem only to serve the
mischievous propensities of young negroes and the rats. There is any quantity
of rubbish in ‘Scorpion Cove,’ and any amount of disease-breeding cesspools;
but the corporation never heard of ‘Scorpion Cove,’ and wouldn’t look into it
if it had. If you ask me how it came to be called ‘Scorpion Cove,’ I will tell
you. The brick house at one end was occupied by negroes; and the progeny of
these negroes swarmed over the cove, and were called scorpions. The old house
of the verandas at the other end, and which had an air of being propped up
after a shock of paralysis, was inhabited by twenty or more families, of the
Teutonic race, whose numerous progeny, called the hedge-hogs, were more than a
match for the scorpions, and with that jealousy of each other which animates
these races did the scorpions and hedge-hogs get at war. In the morning the
scorpions would crawl up through holes in the cellar, through broken windows,
through the trap-doors, down the long stairway that wound from the second and
third stories over the broken pavilion, and from nobody could tell where-for
they came, it seems, from every rat-hole, and with rolling white eyes,
marshalled themselves for battle. The hedgehogs mustering in similar strength,
and springing up from no one could tell where, would set upon the scorpions,
and after a goodly amount of wallowing in the mire, pulling hair and wool,
scratching faces and pommeling noses, the scorpions being alternately the
victors and vanquished, the war would end at the appearance of Hag Zogbaum,
who, with her broom, would cause the scorpions to beat a hasty retreat. The
hedge-hogs generally came off victorious, for they were the stronger race. But
the old hedge-hogs got much shattered in time by the broadsides of the two
Gibraltars, which sent them broadside on into the Tombs. And this passion of
the elder hedge-hogs for getting into the Tombs, caused by degrees a curtailing
of the younger hedge-hogs. And this falling off in the forces of the foe,
singularly inspirited the scorpions, who mustered courage, and after a series
of savage battles, in which there was a notorious amount of wool-pulling gained
the day. And this is how ‘Scorpion Cove’ got its name.
“Hag Zogbaum lived in the cellar of the house with the verandas; and old Dan
Sullivan and the rats had possession of the garret. In the cellar of this
woman, whose trade was the fostering of crime in children as destitute as
myself, there was a bar and a back cellar, where as many as twenty boys and
girls slept on straw and were educated in vice. She took me into her nursery,
and I was glad to get there, for I had no other place to go.
“In the morning we were sent out to pilfer, to deceive the credulous, and to
decoy others to the den. Some were instructed by Hag Zogbaum to affect deaf and
dumb, to plead the starving condition of our parents, to, in a word, enlist the
sympathies of the credulous with an hundred different stories. We were all
stimulated by a premium being held out to the most successful. Some were sent
out to steal pieces of iron, brass, copper, and old junk; and these Hag Zogbaum
would sell or give to the man who kept the junk-shop in Stanton street, known
as the rookery at the corner. (This man lived with Hag Zogbaum.) We returned at
night with our booty, and re- ceived our wages in gin or beer. The unsuccessful
were set down as victims of bad luck. Now and then the old woman would call us
a miserable lot of wretches she was pestered to take care of. At one time there
were in this den of wretchedness fifteen girls from seven to eleven years old,
and seven boys under eleven-all being initiated into the by-ways of vice and
crime. Among the girls were Italians, Germans, Irish, and-shall I say
it?-Americans! It was curious to see what means the old hag would resort to for
the purpose of improving their features after they had arrived at a certain
age. She had a purpose in this; and that purpose sprang from that traffic in
depravity caused by the demands of a depraved society, a theme on her lips
continually.”