Josh Billings' Allminax

About this eBook

Author

Billings, Josh, 1818-1885

Title

Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax, 1870-1879

Credits

Produced by Margo Romberg, Chris Curnow and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at www.pgdp.net. (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)

Language

English

LoC Class

PN: Language and Literatures: Literature: General, Criticism, Collections

Subject

Almanacs, American

Category

Text

eBook-No.

40191

Project Gutenberg

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/40191

Release Date

July 10, 2012

Copyright

Public domain in the USA.

Contents

1. 1.KEY TEW THE ABUV PERFORMANCE. — BILLINGS' FAMILY TIME TABLE. — OPINIONS OF THE PRESS — AFTER SEEING THE ADVANCE SHEETS OV — FOR THE YEAR 1870. — JANUARY MONOGRAPH. — DOMESTIX RECEIPTS. — FEBUARY MONOGRAPH. — USEFUL HINTS TEW BOARDIN HOUSE KEEPERS. — MARCH MONOGRAPH. — ATTENSHUN FARMERS. — APRIL MONOGRAPH. — VALUABEL ADVICE TEW YUNG SPORTSMEN. — MAY MONOGRAPH. — PATTENTS ISSUED DURING 1869. — JUNE MONOGRAPH. — WORDS TEW HOUSEWIFES. — JULY MONOGRAPH. — A NEW TOOL. — AUGUST MONOGRAPH. — THINGS WORTH KNOWING. — SEPTEMBER MONOGRAPH. — MORE ADVICE TEW YOUNG SPORTSMEN.
2. 2.OCTOBER MONOGRAPH. — PECK'S CHURN, AND BRISTOW'S SOWING MASHEEN. — NOVEMBER MONOGRAPH. — SUM MORE HINTS TEW BOARDIN-HOUSE KEEPERS. — DECEMBER MONOGRAPH. — FAMILY MEDICINE. — EXTRA EKLIPSES FOR THE YEAR 1870. — RULES, BY-LAWS, AND REGULASHUNS. — HOW THEY DO TALK — FOR THE YEAR 1870. — THE NATRAL HORNET — DOMESTIK RECEIPTS. — THE PROMISCUSS COCKROACH. — HINTS TEW YUNG WIFES. — THE UNIVERSAL SWINE. — HINTS TEW YUNG HUSBANDS. — THE GRITTY ANGLEWORM . — HOUSEKEEPER'S GUIDE. — THE BELLYCOSE GOAT. — PREMIUMS. — Awarded to Velosipede Riders in 1870. — THE MELODIUS CAT. — FAMILY NOSHUNS. — THE BRINY CODFISH. — MELKISIDEK BREWSTERS LIGHTNING ROD. — THE FREQUENT FLY. — WANTED. — THE READDY ROOSTER. — HOUSEHOLD COMFORTS. — THE DOOCED MONKEY. — KONNEKTIKUT BLEW LAWS. — THE LOAFING RACCON. — HOME DOINGS. — THE THOUGHTFUL FOX. — MADAM FILKINS LIQUOR FOR BABES. — KALKULASHUNS OV A PROGNOSTIX NATUR. — LETTER TO FARMERS. — Beloved Farmers : — EXTRAKT OV LETTERS . — HOROSKOPE FOR JANUARY. — ADVICE TEW YUNG KLERGYMEN. — HOROSKOPE FOR FEBUARY. — A GOOD FAMILY JOB. — ( To kure bed bugs. ) — HOROSKOPE FOR MARCH. — HOROSKOPE FOR APRIL. — JOB SARGENT'S KLENSING SOPE. — HOROSKOPE FOR MAY. — CHOICE OLD RECEIPTS. — HOROSKOPE FOR JUNE. — ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRORNARY. — HOROSKOPE FOR JULY . — ADVICE TEW YOUNG MEN. — HOROSKOPE FOR AUGUST. — TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONSARN. — HOROSKOPE FOR SEPTEMBER. — ADVISE TEW HOSS JOCKEYS. — HOROSKOPE FOR OCTOBER. — ☛ TO LET. ☚ — HOROSKOPE FOR NOVEMBER. — ADVICE TEW YUNG DOKTORS. — HOROSKOPE FOR DECEMBER. — SIMPLE REMIDIZ. — AGRIKULTIBUSS. — SUM WEATHER. — SINOPSUSS OV PROGNOSTIKATED EVENTS. — PROBABILITIZ. — JANUARY MISSCELLANY. — ARIES, THE ZODIAK RAM. — TO MAKE GOOD MILK PUNTCH. — FEBUARY MISSCELLANY. — TAURUS, THE ZODIAK BULL. — PERSONALS. — MARCH MISSCELLANY. — CANCER, THE ZODIAK KRAB. — WANTED BI A MIDDLE AGED MAN. — APRIL MISSCELLANY. — VIRGO, THE ZODIAK VIRGIN. — TO KONTRAKTORS. — MAY MISSCELLANY. — SKORPIO, THE ZODIAK SKORPION. — FOUND. — ALSO , — JUNE MISSCELLANY. — KAPRIKORNUS, THE ZODIAK GOTE. — LOST. — JULY MISSCELLANY. — PISCES, THE ZODIAK FISHES. — EPITAFF. — AUGUST MISSCELLANY. — AQUARIUS, THE ZODIAK WATERMAN. — EDUKASHIONAL. — CLASS IN BOTANY STAND UP. — SEPTEMBER MISSCELLANY. — SAGITTARIUS, THE ZODIAK BOMAN. — FOR IMMEJIATE ADOPSHUN. — OCTOBER MISSCELLANY. — LIBRA, THE ZODIAK SKALES. — THINGS THAT KAN BE DID. — NOVEMBER MISSCELLANY. — LEO, THE ZODIAK LION. — EXAMININ A PORDUNK VALLEY RALE RODE KONDUKTOR. — DECEMBER MISSCELLANY. — GEMINI, THE ZODIAK TWINS. — CLASS IN METAPHISICKS STAND UP. — SIGHNS AND WONDERS FOR THE YEAR 1874. — OIL OF KONSOLASHUN. — ADAM BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — ZEPHENIAH BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — JEHOSSAPHATT BILLINGS. — HIS MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — MELKISIDEK BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — SOLOMAN BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — DUTERONOMY BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — PORKANBEANS BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — JAMAIKA BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — EKLEEZIASTIKS BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — LUKE BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — NEBUDKENNEZZAR BILLINGS. — HIZ MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — MUSHANMILK BILLINGS. — HIS MEMORANDUM. — MORAL. — HEAR THE PAPERS TALK! — PRIVATE OPINYUNS OV JOSH BILLINGS' FARMER'S ALLMINAX. — HONESTY . — A KARD . — GRIT. — ARGUMENTS. — CHARITY. — JESS SO. — FUN. — HEAR YEE. — EAZY BOOTS. — HITS. — WOMAN. — PRIVATE SENTIMENTS. — POLITENESS. — 2 FAKTS. — EGG NOGG. — SUM OPINYUNS. — FAITH. — HOW IZ THIS? — EKONEMY. — HARK! — HAM, AND EGG. — TAKE NOTISS. — THE PISSMIRE. — REFLECKSHUNS. — WHAT THE PAPERS THINK. — LATEST NUZE. — THE DONKEY. — PONDER. — THE VEGATABEL BITTERS MAN. — PAUZE. — THE KROW. — HOLD! — THE KROTON BUG. — DWELL. — THE KUNTRY SKOOL MOM. — STOP. — THE RED CURRANT — REFLEKT — THE LITENING ROD MAN. — ESPOUSE. — THE PEACH. — DIGEST. — THE BUMBLE BEE. — DISCUSS. — THE YELLO JACKET. — EMBRACE. — THE YANKEE PEDLAR. — SEIZE. — THE KUNTRY HOSS JOCKEY. — DISKOUNT. — PREVAILING SENTIMENTS OV THE PRESS. — SUM ABRUPT LETTERS. — BULBS. — THE ALLIGATOR. — DEW DROPS — THE LOAFER. — TIT BITS. — ARTIKLES OV FAITH. — SHORT REPLYS. — SPLINTERS. — THE SPIDER. — DREGS. — THE MILKSOP. — THE MIZER. — CHALK MARKS. — LAZYNESS. — LAFFTER. — GIMBLETS. — THE DUK. — THE SANDY HILL CRANE. — BLOSSOMS. — AN EPISTOL. — BUBBLES. — THE OWL. — REMNANTS. — TRIALS AND PERSEKUSHUNS OV AN AUTHOR. — THE CUCKOO, AND THE JACKDAW. — THE JACKDAW. — CHIPS. — K. — L. — M. — N. — SQUIBS. — THE CENTAUR. — IMPS. — THE AUCKSHIONEER. — THE OLD MAID. — BLISTERS. — INDISKRIMINATE HINTS. — WAIFS. — TWO LETTERS. — BUOYS. — THE RHINOSSEROSS AND THE VIOLET. — THE VIOLET. — UNDERGROWTH. — THE BACHELOR. — THE QUACK. — THE DEAKON. — SOLLUM THINGS. — THE GRASSHOPPER IZ A BURDEN — CAMBRIK NEEDLES. — THE APPLE. — FOAM. — THE AVERAGE BOARDING HOUSE. — DUST. — A LONG PARAGRAFF. — SEDIMENT. — THE BOOK CANVASSER. — SLUNG SHOT. — THE CHIPMUNK. — CRUMBS. — REMARKS. — LINT. — THE MUSKEETER. — SNOW BALLS. — THE BEAN. — EXAMINE. — QUESTIONS AND REPLIZE. — THE GORRILLA. — WEIGH. — QUESTIONS, AND ANSWERS. — DOUBLETS. — THE APPLE DUMPLIN. — A STATEMENT. — PUNKIN PI. — REMARKS. — PERSONALS.
3. 3.ECCENTRICITIES OF GENIUS — By Major J. B. Pond. — READ WHAT IS SAID OF IT.
4. 4.THE VOYAGE OF ITHOBAL — BY — SIR EDWIN ARNOLD — EQUAL PARTNERS. By Howard Fielding. — DORIS KINGSLEY, Child and Colonist. — OLD JED PROUTY (A Narrative of the Penobscot). — A MASTER OF FORTUNE, being Further Adventures of "Captain Kettle." — THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN KETTLE. — THE MULLIGANS. A Novel. — NORMAN HOLT, a Story of the Army of the Cumberland. — JOHN HENRY, (25th Thousand.) — THE KING OF HONEY ISLAND, (45th Thousand.) — JOHN WINSLOW. — UNDER A LUCKY STAR, a New Book on Astrology. — THE WAY OF A MAN WITH A MAID. — THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY, a Story of Chivalry in the Fifteenth Century. — TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES

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