"He will say next that it was he who set the stars in the sky
over El-Kerak, and makes the moon rise!"
Ali Shah al Khassib was the first to speak. He was heard to the
end respectfully, none interrupting. But it seemed obvious from
their faces that not a few sheikhs were disposed to question both
his leadership and most of what he said. Mahommed ben Hamza kept
up a running whisper of interpretation, breathing into my ear
until it was wet with condensed breath. I had to use a
handkerchief repeatedly.
Ali Shah al Khassib made no definite proposal. He said that a
man whom they all knew well had brought news to the effect that
Emir Feisul was ready to make war on the French in order to drive
them out of Syria. That in a case like that, of Moslems against
kafirs,* there could be no question on which side their hearts or
their interests lay. That several dependable men had brought
word of great unrest in Palestine. That in all likelihood the
British would send their army to help the French, in which case
the Arabs of Palestine were likely to rise in rebellion in the
British army's rear. That was the situation. They were invited
to consider it, and to decide what action, if any, seemed called
for. [*Unbelievers.]
He sat down without having risked his leadership by any statement
of his own attitude. He had simply reported facts that he
believed to be true—facts that many of the notables plainly did
not yet believe, or believed only in part. There followed a
perfect babel of argument, during which the servants passed the
coffee and cakes around. After that, during every interval
between speeches there was more coffee and more cakes—wonderful
cakes made with honey and almonds, immensely filling; but the
more full an Arab gets of stodgy food the more his tongue wags,
until at last he talks himself to sleep.
For ten minutes men were shouting their opinions to one another
to and fro across the room. From what I could make of it there
was not a man who did not advocate putting the whole of Palestine
to the sword forthwith. But it was noticeable that when their
turns came to stand up and address the mejlis their advocacy was
considerably toned down. Everybody seemed to want somebody else
to father the proposal for a raid, although every man pretended
to be anxious to take part in one.
Old Anazeh on my right sat in grim silence, quizzing each talker
in turn with puckered eyes. The only comment he made was a sort
of internal rumbling, suggestive of the preliminary notice of
an earthquake.
At the end of ten minutes Sheikh Ali Shah al Khassib brought
proceedings a step forward by calling for confirmation of the
news of unrest in Palestine. Man after man got up, and, since he
was speaking of others, not of himself, painted the discontent of
the Palestinians in lurid terms. Each man tried to outvie the
other. The first man said they were anxious regarding the
Zionists and keen for a solution of the problem. The second said
they hated the Zionists, and could see no way out of their
predicament but by rebellion. The third said that no Arab in
Palestine could eat for thinking of the Zionist outrage, and that
the heart of every man in El-Kerak should bleed for his
distressed brethren.
To judge by what the fourth and fifth and sixth said, Palestine
was in a state of scarcely suppressed rebellion, and every living
Arab in the country was sharpening his sword in secret for the
butchering of Zionists at the first opportunity. The seventh man
said that the Palestine Arabs had never under Turkish rule
suffered and groaned as they did under the British, and that
their cry was going up to heaven for relief from the ignominious
tyranny of Zionist pretensions.
Ali Shah al Khassib chose that ringing appeal as the cue for his
next move in the game. He called on Sheikh Abdul Ali, "as well
known in Damascus as in this place," to address the mejlis.
There was instant silence. Even the coffee cups ceased rattling.
Abdul Ali got to his feet with the manner of a man long used to
swaying assemblies. He had just the right air of authority;
exactly the right suggestion of deference; the quiet smile of
the man with secrets up his sleeve; and he paused just long
enough before speaking to whet curiosity and fix attention.
He did not speak floridly or fast, and he indulged in none of
those flights of oratory that most Arabs love. There was ample
time between his sentences for Mahommed ben Hamza to translate
into my wet and itching ear. But every sentence of his speech
had measured weight in it, and every word he used was chosen for
its poison or its sting.
He began by reminding them of the war and of Emir Feisul's share
in it. Of how they, and their fathers, and their sons had fought
behind Feisul and helped to establish him in Damascus. Then he
spoke of the British promise that the Arabs' should have a
kingdom of their own, with Damascus for its capital and borders
to include all the peoples of Arab blood in the Near East. He
paused for a full minute after that. Then:
"But the French are in Syria. The French, who also promised us
an Arab kingdom. They have assembled at the coast an army that
already threatens Emir Feisul. The British are in Palestine,
where they are admitting a horde of Zionist Jews to displace us
Arabs, rightful owners of the soil. The British are also in
Mesopotamia, which they have seized for themselves for the sake
of the oil which Allah, in His wisdom, created beneath the
fertile earth. Feisul makes ready to defend Syria against the
French. But the British will march to the aid of the French.
Can anybody tell me how much of that promise to us Arabs has been
kept, by either nation, French or British?"
So far he was on thoroughly safe ground. A man who preached
against the French could hardly be suspected of being hired by
the French to do it. There was nobody there but he who could say
what Feisul's intentions actually were. You can say what you
like against the British anywhere, at any time, and find some one
to believe what you say. And it needed no wizardry to prove that
the Allies had broken every promise they ever made to the Arabs.
"Are you going to sit idle, and let Emir Feisul and the Syrians
fight the French alone?" he asked, and paused again.
There was a great deal of murmuring—not quite all of it, I
thought, entirely in his favour.
"What is the alternative to sitting still like camels waiting to
be doubly burdened? If you raid Palestine, the local Arabs will
all rise to your assistance. The throat of every Zionist from
the Lebanon to Beersheba will be cut. There will be plunder
beyond reckoning. And you will help Feisul by holding back the
British army from marching to the assistance of the French. The
question is, are you men?—are you Arabs?—are you true Moslems?
—or do you like to look down from these heights of El-Kerak over
the home of your ancestors in the hands of so-called Zionists who
are nothing but Jews, under a new name?"
He sat down before any one could answer him, and whispered to Ali
Shah al Khassib, who called on another man to speak at once. It
was a pretty obvious piece of concerted strategy, but he got by
with it for the moment. The general feeling seemed to be in
favour of a raid if only some one would start it. Nobody seemed
to mind much how the decision was arrived at, so long as the
responsibility was passed to some one else.
The man now called on was a smooth-tongued, tall, lean individual
with shifty eyes, and a flow of talk of the coffeeshop variety.
At the end of his first sentence any fool would have known that
he had been put up to quiz Abdul Ali, in order that Abdul Ali
might have an excuse to justify himself. He attacked him very
mildly, with much careful hedging and apologetic gesture, on the
ground that possibly the Damascene was ignoring their interests
while urging them to take action that would suit his own.
Even with that mild criticism he set loose quite a murmur of
minority agreement. For the first time since the speech-making
began Anazeh barked approval. I thought for a moment the old man
was going to get to his feet. But Abdul Ali was up again first,
and launched on the seas of self-esteem.
If I had not listened to equally childish political maneuvers in
the States, and seen them succeed for the reason that people who
want something want also to be fooled into getting it by special
arguments, it would have seemed incredible that a man, who had
recently boasted of statesmanship, should dare to make such a
public ass of himself. Yet, for fifteen minutes he carried the
whole meeting with him, and the warmth of his self-satisfied
emotion made him ooze resplendent sweat.
"Now he speaks of you, effendi," Mahommed ben Hamza whispered;
and in confirmation of it Anazeh clutched my arm, as if to keep
the tide of eloquence from washing me away.
Had the British done anything for the country this side of
Jordan? Anything for the people's education, for instance? No!
Instead, they had taken away the missionaries. Better than
nothing were those missionaries. They had their faults. They
undermined religion. But they taught. And the British had
called them in, giving some ridiculous excuse about danger. It
had remained then for him—Abdul Ali of Damascus and of El-Kerak
—the same individual who was now urging them to strike for their
own advantage—to take the first step for the establishment in
El-Kerak of a school that should be independent of the British.
He, Abdul Ali, greatly daring because he had the interest of El-
Kerak at heart, had introduced that day into the mejlis a
distinguished guest from the United States, whose sole desire—
whose only object in life—whose altruistic and divine ambition
was to establish an American secular school in El-Kerak!
He sat down, glowing with super-virtue. And then the fur flew.
Anazeh was first on his feet.
"Princes!" he shouted. "That Damascene is a father of lies! It
was I, Anazeh, who brought this man hither! That corrupter of
honesty, who doles out other people's gold for bidden purposes,
seeks to appear as your benefactor!" (It was fairly obvious that
Anazeh had not received any of the gold.) "He will say next that
it was he who set the stars in the sky over El-Kerak, and makes
the moon rise! He is a foreigner, a father of snakes, and a
born liar!"
Anazeh refused to sit down again, but stood with rifle on his
arm, daring any one to challenge his statements. Abdul Ali
flushed angrily, but laughed aloud. The next man on his feet was
ben Nazir, my erstwhile host, who had repudiated me. And he
repudiated me all over again, accusing me of abusing his
hospitality by going over to Abdul Ali, who had never even heard
of me before I came to El-Kerak.
There was no making head or tail of the storm of abuse and
counter-abuse that followed, except that it did not look healthy
for me. There seemed to be four or five different factions, all
of whom regarded me as the bone of contention. Rather than
betray anxiety I opened the Bible and began to make dots under
letters, spelling out a message to Grim to the effect that I had
no notion where to find lodgings for the night, and that if
Anazeh elected to carry me off I should have to go with him.
I did not know how to get the message to him without arousing
suspicion and making matters worse than they were, and it seemed
best not to call attention to the fact that I was writing. So I
made a few dots at a time, and looked about me. I saw Abdul Ali,
laughing cynically, make a gesture with his arm as if he
consigned me to the dogs. Then I caught Grim's eye—Suliman ben
Saoud's. He, too, was making capital of my predicament.
He had got the attention of the men around him, and was pointing
at the Bible while he reeled off a string of an angry rhetoric
that sounded like a cat-fight. He shouted at me, and made angry
gestures; but I knew that if he wanted me to understand his
signals he would never make them openly, so I ignored them.
"The sheikh from Arabia demands to see the book," said Mahommed
ben Hamza in my ear.
I passed it over the carpet with the pencil folded in it at the
page I had begun to mark; and the men opposite handed it along,
with remarks they considered appropriate. Jim Suliman ben Saoud
Grim seized the book angrily, glared at it, denounced it, and
wrote something on the fly-leaf. He showed it to the men beside
him, and they laughed, nodding approval. He wrote again. They
approved again. He turned and talked to them. Then, as if he
had an afterthought, he wrote a third time. When they wanted to
look at that he ran the pencil through it and wrote something
else on the other side of the fly-leaf, at which they all
laughed uproariously. Presently he tossed the book back to me
with all the outward signs of contempt that a fanatic can show
for another religion.
I have kept that Bible as a souvenir, with the verses from the
Koran written on the flyleaf in Arabic in Grim's fine hand.
Underneath them, in Greek characters with a pencil line scrawled
through them, is the only sentence that interested me at the
moment:
"This looks good. Keep Anazeh quiet and sober."
Anazeh was beginning to hold forth again, shaking his fist
at Abdul Ali and making the roof echo to his mighty bellowing.
I tugged at the skirt of his cloak, and after a minute he
sat down to discover what I wanted. He seemed to think I
needed reassurance. He began to flood me with promises of
protection. It was about a minute before I could get a word
in edgeways. Then:
"Jimgrim says," said I.
"Jimgrim! Is he here?"
"He surely is."
"How do you know?"
"We have a sign. Jimgrim says, 'Be quiet, and drink no
strong drink.'"
He leaned across to Mahommed ben Hamza, doubting his ears and my
Arabic. I repeated the message, and ben Hamza translated.
"I don't believe Jimgrim is here!" said Anazeh. "I would know
him among a million."
"It is true," said ben Hamza, grinning from ear to ear, "for I
myself know where he sits!"
"Where then?" Anazeh demanded excitedly.
"Don't you dare!" said I, and ben Hamza grinned again.
"He is my friend. I say nothing," he answered.
Anazeh put in the next five minutes minutely examining every face
within range, while the din of argument rose louder and more
violent than ever, and suspicion of me seemed to be gaining.
But suddenly Suliman ben Saoud got to his feet and there was
silence. They were all willing to listen to a member of the
Ichwan sect, for the news of its power and political designs had
spread wherever men talk Arabic. He spoke gutturally in a
dialect that ben Hamza did not find it any too easy to follow, so
I only got the general gist of Grim's remarks.
He said that he had much experience of raids and of making
preparations for them. A raid aimed at the Zionists—at this
moment—might be good—perhaps. They were better judges of that
than he. But it was all-important to know who was in favour of
the raid, and exactly why. The words men spoke were not nearly
so impressive as the deeds they did. Therefore, when the
illustrious Sheikh Abdul Ali of Damascus urged a raid on the one
hand, and boasted of provision for a school in El-Kerak on the
other, it would be well to examine this foreign effendi, whom
Abdul Ali claimed to have introduced. The claim was disputed,
but the claim was not made for nothing. In his judgment, based
on vast experience of politics in Arabia, motives were seldom on
the surface. All depended on the motives of the illustrious
Abdul Ali. This stranger from America—he glared balefully at
me—should be investigated thoroughly. As a man of vast
experience with the interests of El-Islam at heart, he offered
respectfully to examine this stranger thoroughly with the aid of
an interpreter. He confessed to certain suspicions; should they
prove unfounded, then it might be reasonable to credit the rest
of Abdul Ali's statements; if not, no. He was willing, if the
honourable mejlis saw fit, to take the stranger aside and put
many questions to him.
When he had finished you could actually physically feel the
suspicion directed at me. It was like a cold wind. Anazeh was
just as conscious of it, and muttered something about its being
time to go. Abdul Ali got up and asked indignantly why the
Ichwan from so far away should have such an important voice; he
himself stood there ready to answer all questions. Suliman ben
Saoud retorted sourly that he proposed to question the Damascene
in public after privately interrogating me.
"They shall not interfere with you! You are in my charge,"
Anazeh growled in my ear. "I will summon my men at the
first excuse."
"Jimgrim says, 'Be quiet!'" I answered.
There was another uproar. Ali Shah al Khassib openly took the
part of Abdul Ali. A dozen men demanded to know how much he had
been paid to do it. Finally, Suliman ben Saoud beckoned me. I
got up, and with Mahommed ben Hamza at my heels I followed him to
a narrow door in a side wall that opened on a stone stairway
leading to the ramparts. Anazeh' came too, growling like a
hungry bear, and after a couple of blood-curdling threats hurled
at Suliman ben Saoud's back he took up position in the open door,
facing the crowd, and dared any one to try to follow. He seemed
to have confidence in Mahommed ben Hamza's ability to protect me,
if necessary, on the roof.
The roof and ramparts appeared deserted. They were in the
ruinous state to which the Turks reduce everything by sheer
neglect, and in which Arabs, blaming the Turks, seemed quite
disposed to leave things. The Ichwan led the way to the
southwest corner, peering about him to make sure no guards were
in hiding, or asleep behind projecting buttresses. Overhead the
kites were wheeling against a pure blue sky. The Dead Sea lay
and smiled below us, with the gorgeous, treeless Judean Hills
beyond. Through the broken window of the hall came the clamour
of arguing men.
"O, Jimgrim!" grinned Mahommed ben Hamza when we reached
the corner.
Grim turned and faced us with folded arms, leaning his back
against the parapet.
Ben Hamza continued: "You are a very prince of dare-devils! One
word from me—one little word, and they would fling you down into
the moat for the vultures to feed on!"
"I remember a time," Grim answered, "when a word from me saved
you from hanging."
"True, father of good fortune! But a man must laugh. I
will hold my tongue in El-Kerak like a tomb that has not
been plundered!"
"You'd better! You've work to do. Where are your men?"
"All where I can find them."
"Good. You'll get turned out of the mejlis presently. Look down
into the moat now."
We all peered over. The lower ramp of the wall sloped steeply,
but all the way up the sharp southwest corner the stones were
broken out, and a goat, or a very active man could find foothold.
"Could you climb that?"
"Surely. Remember, Jimgrim, when I climbed the wall of El-Kudz
(Jerusalem) to escape from the police!"
"Bring your men into the moat between dark and moonrise. Have a
long rope with you—a good one. You and two men climb up here
and hide. The remainder wait below. Oh, yes; and bring a wheat
sack—a new, strong one. You may have to wait for several hours.
When you see me, take your cue from me; but whatever happens, no
murder! You understand? Nobody's to be killed."
Ben Hamza grinned and nodded. He seemed to be one of those good-
natured rogues who ask nothing better than the sheer sport of
lawless hero-worship. He would have made a perfect chief of
staff for any brigand, provided the brigand took lots of chances.
"You'll be killed, if anybody finds you up here after dark! You
realize that?"
"Trust me."
Grim nodded. He was good at trusting people, when he had to, and
when the selection was his own.
"Affairs seem to be drifting nicely," he said, turning to me.
"It's best not to let Anazeh know who I am just yet, if that can
be helped. But if you must, when the time comes, you'll have to
tell him. Do keep him sober. After the evening prayer there'll
be a banquet; if he gets drunk we're done for. I'm going to
make you out an awful leper, if you don't mind. They may yell
for your hide and feathers before I've finished, but Anazeh will
protect you. If he leaves the hall in a huff, don't make any
bones about going with him. Let him ride out of town and wait
for me about two miles down the track, at the point where that
tomb stands above a narrow pass between two big rocks. Do you
remember it?"
"What if he won't wait?"
"He must! Tell him I'll have a prisoner with me; then he'll be
curious. But you can bet on old Anazeh when he's sober. But
things may turn out so that it's simpler for you to stay and see
this through with me. In that case you must persuade him to go
without you, after explaining to him just where he's to wait."
"How shall I do that?" I said. "I haven't enough Arabic."
"I'll write it," he answered. "Give me that pencil."
"Say something, too, then about his keeping sober."
Grim nodded, and wrote quite a long letter in Arabic on a page of
my notebook.
"The next move," he said, as I pocketed the letter, "is for me to
get Abdul Ali's goat: I think—and I hope—he'll try to bribe
me. If he does, he's my meat! The whole question of raid or no
raid hangs on their confidence in him. If I throw suspicion on
him, and he disappears directly afterwards, they'll abandon the
plan, confiscate his goods and chattels, and quarrel among
themselves instead of raiding Palestine. Get me?"
"Um-n-yes. I've sat on a horse I was warned against—felt
safer—and gone to hospital at that."
He laughed.
"No hospitals up here! It'll be soon over if they get wise to
us. But I think we're all right; and you're almost certainly
safe. But don't be tempted to talk. Well—we've been up here
long enough for me to have put you through the third degree.
Better look a bit uncomfortable as you go down, as if I'd got
under your skin with some awkward questions. You, too, ben
Hamza; don't grin; look afraid."
"I am not at all afraid, Jimgrim. But I will try."
Grim studied for a moment.
"Don't forget," he added, "at the first suggestion that you're
not wanted, make yourself scarce, and go and round up your men.
If you're thrown out pretty roughly, keep your temper and run."
"Taht il-amr!" (Yours to command.)
"Come on, then. Let's go."
The sun was fairly low over the Judean Hills as we turned down
the narrow stairs and found Anazeh waiting at the bottom.
"Feet downwards, too afraid to yell!"—
Abdul Ali of Damascus was holding the floor again when we
returned. He had abandoned the cold air of mysterious authority
and secrets in reserve. His claim to backstairs influence having
been challenged, he had resorted to the emotional appeal that is
the simplest means of controlling any crowd of men anywhere. The
demagog who can find a million men all responsive to the same
emotion can swing them as easily as a hundred if he knows his
business. Loot was the tune he harped, with the old Ishmael
blood-lust by way of obbligato.
He had them by the heart-strings, and there were long-necked
bottles of liquor that smelt of aniseed being passed from hand to
hand. We returned to our places almost unnoticed, and within the
minute some one handed a full bottle to Anazeh; the accompanying
cup was big enough to hold any ordinary drunkard's breakfast, and
the old sheikh's eyes admired the size of it.
I laid my hand on the wrist that held the bottle. He shook it
off angrily, and began to pour. Grim, over the way, looked
anxious. It was up to me to play this hand, so I led my ace
of trumps.
Suddenly, and very clumsily, I rocked sideways to reach my hip-
pocket, contriving to jog his elbow and spill what was already in
the cup. He turned his head to curse savagely, and I showed him
the folded sheet from my notebook. His name was on it in Arabic:
"Sheikh Anazeh ben Mahmoud, from Jimgrim."
He seized it, setting the bottle down between his feet, where it
was instantly reached for by some one else and handed down the
line. Reading was evidently not Anazeh's favorite amusement, but
he knitted his brows over the letter and wrestled with it word by
word, while Abdul Ali's fiery declamation made the vaulted roof
resound. I could only make out snatches of the appeal to
savagery—a word and a sentence here and there.
"Who are you, princes? Men with swords, or slaves who must
obey?—Raid over the Jordan twenty thousand strong!—What are
Jews? Shall Jews take the home of your ancestors? Who says so?
—Let the Jews be buried in the land they come to steal!—You say
the Jews are cleverer than you. Cut their heads off, then they
cannot think!"
"When did Jimgrim give you this?" Anazeh demanded, folding the
letter and stowing it in his bosom.
"That is the message that I told you would come later if
you waited."
"Do you know what is in the message?"
"No." That was perfectly true. I had talked with Grim, but had
not read what he had written.
"He wishes me to go and wait for him in a certain place"
"Why not do it?"
"Rubbama." (Perhaps.)
"True-believers! Followers of the Prophet! Sons of warrior
kings!" thundered Abdul Ali. "Will you do nothing to help
Feisul, a lineal descendant of the Prophet? You have helped him
to a throne. Now strike to hold him there!"
"Jimgrim says, I may go away and leave you here," growled Anazeh.
"What say you?"
"Ala khatrak. (Please yourself.) Jimgrim is wise."
"He is the father of wisdom. Mashallah! I will consider it.
There will be a banquet presently!"
"And loot! You can help yourselves!" shouted Abdul Ali of
Damascus. Then he sat down amid a storm of applause. Suliman
ben Saoud—Jimgrim—was on his feet before the tumult died away,
and again they grew perfectly still to listen to him. If an
Arab loves anything under heaven more than his own style of
fighting, it is the action and reaction of debate. I could
not understand a word of the mid-Arabian dialect, but Abdul
Ali's retorts were plain enough; and from the way that Grim
pointed at me and Mahommed ben Hamza it was fairly easy to
follow what was happening.
He denounced me as possibly dangerous, and wondered why they
permitted me to have an interpreter, who could whisper to me
everything that was being said.
"Put out the interpreter!" sneered Abdul Ali, and there was a
chorus of approval. Mahommed ben Hamza got up and hurried for
the door while the hurrying was good and painless to himself,
though it was hardly that to other people; forcing his way
between the close-packed notables he kicked more than one of them
pretty badly and grinned when they cursed him. I saw Abdul Ali
of Damascus whisper to one of his rose-coloured parasites, who
got up at once and made his way toward the door, too.
"The fellow is from Hebron," Abdul Ali sneered in a voice loud
enough for all to hear. "It is best that he should not go back
to Hebron to tell tales! I have attended to it."
My blood ran cold. I tried to catch Grim's eye, but he would not
look in my direction. I wondered whether he had heard Abdul
Ali's threat. It seemed to me that if Mahommed ben Hamza were
either murdered or imprisoned Grim's whole chance of success was
gone. The danger would be multiplied tenfold. Anazeh seemed the
only remaining hope. The old-rose individual who followed ben
Hamza had not reached the door yet.
"How about your men?" I asked.
"They are all right." Anazeh's eyes pursued the liquor bottle.
"Why not go and see?" I suggested.
"Ilhamdul'illah, they are good men. I know them. If there is
trouble they will come and tell me."
The door opened softly. The gorgeous old-rose parasite slipped
through. I had a mental vision of Mahommed ben Hamza lying face-
downward with his new coat stained with blood. There was nothing
for it, it seemed, but the magic formula to move Anazeh.
"Jimgrim says, 'See that ben Hamza gets safely away!"'
"Dog of a Hebron tanner's son—let him die! What is that to me?"
"It is Jimgrim's command."
"Wallahi haida fasl! (By God, this is a strange affair!) Wait
here!"
Old Anazeh, with the name of the Prophet of God on his lips, cast
an envious glare at the bottle of liquor and seized action by the
forelock. There was nothing to excite comment in his getting up
to leave the room. A dozen men had done that and come in again.
He strode out, straight down the middle of the carpet. Suliman
ben Saoud—Jimgrim—went on talking, and to judge by Abdul Ali of
Damascus' increasingly restless retorts he was getting that
gentleman's goat as promised. Finally Abdul Ali got to his feet
and said that if the Ichwan would see him alone he would show him
certain documents that would satisfy him, but that it would not
be policy to produce them in public. He offered to send for the
documents, and to show them during or after the banquet.
So Jimgrim sat down, and there was a good deal of quiet nudging
and nodding. Every one seemed to understand that the Ichwan was
going to be bribed; they seemed to admire his ability to get for
himself a share of the funds that most of them had tapped.
A man nearly opposite me leaned over and said in fairly good
French, with the manner of a doctor assuring his patient that the
worst is yet to come:
"It has been decided that you are to be detained here in the castle
until there is no danger of your carrying away important news."
While I was turning that over in my mind Anazeh came back,
grinning. Something outside had tickled him immensely, but he
would not say anything. He sat down beside me and chuckled into
his beard; and when his neighbour on the right asked what had
amused him he turned the question into a bawdy joke.
"Did ben Hamza get away?" I whispered.
He only nodded. He continued chuckling until the man on duty by
the door announced to the "assembled lords and princes" that the
muezzin summoned them to prayer. All except three Christian
sheikhs trooped up the narrow stairway in Ali Shah al Khassib's
wake, Anazeh going last with a half-serious joke about not caring
to be stabbed in the back.
I expected the three non-Moslems would take advantage of the
opportunity to ask me a string of questions. But they took
exactly the opposite view of the situation. They avoided me,
withdrawing into a corner by themselves. I suppose they
thought that to be seen talking to me was more risky than the
amusement merited.
So I went up to the ramparts, too, to watch the folk at prayer,
minded to keep out of sight, for they don't like being regarded
as a curious spectacle; and on the way up I did something that
may have had a lot to do with our getting away alive, although I
did not give much thought to it and could hardly have explained
my motive at the time.
The door at the foot of the stairs opened inward. It was almost
exactly the same width as the stairway, so that when it stood
wide open you could not have put your hand between its edge and
the stairway wall. Lying on the floor of the hall within a few
feet of the nearest corner was a length of good sound olive-wood,
about three inches in thickness, roughly squared and not
particularly squared. Having stepped on it accidentally, I
picked it up, and discovered more by accident than intention that
it was longer than the width of the stairway. Then I noticed a
notch in the stairway wall. Behind the opened door there was a
deeper notch in the opposite wall. There was no lock on the
door, no bolt. That length of wood had been cut to fit
horizontally from notch to notch across the passage. Once that
beam was fitted in its place, whoever wished to reach the roof
would have to burn or batter down the door. I moved the door and
placed the length of olive-wood on end behind it.
I found the view from the ramparts much more interesting than the
soul-saving formalities of eighty or so potential cut-throats.
While they prayed I stood watching the shadows deepen in the
Jordan Valley, as no doubt Joshua once watched them from
somewhere near that same spot before he marshalled his invading
host. You could understand why people who had wandered forty
years in a stark and howling wilderness should yearn for those
coloured, fertile acres between the Jordan and the sea: why they
should be willing to fight for them, die for them, do anything
rather than turn back.
By the time we had filed down—Anazeh last again—the servants
had nearly finished spreading a banquet. What looked like bed-
sheets had been laid along the strip of carpet, and, the whole
length of them was piled with all imaginable things to eat, from
cakes and fruit to whole sheep roasted and seethed in camel's
milk and honey. There were no less than six sheep placed at
intervals along the "table," with mountains of rice, scow-loads
of apricots cooked in various ways, and a good sized flock of
chickens spitted and smeared with peppery sauce. At a guess, I
should say there were several pounds of meat, about two chickens,
and a peck of rice per man, with apricots and raisins added; but
they faced the prospect like heroes.
Perhaps what helped them face it was the sight of sundry bottles
bearing labels more familiar in the West. Abdul Ali of Damascus,
licking his lips like a cat that smells canary, took his place on
a cushion up near the window again on the right of Ali Shah al
Khassib, who was only the nominal host. Abdul Ali left no doubt
in anybody's mind as to who was paying for the feast. It was he
who gave orders to the servants in a bullying tone of voice; he
who begged every one be seated.
Anazeh looked at the bottles of brandy—looked at me—and prayed
under his breath; or, at any rate, it looked and sounded like a
prayer. He may have been swearing. He and I were not very far
from the door; the seats near the head of the table had all been
taken. I sat down at once, so as not to be conspicuous, but
Anazeh remained standing so long that at last Abdul Ali called to
him to sit down and eat his fill, using the offensively
magnanimous tone of voice that some men can achieve without an
effort. I think Anazeh had been waiting for just that opening.
"I have twenty men outside," he announced. "Shall I eat, and
not they?"
"This is a feast for notables," said Abdul Ali.
"A little bread with my own men is better than meat and drink at
a traitor's table," Anazeh answered. "Wallahi! (By God!) I go to
eat with honest men!" He laid a hand on my head. "Ye have said
this effendi must stay in the castle. Well and good. Whoever
harms him or offers him indignity shall answer to me and my men
for it!" He bowed to me like a king taking leave of his court.
"Lailtak sa'idi. Allah yifazak, effendi!" (Good night. God keep
you, effendi!) With that he stalked out, and the door slammed
shut behind him. Everybody, including Abdul Ali, laughed.
The banquet was a boresome business—an interminable competition
to see who could eat and drink the most. With my interpreter
gone, and everybody else too busy guzzling to trouble to speak
distinctly for my benefit, I had to depend on my ayes for
information and naturally used them to the utmost. I noticed
that Abdul All of Damascus, Jimgrim Suliman ben Saoud and myself
were the only men in the room, servants included, who ate and
drank within the bounds of decency and reason. One of the
servants, walking up and down the table-cloth with brandy and
relays of vegetables, was drunk very early in the game and had to
be thrown out.
Abdul Ali kept conversation going on the subject of the raid.
The more the brandy bottles circulated the easier he found it to
keep enthusiasm burning. He talked about me, too, several times,
and every time that subject cropped up all eyes turned in my
direction. I think he was making the most of the school idea,
mixing up the raid with education and serving the mixture hot, as
it were, with brandy sauce.
But over the way, about half-way down the table, the Ichwan
Suliman ben Saoud, dead-cold-sober and abstemious, as befitted a
fanatic, was talking, too. He was quite evidently talking
against Abdul Ali, so that the Damascene kept looking at him with
a troubled expression. He glanced frequently at the door, too,
as if he expected some one who could put an end to Suliman ben
Saoud's intrigue.
But it was a long time before the door opened and the second of
his old-rose parasites came in. I had not noticed until then
that the man was missing. He thrust a packet of some sort into
Abdul Ali's hands. He whispered. The Damascene's face darkened
instantly, and he swore like a pirate. Then, I suppose because
he had to vent his wrath on somebody, he shouted to me in German
all down the length of the table:
"Your cursed interpreter has nearly killed my secretary! He
struck him in the mouth and knocked all his teeth out. What
courteous servants you employ!"
"What was your secretary trying to do to him?" I retorted, but he
saw fit not to answer that. He poured some more brandy instead
for Ali Shah al Khassib.
So that was what Anazeh had been laughing at! The old humourist
had either seen the fracas, or had come on the injured old-rose
messenger of death nursing a damaged face. I began to share
Grim's good opinion of ben Hamza. But though I watched Grim's
face, and knew that he knew German, I could not detect a trace of
interest. He kept on talking against Abdul Ali until after ten
o'clock. By that time most of the notables were about as full as
they could hold. Those who were not too drunk appeared ready for
anything in or out of reason.
At that stage of the proceedings they ushered in the dancing
girls. The servants cleared away most of the food, removed the
table-cloths, and a ring was formed practically all around the
room, the notables leaning their backs against the wall to ease
overworked bellies. I set my cushion down next to a very drunken
man just by the narrow door that opened on the stairway leading
to the ramparts. He fell asleep with his head on my shoulder
within five minutes, and as that, for some subtle reason, seemed
to make me even more unnoticeable I let him snore away in peace.
Over in Abdul Ali's corner of the room there was a real council
of war going on in whispers. Opposite to him, ten paces or so
distant from me, Jimgrim Suliman ben Saoud was holding a rival
show. It seemed about an even bet which was making greater
headway. Those who were more or less drunk, and all the younger
sheikhs had eyes and ears for nothing but the dancing girls.
They were outrageous hussies. They wore more clothes than a
Broadway chorus lady, and rather less paint, but if they were
symbols of the Moslem paradise (as a learned Arab once assured me
that they are meant to be) then, as I answered the Arab on that
occasion, "me for hell." But none of those sheikhs had ever seen
Broadway, so you could hardly blame them.
Abdul Ali of Damascus seemed to have his arrangements with the
men in his corner cinched at last to his satisfaction. He walked
a little unsteadily across the room, apparently to make his peace
with Suliman ben Saoud. He held brazenly in one hand a leather
wallet that bulged with paper money—doubtless the "documents"
that he had sent for. He nodded to me as he passed with
more familiarity than he had any right to, since he had so
ostentatiously dismissed me to the dogs. I suppose he felt so
sure of "convincing" Suliman ben Saoud, and was so bent on
offsetting the reaction caused by Anazeh's behavior that he had
been reviving that project about the school and therefore chose
to appear on intimate terms with me. I met him more than
half-way; any one who cared to might believe I loved him like
a brother.
He stood in front of Suliman ben Saoud, rocking just a trifle
from the effects of alcohol and smoke, and there was about five
minutes' conversation of which, although I missed a lot of it, I
caught the general drift. The men who had come under the
Ichwan's influence kept joining in and raising objections. I
gathered that they expected a proportionate percentage of the
bribe for which Suliman ben Saoud was supposed to be maneuvering.
But even Abdul Ali, with a pouch of paper money in his hand, was
not quite so barefaced as to bribe the Ichwan publicly. At the
end of five minutes he suggested a private talk on the parapet.
Suliman ben Saoud rose with apparent reluctance. Abdul Ali of
Damascus took his arm. It was Suliman ben Saoud who opened the
narrow door, and Abdul Ali who went through first. I did not
wait for any invitation, but let my snoring neighbor fall on his
side, hurried through after them, and closed the door behind me.
Groping for the stick in the dark, I jammed it into the notches.
It fitted perfectly. It held the door immovable and barred
that stairway against all-comers. Then I followed them to
the parapet.
The moon was about full and bathing the whole roof, and all the
countryside in liquid light. There was a certain amount of mist
lower down, and you could only make out the Dead Sea through it
here and there; but up where we were, and even in the moat
eighty feet below us, it was almost like daylight without the
glare and heat. I leaned over, but could see nobody in the moat,
and there was no sign of Mahommed ben Hamza.
Abdul Ali led the way toward the corner where Grim had given his
orders to ben Hamza that afternoon. Abdul Ali did not seem to
realize that I was following. When he turned at last, with his
back to the parapet and the moonlight full in his face, he
demanded in German:
"Wass machen Sie hier?"
I was about to answer him when there came a noise like
subterranean thunder from the mouth of the stairway. They were
trying to force that door below and follow us. The first words I
used were in English, for Grim's benefit:
"I stuck a stick in the door. I should say it's good for ten or
fifteen minutes unless they use explosives."
That gave the whole game away at once.
"So!" said Abdul Ali. He thrust the wallet into his bosom. With
the other hand he pulled out a repeating pistol. "So!"
Grim said never a word. He closed with him. In a second we were
all three struggling like madmen. The pistol was not cocked; I
managed to get hold of Abdul Ali's wrist and wrench the weapon
away before he could pull back the slide. Then we all three went
down together on the stone roof, Abdul Ali yelling like a maniac,
and Grim trying to squeeze the wind out of him. Even then, as we
rolled and fought, I could still hear the thundering on the door.
No doubt the noise they made prevented them from hearing Abdul
Ali's yells for help.
The man's strength was prodigious, although he was puffy and
short-winded. It began to look as if we would have to knock him
on the head to get control of him. But even so, there was no
rope—no sign of Mahommed ben Hamza and his men. You can think
of a lot of things while you fight for your life eighty miles
away from help. I wondered whether Grim would throw him over the
parapet, and whether we two would have to take our chance of
mountaineering down that ragged corner of the wall.
But suddenly about a hundred and eighty pounds of human brawn
landed feet-first on my back. A voice said "Taib,* Jimgrim!" and
two other men jumped after him from somewhere on the ruined wall
above us. In another second Abdul Ali was held hand and foot,
tied until he could not move, and then a wheat-sack was pulled
down over his head and made fast between his legs. [*All right.]
"You're late!" said Grim. "Quick! Where's the rope? Are your
men below?"
The thundering on the door had ceased. Either they were coming
up the steps already, or had gone to reach the parapet some other
way. It did not occur to me, or for that matter to any of us in
the excitement of the minute, that they might be holding a
consultation below, or might even have abandoned the idea of
following, although I think now that must be the explanation, for
what we did took more time than it takes to set it down.
Ben Hamza made one end of the rope fast around Abdul Ali's feet.
He would not listen to argument. He said he knew his business,
and certainly the knot was workmanlike. Then he called over the
parapet (an Arab never whistles) and a voice answered from the
southern side of the moat, where some fallen stones cast a
shadow. Then the three of them lifted Abdul Ali over, and
lowered him head-first.
It was a slow business, for otherwise he would have been stunned
against the first projection. I thought that Grim looked almost
as nervous as I felt, but Mahommed ben Hamza was having the time
of his life, and could not keep his tongue still.
"Head upwards a man can yell," he explained to me, grinning from
ear to ear. "Feet upwards, too afraid to yell!" Then the
thundering on the door began again, louder than before it seemed
to me. They were using a battering-ram. But they were too late.
After what seemed like a long-drawn hour we saw shadowy arms
below reach up and seize our prisoner. Then the loose rope came
up again hand over hand.
"You next!" said Grim quietly. He pushed me forward, after
carefully examining the loop Mahommed ben Hamza tied in the end
of the rope.
"Money doesn't weigh much!"
Well—you don't stand on precedence or ceremony at times like
that. Over I went in the bight of the rope. They let me fall
about fifteen feet before they seemed to realize that I had let
go of the parapet. Added to all that had gone before, that made
about the climax of sensation. The pain of barking the skin of
knees and elbows against projecting angles of stone was a relief.
I am no man of iron. I haven't iron nerves. Not one second of
that descent was less than hell. I could hear the thunder of
some kind of battering-ram on the door at the foot of the stair.
I could imagine the rope chafing against the sharp edge of the
parapet as they paid it out hand over hand. The only thing that
made me keep my head at all was knowledge that Abdul Ali had had
to do the trip feet-upward, with his head in a bag. When they
let go too fast it was rather like the half-way stage of taking
chloroform. When they slowed up, there was the agonizing dread
of pursuit. And through it all there burned the torturing
suggestion that the rope might break.
Mother Earth felt good that night, when strong hands reached up
and lifted me out of the noose that failed of reaching the bottom
by about a man's height. Come to think of it, it wasn't mother
earth at that. It was the stinking carcass of a camel only half
autopsied by the vultures, that my feet first rested on—brother,
perhaps, to the beast I had put out of his agony that afternoon.
The others came down the rope hand-over-hand, Grim last. I
suppose he stayed up there with his pistol, ready for contingencies.
He had his nerve with him, for he had fastened the upper end of
the rope to a piece of broken stone laid across a gap that the
crusaders had made in the ramparts, centuries ago, for the Christian
purpose of pouring boiling oil and water on their foes. It did not
take more than a minute's violent shaking after he got down to bring
the rope tumbling on our heads.
Then the next thing he did was to take a look at the prisoner.
Finding him not much the worse for wear, barring some bruises and
a missing inch or two of skin, he ordered the bag pulled over his
head again and gave the order for retreat. Mahommed ben Hamza
went scouting ahead. The others picked up Abdul Ali as the
construction gangs handle baulks of timber—horizontal—face-
downward. When he wriggled they cuffed him into good behaviour.
You have to get down into an Arab moat before you can realize
what the Hebrews meant by their word Gehenna. The smell of
rotting carrion was only part of it. One stumbled into, and
through, and over things that should not be. Heaps, that looked
solid in the moonlight, yielded to the tread. Whatever liquid
lay there was the product of corruption.
Yet we did not dare to climb out of the moat until we reached the
shadows at the northern angle. Though the moonlight shone almost
straight down on us it was a great deal brighter up above, and
the walls cast some shadow. There was nothing for it but to pick
our way in the comparative gloom of that vulture's paradise,
praying we might find a stream to wade in presently.
Once, looking up behind me, I thought I saw men's heads peering
over the parapet, but that may have been imagination. Grim vowed
he did not see them, although I suspected him of saying that to
avoid a panic. He shepherded us along, speaking in a perfectly
normal voice whenever he had to, as if there were no such thing
as hurry in the world. When we reached the farther corner of the
moat it was he who climbed out first to con the situation. A
look-out in a bastion on the ruined town wall promptly fired
at him.
I expected him to fire back. I climbed up beside him to lend a
hand with the pistol I had filched from Abdul Ali. But Grim
shouted something about taking away for burial the corpse of a
man who had died of small-pox. The man on the wall commanded us
to Allah's mercy and warned us to beware lest we, too, catch that
dreaded plague.
"Inshallah!" Grim answered. Then he summoned our men from
the moat.
They passed up Abdul Ali, dragging him feet-first again with one
man keeping a clenched fist ready to strike him in the mouth in
case he should forget that corpses don't cry out. He looked like
a corpse half-cold, as they carried him jerkily along a track
that roughly followed the line of the wall. I don't suppose that
anything ever looked more like an Arab funeral procession than we
did. The absence of noisy mourners, and the unusual hour of
night, were plausibly accounted for by the dreaded disease that
Grim had invented for the occasion. My golf-suit was the only
false note, but I kept in shadow as much as I could, with the
unseemly burden between me and the ramparts.
It was a long time before we had the town wall at our backs. A
funeral, in the circumstances, might justifiably be rapid; but
we could hardly run and keep up the pretense. But at last we
passed over the shoulder of a hill into shadow on the farther
side, and there was no more need of play-acting.
"Yalla bilagel!" [Run like the devil.] Grim ordered then, and we
obeyed him like sprinters attempting to lower a record.
Twelve men running through the night can make a lot of noise,
especially when they carry a heavy man between them. Our men
were all from Hebron. Hebron prides itself on training the
artfullest thieves in Asia. They boast of being able to steal
the bed from under a sleeper without waking him. But even the
stealthiest animals go crashing away from danger, and, now that
the worst of the danger lay behind, more or less panic seized all
of us.
Mahommed ben Hamza refused to follow the regular track, for fear
of ambush or a chance encounter in the dark. Grim let him have
his way. They dragged the wretched Abdul Ali like a sack of corn
by a winding detour, and wherever the narrow path turned sharply
to avoid great rocks they skidded him at the turn until he yelled
for mercy. Grim pulled off the sack at last, untied his arms and
legs, and let him walk; but whenever he lagged they frog-marched
him again.
At last we reached a brook where we all waded to get rid of the
filth and smell from that infernal moat, and Abdul Ali seized
that opportunity to play his last cards. Considering Ben Hamza's
reputation, the obvious type of his nine ruffians, the darkness
and rough handling, it said a lot for Grim's authority that Abdul
Ali still had that wallet-full of money in his possession.
Sitting on a stone in the moonlight, he pulled it out. His nerve
was a politician's, cynical, simple. Its simplicity almost took
your breath away.
"How many men from Hebron?" he demanded.
"Ten. Well and good. I have here ten thousand piastres—one
thousand for each of you, or divide it how you like. That is
the price I will pay you to let me go. What can these other
two do to you? Take the money and run. Leave me to settle with
these others."
Ben Hamza, knee-deep in the brook, laughed aloud as he eyed the
money. He made a gesture so good-humoured, so full of
resignation and regret and broad philosophy that you would have
liked the fellow even if he hadn't saved your life.
"Deal with those two first!" he grinned. "I would have taken
your money long ago, but that I know Jimgrim! He would have made
me give it up again."
"Jimgrim!" said Abdul Ali. "Jimgrim? Are you Major James Grim?
A good thing for you I did not know that, when I had you in my
power in the castle!"
Grim laughed. "Are we all set? Let's go."
We hurried all the faster now because our legs were wet. The
night air on those Moab heights is chilly at any season.
Perhaps, too, we were trying to leave behind us the moat-stench
that the water had merely reduced, not washed away. A quarter of
a mile before we reached the place appointed we knew that Anazeh
had not failed to keep his tryst. Away up above us, beside the
tomb, like an ancient bearded ghost, Anazeh stood motionless,
silent, conning the track we should come by—a grand old savage
keeping faith against his neighbours for the sake of friendship.
He did not challenge when he heard us. He took aim. He held his
aim until Grim called to him. When our goat track joined the
main road he was there awaiting us, standing like a sentinel in
the shadow of a fanged rock. And there, if, Abdul Ali of
Damascus could have had his way, there would have been a fresh
debate. He did not let ten seconds pass before he had offered
Anazeh all the money he had with him to lend him a horse and let
him go. Anazeh waived aside the offer.
"You shall have as much more money as you wish!" the Damascene
insisted. "Let me get to my house, and a messenger shall take
the money to you. Or come and get it."
All the answer Anazeh gave him was a curt laugh—one bark like
a Fox's.
"Where are all the horses?" Grim demanded. I could only see five
of six.
"I wait for them."
"Man, we can't wait!"
"Jimgrim!" said the old sheikh, with a glint of something between
malice and amusement in his eyes, "I knew you in the mejlis when
you watched me read that letter! One word from me and—" He
made a click between his teeth suggestive of swift death. "I let
you play your game. But now I play my game, Allah willing. I
have waited for you. Wait thou for me!"
"Why? What is it?"
Anazeh beckoned us and turned away. We followed him, Grim and I,
across the road and up a steep track to the tomb on the
overhanging rock, where he had stood when we first saw him.
He pointed. A cherry-red fire with golden sparks and crimson-
bellied sulphur smoke was blazing in the midst of El-Kerak.
"The home of Abdul Ali of Damascus," said Anazeh with pride in
his voice. It was the pride of a man who shows off the behaviour
of his children. "My men did it!"
"How can they escape?" Grim asked him.
"Wallah! Will the gate guards stand idle? Will they not run to
the fire—and to the looting? But they will find not much loot.
My men already have it!"
"Loot," said Grim, "will delay them."
"Money doesn't weigh much," Anazeh answered. "Here my men come."
Somebody was coming. There came a burst of shooting and yelling
from somewhere between us and El-Kerak, and a moment later the
thunder of horses galloping full-pelt. Anazeh got down to the
road with the agility of a youngster, ordered Abdul Ali of
Damascus, the shivering Ahmed and me under cover. He placed his
remaining handful of men at points of vantage where they could
cover the retreat of the fifteen. And it was well he did.
There were at least two score in hot pursuit, and though you
could hardly tell which was which in that dim light, Anazeh's
party opened fire on the pursuers and let the fifteen through. I
did not get sight of Grim while that excitement lasted, but he
had two automatics. He took from me the one that I had taken
from Abdul Ali, and with that one and his own he made a din
like a machine-gun. He told me afterward that he had fired in
the air.
"Noise is as good as knock-outs in the dark," he explained, while
Anazeh's men boasted to one another of the straight shooting that
it may be they really believed they had done. An Arab can
believe anything—afterward. I don't believe one man was killed,
though several were hit.
At any rate, whether the noise accomplished it or not, the
pursuers drew off, and we went forward, carrying a cashbox now,
of which Abdul Ali was politely requested to produce the key.
That was the first intimation he had that his house had been
looted. He threw his bunch of keys away into the shadows, in the
first exhibition of real weakness he had shown that night. It
was a silly gesture. It only angered his captors. It saved him
nothing.
Four more of Anazeh's men had been wounded, all from behind, two
of them rather badly, making six in all who were now unfit for
further action. But we did not wait to bandage them. They
affected to make light of their injuries, saying they would go
over to the British and get attended to in hospital. Abdul Ali
was put on Ahmed's miserable mount, with his legs lashed under
the horse's belly. Ahmed, with Mahommed ben Hamza and his men
were sent along ahead; being unarmed, unmounted, they were a
liability now. But those Hebron thieves could talk like an
army; they put up a prodigious bleat, all night long, about
that cash-box. They maintained they had a clear right to share
its contents, since unless they had first captured Abdul Ali,
Anazeh's men could not have burned his house and seized
his money. Anazeh's men, when they had time to be, were
suitably amused.
It was not a peaceful retreat by any means. Time and again
before morning we were fired on from the rear. Our party
deployed to right and left to answer—always boasting afterward
of having killed at least a dozen men. I added up their figures
on the fly-leaf of the pocket Bible, and the total came to two
hundred and eighteen of the enemy shot dead and forever damned!
I believe Anazeh actually did kill one of our pursuers.
By the time the moon disappeared we had come too close to
Anazeh's country to make pursuit particularly safe. Who they
were who pursued us, hauled off. We reached the launch, secure
in its cove between the rocks, a few minutes after dawn. Anazeh
ordered his six wounded men into it, with perfect assurance
that the British doctors would take care of them and let them
go unquestioned.
When Grim had finished talking with Anazeh I went up to thank the
old fellow for my escort, and he acknowledged the courtesy with a
bow that would have graced the court of Solomon.
"Give the old bird a present, if you've got one," Grim whispered.
So I gave him my watch and chain, and he accepted them with the
same calm dignity.
"Now he's your friend for life!" said Grim. "Anazeh is a friend
worth having. Let's go!"
The watch and chain was a cheap enough price to pay for that two
days' entertainment and the acquaintance of such a splendid old
king of thieves. Anazeh watched us away until we were out of
earshot, he and Grim exchanging the interminable Arab farewell
formula of blessing and reply that have been in use unchanged for
a thousand years.
Then Abdul Ali produced his wallet again.
"Major Grim," he said, "please take this money. Keep it for
yourself, and let me go. Surely I have been punished enough!
Besides, you cannot—you dare not imprison me! I am a French
subject. I have been seized outside the British sphere. I know
you are a poor man—the pay of a British officer is a matter of
common knowledge. Come now, you have done what you came to do.
You have destroyed my influence at El-Kerak. Now benefit
yourself. Avoid an international complication. Show mercy on
me! Take this money. Say that I gave you the slip in the dark!"
Grim smiled. He looked extremely comical without any eyebrows.
The wrinkles went all the way up to the roots of his hair.
"I'm incorruptible," he said. "The boss, I believe, isn't."
"You mean your High Commissioner? I have not enough money
for him."
Grim laughed. "No," he said, "he comes expensive."
"What then?"
"Don't be an ass," said Grim. "You know what."
"Information?"
"Certainly."
"What information?"
"You were sent by the French," said Grim, "to raise the devil
here in Palestine—no matter why. You were trying to bring
off a raid on Judaea. Who are your friends in Jerusalem who
were ready to spring surprises? What surprises? Who's your
Jerusalem agent?"
"If I tell you?"
"I'm not the boss. But I'll see him about it. Come on—who's
your agent?"
"Scharnhoff."
Grim whistled. That he did not believe, I was almost certain,
but he whistled as if totally new trains of thought had suddenly
revealed themselves amid a maze of memories.
"You shall speak to the boss," he said after a while.
I fell asleep then, wedged uncomfortably between two men's legs,
wakened at intervals by the noisy pleading of Mahommed ben Hamza
and his men for what they called their rights in the matter of
Abdul Ali's wallet. They were still arguing the point when we
ran on the beach near Jericho, where a patrol of incredulous
Sikhs pounced on us and wanted to arrest Ahmed and Anazeh's
wounded men. Grim had an awful time convincing them that he was
a British officer. In the end we only settled it by tramping
about four miles to a guard-house, where a captain in uniform
gave us breakfast and telephoned for a commisariat lorry.
It was late in the afternoon when we reached Jerusalem and got
the wounded into hospital. By the time Grim had changed into
uniform and put courtplaster where his eyebrows should have been,
and he, Abdul Ali and I had driven in an official Ford up the
Mount of Olives to OETA, the sun was not far over the skyline.
Grim had telephoned, so the Administrator was waiting for us.
Grim went straight in. It was twenty minutes before we two were
summoned into his private room, where he sat behind the desk
exactly as we had left him the other morning. He looked as if he
had not moved meanwhile. Everything was exactly in its place—
even the vase, covering the white spot on the varnish. There was
the same arrangement of too many flowers, in a vase too small to
hold them.
"Allow me to present Sheikh Abdul Ali of Damascus," said Grim.
The Administrator bowed rather elaborately, perhaps to hide
the twinkle in his eyes. He didn't scowl. He didn't look
tyrannical. So Abdul Ali opened on him, with all bow guns.
"I protest! I am a French subject. I have been submitted to
violence, outrage, indignity! I have been seized on foreign
soil, and brought here by force against all international
law! I shall claim exemplary damages! I demand apology
and satisfaction!"
Sir Louis raised his eyebrows and looked straight at Grim without
even cracking a smile.
"Is this true, Major Grim?"
"Afraid it is, sir."
"Scandalous! Perfectly scandalous! And were you a witness to
all this?" he asked, looking at me as if I might well be the
cause of it all.
I admitted having seen the greater part of it.
"And you didn't protest? What's the world coming to? I see
you've lost a little skin yourself. I hope you've not been
breaking bounds and fighting?"
"He is a most impertinent man!" said Abdul Ali, trying to take
his cue, and glowering at me. "He posed as a person interested
in a school for El-Kerak, and afterward helped capture me by
a trick!"
The Administrator frowned. It seemed I was going to be made the
scape-goat. I did not care. I would not have taken a year of
Sir Louis' pay for those two days and nights. When he spoke
again I expected something drastic addressed to me, but I
was wrong.
"An official apology is due to you, Sheikh Abdul Ali. Permit me
to offer it, together with my profound regret for any slight
personal inconvenience to which you may have been subjected in
course of this—ah—entirely unauthorized piece of—ah—
brigandage. I notice you have been bruised, too. You shall have
the best medical attention at our disposal."
"That is not enough!" sneered Abdul Ali, throwing quite
an attitude.
"I know it isn't. I was coming to that. An apology is also due
to the French—our friends the French. I shall put it in
writing, and ask you to convey it to Beirut to the French High
Commissioner, with my compliments. I would send you by train,
but you might be—ah—delayed at Damascus in that case. Perhaps
Emir Feisal might detain you. There will be a boat going from
Jaffa in two days' time. Two days will give you a chance to
recover from the outrageous experience before we escort you to
the coast. A first-class passage will be reserved for you by
wire, and you will be put on board with every possible courtesy.
You might ask the French High Commissioner to let me know if
there is anything further he would like us to do about it. Now,
I'll ring for a clerk to take you to the medical officer—under
escort, so that you mayn't be subjected to further outrage or
indignity. Good evening!"
"Anything more for me?" asked Grim, as soon as Abdul Ali had been
led away.
"Not tonight, Grim. Come and see me in the morning." Grim
saluted. The Administrator looked at me—smiled mischievously.
"Have a good time?" he asked. "Don't neglect those scratches.
Good evening!"
No more. Not another word. He never did say another word to me
about it, although I met him afterwards a score of times. You
couldn't help but admire and like him.
Grim led the way up the tower stairs again, and we took a last
look at El-Kerak. The moon was beginning to rise above the rim
of the Moab Hills. The land beyond the Dead Sea was wrapped in
utter silence. Over to the south-east you could make out one dot
of yellow light, to prove that men lived and moved and had their
being in that stillness. Otherwise, you couldn't believe it was
real country. It looked like a vision of the home of dreams.
"Got anything to do tonight?" asked Grim. "Can you stay awake?
I know where some Jews are going to play Beethoven in an upper
room in the ancient city. Care to come?"
"And the rest of the acts of Ahaziah—"
I have no idea what Grim did during the next few days. I spent
the time studying Arabic, and saw nothing of him until he walked
into my room at the hotel one afternoon, sat down and came
straight to the point.
"Had enough?"
"No."
"Got the hang of it?"
"Yes, I think so," I answered. "Allah's peace, as they call it,
depends on the French. They intend to get Damascus and all
Syria. So they sent down Abdul Ali of Damascus to make trouble
for the British in Palestine; the idea being to force the
British to make common cause with them. That would mean total
defeat for the Arabs; and Great Britain would save France scads
of men and money. But you pulled that plug. I saw you do it. I
heard Abdul Ali of Damascus tell you Scharnhoff's name. Did you
go after Scharnhoff?"
"No, not yet," he answered. "You're no diplomat."
I knew that. I have never wished to be one, never having met a
professional one who did not, so to speak, play poker with a cold
deck and at least five aces. The more frankly they seem to be
telling the truth, the more sure you may be they are lying.
"Neither are you," I answered. "You're a sportsman. Are you
allowing Scharnhoff weight for age, and a fair start—or what?"
He chuckled. "You believed old Abdul-Ali of Damascus? He's a
French secret political agent. So whatever he told us is
certainly not true. Or, if it is true, or partially true, then
it's the kind of truth that is deadlier deceptive than a good
clean God-damned lie. Get this: such men as Abdul Ali would
face torture rather than betray an associate—unless they're sure
the associate is a traitor or about to become one. A government
can't easily punish its own spies on foreign territory. But by
betraying them, it can sometimes get the other government to do
it. That Abdul Ali betrayed Scharnhoff to me, proves one of two
things. Abdul Ali was lying, and Scharnhoff harmless—or in
some way Scharnhoff has fallen foul of his French paymasters
and they want him punished. Very likely he has drawn French
money, for their purposes, and has misused it for his own ends.
Or perhaps they have promised him money, and wish to back down.
Possibly he knows too much about their agents, and they want
him silenced. They propose to have us silence him. I'm going
to call on Scharnhoff."
"You suspect him of double treachery?"
"I suspect him of being a one-track-minded, damned old
visionary."
I had met Hugo Scharnhoff. Long before the War he had been a
professor of orientology at Vienna University. At the moment he
was technically an "enemy alien." But he had lived so many years
in Jerusalem, and was reputed so studious and harmless, that the
British let him stay there after Allenby captured the city. A
man of moderate private means, he owned a stone house in the
German Colony with its back to the Valley of Hinnom.
"Care to come?" Grim asked me.
"Yes."
"Know your Bible?" He proceeded to quote from it: "And the rest
of the acts of Ahaziah which he did are they not written in the
book of the chronicles of the Kings of Israel?"'
"What of it?"
"That was set down in Aramaic, nowadays called Hebrew, something
like three thousand years ago," said Grim. "It's Aramaic magic.
Let's take a look at it."
We trudged together down the dusty Bethlehem Road, turned to the
east just short of the Pool of the Sultan (where they now had a
delousing station for British soldiers) and went nearly to the
end of the colony of neat stone villas that the Germans built
before the War, and called Rephaim. It was a prosperous colony
until the Kaiser, putting two and two, made five of them and had
to guess again.
The house we sought stood back from the narrow road, at a corner,
surrounded by a low stone wall and a mass of rather dense shrubs
that obscured the view from the windows. The front door was a
thing of solid olive-wood. We had to hammer on it for several
minutes. There was no bell.
A woman opened it at last—an Arab in native costume, gazelle-
eyed, as they all are, and quite good looking, although hardly in
her first youth. Her face struck me as haunted. She was either
ashamed when her eyes met Grim's or else afraid of him. But she
smiled pleasantly enough and without asking our business led the
way at once to a room at the other end of a long hall that was
crowded with all sorts of curios. They were mostly stone bric-a-
brac-fragments of Moabite pottery and that kind of thing, with a
pretty liberal covering of ordinary house dust. In fact, the
house had the depressing "feel" of a rarely visited museum.
The room she showed us into was the library—three walls lined
with books, mostly with German titles—a big cupboard in one
corner, reaching from floor to ceiling—a big desk by the
window—three armchairs and a stool. There were no pictures,
and the only thing that smacked of ornament was the Persian rug
on the floor.
We waited five minutes before Scharnhoff came in, looking as if
we had disturbed his nap. He was an untidy stout man with green
goggles and a grayish beard, probably not yet sixty years of age,
and well preserved. He kept his pants up with a belt, and his
shirt bulged untidily over the top. When he sat down you could
see the ends of thick combinations stuffed into his socks. He
gave you the impression of not fitting into western clothes at
all and of being out of sympathy with most of what they represent.
He was cordial enough—after one swift glance around the room.
"Brought a new acquaintance for you," said Grim, introducing
me. "I've told him how all the subalterns come to you for
Palestinian lore—"
"Ach! The young Lotharios! Each man a Don Juan! All they come
to me for is tales of Turkish harems, of which I know no more
than any one. They are not interested in subjects of real
importance. 'How many wives had Djemal Pasha? How many of them
were European?' That is what they ask me. When I discuss
ancient history it is only about King Solomon's harem that they
care to know; or possibly about the modern dancing girls of El-
Kerak, who are all spies. But there is no need to inform you as
to that. Eh? I haven't seen you for a long time, Major Grim.
What have you been doing?"
"Nothing much. I was at the Tomb of the Kings yesterday."
Scharnhoff smiled scornfully.
"Now you must have some whiskey to take the taste of that untruth
out of your mouth! How can a man of your attainments call that
obviously modern fraud by such a name? The place is not nearly
two thousand years old! It is probably the tomb of a Syrian
queen named Adiabene and her family. Josephus mentions it. This
land is full—every square metre of it—of false antiquities with
real names, and real antiquities that never have been discovered!
But why should a man like you, Major Grim, lend yourself to
perpetuating falsity?"
He walked over to the cupboard to get whiskey, and from where we
sat we could both of us see what he was doing. The cupboard was
in two parts, top and bottom, without any intervening strip of
wood between the doors, which fitted tightly. When he opened the
top part the lower door opened with it. He kicked it shut again
at once, but I had seen inside—not that it was interesting at
the moment.
He set whiskey and tumblers on the desk, poured liberally, and
went on talking.
"Tomb of the Kings? Hah! Tomb of the Kings of Judah? Hah! If
any one can find that, he will have something more important than
Ludendorff's memoirs! Something merkwurdig, believe me!"
He stiffened suddenly, and looked at Grim through the green
goggles as if he were judging an antiquity.
"Perhaps this is not the time to make you a little suggestion, eh?"
Grim's face wrinkled into smiles.
"This man knows enough to hang me anyhow! Fire away!"
"Ah! But I would not like him to hang me!"
"He's as close as a clam. What's your notion?"
"Nothing serious, but—between us three, then—you and I are both
foreigners in this place, Major Grim, although I have made it my
home for fifteen years. You have no more interest in this
government and its ridiculous rules than I have. What do you
say—shall we find the Tomb of the Kings together?"
Grim wrinkled into smiles again and glanced down at his uniform.
"Yes, exactly!" agreed Scharnhoff. "That is the whole point.
They call me an enemy alien. I am to all intents and purposes a
prisoner. You are a British officer—can do what you like—go
where you like. You wear red tabs; you are on the staff;
nobody will dare to question you. These English have stopped all
exploration until they get their mandate. After that they will
take good care that only English societies have the exploration
privilege. But what if we—you and I, that is to say—between
us extract the best plum from the pudding before those miscalled
statesmen sign the mandate—eh? It can be done! It can be done!"
Grim chuckled:
"I suppose you already see a picture of you and me with an
ancient tomb in our trunks—say a few tons of the more artistic
parts—beating it for the frontier and hawking the stuff
afterward to second-hand furniture dealers? Pour me another
whiskey, prof, and then we'll go steal the Mosque of Omar!"
"Ach! You laugh at me—you jest—you mock—you sneer. But I
know what I propose. Do you know what will be found in that Tomb
of the Kings of Judah when we discover it?"
"Bones. Dry bones. A few gold ornaments perhaps. A stale
smell certainly."
"The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel! Think of it!
A parchment roll—perhaps two or three rolls—not too big to go
into a valise—worth more than all the other ancient manuscripts
in the world all put together! Himmel! What a find that would
be! What a record! What a refutation of all the historians and
the fools who set themselves up for authorities nowadays! What a
price it would bring! What would your Metropolitan Museum in New
York not pay for it! What would the Jews not pay for it! They
would raise millions among them and pay any price we cared
to ask! The Book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel—
only think!"
"But why the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel in the tomb of the
Kings of Judah?" Grim asked, more by way of keeping up the
conversation, I think, than because he could not guess the
answer. He is an omnivorous reader, and there is not much
recorded of the Near East that he does not know.
"Don't you know your history? You know, of course, that after
King Solomon died the Jews divided into two kingdoms. The
latter-day Jews speak of themselves as Israelites, but they are
nothing of the kind; they are Judah-ites. The tribe of Judah
remained in Jerusalem, forming one small kingdom; their
descendants are the Jews of today. Part of the tribe of Benjamin
stayed with them. The other seceding ten tribes called
themselves the kingdom of Israel."
"Everybody knows that," said Grim. "What of it?"
"Well, the Assyrians came down and conquered the kingdom of
Israel—marched all the Israelites away into captivity—and they
vanished out of history. From that day to this their Book of
Chronicles, so often referred to in the Old Testament, has never
been seen nor heard of."
"Of course not," said Grim. "The King of Assyria used it to wipe
his razor on when he was through shaving every morning."
"Ach! You joke again; but I tell you I am not joking. Such
people as those Hebrews are naturally secretive and so proud that
they wrote down for posterity all the doings of their puny kings,
would never have let their records fall into the hands of the
Assyrians. They themselves were marched away in slave-gangs, but
they left their Book behind them, safely hidden. Be sure of it!
Ten years ago I found a manuscript in the place they now call
Nablus, which in those days was Schechem. Schechem was the
capital of the Kingdom of Israel, just as Jerusalem was the
capital of the Kingdom of Judah, or the Jews. I sold that
manuscript for a good price after I had photographed it. The
idiots to whom I sold it—historians they call themselves!—value
it only as a relic of antiquity. I made a digest of it—analyzed
it—studied it—compared it with other authentic facts in my
possession—and came to the definite conclusion that I hold the
clue to the whereabouts of that lost Book of Chronicles."
"Let's see the photograph," Grim suggested.
"It has been impounded with other so-called 'enemy property' by
your friends the British. I suppose they thought the German
General Staff might get hold of it and conquer the Suez Canal!
But what good would the sight of it do? You couldn't understand
a word of it. It convinced me, after months of study, that when
the Ten Tribes were carried away into captivity by the Assyrians
they sent their records secretly to Jerusalem. Ever since the
secession the Israelites and Jews had been jealous enemies. But
they were relatives after all, boasting a common ancestor, proud
of the same history, more or less observing the same religion.
And Schechem was only about thirty miles from Jerusalem, which
was considered an impregnable fortress until the Babylonians took
it later on. So they sent their records to Jerusalem, and the
Jews hid them. Where? Where do you suppose?"
"The likeliest place would be Solomon's Temple."
"You think so? Then you think superficially, my young friend.
Let us return to that Tomb of the Kings again for a moment. That
place that you visited is such an obvious fake that even the
guide-books make light of it. The one all-important thing in
Palestine that never yet has been discovered is the real Tomb of
the Kings. Yet Jerusalem, where it certainly must be, has been
searched and looted a hundred times from end to end. Therefore—
you follow me?—the Jews must have concealed it very cunningly.
Answer me, then: would the Jews, who were always a practical
people and not corpse-worshippers like the Egyptians, have taken
all that trouble to hide the tomb of their kings unless there
were important treasure in it? Answer me!"
"So you expect to find treasure in addition to the lost Book of
Chronicles?"
"Certainly I do! The treasure will make the whole proceeding
safe. Let the British have it! The fools will be so blinded by
the glamour of gold, that I shall easily extract the things of
real value—the invaluable manuscripts! Then let the men who
call themselves historians take a back seat!"
He rubbed his hands together in anticipation.
"Were you looking for the Tomb of the Kings, then, before the
War?" Grim asked him.
"Not exactly. Under the Turks it was difficult. The Turks were
beautifully corrupt. By paying for it I could get permission to
excavate on any property owned by Christians. But the minute I
touched Moslem places the Turks became fanatical. The Arabs,
now, are different—fanatics, too, but with a new sort of
fanaticism—new to them, I mean—the kind that made the French
revolutionists destroy everything their ancestors had set value
on. There are plenty of Arabs so full of this disease of
Bolshevism that they would make it easy for me to desecrate what
others believe is holy ground. But these idiots of English are
worse than the Turks! They have stopped all excavation. They
are so afraid of Bolshevism that, if they could, they would
imitate Joshua and make the sun stand still!"
"Well, what's the idea?" asked Grim, finishing his whiskey.
Scharnhoff shrugged his shoulders.
"You know my position. I am helpless—here on suffrance—obliged
by idiotic regulations to sit in idleness. But if I could find a
British officer with brains—surely there must be one somewhere!
—one with some authority, who is considered above suspicion, I
could show him, perhaps, how to get rich without committing any
crime he need feel ashamed of."
I could not see Grim's eyes from where I sat, and he did not make
any nervous movement that could have given him away. Yet I was
conscious of a new alertness, and I think Scharnhoff detected it,
too, for he changed his tactics on the instant.
"Hah! Hah! I was joking! Nobody who is fool enough to be a
professional soldier would be clever enough to find the Tomb of
the Kings and keep the secret for ten minutes! Hah! Hah! But I
have a favour I would like to beg of you, Major Grim."
"I've no particular authority, you know."
"Ach! The Administrator listens to you; I am assured of that."
"He listens sometimes, yes, then usually does the other thing.
Well, what's the request?"
"A simple one. There is a risk—not much, but just a little risk
that some fool might stumble on that secret of the Tomb of the
Kings and get away with the treasure. Now, did you ever set a
thief to catch a thief? Hah! Hah! I would be a better watch-dog
than any you could find. I know Jerusalem from end to end. I
know all the likely places. Why don't you get permission for me
to wander about Jerusalem undisturbed and keep my eye open for
tomb-robbers? If I am not to have the privilege of discovering
that Book of Chronicles, at least I would like to see that no
common plunderer gets it. Surely I am known by now to be
harmless! Surely they don't suspect me any longer of being an
agent of the Kaiser, or any such nonsense as that! Why not make
use of me? Get me a permit, please, Major Grim, to go where I
please by day or night without interference. Tomb-robbers
usually work at night, you know."
"All right," said Grim. "I'll try to do that."
"Ah! I always knew you were a man of good sense! Have more
whiskey? A cigar then?"
"Can't promise anything, of course," said Grim, "but you shall
have an answer within twenty-four hours."
Outside, as we turned our faces toward Jerusalem's gray wall,
Grim opened up a little and gave me a suggestion of something in
the wind.
"Did you see what he has in that cupboard?"
"Yes. Two Arab costumes. Two short crow-bars."
"Did you notice the grayish dust on the rug—three or four
footprints at the corner near the cupboard?"
"Can't say I did."
"No. You wouldn't be looking for it. These men who pose as
intellectuals never believe that any one else has brains. They
fool themselves. There's one thing no man can afford to do, East
of the sun or West of the moon. You can steal, slay, intrigue,
burn—break all the Ten Commandments except one, and have a
chance to get away with it. There's just one thing you can't do,
and succeed. He's done it!"
"And the thing is?"
"Cheat a woman!"
"You mean his house keeper? She who answered the door?"
Grim nodded.
"You know you'll get scuppered if you're found out!"
Two days passed again without my seeing Grim, although I called
on him repeatedly at the "Junior Staff Officers' Mess" below the
Zionist Hospital. Suliman, the eight-year-old imp of Arab
mischief, who did duty as page-boy met me on each occasion at the
door and took grinning delight in disappointing me.
He was about three and a half feet high—coal-black, with a
tarboosh worn at an angle on his kinky hair and a flashing white
grin across his snub-nosed face that would have made an archangel
count the change out of two piastres twice. Suliman and cool
cheek were as obvious team-mates as the Gemini, and I was one of
a good number, that included every single member of that
unofficial mess, who could never quite see what Grim found so
admirable in him. Grim never explained.
Taking the cue from his master, neither did Suliman ever
explain anything to any one but Grim, who seemed to understand
him perfectly.
"Jimgrim not here. No, not coming back. Much business.
Good-bye!"
Somehow you couldn't suspect that kid of telling the truth.
However, there was nothing for it but to go away, with a
conviction in the small of your back that he was grinning
mischievously after you.
Grim had found him one day starving and lousy in the archway of
the Jaffa Gate, warming his fingers at a guttering candle-end
preparatory to making a meal off the wax. He took him home and
made Martha, the old Russian maid-of-all-work, clean him with
kerosene and soft soap—gave him a big packing-case to sleep
in along with Julius Caesar the near-bull-dog mascot—and
thereafter broke him in and taught him things seldom included
in a school curriculum.
In the result, Suliman adored Grim with all the concentrated zeal
of hero-worship of which almost any small boy is capable; but
under the shadow of Grim's protection he feared not even "brass-
hats" nor regarded civilians, although he was dreadfully afraid
of devils. The devil-fear was a relic of his negroid ancestry.
Some Arab Sheikh probably captured his great-grandmother on a
slave-raid. Superstition lingers in dark veins longer than any
other human failing.
I think I called five times before he confessed at last
reluctantly that Grim was in. That was in the morning after
breakfast, and I was shown into the room with the fireplace and
the deep armchairs. Grim was reading but seemed to me more than
usually reserved, as if the book had been no more than a screen
to think behind, that left him in a manner unprotected when he
laid it down. I talked at random, and he hardly seemed to
be listening.
"Say," he said, suddenly interrupting me, "you came out of that
El-Kerak affair pretty creditably. Suppose I let you see
something else from the inside. Will you promise not to shout it
all over Jerusalem?"
"Use your own judgment," I answered.
"You mustn't ask questions."
"All right."
"If any one in the Administration pounces on you in the course of
it, you'll have to drop out and know nothing."
"Agreed."
"It may prove a bit more risky than the El-Kerak business."
"Couldn't be," I answered.
"You can't talk enough Arabic to get away with. But could you
act deaf and dumb?"
"Sure—in three languages."
"You understand—I've no authority to let you in on this. I
might catch hell if I were found out doing it. But I need help,
of a certain sort. I want a man who isn't likely to be spotted
by the gang I'm after. Get behind that screen—quick!"
It was a screen that hid a door leading to the pantry and the
servants' quarters. There was a Windsor chair behind it, and it
is much easier to keep absolutely still when you are fairly
comfortable. I had hardly sat down when a man wearing spurs,
who trod heavily, entered the room and I heard Grim get up to
greet him.
"Are we alone?" a voice asked gruffly.
Instead of answering Grim came and looked behind the screen,
opened the door leading to the pantry, closed it again, locked
it, and without as much as a glance at me returned to face
his visitor.
"Well, general, what is it?"
"This is strictly secret."
"I'll bet it isn't," said Grim. "If it's about missing
explosives I know more than you do."
"My God! It's out? Two tons of TNT intended for the air force
gone without a trace? The story's out?"
"I know it. Catesby sent me word by messenger last night from
Ludd, after you put him under arrest."
"Damn the man! Well, that's what's happened. Catesby's fault.
They'll blame me. The truck containing the stuff was run into a
siding three days ago. Through young Catesby's negligence it was
left there without a guard. Catesby will be broke for that as
sure as my name is Jenkins. But, by the knell of hell's bells,
Grim, more than Catesby will lose their jobs unless we find the
stuff! Two tons. Half enough to blow up Palestine!"
"Too bad about Catesby," said Grim.
"Never mind, Catesby. Damn him! Consider my predicament! How
can I go to the Administrator with a lame-duck story about
missing TNT and nothing done about it?"
"Nothing done? You've passed the buck, haven't you? Catesby is
under arrest, you say."
"What do you mean?"
"I know Catesby," Grim retorted quietly. "He made that fine
stand at Beersheba—when the Arabs rushed the camp, and you
weren't looking. He took the blame for your carelessness, and
never squealed. You took the credit for his presence of mind,
and have treated him like a dog ever since. You expect me to try
to save your bacon and forget Catesby's?"
"Nonsense, Grim! You're talking without your book. Here's what
happened: the stuff arrived at Ludd in a truck attached to the
end of a mixed train. The R.T.O.* sent me a memorandum and
stalled the truck on a siding. I gave the memorandum to
Catesby." [*Railway Traffic Officer.]
"He tells me in the note I received last night that you did
nothing of the kind."
"Then he's a liar. He forgot all about it and did nothing. When
the Air Force sent to get the stuff the truck was empty."
"And you want me to find it, I suppose?"
"Yes. The quicker the better!"
"And be a party to breaking Catesby? I like my job, but not
that much!"
"You refuse then to hunt for the TNT?"
"I take my orders straight from the Administrator. He expects me
in half an hour. You want me to smooth the way for you with Sir
Louis. I'm much more interested in Catesby, who would face a
firing party sooner than soak another fellow for his own fault.
Catesby assures me in writing that the first he ever heard of
that TNT was when you ordered him arrested after discovery of the
loss. His word goes, as far as I'm concerned. If you want me to
help you, find another goat than Catesby. That's my answer."
There followed quite a long pause. Perhaps Brigadier-General
Jenkins was wondering what chance he would stand in a show-down.
Whoever had heard the mess and canteen gossip knew that Jenkins'
career had been one long string of miracles by which he had
attained promotion without in any way deserving it, and a
parallel series of even greater ones by which he had saved
himself from ruin by contriving to blame some one else.
"You want me to white-wash Catesby?" he said at last. "If you
pounce quickly on the TNT, no one need know it was lost."
"If you court-martial Catesby, the public shall know who lost it,
and who didn't, even if it costs me my commission!"
"Blast you! Insubordination!"
"Is your car outside?" Grim answered. "Why don't you drive me up
to the Administrator and charge me with it?"
"Don't be an idiot! I came to you to avoid a scandal. If this
news gets out there'll be a panic. Things are touchy enough as
it is."
"Yes."
"Well—if I drop the charge against Catesby—?"
"Then I shall not have to fight for him."
"I'll see what I can do."
"Be definite!"
"Damn and blast you! All right, I'll clear Catesby."
In that ominous minute, like the devil in an old-time drama,
Suliman knocked at the door leading from the outer hall. Grim
opened it, and I heard the boy's voice piping up in Arabic. The
Administrator was in his car outside, waiting to know whether
Major Grim was indoors.
"Where's your car?" I heard Grim ask.
"I sent the man to get a tire changed," Jenkins answered.
"Then Sir Louis needn't know you're here. Do you want to
see him?"
"Of course not."
"You can get behind that screen if you like."
I thought Jenkins would explode when he found me sitting there.
He was a big, florid-faced man with a black moustache waxed into
points, and a neck the color of rare roast beef—a man not given
to self-restraint in any shape or form. But he had to make a
quick decision. Sir Louis' footsteps were approaching. He
glared at me, made a sign to me to sit still, twisted his
moustache savagely, and listened, breathing through his mouth to
avoid the tell-tale whistle of his hairy nostrils. I heard Grim
start toward the hall, but Sir Louis turned him back and came
straight in.
"It occurred to me I'd save you the time of coming up to see me
this morning, Grim, and look in on you instead before I start my
rounds. Any new developments?"
"Not yet, sir. I'll need forty-eight hours. If we move too
fast they may touch the stuff off before we get the whole gang
in the net."
"You're sure you'd rather not have the police?"
"Quite. They mean well, but they're clumsy."
"Um-m-m! All the same, the thing's ticklish. There are rumours
about all ready. The Grand Mufti* came to me before breakfast
with a wild tale. I've promised him some Sikhs for special
sentry duty. He'd hardly gone before some Zionists came with a
story that the Arabs are planning to blow up their hospital; I
gave them ten men and an officer." [*The religious head of the
Moslem community.]
"Is the city quiet?" Grim asked him.
"Fair to middling. The Jews refused to take their shutters down
this morning. I had to issue an order about it. I hear now that
they're doing business about as usual, but I've ordered the
number of men on duty within the city walls to be doubled. At
the first sign of disturbance I shall have the gates closed. Are
you quite sure you're in touch?"
"Quite. sure, sir. I'm positive of what I told you last night.
Will you be seeing Colonel Goodenough?"
"Yes, in ten minutes."
"Please ask him to hold his Sikhs at my disposal for the next two
days. You might add, sir, that if he cares to see sport he could
do worse than lend his own services."
"I'll do that. You can count on Goodenough. That's a soldier
devoid of nonsense. Anything else?"
"That's all."
"Keep me informed. Remember, Grim, I'm responsible for all you
do. I've endorsed you in blank, as it were. Don't overlook
that point."
"I won't, sir."
Sir Louis walked out. Almost before his spurs ceased jingling in
the tiled hall, Brigadier-General Jenkins strode out in a
towering rage from behind the screen.
"'Pon my soul, a spy's trick!" he exploded. "Had an
eavesdropper, did you? Listening from behind a screen while you
tricked me into a promise on Catesby's account!"
"Sure," Grim answered, folding the screen back, and letting
his face wrinkle in smiles all the way up to the roots of
his hair. Very comical he looked, for his eyebrows were
only partly sprouted again. "Had two of you to listen in
on the Administrator!"
"Endorses you in blank, eh? How long would he let the
endorsement stand if he knew I was behind that screen while he
was talking to you?"
"Try him!" Grim suggested. "Shall I call him back? He doesn't
want to break you—told me so, in fact, last night—but he could
change his mind, I daresay. My tip to you is to get back to Ludd
as fast as your car can take you, release Catesby, and say as
little as possible to any one!"
"Damn you for a Yankee!" Jenkins answered. "You've got me
cornered for the moment, and you make the most of it. But wait
till my turn comes! As for you, sir," Jenkins turned and looked
me up and down with all the arrogance that nice new crossed
swords on his shoulder can give a certain sort of man, "don't let
me catch you trying to interfere in any Administration business,
that's all!"
I offered him a cigarette, grinning. There was no sense in
picking a quarrel. No man likes to discover that a perfect
stranger has overheard his intimate confessions. His annoyance
was understandable. But he hadn't nice manners. He knocked the
cigarette case out of my hand and kicked it across the room. So
I got into one of the deep armchairs and laughed at him in self-
defense, to preserve my own temper from boiling up over the top.
"To hell with both of you!" Jenkins thundered, and strode out
like Mars on the war-path.
"Poor old Jinks!" said Grim, as soon as he had gone. "As Sir
Louis said last night, he has a wife and family besides the
unofficial ladies on his string. All they'll have to divide
between them soon, at the rate he's going, will be his half-pay.
He has fought for promotion all his days, to keep abreast of
expenses. What that string of cormorants will do with his four
hundred pounds a year, when he oversteps at last and gets
retired, beggars imagination! However, let's get busy."
Business consisted in dressing me up as an Arab with the aid of
Suliman, and drilling me painstakingly for half-an-hour, both of
them using every trick they knew to make me laugh or show
surprise, and Grim nodding approval each time I contrived not to.
More difficult than acting deaf and dumb was the trick of
squatting with my legs crossed, but I had learned it after a
fashion in India years ago, and only needed schooling.
"You'll get scuppered if you're caught," he warned me. "If
Suliman wasn't so scared of devils I wouldn't risk it, but I must
have somebody to keep an eye on him when the time comes; that'll
be tomorrow, I think."
"Suppose you tell me the object of the game," I suggested. "I'm
sick of only studying the rules."
"Well—your part will be to sit over those two tons of TNT and
see that nobody explodes them ahead of time. There's a
conspiracy on foot to blow up the Dome of the Rock."
"You mean the Mosque of Omar?"
"The place tourists call the Mosque of Omar. The site of
Solomon's Temple—the Rock of Abraham—the threshing-floor of
Araunah the Jebusite. Next after the shrine at Mecca it's the
most sacred spot in the whole Mahommedan world."
"Good lord!" I said. "Are the Zionists so reckless?".
"No, the Arabs are. Remember what old Scharnhoff said the other
day about the new fanaticism?"
"Is Scharnhoff mixed up in it?"
"He's being watched. If the Arabs pull it off, they'll accuse
the Jews of doing it, and set to work to butcher every Jew in the
Near East. That will oblige the British to protect the Jews.
That in turn will set every Mohammedan in the world—'specially
Indians, but Egyptians, too—against the British. Jihad—green
banner—holy war—all the East and Northern Africa alight while
the French snaffle Syria. Sound good to you?"
"Sir Louis knows this?"
"He, is paid to know things."
"And he lets you play cat and mouse with it?"
"Got to be careful. Suppose we draw the net too soon, what then?
Most of the conspirators escape. The story leaks out. The Jews
get the blame for the attempt, and sooner or later the massacre
begins anyhow. What we've got to do is bag every last mother's
son of them, and suppress the whole story—return the TNT to
store, and swear it was never missing."
"The Administrator has his nerve," I said.
"You'll need yours, too, before this game's played," Grim
answered. "D'you see now why I picked on you for an accomplice?"
"I do not."
"You're the one man in Jerusalem whom nobody will suspect, or be
on the look-out for. The men we're up against are the shrewdest
rats in Palestine. They've got a list of British officers, my
name included, of course. They'll know which men are assigned to
special duty, and they'll keep every one of us shadowed."
"Won't that—I mean, how can you work if you're shadowed?"
"Me? I shall catch my spur in the carpet, fall downstairs and
break a leg at ten-fifteen. At ten-thirty the doctor comes, and
finds me too badly hurt to be moved. He sends word of it to Sir
Louis by an orderly who can be trusted to talk to any one he
meets on the way. I leave by the back way at ten forty-five.
However, here's a chance for you to practise deaf-and-dumb drill.
There's some one coming. Squat down in that corner. Look meek
and miserable. That's the stuff. Answer the door, Suliman."
"You may now be unsafe and an outlaw and enjoy yourself!"
The man who entered was a short, middle-aged Jew of the type that
writes political reviews for magazines—black morning coat, straw
hat, gold pince-nez—a neatly trimmed dark beard beginning to
turn gray from intense mental emotion—nearly bald—a manner of
conceding the conventions rather than argue the point, without
admitting any necessity for them—a thin-lipped smile that
apologized for smiling in a world so serious and bitter. He wore
a U.S.A. ten-dollar gold piece on his watch chain, by way of
establishing his nationality.
"Well, Mr. Eisernstein? Trouble again? Sit down and let's hear
the worst," said Grim.
Eisernstein remained standing and glanced at me over in the
corner.
"I will wait until you are alone."
"Ignore him—deaf and dumb," Grim answered. "Half a minute,
though—have you had breakfast?"
"Breakfast! This is no time for eating, Mister—I beg your
pardon, Major Grim. I have not slept. I shall not break
my fast until my duty is done. If it is true that the Emperor
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, then I find him no worse than
this Administrator!"
"Has he threatened to crucify you?" Grim asked. "Take a
seat, do."
"He may crucify me, and I will thank him, if he will only in
return for it pay some attention to the business for which he
draws a salary! I drove to Headquarters to see him. He was not
there. Nobody would tell me where he is. I drove down again
from the Mount of Olives and luckily caught sight of his car in
the distance. I contrived to intercept him. I told him there is
a plot on foot to massacre every individual of my race in the
Near East—a veritable pogrom. He was polite. He seems to think
politeness is the Christian quality that covers the multitude of
sins. He offered me a cigar!
"I offered him a telegram blank, with which to cable for
reenforcements! He said that all rumours in Jerusalem become
exaggerated very quickly, and offered me a guard of one soldier
to follow me about! I insisted on immediate military precautions
on a large scale failing which I will cable the Foreign Office in
London at my own expense. I offered to convince him with
particulars about this contemplated pogrom but he said he had an
urgent appointment and referred me to you, just as Nero might
have referred a question regarding the amphitheatre to one of
his subordinates!"
"Pogroms mean nothing in his young life," Grim answered smiling.
"I'm here to do the dirty work. Suppose you spill the news."
"You must have heard the news! Yet you ignore it! The Moslems
are saying that we Zionists have offered two million pounds, or
some such ridiculous sum, for the site of Solomon's Temple. They
are spreading the tale broadcast. Their purpose is to stir up
fanaticism against us. The ignorant among them set such value on
that rock and the mosque their cut-throat ancestors erected on it
that Jews are now openly threatened as they pass through the
streets. Yet there is not one word of truth in the story of our
having made any such offer."
"There are plenty of troops," said Grim. "Any attempt at
violence could be handled instantly."
"Then you will do nothing?"
"What do you suggest ought to be done?"
"Here is a list. Read it. Those are the names of fifty Arabs
who are active in spreading anti-Zionist propaganda."
Grim read the list carefully.
"All talkers," he said. "Not a really dangerous man among them."
"Ah! There you are! I might have expected it!" Eisernstein
threw up his hands in a gesture of contempt rather than despair.
"Nobody cares what happens to Jews. Nobody cares for our
sleepless agony of mind. Nobody cares how or what we suffer
until afterward, when there will be polite expressions of regret,
which the survivors will assess at a true valuation! It is the
same wherever we turn. Last night—at half-past one in the
morning—a committee of us, every one American, Called at the
American consulate to tell our consul of our danger. The consul
was unsympathetic in the last degree. Yet our coreligionists in
the States are taxed to pay his salary. He said it was not
his business. He referred us to the Administrator. The
Administrator refers me to you. To whom do you refer me? To the
devil, I suppose!"
"The best thing you can do," said. Grim, "is to go ahead and deny
that story about the offer to buy the Dome of the Rock. You
Zionists have got the most efficient publicity bureau on earth.
You can reach the public ear any time you want to. Deny the
story, and keep on denying it."
"Ah! Who will believe us? To be a Zionist is to be a person
about whom anybody will believe anything; and the more absurd
the lie, the more readily it will be believed! Meanwhile, the
Moslems are sharpening their swords against us from one end of
this land to the other!"
I suppose that what Eisernstein really needed more than anything
was sympathy, not good advice. Grim's deliberate coolness only
irritated the passion of a man, whose whole genius and energy
were bent on realizing the vision of a nation of Jews firmly
established in their ancient home. A people that has been
tortured in turn by all the governments can hardly be expected to
produce un-nervous politicians. He was at the mercy of emotions,
obsessed by one paramount idea. A little praise just then of his
loyalty to an ideal, to which he had sacrificed time, means,
health, energy, everything, would have soothed him and hurt
nobody. But the acidity of his scorn had bitten beneath the
surface of Grim's good humor.
"There'll be no pogrom," Grim said, getting up and lighting a
cigarette. "There'll be nothing resembling one. But that won't
be the fault of you Zionists. You accuse without rime or reason,
but you yell for help the minute you're accused yourselves. I
don't blame the Arabs for not liking you. Nobody expects Arabs
to enjoy having their home invaded by an organization of
foreigners. Yet if this Administration lifts a finger to make
things easier for the Arabs you howl that it's unfair.
"If the Administrator refuses to arrest Arabs for talking a
little wildly, you call him a Nero. I'm neither pro- nor anti-
Zionist myself. You and the Arabs may play the game out between
you for all of me. But I can promise you there'll be no pogrom.
It is my business to know just what precautions have been taken."
"Words! Major Grim. Words!" sneered Eisernstein, getting up to
go. "What do words amount to, when presently throats are to be
cut? If your throat were in danger, I venture to say there would
be something doing, instead of mere talk about precautions! I
hope you will enjoy your little cigarette," he added bitterly.
"Good morning!"
"Talk of fiddling while Rome burns!" Grim laughed as soon as the
Zionist had left the room. "Has it ever occurred to you that
Nero was possibly smothering his feelings? I wonder how long
there'd be one Zionist left out here, if we simply stood aside
and looked on. Go and change your clothes, Suliman. It's time I
broke a leg."
Grim disappeared upstairs himself, and returned about ten minutes
later in the uniform of a Shereefian officer—that is to say, of
Emir Feisul's Syrian army. Nothing could be smarter, not
anything better calculated to disguise a man. Disguise, as any
actor or detective can tell you, is not so much a matter of make-
up as suggestion. It is little mannerisms—unstudied habits that
identify. The suggestion that you are some one else is the thing
to strive for, not the concealment of who you really are.
Grim's skin had been sun-tanned in the Arab campaign under
Lawrence against the Turks. The Shereefian helmet is a
compromise between the East and West, having a strip of cloth
hanging down behind it as far as the shoulders and covering the
ears on either side, to take the place of the Arab head-dress.
The khaki uniform had just enough of Oriental touch about it
to distinguish it from that of a British officer. No man
inexperienced in disguise would dream of choosing it; for the
simple reason that it would not seem to him disguise enough. Yet
Grim now looked so exactly like somebody else that it was hard to
believe he was the same man who had been in the room ten minutes
before. His mimicry of the Syrian military walk—blended of
pride and desire not to seem proud—was perfect.
"I'm now staff-captain Ali Mirza of Feisul's army," he announced.
"Ali Mirza a man notorious for his anti-British rancor, but
supposed to be down here just now on a diplomatic mission. I've
been seen about the streets like this for the last two days. But
say: that doctor is a long time on the way."
He went to the telephone, but did not call the hospital; that
would have been too direct and possibly too secret.
"Give me Headquarters—yes—who's that?—never mind who's
speaking—say: I can't get the military hospital—something wrong
with the wire—will you call Major Templeton and say that Major
Grim has had an accident—yes, Grim—compound fracture of the
thigh—very serious—ask him to go at once to Major Grim's
quarters—thanks—that's all." He returned to the fireplace and
stood watching me meditatively for several minutes.
"If you deceive Templeton, you'll do," he said at last. "Wait
a minute."
He went to the desk and scribbled something in Arabic on a sheet
of paper, sealed that in a blank envelope, and handed it to me.
"Hide it. You've two separate and quite distinct tasks, each
more important and, in a way, dangerous than the other. The
principal danger is to me, not you. If they spot you, my
number's as good as hoisted from that minute. You mustn't kid
yourself you're safe for one second until the last card has
been played."
"Who are 'they'?"
"I'm coming to that. Your first job is to make it possible for
me to get the confidence of one or two of these conspirators.
You're a deaf-and-dumb man—stone deaf—with a message for staff-
captain Ali Mirza, which you will only deliver to him in person.
Suliman does the talking. You say nothing. You simply refuse to
hand your message over to any one but me. They'll appreciate why
a deaf and dumb man should be chosen for treasonable business.
But perhaps you're scared—maybe you'd rather reconsider it?
It's not too late."
I snorted.
"All right. These conspirators meet at Djemal's coffee shop on
David Street. They talk to one another in French, because the
proprietor and the other frequenters of the place only know
Arabic. You know French and Arabic enough to understand a
sentence here and there, so keep your ears wide open. I shan't
show up until a Sikh named Narayan Singh tells me that a certain
Noureddin Ali is in there. He's the bird I'm after. He's a
dirty little murderer, and I'm going to be right pleasant to him.
"You may have to sit in the place all day waiting for me; but
wait until after midnight if you must. Sooner or later Noureddin
Ali is bound to show up. I shall be hard after him. If they
offer you food, take it. Eat with your fingers. Eat like a pig.
Lick the plate, if you like. The nearer mad you seem to be, the
safer you are. After I get there, hang around until I give you
money. Then beat it."
"Where to? I can't go to my room at the hotel in this disguise."
"I've thought of that. You know Cosmopolitan Oil Davey, of
course? He lives at the hotel. I'll get word to him that he may
expect a messenger from me after dark tonight. He'll leave word
with the porter downstairs, who'll take you to Davey's room. You
can tell Davey absolutely anything. He's white."
"Well, I think I can execute that maneuver. What's task
number two?"
"To sit on the TNT! But one thing at a time is enough. Let's
attend to this one first. Ah! Here comes Templeton!"
"Damn you, Grim!" said a calm voice in the doorway. A tall, lean
man in major's uniform with the blue tabs of the medical staff
strode in. He had the dried-out look of the Sudan, added to the
self-reliance that comes of deciding life and death issues at a
moment's notice.
"The hospital is crowded with patients, and here you immobilize
me for half a morning. I can't pretend to set a compound
fracture in ten minutes, you know! Why couldn't you break your
neck and have me sign a death certificate?"
"Didn't occur to me," said Grim. "But never mind, doc. You need
a rest. Here's tobacco, lots to read, and an armchair. Lock
yourself in and be happy."
"Who's this?" asked Templeton, looking down at me.
"Deaf and dumb poor devil, earning a few piastres by working for
the Intelligence."
"Spy, eh? He looks fit for honest work if he had all his
faculties. Is he dumb as well as deaf, or because he's deaf?"
"Dunno," said Grim. "He never speaks."
"Perhaps I can do something for him. Suppose you leave him here
with me. I can give him a thorough examination instead of
wasting my time here."
"He's got a job of work to do right now," said Grim.
"Does he know the sign language? Have you any way of telling him
to come and see me at the hospital?"
"I give him written instructions in Arabic."
"That so? I'll look at his ears—tell you in a minute whether
it's worth while to come to me."
He took my head between strong, authoritative hands and tilted
it sidewise.
"Hello! What's this?"
The Arab head-dress I was wearing shifted and showed
non-Arab symptoms.
"Open that bag of mine, will you, Grim, and pass me that big pair
of forceps you'll find wrapped in oiled paper on top of
everything. There's something I can attend to here at once."
It was an uncomfortable moment. Grim never cracked a smile. He
dug out the instrument of torture and gave it to Templeton. But
there were two points that occurred to me, in addition to the
knowledge that nothing whatever was the matter with my ear.
Doctors in good standing, who are usually gentlemen, don't
operate without permission; and the forceps were much too big
for any such purpose. So I sat still.
"Um-m-m! What he really needs is a red-hot needle run down close
to the ear-drum. It wouldn't take five minutes, or hurt him—
much. After that I think he'd be able to hear perfectly.
Suppose we try."
"I can wait ten minutes yet," Grim answered.
"Very well. I've a platinum needle in the bag. I'll get out the
spirit-lamp and we'll soon see. To be candid with you, I don't
believe the man's any more deaf than you or I."
"If you run a hot needle through the lobe of his ear well
find out whether he can really talk or not," said Grim in
his pleasantest voice. "If he's shamming I don't mind.
What we need in this service is a man who can endure without
betraying himself."
"Well, we'll soon see."
I began to hate Grim pretty cordially. I hated him more when
Suliman came in, dressed for the street in a rather dirty cotton
smock, with a turban in place of his fez. He told the boy to
hold the wooden handle of a paper-knife behind my ear to prevent
the hot needle from going too far on its sizzling journey.
It didn't seem to me the way to reciprocate volunteer secret
service. Suliman's grin at the prospect of seeing a man
tortured was enough to provoke murder. I brushed the boy aside,
fly-fashion, got up, crossed the room, and sat down again in
the corner.
"Good enough!" laughed Grim. "You'll do."
"Yes, I think he'll do," agreed Templeton.
But I took no notice. I had seen too many games lost and won
with the last card. Templeton looked down at Suliman:
"Tell him the game's over. He may talk now."
"Mafish mukhkh!" [No brains!] the boy answered, grinning and
tapping his own forehead. "Magnoon!" [Mad!]
"I think I can trust them both," said Grim, smiling in my
direction. "All right, old man; time out! If you'd spoken once
there'd have been nothing more between you and a life of safety
and respectability!"
"Whereas," said Templeton, "you may now be unsafe and an outlaw
and enjoy yourself! Are you sure they haven't marked him?" he
asked Grim.
"Sure! Why should they suspect a tourist? But I've taken
precautions. Word is on the way to the hotel to forward all his
mail to Jaffa until further notice." He laughed at me again. "I
hope you're not expecting important letters!"
Suliman had evidently been well schooled in advance, for at a nod
from Grim he came over and took my hand, as if I were blind in
addition to the other supposed infirmities. He led me out by a
back-door, across a yard into an alley, which we followed as far
as a main road and then turned toward the Jaffa Gate. Looking
back once I saw Grim in his Shereefian uniform striding along
behind us; but where the road forked he took the other turning.
There is contentment in walking disguised through crowded
streets, even when you are in tow of eight-year-old iniquity that
regards you as a lump of baggage to be pushed this and that way.
Suliman plainly considered me a rank outsider, only admitted into
the game on sufferance. Having said I was "magnoon" he lived up
to the assertion, and warned people to make way for me if they
did not want to be bitten and go mad, too; so as a general rule
I received a pretty wide berth. But it was fun, in spite of
Suliman. It was like seeing the world through a peep-hole. Men
and women you knew went by without suspecting they were
recognized, and in a puzzling sort of way the world, that had
been your world yesterday, seemed now to belong wholly to other
people, while you lived in a new sphere of your own.
We had to go slowly as we approached the Jaffa Gate, for the
crowd was dense there, and a line of Sikhs was drawn across the
gap where the street passes through the city wall. It was the
gap the Turks once made by tearing down the wall to let the
Kaiser through, when he made that famous meek and humble
pilgrimage of his. The Sikhs were searching all comers for
weapons, and we had to wait our turn.
Outside the gate, on the left-hand as you faced it, was the usual
line of boot-blacks—the only cheap thing left in Jerusalem—a
motley two dozen of ex-Turkish soldiers, recently fighting the
British gamely in the last ditch, and now blacking their boots
with equal gusto, for rather higher pay. Some of them still wore
Turkish uniforms. Two or three were redheaded and blue-eyed, and
almost certainly descended from Scotch crusaders. (The whole
wide world bears witness that when the Scots went soldiering they
were efficient in more ways than one.)
The rest of the crowd were mainly peasantry with basket-loads of
stuff for market; but there was a liberal sprinkling among them
of all the odds and ends of the Levant, with a Jew here and
there, the inevitable Russian priest, and a dozen odd lots,
of as many nationalities, whom it would have been difficult
to classify.
And there was Police Constable Bedreddin Shah. You could not
have missed noticing him, although I did not learn his name until
afterwards. He came swaggering down the Jaffa Road with all the
bullying arrogance of the newly enlisted Arab policeman. He
shoved me aside, calling me a name that a drunken donkey-driver
would hesitate to apply to a dog in the gutter. He was on his
way to the lock-up that stands just inside the gate, and I wished
him a year in it.
As he plunged into the crowd that checked and surged immediately
in front of the line of Sikhs, a small man in Arab costume with
the lower part of his face well covered by the kaffiyi,* rushed
out from the corner behind the bootblacks and drove a long knife
home to the hilt between the policeman's shoulder-blades. I
wasn't shocked. I wasn't even sorry. [*Head-dress that hangs
down over the shoulders.]
Bedreddin Shah shrieked and fell forward. Blood gushed from the
wound. The crowd surged in curiously, and then fell back before
the advancing Sikhs. A British officer who had heard the
victim's cry came spurring his horse into the crowd from inside
the gate. In his effort to get near the victim he only added to
the confusion.
The murderer, who seemed in no particular hurry, dodged quietly
in and out among the swarm of bewildered peasants, and in thirty
seconds had utterly disappeared. A minute later I saw Grim
offering his services as interpreter and stooping over the dying
man to try to catch the one word he was struggling to repeat.
"Windy bellies without hearts in them."
Djemal's coffee shop is run by a Turkish gentleman whose real
name is Yussuf. One name, and the shorter the better, had been
plenty in the days when Djemal Pasha ran Jerusalem with iron
ruthlessness, and consequent success of a certain sort. When
Djemal was the Turkish Governor, every proprietor of every kind
of shop had to stand in the doorway at attention whenever Djemal
passed, and woe betide the laggard!
It would not have paid any one, in those days, to name any sort
of shop after Djemal Pasha. Even the provider of the rope that
throttled the offender would have made no profit, because the
rope would simply have been looted from the nearest store.
The hangman would have been the nearest soldier, whose pay
was already two years in arrears. So Yussuf's own name done
in Turkish characters used to stand over the door before the
British came.
It was Djemal Pasha's considered judgment that Yussuf cooked the
best coffee in Jerusalem. So whenever the despot was in the city
he conferred on Yussuf the inestimable privilege of supplying him
with coffee at odd moments, under threat of the bastinado if the
stuff were not suitably sweet and hot. The only money that ever
changed hands in that connection was when the tax-gatherer came
down on Yussuf for an extra levy, because of the added trade that
conceivably might be expected to accrue through the advertisement
obtained by serving such an exalted customer. The tax-gatherer
also threatened the bastinado; and as the man who likes that
punishment, or who could soften the heart of a Turkish tax
assessor, has yet to be discovered, Yussuf invariably paid.
But when Allenby conquered Palestine between bouts of trying to
tame his Australians, and Djemal Pasha scooted hot-foot into
exile with a two-hundred-woman harem packed in lorries at his
rear, Yussuf remembered that old adage about better late than
never. He put Djemal's name on the stone arch of the narrow door
near the foot of David Street. He did it partly out of the
disrespect that a small dog feels for a big one that is now on
chain; but he was not overlooking the business value of it.
The first result was that he did quite a lot of trade with
British officers, who came primarily because they were sick of
eating sand and bully-beef, and drinking sand and tepid water in
the desert. Later they flocked there by way of paying indirect
homage to a governor who, whatever his obvious demerits, had at
any rate never been answered back or thwarted with impunity.
(There was a time, after the capture of Jerusalem, when if the
British army could have voted on it, Djemal Pasha would have been
brought back and given a free hand.)
But the officers began to discover that Yussuf was charging them
four or five times the proper price. The seniors objected
promptly, and deserted, to the inexpressible delight of the
subalterns; but even the under-paid extravagant youths grew
tired of extortion after a month or two, and Yussuf had to look
elsewhere for customers.
Yussuf did some thinking behind that genial Turkish mask of his.
Competition was keen. There are more coffee shops in Jerusalem
than hairs on a hog's back, and the situation, down near the
bottom of that narrow thoroughfare in the shadow of an ancient
arch, did not lend itself to drawing crowds.
But there were others in Jerusalem besides the British officers
who yearned for Djemal's rule again; and, unlike the irreverent
men in khaki, they did not dare to voice their feelings in
public. All the old political grafters, and all the would-be new
ones savagely resented a regime under which bribery was not
permitted; and, as always happens sooner or later, they began to
show a tendency to meet in certain places, where they might talk
violence without risk of incurring it.
So Yussuf permitted a rumour to gain ground that he, too, was a
malcontent and that the British had deserted his coffee shop for
that reason. He gave out that Djemal Pasha's name over the door
stood for reaction and political intrigue. So his place began to
be frequented by effendis in tarboosh and semi-European clothes,
who could chew the cud of bitterness aloud between walls that the
crusaders had built four feet thick. The only entrance was
through the narrow front door, where Yussuf inspected every
visitor before admitting him.
So Yussuf's "Cafe Djemal Pasha" was the place to go to for
politics, of the red-hot, death-and-dynamite order that would
make Lenin and Trotsky sound like small-town sports. But first
you had to get by Yussuf at the door.
Suliman led me by the hand down David Street, through the smelly-
yelly moil of flies and barter, past the meat and vegetable
stalls, beneath the crusader arches from which Jewish women
peered through trellised windows, across three transversing lanes
of the ancient suku,* and halted at Yussuf's door. [*Bazaar]
He rapped on it three times. When Yussuf's wrinkled face
appeared at last Suliman demanded to see Staff-Captain Ali Mirza.
Yussuf's blood-shot eyes peered at me for a long time before he
asked a question.
"Atrash!—akras!—majnoon!!" [Deaf!—Dumb!—Mad!!] said Suliman.
Describing me as mad seemed to give him particular delight. He never
overlooked a chance of doing it.
"Staff-Captain Ali Mirza is not here. What should a Madman want
with him?"
"He is not very mad—only stupid. He carries a message for
the captain."
"But the captain is not here. He has not been here."
"He will come."
"How should a deaf-and-dumb man deliver a message?"
"It is in writing."
"Very well. He may leave the writing with me. If the captain
comes I will deliver it."
"No. The message is from Esh-Sham (Damascus). He will give it
only into the captain's own hand."
"What is your name?"
"Suliman."
"What is his?"
"God knows! He came with another man by train; and the other
man, who is much more mad than this one, gave me five piastres to
bring this one to your kahwi!" [Coffe-pot]
Yussuf shut the door, and discussed the proposition with his
customers. At the end of two or three minutes his head
appeared again.
"You say Staff-Captain Ali Mirza is expected here?"
"So said the man at the station."
"What do you know of Staff-Captain Ali Mirza?"
"Nothing."
Once more the door closed and I could hear the murmur of
voices inside—but only a confused murmur, for the door was
thick. When it opened again two other heads were peering
from behind Yussuf's.
"Has he money?" he asked.
"Kif? Ma indi khabar!" [How should I know?]
Yussuf opened the door wide and made a sign for me to enter. He
seemed in two minds whether to let Suliman come in with me or
not, but finally admitted him with a gruff admonition to keep
still in one place and not talk.
The place was fairly full. It was a square room, with one window
high in the wall on David Street. Around three sides, including
that on which was the front door, ran a wooden seat furnished
with thin cushions. Facing the front door was another one
leading to a dark hole in the rear, where pots were washed and
rice was boiled; beside that door, occupying most of the length
of the fourth wall, was a thing like an altar of dressed stone,
on which the coffee was prepared in dozens of little copper pots.
The benches being pretty well occupied, I was about to squat down
on the floor, but they made room for me close to the front door,
so I squatted on the corner of the bench and tucked my legs under
me. Suliman dropped down on the floor in front of me with his
head about level with my knees.
The other occupants of the room were all Syrian Arabs—not a
Bedouin among them. All of them wore more or less European
clothing, with the inevitable tarboosh, each set at a different
angle. You can guess the mentality of the Syrian by the angle of
that red Islamic symbol he wears on his head. The black tassel
normally hangs behind, and the steady-going conservatives and all
who take their religion seriously, wear the inverted flower-pot-
shaped affair as nearly straight up as the cranium permits.
But once let a Syrian take up new politics, join the Young Turk
Party, forswear religion, or grow cynical about accepted
doctrine, and the angle of his tarboosh shows it, just as surely
as the angle of the London Cockney's "bowler" betrays irreverence
and the New York gangster's "lid" expresses self-contempt
disguised as self-esteem.
The head-gears were set at every possible angle in that coffee-
shop of Yussuf's, from the backward tilt of the breezy optimist
to the far-forward thrust down over the eye of malignant
cynicism, which usually went with folded arms, legs thrust out
straight, and heels together on the floor.
Yussuf brought me coffee without waiting to be asked. I paid him
a half-piastre for it, which is half the proper price, and
utterly ignored his expostulation. He touched me on the
shoulder, displayed the coin in the palm of his hand and went
through a prodigious pantomime. I did not even try to appear
interested. He ordered Suliman to explain to me.
"Mafish mukhkh!" said the boy, touching his own forehead.
My real motive was to act as differently as possible from the
white man, who always pays twice what he should. By establishing
the suggestion of accustomed meanness, I hoped to offset any
breaks I might make presently. Spies, and people of that kind,
usually have plenty of money for their needs, so that by acting
the part of a man unused to spending except in minute driblets I
stood a better chance of not being detected.
But I was in luck. I have often noticed, so that it has become
almost an article of creed with me, that luck invariably breaks
that way. It almost never turns up blind. You sit down and wait
for luck, and it all goes to the other fellow. But start to use
your wits, even clumsily, and the luck comes along and squanders
itself on you.
"He is certainly from Damascus," laughed one of the customers.
"The price is a half-piastre in Damascus at the meaner shops."
I did not know anything about Damascus then—had never been
there; but from that minute it never entered the mind of one of
those men to doubt that Damascus was my home-city, so easily
satisfied by trifling suggestions is the unscientific human.
Yussuf went back to his charcoal stove grumbling to himself
in Turkish.
But there was still one question in doubt. They seemed satisfied
that I was really deaf and dumb, but in that land of countless
mission schools and alien speech there is always a chance that
even children know a word or two of French. They tested Suliman
with simple questions, such as who was his mother and where was
he born; but he did not need to act that part, he was utterly
ignorant of French.
So they proceeded to ignore the two of us and turn their
political acrimony loose in French, discussing the maddest, most
unmoral schemes with the gusto of small boys playing pirates.
There seemed to be almost as many rival political parties as men
in the room. The only approach to unity was when they agreed to
accuse and destroy. As for constructive agreement, they had
none, and every one's suggestion for improvement was sneered at
by all the rest. They were not even agreed about the Zionists,
except hating them; they quarreled about what would be the
best way to take advantage of them before wiping them out
of existence.
But they all saw exquisite humour in the item of news that
Eisernstein had taken so to heart.
"That was Noureddin Ali's idea! He is a genius! To accuse the
Zionists of offering two million pounds for the Dome of the
Rock—ah! who else could have thought of it! The story has spread
all through Jerusalem, and is on its way to the villages. In two
days it will be common gossip from Damascus to Beersheba. In a
week it will be known from end to end of Egypt; then Arabia;
then India! Ho! When the Indian Moslems get the news—the
Indian troops in Palestine will send it by mail—then what a
furor! Then what anger! That was finesse! That was true
statesmanship! Never was a shrewder genius than Noureddin Ali!"
"Don't shout his name too loud," said somebody. "The
Administration suspects him already."
"Bah! Who in this room is a friend of the Administration? The
Administrator is a broken shard; the British will summon him
home for inefficiency. Besides, there is only one man in
Jerusalem of whom Noureddin is in the least afraid—that Major
Grim, the American. And whoever would give the price of a cup of
coffee for a lease of the life of Major Grim in the circumstances
would do better to toss the money to the first beggar he meets!"
"Hssh!"
"Hah! All the same, I would not choose to be Noureddin's enemy."
"There is another one who will share that opinion—or so I have
heard. I was told that Bedreddin Shah, a recent recruit in the
police, stumbled by accident on certain evidence and demanded a
huge sum for silence. Hee-hee! How much will anybody give
Bedreddin Shah for his prospect?"
"Hssh!"
"What did Bedreddin Shah discover?"
"Nobody knows."
"You mean nobody will tell."
"The same thing."
"How long could a secret be kept in Jerusalem, if you people were
informed of what is going on? You are good for propaganda, that
is all! You can talk—Allah! how you all talk! But as for doing
anything, or keeping a secret until a thing is done, you are no
better than magpies."
The last speaker was a rather fat man, over in the corner by the
scullery door. He had a nose like Sultan Abdul Hamid's and
large, elongated eyes that looked capable of seeing things on
either side of him while he stared straight forward. Even in
that dark corner you could see they had the alligator-hue that
one associates with cruelty. He had the massive shoulders and
forward-stooping position as he sat cross-legged on the seat that
suggest deliberate purpose devoid of hurry.
They all resented what he said, but none seemed disposed to
quarrel with him. One or two remonstrated mildly, but he ignored
their remarks, busying himself with digging out a cigarette from
a gold case set with jewels; after he had lighted it very
thoughtfully and examined the end once or twice to make sure that
it burned just right, he let it hang between his lips in a way
that accentuated the angle of his bulbous nose. You wondered
whether he owned a harem, and what the ladies thought of him.
"Will you sit and brag in here all day?" he asked after a few
minutes. "Yussuf must be getting rich, you sip so much coffee.
It is not particularly good for Yussuf to get rich; it will make
him lazy, as most of you are."
The chattering had ceased, although there were several attempts
to break that uncomfortable silence with inane remarks. His
ravenish, unpleasant voice seemed to act on the company like a
chill wind, depriving treason of its warm sociableness but
leaving in the sting.
"I said you are good for propaganda," he resumed, tossing away
ash with a reflective air. "But even that has no value within
four walls. If Noureddin Ali should come and learn from me how
much talking has been done in here, and how little done outside,
I can imagine he will not be pleased. Are there no other
kahawi?* Why is that story about the Zionists and their offer to
buy the Dome of Rock not being spread diligently? You like the
safety of this place with its four thick walls. But I tell you
the jackal has to leave his hole to hunt." [*Coffee-shops]
They did not like taking orders, even when they were expressed
more or less indirectly; no follower of the new political
freedom does like it, for it rather upsets the new conceit. But
he evidently knew his politicians, and they him. They got up one
by one and made for the door, each offering a different excuse
designed to cover up obedience under a cloak of snappy independence.
Not one of them drew a retort from him, or as much as a farewell nod.
When the last one was gone, and the process took up all of half-
an-hour, he sat and looked down his nose at me for several
minutes without speaking. You could have guessed just as easily
what an alligator was thinking about, and I tried to emulate him,
pretending to go off into the brown study that the Turks call
kaif, out of which it is considered bad manners to disturb your
best friend, let alone a stranger. But manners proved to be no
barrier in his case.
He began talking to me in Arabic—directly at me, slowly and
deliberately, but I did not understand very much of it and it was
not difficult to pretend I did not hear. However, Suliman was in
different case; the boy began to get very restless under the
monolog, and I tugged at his back hair more than once to remind
him of the part he had to play.
Discovering that the Arabic took no effect on me, the alligator
person changed to French.
"They speak French in Damascus. I know you are not deaf. You
are a spy. I know your name. I know what your business was
before you came here. I know why you want to see the staff-
captain. You have a letter for him; I know what is in it. No
use trying to deceive me; I have ways of my own of discovering
things. Do you know what happens to spies who refuse to answer
my questions? They are attended to. Quite simple. They receive
attention. Nobody hears of them again.
"There are drains in Jerusalem—big, dark, smelly, ancient, full
of rats—very useful drains. You think the Staff-Captain Ali
Mirza will protect you. At a word from me he will make the
request that you receive immediate attention. You will disappear
down a drain, where even Allah will forget that you ever existed.
Staff-Captain Ali Mirza is my old friend. Better let me see
that letter."
I felt like laughing at the drain threats although Suliman was
still shivering from the effect of the earlier Arabic version.
But the statement that he knew the real Ali Mirza might be true,
in which case Grim's disguise was not going to last long.
However, the fact that he had not yet seen through my disguise
was some comfort. The wish being father of the thought, I
decided he was bluffing first and last. But he had not finished
yet. He tried me in English.
"The captain will give that letter to me in any case. It is
intended for me. I have other business now, and wish to save
time, so give it to me at once. Here, I will give you ten
piastres for it."
He pulled out a purse and unfolded a ten-piastre note. I took no
notice. He shook it for me to see, and I awoke like a pelican at
the sight of fish.
"Yours for that letter," he said, shaking it again.
I nudged Suliman and nodded to him. He crossed the room, seized
the ten-piastre note, and brought it back to me. I stowed it
away under my shirt.
"Come, now give me the letter."
I took utterly no notice, so he turned his attention to Suliman
again, and resumed in Arabic.
"Feel in his pocket and find the letter."
"I'm afraid," the boy answered.
"Of what? Of him? I will protect you. Take the letter from
him."
Suliman chose to play the small boy, as he could very well indeed
when nothing could be gained by being devilish and ultra-grown-
up. He shook his head and grinned sheepishly.
"Has he any weapons?" was the next question.
"Ma indi khabar." [I don't know.]
Evidently assault and battery was to be the next item on the
program. He had not the eyes or the general air of a man who
will part with ten piastres for nothing. He called to Yussuf,
who came hurrying out of the scullery place. They held a
whispered conference, and Yussuf nodded; then he came over to
the front door and locked it, removing the key.
"Tell him to hand over that letter!" he ordered Suliman.
"Mafish mukhkh!" said the boy, tapping his forehead once more.
Suliman's notion was the right one after all—at any rate the
only one available. Old alligator rolled off his perch and
started for me. Yussuf timed his own assault to correspond.
They would have landed on me simultaneously, if Suliman had not
reminded me that madness is a safe passport nearly anywhere in
the East.
So I went stark, raving mad that minute. I once spent a night in
the room of an epileptic who had delirium tremens, and learned a
lot from him; some of it came to mind just when I needed it. If
ever a man got ten piastres' worth of unexpected side-show it was
that old Syrian with the alligator eyes. By the time I was quite
out of breath there wasn't a cushion or a coffee-pot fit for
business. Suliman was standing out of reach on the bench in a
corner yelling with laughter, while the two men struggled to get
through the scullery door, which was too narrow to admit them
both at once. I earned that ten piastres. By the same token
I did not let the kaffiyi fall off my head and betray my
western origin.
Unable to think up any more original motions, and having breath
for none, I sat on the floor and spat repeatedly, having seen a
madman do that on the Hebron Road and get feared, if not
respected for it. There seems to be a theory prevalent in that
part of the world that the sputum of a madman is contagious.
But I overdid it. Most amateurs do overdo things.
They got so afraid that they decided to put me out into the
street at all costs, where those enemies of society, the police,
might demonstrate their ingenuity. Yussuf made a dash for the
front door, and I suppose he would have called in help and ended
my share in the adventure, if something had not happened.
The "something" was Noureddin Ali very much something in his
own opinion.
"Why didn't you open the door sooner?" he demanded. "I have been
knocking for two minutes."
He watched Yussuf lock the door again behind him, and then eyed
the disheveled room with amused curiosity. He was a rat-faced
little man dressed in a black silk jacket, worsted pants and
brown boots, with the inevitable tarboosh set at an angle of
sheer impudence—a man at least fifty years old by the look of
him, but full of that peppery vigor that so often clings to
little men in middle life. On the whole he looked more like a
school-teacher, or a lawyer then a conspirator; but Yussuf
addressed him with great deference as "Noureddin Ali Bey," and
even old alligator-eyes became obsequious.
Both Yussuf and the other man began explaining the situation to
him in rapid-fire Arabic. I, meanwhile, recovering from the fit
as fast as I dared and trying to remember how to do it.
Noureddin Ali was plainly for having me thrown out, until they
mentioned the name of Staff-Captain Ali Mirza; at that he tried
to cross-examine Suliman at great length, but could get nothing
out of him. Suliman had evidently overheard Grim talking about
Noureddin Ali, and was very much afraid of him.
"All right," Noureddin Ali said at last. "No more business
today, Yussuf. Keep the door locked, but admit the captain. We
must find out what this message is about."
Yussuf went to tidying up the place, while Noureddin Ali and the
alligator person talked excitedly in low tones in the corner near
the scullery door. I lay on the floor with one eye open,
expecting Grim every minute; but it must have been four in the
afternoon before he came, and all that while, with only short
intervals for food and coffee, Noureddin Ali and the other man
talked steadily, discussing over and over again the details of
some plan.
Shortly after midday Suliman began to whimper for food. Yussuf
produced a mess of rice and mutton, of which the two Syrians ate
enormously before giving any to the boy; then they put what was
left in the dish on the floor in front of me, pretty much in the
way you feed a dog, and I hate to remember what I did to it.
It is enough that I did not overlook Grim's advice to eat
like a lunatic, and however suspicious of me Noureddin Ali
might otherwise have been he was satisfied at the end of
that performance.
Several people tried the door, and some of them made signals on
it but Yussuf had a peep-hole where one of the heavy iron nails
had been removed, and after a cautious squint through it at each
arrival he proceeded to ignore them. One man thundered on the
door for several minutes, but was allowed to go away without as
much as a word of explanation.
That was the first incident that made me feel quite sure
Nourreddin Ali was in fear of the police. All the time the
thundering was going on he glanced furtively about him like a rat
in a trap. I saw him feel for a weapon under his arm-pit. When
the noise ceased and the impatient visitor went away he sighed
with relief. The place was certainly a trap; there was no back
way out of it.
When Grim came at last he knocked quietly, and waited in silence
while Yussuf applied his eye to the nail-hole. When he entered,
the only surprising thing about him seemed to me the thinness of
his disguise. In the morning, when I had seen him change in ten
minutes from West to East, it had seemed perfect; but, having
looked for him so long with the Syrian disguise in mind, it
seemed impossible now that any one could be deceived by it. He
was at no pains to keep the kaffiyi thing close to his face,
and I held my breath, expecting to see Noureddin Ali denounce
him instantly.
But nothing of that sort happened. Grim sat down, thrust his
legs out in front of him, leaned back and called for coffee. It
was obvious at once that the alligator person had been lying when
he boasted of knowing Staff-Captain Ali Mirza, for he made no
effort to claim acquaintance or to denounce him as an impostor.
But he nodded to Suliman, and Suliman came over and nudged me.
I let the boy go through a lot of pantomimic argument before
admitting that I understood, but finally I crossed the room to
Grim and offered him the envelope. He looked surprised, examined
the outside curiously, spoke to me, shrugged his shoulders when I
did not answer, tossed a question or two to Suliman, shrugged
again and tore the letter open. Then his face changed, and he
glanced to right and left of him as if afraid of being seen. He
stuffed the letter into his tunic pocket and I went back to the
corner by the front door.
Yussuf was pottering about, still rearranging all the pots and
furniture that I had scattered, but his big ears projected
sidewise and suggested that he might have another motive.
However, it was a simple matter to evade his curiosity by talking
French, and Noureddin All could contain himself no longer.
"Pardon me, sir? Staff-Captain Ali Mirza?"
Grim nodded suspiciously.
"I have heard of you. We have all heard of you. We are proud to
see you in Jerusalem. We wish all success to your efforts on
behalf of Mustapha Kemal, the great Turkish Nationalist leader.
Our prayer is that he may light such a fire in Anatolia as shall
spread in one vast conflagration throughout the East!"
"Who are you?" asked Grim suspiciously. (Evidently the real Ali
Mirza had a reputation for gruff manners.)
"Noureddin Ali Bey. It may be you have heard of me. I am not
without friends in Damascus."
"Oh, are you Noureddin Ali?" Grim's attitude thawed appreciably.
"We have been looking for more action and less talk from you. I
made an excuse to visit Jerusalem and discover how much fire
there is under this smoke of boasting."
"Fire! Ha-ha! That is the right word! There is a camouflage of
talk, but under it—Aha! You shall see!"
"Or is that more talk?"
"We are not all talkers. Wait and see!"
"Oh, more waiting? Has Mustapha Kemal Pasha waited in Anatolia?
Has he not set you all an example of deeds without words? Am I
to wait here indefinitely in Jerusalem to take him news of deeds
that will never happen?"
"Not indefinitely, my dear captain! And this time there will
really be a deed that will please even such a rigorous lover of
action as Mustapha Kemal!"
Grim shrugged his shoulders again.
"I leave for Damascus at dawn," he said cynically. "I don't care
to be mocked there for bringing news of promises. We have had
too many of those barren mares. I shall say that I have found
everything here is sterile—the talk abortive—the men mere windy
bellies without hearts in them!"
"I'll have nothing to do with it!"
Noureddin Ali was pained and upset. Grim had pricked his
conceit—had sent thrust home where he kept his susceptibilities.
He blinked, peered this and that way, exchanged glances with the
alligator person, and then tucked his legs up under him.
"In me you see a doer!" he announced. He looked the part. His
lean, pointed nose and beady little eyes were of the interfering,
meddling type. You could not imagine him, like the yellow-eyed
ruminant next to him, sitting and waiting ruthlessly for things
to happen. Noureddin Ali looked more likely to go out and
be ruthless.
"So they all say!" Grim retorted.
"Some one should forewarn them in Damascus what a deed will occur
here presently. Above all, word should reach Mustapha Kemal, in
Anatolia, as soon as possible, so that he may be ready to act."
"All day long," said Grim, "I have wandered about Jerusalem,
listening to this and that rumour of something that may happen.
But I have not found one man who can tell me a fact."
"That is because you did not meet me. I am—hee-hee! I am the
father of facts. You say you leave for Damascus at dawn? You
are positive? I could tell you facts that would put a sudden end
to my career if they were spread about Jerusalem!"
"That is the usual boast of men who desire credit in the eyes of
the Nationalist Party," Grim retorted.
"I see you are skeptical. That is a wise man's attitude, but I
must be cautious, for my life is at stake. Now—how do you
propose to leave Jerusalem? There is no train for Damascus at
dawn tomorrow."
"I am on a diplomatic mission," answered Grim. "The
Administration have placed a car at my disposal to take me as far
as the border."
"Ah! And tonight? Where will you be tonight?"
"Why?"
"Because I propose to make a disclosure. And—ah—hee-hee!—you
would like to live, I take it, and not be sent back to Damascus
in a coffin? I have—ah—some assistants who—hee-hee!—would
watch your movements. If you were to betray me afterwards to the
Administration, there would remain at least—the satisfaction—
of—you understand me?—the certainty that you would suffer
for it!"
Grim laughed dryly.
"I shall be at the hotel," he answered. "In bed. Asleep. The
car comes before dawn."
"That is sufficient. I shall know how to take essential
precautions. Now—you think I am a man of words, not deeds? You
were near the Jaffa Gate this morning, for I saw you there. You
saw a man killed—a policeman, name Bedreddin. That was an
unwise underling, who stumbled by accident on a clue to what I
shall tell you presently. He had the impudence to try to
blackmail me—me, of all people! You saw him killed. But did
you see who killed him? I—I killed him, with this right hand!
You do not believe? You think, perhaps, I lack the strength for
such a blow? Look here, where the force of it broke my skin on
the handle of the knife! Now, am I a man of words, not deeds?"
"You want me to report to Mustapha Kemal that all the
accomplishment in Jerusalem amounts to one policeman killed?"
"No, no! You mistake my meaning. My point is that having proved
to you I am a ruthless man of action, I am entitled to be
believed when I tell you what next I intend to do."
"Well—I listen."
"There is going to be—hee-hee!—an explosion!"
"Where? When? Of what?"
"In Jerusalem, within a day or two, and of what? Why, of high
explosive, what else?"
"Much good an explosion in this city will do Mustapha Kemal!"
Grim grumbled. "You may kill a few beggars and break some
windows. The British will double the guards afterward at all the
city gates, and that will be the end of it; except that some of
you, who perhaps may escape being thrown into jail, will apply to
Mustapha Kemal for high commissions in his army on the strength
of it! Great doings! Mustapha Kemal will have no bastinadoed."
"Hee-hee! You are going to be surprised. What would you say to
an explosion, for instance, that destroyed the Dome of the Rock?"
"That might accomplish results."
"Hee-hee! You admit it! An explosion to be blamed on the
Zionists, who must afterward be protected by the British from the
mob! Would that not set India on fire?"
"It might help. But who is to do it?"
"You see the doer before you! I will do it."
"If I thought such a thing was really going to take place—"
"You would think that news worth carrying, eh? You would hurry
to Damascus, wouldn't you? And let me assure you, my dear
captain, speed is essential. There are reasons why the explosion
has not yet occurred—reasons of detail and difficulties to be
overcome. But now there is little further prospect of delay.
Everything is nearly ready. The explosive is not yet in place,
but is at hand. The authorities suspect nothing. There remains
only a little excavation work, and then—hee-hee!—nothing to do
but choose the hour when hundreds are in the mosque. Houp-la!
Up she goes. Does not the idea appeal to you?"
"Sensational—very," Grim admitted.
"Ah! But the utmost must be made of the sensation. Men must be
ready in Damascus to stir public feeling on the strength of it.
Word must go to Mustapha Kemal to strike hard while the iron is
hot. There must be reprisals everywhere. Blood must flow.
"The Europeans, French as well as British, must be goaded into
making rash mistakes that will further inflame the populace. It
must be shouted from the house-tops that the Jews have blown up a
Moslem sacred place, and that the British are protecting them.
There must be a true jihad* proclaimed against all non-Moslems
almost simultaneously everywhere. Do you understand now how
swiftly you must travel to Damascus?" [*Holy war.]
Grim nodded. "Yet these foreigners are cunning," he said
doubtfully. "Are you sure your plan is not suspected?"
"Quite sure. There was one man—a cursed interfering jackanapes
of an American, whom they all call Jimgrim, of whom I was afraid.
He is clever. He goes snooping here and there, and knows how to
disguise himself. But he fell downstairs this morning and broke
his thigh in two places. If anything could make me religious,
that would! If I were not a nationalist, I would say 'Glory
to God, and blessed be His Prophet, who has smitten him whom
we feared!"'
"That broken leg might be a trick to put you off your guard,"
Grim suggested pleasantly.
"No. I made secret enquiries. He is in great pain. He may lose
the leg. The doctor who has charge of the case is a Major
Templeton, an irritable person and, like most of the English, too
big a fool to deceive anybody. No, luckily for Mister Jimgrim it
is not a trick. Otherwise he would have shared the fate today of
Bedreddin Shah the constable. The trap was all ready for him.
With the inquisitive and really clever out of the way there is
nothing to be feared. Now—pardon me, Captain Ali Mirza, but
that letter you received just now; would you like to show it
to me?"
"Why?" Grim demanded, frowning, and bridling all over.
"Hee-hee! For the sake of reciprocity. I have told you my
secret. If it were not that I am more than usually circumspect,
and accustomed to protect myself, one might say that my life is
now in your hands, captain. Besides—hee-hee!—I might add that
Jerusalem is my particular domain. I would have no difficulty in
seeing that letter in any case. But there should be no need for
—hee-hee!—shall we call them measures?—between friends."
"I see you are a man of resource," said Grim.
"Of great resource, with picked lieutenants. May I see the
letter now?"
Grim produced it. Noureddin Ali took it between spidery fingers
and examined it like a schoolmaster conning a boy's composition.
But the expression of his face changed as he took in the
contents, holding the paper so that alligator-eyes could read
it, too.
"Who wrote this?" he asked.
"Can't you read the signature? Enver Eyub."
"Who is he?"
"One of Mustapha Kemal's staff."
"So. 'In pursuing your mission you will also take steps to
ascertain whether or not Noureddin Ali Bey is a person worthy of
confidence.' Aha! That is excellent! So Mustapha Kemal Pasha
has heard of me?"
Grim nodded.
"And the rest of your mission?"
"Is confidential."
"And are you satisfied that I am to be trusted?"
"I think you mean business."
"Then you should tell me what is the nature of your secret
mission to Jerusalem. Possibly I can give you needed information.
If you have obtained information of value, you should confide in
me. I can be most useful when I know most."
Grim frowned. He began to look uneasy. And the more he did that,
the more delight Noureddin Ali seemed to take in questioning him,
but be pleaded his own case, too.
"The trouble with the Nationalist movement," he insisted, "is
lack of unity. There is no mutual confidence—consequently no
combination. There are too many intellects working at cross
purposes. You should tell me what is being done, so that I may
fit in my plans accordingly. When the Dome of the Rock has been
blown up there will be ample opportunity for putting into
execution a combined plan. You must confide in me."
"Suppose I get rid of that messenger and the boy first,"
Grim suggested.
Grim felt in his pocket and produced a purse full of bank notes.
But they were all big ones.
"Never mind, I have change," said Noureddin Ali. "How much will
you give him?"
"No," said Grim. "The boy can take him to the hotel. Let him
wait for me there. He has no further business here. He should
return to Damascus. He had better travel with me in the car
tomorrow morning. Take him to the hotel, and wait for me there,
you," he added in Arabic to Suliman.
Yussuf came and opened the door. Suliman took my hand and led me
out. The door slammed shut behind me, and a great Sikh, leaning
on his rifle at a corner thirty feet away, came to life just
sufficiently to follow me up-street with curious brown eyes.
"That is Narayan Singh," announced Suliman when we had passed
him. "He is Jimgrim's friend."
There was another Sikh just in sight of him at the next corner,
and another beyond him again, all looking rather bored but
awfully capable. None except the first one took the slightest
notice of us.
It was some consolation to know that "Jimgrim's friend" was on
guard outside Yussuf's. I had no means of knowing what weapons
Grim carried, if any, but was positive of one thing: if either
Noureddin Ali or the man with alligator eyes should get an
inkling of his real identity his life would not be worth ten
minutes' purchase. Including Yussuf, who would likely do as he
was told, there would be three to one between those silent walls,
and it seemed to me that Narayan Singh might as well be three
miles away as thirty feet. However, there was nothing I could do
about it.
It was late afternoon already, and the crowd was swarming all one
way, the women carrying the baskets and the men lording it near
enough to keep an eye on them. If Suliman and I were followed,
whoever had that job had his work cut out, for we were swallowed
up in a noisy stream of home-going villagers, whose baskets and
other burdens made an effectual screen behind us as well as
in front.
The hotel stands close by the Jaffa Gate, and there the crowd was
densest, for the outgoing swarm was met by another tide, of city-
folk returning. In the mouth of the hotel arcade stood an
officer whom I knew well enough by sight—Colonel Goodenough,
commander of the Sikhs, a quiet, gray little man with a monocle,
and that air of knowing his own mind that is the real key to
control of Indian troops. Up a side-street there were a dozen
troop-horses standing, and a British subaltern was making himself
as inconspicuous as he could in the doorway of a store. It did
not need much discernment to judge that those in authority were
ready to deal swiftly with any kind of trouble.
But the only glimpse I had of any mob-spirit stirring was when
three obvious Zionist Jews were rather roughly hustled by some
Hebron men, who pride themselves on their willingness to brawl
with any one. Two Sikhs interfered at once, and Goodenough, who
was watching, never batted an eyelash.
I was tired, wanted a whiskey and soda and a bath more than
anything else I could imagine at the moment. I was eager to get
to my room in the hotel. Suliman, being not much more than a
baby after all, wanted to go to sleep. We went past Goodenough,
who eyed me sharply but took no further notice, and we entered
the hotel door. But there we were met by Cerberus in the shape
of an Arab porter, who cursed our religion and ordered us out
again, threatening violence if we did not make haste.
Suliman argued with him in vain, and even whimpered. There was
nothing for it but to return to the arcade, where I sat down on a
step, from which a native policeman drove me away officiously. I
had about made up my mind to go and speak to Goodenough in
English, when Grim appeared. Not even Goodenough recognized him,
his Syrian stride was so well acted. He saluted, and the salute
was returned punctiliously but with that reserve toward a
foreigner that the Englishman puts on unconsciously. When Grim
spoke to him in Arabic Goodenough answered in the same language.
I did not hear what was said at first, but as I drew closer I
heard the sequel, for Grim changed suddenly to English.
"If you can't recognize me through that magnifying-glass of
yours, colonel, I must be one leopard who can really change his
spots. I'm Grim. Don't change your expression. Quick: look
around and tell me if I'm followed."
"Hard to say. Such a crowd here. There's a Syrian over the way
with a bulbous nose, who came along after you; he's leaning with
his back to the wall now, watching us."
"He's the boy."
"I see Narayan Singh has left his post. Did you give
him orders?"
"Yes. Told him to follow any one who followed me. I don't want
that fellow interfered with. He may stay there, or more likely
he'll call others to take his place; they'll watch all night, if
they're allowed to; let them. Wish you'd give orders they're to
be left alone. Then, please let Narayan Singh go off duty and
get some sleep; I'm going to want him all day tomorrow."
"All right, Grim; anything else?"
"First opportunity, I wish you'd come to Davey's room upstairs.
Now—long distance stuff again, sir—if any Syrian asks you about
me, you might say I was making sure the car would come for me
at dawn."
They exchanged salutes again as one suspicious alien to another.
Grim looked suitably surprised at sight of me, and led me and
Suliman back to the hotel, where Suliman wanted him to wreak dire
vengeance on the porter; he grew sulky when he discovered that
his influence with Grim was not sufficient for the purpose, but
forgot it, small boy fashion, ten minutes later, when he fell
asleep on the floor in a corner of Davey's room.
Davey did not look exactly pleased to see us, although he seemed
to like Grim personally, and was the first that day to see
through Grim's disguise at the first glance. Mrs. Davey, on the
other hand, was radiant with smiles—thrilled at the prospect of
learning secrets. She produced drinks and pushed the armchairs
up. When she learned who I was, her husband could hardly keep
her from putting on a costume too, to make a party of it.
Davey was reserved. He asked no questions. A gray-headed, gray-
eyed, stocky, sturdy-looking man, who had made impossibilities
come true on three continents, he waited for trouble to come to
him instead of seeking it. There was silence for several minutes
over the cigars and whiskey before Grim opened fire at last. He
talked straight out in front of Mrs. Davey, for she had mothered
Cosmopolitan Oil men in a hundred out-of-the-way places. She
knew more sacred secrets than the Sphinx.
"Any news about your oil concessions, Davey?"
"No. Not a word. We've got every prospect in the country marked
out. Nothing to do now but wait for the mandate, while the
Zionists go behind our backs to the Foreign Office and scheme for
the concessions. It's my belief the British mean to favor the
Zionists and put us in the ditch. The fact that we were first on
the ground, and lodged our applications with the Turks before the
war seems to make no difference in their lives."
"Well, old man, I've arranged for you to change your policy,"
said Grim.
"What in thunder do you mean?"
Mrs. Davey giggled with delight, but her husband
frowned ominously.
"I'm supposed to be Staff-Captain Ali Mirza of the
Shereefian army."
"I've heard of him. He's a bad one, Jim. He is one of those
Syrian Arabs who will accept any one's money, but who never stays
bought. Why masquerade as a scoundrel?"
"I was in a place just now with a bunch of murderers, who'd have
made short work of me if I couldn't give them a sound reason for
being in Jerusalem just now."
"Why not have 'em all arrested?"
"For the same reason, Davey, that your Oil Company isn't piping
ten thousand barrels a day from Jericho. The time is not yet.
Things haven't reached that stage. I told them your Oil Company
gave up hope long ago of getting a concession from the British,
and has decided to finance Mustapha Kemal."
Davey flung his cigar out of the window, and laid both hands on
his knees. His face was a picture of baffled indignation. But
his wife laughed.
"They were tickled to death," Grim continued. "I'm supposed to
be going to Damascus tomorrow morning with a hundred thousand
dollars in U.S. gold, obtained from you in ten small bags. We've
got to find some bags and pack them full of something heavy."
"I'll have nothing to do with it!" Davey exploded at last. "It's
a damned outrage! Why—this tale will be all over the place.
The Jews will get hold of it, and make complaints in London.
Next you know, the U.S. State Department will be raising blue
hell. Questions asked in Congress. Headlines in all the papers!
What do you suppose our people will think of me?"
"Refer them to your wife, Davey. She's got you out of much
worse messes."
"I'll drive the car straight up to OETA and lodge my protest
against this in less than fifteen minutes!"
"No need; Davey, old man. Goodenough will be in here presently.
Kick to him."
Mrs. Davey went into the next room and returned with a roll of
coarse cotton cloth.
"I've no bags, Jim, but if this stuff will do I can sew some
right now."
"Good enough, Emily, go to it."
"D'you want to lose me my job?" demanded Davey. But his wife
took up the scissors and smiled back at him.
"You know better than that. We've trusted Jim before."
"Listen, Davey; this thing's serious," said Grim.
"I know it is! So'm I! Nothing doing!"
"You're on the inside of an official secret."
"Curse all official secrets! My business is oil!"
"There'll be no oil in this man's land for any one for fifty
years if you won't play. There'll be a jihad instead. They're
planning to blow up the Dome of the Rock."
"Jee-rusalem!"
"Straight goods, Davey. Two tons of TNT stolen, and our friend
Scharnhoff, the Austrian, hunting for the Tomb of the Kings—
digging for it day and night—conspirators waiting to run in the
explosive as soon as the tunnel is complete."
"Why not arrest 'em at once?"
"We want to catch the principals red-handed, explosive and all.
We don't know where the explosive is yet. Bag the lot, and kill
the story. Otherwise, d'you see what it means, if the news leaks
out? They'll blame the attempt on the Jews. And the minute the
British protect the Jews there'll be all Moslem Asia on fire.
Get me?"
"Get you? Yes, I get you. I'll get hell from the home office,
though, for meddling in politics."
Goodenough came in then, rather a different man from the stern
little martinet who had stood in the throat of the arcade. He
was all smiles.
"Evening, Mrs. Davey," he said genially. "That one man went
away, Grim, and three took his place. They shan't be disturbed.
Narayan Singh has gone off duty. Now, Mrs. Davey, I've been told
that Americans all went dry, on account of a new religion called
the Volstead Act. D'you mean to say you'd tempt a thirsty
soldier with a dry martini?"
"The Enemy is nearly always useful if you leave him free to
make mistakes."
The next item on the program was to awaken Suliman. He did not
want to wake up. He had lost all interest in secret service for
the time being. Even the sight of Mrs. Davey's New York candy
did not stir enthusiasm; he declared it was stuff fit for
bints,* not men. [*Women]
"All right then," Grim announced at last.
"School for you, and I'll get another side-partner."
That settled it. The boy, on whose lips the word dog was a foul
epithet, was actually proud to share a packing-case bedroom with
Julius Caesar the mess bull-dog. School, where there would be
other iniquitous small boys to be led into trouble, had no
particular terrors. But to lose his job and to see another boy,
perhaps a Jew or a Christian, become Jimgrim's Jack-of-all-jobs
was outside the pale of inflictions that pride could tolerate.
"I am awake!" he retorted, rubbing his eyes to prove it.
"Come here, then. D'you know where to find your mother?"
"At the place where I went yesterday."
"Take her some of Mrs. Davey's candy. Don't eat it on the way,
mind. Get inside the place if you can. If she won't let you in
try how much you can see through the door. Ask no questions. If
she asks what you've been doing, tell her the truth: say that
you cleaned my boots and washed Julius Caesar. Then come back
here and tell me all you've seen."
"Sending him to spy on his own mother, Jim?" asked Mrs. Davey as
Suliman left the room with candy in both fists. She paused from
stitching at the cotton bags to look straight at Grim.
"His mother is old Scharnhoff's housekeeper," Grim answered.
"Scharnhoff wouldn't stand for the boy, and drove him out. The
mother liked Scharnhoff's flesh-pots better than the prospects of
the streets, so she stayed on, swiping stuff from Scharnhoff's
larder now and then to slip to the kid through the back door.
But he was starving when I found him."
Mrs. Davey laid her sewing down.
"D'you mean to tell me that that old butter-wouldn't-melt-in-
his-mouth professor is that child's father?"
"No. The father was a Turkish soldier—went away with the
Turkish retreat. If he's alive he's probably with Mustapha Kemal
in Anatolia. Old Scharnhoff used to keep a regular harem under
the Turks. He got rid of them to save his face when our crowd
took Jerusalem. He puts up with one now. But he has the
thorough-going Turk's idea of married life."
"And to think I had him here to tea—twice—no, three times! I
liked him, too! Found him interesting."
"He is," said Grim.
"Very!" agreed Goodenough.
"If it weren't for that harem habit of his," said Grim, "some
acquaintances of his would have blown up the Dome of the Rock
about this time tomorrow. As it is, they won't get away with
it. Suliman came and told me one day that his mother was
carrying food to Scharnhoff, taking it to a little house in
a street that runs below the Haram-es-Sheriff. I looked into
that. Then came news that two tons of TNT was missing, on top
of a request from Scharnhoff for permission to go about at night
unquestioned. After that it was only a question of putting
two and two together—"
"Plus Narayan Singh," said Goodenough. "I still don't see, Grim,
how you arrived at the conclusion that Scharnhoff is not guilty
of the main intention. What's to prove that he isn't in the pay
of Mustapha Kemal?"
"I'll explain. All Scharnhoff cares about is some manuscripts he
thinks he'll find. He thinks he knows where they are. The
Chronicles of the Kings of Israel. I expect he tried pretty hard
to get the Turks to let him excavate for them. But the Turks
knew better than to offend religious prejudices. And perhaps
Scharnhoff couldn't afford to bribe heavily enough; his harem
very likely kept him rather short of money. Then we come along,
and stop all excavation—cancel all permits—refuse to grant
new ones.
"Scharnhoff's problem is to dig without calling attention to what
he's doing. As a technical enemy alien he can't acquire
property, or even rent property without permission. But with the
aid of Suliman's mother he made the acquaintance of our friend
Noureddin Ali, who has a friend, who in turn has a brother, who
owns a little house in that street below the Haram-es-Sheriff."
"Strange coincidence!" said Goodenough. "It'll need a better
argument than that to save Scharnhoff's neck."
"Pardon me, sir. No coincidence at all. Remember, Scharnhoff
has lived in Jerusalem for fifteen years. He seems to have
satisfied himself that the Tomb of the Kings is directly under
the Dome of the Rock. How is he to get to it? The Dome of the
Rock stands in the middle of that great courtyard, with the
buildings of the Haram-es-Sheriff surrounding it on every
side, and hardly a stone in the foundations weighing less than
ten tons.
"He reasons it out that there must be a tunnel somewhere, leading
to the tomb, if it really is under the Dome of the Rock. I have
found out that he went to work, while the Turks were still here,
to find the mouth of the tunnel. Remember, he's an archaeologist.
There's very little he doesn't know about Jerusalem. He knows
who the owner is of every bit of property surrounding the
Haram-es-Sheriff; he's made it his business to find out. So
when he finally decided that this little stone house stands over
the mouth of the tunnel, all that remained to do was to get
access to it. He couldn't do that himself, because of the
regulations. He had to approach the Arab owner secretly and
indirectly. That's where Suliman's mother came in handy.
"She contrived the introduction to Noureddin Ali. Innocent old
Scharnhoff, who is an honest thief—he wouldn't steal money—
sacrilege is Scharnhoff's passion—was an easy mark for Noureddin
Ali. Noureddin Ali is a red-minded devil, so smart at seeing
possibilities that he is blind to probabilities. He is paid by
the French to make trouble, and he's the world's long-distance
double-crosser. I don't believe the French have any hand in this
job. Scharnhoff needed explosives. Noureddin Ali saw at once
that if that tunnel can be found and opened up there could be
an atrocity perpetrated that would produce anarchy all through
the East."
"As bad as all that?" asked Mrs. Davey.
"That's no exaggeration," Goodenough answered. "I've lived
twenty-five years in India, commanding Sikh and Moslem troops.
The Sikhs are not interested in the Moslem religion in any way,
but they'd make common cause with Moslems if that place were
blown up and the blame could be attached to Jews. It's the
second most sacred place in Asia. Even the Hindus would be
stirred to their depths by it; they'd feel that their own sacred
places were insecure, and that whoever destroyed them would be
protected afterwards by us."
"Gosh! Who'd be an Englishman!" laughed Davey.
"I don't see that it's proved yet that the idea of an explosion
wasn't Sharnhoff's in the first place," Goodenough objected.
"For one thing, he wouldn't want to destroy antiquities," said
Grim. "They're his obsession. He worships ancient history and
all its monuments. No, Noureddin Ali thought of the explosion.
He knew that Scharnhoff needed money, so he gave him French
money, knowing that would put old Scharnhoff completely in his
power. Then he tipped off some one down at Ludd to watch for a
chance to steal some TNT. He had better luck than he expected.
He got two tons of it. He didn't have all the luck, though.
His plan, I believe, was to time the fireworks simultaneously
with a French-instigated raid from El-Kerak. But the raid
didn't come off."
"Scharnhoff will hang!" said Goodenough.
"I think not, sir. He'll prove as meek as an old sheep when we
land on him."
"There, will the bags do?" asked Mrs. Davey.
"What are they for?" Goodenough asked.
"We're supposed to have a slush fund in this room of a hundred
thousand dollars," Davey answered dourly. "My Oil Company is
supposed to be buying up Mustapha Kemal! I see my finish, if
news of this ever reaches the States—or unless my version of it
gets there first!"
Grim turned to me.
"We've got to find two people to take your place and mine in the
car tomorrow morning. Perhaps you'd better go in any case;
you'll enjoy the ride as far as Haifa—stay there a day or two,
and come back when you feel like it. We'll find some officer to
masquerade as me."
But there I rebelled—flat, downright mutiny.
"If I haven't made good so far," I said, "I'll consider myself
fired, and hold my tongue. Otherwise, I see this thing through!
Send some one else on the joy-ride."
"Good for you!" said Davey.
"Dammit, man!" said Goodenough, staring at me through his
monocle. "The rest of us get paid for taking chances. The only
tangible reward you can possibly get will be a knife in your
back. Better be sensible and take the ride to Haifa."
"My bet is down," said I.
"Good," Grim nodded. "It goes. All the same, you get a joy-
ride. Can't take too many chances. Tell you about that later.
Meanwhile, will you detail an officer to come and spend the night
in this hotel and masquerade as me at dawn, sir? He can wear
this uniform that I've got on—somebody about my height."
"Turner will do that. What are you going to put in the bags?"
asked Goodenough.
"Cartridges. They're heavy. You might tell Turner over the
phone to bring them with him."
At that point Suliman returned, sooner than expected, with news
that made Grim whistle. Suliman had not been inside the place
where his mother was. She would not let him. But he had seen
around her skirts as she stood in the partly opened door.
"There was a hole in the floor," said Suliman, "and a great stone
laid beside it. Also much gray dust. And I think there was a
light a long way down in the hole."
But that was not what made Grim whistle.
"What else? Did your mother say anything?"
"She was ill-tempered."
"That Scharnhoff had beaten her."
"I knew he'd make a bad break sooner or later. What did he beat
her for?"
"Because she was afraid."
"That's a fine reason. Afraid of what?"
"He says she is to sell oranges. Four wooden benches have been
brought, and tomorrow they are to be set outside the door in the
street. Oranges and raisins have been bought, and she is to sit
outside the door and sell them. She is afraid."
"Fruit bought already? Can't be. Was it inside there?"
"No. It is to come tomorrow. She says she does not know how to
sell fruit, and is afraid of the police."
Grim and Goodenough exchanged glances.
"She says that if the police come everybody will be killed, and
that I am to keep watch in the street in the morning and give
warning of the police."
"That should teach you, young man, never to take a woman into
your confidence—eh, Mrs. Davey?" said Goodenough.
"We're certainly the slow-witted sex," she answered, piling the
finished bags one on top of the other on the table.
Grim took me after that to the hotel roof, whence you can see the
whole of Jerusalem. It was just before moonrise. The ancient
city lay in shadow, with the Dome of the Rock looming above it,
mysterious and silent. Down below us in the street, where a
gasoline light threw a greenish-white glare, three Arabs in
native costume were squatting with their backs against the low
wall facing the hotel.
"Noureddin Ali's men," said Grim, chuckling. "They'll help us to
prove our alibi. The enemy is nearly always useful if you leave
him free to make mistakes. You may have to spend the whole night
in the mosque—you and Suliman. I'll take you there presently.
Two of those men are pretty sure to follow us. One will probably
follow me back here again. The other will stay to keep an eye on
you. About an hour before dawn, in case nothing happens before
that, you and Suliman come back here to the hotel. The car shall
be here half-an-hour before daylight. You and Turner pile into
it, and those three men watch you drive away. They'll hurry off
to tell Noureddin Ali that Staff-Captain Ali Mirza and the
deaf-and-dumb man have really started for Damascus, bags of gold
and all.
"Turner must remember to drop a couple of bags and pick them up
again, to call attention to them. There'll be a change of
clothes in the car for you. When you've gone a mile or so, get
into the other clothes and walk back. If I don't meet you by the
Jaffa Gate, Suliman will, or else Narayan Singh. Things are
liable to happen pretty fast tomorrow morning. Let's go.
"I'm supposed to have found out somehow that you're awful
religious and want to pray, so it's the Dome of the Rock for
yours. Any Moslem who wants to may sleep there, you know. But
any Christian caught kidding them he's a Moslem would be for it—
short shrift. He'd be dead before the sheikh of the place could
hand him over to the authorities. If the TNT were really in
place underneath you, which I'm pretty sure it won't be for a few
hours yet, that would be lots safer than the other chance you're
taking. So peel your wits. Let Suliman sleep if he wants to,
but you'll have to keep awake all night."
"But what am I to do in there? What's likely to happen?"
"Just listen. The tunnel isn't through to the end yet, I'm sure
of it. If it were, they'd have taken in the TNT, for it must be
ticklish work keeping it hidden elsewhere, with scores of Sikhs
watching day and night. But they're very near the end of the
tunnel, or they wouldn't be opening up that fruit stand. You'll
hear them break through. When you're absolutely sure of that,
come out of the mosque and say Atcha—just that one word—to the
Sikh sentry you'll see standing under the archway through which
we'll enter the courtyard presently. That sentry will be Narayan
Singh, and he'll know what to do."
"What shall I do after that?"
"Suit yourself. Either return to the mosque and go to sleep, if
you can trust yourself to wake in time, or come and sit on the
hotel step until morning. Have you got it all clear? It's a
piece of good luck having you to do all this. No real Moslem
would ever be able to hold his tongue about it. They're
superstitious about the Dome of the Rock. But ask questions now,
if you're not clear; you mustn't be seen speaking in the street
or in the mosque, remember. All plain sailing? Come along,
then. If you're alive tomorrow you'll have had an adventure."
"Poor old Scharnhoff's in the soup."
We ate a scratch dinner with the Daveys in their room and started
forth. Grim as usual had his nerve with him. He led me and
Suliman straight up to the three spies who were squatting against
the wall, and asked whether there were any special regulations
that would prevent my being left for the night in the famous
mosque. On top of that he asked one of the men to show him the
shortest way. So two of them elected to come with us, walking
just ahead, and the third man stayed where he was, presumably in
case Noureddin Ali should send to make enquiries.
You must walk through Jerusalem by night, with the moon just
rising, if you want really to get the glamour of eastern tales
and understand how true to life those stories are of old Haroun-
al-Raschid. It is almost the only city left with its ancient
walls all standing, with its ancient streets intact. At that
time, in 1920, there was nothing whatever new to mar the setting.
No new buildings. The city was only cleaner than it was under
the Turks.
Parts of the narrow thoroughfares are roofed over with vaulted
arches. The domed roofs rise in unplanned, beautiful disorder
against a sky luminous with jewels. To right and left you can
look through key-hole arches down shadowy, narrow ways to carved
doors through which Knights Templar used to swagger with gold
spurs, and that Saladin's men appropriated after them.
Yellow lamplight, shining from small windows set deep in the
massive walls, casts an occasional band of pure gold across the
storied gloom. Now and then a man steps out from a doorway, his
identity concealed by flowing eastern finery, pauses for a
moment in the light to look about him, and disappears into
silent mystery.
Half-open doors at intervals give glimpses of white interiors,
and of men from a hundred deserts sitting on mats to smoke great
water-pipes and talk intrigue. There are smells that are
stagnant with the rot of time; other smells pungent with
spice, and mystery, and the alluring scent of bales of
merchandise that, like the mew of gulls, can set the mind
traveling to lands unseen.
Through other arched doors, even at night, there is a glimpse of
blindfold camels going round and round in ancient gloom at the
oil-press. There are no sounds of revelry. The Arab takes his
pleasures stately fashion, and the Jew has learned from history
that the safest way to enjoy life is to keep quiet about it. Now
and then you can hear an Arab singing a desert song, not very
musical but utterly descriptive of the life he leads. We
caught the sound of a flute played wistfully in an upper room
by some Jew returned from the West to take up anew the thread
of ancient history.
Grim nudged me sharply in one shadowy place, where the street
went down in twenty-foot-long steps between the high walls of
windowless harems. Another narrow street crossed ours thirty
feet ahead of us, and our two guides were hurrying, only glancing
back at intervals to make sure we had not given them the slip.
The cross-street was between us and them, and as Grim nudged me
two men—a bulky, bearded big one and one of rather less than
middle height, both in Arab dress—passed in front of us. There
was no chance of being overheard, and Grim spoke in a low voice:
"Do you recognize them?" "I shook my head.
"Scharnhoff and Noureddin Ali!"
I don't see now how he recognized them. But I suppose a man who
works long enough at Grim's business acquires a sixth sense.
They were walking swiftly, arguing in low tones, much too busy
with their own affairs to pay attention to us. Our two guides
glanced back a moment later, but they had vanished by then into
the gloom of the cross-street.
There was a dim lamp at one corner of that crossing. As we
passed through its pale circle of light I noticed a man who
looked like an Arab lurking in the shadow just beyond it. I
thought he made a sign to Grim, but I did not see Grim return it.
Grim watched his chance, then spoke again:
"That man in the shadow is a Sikh—Narayan Singh's sidekick—
keeping tabs on Scharnhoff. I'll bet old Scharnhoff has cold
feet and went to find Noureddin Ali to try and talk him out of
it. Might as well try to pretty-pussy a bob-cat away from a hen-
yard! Poor old Scharnhoff's in the soup!"
Quite suddenly after that we reached a fairly wide street and the
arched Byzantine gateway of the Haram-es-Sheriff, through which
we could see tall cypress trees against the moonlit sky and the
dome of the mosque beyond them. They do say the Taj Mahal at
Agra is a lovelier sight, and more inspiring; but perhaps that
is because the Taj is farther away from the folk who like to have
opinions at second-hand. Age, history, situation, setting,
sanctity—the Dome of the Rock has the advantage of all those,
and the purple sky, crowded with coloured stars beyond it is more
wonderful over Jerusalem, because of the clearness of the
mountain air.
In that minute, and for the first time, I hated the men
who could plot to blow up that place. Hitherto I had been
merely interested.
Because it was long after the hour when non-Moslem visitors are
allowed to go about the place with guides, we were submitted to
rather careful scrutiny by men who came out of the shadows and
said nothing, but peered into our faces. They did not speak to
let us by, but signified admittance by turning uninterested backs
and retiring to some dark corners to resume the vigil. I thought
that the Sikh sentry, who stood with bayonet fixed outside the
arch, looked at Grim with something more than curiosity, but no
sign that I could detect passed between them.
The great white moonlit courtyard was empty. Not a soul stirred
in it. Not a shadow moved. Because of the hour there were not
even any guides lurking around the mosque. The only shape that
came to life as we approached the main entrance of the mosque was
the man who takes care of the slippers for a small fee.
Grim, since he was in military dress, allowed the attendant to
tie on over his shoes the great straw slippers they keep there
for that purpose. Suliman had nothing on his feet. I kicked off
the red Damascus slippers I was wearing, and we entered the
octagonal building by passing under a curtain at the rear of the
deep, vaulted entrance.
Nobody took any notice of us at first. It was difficult to see,
for one thing; the light of the lamps that hung on chains from
the arches overhead was dimmed by coloured lenses and did little
more than beautify the gloom. But in the dimness in the midst
you could see the rock of Abraham, surrounded by a railing to
preserve it from profane feet. Little by little the shadows took
shape of men praying, or sleeping, or conversing in low tones.
The place was not crowded. There were perhaps a hundred men in
there, some of whom doubtless intended to spend the night. All
of them, though they gave us a cursory glance, seemed disposed to
mind their own business. It looked for a minute as if we were
going to remain in there unquestioned. But the two spies who had
come with us saw a chance to confirm or else disprove our bona
fides, and while one of them stayed and watched us the other went
to fetch the Sheikh of the Mosque.
He came presently, waddling very actively for such a stout man—a
big, burly, gray-bearded intellectual, with eyes that beamed
intelligent good-humour through gold-rimmed glasses. He did not
seem at all pleased to have been disturbed, until he drew near
enough to scan our faces. Then his change of expression, as soon
as he had looked once into Grim's eyes, gave me cold chills all
down the back. I could have sworn he was going to denounce us.
Instead, he turned on the two spies. He tongue-lashed them in
Arabic. I could not follow it word for word. I gathered that
they had hinted some suspicion as to the genuineness of Grim's
pretension to be Staff-Captain Ali Mirza. He was rebuking them
for it. They slunk away. One went and sat near the door we had
entered by. The other vanished completely.
"Jimgrim! What do you do here at this hour?" asked the sheikh as
soon as we stood alone.
"Talk French," Grim answered. "We can't afford to be overheard."
"True, O Jimgrim! It is all your life and my position is worth
for you to be detected in here in that disguise at such an hour!
And who are these with you?"
"It is all your life and mosque are worth to turn us out!" Grim
answered. "When was I ever your enemy?"
"Never yet, but—what does this mean?"
"You shall know in the morning—you alone. This man, who can
neither hear nor speak, and the child with him, must stay in here
tonight, and go when they choose, unquestioned."
"Jimgrim, this is not a place for setting traps for criminals.
Set your watch outside, and none shall interfere with you."
"'Shall the heart within be cleansed by washing hands?'" Grim
quoted, and the shiekh smiled.
"Do you mean there are criminals within the mosque? If so, this
is sanctuary, Jimgrim. They shall not be disturbed. Set
watchmen at the doors and catch them as they leave, if you will.
This is holy ground."
"There'll be none of it left to boast about this time tomorrow,
if you choose to insist!" Grim answered.
"Should there be riddles between you and me?" asked the sheikh.
"You shall know all in the morning."
The sheikh's face changed again, taking on a look of mingled rage
and cunning.
"I know, then, what it is! The rumour is true that those cursed
Zionists intend to desecrate the place. This fellow, who you say
is deaf and dumb, is one of your spies—is he not? Perhaps he
can smell a Zionist—eh? Well, there are others! Better tell me
the truth, Jimgrim, and in fifteen minutes I will pack this place
so full of true Moslems that no conspirator could worm his way
in! Then if the Jews start anything let them beware!"
"By the beard of your Prophet," Grim answered impiously, "this
has nothing to do with Zionists."
"Neither have I, then, anything to do with this trespass. You
have my leave to depart at once, Jimgrim!"
"After the ruin—"
"There will be no ruin, Jimgrim! I will fill the place
with men."
"Better empty it of men! The more there are in it, the bigger
the death-roll! Shall I say afterwards that I begged leave to
set a watch, and you refused?"
"You—you, Jimgrim—you talk to me of ruin and a death-roll? You
are no every-day alarmist."
"Did you ever catch me in a lie?"
"No, Jimgrim. You are too clever by far for that! If you were
to concoct a lie it would take ten angels to unravel it! But—
you speak of ruin and a death-roll, eh?" He stroked his beard
for about a minute.
"You have heard, perhaps, that Moslems are sharpening their
swords for a reckoning with the Jews? There may be some truth in
it. But there shall be no gathering in this place for any such
purpose, for I will see to that. You need set no watch in here
on that account."
"The time always comes," Grim answered, "when you must trust a
man or mistrust him. You've known me eleven years. What are you
going to do?"
"In the name of God, what shall I answer! Taib,* Jimgrim, I will
trust you. What is it you wish?" [*All right.]
"To leave this deaf-and-dumb man and the boy, below the
Rock, undisturbed."
"That cannot well be. Occasionally others go to pray in that
place. Also, there is a Moslem who has made the pilgrimage from
Trichinopoli. I myself have promised to show him the mosque
tonight, because he leaves Jerusalem at dawn, and only I speak a
language he can understand. There will be others with him, and I
cannot refuse to take them down below the Rock."
"That is nothing," Grim answered. "They will think nothing of a
deaf-and-dumb man praying or sleeping in a a corner."
"Is that all he wishes to do? He will remain still in one place?
Then come."
"One other thing. That fellow who went and fetched you—he sits
over there by the north door now—he will ask you questions about
me presently. Tell him I'm leaving for Damascus in the morning.
If he asks what we have been speaking about so long, tell him I
brought you the compliments of Mustapha Kemal."
"I will tell him to go to jahannam!"
"Better be civil to him. His hour comes tomorrow."
The sheikh led the way along one side of the inner of three
concentric parts into which the mosque is divided by rows of
marble columns, until we came to a cavernous opening in the
floor, where steps hewn in the naked rock led downward into a
cave that underlies the spot on which tradition says Abraham made
ready to sacrifice his son.
It was very dark below. Only one little oil lamp was burning, on
a rock shaped like an altar in one corner. It cast leaping
shadows that looked like ghosts on the smooth, uneven walls. The
whole place was hardly more than twenty feet wide each way.
There was no furniture, not even the usual mats—nothing but
naked rock to lie or sit on, polished smooth as glass by
centuries of naked feet.
I was going to sit in a corner, but Grim seized my arm and
pointed to the centre of the floor, stamping with his foot to
show the exact place I should take. It rang vaguely hollow under
the impact, and Suliman, already frightened by the shadows,
seized my hand in a paroxysm of terror.
"You've got to prove you're a man tonight and stick it out!" Grim
said to him in English; and with that, rather than argue the
point and risk a scene, he followed the sheikh up the steps and
disappeared. Grim's methods with Suliman were a strange mixture
of understanding sympathy and downright indifference to sentiment
that got him severely criticized by the know-it-all party, who
always, everywhere condemn. But he certainly got results.
A legion of biblical and Koranic devils owned Suliman. They were
the child's religion. When he dared, he spat at the name of
Christianity. Whenever Grim whipped him, which he had to do now
and again, for theft or for filthy language, he used to curse
Grim's religion, although Grim's religion was a well-kept secret,
known to none but himself. But the kid was loyal to Grim with a
courage and persistence past belief, and Grim knew how to worm
the truth out of him and make him keep his word, which is more
than some of the professional reformers know how to do with
their proteges. I believe that Suliman would rather have earned
Grim's curt praise than all the fabulous delights of even a
Moslem paradise.
But the kid was in torment. His idea of manliness precluded any
exhibition of fear in front of me, if he could possibly restrain
himself. He would not have minded breaking down in front of
Grim, for he knew that Grim knew him inside out. On the
contrary, he looked down on me, as a mere amateur at the game,
who had never starved at the Jaffa Gate, nor eaten candle-ends,
or gambled for milliemes* with cab-drivers' sons while picking up
odds and ends of gossip for a government that hardly knew of his
existence. In front of me he proposed to act the man—guide—
showman—mentor. He considered himself my boss. [*The smallest
coin of the country.]
But it was stem work. If there had been a little noise to make
the shadows less ghostly; if Suliman had not been full of half-
digested superstition; or if he had not overheard enough to be
aware that a prodigious, secret plot was in some way connected
with that cavern, he could have kept his courage up by swaggering
in front of me.
He nearly fell asleep, with his head in my lap, at the end of
half-an-hour. But when there was a sound at last he almost
screamed. I had to clap my hand over his mouth; whereat he
promptly bit my finger, resentful because he knew then that I
knew he was afraid.
It proved to be approaching footsteps—the sheikh of the mosque
again, leading the man from Trichinopoli and a party of three
friends. Their rear was brought up by Noureddin; Ali's spy,
anxious about me, but pretending to want to overhear the sheikh's
account of things.
The sheikh reeled it all off in a cultured voice accustomed to
using the exact amount of energy required, but even so his words
boomed in the cavern like the forethought of thunder. You
couldn't help wondering whether a man of his intelligence
believed quite all he said, however much impressed the man from
Trichinopoli might be.
"We are now beneath the very rock on which Abraham was willing to
sacrifice his only son, Isaac. This rock is the centre of the
world. Jacob anointed it. King Solomon built his temple over
it. The Prophet of God, the Prince Mahommed, on whose head be
blessings! said of this place that it is next in order of
holiness after Mecca, and that one prayer said here is worth ten
elsewhere. Here, in this place, is where King Solomon used to
kneel in prayer, and where God appeared to him. This corner is
where David prayed. Here prayed Mahommed.
"Look up. This hollow in the roof is over the spot where the
Prophet Mahommed slept. When he arose there was not room for him
to stand upright, so the Rock receded, and the hollow place
remains to this day in proof of it. Beneath us is the Bir-el-
Arwah, the well of souls, where those who have died come to pray
twice weekly. Listen!"
He stamped three times with his foot on the spot about two
feet in front of where I sat, and a faint, hollow boom answered
the impact.
"You hear? The Rock speaks! It spoke in plain words when the
Prophet prayed here, and was translated instantly to heaven on
his horse El-Burak. Here, deep in the Rock, is the print of the
hand of the angel, who restrained the Rock from following the
Prophet on his way to Paradise. Here, in this niche, is where
Abraham used to pray; here, Elijah. On the last day the Kaaba
of Mecca must come to this place. For it is here, in this cave,
that the blast of the trumpet will sound, announcing the day of
judgment. Then God's throne will be planted on the Rock above
us. Be humble in the presence of these marvels."
He turned on his pompous heel and led the way out again without
as much as a sidewise glance at me. The spy was satisfied; he
followed the party up the rock-hewn steps, and as a matter of
fact went to sleep on a mat near the north door, for so I found
him later on.
The silence shut down again. Suliman went fast asleep, snoring
with the even cadence of a clock's tick, using my knees for a
pillow with a perfect sense of ownership. He was there to keep
care of me, not I of him. The sleep suggestion very soon took
hold of me, too, for there was nothing whatever to do but sit and
watch the shadows move, trying to liken them to something real as
they changed shape in answer to the flickering of the tiny, naked
flame. Thereafter, the vigil resolved itself into a battle
with sleep, and an effort to keep my wits sufficiently alert for
sudden use.
I had no watch. There was nothing to give the least notion of
how much time had passed. I even counted the boy's snores for a
while, and watched one lonely louse moving along the wall—so
many snores to the minute—so many snores to an inch of crawling;
but the louse changed what little mind he had and did not walk
straight, and I gave up trying to calculate the distance he
traveled in zigzags and curves, although it would have been an
interesting problem for a navigator. Finally, Suliman's
snoring grew so loud that that in itself kept me awake; it
was like listening to a hair-trombone; each blast of it rasped
your nerves.
You could not hear anything in the mosque above, although there
were only eleven steps and the opening was close at hand; for
the floor above was thickly carpeted, and if there were any
sounds they were swallowed by that and the great, domed roof.
When I guessed it might be midnight I listened for the voice of
the muezzin; but if he did call the more-than-usually faithful
to wake up and pray, he did it from a minaret outside, and no
faint echo of his voice reached me. I was closed in a tomb in
the womb of living rock, to all intents and purposes.
But it must have been somewhere about midnight when I heard a
sound that set every vein in my body tingling. At first it was
like the sort of sound that a rat makes gnawing; but there
couldn't be rats eating their way through that solid stone. I
thought I heard it a second time, but Suliman's snoring made it
impossible to listen properly. I shook him violently, and he
sat up.
"Keep still! Listen!"
Between sleeping and waking the boy forgot all about the iron
self-control he practised for Grim's exacting sake.
"What is it? I am afraid!"
"Be still, confound you! Listen!"
"How close beneath us are the souls of the dead? Oh, I
am afraid!"
"Silence! Breathe through your mouth. Make no noise at all!"
He took my hand and tried to sit absolutely still; but the
gnawing noise began again, more distinctly, followed by two or
three dull thuds from somewhere beneath us.
"Oh, it is the souls of dead men! Oh—"
"Shut up, you little idiot! All right, I'll tell Jimgrim!"
Fear and that threat combined were altogether too much for him.
One sprig of seedling manhood remained to him, and only one—the
will to smother emotion that he could not control a second
longer. He buried his head in my lap, stuffing his mouth with
the end of the abiyi to choke the sobs back. I covered his head
completely and, like the fabled ostrich, in that darkness he
felt better.
Suddenly, as clear as the ring of glass against thick glass in
the distance, something gave way and fell beneath us. Then
again. Then there were several thuds, followed by a rumble that
was unmistakable—falling masonry; it was the noise that bricks
make when they dump them from a tip-cart, only smothered by the
thickness of the cavern floor. I shook Suliman again.
"Come on. We're going. Now, let me have a good account of you
to give to Jimgrim. Shut your teeth tight, and remember the part
you've got to play."
He scrambled up the steps ahead of me, and I had to keep hold of
the skirts of his smock to prevent him from running. But he took
my hand at the top, and we managed to get out through the north
door without exciting comment, and without waking the spy,
although I would just as soon have wakened him, for Grim seemed
to think it important that his alibi and mine should be well
established; however, there were two others watching by the
hotel. Ten minutes later I was glad I had not disturbed him.
I gave Suliman a two-piastre piece to pay the man who had charge
of my slippers at the door, and the young rascal was so far
recovered from his fright that he demanded change out of it, and
stood there arguing until he got it. Then, hand-in-hand, we
crossed the great moonlit open court to the gate by which Grim
had brought us in.
Looking back, so bright was the moon that you could even see the
blue of the tiles that cover the mosque wall, and the interwoven
scroll of writing from the Koran that runs around like a frieze
below the dome. But it did not look real. It was like a
dream-picture—perhaps the dream of the men who slept huddled
under blankets in the porches by the gate. If so, they
dreamed beautifully.
There was a Sikh, as Grim had said there would be, standing with
fixed bayonet on the bottom step leading to the street. He
stared hard at me, and brought his rifle to the challenge as I
approached him—a six-foot, black-bearded stalwart he was, with a
long row of campaign ribbons, and the true, truculent Sikh way of
carrying his head. He looked strong enough to carry an ox away.
"Atcha!" said I, going close to him.
He did not answer a word, but shouldered his rifle and marched
off. Before he had gone six paces he brought the rifle to the
trail, and started running. Another Sikh—a younger man—stepped
out of the shadow and took his place on the lower step. He was
not quite so silent, and he knew at least one word of Arabic.
"Imshi!" he grunted; and that, in plain U.S. American, means
"Beat it!"
I had no objection. It sounded rather like good advice.
Remembering what Grim had said about the danger I was running,
and looking at the deep black shadows of the streets, it occurred
to me that that spy, who slept so soundly by the mosque door,
might wake up and be annoyed with himself. When men of that type
get annoyed they generally like to work it off on somebody.
Rather, than admit that he had let me get away from him he might
prefer to track me through the streets and use his knife on me in
some dark corner. After that he could claim credit with
Noureddin Ali by swearing he had reason to suspect me of
something or other. The suggestion did not seem any more unreal
to me than the moonlit panorama of the Haram-es-Sheriff, or the
Sikh who had stepped out of nowhere-at-all to "Imshi" me away.
On the other hand, I had no fancy for the hotel steps. To sit
and fall asleep there would be to place myself at the mercy of
the other two spies, who might come and search me; and I was
conscious of certain papers in an inner pocket, and of underclothes
made in America, that might have given the game away.
Besides, I was no longer any too sure of Suliman. The boy was so
sleepy that his wits were hardly in working order; if those two
spies by the hotel were to question him he might betray the two
of us by some clumsy answer. If there was to be trouble that
night I preferred to have it at the hands of Sikhs, who are
seldom very drastic unless you show violence. I might be
arrested if I walked the streets, but that would be sheer profit
as compared to half-a-yard of cold knife in the broad of my back.
"Take me to the house where you talked with your mother," I said
to Suliman.
So we turned to the left and set off together in that direction,
watched with something more than mild suspicion by the Sikh, and,
if Suliman's sensations were anything like mine, feeling about as
cheerless, homeless and aware of impending evil as the dogs that
slunk away into the night. I took advantage of the first deep
shadow I could find to walk in, less minded to explore than to
avoid pursuit.