“Aunt Sally! Aunt Sally, wait for me!”
At the shrill cry and the clatter of Buster’s feet the
crawling vehicle came to a standstill, and from under
its canvas cover peered the smiling face of a hale,
elderly woman, whose gray head was bare save for its
abundant crown of curling hair. A straw Shaker bonnet,
with green curtains, hung over her shoulders. Her
print gown was of brilliant pink and her capacious
apron of blue gingham. She was collarless and her
sleeves were tucked above her round elbows, but she
was clean, as if just from a laundry. Indeed, at that
moment, her conveyance suggested such an institution
on wheels, for well-strung clotheslines were taut
against its sides, and from these fluttered freshly washed
garments and scraps of cloth.
Aunt Sally saw Jessica’s eyes, fasten upon these articles
and explained:
“Met a little water comin’ along and used it. Never
know where you’ll be when you need water next–in
Californy. How’s all?”
“Well, thank you. I’m so glad you’ve come.”
“That’s a word to cure deafness. Here.”
The woman pulled a gigantic cookie from her apron
pocket and held it toward the girl, who had now come
alongside. The cake was in the shape of a doll, with
flaring skirt, and was promptly nibbled.
95“Well, I declare! Eat your playmates, do you?”
“Yes, indeed, when you make them!”
“Who’s that loping along behind?”
“Ephraim, of course. Oh! yes. A Mr. Hale, from
New York.”
“What’s he at here?”
“Just staying. Lost his way and making a visit.”
“H-m-m! Don’t look wholesome. Needs picra.”
“I doubt it. He has a great row of bottles in his
room and takes medicine every time he eats, or doesn’t.
That is, since he’s been at Sobrante, which isn’t long.”
When the wagon had halted on the road before them
Ephraim had turned to his companion, with a whimsical
smile, suggested:
“Better ride along as if we was glad to see her. It’s
like a dose of that bitter stuff she makes everybody
take, whether or no–get it over with. And she isn’t
so bad as–H-m-m.”
Mr. Hale was not sorry to do this, for his curiosity
was roused. The wagon box was long and narrow, and
contained as many articles as would have sufficed a family
“crossing the plains” in the olden times. A kerosene
cooking stove, a cat in a parrot cage, a hencoop,
with mother and brood inside it, a trunk, a blanket and
pillow, a pail for watering the animals, and a box of tin
dishes. The cover, like a small “prairie schooner,” was
patriotic in extreme, shining with the national colors,
newly applied by Aunt Sally herself, and with no stingy
hand. The arrangement was also her own, and as she
considered, an improvement upon the flag; for she made
the whole top a field of stars, and the sides of the
stripes.
96“Instead of a little weeny corner full of stars, that
you can count on your fingers, I’ve made a skyful right
overhead. I always thought if I’d had the designin’ of
Old Glory, I’d have made it regular, like a patchwork
quilt–and nobody ever pieces a ‘block’ that way.
Things must compare even, and so they would be if
women had had a hand in the business.”
This decorative turnout was drawn by a tandem
team, consisting of a milch cow and a burro, with the
cow in front. Which, after due introduction to the
stranger, she explained, regulated the behavior of both
animals.
“With Balaam in the middle, and him inclinin’ to
balk, and Rosetty in front, it works double-action.
Them that use their wits is twice served. If he stops,
the wagon runs onto him, and if she’s in a movin’ mood,
that drags him. If she gets lazy, he butts her and thus,
why–I’ve tried it both ways, changing their places
more’n once. This is the best. How you like Californy?”
“Very much.”
“Come for your health?”
“Partly, for that.”
“H-m-m. Folks with you?”
“No. I’m alone.”
“Maybe you’ve got no folks. Some hasn’t. Ephraim,
yonder, is one. He’d be in a fix if ’twasn’t for
Jessie and me. I come about once in so often and
straighten out all the crooks. Took them pills, Ephy?”
Mr. Hale tried to repress a smile and failed, but
“Forty-niner” burst into a loud laugh, and replied:
“No, Aunt Sally, and what’s more I’m not going to.
Why should I? Who never have an ache or pain–that
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medicine will cure,” he added, looking tenderly
upon Lady Jess and remembering his grief of the past
night.
“Well, you ought to have. ’Tisn’t human nature to
live to eighty and not have. I’m twenty years younger’n
you are and I ache from head to foot, some days.”
“Asking questions sort of wears you out, I reckon.”
“Now, Ephy, don’t get playful. Not at your age.
It’s not a good sign. Besides, my hen chicken’s been
crowing more’n once this trip. That’s a sign of death–somewhere.”
“Giddap, Stiffleg!”
Ephraim urged his horse forward, meaning to forewarn
the “boys” of who and what was coming. Jessica
comprehended and quickly followed, but her object
was to bespeak a different kind of welcome from that
he intended. Neither knew, then, just how heartily
glad they would be before many hours were over of the
helpful, yet disturbing, presence of this same masterful
woman.
The Easterner was left to jog alongside the curious
team and its more curious mistress, who, even, while
she held the rope reins in one hand, was threading her
needle and sewing that patchwork which was as characteristic
of her as the ceaseless knitting was of Elsa.
In fact, when one came to look at her closely, there
were seen assorted bits of cloth, fragments of some
“block,” pinned here and there about her person; and
as he watched her nimble fingers fly from one seam to
another the gentleman’s amazement found expression.
“How can you manage to drive and sew at the same
time? And is it necessary?”
“I guess you’re a Yankee yourself, aren’t you?
Well, if I hadn’t been able to manage how do you s’pose
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I’d ever have got my quilt done in time for the State
fair? Fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty
pieces there’s in it, and I’ve willed it to Jessica Trent
when I’m done exhibitin’ it. None of ’em bigger ’n
a finger nail, and all done over paper. That’s a piece of
work, I ’low. What’s your complaint?”
“I–I don’t know as I have any. They’ve made me
very comfortable and welcome.”
“Dare say. They couldn’t do otherwise. Giddap
there, Balaam. Rosetty smells alfalfa, and you’ll have
to step out to keep up with a cow ’at does that. I
mean what’s your disease?”
“Oh! well–it’s of no consequence.”
“Man alive, don’t neglect yourself. You’re yallar.
You’ve got the janders. Sure’s I’m a living woman
that’s what it is.”
“I think not. I hope not,” said the poor man, but
rather feebly.
“Sure. Or shingles. I’ve never seen a real likely
case of shingles, and if it should be that, I’d just admire
to nurse you. What victuals you been eating?”
The dyspeptic winced. This sounded truly professional,
for all his numerous physicians had prefaced
their treatment by a similar question.
“I’ve been able to eat almost anything and everything
since I came into this country of open-air living. The
last thing was some of Elsa Winkler’s swiebach and
honey-sweetened coffee.”
“You don’t say! Oh! oh! Poison, sir, rank poison.
You may as well count yourself dead and laid out––”
The unfortunate stranger shivered and turned pale.
For some half hour past, he had been suffering various
qualms which he had attributed to Elsa’s hospitality,
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but to tell a nervous invalid that he has been poisoned
is to increase his misery a hundredfold. If Aunt Sally
had desired a patient she was now in a fair way to secure
one; but her words were without any significance
to herself beyond the fact that she favored neither
Elsa nor her cookery. Elsa’s knitting work had
crowded her own patchwork pretty closely at that famous
fair, and the handsome money prize, which she
felt belonged of rights to herself, had been halved between
the pair. Because, though their skill lay along
different lines, they had both signed their exhibits:
“From Sobrante,” and, manifestly, the judges could
not give two first premiums to one estate.
This memory served to change her thoughts from
disease to a detailed history of the wonderful quilt,
during which they arrived at Mrs. Trent’s cottage and
dinner.
But this could not yet be served. Aunt Sally must
needs first see her son, and after the fondest of greetings,
cautiously consign to him the care of her personal
outfit. She even ran after him–as he walked away,
grinning and leading the now obstreperous cow–with
a vial in her hand, begging:
“Now son, please me, before you eat that ‘mess’ of
men’s cooking by taking one spoonful of this dandelion
relish. Made it myself, purposely for you, and I’ll
warrant no alcohol in it, either.”
Experience had proved that protestation was worse
than useless; so, with another grin, but a really affectionate
“Thank you,” John accepted the vial and once
more started stableward.
“Now, Aunt Sally, come! You must be hungry yourself,
after your long ride,” urged Mrs. Trent, hospitably,
and with sincere pleasure lighting her gentle face.
Living so far from other women made the presence of
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even this uncouth one a comfort, and experience had
proved that Mrs. Benton was, in time of need, that
“rough diamond” which she claimed herself to be.
“All right, honey; in a minute. I’ll just step out to
the kitchen and pass the time of day with Wun Lung.
Besides––”
Jessica caught Aunt Sally around her waist–as far
as she could reach–and tried to prevent her leaving
the room, but was lightly set aside, with the remark:
“Face is next door to the mouth. Guess I want to
see what sort of food that heathen’s got ready for us,
’fore I touch it!”
“Oh, Aunt Sally! In my house–can’t you trust
me?” asked the hostess, with mild protest. Though she
knew before she spoke that her will as opposed to Mrs.
Benton’s, at least in minor matters, was powerless. So
she quietly brought a book and offered it to Mr. Hale,
with the suggestion that he make himself content for
the present.
“The dinner will be delayed and there will be a rumpus
in the kitchen. But the dinner will be all the better
for waiting and the rumpus will end in Wun Lung
taking another rest while Aunt Sally does his work.
Fortunately, she is a prime cook, and we shall fare
sumptuously every day. I’d be glad to keep her here,
always, if I could.”
“Old Ephraim Marsh did not appear to share your
sentiments,” and he described “Forty-niner’s” behavior
and remarks at first sighting Mrs. Benton’s wagon.
“Then you found him. He’s come back with you?
Oh! I am so thankful. Sobrante wouldn’t seem itself
without that straightforward, honest old man.”
“You are certain he is that?” asked, rather than asserted,
the other.
101“As certain as that there is honesty anywhere. What
can you mean? Why do you seem so doubtful?”
“I don’t wish to be a talebearer, but another of your
adoring proteges is in dire trouble. Elsa has been
robbed and accuses this unfortunate person of being the
culprit.”
“Such a thing would be impossible.”
“So it seemed to me. Yet that old Wolfgang finally
got it through his head–he appeared duller of wit
than his wife–that to lose sight of Ephraim was to
lose the money forever. Your little daughter promised
to produce him when needed, and after considerable
opposition they allowed him to come away. I fancy
they began to suspect me even. I fear, madam, I have
visited Sobrante at an unfortunate time.”
Mrs. Trent was paying but slight attention to his
words. Her mind was already disturbed by many inexplicable
things and would revert to Antonio’s insinuations
which, without Jessica’s knowledge, she had
also overheard. After a moment, recalled by high
voices in the kitchen, she rallied, and apologizing for
so doing, hastily left the dining-porch.
There were several gleaming pots and pans upon the
oil cooking-stove and behind these stood Wun Lung,
tenaciously grasping a meat dish and glaring unutterable
things out of his beady eyes upon the excited
woman who faced him, demanding:
“Give me that platter, monkey-face! Suppose I’ll
put your dirty victuals into my clean mouth or anybody
else’s? I’ve tasted your stuff before. A burnt
bairn dreads the fire. Hand it over. I’ll see if it’s fit.
There! That rice is boiling over.”
The dish of savory lamb stew had been most daintily
and carefully prepared after his mistress’ own minute
directions, but Wun Lung now slammed it upon the
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table with much violence and seized the pipkin of rice
from the stove. With undue emphasis he placed this
beside the stew and, advancing toward Mrs. Trent,
made several profound salaams.
“Lat m’loman come–me glo. Good-by.”
And for many a day thereafter Wun Lung served
no more in that, his own beloved kitchen.
Not a whit disturbed was Aunt Sally. Revolution
had become as the breath in her nostrils. Wherever she
went old orders were reversed and all things became
new. At a little town, with an unpronounceable Spanish
name, which it suited her to call “Boston,” she had
her home-room in the house of a long-suffering woman
cousin, whose ill-health afforded her infinite employment,
therefore enjoyment. The invalid endured
these ministrations because Aunt Sally also supported
her, as well as ruled her; but she appreciated the rest
which followed whenever the itching of Mrs. Benton’s
feet called their owner elsewhere. Between “Boston”
and Sobrante the patriotic wagon vibrated, like a long-distance
pendulum, and departing from either point
carried everything belonging to its proprietor within it.
“Boston” having become wearisome it was now Sobrante’s
turn.
“I haven’t been so happy since I first trod shoe
leather. Now, honey, you’ll have good, clean fixings,
with no opium nor rat tails in ’em,” she gleefully announced,
returning to the table.
“Aunt Sally, hush! What an opinion you’ll give our
guest of my housekeeping!” laughed Mrs. Trent.
“Pooh, child! Anybody that looks at you’ll know
you hate dirt. Now, eat, all. Only–you, Mr. Hale, I
must insist you take a dose of this saffron tea. I
steeped it while I was having that set-to with the
Chinaman, for I thank my stars I can always do two
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things at once. And if I know the signs–Gabriella
Trent, if that man hasn’t got the janders or shingles, or
malary fever, don’t you tell me a thing!”
“I certainly shall not tell you any such thing as that,
dear soul. The trouble is, Mr. Hale, Aunt Sally
is never so happy as when she has a sick person to
nurse. If nobody is ill she does her utmost to make
somebody so, with her uncalled for doses and stews.
But–once be ill! Ah! dear Aunt Sally, I know how
tender is your touch and how faithful your watch. God
bless you!”
Not often was the gentle mistress moved to such
emotion, and Mrs. Benton now put on her spectacles
and regarded her hostess over them with a critical air.
“Land, honey! You must be coming down with
something yourself! I never heard that janders was
catching, but, heart of grace, it might be! Yes, in-deedy,
it might be!”
The delight of her tone was equaled only by the
sparkle of her eye. To have come to Sobrante, guided
merely by the itching of a foot and to find two patients
ready to hand, what mortal could ask more?
Possibly, with the intention of helping on their timely
disorders, she heaped her neighbors’ plates with the
savory dinner, which was wholly due to Wun Lung’s
skill, and not, as she fancied, to her brief supervision.
When the meal was over, Aunt Sally retreated to the
kitchen, after forcing Mrs. Trent to lie down and rest,
“whether or no;” and to aid the lady’s slumbers, there
presently arose from without the lusty cries of two
small lads who had returned from some prank, late as
usual, and as usual, desperately hungry.
“I will have my dinner, so there, you old Aunt Sally!
I will go tell my mother–I won’t be spanked–I won’t
I–I–I––”
104“Wonbepanked!” screamed another childish treble.
“Yes, you will, the brace of you. Spare the rod and
spoil the child. That’s what Gabriella does, all the
time, soft-hearted dear that she is. A good, sound
spanking once in six months is all that keeps you in
a state of salvation. If it wasn’t for me I don’t know
what in reason you little tackers would grow up to be.
One thing I do know, though, and so do you, and that
is–that while your old Aunt Sally is at Sobrante ranch
you’ll never be late to your victuals again.”
In this events proved that the speaker was right, as,
indeed, she had often been before on similar occasions.
Knowing that this little family jar would result in
no serious harm to her idolized son, Mrs. Trent lay
still and thought, but did not sleep. How could she?
What a subtle thing is suggestion!
Poor, overburdened Gabriella Trent had known and
trusted old Epbraim Marsh for many years; yet the
words of Antonio, and now of this stranger within her
gates, lingered in her memory and would not then leave.
Up in his pleasant guest chamber Mr. Hale felt within
himself the increasing vigor of returning health,
tempered for the moment, it may be, by a little indiscretion
of diet; yet the assertion of that noisy old woman
below stairs, that he was, despite all, on the verge
of some serious illness, so worked upon his still weakened
nerves that he could neither sleep nor forget them.
The result in both cases was unfortunate.
That evening Mrs. Trent forbade her daughter the
rifle practice for which, promply on his return, Ephraim
had made special preparation. Her refusal hurt
the old fellow, already sensitive from a previous injury,
and he reflected, bitterly, as he once more sought his
monkish chamber:
105“After all, whoever dismissed me was right. I’m too
old for use. I’d better never have come back.”
As for Mr. Hale, brooding and an unwise exposure
to the night air on the previous evening, did bring on a
slight fever. Worriment increased this and, like many
men, he was impatient under suffering; so that when
his bell rang sharply, demanding attention, he was in a
fair way to require all that Aunt Sally or any other had
to give.
Meanwhile, down at the adobe quarters, other suspicions
were rife.
“What is that man doing here, any way? He don’t
tell his business, and he’s asked a power of questions.
He’s wormed out of one and another of us all there
is to learn about this ranch, and he hasn’t let on a
single thing about himself, except that he’s a lawyer
from New York. New York’s a big village and all
lawyers can lie. I’m bound to sound that chap before
I’m many hours older,” said Joe Dean, bringing his
hands down heavily upon the table.
“I know a trick worth two of that. Set mother on
him!” cried John Benton, gayly. “She’ll ask more
questions to the square inch than any other human being
I ever met, and she’ll have all his business, family
history, and present undertakings out of him before he
can say Jack Robinson. Lucky for us she got that
itching foot just when she did.”
So it was agreed; and thus, primed to the fullest
investigation, Aunt Sally and her curiosity established
themselves within their victim’s sickroom. When they
emerged from it, at daybreak, the one had been fully
satisfied–with horror; and the ruddy face of the
other had grown white and heartbroken as no single
night of watching should have left it.