It was trying to Mrs. Fogson to see her husband apparently getting the
worst of it from "that young viper," as she mentally apostrophized Jed,
and she longed to take a part, notwithstanding her husband's refusal to
accept her assistance.
A bright but malicious idea struck her. She seized a tin dipper and
filled it half full from the tea-kettle, the water in which was almost
scalding. Then she seized an opportunity to empty it over Jed. But
unfortunately for the success of her amiable plan, by the time she was
ready to pour it out it was Mr. Fogson who was exposed, and he received
the whole of the water on his neck and shoulder.
"Help! Help! Murder!" he shrieked in anguish. "You have scalded me,
you—you she cat!"
As he spoke he released his hold on Jed, who sprang to his feet and
stood watching for the next movement of the enemy.
"Did I scald you, Simeon?" asked Mrs. Fogson in dismay.
"Yes; I am almost dead. Get some flour and sweet oil—quick!"
"I didn't mean to," said his wife repentantly. "I meant it for that
boy."
"You're an idiot!" roared Fogson, stamping his foot. "Go and get the
oil—quick!"
Mrs. Fogson, much frightened, hurried to obey orders, and the next
fifteen minutes were spent in allaying the anguish of her lord and
master, who made it very unpleasant for her by his bitter complaints and
upbraidings.
"I think I'd better get out of this," thought Jed. "The old woman will
be trying to scald me next."
He disappeared through the side door, leaving the amiable couple busily
but not pleasantly employed.
He had scarcely left the house when Dr. Redmond drove up, his errand
being to see one of the inmates of the poorhouse.
"How are you, Jed?" he said pleasantly. "My wife tells me you did her a
great service to-day?"
"I was glad to do it, doctor," said Jed.
"Here's a dollar. I am sure you can use it."
"But, doctor, Mrs. Redmond gave me a dollar."
"Never mind! You can use both."
"Thank you," said Jed. "You'd better go right in, doctor; Mrs. Fogson
has just scalded her husband, and he is in great pain."
"How did it happen?" asked the doctor in amazement.
"Go in and they'll tell you," said Jed. "I'll see you afterwards and
tell you whether their story is correct."
When Mr. and Mrs. Fogson saw the doctor enter they were overjoyed.
"Oh, Dr. Redmond," groaned Fogson, "do something to relieve me quick.
I'm in terrible pain."
"What's the matter?" asked Dr. Redmond.
"I am scalded."
"How did it happen?"
"She did it!" said Fogson, pointing scornfully to Mrs. Fogson.
Dr. Redmond set himself at once to relieve the suffering one, making use
of the remedies that Fogson himself had suggested to his wife. When the
patient was more comfortable he turned gravely to Mrs. Fogson and asked:
"Will you explain how your husband got scalded?"
"The woman poured hot water on me," interrupted Fogson with an ugly
scowl. "It would serve her right if I treated her in the same manner."
"You don't mean that she did it on purpose, Mr. Fogson?" exclaimed the
doctor.
"Of course I didn't," retorted Mrs. Fogson indignantly. "I meant it for
Jed."
"You meant to scald Jed?" said the doctor sternly.
"Yes; he assaulted my husband, and I feared he would kill him. It was
all the way I could help."
"Mrs. Fogson, I can hardly believe you would be guilty of such an
atrocious act even on your own confession, nor can I believe that Jed
would assault your husband without good cause."
"It is true, whether you believe it or not," said Mrs. Fogson sullenly.
Dr. Redmond's answer was to open the outer door and call "Jed!"
Jed entered at once, and stood in the presence of his persecutors, calm
and undisturbed.
"Jed," said the doctor, "Mrs. Fogson admits that she scalded her husband
in trying to scald you, and urges, in defense, that you assaulted Mr.
Fogson. What do you say to this?"
"That Mr. Fogson struck me over the shoulder with a horsewhip, and that
I pulled it away from him. Upon this he sprang at me, and in
self-defense I grappled with him, and while we were rolling over the
floor Mrs. Fogson poured a dipper of hot water over her husband, meaning
it for me."
"Is this true, Mr. Fogson?" asked the doctor.
"Yes, it's about so. Mrs. Fogson acted like an idiot."
"If she had scalded Jed instead of you, would you say the same thing?"
"Well, of course that would have been different."
"I can see no difference," said Dr. Redmond sternly. "It was not an
idiotic, but a brutal and inhuman act."
"Come, doctor, that's rather strong," protested Fogson uncomfortably.
"It is not too strong! I don't think there is a person in the village
but would agree with me. Had the victim of the scalding been Jed, I
would have reported the matter to the authorities. Now tell me why you
attempted to horsewhip the boy?"
"Because he was impudent," replied Fogson evasively.
"And that was all?"
"He disobeyed me."
"Jed, let me hear your version of the story."
"Mr. Fogson knew that I had a dollar given me by Mrs. Redmond, and he
called upon me to give it up to him. I wouldn't do it, and upon that he
tried to horsewhip me."
"You see he owns up to his disobeying me, doctor," put in Fogson
triumphantly.
"Why did you require him to give you the dollar, Mr. Fogson?"
"Because he is a pauper, and a pauper has no right to hold money."
"I won't discuss that point. What did you propose to do with the dollar
in case you had obtained it from Jed?"
"As you are not Overseer of the Poor, Dr. Redmond, I don't know that I
have any call to tell you. When Squire Dixon asks me I will make it all
straight with him."
"Probably," answered the doctor in a significant tone, for he as well as
others understood that there was some secret compact between Mr. Fogson
and the town official, and he had earnestly opposed Squire Dixon at the
polls.
"Not only you, but Squire Dixon will have to give an account of your
stewardship," he said. "If any outrage should be committed against the
boy Jed, or any one else in this establishment, you will find that
making it straight with Squire Dixon won't be sufficient."
"I will report what you say to Squire Dixon," said Fogson defiantly.
"I wish you would. I shouldn't object to saying the same thing to his
face. Now, Mrs. Fogson, if you will lead the way I will go and see Mrs.
Connolly."
"Come along, then," said Mrs. Fogson, compressing her thin lips. "I
don't believe there is anything the matter with that old woman."
"I am a better judge of that matter than you, Mrs. Fogson."
The poor old woman looked thin and wan, and hardly had strength to lift
up her head to meet the doctor's glance.
After a brief examination he said: "Your trouble is nervous debility.
You have no strength. What you need is nourishment. Do you have tea
three times a day, Mrs. Connolly?"
"Only once a week, doctor," wailed the poor old woman, bursting into
tears.
"Only once a week!" repeated the doctor shocked. "What does this mean,
Mrs. Fogson?"
"It means, Dr. Redmond," answered the mistress of the poorhouse, "that
this is not a first-class hotel."
"I should say not," commented the doctor. "How often did you have tea,
Mrs. Connolly, when Mr. and Mrs. Avery were here?"
"At breakfast and supper, and on Sundays three times a day."
"Precisely. What do you say to that, Mrs. Fogson?"
"I say, as everybody says, that the Averys squandered the town's money."
"They certainly didn't put it into their own pockets. The town, I think
I am safe in saying, doesn't mean to starve the poor people whom it
provides for. Do I understand that you are actuated by a desire to save
the town's money?"
"Of course I am, and Squire Dixon approves all I do," answered Mrs.
Fogson defiantly.
"If he approves your withholding the necessities of life from those
under your charge he is unfit for his position. When the accounts of the
poorhouse are audited at the end of the year I shall make a searching
examination, and ascertain how much less they are under your
administration than under that of your predecessors."
Judging from her looks, Mrs. Fogson was aching to scratch Dr. Redmond's
eyes out; but as he was not a pauper she was compelled to restrain her
anger.
"Now, Mrs. Connolly," said the doctor, "you are to have tea twice a day,
and three times on Sunday. I shall see that it is given to you," he
added, with a significant glance at Mrs. Fogson.
"Oh, how glad I am!" said the poor creature. "God bless you, Dr.
Redmond!"
"Mrs. Fogson," went on the doctor, "do you limit yourself to tea once a
week?"
"I ain't a pauper, Dr. Redmond!" replied Mrs. Fogson indignantly.
"No; you are much stronger than a pauper, and could bear the deprivation
better. Let me tell you that you needn't be afraid to supply decent food
to the poor people in your charge. It won't cost any more than it did
under the Averys, for prices are, on the whole, cheaper."
"Perhaps if it does cost more you'll pay it out of your own pocket."
"I contribute already to the support of the poorhouse, being a large
taxpayer, and I give my medical services without exacting payment. The
town is not mean, and I will see that no fault is found with reasonable
bills."
"I wish you'd fall and break your neck, you old meddler," thought Mrs.
Fogson, but she did not dare to say this.
"One thing more, madam!" said the doctor, who had now entered the room
where Jed and her husband were; "reserve your hot water for its
legitimate uses. No more scalding, if you please."
"That's well put, doctor!" growled Fogson. "If she wants to scald
anybody else, she had better try herself."
"That's all the gratitude I get for taking your part, Simeon Fogson,"
said the exasperated helpmeet. "The next time, Jed may beat you black
and blue for all I care."
"It strikes me," remarked the doctor dryly, "that your husband is a
match for a boy of sixteen, and need be under no apprehension. No more
horsewhips, Mr. Fogson, if you please, and don't trouble yourself
about any small sums that Jed may receive. Jed, jump into my buggy, and
I will take you home with me. I think Mrs. Redmond will give you some
supper."
"The boy hasn't done his chores," said Mrs. Fogson maliciously.
"Very well, I will make a bargain with you. Don't object to his going,
and I won't charge Mr. Fogson anything for my attendance upon him just
now."
This appeal to the selfish interests of Mr. Fogson had its effect, and
Jed jumped into the doctor's buggy with eager alacrity.