I hate like the devil to drop into verse
Because hardly a chap can do it much worse:
Still prose sounds so dull when your mind lights on Cobb
And the writer of verse has some chance with the job;
For if ever a chap breathed forth sunlight and wit
And could write and then talk as if they were nit
And wooed you, and held you and made you first gulp
And tighten the throat and made you like pulp
Just to turn you to laughter until your sides ache,—
It’s Cobb: bless his heart and his wit: and I ask him to take
This rotten attempt to bid him God-speed
In taking the world and his wife in those paths
Where laughter and smiles still hang on the trees
And fun goes with sunshine, like the heart of a child!
Who wrote this? Oh, Lord: here’s the key to the lock,
Just read Cobb’s name backward, and you can’t miss the dock.
[A]
Cobb’s ability as a football player should entitle him to speak
at every Gridiron dinner. Cobb may require a sofa to sit down
on, but, as an all-around star he stands alone.
—Walter Trumbull
BY JOHN T. McCUTCHEON
To-night, as I look at Mr. Cobb, aglow with all that tailor,
laundry, barber and friendship can do for man, I find it hard
to realize that this is the same Mr. Cobb I saw one day last
August in Belgium.
Time had not dealt gently with him that day. The sun of his
smile had set early in the forenoon. His beard was several
days gone. His raiment was an affront to at least three of the
five senses and all that was left of his spirit was the droop.
He had eaten nothing for a long time, his feet were sore, and
he was so chafed that he emanated sparks at every step.
Even in a land as rich in ruins as Belgium, he stood out a conspicuous
masterpiece of wreckage.
The homeless Belgians pitied him!
Late in the evening, after several hours of brooding silence,
he gave utterance to the following statement:
“I wish I was back in New York, just sitting down to a good
square meal with some friends.”
And so to-night it is pleasant to realize that virtue is at least
triumphant and that his wish has come true.
—John T. McCutcheon
My admiration for him and what he has done is really beyond
words.
—J. A. Mitchell
IRVIN KULTUR KOBB
PADUCAH KY. U.S.A.
AS “GERMANY”
IN
“EUROPE REVISED”
BY WILLIAM H. WALKER
(BY CABLE)
Monumental on a boot cleaning stand, he is equally interested
in cigars and in assassinations, and he likes to wear his thinnest
clothes in winter. His stories are always reliable, even when
they deal with the British War Office. After annexing Broadway
he took Belgium and his book thereon is history. He sees
straight and writes straight, and I am his friend and his fan.
—Arnold Bennett
Cobb’s “Paths of Glory” is acclaimed throughout Britain to
be the most vivid, most moving, most convincing of all books
on the Great War; which means the British public recognizes
in the printed page the compelling personality of its author.
I am proud to be his publisher.
—J. E. Hodder Williams
BY HOWARD CHANDLER CHRISTY
Irvin Cobb leads his league in everything but base running.
He went to the Belgian battle-fields equipped as a war correspondent
with a facile pen, a sense of humor, and a wonderful
repertoire of darkey stories. He came back with a neutral
dialect, a reputation enhanced by the depth and sincerity of
his writing, and the mantles of Archibald Forbes and Bennett
Burleigh combining to cover—at least—portions of him.
—Walter Hale
We have long appreciated the corn of the South whose bright
kernels, properly distilled, make brighter Colonels still. Yet
when before have we worshipped the Cobb of the South?
Here, surely, is all the brightness and all the stimulation—and
all the nourishment which a fat land can give to a lean and
hungry world. More joy comes from one Cobb than from
1,000,000,000 bushels of corn—and although he is rare, in one
sense, in another he may be ranked as the South’s largest
output.
—Wallace Irwin
I see no reason why I should not say that I like Irvin Cobb—because
I do, very much. He does not irritate the throat;
and, if you are a magazine editor, his is the stuff you will
eventually buy.
—F. P. A.
MY FRIEND, DO
YOU REALIZE THAT
YOU ARE EXPOSING
YOURSELF TO
GREAT
DANGER?
NO, YOU BOOB—I
MISTOOK THE
SOUND OF THE
GUNS FOR
SOMEBODY
OPENING WINE
AND JUST DROPPED
IN TO JOIN
THE PARTY
FOOLISH QUESTION—NO. 1313.
BY R. L. GOLDBERG
The surest and simplest way to appreciate Irvin Cobb is to
start in to read him when you are too busy or too tired to read
anything at all.
—George Barr McCutcheon
Irvin Cobb! Gentle, keen, loyal and truth-telling—the best
ever.
—Wm. Travers Jerome
Certainly I appreciate Cobb! I appreciated him long before
the mob got on to him. But the thing that galls me is—why
the wrist watch? He came among us out west here, wearing
a 27-jewelled, steam-heated, forty-dollar wrist watch and I
assure you it is not being done here at all—at least not in our
set. Shall we blame the Germans for this, or is Old Irv slipping?
From my heart, I ask you to reason with him.
—C. E. Van Loan
This is the first time in five years I’ve regretted not being in
New York.
—Harry Leon Wilson
Monterey, California,
April First, Nineteen-fifteen.
BY ARTHUR WILLIAM BROWN
Irvin is a true humorist in that he knows when not to be funny.
In addition to numberless works of irresistible joviality, he has
contributed to American literature some of its most serious
notes, including stories of pathos and also of gruesome power,
almost unrivalled. He has written important essays on food,
too, one on Southern cooking, in particular, that is as savory
as Charles Lamb’s “Dissertation on Roast Pig.” We are safe
in hailing Cobb as already a classic.
Everybody reads and rejoices in Cobb’s printed self. Those
who know the man love him and rejoice in his society.
“Cobb’s Anatomy” is for the general public. His heart is the
biggest part of him, and if that were not true, this unusual
dinner would not be given. It takes more than a great writer
to earn great affection.
—Rupert Hughes
A big brain needs a big belly to balance it.
Irvin Cobb has a well-balanced brain.
He’s never top-heavy and never will be.
In all the years he wrote for the Sunday World he never was
late turning in his copy, reaching the pay-window, going to
luncheon, buying a drink, laughing at his own jokes or demanding
a raise in salary.
In his New York career he has made only three mistakes in
judgment: his house in Park Hill, the play he wrote, and leaving
the World. The first he may sell, the second he can live
down, but the third is irreparable,—if not to him, assuredly
to us.
—William Johnston
BY ALFRED FRUEH