I fear I cannot picture America as
altogether an Elysium—perhaps, from
the ordinary standpoint I know but
little about the country. I cannot
give its latitude or longitude; I cannot
compute the value of its dry
goods, and I have no very close
acquaintance with its politics. These
are matters which may not interest
you, and they certainly are not interesting
to me.
The first thing that struck me on
landing in America was that if the
Americans are not the most well-dressed
people in the world, they are
the most comfortably dressed. Men
are seen there with the dreadful
chimney-pot hat, but there are very
few hatless men; men wear the
shocking swallow-tail coat, but few
are to be seen with no coat at all.
There is an air of comfort in the
appearance of the people which is a
marked contrast to that seen in this
country, where, too often, people are
seen in close contact with rags.
The next thing particularly noticeable
is that everybody seems in a
hurry to catch a train. This is a state
of things which is not favourable to
poetry or romance. Had Romeo or
Juliet been in a constant state of
anxiety about trains, or had their
minds been agitated by the question
of return-tickets, Shakespeare could
not have given us those lovely balcony
scenes which are so full of poetry and
pathos.
America is the noisiest country that
ever existed. One is waked up in the
morning, not by the singing of the
nightingale, but by the steam whistle.
It is surprising that the sound practical
sense of the Americans does not
reduce this intolerable noise. All Art
depends upon exquisite and delicate
sensibility, and such continual turmoil
must ultimately be destructive of the
musical faculty.
There is not so much beauty to be
found in American cities as in Oxford,
Cambridge, Salisbury or Winchester,
where are lovely relics of a beautiful
age; but still there is a good deal of
beauty to be seen in them now and
then, but only where the American
has not attempted to create it. Where
the Americans have attempted to
produce beauty they have signally
failed. A remarkable characteristic
of the Americans is the manner in
which they have applied science to
modern life.
This is apparent in the most cursory
stroll through New York. In England
an inventor is regarded almost as a
crazy man, and in too many instances
invention ends in disappointment and
poverty. In America an inventor is
honoured, help is forthcoming, and
the exercise of ingenuity, the application
of science to the work of man,
is there the shortest road to wealth.
There is no country in the world
where machinery is so lovely as in
America.
I have always wished to believe
that the line of strength and the line
of beauty are one. That wish was
realised when I contemplated American
machinery. It was not until I
had seen the water-works at Chicago
that I realised the wonders of
machinery; the rise and fall of the
steel rods, the symmetrical motion of
the great wheels is the most beautifully
rhythmic thing I have ever seen.[3]
One is impressed in America, but not
favourably impressed, by the inordinate
size of everything. The country
seems to try to bully one into a
belief in its power by its impressive
bigness.
I was disappointed with Niagara—most
people must be disappointed
with Niagara. Every American bride
is taken there, and the sight of the
stupendous waterfall must be one of
the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments
in American married
life. One sees it under bad conditions,
very far away, the point of view not
showing the splendour of the water.
To appreciate it really one has to see
it from underneath the fall, and to do
that it is necessary to be dressed in a
yellow oil-skin, which is as ugly as a
mackintosh—and I hope none of you
ever wears one. It is a consolation to
know, however, that such an artist as
Madame Bernhardt has not only worn
that yellow, ugly dress, but has been
photographed in it.
Perhaps the most beautiful part of
America is the West, to reach which,
however, involves a journey by rail of
six days, racing along tied to an ugly
tin-kettle of a steam engine. I found
but poor consolation for this journey
in the fact that the boys who infest
the cars and sell everything that one
can eat—or should not eat—were
selling editions of my poems vilely
printed on a kind of grey blotting
paper, for the low price of ten cents.[4]
Calling these boys on one side I told
them that though poets like to be
popular they desire to be paid, and
selling editions of my poems without
giving me a profit is dealing a blow
at literature which must have a disastrous
effect on poetical aspirants.
The invariable reply that they made
was that they themselves made a
profit out of the transaction and that
was all they cared about.
It is a popular superstition that in
America a visitor is invariably
addressed as “Stranger.” I was
never once addressed as “Stranger.”
When I went to Texas I was called
“Captain”; when I got to the centre
of the country I was addressed as
“Colonel,” and, on arriving at the
borders of Mexico, as “General.” On
the whole, however, “Sir,” the old
English method of addressing people
is the most common.
It is, perhaps, worth while to note
that what many people call Americanisms
are really old English
expressions which have lingered in
our colonies while they have been
lost in our own country. Many people
imagine that the term “I guess,”
which is so common in America, is
purely an American expression, but it
was used by John Locke in his work
on “The Understanding,” just as we
now use “I think.”[5]
It is in the colonies, and not in the
mother country, that the old life of
the country really exists. If one wants
to realise what English Puritanism is—not
at its worst (when it is very
bad), but at its best, and then it is not
very good—I do not think one can find
much of it in England, but much can
be found about Boston and Massachusetts.
We have got rid of it.
America still preserves it, to be, I
hope, a short-lived curiosity.
San Francisco is a really beautiful
city. China Town, peopled by Chinese
labourers, is the most artistic town I
have ever come across. The people—strange,
melancholy Orientals, whom
many people would call common, and
they are certainly very poor—have
determined that they will have
nothing about them that is not beautiful.
In the Chinese restaurant, where
these navvies meet to have supper in
the evening, I found them drinking
tea out of china cups as delicate as
the petals of a rose-leaf, whereas at the
gaudy hotels I was supplied with a
delf cup an inch and a half thick.
When the Chinese bill was presented
it was made out on rice paper, the
account being done in Indian ink as
fantastically as if an artist had been
etching little birds on a fan.
Salt Lake City contains only two
buildings of note, the chief being the
Tabernacle, which is in the shape of a
soup-kettle. It is decorated by the
only native artist, and he has treated
religious subjects in the naive spirit
of the early Florentine painters, representing
people of our own day in
the dress of the period side by side
with people of Biblical history who
are clothed in some romantic costume.
The building next in importance is
called the Amelia Palace, in honour
of one of Brigham Young’s wives.
When he died the present president of
the Mormons stood up in the Tabernacle
and said that it had been
revealed to him that he was to have
the Amelia Palace, and that on this
subject there were to be no more
revelations of any kind!
From Salt Lake City one travels
over the great plains of Colorado and
up the Rocky Mountains, on the top
of which is Leadville, the richest city
in the world. It has also got the
reputation of being the roughest, and
every man carries a revolver. I was
told that if I went there they would
be sure to shoot me or my travelling
manager. I wrote and told them that
nothing that they could do to my travelling
manager would intimidate me.
They are miners—men working in
metals, so I lectured to them on the
Ethics of Art. I read them passages
from the autobiography of Benvenuto
Cellini and they seemed much delighted.
I was reproved by my hearers
for not having brought him with me.
I explained that he had been dead for
some little time which elicited the
enquiry “Who shot him”? They
afterwards took me to a dancing
saloon where I saw the only rational
method of art criticism I have ever
come across. Over the piano was
printed a notice:—
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HE IS DOING HIS BEST.
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The mortality among pianists in
that place is marvellous. Then they
asked me to supper, and having accepted,
I had to descend a mine in a
rickety bucket in which it was impossible
to be graceful. Having got
into the heart of the mountain I had
supper, the first course being whisky,
the second whisky and the third
whisky.
I went to the Theatre to lecture and
I was informed that just before I went
there two men had been seized for
committing a murder, and in that
theatre they had been brought on to
the stage at eight o’clock in the evening,
and then and there tried and
executed before a crowded audience.
But I found these miners very charming
and not at all rough.
Among the more elderly inhabitants
of the South I found a melancholy
tendency to date every event of
importance by the late war. “How
beautiful the moon is to-night,” I once
remarked to a gentleman who was
standing next to me. “Yes,” was his
reply, “but you should have seen it
before the war.”
So infinitesimal did I find the
knowledge of Art, west of the Rocky
Mountains, that an art patron—one
who in his day had been a miner—actually
sued the railroad company for
damages because the plaster cast of
Venus of Milo, which he had imported
from Paris, had been delivered minus
the arms. And, what is more surprising
still, he gained his case and the
damages.
Pennsylvania, with its rocky gorges
and woodland scenery, reminded me
of Switzerland. The prairie reminded
me of a piece of blotting-paper.
The Spanish and French have left
behind them memorials in the beauty
of their names. All the cities that
have beautiful names derive them
from the Spanish or the French. The
English people give intensely ugly
names to places. One place had such
an ugly name that I refused to lecture
there. It was called Grigsville. Supposing
I had founded a school of
Art there—fancy “Early Grigsville.”
Imagine a School of Art teaching
“Grigsville Renaissance.”
As for slang I did not hear much
of it, though a young lady who had
changed her clothes after an afternoon
dance did say that “after the heel
kick she shifted her day goods.”
American youths are pale and precocious,
or sallow and supercilious,
but American girls are pretty and
charming—little oases of pretty unreasonableness
in a vast desert of
practical common-sense.
Every American girl is entitled to
have twelve young men devoted to
her. They remain her slaves and she
rules them with charming nonchalance.
The men are entirely given to
business; they have, as they say, their
brains in front of their heads. They
are also exceedingly acceptive of new
ideas. Their education is practical.
We base the education of children
entirely on books, but we must give a
child a mind before we can instruct
the mind. Children have a natural antipathy
to books—handicraft should
be the basis of education. Boys and
girls should be taught to use their
hands to make something, and they
would be less apt to destroy and be
mischievous.
In going to America one learns that
poverty is not a necessary accompaniment
to civilisation. There at any
rate is a country that has no trappings,
no pageants and no gorgeous ceremonies.
I saw only two processions—one
was the Fire Brigade preceded
by the Police, the other was the
Police preceded by the Fire Brigade.
Every man when he gets to the age
of twenty-one is allowed a vote, and
thereby immediately acquires his
political education. The Americans
are the best politically educated
people in the world. It is well worth
one’s while to go to a country which
can teach us the beauty of the word
FREEDOM and the value of the
thing LIBERTY.