RED'S DISCOMFITURE
On their return they separated and Red, coming
to an arroyo, rode along its edge for a
mile and then turned north. Ten minutes
after he had changed his course he espied an indistinct
black speck moving among a clump of cottonwoods over
half a mile ahead of him, and as he swung his glasses
on it a cloud of smoke spurted out. His horse reared,
plunged, and then sank to earth where it kicked spasmodically
and lay quiet. As the horse died Red, who
had dismounted at the first tremor, threw himself down
behind it and shoved his rifle across the body, swearing
at the range, for at that distance his Winchester was
useless. A small handful of sand flew into the air close
beside him with a vicious spat, and the bullet hummed
away into the brush as a small pebble struck him sharply
on the cheek. A few seconds later he heard the faint,
flat report.
"It's a clean thousand, an' more," he growled.
"Wish I had Hopalong's gun. I'd make that feller
jump!"
He looked around to see how close he was to cover and
when he glanced again at the cottonwoods they seemed
to be free of an enemy. Then a shot came from a
point to the north of the trees and thudded into the
carcass of the horse. Red suddenly gave way to his
accumulated anger which now seethed at a white heat
and, scrambling to his feet, ran to the brush behind him.
When he gained it he plunged forward to top speed,
leaping from cover to cover as he zig-zagged towards
the man who had killed Ginger, and who had tried his
best to kill him.
He ran on and on, his rifle balanced in his right hand
and ready for instant use, his breath coming sharply
now. Red was in no way at home out of the saddle.
His high-heeled, tight-fitting boots cramped his toes and
the sand made running doubly hard. He was not far
from the cottonwoods; they lay before him and to his
right.
Turning quickly he went north, so as to go around
the plot of ground on which he hoped to find his accurate,
long-range assailant, and as he came to a break
in the hitherto close-growing brush he stopped short and
dropped to one knee behind a hillock of sand, the rifle
going to his shoulder as part of the movement.
Several hundred yards east of him he saw two men,
who were hastily mounting, and running from them was
a frightened calf. One of the pair waved an arm towards
the place where Ginger lay and as he did so a
puff of smoke lazily arose from behind the hillock of
sand to the west and he jumped up in his saddle, his
left arm falling to his side. Another puff of smoke
arose and his companion fought his wounded and frightened
horse, and then suddenly grasped his side and
groaned. The puffs were rising rapidly behind the hillock
and bullets sang sharply about them; the horse of
the first man hit leaped forward with a bullet-stung
rump. Spurring madly the two rustlers dashed into
the brush, lying close along the necks of their mounts,
and soon were lost to the sight of the angry marksman.
Red leaped up, mechanically refilling the magazine
of his rifle, and watched them out of sight, helpless
either to stop or pursue them. He shook his rifle, almost
blind with rage, crying: "I hope you get to
Thunder Mesa before we do, an' stay there; or run into
Frenchy an' his men on yore way back! If I could
get to Number Two ahead of you you'd never cross that
boundary."
As he returned to his horse his rage cooled and left
him, a quiet, deep animosity taking its place, and he
even smiled with savage elation when he thought how
he had shot at eight hundred yards—they had not escaped
entirely free from punishment and his accuracy
had impressed them so much that they had not lingered
to have it out with him, even as they were two to one,
mounted, and armed with long-range rifles. And he
could well allow them to escape, for he would find them
again at the mesa, if they managed to cross the line
unseen by his friends, and he could pay the debt there.
He swore when he came to the body of his horse and
anger again took possession of him. Ginger had been
the peer of any animal on the range and, contrary to
custom, he had felt no little affection for it. At cutting
out it had been unequalled and made the work a pleasure
to its rider; at stopping when the rope went home and
turning short when on the dead run it had not been
excelled by any horse on the ranch. He had taught
it several tricks, such as coming to him in response to
a whistle, lying down quickly at a slap on the shoulder,
and bucking with whole-hearted zeal and viciousness
when mounted by a stranger. Now he slapped the carcass
and removed the saddle and bridle which had so
often displeased it.
"Ginger, old boy," he said, slinging the forty-pound
saddle to his shoulder and turning to begin his long
tramp towards the dam, "I shore hate to hoof it, but
I'd do it with a lot better temper if I knowed you was
munching grass with th' rest of the cavvieyh. You've
been a good old friend, an' I hates to leave you; but if I
get any kind of a chance at th' thief that plugged you
I'll square up for you good an' plenty."
To the most zealous for exercise, carrying a forty-pound
double-cinched saddle for over five miles across a
hot, sandy plain and under a blazing, scorching sun, with
the cinches all the time working loose and falling to
drag behind and catch in the vegetation, was no pleasant
task; and add to that a bridle, full magazine rifle, field
glasses, canteen, and a three-pound Colt revolver swinging
from a belt heavily weighted with cartridges, and it
becomes decidedly irksome, to say the least. Red's temper
can be excused when it is remembered that for years
his walking had been restricted to getting to his horse,
that his footwear was unsuited for walking, that he
had been shot at and had lost his best horse. Each mile
added greatly to his weariness and temper and by the
time he caught sight of Hopalong, who rode recklessly
over the range blazing at a panic-stricken coyote, he
was near the point of spontaneous combustion.
He heaved the saddle from him, kicked savagely at it
as it dropped, for which he was instantly sorry, and
straightened his back slowly for fear that any sudden
exertion would break it. His rifle exploded, twice, thrice;
and Hopalong sat bolt upright and turned, his rifle
going instinctively to his shoulder before he saw his
friend's waving sombrero.
The coyote-chaser slid the smoking Sharps into its
sheath and galloped to meet his friend who, filling the
air with sulphurous remarks, now seated himself on the
roundly cursed saddle.
Hopalong swept up and stopped, grinning expectantly
and, to Red, exasperatingly. "Where's yore
cayuse?" he asked. "Why are you toting yore possessions
on th' hoof? Are you emigrating?"
Red's reply was a look wonderfully expressive of all
the evils in human nature, it was fairly crowded with
murder and torture, and Hopalong held his head on one
side while he weighed it.
"Phew!" he exclaimed in wondering awe. "Yo're
shore mad! You'd freeze old Geronimo's blood if he
saw that look!"
"An' I'll freeze yourn; I'll let it soak into th' sand
if you don't change yore front!" blazed Red.
"What's the matter? Where's Ginger?"
A rapid-fire string of expletives replied and then
Hopalong began to hear sensible words, which more and
more interspersed the profanity, and it was not long
before he learned of Red's ride along the arroyo's rim.
"When I turned north," Red continued, wrathfully,
"I saw something in them dozen cottonwoods around
that come-an'-go spring; an' then what do you think
happened?" he cried. Not waiting for any reply he
continued hastily: "Why, some murdering squaw's dog
went an' squibbed at me at long range! With me on my
own ranch, too! An' he killed Ginger first shot. He
missed me three straight an' I couldn't do nothing at a
thousand an' over with this gun."
"Th' d—n pirate!" exclaimed Hopalong, hotly.
"I was a whole lot mad by that time, so I jumped
back into th' brush an' ran for th' grove, hoping to get
square when I got in range. After I'd run about a
thousand miles I came to th' edge of th' clearing west
of th' trees an' d——d if I didn't see two fellers climbing
on their cayuses, an' some hasty, too. Reckon they
didn't know how many friends I might have behind me.
Well, I was some shaky from running like I did, an' they
was a good eight hundred away, but I let drive just th'
same an' got one in th' arm, th' other somewhere else,
an' hit both of their cayuses. I wish I'd 'a filled 'em so
full of holes they couldn't hang together, th' thieves!"
"I'd shore like to go after them, Red," Hopalong
remarked. "We could ride west an' get 'em when they
pass that water hole if you had a cayuse."
"Oh, we'll get 'em, all right—at th' mesa," Red
rejoined. "I'm so tired I wouldn't go now if I could.
Walking all th' way down here with that saddle! You
get off that cayuse an' let me ride him," he suggested,
mopping his face with his sleeve.
"What! Me? Me get off an' walk! I reckon
not!" replied Hopalong, and then his face softened.
"You pore, unfortunate cow-punch," he said, sympathetically.
"You toss up yore belongings an' climb
up here behind me. I'll take you to th' dam, where
Johnny has picketed his cayuse. Th' Kid's going in
for a swim; said he didn't know how soon he'd get a
chance to take a bath. We can rustle his cayuse for a
joke—come on."
"Oh, wait a minute, can't you?" Red replied, wearily.
"I can't lift my legs high enough to get up
there—they're like lead. That trail was hell strung
out."
"You should 'a cached yore saddle an' everything
but th' gun an' come down light," Hopalong remarked.
"Or you could a' gone to th' line an' waited for somebody
to come along. Why didn't you do that?"
"I ain't leaving that saddle nowhere," Red responded.
"Besides I was too blamed mad to stop an' think."
"Well, don't wait very long—Johnny may skin out
if you do," Hopalong replied, and then, suddenly:
"Just where was it you shot at them snakes?"
Red told him and Hopalong wheeled as if to ride
after them.
"Here, you!" cried Red, the horseless. "Where th'
devil are you going so sudden?"
"Up to get them cow-lifters that you couldn't, of
course," his companion replied. "I'm shore going to
show you how easy it is when you know how."
"Like h—l you are!" Red cried, springing up, his
lariat in his hand. "Yo're going to stay right here
with me, that's what yo're going to do! I've got something
for you to do, you compact bundle of gall! You
try to get away without me and I'll make you look like
an interrupted spasm, you wart-headed Algernon!"
"Do you want 'em to get plumb away?" cried the
man in the saddle, concealing his mirth.
"I want you to stick right here an' tote me to a
cayuse!" Red retorted, swinging the rope. "I'm going
to be around when anybody goes after them Siwashes,
an' don't you forget it. There ain't no hurry—we'll
get 'em quick enough when we starts west. An' if you
try any get-away play an' leave me out here on my two
feet with all these contraptions, I'll pick you off'n that
piebald like hell greased with calamity!"
Hopalong laughed heartily. "Why, I was only a-fooling,
Red. Do you reckon I'd go away an' leave
you standing out here like a busted-down pack mule?"
"I hoped you was only fooling, but I wasn't taking
no chances with a cuss like you," Red replied, grinning.
"Not with this load of woe, you bet."
"Say, it's too bad you didn't have my gun up there,"
Hopalong said, regretfully. "You could 'a got 'em
both then, an' had two cayuses to ride home on."
"Well, I could 'a got 'em with it," Red replied,
grinning, his good nature returning under the chaffing.
"But you can't hit th' mesa with it over six hundred.
They'd 'a got away from you without getting hit."
Hopalong laughed derisively and then sobered and
became anxious. "Yo're right, Red, yo're right," he
asserted with tender solicitude. "Now you get right
up here behind me an' I'll take you to th' dam where
th' Kid is. Pore feller," he sighed. "Well, I ain't a-wondering
after all you've been through. It was
enough to make a strong-minded man loco." He smiled
reassuringly. "Now climb right up behind me, Reddie.
Gimme yore little saddle an' yore no-account gun—Ouch!"
"I'll give you th' butt of it again if you don't act
like you've made th' best of them gravy brains!" Red
snorted. "Here, you lop-eared cow-wrastler—catch
this!" throwing the saddle so sudden and hard that
Hopalong almost lost his balance from the impact.
"Now you gimme a little room in front of th' tail—I
ain't no blasted fly."
Hopalong gave his friend a hand and Red landed
across the horse's back, to the instant and strong dislike
of that animal, which showed its displeasure by bucking
mildly.
"Glory be!" cried Hopalong, laughing. "Riding
double on a bucking hinge ain't no play, is it? Suppose
he felt like pitching real strong—where would
you be with that tail holt?"
"You bump my nose again with th' back of yore
head an' you'll see how much play it is!" Red retorted.
"Come on—pull out. We ain't glued fast. Th'
world moves, all right, but if yo're counting on it sliding
under you till th' dam comes around you're way
off; it ain't moving that way. Hey! Stop that spurring!"
"I'll hook 'em in you again if you don't shut up!"
Hopalong promised, jabbing them into the horse, which
gave one farewell kick, to Red's disgust, and cantered
south with ears flattened.
"Whoop! I'm riding again!" Red exulted.
"I'm glad it wasn't Red Eagle they went an' killed,"
Hopalong remarked.
"Red Eagle!" snorted Red, indignantly. "What
good is this cayuse, anyhow? Ginger was worth three
like this."
"Well, if you don't like this cayuse you can get off
an' hoof it, you know," Hopalong retorted. "But I'll
tell you what you know a'ready; there ain't no cayuse
in this part of th' country that can lose him in long-distance
running. He ain't no fancy, parlor animal
like Ginger was; he don't know how to smoke a cig or
wash dishes, or do any of th' fool things yore cayuse
did, but he is right on th' job when it comes to going
hard an' long. An' it's them two things that tell how
much a cayuse is worth, down here in this country. If
I could 'a jumped on him up there when they made
their get-away from you, me an' th' Sharps would 'a
fixed 'em. They wouldn't be laughing now at how easy
you was."
"They ain't laughing, not a bit of it—an' they
won't even be able to swear after I get out to th' mesa,"
Red asserted. "Have you seen Buck, or anybody 'cept
th' Kid?"
"Yes. I told Buck an' Frenchy about it, an' Skinny,
too," Hopalong replied. "Buck an' Frenchy went
north along th' west line to get th' boys from Number
Two. Buck says we'll go after 'em just as soon as we
can get ready, which most of us are now. Pore Lanky;
he's got to stay home an' pet his wounds—Buck said
he couldn't go."
"Did Buck say who was going an' who was going to
stay home?"
"Yes; you, Johnny, Billy, Pete, Skinny, Frenchy,
me, Buck, an' Pie Willis are going—th' rest will have
to watch th' ranch. That makes nine of us. Wonder
how many are up that mesa?"
"There'll be plenty, don't you worry," Red replied.
"When we go after anybody we generally has to mix
up with a whole company. I wouldn't be a whole lot
surprised if they give us an awful fight before they
peter out. They'll be up in th' air a hundred feet.
We'll have plenty to do, all right."
"Well, two won't be there, anyhow—Archer an'
Juan. I bet we'll find most of th' people of Eagle up
there waiting for us."
"Lord, I hope they are!" cried Red. "Then we
can clean up everything at once, town an' all."
"There's th' Kid—see th' splash?" Hopalong
laughed. "He shore is stuck on swimming. He don't
care if there's cotton-mouths in there with him. One
of them snakes will get him some day, an' if one does,
then we'll plant him, quick."
"Oh, I dunno. I ain't seen none at th' dam," Red
replied. "They don't like th' sand there as much as
they do th' mud up at th' other end, an' along th' sides.
Gee! There's his cayuse!"
Johnny dove out of sight, turned over and came up
again, happy as a lark, and saw his friends riding towards
him, and he trod water and grinned. "Hullo,
fellers. Coming in?—it's fine! Hey, Red. We're
all going out to Thunder Mesa as soon as we can! But
what are you riding double for? Where's yore
cayuse?" Something in Red's expression made him
suspicious of his friends' intentions and, fearing that
he might have to do some walking, he made a few quick
strokes and climbed out, dressing as rapidly as his wet
skin would permit.
Red briefly related his experience and Johnny swore
as he struggled through his shirt. "What are you
going to do?" he asked, poking his head out into sight.
"I'm going to ride yore cayuse to th' line house—you
ain't as tired as me," replied Red.
"Not while I'm alive, you ain't!" cried Johnny, running
to his horse. Then he grinned and went back to
his clothes. "You take him an' rope th' cayuse I saw
down in that barranca—there's two of 'em there, both
belonging to Meeker. But you be shore to come
back!"
"Shore, Kid," Red replied, vaulting into the saddle
and riding away.
Johnny fastened his belt around him and looked up.
"Say, Hoppy," he laughed, "Buck said Cowan sent
my new gun down to th' bunk house yesterday. He's
going to bring it with him when he comes down to-morrow.
But I only got fifty cartridges for it—will you
lend me some of yourn if I run short?"
"Where did Cowan get it?"
"Why, don't you remember he said he'd get me one
like yourn th' next time he went north? He got back
yesterday—bought it off some feller up on th' XS.
Cost me twenty-five dollars without th' cartridges. But
I've got fifty empties I can load when I get time, so
I'll be all right later on. Will you lend me some?"
"Fifty is enough, you chump," laughed Hopalong.
"You won't get that many good chances out there."
"I know; but I want to practise a little. It'll shoot
flatter than my Winchester," Johnny grinned, hardly
able to keep from riding to the bunk house to get his
new gun.
Red rode up leading a horse. "That's a good rope,
Kid, 'though th' hondo is purty heavy," he said, saddling
the captured animal. "Is Buck going to bring down
any food an' cartridges when he comes?" he asked.
"Yes; three cayuses will pack 'em. We can send
back for more if we stay out there long enough to need
more. Buck says that freak spring up on top flows
about half a mile through th' chaparral before it peters
out. What do you know about it, Red?" Hopalong
asked.
"Seems to me that he's right. I think it flows
through a twisting arroyo. But there'll be water
enough for us, all right."
"I got a .45-120 Sharps just like Hopalong's, Red,"
Johnny grinned. "He said he'd lend me fifty cartridges
for it, didn't you, Hoppy?"
"Well, I'll be blamed!" exclaimed Hopalong.
"First thing I knowed about it, if I did. I tell you
you won't need 'em."
"Where'd you get it?" asked Red.
"Cowan got it. I told you all about it three weeks
ago."
"Well, you better give it back an' use yore Winchester,"
replied Red. "It ain't no good, an' you'll
shoot some of us with it, too. What do you want with
a gun that'll shoot eighteen hundred? You can't hit
anything now above three hundred."
"Yo're another—I can, an' you know it, too. Three
hundred!" he snorted. "Huh! Here comes Skinny!"
Skinny rode up and joined them, all going to the
Peak. Finally he turned and winked at Johnny.
"Hey, Kid. Hopalong ought to go right down to
th' H2 while he's got time. He hadn't ought to go off
fighting without saying good-bye to his girl, had
he?"
"She'd keep him home—wouldn't let him take no
chances of getting shot," Red asserted. "Anyhow, if
he went down there he'd forget to come back."
"Ow-wow!" cried Johnny. "You hit him! You hit
him! Look at his face!"
"He shore can't do no courting while he's away,"
Skinny remarked. "He wouldn't let Red go with him
when he went to give Meeker th' shovel, an' I didn't
know why till just now."
"You go to blazes, all of you!" exclaimed Hopalong,
red and uncomfortable. "I ain't doing no courting,
you chump! An' Red knows why I went down
there alone."
"Yes; you gave me a fool reason, an' went alone,"
Red retorted. "An' if that ain't courting, for th'
Lord's sake what is it? Or is she doing all of it, you
being bashful?"
"Yes, Hoppy; tell us what it is," asked Skinny.
"Oh, don't mind them, Hoppy; they're jealous,"
Johnny interposed. "Don't you make no excuses, not
one. Admit that yo're courting an' tell 'em that yo're
going to keep right on a-doing it an' get all th' honey
you can."
Red and Skinny grinned and Hopalong, swearing at
Johnny, made a quick grab for him, but missed, for
Johnny knew the strength of that grip. "I ain't courting!
I'm only trying to—trying to be—sociable;
that's all!"
"Sociable!" yelled Red. "Oh, Lord!"
"It must be nice to be sociable," replied Johnny.
"Since you ain't courting, an' are only trying to be
sociable, then you won't care if we go down an' try it.
Me for th' H2!"
"You bet; an' I'm going down, too," asserted Red,
who was very much afraid of women, and who wouldn't
have called on Mary Meeker for a hundred dollars.
Hopalong knew his friend's weakness and he quickly
replied: "Red, I dare you to do that. I dare you to
go down there an' talk to her for five minutes. When
I say talk, I don't mean stammer. I dare you!"
"Do you dare me?" asked Johnny, quickly, glancing
at the sun to see how much time he had.
"Oh, I ain't got time," replied Red, grinning.
"You ain't got th' nerve, you mean," jeered Skinny.
"I dare you, Red," Hopalong repeated, grimly.
"I asked you if you dared me?" hastily repeated
Johnny.
"You! Not on yore life, Kid. But you stay away
from there!" Hopalong warned.
"Gee—wish you'd lend me them cartridges," sighed
Johnny. "Mebbe Meeker has got some he ain't so
stingy with," he added, thoughtfully.
"I'll lend you th' cartridges, Kid," Hopalong offered.
"But you stay away from th' H2. D'y hear?"