BY
C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE AUTHOR OF
“THE NEW EDEN,” “THE RECIPE FOR DIAMONDS,” “ADVENTURES OF
CAPTAIN KETTLE,” “THROUGH ARCTIC LAPLAND,” ETC., ETC.
R. F. FENNO & COMPANY :9 and 11 EAST
SIXTEENTH STREET: NEW YORK CITY LONDON—CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY
1899
Copyright, 1895-1899
BY
C. J. CUTCLIFFE HYNE
Honor of Thieves.
TO
MY VARIOUS SHIPMATES
AND SHOREMATES
ON SEA AND AMERICAN LAND IN 1893
IN MEMORY OF
WHAT WE SAW TOGETHER AND WHAT WE DID.
C. J. C. H.
PREFACE.
“It seems to me,” said a philosopher once,
“that there are no entirely good men in the
world, and none completely bad. Single out
your best man, and you will find that he lacks
perfection in some part of him; and examine
your worst, and you will see that he has at least
one redeeming quality.”
In this book the men mostly verge towards
bad: but some are better than others. Because
they are merely human, they act according to
their lights. You may meet others like them any
day if you go out and about, and most of them
give extremely good dinners. Till they are found
out, you consider them amusing: afterwards, being
better than they, you instantly set them down
as most pernicious scoundrels, and shake hands
with yourself, and write to your tailor to order
more noticeable phylacteries on the next new
suit. This is called “keeping up a healthy moral
tone,” and does a great deal of good in the
world.
HONOR OF THIEVES. — CHAPTER I. THE ANTECEDENTS OF PATRICK ONSLOW.
Miss Rivers picked out the name of Patrick
Onslow in the society paper which lay upon her
knee, and drew idle circles round it with a pink
ball-pencil. Fairfax tugged at his mustache,
and returned to the subject which they had been
discussing.
“The fellow has,” said Fairfax, “a genial insolence
of manner which seems rather taking with
some people. But I confess I shouldn’t have
thought him the man you would have cared to
see twice, Amy.”
“You’re prejudiced, obviously; and I’ve a good
mind to say maliciously prejudiced. I don’t know
how much you saw of him, because I can’t be
invited to a Wanderers’ Club dinner; you don’t
know how much I saw of him, because you missed
some distant train and didn’t come here to the
ball last night. But I’ll tell you: I saw all I
could. He’s perfectly and entirely charming.
He’s been everywhere, done everything, and he
isn’t a bit blasé.”
“I heard,” said Fairfax, “that Mrs. Shelf was
lionizing Onslow round last night as the great
traveler. Does he belong to the advertising
variety of globe-trotter? Did he sit in a side
room and hold a small audience spellbound with
a selection from his adventures?”
Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Not
he. But you know what Mrs. Shelf is when she
gets any show person at one of her functions.
The poor man had to stand it for a while, because
she held on to him as though he might have been
her fan. But he escaped as soon as he decently
could by saying he wanted to dance. He asked
me to give him the fourth waltz. I did it out of
sheer pity, because I saw Mrs. Shelf’s thumbscrews
were making him writhe.”
“’Shows how little a man knows about the girl
he’s engaged to. Now, I had always imagined
that, having the pick of the men, you invariably
wrote down the best dancers, and never saddled
yourself with a stranger who was a very possible
duffer.”
Amy Rivers laughed. “That’s generalizing.
But it was different last night, because, so to
speak, I’m a member of the household here. A
ward counts as a sort of niece, doesn’t she? Or
between that and an adopted daughter? But,
anyway, it was out of sheer pity for Mr. Onslow
in the first instance, and it was with distinct
qualms that I let him take me down to dance. I
quite intended, after half a round, to say the room
was too crowded, and go and sit somewhere.
That is to say, I made up my mind to do this
when he asked me. However, when I dropped
my fingers on his arm to go down-stairs, I had my
doubts. You know after two seasons one gets
instinctively to know by the first touch how a
man will dance. And when he put his arm around
me, and we moved to the music, I felt like going
on forever. Waltzing is hard just now, because
it’s in a transition state between two styles; but
his dancing was something to dream about. We
started off with the newest quick waltz. Hamilton,
it was just lovely! He was so perfect that
just for experiment I altered my step—by degrees,
you know. Automatically, and without anything
being seen, he changed too; and we were dancing
the old slow glide before I knew. And his steering
was perfect. In that whirling, teeming, tangled
mob he never bumped me once. I gave him
two more waltzes, and cut another couple in his
favor.”
“Which makes five in all,” said Fairfax, rather
stiffly.
Amy Rivers took his hand and patted it.
“Don’t be cross, dear. You know how I love a
good dance, and one doesn’t meet a partner like
Mr. Onslow every day. I suppose he’s done his
waltzing in Vienna and Paris, and Yorkshire, and
New Orleans, as well as here in London; and by
averaging them all up he can’t help but be good.”
“Is it from going to those places that Mrs.
Shelf called him the Great Traveler?”
“Of course not! Hamilton, how stupid you
are about him! Why, he’s rummaged about in
every back corner of the world, so they say.”
“So they say, yes! Teheran to Timbuctoo.
But what does he say himself about his wanderings
beyond the tram-lines? Shuffles mostly,
doesn’t he? And who’s met him anywhere?
Not a soul will come forward to speak. I tell you,
Amy, there’s something uncanny about this
Patrick Onslow. He turns up here periodically
in London after some vague exploring trip to a
place that isn’t mapped, and you can never pin
him to tell exactly where he’s been. He comes
with money, spends it en prince, and then goes
off again, nominally perhaps to the Gobi Desert,
and returns with another cargo.”
“How romantic!” said Miss Rivers.
“Yes, isn’t it?” said her fiancé drily. “If he’d
lived a century earlier, one would have said he’d
got a sound business connection as a pirate somewhere
West Indies way. As this year is eighteen
ninety-three, and that explanation’s barred, one
simply has to accept him as an uncomfortable
mystery.”
“Hamilton, how absurd you are! Wherever
did all this rigmarole come from?”
“From the club, and London gossiping places
generally. I suppose we ought to be indebted to
Onslow for providing us with something to talk
about.”
“But tell me; if his antecedents are so queer,
how is it he goes about so much here? He’s
apparently asked everywhere—at least, so Mrs.
Shelf says—and he knows everybody who’s worth
knowing.”
Fairfax laughed. “Why does London society
take up with an ex-bushranger from Australia, or
a glorified advertising cowboy from the wild, wild
West? Simply because London society is extremely
parochial, and gets desperately bored
with its own little self undiluted. Now, Onslow
has undoubtedly wandered about outside the
parish; and occasionally he lets drop hints which
make one think he’s seen some queerish ups and
downs in places where polite society doesn’t go;
and, in fact, he preserves a good-humored reticence
about most of his doings. This makes
people thoughtful and speculative. If a Chinese
extradition warrant was to turn up to-morrow to
arrest him for sticking up a three-button mandarin
beyond the Great Wall, nobody would be a
bit surprised; or if he were to tell the City this
afternoon that he’d a concession for a silver
mine in an unexplored part of Venezuela which
he wished to dispose of at reasonable rates, we’d
take it with pleased equanimity. Now, you know,
Amy, there’s a fearful joy in entertaining a man
of that stamp.”
“Especially when he’s as fascinating as Mr.
Onslow can be when he chooses. And such a
waltzer! But you speak as if he was a savage
from some back settlement, come into decent
society for the first time. He isn’t that in the
least. He’s a gentleman distinctly.”
“My dear Amy, I never meant to suggest that
he was not. There’s no particular secret about
his life. He comes of a good west-county family;
was a Harrow boy, and played in their eleven;
went through Cambridge; and afterwards found
a berth in the Diplomatic Service. Then, by way
of variety, he got engaged to be married to a girl
who jilted him; on the strength of which he began
to run wild. He started on six months’ leave for
a trip into Tibet, but he stayed beyond the limits
of the postal system for two years and a half, and
when he got back to England the Diplomatic
Corps found that they could get on very well
without him. So he continued his rambles. He
doesn’t seem able to settle down.”
“That’s because he can’t forget the girl who
threw him over,” exclaimed Miss Rivers. “How
awfully romantic! I wonder who she was? She
couldn’t have been anybody nice, or she wouldn’t
have done it, because he’s a regular dear. And
fancy his remembering her all this time! I just
love him for it.”
“Some fellows,” remarked Fairfax judiciously,
“would get jealous if the girl they were going to
marry talked about another man this way.”
Miss Rivers reassured him first practically,
and then in words. “You goose!” said she; “if
I cared for him in that way, don’t you see, I
shouldn’t have spoken about him to you at all.”
Fairfax did not answer directly. He kissed
her thoughtfully, and after a while he said: “I’m
not superstitious, dear, as a general thing. Work
in a shipping office tends to make one painfully
matter of fact. But for all that, I wish this fellow
Onslow would either marry or get crumpled up
in a cab accident, or have himself safely fastened
down out of harm’s way somewhere. I’ve got a
foreboding, Amy, that he’s going to do a bad
turn either to you or to me—which means both
of us. I know it’s absurd, but I can’t get rid of
it.”
“How creepy!” said Amy Rivers. “But
what nonsense, Hamilton!”
CHAPTER II A FORTUNE FOR THE PAIR OF US.
Mr. Theodore Shelf’s carriage and pair drew
up at the smartest house in Park Lane, and Mr.
Theodore Shelf went up the steps and entered
the door which a man servant opened for him.
He was a stout, middle-aged man, with a clean-shaven
face, and a short frock-coat of black broadcloth.
He allowed himself to be eased of his hat
and umbrella, and then passed through the
gorgeous hall to the rosewood billiard-room at the
back. There he found his guest, Mr. Patrick
Onslow, in shirt-sleeves, practising fancy shots by
himself.
“What, alone, Mr. Onslow?”
“Why, yes. I did have a hundred up with
your niece earlier, but some one came for her.”
“Niece? Oh, Amy, you mean—Miss Rivers?
Ah, my dear sir! from the love we have for her
in this household, and the way we treat her, you
naturally fancy she is a blood relation. It is a
graceful compliment for you to pay, Mr. Onslow;
but it is my duty to correct you. Miss Rivers is
legally only my ward.”
“Ward? Oh, see that? Red hard against
the cushion, and white bang over the bottom
pocket. Neat cannon, wasn’t it, considering the
long time since I’ve handled a cue?”
“The only child of my late partner. You
know, the firm still stands as Marmaduke Rivers
and Shelf. We call ourselves on the billheads,
‘Agents to the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,’
though, of course, we really own the whole line.
You see our flag, sir, in every sea.”
“I know. Nagasaki to Buenos Ayres; gin
and gunpowder on the West Coast; coals and
cotton at New Orleans.”
“And we do not send our steamers for the
business of trade alone, Mr. Onslow. We pick
our captains and officers with an eye to a holier
purpose. We trust that they spread a Christian
influence in all their ports of call,” observed
Mr. Shelf unctuously.
“Yes; I saw them at work once at Axim, on a
tramp steamer you sent down there. They were
taking Krooboys on board. The skipper received
them on one of the bridge-deck ladders with a
knuckleduster, and kicked ’em along. The chief
stood by with a monkey-wrench and tickled them
with that as they passed down to the lower deck
aft. They mentioned at the time that this process
had a fine Christianizing influence; prevented the
boys from being uppish; showed ’em what the
white man could do when he liked; taught ’em
humility, in fact. I say, there’s a pull towards
this bottom pocket. People have been sitting on
the table.”
“Mr. Onslow—Mr. Onslow, you are making a
very serious accusation against one of my ship’s
companies.”
“Accusations? I? Never a bit of it. The
fellows only acted according to their lights.
That’s the only way sailormen know of getting
Krooboys to work; and it was a case of squeezing
the work out of them or having the natural
sack from you. And so, as they didn’t know another
method, they fell back on knuckleduster
and monkey-wrench. I’ll play you fifty up.”
Mr. Shelf put up a large white hand. “No; I
don’t play billiards myself. So many young men
have been ruined by the pursuit, that I refrain from
it by way of setting an example. But my friends
who visit here are not so scrupulous, and I have
the table for them.”
“Beautiful!” said Onslow. He might have
been referring to his own play, or to Mr. Shelf’s
improving sentiment.
“You see, Mr. Onslow, from my position, so
many people look up to me that it is nothing
short of my bounden duty to deprive myself of
certain things, and be, so far as possible, a humble
model for them to form themselves by. Long
before a constituency sent me to Parliament, I
devoted my best energies to Christianizing the
lower classes, and I hope not without success. If
appreciation is any criterion, I may say that I was
elected president of no less than twelve improvement
societies. It took me much time and
thought to attend to them. Yet I wish I could
have given more.”
“Yes—that pocket does pull; there’s a regular
tram-line towards it. H’m, mighty good work of
yours. But doesn’t it sour on you sometimes?
Don’t you want a day off occasionally? A run
down to Monte Carlo, for instance?”
“Monte Carlo! You horrify me, Mr. Onslow.
You are my guest, and I cannot speak strongly;
but this is a very poor jest of yours.”
“Well, perhaps you know best about that place.
Monte Carlo is risky at the best of times for some
folks, because you’re bound to meet crowds of
people you know; and if they aren’t on the razzle-dazzle
too, and pinned to decent silence through
their own iniquities, some of them are apt to split
when they get home again. But I don’t know
why you should be horrified, seeing that we are
entre quatre yeux here, and not on one of your
pious example platforms. You know you’ve been
in a far hotter shop than Monte Carlo.—See me
pot that red? Ah, rouge perd—Barcelona, to wit.
If you remember, you were staying at the Cuatro
Naciones, and at nights you used to cross the
Rhambla, and——”
“Mr. Onslow, how did you know all this?”
“Do you remember objecting to take a sheaf
of obvious spurious notes, and there was a row,
and somebody whipped out a knife, and somebody
else floored the knife-man with a chair?”
“Yes—no.”
“After which you very sensibly bolted. Well,
I had only just that moment come in, but I saw
you were a fellow-islander, and that’s why I
handled the chair. You don’t remember me, and
I didn’t know your name, but I recognized you
the moment your wife introduced us, because I
never forget a face.”
“You’re mistaken. I never was in such a place
in my life, sir. Think of the position I occupy.
Why, the thing’s absurd!”
“Now, my good sir, why waste lies? I’m not
going to show you up. No fear. Why should
I? It would probably ruin you, and I should
stand self-convicted of being in the lowest and most
desperate gambling hell in Europe, without being
made a sixpence richer by the transaction. Only
you didn’t know me, and you thought I didn’t
know you; and I thought it would be handier if
we were open about one another’s little ways at
once before we went any further. Who knows
but what we might be partners in some profitable
business together?” Onslow put his cue down
and faced his host, with hands deep in his trousers
pockets. “It’s worth thinking about,” he observed.
Mr. Theodore Shelf stood before the fireplace
and drew a handkerchief across his forehead with
trembling fingers. “What business do you refer
to?” he asked at length.
“None whatever. I’m not a business man. I
make discoveries and don’t know how to use
them. You are a business man and may be able
to see where the money profit comes in. If you
can, why then we’ll share the plunder. If you
can’t, we’re neither of us worse off than before.”
“But this is vague. What sort of discoveries?
Have you found a mine?”
“No, sir; in the present instance a channel!”
“A channel?—I don’t understand you.”
“A deep-water channel leading in to a certain
coast, where everybody else supposes there is
nothing but shallow water. The Government
charts put down the place as partly unsurveyed,
but all impossible for navigation. The upgrowth
of coral, they say, is turning part of the sea into
dry land. In a large measure this is true; but at
one point—which I have discovered—a river comes
down from the interior, and the scour of this river
has cut a deep narrow channel out through the
reefs to the deep sea water beyond.”
“Well,” Shelf broke in, “I see no value in that.”
“Wait a minute! In confidence I’ll tell you it
is on the West Coast of Florida—on the Mexican
Gulf coast. The interior of southern Florida is
called the Everglades. It’s partly lake, partly
swamp; built up of mangroves, saw-grass, cypress
trees, and water; tenanted by snakes, alligators,
wild beasts, and a few Seminole Indians. Only
one expedition of whites has been across it—or
rather only one expedition known to history. But
I’ve been there, right into the heart of the Everglades;
in fact, I’ve just come from there; and I
netted £1000 out of the trip.”
“How?” asked Shelf, eagerly.
“Never mind exactly how. That’s partly another
man’s business. Shall we say the other
man gave me a commission there, and I carried
it out, and got duly paid? Anyway, that’s sufficient
explanation. But now about this channel
I’ve found. If one gives it to the chart people,
they’ll simply say, ‘Thank you,’ and publish your
name in one number of an official magazine which
nobody reads. I don’t long for fame of that
kind. I’ve the sordid taste to much prefer gold.”
“I think I understand you,” said Shelf. “Give
me a minute to think it out.”
“A week if you like,” said the other; and, picking
up his cue, again returned to the billiard-table.
The balls clicked lazily, and the rosewood clock
marked off the seconds with firmness and precision.
Shelf lay back in his chair, his finger-tips
together beneath the square chin, his eyes watching
the shadows which the lamps cast on the
frescoed ceiling. He looked entirely placid. No
one would have guessed the simmer of thoughts
which were poppling and bubbling in his brain.
A stream of projects came before him, flashed
into detail, and were dismissed as impracticable.
It was the great trait of this man’s genius that he
could think with the speed of a hurricane, and
clear his head of an unprofitable idea a moment
after it was born.
Twenty schemes occurred to him, all to be dismissed:
and then came the twenty-first; and
that stayed. He ran a mental finger through all
its leading details: he conned over a thousand
minutiæ. It was the thing to suit his purpose.
A bare minute had passed, but he needed no
more time for his deliberations. The scheme
seemed perfect to him, without flaw, without
chance of improvement. The hugeness of it
thrilled him like a draught of spirit. He was betrayed
away from his unctuous calm; his hands
dropped on to the arms of the chair.
With a heavy start he clambered to his feet,
strode forward, and seized Onslow by the arm.
“If your channel and Everglades will answer a
purpose I want, there’s half a million of English
sovereigns to be made out of it.”
Onslow turned and faced him with a long, thin-drawn
whistle. “£500,000! Phew!”
“Hush! there’s somebody coming. But it’s
to be had if you’re not afraid of a little risk.”
“I fear nothing on this earth,” said Onslow,
“when it’s to my interest not to fear. Moreover,
though I’m not a saint, my standard of morality
is probably a shade higher than yours. I don’t
mind doing some sorts of dirty things; but there
are shades in dirtiness, and at some tints I draw
the line. It’s dangerous to—er—have the tips
of these cues glued on so badly. They fly off
and hit people.”
The billiard-room door had opened, and Amy
Rivers had come in, with Fairfax at her heels.
Hence Onslow’s digression. The matter had not
been put in so many words; but he felt sure that
the commission of a great robbery had been proposed
to him, and he had more than half a mind
to drive his knuckles into Theodore Shelf’s lying,
hypocritical face on the spot.
CHAPTER III. THE REQUIREMENTS OF MRS. SHELF.
Mr. Theodore Shelf wanted to drag Onslow
off there and then to his own business-room, on
the first floor, to discuss further this great project
which he had in his head; but Onslow thought
fit to remain where he was. Mr. Shelf nodded
significantly towards the new-comers, as much as
to hint that a third person with them would be
distinctly an inconvenient third. Onslow turned
to them, cue in hand, and proposed a game of
snooker.
“That’s precisely what we came up for,” said
Amy Rivers promptly. “Hamilton, get out the
balls. Mr. Onslow, will you put the billiard-balls
away, so that they don’t get mixed?”
They played and talked merrily. Their conversation
turned on the wretched show at the
recent Academy, which they agreed was a disgrace
to a civilized country; and Onslow made
himself interesting over the art of painting in
Paris—mural, facial, and on canvas. When he
chose he could be very interesting, this man
London had nicknamed “The Great Traveler”;
and he generally chose, not being ill-natured.
Mr. Theodore Shelf left the billiard-room with
a feeling beneath his waistcoat much akin to sea-sickness.
First of all, that plain-spoken Patrick
Onslow had not over politely hinted that he was
a canting hypocrite, and had showed cause for
arriving at the conclusion. This was true, but
that didn’t make it any the more digestive. And
secondly, he himself, in a moment of excitement,
had let drop to this same pernicious Onslow (who
after all was a comparative stranger) a proposal
to make the sum of £500,000 at one coup. True,
he had not mentioned the means; but Onslow
had at once concluded it was to be gained by
robbery, and he (Theodore Shelf) had not denied
the impeachment.
Consequently Mr. Shelf went direct to his own
room, locked the door, and fortified his nerves
with a liberal allowance of brandy. Then he
munched a coffee-bean in deference to the blue
ribbon on his coat-lapel, replaced the cognac
bottle in the inner drawer of his safe, and sat
down to think.
If only he understood Onslow, and, better still,
knew whether he might trust him, there was a
fortune to be had. Yes, a fortune! And it was
wanted badly. The great firm of Marmaduke
Rivers and Shelf, which called itself “Agents to
the Oceanic Steam Transport Co.,” but which
really ran the line of steamers which traded under
that flag, might look prosperous to the outer eye,
and might still rear its head haughtily amongst
the first shipping firms of London port. But the
man who bragged aloud that he owned it all,
from offices to engine-oil, knew otherwise. He
had mortgages out in every direction, mortgages
so cunningly hidden that only he himself was
aware of their vast total. He knew that the firm
was rotten—lock, stock, and barrel. He knew
that through any one of twenty channels a breakup
might come any day; and, following on the
heels of that, a smash, which would be none the
pleasanter because, from its size and devastating
effects, it would live down into history.
He, Theodore Shelf, would assuredly not be in
England to face it. Since his commercial barometer
had reached “stormy,” and still showed
signs of steady descent, he had been transmitting
carefully modulated doles to certain South
American banks, and had even gone so far as to
purchase (under a nom d’escroc) a picturesquely
situated estançia on the upper waters of the Rio
Paraguay.
There, in case the tempest of bankruptcy broke,
the extradition treaties would cease from troubling,
and the weary swindler would be at well-fed
rest.
But Mr. Theodore Shelf had no lust for this
tropical retirement. He liked the powers of his
present pinnacle in the City. And that howl of
execration from every class of society which
would make up his pæan of defeat was an opera
that he very naturally shrank from sitting through.
As he thought of these things, he hugged closer
to him the wire-haired fox-terrier which sat upon
his lap.
“George, old friend,” said Mr. Shelf, “if things
do go wrong, I believe you are the only thing
living in England which won’t turn against
me.”
George slid out a red tongue and licked the
angle of Mr. Shelf’s square chin. Then he retired
within himself again, and looked sulky. The
door had opened, and Mrs. Shelf stood on the
mat. There was a profound mutual dislike between
George and Mrs. Theodore Shelf.
“You alone, Theodore? I thought Mr. Onslow
was here. However, so much the better.
I have wanted to speak with you all the morning.
Do turn that nasty dog away!”
George was not evicted, and Mr. Shelf inquired
curtly what his wife was pleased to want. She
seldom invaded this business-room of his, and,
when she did, it was for a purpose which he was
beginning to abhor. She came to the point at
once by handing him a letter, which was mostly
in copperplate. He read it through with brief,
sour comment.
“H’m! Bank. Your private account overdrawn.
That’s the third time this year, Laura.
Warning seems to be no use. You are determined
to know what ruin tastes like.”
“Ruin, pshaw! You don’t put me off with
that silly tale. To begin with, I don’t believe it
for an instant; and even if it were true, I’d rather
be ruined than retrench. You and I can afford
to be candid between ourselves, Theodore. You
know perfectly well that we have gained our
position in society purely and solely by purchase.”
“To my cost I do know it. But having paid
your entrance fee at least eight times over, I
think you might be content with an ordinary subscription.
The ball last night, for instance——”
“Was necessary. And I couldn’t afford to do
the thing otherwise than gorgeously.”
“Gorgeously! Do you think I’m a Crœsus,
Laura, to pay for gearing one room with red
roses, and another room with pink, and another
room with Marshal Niels for fools to flit in during
one short night? This morning’s paper informs
me that those flowers came by special express
from Nice, and cost five hundred pounds.”
“And yet you twit me with extravagance!
All the papers have got in that paragraph, as I
took care they should; and everybody will read
it. Yet the flowers only cost a paltry three
hundred pounds, so that in credit I am two hundred
to the good, because I have clearly given
the ball of the season. Theodore, you are short-sighted;
you are a fool to your own profit. By
myself I shall make you a baronet this year, and
if you had only worked in your own interests
half as hard as I have done, you could have
entered the House of Lords.”
“Titles,” said Shelf grimly, “for people of our
stamp, are only given for direct cash outlay in
almshouses, or picture galleries, or political clubs.
Before they are bestowed, a Crown censor satisfies
himself that one’s financial position is broad and
absolutely sound. There are reasons connected
with those matters which block you further and
further from being ‘milady’ every day.”
Mrs. Shelf shrugged her shoulders in utter unbelief.
“Your preaching tendencies cover you
like a second skin, Theodore. It seems as if you
never drop the conventicle and the pleasure of
pointing a moral at one. Believe me, is isn’t a
paying speculation, this cant of yours. At the
most they would only give you a trumpery
knighthood for it. But go your own way, and
I’ll go mine. You shall be made in spite of yourself.”
Mrs. Shelf noticed that at this point her husband’s
eyes were beginning to glow with dull
fury. She objected to scenes; and, dropping
the subject, reverted once more to her present
needs.
“However, let us stop this wrangle, and come
to business. I wish you to see to that impertinent
circular from the bank. I have several checks
out, and unpresented; I am absolutely compelled
to draw others to-day, for trifles which will
add up to about a thousand. You will kindly
see that they are honored. It is all your own
fault, this trumpery worry about nothing. You
should not try and screw me down to such a niggardly
allowance.”
Shelf stood up, and the dog on his lap leaped
hurriedly to the ground growling. “Woman!”
he said passionately, “you won’t believe me; but
if you will go on in this mad extravagance, you
will soon learn for yourself that I am not lying—perhaps
very soon. Perhaps to-morrow. When
a shameful bankruptcy does come, then you can
play your hand as you please. I shall not be
here to hinder you any longer. Where shall I
go, how I shall lead my new life, who will be my
partner, are matters which you will be allowed
no finger in. So long as things last here, I shall
observe all the conventionalities; and, if you appreciate
those, you will find it wise to reconsider
your present ways. I tell you candidly that if
the firm does go down, not only England, but
half the world will ring with its transactions.
Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf,” he went on with
scowling fury, “were honest, prosperous tradesmen
once, before their ways were fouled to find
money for your cursed ambition.”
There was a new look on Theodore Shelf’s
clean-shaven face which his wife had never seen
before, and an evil glint in the eyes which scared
her. Irresolutely she moved towards the door
and put her fingers upon the handle. Then she
drew herself up and stared him up and down with
a look of forced contempt. “You will be good
enough,” she said coldly, “to attend to the business
which brought me here. I am going now to
draw the checks I spoke about.”
Shelf looked at her very curiously. “Go,” he
said, “and do as you please. You are a determined
woman, and, because I am determined
myself, I admire your strength of will; but for
all that I think I shall murder you before I leave
England.”
Mrs. Shelf laughed derisively, but with pale
lips; and then she opened the door.
“What fine heroics,” she said. “But thanks
for seeing after my balance. I must have that
money.”
She passed through the door, closing it gently
behind her, and Shelf returned to his armchair.
“George,” he said, as the fox-terrier stood up
against his knee, “if that woman were only struck
dead to-day, there are two thousand families in
England who would rejoice madly if they only
knew one-tenth part of what I know. Poor beggars,
they have trusted me to the hilt, and she
makes me behave to them like a fiend. D’you
know, my small animal, I wish very much just
now an earthquake or a revolution or something
like that would occur, to shuffle matters up.
Then if I got killed I should be spared a great
deal of worry; and if I didn’t, why I’ve got
large hands, and I believe could grab enough in
the general scramble to suit even her. As it is,
however, with neither earthquake nor revolution
probable, I’m a desperate man, ready to take any
desperate chance of commercial salvation. Eh,
well!” he concluded, as he reached for a paper-block
and rested it on George’s back, “worrying
myself about the matter won’t improve it. The
only thing is to try and keep things running in
their present groove.” He broke off and scribbled
a Biblical text. “Other men would have
been suspected long before this. But my reputation
has saved me.” He smiled to himself softly.
“What a thing it is to be known as a thoroughly
good man!”
He broke off at this point, and applied himself
with gusto to writing his sermon for the ensuing
Sunday.
CHAPTER IV. BUSINESS AT A BALL.
When people are engaged, they usually contrive
to meet with frequency, and so Amy Rivers
showed no very great surprise at seeing Fairfax
again later in the evening. She only said:
“Why, I didn’t know you knew the Latchfords.”
To which Hamilton Fairfax replied that he did
not know them, but had met another man at the
club who was coming to the party, and that the
other man had brought him.
“An extra male never matters at a big dance,”
said Fairfax. “Besides,” he went on, “I wanted
particularly to see you this evening. Since we
parted last, I’ve heard of an estate for sale in
Kent which I fancy would just suit us. The
present holder wants money, and therefore it’s
going cheap; but there’s another fellow after it,
and I’ve only got the refusal till to-morrow morning.
So you see I want your views on the subject
at once.”
“Very well,” said Miss Rivers; “you shall tell
me about it in, say, three dances from now.
There are no programs here to-night; but I
have promised the next two waltzes and the
square, and don’t particularly want to cut them.
In the mean time, I wish you would go and talk
to Mrs. Shelf. She said when we were driving
here that she wanted to speak to you. I don’t
know about what, but she’ll tell you that herself.”
“Right!” said Fairfax. “Ta-ta for the present!”
And he went through the rooms till he
saw the blaze of diamonds and rubies which
decked the handsome person of Mrs. Theodore
Shelf.
Mrs. Shelf had, as usual, a concourse of men
round her. She was a woman who deliberately
cultivated the art of fascination, because it was
essential to her ambition; and men are always
willing to be dazzled and fascinated. They were
laughing when Fairfax came up. She saw him
from the corner of her eyes, but for the moment
took no notice of him. She leaned forward and
delivered another sentence to the men before her
through the top feathers of her fan, which sent
through them another thrill of merriment; and
then shut the fan with a click and turned to Fairfax.
The other men went away, still laughing, which
was quite typical of Mrs. Shelf’s powers. She
always concluded her audiences dramatically.
No actress on the stage had more knowledge
of how to bring about an artistic “curtain.”
She watched them go with a smile of mild
triumph, but when she turned to Fairfax this had
flitted away. There was distinct annoyance on
her face.
“Why don’t you know these people here?”
she asked.
“Well, I suppose I may say that technically I
do know Lady Latchford now. The chap who
brought me introduced me to her. But of course
she’ll have forgotten me by this time.”
“Then why didn’t you stop and talk to her—amuse
her—or, better still, be impertinent to
her? You ought to have known the Latchfords
before. Indeed, I thought you did; but to
slip in like that, without a noise, was worse
than a mistake—it was a crime. Don’t you
know that the Latchfords are useful? Really,
Hamilton, you make me angry. You never
make the slightest effort to get on, and know
people who will be useful to you, and all
that.”
Fairfax felt half amused, half annoyed. He
shrugged his shoulders.
“I don’t know what Amy will do with you
when she marries,” Mrs. Shelf went on. “You’ve
no dash about you, no smartness. If you are left
to yourself, you may make money, but you will
never make a name.”
“I’m not a man,” said Fairfax, with a half-angry
laugh, “who would ever walk about in
spurs and blow a trumpet.”
“No,” replied Mrs. Shelf; “you would, if you
had your own way, work ten hours a day in the
City, and then come home and sleep. Once a
month you would give a dinner party to City
friends, and talk shop the entire evening. In the
end you would die, and have written on your
gravestone, ‘This was a dull, honest man, who
made a million of money and no enemies.’ Now
I,” said Mrs. Shelf, “should feel lonely beyond
belief if I didn’t know that there were people who
hated and feared me. It gives one the sense of
power, and that means confidence; and a woman
with confidence gets on. It is only your harmless
fool who is popular all round, and a person whom
everybody in their innermost hearts despise, whatever
they may say of him aloud. You must
shake this mood off, Hamilton. Begin now. Go
up to the Latchford woman, and be impertinent
to her. Say the floor’s so bad you can’t
dance on it, or the supper’s poisoned you, or
that there’s a woman here who picks pockets.
Put it nicely, you know, and make it cut, and
then she’ll ask you to her next function, because
she’ll think you too dangerous to make an enemy
of.”
“I don’t feel equal to the job,” said Fairfax.
“It would probably end in my being kicked
there and then out of doors if I attempted such a
thing.”
“Nonsense,” said Mrs. Shelf. “Polite impertinence
is the best possible cachet nowadays.
And you must cut out some style for yourself.
Go and begin now.”
She dismissed him with a tap of her fan, and
beckoned another man up.
Fairfax went off willingly enough, but he did
not go and impress himself upon his hostess’s
memory by the crude process of baiting her.
Instead, he hung about the rooms and idled away
his time till Amy Rivers was ready for him, and
then, slipping her arm through his, led her to a
niche on a secluded staircase.
“Now,” she said, “tell me all about this place
in Kent.”
He told her soberly and quietly all the details,
and waxed dry over leases and repairs of outbuildings.
“It sounds lovely,” she said when he had
finished; “but you don’t seem very enthusiastic
over it yourself.”
“That’s not my way, dear. Mrs. Shelf has
been telling me what a very dull young man I
am, and suggested that I should commence improving
matters by going up and insulting my
hostess. I’m afraid I haven’t done it. To begin
with, I couldn’t; and to go on with, she’d squash
me out of existence with a look, if I made the
attempt. You see, Amy, I know my limitations;
I’m a tolerably heavy person, with limited powers
of speech, and a subdued sense of humor.”
“You might be brighter, that’s a fact,” Miss
Rivers admitted candidly.
“If you are tired of me, dear——”
Miss Rivers craned her neck down the line of
the banisters, to make sure that no one was looking,
and then drew Fairfax to her, and gave him
a kiss.
“Don’t be a great goose!” she said. “Only
don’t think that I am going to agree with you in
everything. That would be far too dull and
copy-booky. And don’t think I imagine you
perfect. I should hate you most cordially if you
were.”
“What are my faults?”
“Do you think I could tell you the whole list
in a single evening? No, sir. Some day, when
I am more than usually annoyed with you, I will
begin early and read out a chapter of them. Till
then, I’ll bear with the lot. Tell me some more
about this place in Kent.”
“I have told you all I know. If you like the
idea, we might run down to-morrow and see it
ourselves, before we finally decide on the purchase.
The only thing is about the price. You
know I’m a tolerably well-off man, dear, but there
are limits to my capital, and most of it is well
locked up. Of course this place has to be paid
for in cash, which is the reason for its going so
cheap.”
“Well?”
“Well, I am afraid that alone it would not be
wise for me to purchase it. But then one cannot
get over the fact that you are an heiress—excuse
my being unromantic and practical—and we are
presumably not going to live on my income only.
And so, if the house and its grounds should suit
us, I was wondering whether you would feel disposed——”
“Oh, my dear child, how you do beat about
the bush! Of course I’ll help buy the place if
we like it. Why shouldn’t I? There’s heaps of
money, and there’s no earthly reason why we
shouldn’t use it.”
“But will the trustees let you have it?”
“I’m not of age for another year, but the trustees
have discretionary power. At least, Mr.
Shelf has, and he never thwarts me in anything.
I believe he’d do anything for me. He is really
the kindest man. If you like, Hamilton, I’ll see
him about it before he goes out to-morrow morning.”
“I think that will be best, dear. You see, in
the present state of the offer, one has to rush
things.”
“How much am I to ask him for?”
“Fifteen thousand pounds would do. I can
manage the rest.”
“Oh, he’ll let me have that without any trouble
at all. I’m sure of it. And if the other trustee
was awkward, he’d advance it to me for the year
out of his own pocket. Listen, there’s the music
going again. Aren’t you going to dance with me
to-night, Hamilton?”
“Ye-es, a waltz, or anything like that. But
they’re playing that abominable barn-dance. I
think it’s idiotic. Makes such a show of one’s
self. Let’s sit it out here.”
“Not I. I love the barn-dance. I do it well,
and I dress for it. Consequently, my dear boy,
I’m not going to miss it. You needn’t kick up
your heels unless you like, but I warn you I’m
going to disport myself. Come along, and take
me down-stairs. There now! you’ve ruffled my
hair again.”
“Come along, then,” said Fairfax. “You can
knock over my worst prejudices. I’ll dance two
barn-dances with you if I get the opportunity.”
CHAPTER V. BIMETALLISM.
It was late in the evening when Patrick Onslow
again found himself en tête-à-tête with his host.
There had been people in to dinner at the house
in Park Lane, but these had gone, and Mrs. Shelf
and Amy Rivers followed them to Lady Latchford’s
dance. Mrs. Shelf had wished to carry
Onslow also in her train, but that person stayed
behind by a request which he could not very well
refuse. “You will favor me very much by remaining
here for the rest of the evening, Mr.
Onslow,” Shelf had said in his pompous way.
“I have matters of the greatest moment which I
wish to discuss with you.”
“I hardly know how to begin,” Shelf confessed
uneasily, when they were alone.
“Then let me make a suggestion,” said Onslow,
with a laugh. “Come to the point at once.
Let’s have the plot without any introductory
chapters. You’ve told me you’ve got a scheme
on hand for turning my discovery into currency,
and you’ve rather hinted that it’s a dirty scheme.
The only question is, how dirty? Thanks to
pressure of circumstances, I’m not an over-particular
person; but on points I’m very squeamish;
or, in other words, I draw the line somewhere.
Unless I’m very vastly mistaken, your
plan will involve one in downright knavery, which
is a thing all sensible men avoid if possible. Now,
in my ignorance, I fancied the find might be
turned to account without climbing down to that.”
“Oh,” said Shelf, eagerly, “then you had a
scheme in your head before you came to me?”
The other shrugged his shoulders and lit a cigar.
“Just a dim outline, nothing more. You see, the
interior of the Everglades is absolutely untouched,
by the white man’s weapons. It was vaguely
supposed to be one vast lake, with oases of slime
and mangroves. The lake was reported as too
shallow for boats, and abounding with fevers,
agues, and mosquitoes. Consequently it remained
unexplored, and on the end of the Florida peninsula
to-day no white man (barring myself and
one or two others) has ever got further than five
or eight miles in from the coast. Now, as I’ve
told you, I was lucky enough to hit upon a fine
deep ship-channel going in as far as the center
line, and I don’t know how far beyond inside.
There is good fertile country, a healthy climate
and the best game-preserve on this earth. For
the first comers, that interior will be just a sportsman’s
paradise. My idea is two-wise. First sell
the cream off the sport. Some men will give
anything for shooting, and in this case there will
also be the glamour of being pioneers. Each one
will start determined to write a book of his
opinions and doings when he gets back. By
chartering a steamer and treating them well on
board, they would have sporting de luxe, and one
ought to get quite five-and-twenty chaps at five
hundred guineas apiece. That gives the first
crop. For the second, buy up an enormous tract
of the land, which can be got for half nothing—say
ten or fifteen cents an acre—boom it, and
resell it in lots to Jugginses. They’ll fancy they’ll
grow oranges, as all Englishmen do who try
Florida. Perhaps they may grow them: who
knows, if they keep off whisky and put in work?
But that won’t be the promoters’ concern. They
don’t advertise that the land will produce oranges;
they only guarantee that it would if it was given
a chance; and that’s all correct. Perhaps this is
rough on the Jugginses; but as they crowd these
British Islands in droves, and are always on the
look-out for some one to shear them, I don’t see
why an Everglades Company shouldn’t have their
fleeces as well as anybody else. They’re mostly
wasters, and wouldn’t do any mortal good anywhere;
and it’s a patriotic deed to cart them over
our boundary ditch away from local mischief.
Besides, even if the worst comes to the worst,
and the orange industry of Florida still refuses to
make headway, the would-be growers needn’t
starve; nor need they even do what they’ll probably
hate more—and that’s work. There’s always
sweet potatoes and mullet and tobacco to be got,
and if that diet doesn’t cloy, a man can have it there
for mighty little exertion. Come, now. That’s
the pemmican of the plan. What do you think
of it?”
“Much capital would be needed.”
Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “Some,
naturally, or I shouldn’t have come to you. If
I’d seen any way to pouching all the plunder single-handed
you may bet your life, Mr. Theodore Shelf,
I shouldn’t have invited you into partnership.”
“Returns, too, would be very slow.”
“Not necessarily. Float the company, and
then turn it over to another company for cash
down.”
“Moreover, when the—er—the young men
you spoke about, found that the orange-groves
did not produce at once in paying quantities,
they would write home, and their parents would
denounce me as a swindler in the newspapers.”
“No, not you; the other company—the one
you sold it to. But then apologists would arise
to show that the Jugginses—don’t shy at the
word, sir—were lazy and ignorant, and also that
they absorbed the corn whisky of the country in
excessive quantities. And then that company
could grin smugly, and pose as a misunderstood
benefactor. So its profits wouldn’t be smirched
in the least. Grasp that?”
“Yes, yes: I dare say you have worked it all
out to yourself, and thought over the details so
many times that the whole scheme seems entirely
plausible. But looking at it from the view of a
business man, I cannot say that it appears to be
an enterprise I should care to embark in. You
see it is so very much beyond the scope of my
general operations that I—er—hesitate—er—you
understand, I hesitate——”
“Yes,” said Patrick Onslow, quietly, “you
hesitate because you’ve got something ten times
more profitable up your sleeve.”
Shelf started, and shivered slightly.
“You may as well be candid and open with
me,” Onslow continued, “and tell me what you
are driving at. If it suits me, I’ll say so; and if
it doesn’t, I’ll let you know with surprising promptness.
And again, if we don’t trade, you may
rely on me not to gossip about your suggestion.
I’m not the stone-throwing variety of animal.
You see I live in a sort of semi-greenhouse myself.”
There was a minute’s pause, during which
Theodore Shelf shifted about as though his chair
was uneven rock beneath him. Then he jerked
out his tale sentence by sentence, squinting sideways
at his companion between each period.
“You know I’m a shipowner in a large way of
business?”
Onslow nodded.
“Ships are occasionally lost at sea: steamers,
even new steamers straight out of a builder’s
yard, and well found in every particular.”
“So I’ve read in the newspaper.”
“And every shipowner insures his vessels to
the full of their value.”
“Except when he has a foreboding that they
will come to grief on a voyage. Then, so rumor
says, he usually has the forethought to over-insure.”
Mr. Theodore Shelf passed a handkerchief over
his forehead, and started what was apparently a
new topic.
“There is a silver crisis on just now in the
United States, and by this morning’s paper the
dollar is down at sixty cents. American gold is
not to be had. English gold is always worth its
face value. What more natural financial operation
could there be than to ship out sovereigns,
and profit by the discrepancy?”
“Ah,” said Onslow, “so the new and valuable
steamer, which, though over-insured, is likely to
be reported lost, is evidently to have a consignment
of specie on board. £500,000 I fancy you
mentioned as the figure in the billiard-room this
morning. Well, if one is going in for robbery—or
piracy, I suppose it would turn out to be in this
instance—there’s nothing like a large coup. It’s
your niggler who usually fails, and gets laid by
the heels. Drive on, and be a little more explicit.”
“Couldn’t the steamer be lost somehow in the
Gulf of Mexico, and a boat containing the boxes
of specie find its way through this channel of
yours into the interior of Florida?”
“How—lost?”
Mr. Shelf mopped his forehead again. “Don’t
steamers,” he asked, “don’t they sometimes
have sad accidents which—which cause them to
blow up?”
“Such things have been known. But it’s
rather rough on the crew, don’t you think?”
“Oh, poor fellows, yes. But a sailor’s life is
always hazardous. Indeed, what can he expect
with wages at their present ruinous rate? Shipowners
must live.”
“Oh, you beauty!” said Patrick Onslow.
“I must ask you,” cried Shelf with a sudden
burst of sourness, “to refrain from these comments,
sir. But tell me, before I go any further
in this confidence, am I to count upon your assistance?”
“That depends upon many things. To begin
with, there’ll have to be modifications before I
dabble. I’m not obtrusively squeamish about
human life—my own, or other people’s. On
occasion I bagged my man—because he had twice
shot at me. Still, piracy, complicated with what
practically amounts to murder, is an art which I
haven’t trafficked in as yet; and, curious to
relate, I don’t intend to begin. Your scheme is
delicious in its cold-bloodedness; but it would
look better if it were toned down a trifle. By
the way, better help yourself to a drink. Your
nerves are in such a joggle, that I fancy you’ll
faint if you don’t. I notice there’s no blue ribbon
on your evening dress. Humph! That’s a
second mate’s nip—four fingers, if it’s a drop;
apparently you are used to this. Tell me now,
what honorarium do you propose I should take
for engineering this piece of rascality in your
favor?”
“I will give you five hundred pounds!”
“Now, would you, really? Not even guineas?”
“Mr. Onslow, I’ll make it a thousand.
There!”
“Mr. Theodore Shelf, when a monkey wants a
cat to pull chestnuts for him out of the fire, he
first has to be stronger than the cat. You don’t
occupy that enviable position. In fact, I have
the whip-hand of you in every way. We need
not particularize, but you can sum the items for
yourself. Now I’ll make you an offer. Half of
all the plunder, and entire control of everything.”
“Great heavens! do you want to ruin me?”
“I don’t care in the least if I do. Your welfare
doesn’t interest me. But my services are on the
market with a prix fixé, and you can take ’em or
leave ’em. That’s final.”
Shelf burst into a torrent of expostulations;
exciting himself more and more as he went on;
till at last he stood before the other with gripped
fists and the veins ridged out down his neck, inarticulate
with fury.
Onslow heard him out with a contemptuous
smile, but when the man had stormed himself into
silence, then he spoke, coolly and coldly:
“When one trades in life and death, the brokerage
is heavy. You have heard my offer. If you
don’t like it, say so without further palaver, and
I’ll leave you now—with your conscience, if you
have a rag of such a commodity left.”
“You may sit where you are,” replied Shelf
sullenly.
“Well and good. That means to say my terms
are accepted. I’ll pin you to them later. But
for the present let me observe to you something
else, so that there may be no misunderstanding
between us. I’ve been rambling up and down
the world half my life, and I’ve met blackguards
of most descriptions in every iniquitous place,
from Callao to Port Saïd—forgers, thieves, murderers
of nearly every grade of proficiency. But
they say that the prime of everything gets to
London, and I verily believe now that it does, for
by Jove, you are the most pernicious scoundrel
of all the collection!”
“Sir!” thundered Shelf, “am I to listen to
these foul insults in my own house?”
“Oh, I quite understand the obligations of
bread and salt; but you are beyond the pale of
that. You are a noxious beast who ought to be
stamped out. Still you can be useful to me; so
I shall hire myself out to be useful to you. But
I have brought these unpleasant facts under your
notice, to let you thoroughly understand that I
have summed you up from horns to hoofs, and to
point out to you that I wouldn’t give a piastre
for your most sacred word of honor. We shall
be bound to one another in this precious scheme
by community of interests alone; and if you can
swindle me, you may. Only look out for the
consequences if you do try it on. I never yet
left a score unpaid. We’re Arcades ambo—rascals
both; only we’re different varieties of rascal. I
know you pretty thoroughly; and if you don’t
know me as well, possibly you will before we’ve
done with one another. And now, if it please
you, we’ll go into the minuter details of this piece
of villainy, and sketch out definitely how we are
to steal this half a million in specie, and this valuable
steamer, without committing more murder
than is absolutely essential to success.”
CHAPTER VI. THE TEMPTING OF CAPTAIN OWEN KETTLE.
“If one might judge from the lacquered majesty
of your office appointments,” said Patrick Onslow,
taking one of the big chairs in Shelf’s inner sanctum,
“your firm is doing a roaring fine business.”
Mr. Theodore Shelf seated himself before his
desk and began sorting out some papers. “The
turnover,” he said evasively, “is enormous. Our
operations are most extensive.”
“Extensive and peculiar,” commented Onslow.
“But I regret to say that during the last eighteen
months the firm’s profits have seriously decreased,
and the scope of its operations been
much hampered. I take credit to myself that this
diminution could have been prevented by no action
on my part. It is entirely the outcome of the
times, and the lazy greed of the working classes,
fomented by the frothings of paid agitators. The
series of strikes which we have had to contend
against is unprecedented.”
“Is it? Well, I don’t know. There have been
labor bothers all down through history, and I
fancy they’ll continue to the end of time. If
you’ll recollect, there was a certain Egyptian king
who once had troubles with his bricklayers, and
I fancy there have been similar difficulties trotting
through the centuries in pretty quick succession
ever since. Of course, each man thinks his own
employés the most unreasonable and grasping
that have ever uttered opinion since the record
began; that’s only natural. But I might point
out to you that in definite results you aren’t in
the worst box yet. Your chariot hasn’t been
upset in the Red Sea so far, and it may be that a
certain operation in the Mexican Gulf will grease
up the wheels and set it running on triumphantly.
Grumble if you like, Mr. Shelf, but don’t make
yourself out to be the worst-used man in history.
Pharaoh hadn’t half your opportunities.”
“Yes, yes,” said Shelf, who didn’t relish this
kind of conversation; “but we will come to business,
if you please.”
“Right you are. Let’s finish floating the swindle.”
“Mr. Onslow!” exclaimed the other passionately,
“will you never learn to moderate your
language? There are a hundred clerks within a
hundred feet of you through that door, and sometimes
even walls can listen and repeat. Besides,
I object altogether to your phraseology. We
engage in no such things as swindles in the
City. Our operations are all commercial enterprises.”
“Very well,” said Onslow, shrugging his
shoulders; “don’t let’s squabble over it. You
call your spade what you like, only I reserve a
right to clap on a plainer brand. We’re built
differently, Mr. Shelf. I prefer to be honest in
my dishonesty. And now, as I’ve said, let’s get
to business. You say the charter of this steamer
of yours, the Port Edes, has expired, and she is
back on your hands. She’s 2000 tons, built under
Lloyds’ survey, and classed 100 A1. She’s well
engined, and has just been dry-docked. She’ll
insure for every sixpence of her value without
comment, and there’s nothing more natural than
to send out your specie in such a sound bottom.
Remains to pick a suitable complement.”
“I’ve got a master waiting here now by appointment.
His name is Kettle. I have him to a
certain extent under my thumb, and I fancy he
will prove a reliable man. He was once in our
firm’s employment.”
“Owen Kettle, by any chance?”
Mr. Theodore Shelf referred to a paper on his
writing-table. “Captain Owen Kettle, yes. He
was the man who lost the Doge of Venice, and
since then he’s never had another ship.”
“Poor devil! yes, I know. That Doge of Venice
case was an awful scandal. Owners filled up
the Board of Trade surveyor to the teeth with
champagne, or she’d never have been passed to
sea. As it was, she’d such an unholy reputation
that two crews ran from her before they could
get her manned. She was as rotten as rust and
tumbled rivets could make her, and she was sent
to sea as a coffin ship to earn her dividends out
of Lloyds’. Kettle had been out of a job for
some time. He was a desperate man, with a
family depending on him, and he went as skipper,
fully conscious of what was expected of him.
He did it like a man. He let the Doge of Venice
founder in a North Sea gale, and, by a marvelous
chance, managed to save his ship’s company.
At the inquiry, of course, he was made scapegoat,
and he didn’t contrive to save his ticket. They
suspended his master’s certificate for a year.
On the strength of that he applied to owners for
maintenance, putting it on the reasonable claim
of services rendered. Owners, being upright
merchants and sensible men, naturally repudiated
all knowledge or liability; said he was a blackmailing
scoundrel as well as an unskilful seaman;
and threatened him with an action for libel.
Kettle, not having a solitary proof to show, did
the only thing left for him to do, and that was
eat dirt or subside. But the incident and the
subsequent starvation haven’t tended to sweeten
his temper. Latterly he’s been serving as mate
on a Pacific ship, and he was just a terror with
his men. He simply kept alive by carrying his
fist on a revolver-butt. There isn’t a man who’s
served with Red Kettle three weeks that wouldn’t
have cheerfully swung for the enjoyment of murdering
him.”
“You appear to know a good deal about this
man.”
“When it suits my purpose,” returned Onslow
drily, “I mostly contrive to know something
about anybody. However, it’s no use discussing
the poor beggar any longer. What’s amiss with
having him in now?”
Shelf touched one of the electric buttons which
studded the edge of his table, and a clerk appeared,
who went away again, and shortly returned.
With him was a dried-up little man of
about forty, with a red head and a peaked red
beard, who made a stiff, nervous salaam to Mr.
Theodore Shelf, and then turned to stare at Onslow
with puckered amazement.
Onslow nodded and laughed. “Been carrying
any more pilgrims from Port Saïd to the Morocco
coast on iron decks?” he asked.
“I never did that,” snapped Captain Kettle.
“Ah, one’s memory fails at times. I dare say
also you forget a water famine when the condenser
broke down, and a trifling affray with
knuckledusters and other toys; and a dash of
cholera; and nine dead bodies of Hadjis which
went overboard? Perhaps, too, you don’t remember
fudging a clean bill of health, and
baksheeshing certain officials of his Shereefian
Majesty?”
“No,” said Captain Kettle sourly, “I don’t
remember.”
“I’m going to forget it also, if you’ll prove
yourself a sensible man, and deal amicably with
Mr. Shelf and myself. I’m also going to forget
that when you were shipping rice for Calcutta in
’82 you rented mats you called your own to the
consignor, and made a tidy penny out of that;
and I shall similarly let slip from my memory
a trifling squeeze of eight hundred dollars which
you made out of a stevedore in New Orleans,
before you let him touch your ship, in the fall
of ’82.”
“You can’t make anything out of those,” said
Kettle. “They’re the ordinary customs of the
trade.”
“Shipmasters’ perquisites for which owners
pay? Exactly. I know some skippers consider
these trifles to be their lawful right. But a court
of law might be ignorant enough to set them
down as robbery.”
“I should like to know where you’ve got all
these things from,” Captain Kettle demanded,
facing Onslow, with his lean scraggy neck thrust
forth nearly a foot from its stepping. “I should
like to know, too, how you’re here? I’d a fancy
you were dead.”
“Other people have labored under that impression.
But I’ve an awkward knack of keeping
alive. You’ve the same. The faculty may prove
useful to us both in the course of the next month,
if you’re not ass enough to refuse £500.”
“Ho! That’s the game we’ve got bent, is it?
What old wind-jammer do you want me to lose
now?”
“Sir!” thundered Shelf, lifting his voice for
the first time. “This is pretty language. I
would have you remember that but a short time
ago you were in my employ.”
“And a fat lot of good it did me,” retorted the
sailor. “But,” he added, with the sudden recollection
that it is never wise of a master mariner to
irritate any shipowner, “but, sir, I wasn’t talking
to you. I fancied it was Mr. Onslow here who
was wanting to deal with me.”
“Then your fancy carried you astray, captain,”
said Shelf. “Come, come, don’t let’s get angry
with one another. As I repeatedly impress on
all who come in contact with me, there is never
any good born out of words voiced in anger.
Mr. Onslow has seen fit to mention a few of
your—shall I say—eccentricities, just to show—er—that
we understand one another.”
“To show he’s got his knife in me, Mr. Shelf,
and can wraggle it if he chooses.”
“What a fractious pepper-box it is!” said
Onslow, with a laugh. “Man, dear, if I’ve got
to be shipmate with you for a solid month, d’ye
think I’d put your back up more than’s necessary?
If you remember me at all, you must know I’m
the deuce of a stickler for my own personal comfort
and convenience. You can bet I haven’t
been talking at you through gratuitous cruelty.
But Mr. Shelf and I have got a yarn to bring out
directly, which is a bit of a coarse, tough-fibered
yarn, and we didn’t want you to give it a top-dressing
of varnish. So, by way of safeguard,
I pointed out to you that if we show ourselves
to be sinners, you needn’t sing out that you find
yourself in evil company for the first time.”
Mr. Theodore Shelf had been shuffling his feet
uneasily for some time. Onslow’s method of
speech jarred him to the verge of profanity. His
own saintliness was a garb which he never threw
entirely away at any moment. His voice had
always the oily drone of the conventicle. His
smug hypocrisy was a perennial source of pride
and comfort to him, without which he would have
felt very lonely and abandoned.
At this point he drew the conversation into his
own hands. It had been said of him that he always
addressed the House of Commons as though
he were addressing a congregation from the pulpit
of his own tin tabernacle, and he preached out
his scheme of plunder, violence, and other moral
uncleanness with similar fervent unction. Onslow
was openly amused, and once broke out into a
mocking laugh. He was never at any pains to
conceal his contempt for Mr. Theodore Shelf;
which was more honest than judicious on his part.
Kettle, on the other hand, wore the puckered
face of a puzzled man. The combination of cant
and criminality was not altogether new to him.
Men of his profession are frequently apt to behave
like fiends unbooted at sea, and then grovel
in clamorous piety amongst the pews of some
obscure meeting-house during all their stay
ashore. It is a peculiar trait; but many a sea-scoundrel
believes that he can lay up a stock of
fire insurance of this sort, which will comfortably
see him through future efforts. In Kettle’s mind,
however, shipowners were a vastly different class
of beings, and so it never occurred to him that
the same might apply to them.
In this attitude Captain Kettle listened to the
sermon which was reeled out to him, and rather
gathered that the project he was exhorted to take
part in was in some obscure manner a missionary
enterprise promoted solely in the honor and glory
of Mr. Theodore Shelf’s own particular narrow
little sect; and had Mr. Shelf made any appreciable
pause between his sonorous periods, Kettle
would have felt it his respectful duty to slip in a
humble “Amen.” But the dictator of the great
shipping firm was too fearful of interruptions
from his partner to give any opening for a syllable
of comment.
But if Captain Owen Kettle was unversed in
the finer niceties of the art of hypocrisy, he was
a man of angular common-sense; and by degrees
it dawned upon him that Mr. Shelf’s project,
when removed of its top-dressing of religion, was
in its naked self something very different from
what he had at first been drawn to believe.
As this idea grew upon him, the devotional
droop faded from the corners of his lips, and his
mouth drew to a hard, straight line, scarcely to
be distinguished amongst the curving bristles of
hair which surrounded it. But he made no interruption,
and drank in every word till the speaker
had delivered the whole of his say. Then he
uttered his decision.
“So, gentlemen, you are standing in as partners
over this precious business? And because you
know me to be a poor broke man, with a wife
and family, you naturally think you can buy me
to work for you off the straight. Well, perhaps
that’s possible, but there are two ways of doing
it, and of the two I like Mr. Onslow’s best.
When a man’s a blackguard, it don’t make him
swallow any the sweeter for setting up to be a
little tin saint. And I don’t mind who I say
that to.”
“My good man,” snarled Shelf, “do you mean
to threaten me?”
“No, I don’t. I just gave you my own opinion,
as from man to man, just because I respect myself.
But I’m not going round to your place of
worship to shout it out to them that sit under
you. They wouldn’t believe me if I did. Not
now at any rate. Besides, it wouldn’t do me any
good, and I couldn’t afford it. I’m a needy man,
Mr. Shelf, as you have guessed; and that’s why
I’m going to accept your offer. But don’t let us
have any misunderstanding between ourselves
as to what it foots up to. What I’m going to
sign on for directly, when you hand me the
papers, is a spell of piracy on the high seas, neither
more nor less. And I’m going to have my money
all paid down in advance before I ring an engine-bell
on your blasted tramp of a steamer. I guess
that’s fair enough. My family’ll want something
to go on with if I’m caught, because if one’s
found out at this game it’s just a common ordinary
hanging matter. Yes, sir, swing by the neck till
I’m dead as an ax, and may Heaven have mercy
on your miserable tag of a soul! That’s what
this tea-party means, and for your dirty £500
you’re buying a live human man.”
CHAPTER VII. £500,000—IN GOLD.
The little red-bearded man had gone, slamming
the door noisily behind him. Shelf mopped
his large white face with a scented pocket-handkerchief.
“Do you think,” he said nervously—“do you
think we may trust him?”
“To begin with, we’ve got to now, whether we
like it or not. He’s nothing to gain by playing
traitor.”
“But would he betray us in case of success?”
“Perhaps,” said Onslow, “he won’t have the
chance. Other hands on that steamer will have
to share the secret in whole or in part. Perhaps
they won’t all of them come through it alive. If
you remember that we are plotting deliberate
piracy on the high seas, you will recognize that
there is precedent for a considerable percentage
of casualties.”
The City man shuddered. Through the double
windows came the sullen roar of a London street,
and in imagination he seemed to distinguish the
howl of the crowd joined in execration against
him.
His eye fell upon a paper on the desk. It was
the formal notice from her bankers that his wife’s
account was heavily overdrawn. He lifted the
paper, and tore it with his teeth; and then he
smote the table with a shut fist, so that geysers
flew from the inkwells. But his passion found
no outlet in words. He spoke in his platform
voice, and said nothing about the prime compelling
force.
“We will not talk of these unpleasant details,
if you please, Mr. Onslow. I—my heart is weak,
I think, and they turn me sick. But at whatever
cost, we must go through with the affair. It is
necessary that I make a heavy coup within the
next month, or the consequences may be
disastrous.”
“Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf will go down?
Quite so. I’m also at the end of my cash balance,
so that money seems to be the impelling power
for each of us. But come now, wake up, sir, and
let’s get on with the business. I’m not so sweet
on this City atmosphere of yours that I care to
spend another morning down here if it can be
avoided. How are you going to raise the
specie?”
“I’ll proceed about it at once,” said Shelf,
pressing another of the buttons on his desk.
“You may as well witness every step of the
process.”
In answer to the bell, Fairfax came into the
room, nodded rather stiffly to Onslow, and turned
to Shelf with an expectant: “Yes, Sir?”
In terse, business-like phrase his principal
touched upon the silver crisis in America, and the
gold famine in the Southern States. Then he explained
the external view of his projected enterprise.
“The Port Edes,” he said, “is in the Herculaneum
Dock, returned on our hands to-day.
Wire Liverpool at once, asking for freights to
Norfolk Virginia, Pensacola Florida, Mobile
Alabama, or New Orleans, at lowest rates. New
Orleans is her final port, and offer that at fifteen
per cent. less. Captain Owen Kettle will be in
command, and he sails in four days from this.
When you have deputed your clerks to do this,
go yourself to the bank and negotiate for half a
million in gold, to be delivered on board the Port
Edes in dock. The insurance policy on the
money will be deposited with the bank to secure
them in full for the loan itself, and for their other
charges the credit of the house will easily suffice.
Is that clear?”
“Perfectly,” said Fairfax; “but I should like to
remind you of one thing: wharf thefts at New
Orleans are notorious, and you’ll have to pay
heavily to insure against them.”
“I know—more heavily than for risks across
the ocean and the run up the river. Underwriters
are justly nervous about those all-nation
thieves. But in this instance I propose to save
myself that fee, and insure in a different way.
Mr. Onslow is going out on the Port Edes expressly
as my representative, and I fancy that he
and the captain together will be capable of seeing
to safe delivery. The ship’s arrival will be
reported by telegraph from the pass at Mississippi
Mouth, and my New Orleans agent can
calculate her appearance alongside the levee to a
quarter of an hour. He will meet her with vehicles
and a strong escort of deputy-sheriffs as she
brings in to her berth, and will take the specie-boxes
off by the first gangway which is put ashore,
and carry them straight to a bank. Does this
strike you as a sound course?”
“Yes,” said Fairfax thoughtfully; “I see no
undue risks. By the way, as the Port Edes is
merely a cargo tramp, and doesn’t hold a certificate
for passengers, I’m afraid the Board of Trade
would not let Mr. Onslow travel by her simply as
the firm’s representative. But that could be easily
overcome.”
“Oh,” said Onslow, “I’ll sign on articles in the
usual way as one of the ship’s company—as fourth
mate, say, or doctor, with salary of one shilling
for the run. ’Tisn’t the first time that pleasing
fiction has been palmed upon a shipping-master.
It doesn’t deceive any one you know, because
the rate of wages gives one away at the outset.
But the country’s paternal, mutton-headed shipping
laws are obeyed, and so everybody’s pleased.”
Fairfax laughed and went into the outer offices,
and Patrick Onslow turned to the shipowner with
a couple of questions.
“To begin with,” he said, “why did you offer
freights to Norfolk, and Pensacola, and Mobile,
and those places? If you call in there, the natural
thing would be to get the specie ashore and express
it by railroad direct to New Orleans. If you miss
that chance, and start carrying it round by sea,
the thing looks fishy at once. Now, fishiness is
an aspect which we can’t afford in the very least
degree. The swindle will call up enough sensation
in its most honest and straightforward dress.”
“My dear Mr. Onslow, please give me credit for
a little more finesse. I see the objection to intermediate
ports as much as you do, but I merely
mentioned them to Fairfax as a blind. To begin
with, it is a hundred to one chance against our
getting any cargo at all consigned to them at this
season of the year, even if we offered to carry it
gratis. In the second place, if it was offered, I
could easily get out of it in fifty ways. Afterwards,
when the deplorable accident takes place, an inquiry
into this will help to draw off attention from
your Floridan Peninsula. Any one inclined to carp
will instantly be told that we were equally ready
to put the specie ashore on the Virginian coast if
our other cargo had led us there. What do you
think of that now?”
“Beg your pardon. That’s clear-sighted enough,
and should work correctly. But I fancy my other
objection is better founded. What in the name
of plague did you go and economize over insurance
for? Why didn’t you get the stuff underwritten
slap up to the strong-room of the bank?”
“To save £500. If you aren’t going past the
middle of the Mexican Gulf, what is the use of
wasting money by insuring further?”
“£500 in a deal of £500,000! A mere straw in
a cartload!”
“That, my dear Mr. Onslow, is business. As
I often assure my young friends commencing
life, if one takes care of the pennies, the pounds
will take care of themselves. It is by looking after
what you are pleased to consider trivial sums like
these that the firm of Marmaduke Rivers and
Shelf has risen to its present eminence.”
“Oh, wind!” retorted Onslow. “Don’t tell
me!”
“Sir!” exclaimed Shelf.
“Well, if you will have it, the eminence appears
to be uncommon tottery, and because of your
miserable meanness you’re doing your best to
bring it over. It’s just trifles like this that tell.
Consider what will happen after the catastrophe.
There’ll be an inquiry that will lay everything bare
down to the very bed-plates. Do you think they
won’t jump on this point at once? The stuff is
fully insured up to New Orleans; it isn’t insured
on the levee, and in the streets, where the thefts
are notorious. Doesn’t this drop an instantaneous
hint that it was never intended to get so far?”
“No,” said Shelf sourly. “I don’t see that it
does.”
“Then,” retorted Onslow, “I differ from you
entirely; and as I’m to be the active agent in
this affair, and have to take the first and gravest
physical risk, I do not choose to have my retreat
unnecessarily hampered. I must insist upon your
recalling Fairfax for additional instructions.
What extra insurance has got to be paid.”
“Then pay it yourself,” angrily exclaimed Mr.
Shelf.
“That’s outside the bargain. Working expenses
are your contribution to the partnership.
And besides, for another thing, I couldn’t plank
down that money if I wished. I haven’t it in the
world.”
“Mr. Onslow, I believe you. Will you extend
the same courtesy to me when I tell you that if I
were to attempt raising even such a trivial sum as
£500 to-day it would precipitate me into bankruptcy
to-morrow.”
“Whew! Are you nipped as badly as all that?”
“I have a remorseless drain on me which drinks
up the profits of this business like a great sponge.
It is a domestic drain, and I cannot resist it.”
“You poor beggar!” said Onslow, with the
first scrap of sympathy he had yet shown to his
partner. “I believe I understand, and it tones
down your dingy color. You aren’t quite all black.
I believe by your own painting you’re only a moderate
sort of gray. And if I’ve been beastly rude
and hard with you, because I’ve considered
you a soapy scoundrel playing entirely for your
own hand, I’ll apologize to you. That isn’t in
the least polite, but I think it’s plain, and perhaps
we shall get on together better now. But about
this bankruptcy. It’ll be rather a mess if you go
smash before our Florida operation realizes its
profits. It will thicken the inquiry, you know, to
a very unpleasant keenness.”
“I think I shall keep on my feet, Mr. Onslow.
I trust, I pray I shall; and, moreover, I thank you
for what you have said. I do confess that your
manner of speech has wounded me much at
times.”
“Oh, as to that,” returned Onslow, “I mostly
say ‘spade’ when I mean it, and I don’t care to
mix religion with theft, when I’m talking with a
co-conspirator. But I fancy we understand one
another more comfortably now, and I’ll leave you
to make the rest of the arrangements here in London.
This afternoon I’ll pick up Kettle and run
down to Liverpool and get things in hand there.
They’ll require care. To begin with, there’s a
suitable armament to be smuggled on board without
advertisement. And there are other nefarious
preparations to be made. Piracy on the high
seas is not a thing to be undertaken lightly nowadays;
nor is murder.”
“Oh, heavens!” cried Shelf, “don’t speak of
these horrors.”
“I speak of them,” replied Onslow grimly,
“because it is right that you should understand
what will probably be done. I don’t intend to
redden my fingers if it can be avoided; but as I
put my neck in jeopardy, failure or no failure, I
naturally don’t intend to hesitate at any action
which will bring unqualified success. Only
understand fully, Mr. Theodore Shelf, that piracy
you are already an active sharer in, and if there’s
murder done to boot, you will be as guilty as the
worst, even though you sit here in your snug
London offices whilst other rougher men are
handling pistol and knife in the Gulf or in a
Floridan mangrove swamp.”
CHAPTER VIII. THE SEND-OFF.
The Port Edes had gained the name of an unlucky
ship. She had slain three men in her
building; she had crushed another to death the
day before she left the slips; and, though only
three years in the water, she had already maimed
enough hands from various crews to make her a
full complement. Some vessels are this way;
from no explainable cause there seems to be a
diabolic fatality about them.
It is not to be supposed that sailormen rush to
join a craft of this sinister reputation. Although
they are called asses in the bulk, they are only
asses in part. They always try for the best berths
first. But because there are not enough of these
to go round; and because, thanks to the Dago
and the Dutchman, there are not sufficient berths
of any sort whatever to supply all aspirants; it is
always possible to man any vessel which a Board
of Trade official will pass through a dock gates.
Just as no man is ever successful in anything
without due cause, so per contra few sailormen
are down on their luck except through some
peculiar trait of incapacity. So that on your unpopular
ship, be she tramp-steamer, or eke weeping
wind-jammer, you do not get much pick of a
crew. You have to put up with what other people
have left, and it does not take you long to
learn that your beauties have not been rejected
for their excellences.
It was this way on the Port Edes. Forward and
aft, engine-hold and pantry, each man on board
of her had his private sea-failings. Between them
they lacked wakefulness, eyesight, decision,
strength of fist, strength of language, seamanship,
and common sobriety. Amongst the deck-hands
there were virulent sea-lawyers; in the stokeholds
there was âmes damnées wanted by several Governments.
The engineers were skilful in gaining the
smallest possible knottage per ton of coal; the
mates were all slipshod navigators, untrustworthy
even to correct a compass and useless to drive a
truculent crew.
Over all was Owen Kettle, master mariner.
Whatever his failings might be (and the index of
them tailed out), they did not show prominently
at the head of such a ship’s company. Like all
men in the merchant marine, he had been bred in
the roughest school; but, unlike his successful
brethren, he had not graduated later on to the
smooth things of a well-manned passenger liner.
For his sins he had remained the pitiful knock-about
skipper, a man with knife-edged words
always ready on the lip of his teeth, a leaden
whistle in one jacket-pocket, and a lethal weapon
in the other. He was an excellent seaman and
navigator—a man capable of going an entire voyage
without taking off his clothes or enjoying one
watch of regular sleep. Whilst in command at
sea, he credited himself with the powers of a Czar,
and was entirely unscrupulous in gaining ends
which expediency or his owners laid down for
him; and though not physically powerful, he
had the pluck of a dog, and an unholy reputation
for marksmanship. Taking into allowance these
qualifications, it may be understood that for the
handling of such a menagerie of all-nation scoundreldom
and incapacity as bunked in the S. S.Port Edes, no better man than Owen Kettle
breathed in either hemisphere.
The crew signed their marks on the articles at
the shipping office in the Sailors’ Home, and
went off grumbling to get rid of their advances.
Later, most of them turned up on the steamer;
some with their worldly goods done up in dunnage
sacks (which look to the uninitiated like pillow-slips);
some apparently possessing nothing but
the squalid raiment they stood up in. There was
not one of them dressed like a sailor, according
to the conventional idea, yet most of them had
made their bread upon the seas since early boyhood,
which shows what conventional ideas are
sometimes worth. They were most of them
oldish men, and looked even older than their
years.
The engineers came on board early, for the
most part in scrubby blue serge, and sour black
temper. They grumbled at the mess-room in
broad Glaswegian, prophesied evil (in advance)
about the capacities of the mess-room steward
and the ship’s cook, dumped their belongings into
their various rooms, and changed to apparel more
suitable for tail-twisting in the unclean regions
below. Then they went on duty, quarreled with
the donkeyman who was making steam for the
winches, and proceeded to split up their crew of
firemen and trimmers into watches, and apportion
them to furnace doors and bunkers.
The three mates, the boatswain, and the carpenter
were also on board betimes, most of them
large-headed with recent libations, and feeling
cantankerous accordingly. There was a small
general cargo being shipped for New Orleans, and
it gave these worthy officers ease to find occasional
acid fault with the stevedore’s crew or the
crane men on the wharf; but, for the most part,
they shuffled about the decks in easy slippers, attending
to the various ship duties in massive
sneering silence.
Patrick Onslow came into the chart-house on
the bridge-deck, closing the door behind him.
“A cheery, amiable crowd you’ve collected,” he
said.
“Aren’t they?” replied Captain Kettle from a
sofa locker. “They’re just a terror of a crew.
You wait till we get to sea, and they start on
mischief. My mate’s a cur; he wouldn’t stand
up to a Chinaman. And the rest of the after-guard
is much of a pattern—picked that way on
purpose. Oh, I tell you, Mr. Onslow, that I
stand alone, and I shall have my hands full. But
let ’em start, the brutes. I’ll haze them. It isn’t
a new sort of tea-party, this, with me.”
“You’re going into it with your eyes open,
anyway.”
“Oh don’t you make any error, sir,” said Kettle.
“I know my job. And if I warn you, it’s
because you’ll see things for yourself, and perhaps
join in at them. I don’t go and tell everybody.
Not much. They think ashore I’ve got a real
soft thing on this time. Why, do you know, Mr.
Onslow,” he added, with a thin, sour grin, “my
old woman wanted to come with me for the trip.
She said it was so long since she’s had a whiff of
outside air, that now I’d such a tidy steamboat
under me, she couldn’t miss the chance. Yes,
sir; and she said she’d bring one of the kids with
her that wanted to be a sailor, like his daddy! I
tell you, she was that took on the idea she’d hear
no refusal; and I had to write a letter to owners,
and get them to wire back a ‘No’ she could read
for herself. It’d look well set to music, that tale,
wouldn’t it? Sort of jumpy music, you know,
with a yo-heave-humbug chorus to it, same as all
sailors’ songs have that you hear in the halls.”
Onslow shrugged his shoulders. “What can
you expect at the price?” he asked. “This
isn’t a twelve-pound-a-month berth; and you’ve
threshed across the Atlantic in a worse ship for
less.”
“Don’t you mistake me,” retorted Kettle.
“I’m working for full value received; and there’s
many an old sailor’d like to be in my shoes, if he
only knew. I’m not grumbling at the berth, only
when a man’s on a racket of this kind, it’s a bit
hard on him to have a wife and kids he’s fool
enough to be fond of. It’s an ugly amusement,
lying to them like a play actor, when you know
it’s ten chances to one you’ll never see English
mud again. That’s the way it cuts, though I
suppose you’ll think it all a sailor’s grumble.
Perhaps you aren’t a married man?”
“No; I’m not.”
“But you’ve got people who care for you?”
Onslow gave the ghost of a smile, and then
laughed. “No,” he said, “I can’t even boast of
that. Acquaintances are mine in thousands; but
friends—well, all friendship has its breaking
strain. I’m a bit like that comfortable, contemptible
person, the Miller of the Dee. I believe I
did care for somebody once; and she made me
think she cared for me. Probably she lied, because,
under persuasion, she went off with another
man. Bah! though, what does it matter? Kettle,
we’re talking rank sentiment, and that’s an unprofitable
employment for men engaged on a
piece of delicate business. And—here’s a gentleman
come to tell me that the consignment of
specie is just commencing to arrive. Now, captain,
the stuff’ll be in iron-bound boxes, and you
and I have got to weigh each one separately, and
check the invoice. Then we’re to act as our own
stevedores, and stow half of it in the cabin next
my room, and half of it across the alley-way next
the mate’s.”
“Why divide it?”
“Because the weight is big, and it would give
your steamer a heavy list to starboard.”
“Oh, as to that, never mind. We can easily
bring her up again with a trimming tank; and I
shouldn’t feel comfortable if any of the stuff was
in that room next the mate’s. You see, Mr.
Onslow, any one on board can go down that alley-way.
In fact, it’s the only road from end to end
of the ship, unless you go up over the bridge
deck. And I’d not guarantee but what the bait
wouldn’t make some of them beauties try and
tamper with the door. It’s big enough to smudge
the honesty of an archbishop, if he was only
earning four pounds a month. Now, the room
next yours has iron walls, and opens only into
the inner cabin. There’s a good lock on it
already, and if I make the carpenter bend on
four more, you’ll have a strong-room the Bank of
England might boast about.”
“That sounds sensible,” commented the envoy
from the bank.
“Very well,” said Onslow, “I believe it is the
best plan. Now, if you please, we’ll have the
weighing-machine in the main cabin, and if you,
sir, will instruct your men to bring in the boxes
one by one, I’ll satisfy myself that they agree
with the tally, and Captain Kettle shall build
them up in the state-room before us both. It’s
a very responsible job we have upon us, and the
more counter-checkings and precautions we can
put into it the better for our several reputations.”
It was a responsible job. Not every day is
specie to the tune of half a million British sovereigns
shipped from a Liverpool dock; and because
gold-boxes are made in a conventional
pattern, the shipment was spotted, and crowds
gathered to stare at the cased-in wealth.
As staring dumbly is dry work, self-appointed
orators amongst the crowd naturally distributed
gratis their own private opinions upon the situation;
and, according to their luck or eloquence,
these attracted larger or smaller audiences.
No one took them very seriously, and they for
the most part treated the subject in a jocular
vein. It was not till Captain Kettle and the
Mersey pilot had gone on to the upper bridge,
and the mate on the fore-deck had cast off the
first bow-fast, that a prophet arose who spoke of
the gold shipment in another key.
He was a wild, unkempt, knock-kneed man,
who attracted first attention by tying a crimson
handkerchief to an umbrella and brandishing it
above his head. Being on the face of him a
creature who never, if he could avoid it, put his
hand to honest labor, he naturally addressed the
crowd at large as “Fellow workers.” These
things awoke a slight humorous interest; and
because the man had the gift of glib and striking
speech, the crowd continued to listen after the
first pricking up of their ears.
The man’s discourse need not be reported in
detail. He was an anarchist, red, rampant, and
ruthless; and by means of arguments, some
warped, some fair enough, he pointed out to his
hearers that the mission of the Port Edes was
another knife-thrust of capital into the ribs of
labor. The statement met with a very mixed
reception, but the anarchist silenced both the
jeers and the applause with a beseeching wave of
his hand, and followed along the curb of the
wharf the steamer, which was commencing to
float towards the dock gates. He spoke to those
on board her now rather than to his more immediate
following, and unclean faces stared at
him from over the line of bulwarks.
“To any man of you who values life,” he cried,
“I offer a solemn warning. That ship is doomed;
she will sink in mid-ocean, blown apart by our
petards, and her ill-gotten cargo will be hurled
out of capital’s reach forever. Those who are
misguided enough to be her guardians will be
blown into space. Listen, you men of her crew.
Jump on the pier-head yonder as she passes into
the basin, and take the consequences. The brutal
laws of this country will hurl you into prison;
but better a season dragging out a martyr’s sentence,
than death as an enemy to the workers’
cause.”
At this point the strong right hand of the law
descended on to the speaker’s elbow; and then,
because he attempted to resist, the willing right
knee of the law jerked up suddenly into the small
of that anarchist’s back; after which he was haled
ignominiously to a police-station, and the place
of his speaking knew him no more.
But the fellow’s threats had not been without
their result. Every hand on the Port Edes’ deck
had heard them distinctly, and disquiet arose
under the belts of nine out of ten. The mates
grew nervous and the men inattentive; and, from
the bridge, Captain Kettle’s voice and whistle
kept ringing out with biting clearness. As it was,
only one man attempted to put the warning into
practical effect. He was a miserable, half-clad
wretch, a coal-trimmer by rating, already repentant
of the spell of physical toil which he had signed
on for.
Passing through the lock-gates into the basin,
the steamer’s port quarter swung gently towards
the wall. A sailor, in readiness, dropped from
above and ran aft with the lanyard of a cork
fender. The trimmer jumped on the bulwarks,
and one might have thought that he was going
to bear a hand—an unnecessary hand. The sailor
did so, and cursed him for his officiousness. The
donkeyman, however, who was oiling the after-winch,
had other ideas on the subject, and stood
by for a rush. So it befell when that trimmer was
getting himself ready for a spring back on the
quay-head, the donkeyman’s long legs took him
rapidly across the red iron decks, and when the
trimmer was already in mid-air, the donkeyman’s
huge paw descended upon the slack of his black
breeches, and drew him back as though he possessed
the weight of a feather pillow. Whereat
the crowd at the pier-head yelled with delighted
laughter, and the dingy steamer made her way
stolidly on to the muddy waters of the Mersey
ebb, which bubbled against the lip of the walls
beyond.
“Curse you!” snarled the trimmer, “what’s
that for?”
“Because we’re short-manned in the stokehold
already, me son; an’ if there’s a hand goes, it’s
meself that’ll have to stand watch and watch in
his place. Havin’ got you, I shall be a jintleman
now, and slape in my bed at night all the way to
New Orleans. See that?”
“This mucky old tramp’ll be blowed up sure’s
death, and I shall be killed.”
“Well, bless me!” retorted the donkeyman;
“who’d miss you if you was killed—always supposing
you weren’t wanted for our furnaces?
Here, get up, you half-baked scum of the workhouse,
and tumble below. Thank your stars the
old man hasn’t seen you from the bridge. But
don’t give me any more of your lip, or I’ll report
you to him and the chief to boot. Now, mosey.”
The coal-trimmer blew his nose on his gray neck-handkerchief,
and shambled off below, muttering.
The donkeyman returned to his winch, unbent
the chain, and sent it down into the adjacent
hold. Then he retired to the poop deck-house,
where he lived with the carpenter and boatswain,
and offered to bet those worthies (who had just
come in for dinner) that Captain Kettle shot some
one on board before the Port Edes tied up against
New Orleans levee.
“He’s a just holy terror, our old man,” observed
the donkeyman cheerfully. “I sailed with him
once before, and he unbent a quartermaster’s
front teeth with the bridge telescope before we
were three days out. With the smudgy crowd
we’ve got here now, it’s a pound to a brick they
start him moving, even sooner than that. Not
that I mind myself. Sea’s dull enough as a
general thing, and I like to see a bit of life throwing
about. And at that game, little Red Kettle’s
good as a Yankee skipper any day.”
CHAPTER IX. GROUND-BAIT.
For reasons, the Port Edes took the “North
about” course; that is, she headed across south
of the Banks of Newfoundland nearly to Cape
Hatteras, and then braved the three-knot current
of the Gulf Stream by passing down the Florida
Channel on the western side of the Bahamas.
They had carried good weather with them—light
head breezes or calms—all the way; and, although
coals were dear and the day’s outlay was limited
to twenty-eight tons by order, the steamer usually
averaged ten and a half knots, despite the unskilfulness
of the engine-room staff.
In a canvas chair on the bridge deck under the
lee of the fiddley sat Patrick Onslow, with a pipe
between his teeth and Pierre Loti’s “Fantôme
d’Orient” in his lap. He was distinctly idling.
For the moment he was wondering how, from so
transparently blue a sea, the spray which jumped
from the wave-crests could be colorless and opaque.
Then, by following with the eye a tangle of
yellow Gulf weed which floated past, his attention
was carried away to some little gray spouts
of fog, which told of whales and their calves taking
a summer outing in the milk-warm waters of
the south. Beyond, his eyes fell upon one of the
screw-pile lighthouses with which the United
States Government has fringed the Florida shoal;
and on the far horizon sprouted the wind-threshed
tops of some scattered cabbage palms, which told
that there at least the shallow sea was sea no
more. At the back of these palms lay the mysterious
shelter of the Everglades.
A thought passed through Patrick Onslow’s
mind, a thought of the drama to be played under
shelter of those recesses within the next few days,
and he frowned. He thrust the thought from him
as an impertinence, and turned again to his novel.
But he was destined just then to read no more
from that dainty vignette of Stamboul. Through
the grating of the fiddley above his head came a
frightened shout; then a chorus; then a prolonged
clattering, as iron tools were thrown on the floor-plates,
and the boots of scared men smote the
rungs of the ladders.
Onslow gave a quick smile to himself, as though
he understood something; then mounted a look
of concern on his face, and, getting up from his
chair, crossed to port and strode up to the break
of the bridge-deck. The captain, coming out of
the chart-house, joined him. From the door of
the alley-way beneath them rushed a crowd of
frightened men—trimmers and stokers, stripped
to the waist, engineers in dungaree—all the human
contents of the lowest hold. Kettle singled out
the Chief with his eye, and addressed him with
sour irony—
“’Afternoon, Mr. McFee. Fine, isn’t it, for
the time of year? Have your curs forgotten that
they’re paid to work this steamboat up Mississippi
River to a city called New Orleans? Or
have they induced the other watch to go below
and give them a spell?”
“Guid God, sir, dinna jest!” replied the Chief.
“Ye remember what yon scoundrel said on
Liverpool dock wall? Weel, he’s been as guid
as his words, sir. We’ve found an infernal machine
already.”
“Well?” drawled Kettle.
“Man, we may be blown to the sea-floor any
minute.”
“Sea whisky! sea grandmother!”
“Man, sir, see wi’ your own een. By God’s
guid mercy the donkeyman picked it from among
the coals, or it’s no knowin’ where we’d bin this
blessed moment!”
“Hand it up here,” the skipper commanded
shortly.
The burly donkeyman, half grinning, half
afraid, came up the iron steps and handed the captain
a box painted to look like a knob of coal.
“It was ticking when I picked it up, sir,” he
said, “but when I handled it, the ticking stopped.”
The captain took the thing in his hand. It
started on a fresh cluck, cluck, and the grimy men
on the iron decks below humped their shoulders
as though to better receive a blow, and began to
shuffle away towards the bows.
“Oh, it may be something dangerous,” said
Captain Kettle, and he hove his burden over the
side, “or it mayn’t. Looked to me like a toy to
frighten flats. There’s only one man with the
pluck of a roach amongst you, and here’s half-a-crown
for him.”
The donkeyman’s black forefinger knuckled his
greasy cap.
“As for the rest, your mothers must have
suckled you on pigeons’ milk, and then sent you
to a girls’ school to dry-nurse. You pack of
beauties! Oh, you cowardly, bobby-hunted
gems! If the thing was found, well, found it was,
and the donkeyman brought it on deck. What
do you want to foul the clean air for with your
dingy stinking carcasses before your watch was
out? I’ll log every man of you for this; yes,
Mr. McFee, and Mr. Second, and Mr. Third, I’ll
dirty your tickets for you as well, and if you give
me another ounce of bother I’ll take care you
none of you ever get another berth so long as the
universe holds water to carry shipping. You
cowardly hounds! Oh, you trust me!”
The men slunk back into the alley-way again
out of shot of the skipper’s tongue, and the engineers,
plucking up courage first, led the way
below. Some one clattered a shovel on a firebar.
Instinct made the trimmers obey the signal, and
they went to the bunkers. The firemen followed,
and the steam-gauge remounted before it had
received any appreciable check. It was all an
affairs of five minutes.
Kettle passed a forefinger round the inside of
his shirt-collar, and strolled across with Onslow
to where the deck-chairs straddled in the shade of
the fiddley. “They’re a holy crew, aren’t they?”
said the master of the Port Edes.
“I think they’re what we want. We should be
rather out of it with a plucky lot who insisted on
standing by us at a pinch.”
“Oh, don’t you make any error about that,” replied
Kettle. “They’d have been shaky anyway,
but this bogus clockwork devil of yours fixes
them to a nicety. It’ll be every Jack for himself
when the scare comes, and Davy Jones take
the steamer, and the others. Oh, they’ll run like
a warren of rabbits. The brutes!”
Kettle broke off abruptly, and stared moodily
over the Gulf Stream. A flying-fish got out of
the blue water and ran across the ripples like a
silver rat. A school of porpoises snorted leisurely
up from astern, and passed the steamer
as though she had been at anchor. And the
tangles of the gulf-weed floated past like reefs
of tawny coral.
“Do you ever read poetry?” the skipper suddenly
asked.
Onslow slewed round his head and stared.
The idea of this vinegar-mouthed little savage
talking of poetry very nearly made him break into
wild laughter. With an effort he steadied his
face and said quietly, “Sometimes.”
“I’m glad of that. Somehow I hadn’t dared
ask you before, but now I know, Mr. Onslow, I
like you all the better. It gives us something in
common we can talk about without being
ashamed. We can’t very well discuss the other
matter which binds us together and respect
ourselves at the same time.”
“Quite right. You and I, captain, are shouldered
to common piracy by the force of circumstances;
but I always kick myself when I think
about it. There’s no glamour of romance about
our intended villainy, or the way it’s being led
up to.”
“Not a bit. Byron wrote about piracy, but
Byron was no seaman, and he didn’t know what
hazing a crew meant. A thief’s a dirty scoundrel
all the world over, and always has been;
and a sea thief, having the scum of the earth to
handle, has to make himself the crudest brute on
earth if he wants to succeed. I think it’s that
which put me out of liking with Byron and all those
poets who’ve written about movement at sea.
They give a wrong idea of men’s motives and actions,
and when they get talking on shop, they’re
that inaccurate and absurd they make one tired.
No, Mr. Onslow, give me a land poet, who talks
about farms, and primroses, and tinkling brooks,
and things he understands, and with that man I
can sit through two watches on end. Reading
him may make me feel low, but it doesn’t do a
man harm to be that way sometimes. Ye
see, Mr. Onslow, a scuffle, or a row with a mutinous
crew, is just meat and drink to me. Yes, sir,
that’s the kind of brute I am.”
They chatted and basked during the rest of the
afternoon, whilst the two mates off watch painted
ironwork, and the crew off duty grumbled and
smoked and slept in the stuffy forecastle. The
cabin tea came. Kettle, at the head of the table,
preserved a sour silence, and Onslow and the
mates carried amongst them a strained civility.
And then skipper and supernumerary officer returned
to their canvas chairs beside the fiddley on
the bridge-deck.
The Gulf Stream rippled crisply over the
steamer’s wake astern, and the small wavelets of
a calm licked the yellow rust-stains which patched
her sweeping flank. Before them the narrow sea
was the color of a dull blue roofing-slate. The
bright, hot day had faded; the brilliant cobalt
had filtered away from overhead, and a silver
nail-paring of moon peered from a sky of amorphous
violet, still lighted in its higher flats by the
sun’s after-glow.
On the horizon line was what at first appeared
to be a steamer’s smoke, but what the glass
showed to be the reek of a fire on the invisible,
low-lying Florida coast. No blaze-glow could
be seen. It might be a fisher’s camp-fire on an
outlying key; it might be a game-driving of
Seminole Indians beyond the explored coast-fringe,
in that unknown tangle of trees and
grasses and lagoons, the Everglades themselves.
“It’s worth living, Mr. Onslow, times like
these,” said Kettle, when they had sat there in
silence till the warm night had spread all over, and
the white stars were beginning to show in multitudes
through its gaps.
The other nodded, sucking at his cold pipe.
“None of those poets have ever put all this down
on paper. They’ve got parts—bits—but not all.
I fancy it is because they haven’t seen the thing
for themselves. I’ve tried myself, but I haven’t
made much account of it.”
“What, you—you’re a poet?” Onslow rapped
out.
“I knock off a bit of verse occasionally,”
said the skipper complacently. “When I’m
in the mood, that is. It generally comes times
like this—when I’ve been tail-twisting the hands,
and have a spell of a rest and a think afterwards.”
“I see—the outcome of the vivid contrast,”
said Onslow. He imagined to himself that these
boasted poems would be of the “heroic” order,
to the verge of melodrama. As it happened, he
could not conveniently have made a worse guess.
Kettle lugged from his pocket a doubled-up exercise-book,
reddened slightly under the tan, and
handed it across. His companion flattened out the
crease, and, in the light which came from a chart-house
port, dipped into the manuscript verses
for himself. To his astonishment, they were
one and all sonnets and ballads which might well
have been written by a sentimental schoolgirl.
They breathed of love and devotion and premature
fading away, and at least three gushing adjectives
qualified each tender noun.
There was no word about the sea, on which
their author had spent his life, or of the things of
the sea, with which he had had all his dealings.
He knew about these as few men did, but they
seemed common to him, and unclean. Consequently
he had delivered himself of an ode to
that Spring which he had never witnessed ashore,
and love songs to ladies he had never met outside
the covers of cheap fiction. It was all imagination,
and untutored, uninspired imagination at
that.
As a result, Onslow found the poems too killingly
funny for words, and was consumed with
a wild desire for laughter; but, with that red-bearded
little savage, their maker, glaring anxiously
at him from the opposite shadow, he dare
not let so much as the tail of a smile dance from
the corner of his mouth. He had to enjoy and
endure in silence; and, with the exercise-book
thrust out to the yellow light-stream, he read on
through the stanzas diligently.
In one, evidently autobiographical, the writer
spoke of himself as a “timid frail gazelle,” in
another he addressed his remarks from the mouth-piece
of a “coy and cooing turtle-dove,” to
a “sylphlike maiden of haughty mien,” who, at
the time of the narration, was the “bewitching,
entrancing, unparalleled queen” of another gentleman’s
hearth. An “Ode to Excellence,” which
commenced “Hairy Alfred, brother bard,” was
evidently directed at a contemporary; but the
past was cared for in “Cleopatra, a lament,” which
a footnote stated could be sung to the tune of
“Greenland’s Icy Mountains.”
Probably as a collection Captain Kettle’s was
unique in its clumsy, maudlin sentiment, and its
general unexpectedness.
Meanwhile the author was fidgeting nervously.
He had not got over that initial nervousness
which publication gives. He hungered for a criticism—favorable
if possible. At last he made
bold to ask for it.
“You’re a wonderful man, Kettle,” returned
his companion, quite meaning what he said; “and
unless I had seen those verses for myself, I’d
never have believed you capable of producing
them, no matter what had been told me about
your powers.”
The poet gave a sigh of relief, and was going
to pursue the subject further, when something
fell upon his ear which turned his thoughts into a
very different key.
“By James! there’s the engine stopped. What’s
up now, I wonder?”
He jumped to his feet, and stood with neck
craned out, listening. The ring of heavy boots
made itself heard on the engine-room ladders.
Then there was a murmur of voices and a pattering
of footsteps from the forecastle, and presently
a stream of men began to ascend the bridge-deck
ladders. Amongst the growing babel of
voices came references to the gold: “Half a million
yellow sovereigns, boys!” and threats there
was no mistaking. “Teach the old man manners,
or put him over the side!”
By an evident previous arrangement the men
were massing themselves on the port side of the
bridge deck.
“Mutiny, by James!—that’s what this means!”
commented Captain Kettle in an undertone.
He was cool as ice, and on the moment had
decided how to act.
“Now, Mr. Onslow, slip into the chart-house
for your pistol. I have mine in my pocket. It’s
us two against the crowd of ’em, and we’ll finish
out top side. Oh, don’t you make any error;
it’ll be a red night’s work for those dogs. But
we’ll rub the fear of death into them before we’ve
done this time—into those that are left, that is.
Get your pistol, quick, sir, and skin your eye for
handy shooting!”
CHAPTER X. MUTINY.
Patrick Onslow came out of the chart-house
with all the armament he could lay hands upon;
to wit, three revolvers. He gave one to the Captain
and put the others in his own jacket pocket,
so that they had a brace apiece. From the other
side of the bridge-deck the clamor of the men
rose high into the night; and the steamer’s fore-truck
began to swing past the stars. Her engines
had stopped, the quartermaster had deserted the
wheel, and the Gulf Stream was taking her as
simple flotsam whither it listed.
There was no starboard ladder to the upper
bridge, but Kettle swung himself lightly up by a
funnel-stay and a stanchion, and climbed over
the canvas dodger. Onslow followed as nimbly.
The mate of the watch received them with a
frightened sidelong glance, but no words; and
then he vanished into the darkness.
Captain Owen Kettle stumped cheerfully
across to the port side of the bridge and looked
down. Beneath him, massed and moving, was
apparently every man of his crew. The electric
lamp from inside the head of the companion-way
blazed full upon them, dazzling some of the
group, and blinding the others with dense black
shadow. With folded arms he looked down on
them for a full minute, with a silent, sneering
laugh, till the upturned faces, which had been
quiet in expectation, began to grow clamorous
again. Then he waved them to noiselessness,
and spoke.
The man’s words were not conciliatory. He
addressed his hearers as dogs, and wished to
know, in the name of the Pit, why they had dared
to leave their duties and their kennel to come
to sully his bridge-deck.
The harangue was brief and beautifully to the
point. An ordinary seaman stood out into the
middle of the circle of light, and made reply:
“You gall us togs, und you dreat us as togs, und
we’re nod going to schtandt it no longer. This
grew temants its rechts!”
“Hallo!” said Kettle, “got a blooming Dutchman
to speak for you? Well, you must be a
hard-up crowd! See here now, if you do want
to talk, have your say, and be done with it. English
is the official language on this ship; understand
that, and don’t waste my time.”
The German seemed inclined to bluster and
hold his ground, but he had no backers.
“If you’re undecided,” suggested Captain Kettle,
“you’ve got a nigger amongst you; why not
set him on to talk? If you were men, I wouldn’t
say it; but he’s as much a man as any of you,
and perhaps he’ll throw in a sand-dance to enliven
proceedings.”
The negro, from somewhere on the outskirts of
the crowd, broke into a loud guffaw, till some one
kicked him on the shins, and sent him away yelping
diminuendo into the farther darkness. An
angry growl went up from the white men at the
taunt, and one of them, a whiskered quartermaster
in a cardigan jacket, stepped out and spat
into the circle of light. He looked round to catch
the encouraging glances of his mates, and then
lifted up his face towards the upper bridge.
“See here, Captain Kettle, you’d better not try
us too far. This isn’t a slave ship you’re commanding.
It’s a common, low-down, British
tramp; and the law looks after the deck-hands
and all the rest of us.”
“Now that’s fair speaking,” said Kettle. “I’ve
a profound respect for the Merchant Shipping
Act and all the rest of the laws. My lad, if you
fancy you’ve anything to complain of, a sea-lawyer
like you must know the remedy. Get your witnesses
and go with them before the British Consul
in New Orleans.”
“A fat lot of good that would do,” retorted the
man. “What consul ever believed an old sailor
against the skipper? No, sir; we’d only get penitentiary
for our pains. Besides, what we want—and
what we intend to have—is an alteration in
things, beginning now.”
“Ah! I see. And what would you like? Shall
I have a hold cleared out and fit up with four-post
beds for you to make a drawing-room of? Shall
I order my steward to hand iced pop round to the
gentlemen who are heavin’ coals in the stokehold?
Come now, out with it!”
The little captain was deliberately irritating the
men, and Onslow marveled at his recklessness.
Once let an outbreak start, and he and Kettle
stood not one chance in a million of living through
it. But Kettle knew his game, and was playing
it well.
Only one man laughed, and his laugh closed up
again in a moment like the snap of a watch.
Some scowled, a few swore; the quartermaster
in the cardigan jacket alone remained unmoved.
Of Kettle’s outrageous raillery he took no notice
whatever, but continued his plaint in a solid
monotone, as though he had been reading it from
a book.
“In the first instance, it’s the grub we complains
of, partic’ly the sugar. It ain’t sugar at
all; it’s just a slump of molasses.”
“That,” said Kettle, “is due to your own laziness.
The bottom of a sugar barrel’s always that
way unless you turn it end for end every day or
so. The molasses ’d settle through the Queen’s
sugar at Windsor and spoil half of it unless the
barrel was looked to. By James!” he continued,
with a first show of fury, “is it for this you dogs
have turned yourselves into a howling pack of
mutineers, and let my ship drift like a hen-coop
towards Newfoundland?”
The quartermaster was obviously disconcerted
by the attack, so much so, in fact, that he missed
the next few counts of his indictment, and came
at once to the main head.
“It’s a rise of wages that we insists on principally,”
he said. “We take it we’ve been signed
on for this run to New Orleans under false pretenses.
Nothing was said about the sort of cargo
we was to carry, which, naturally, incites them
anarchist chaps to vi’lence. We’re suffering
undue risks. There’s been one devil machine
found already, and as like as not there is others
besides. The bloomin’ ole tramp may go up any
minute; and because we’re standing that risk, we
say we ought to be paid accordin’. The cargo
can stand the pull, and if you aren’t willing, the
hands here has made up their minds to broach it
for themselves.”
Kettle did not answer at once. He seemed to
be twisting words over and over in his mouth,
and then gulping them down his throat and bringing
up others. It was a full minute before the
man found speech, but then it came from him in
a torrent. “You great fools!” he cried, “this
isn’t an ordinary cargo that you can help yourselves
out of, and let the underwriters stand treat.
You bet the tallyman won’t wink at any yarn
about ‘damaged in transit’ over the stuff we’re
bringing out. If there’s so much as a miserable
half-sovereign missing, the whole crowd here, cook
and captain’s dog, stay in a New Orleans calaboose
till it’s found, and then come out with their
tickets dirtied. Oh! you one-eyed, mutton-headed
fools!”
Onslow stared at the man curiously. His
truculent tone had left him completely. His
hands had quitted the pistol-butts and were
gripped on the bridge rail. His elbows were beating
nervously against his ribs.
From some mouth in the blacker shadow came
a deep, derisive laugh; and then a voice (presumably
from the laugher) said: “Who wants to
go to New Orleans? Who wants to go nearer
than the next key, or reef, or sandbank, or whatever
it may be? Let’s pile up the blazing old
tramp on that, and then boat-cruise across to
Cuba. There’s nice, snug bays in Cuba, where
the guardacostas don’t ask questions; or, if they
did, a bit of yellow ballast out of the boats would
stop their jaws quick enough.”
The voice laughed again and ceased.
“Who spoke there?” Captain Kettle demanded.
Out rolled into the bright circle the massive
body of the donkeyman.
“You!”
The donkeyman knuckled his greasy cap in
assent.
“I’m your man, Capt’n,” he said, “but I’d be
pleaseder to help ye carrying out the crew’s wishes
than going agin them. You’ll be dealt by honustly,
Capt’n—liberally—yes, better than ye ever
have been in this world yet, or ever will be again—an’
the steamer will be lost at say. Blowed to
rivuts an’ ould iron by a conspirathor’s bomb.
It’s a most natural ending for her.”
Kettle stared at the donkeyman with his mouth
agape, and the eyes standing out of his head.
His face was thrust out at full neck’s length; his
fingers beat a vague tattoo on the white iron rail
of the bridge.
Then the crew’s original spokesman lifted up
his unlucky voice for the second time: “Ach,
vriends, we’re vasting minutes. We haf made up
our mindts. Why should we not go und tivide
ter cold mitout furder pother? Cood Ole Man!
come and sgramble for a share like ter rest of
us.”
Slowly Captain Kettle stiffened. His eyes lost
their stare and glinted unpleasant fire in their
more proper orbits; his lower jaw closed up with
a snap; his fists slid to his jacket pockets and
gripped there.
“You painted Dutchman!”
The crew rustled uneasily.
“Do I live to hear a set of dogs like you dictating
to me? Does any man here think he’s
going to have an inch of his own way aboard
of me?”
“Come, Captain Kettle,” said the quartermaster,
who had talked before, “don’t be unreasonable.
The Dutchman means well, though he didn’t put
it Bristol fashion. And besides, we’ve made up
our minds to share in that gold, and you’d better
chip in and share too, without a dust. It’ll be a
deal comfortabler for all hands, and besides, it’s
got to be done, anyway. We’re all determined,
and we’re too many for you, even if Mr. Onslow
does stand in on your side.”
Kettle’s face lit up with the joy of battle.
“Are you, by James!” he snapped. “We’ll see
about that. I’d handle twice your number to
my own cheek any day. I done it before, on a
dashed sight uglier lot than you, and came out
top side; and I’m going to do it again now. Mr.
Onslow’s with me, too, this time, and we’ve got
twenty bullets amongst us that’ll all go home in
somebody’s ribs before any of you get at hand-grips
with us. Now just play on that, you scum.
There’s not a one of you got a pistol.”
“Oh! haven’t we?” commented a nasal voice
on the outskirts of the crowd, “I guess you’re
out there, mister. I’m heeled for one.”
Crack!
The man shrieked and fell in a limp heap on
the deck. His weapon clattered down beside
him. Kettle kept his smoking pistol-muzzle raised
steady as an iron wrist could hold it.
The others instinctively drew at first away from
the fallen man; but one ordinary seaman,
younger and more plucky than the rest, darted
forward to regain the fallen revolver. As his
fingers closed over it, his eyes instinctively sought
the bridge. Onslow had his revolver sighted
over the crook of an elbow; Kettle his at arm’s
length. Both were covering him.
“Fling that thing overboard, or you’ll be dead
before you can wink!”
The crew’s only revolver span through the air,
and hit the water with a tinkling splash.
“Now stand forward the two fools who have
been your spokesmen.”
The crowd stood like men petrified.
“Quick, or I’ll make practise into the brown of
you!”
The quartermaster in the cardigan jacket
stepped out of his own accord, undefiant now,
and white. The German was hustled to his
side.
“Have you got a coin, quartermaster?”
“No, sir.”
“Have you—sausage?”
“Yes, herr.”
“Then spin it up, and do you, quartermaster,
call to him. And mind you call right, because I’m
going to shoot the loser, and perhaps you are the
least useless of the two. Spin, confound you!
Spin, sausage, or by James I’ll shoot you where
you stand, and settle it that way!”
The German put something between his dished
palms and shook it violently; then clinched one
hand, and thrust it out into the full blaze of the
lamplight.
The quartermaster cried “head.” The other
unwrapped his grimy fingers with slow jerks, and
showed. The coin was a halfpenny, Britannia
uppermost. The quartermaster buttoned his
cardigan jacket, and drew himself up to face the
upper bridge.
“Hold up your hand!”
It shot up to the full length, fingers splayed
out. Then crack! and a bullet ripped through
the middle of the palm. The fellow let out a
short yelp of surprise, and clapped the wounded
member tightly under his armpit. The men
around him, utterly cowed, stood in frozen silence;
and Captain Owen Kettle from the bridge waved
slow patterns over them with a revolver
muzzle.
Then he crammed both weapons into his jacket
pockets again, and gave orders—sharply, crisply,
and with decision.
“Watch below, get forward, and turn in.
Watch on duty, go to your posts. Quartermaster
of the watch, tumble up here. Sou’-west and by
sou’.”
A quartermaster ran briskly up the bridge
ladder.
“S’-west and by sou’ it is, sir,” he replied. It
was the only comment any of the crew made to
Captain Kettle on his method.
CHAPTER XI. TO-NIGHT.
Another day and another sky. Now the
blue Gulf waters were as leaden and dense as that
one looks upon in a hard North Sea gale; and the
heavens overhead were full of lurid grays which
raced one another in sliding chase till they were
lost in the northern mist drifts. The steamer
rolled heavily to a steep beam sea; and when it
could be seen, the iron of her lower decks, forward
and aft, gleamed as though it had been new-coated
with ocher varnish. But this was not often, for
four minutes out of every five the decks were filled
with a clamoring, hissing pond of green and
cotton-white, which the scuppers could only
empty piecemeal.
The time was evening—twenty hours after the
quelling of the mutiny, and the three tenants of
the upper bridge were the only human beings
on any of the outer decks. On the midship
grating stood a high-heeled quartermaster holding
on to the spokes of the steam wheel, browsing on
plug tobacco, and keeping his eyes mechanically
fixed on the jumping compass card. Alternately
climbing and descending athwartships as the
bridge swung under him, the third mate took his
sea constitutional in rubber thigh-boots, with
hands thrust into the waistbelt of his breeches.
As officer of the watch, every time he passed the
binnacle he faced front and took a regulation peer
round the foggy line of horizon, with an utter
lack of interest. He was an elderly man, the
third mate, and the sea held no more surprises for
him, and no more interest, and no more pleasures.
If ever he had ambition, he had lost it years since.
His aim in life was to hold a position of small responsibility,
and earn a monthly wage with the
smallest possible outlay of exertion, either mental
or physical.
The remaining occupant of the bridge sat on a
camp-stool under the lee of the weather dodger,
with his red peaked beard on his chest, his slippered
feet stuck out in front, his elbows crooked
out behind him, and hands deep in his jacket
pockets. Every time the third mate’s footsteps
neared him his eyes opened, and for an instant
flashed round to the right-hand angle of their
orbits. Between whiles he slept. It was owing
to this faculty of literally snatching moments of
rest that Captain Kettle, at the end of his twenty
hours’ spell on the upper bridge, was as fresh as
though he had just got up from a clear night’s
sleep. This watchfulness was necessary, for, as
the experienced skipper was quite aware, fully
half the hands would have gladly tossed him
overboard if they could have grappled him without
danger to themselves.
Presently, however, he dropped his doze with
a snap, and slewed round to face the head of
the bridge ladder, entirely wakeful.
A head showed itself, black-haired, with a
clean-shaven, bright, determined face. The corresponding
body followed—lean, tall, muscular.
“Ah, Mr. Onslow, you’ve brought me some
provender? Thanks indeed. What? Sandwich
and tea? Couldn’t be better.”
“I have whisky in my pocket.”
“Not for me now. Wait till we get ashore,
and then I’ll booze with any man to his heart’s
content. The game I’m on now is like a boat-race—if
a man wants to win he’s got to diet himself.”
The third mate, to show to any chance onlooker
that he was not in sympathy with the unpopular
captain, planted himself in the angle of
the lee dodger, which was the greatest distance
that the ties of duty would allow him to depart.
Kettle, with an acid grin, drew his companion’s
attention to this move.
“What’ll that chap do to-night when the fun
begins?”
“Bolt like a rat with the first alarm. He’d
show pluck if he was paid for it, would my third
mate; but not being paid, he’ll take the best care
possible of his own ugly hide. He isn’t a fellow
who’d ever like a tight corner for its own sake.
There’s not an atom of the sportsman about
him.”
Onslow laughed. “You’re just the other way,
Captain.”
Kettle’s face clouded. “It’s a fact,” he said.
“Times I am that way—curse my cantankerous
luck.”
“Your weakness in that direction came in
handily for me yesterday.”
“You’re right, Mr. Onslow, right all through.
By George, I’d half a mind to chip in with these
rogues and grab what I could. It was a tempting
chance, and it would have been a deal more
profitable to me than what I’m in for now. As
for the honesty of the thing, there wasn’t a pin
to choose between it and this racket of yours and
Mr. Shelf’s. But it was that Dutchman’s gall that
put me off. If he’d held his silly jaw, and if those
other bladder-heads had let me understand I was
to hold the pistol-hand over them, well, the Port
Edes would have coral rock spouting through her
bottom plates this minute, and I’d be a man owning
a matter of three to five thousand pounds.
That’s putting it straight.”
“So,” said Onslow, “I suppose I have to thank
the said Dutchman for carrying a sound windpipe
this minute?”
“No,” replied Kettle thoughtfully, “I don’t
think it. I fancy you’d have behaved reasonable
over the new deal, and then I’d have stood by
you. Especially,” he added slowly, as though
from after-thought, “especially if those dogs
thought that you’d have been safer out of the
way. What,” he asked with a sudden frown, as
though the subject annoyed him—“what have
you been doing with yourself this afternoon?”
“Physicking a sick fireman principally. The
stokehold temperature was 105 degrees, and as he
amused himself drinking condensed water by the
quart together, the somewhat natural consequence
was cramp in the stomach. They sent him up by
the ash-lift, and your steward dosed him with
chlorodyne and laudanum, and tincture of rhubarb.
The result wasn’t encouraging.”
“Oh, there’s never any knowing what to do
with a sick stoker’s inside. But one of those
drugs ought to have fetched him.”
“Perhaps one did; but the other two didn’t
seem to fit his ailment.”
“Well, he had them for nothing, so I don’t see
what call he had to complain. I never saw such
a crew for physic. They’ve drunk that big chest
half dry as it is, and if I’d let ’em, they’d have
drunk it three times over. What did you do to
the chap? Fill him up on the same again, or try
a pill? There’s ten sorts of pills in that chest,
beauties some of them. You should have tried
him on those little silver-coated chaps marked C.
They’re regular twisters.”
“Well, you see, he was twisted enough already,
poor devil, and if it hadn’t been for the donkeyman
holding him, he’d have been overboard
through the ash-shoot to be rid of his misery.
So as it was I gave him a tumblerful of raw
whisky, and that seemed gradually to untie him
again out of his knots.”
The captain snorted. “You’re greener than I
thought, Mr. Onslow. If we’d been going on,
you’d have had half the crew sick on your hands
for a dose of that kind. They’re bad enough
after sour, square doctor’s physic, but for a
tumbler of liquor and a spell of idleness, an old
sailor would have an ear and three toes cut off
any day. However,” he added, rising stiffly to
his feet and stretching, “the chief and donkeyman’ll
see he doesn’t malinger for long. They
are none of them sweet on doing another man’s
work, that gang. Heigh-ho! See that line of
surf we’re bringing over the lee quarter?”
“The Tortugas?”
“The Dry Tortugas. There’s a Yankee convict
station on one of them.”
“Don’t mention it.”
Kettle grinned. “We shall have made enough
westing soon, and then our course will be pretty
nearly due north, so as to dodge the Gulf Stream
as much as possible, and,” he added, in a lower
tone, “to get the ship as near as may be to
your channel into Florida before we jettison the
crew.”
“We shall run into the ship tracks from all the
northern Gulf ports to Europe.”
“I know, and we must take our chance of not
being spotted. For a western sea there’s a regular
string of traffic tailing down to the Dry Tortugas.
There you are, for one. Look at that old wind-jammer.”
He jerked with his thumb towards a green-painted
wooden Italian barque, which was squattering
past less than a quarter of a mile away,
right athwart the last rays of the windy sunset.
She was driving merrily homewards, sending her
bows into it till the seas creamed against her cat-heads
and darkened her jibs with brine up more
than half their height. She was methodically
reducing sail, and a dozen many-hued, picturesque
tatterdemalions were aloft on the fore-topgallant
yard hammering the struggling canvas into the
gaskets.
“The cowardly Dagos,” said Kettle; “that’s
always their way. Snug down to topsails as soon
as it gets dark, even if there’s only a cat’s-paw
blowing. By James! with a breeze like this I’d
be carrying royals on that old tub. And yet,”
he went on, with his beard in the heel of his fist,
and his eyes gazing out over the tumbling waters—“and
yet they say there used to be poetry in
a craft of that sort, whilst there never was, and
never will be, with a steamer. I suppose the
reason is, that a poet has to be a man who knows
nothing whatever about what he writes upon. I
know that some chaps who string verses nowadays
have been on a steamboat and smelt the
smells of her, and seen her lines, and watched the
men who do the work; and yet they make no
poetry about it. But of the old crew who wrote
about moaning harbor-bars, and fair white pinions,
and lusty wooden walls, and trusty hearts of oak—why,
they knew no more about the thing than a
London bobby does of angels. And that, I suppose,
was why their stuff is called poetry, and the
lubberly old wind-jammers poetical. You give
me a smart steamboat, Mr. Onslow; there’s all
the romance on her an old sailorman’s got any
use for; and he understands it, too, even if he
can’t put it down on paper.”
“I believe you’re right,” said Onslow thoughtfully,
“and some day a new Dana or a new
Michael Scott will come ashore from the upper
bridge, or from an electric-lighted forecastle, or
from a forced-draught engine-room, and show it
to us plainly; whereupon we shall swear that we
saw it for ourselves all along. But,” he went on,
with a sudden frown, “for the present let that
drift. You and I have enough to think of in our
immediate present without speculating over a
possible prophet which is to arise.”
“We have; but so much must be arranged by
the chance of the moment that I don’t see we
can do much good by talking it over now. All
arrangements that can be made ahead, I fancy
we’ve got fixed up already. By the way, I suppose
you are sure that your explosion in the forehold
won’t be too big? It would be an awkward
do for us if the old ship’s bottom was really blown
out in sober earnest.”
The sun had gone entirely out by this time,
and the young moon was sailing high amid scurrying
cloud-banks. In the white and shifting light,
Patrick Onslow’s face looked pale and anxious.
“You’re sure,” Kettle repeated, “it won’t be a
case of the engineer being hoisted with his own
thingammy?”
“No, I’m not sure; and that’s what bothers
me. You see, one couldn’t quite get an expert
to measure out the precise necessary dose, and
I’ve had to guess at it. I daren’t undercharge
my bomb. If our explosion was a fizzle, and the
crew didn’t get scared and run, why then they’d
take her up to New Orleans whether we liked it
or not; and she’d be examined. Then that intake
valve couldn’t be missed, and it couldn’t be
explained away. Man, as you know, the thing’s
as big as a sluice-gate!”
“All the bilge pumps in the Gulf of Mexico
couldn’t make headway against that valve, once
it was fairly opened. It’s the quickest and cleverest
way of scuttling a steamboat I ever heard of
or read about. But I don’t quite see how the
valve is going to be turned.”
“You leave that to me.”
“You seem used to the game,” said Kettle,
with a half sneer.
“No, I’m not,” returned the other quickly.
“I’ve never had my fingers in anything so ugly
or so dirty before; and because I don’t want to
have the experience over again, I’m going to
make this turn to a big profit, or get killed in the
trying. I’m tired and sick of this wild, bucketing
life. A woman drove me to it; but I believe, if
I had the means to settle down in comfort now,
I could forget all about her, and wake up other
new interests.”
“Well,” said Kettle, “I hope we may each of
us buy a farm out of this racket; but, I tell you
straight, I’m not over sweet on the chances. To
begin with, you and I can’t handle this steamboat
alone. It’s an absolute certainty we must have
another hand to help us. You’ll have to take the
wheel and pilot her through if you can, though
that’s a mighty big job for one man, and the odds
are about ten to one you’ll pile her up somewhere.
I’ve got to be below. At a pinch I might drive
the engines, though I don’t know much of the
trade; but I can’t do that and fire six two-hole
boilers, and wheel coals out of the bunkers as
well. Now, I think the donkeyman is the chap
we want. He understands his way about down
there, he’s as strong as a winch, and I fancy he
knows which side his biscuit’s margarined.”
“Yes, I’m with you there. We’ll have the
donkeyman if he’ll come.”
“Then why not sound him now?”
“Because I’ll hint of this infernal scheme to no
one till it’s fairly ablaze. Man! if a ghost’s
whisper of it got about, the crew would rise and
grab us, pistols or no pistols. They have that
amount of scare in them they’d walk straight up
to a Maxim gun. They’d trample us out of existence
before we could fairly look round. No, my
neck itches enough as things are at present; and
if another on board now besides you knew what
was going to be done to-night, I should feel a
bowline noose inside my collar, with half a dozen
hangmen beginning to tug at it.”
“See here, Mr. Onslow,” said the shipmaster,
“are you getting sorry you came out on this trip?”
The other laughed harshly. “Sorry? Whatever
have you got in your head now? If I do a
thing, I do it with my eyes open, and I make a
point of never indulging in useless regrets afterwards.
No, Captain Kettle, I’m going through
with this matter, whether it succeeds or it fails;
whether it is brought about without injury to a
single human soul, or whether it costs the last
pant of breath for every one in this ship. But I
own to you I am nervous. The only things
which we can be sure will happen, are the unexpected;
and we can’t prepare for those; and
the want of preparation may ruin us.”
“It’s a big gamble,” assented Kettle, “and I
wish I could say, ‘May the Lord defend the
right!’ But I can’t, and you can’t, and, least of
all, Shelf can’t. It’s a devil’s job anyway, and he
don’t always stand by his men. The only thing
is, even Nick can’t diddle my wife and kids out of
the insurance I made for them; so, personally
speaking, I don’t much care what happens. You
go below to your room now, and get a caulk of
sleep. You’ll want it. And, first, if you please, I’ll
shake hands with you. We’ve never done it before,
because a nod’s been enough other times; but
this is different. You’re a decentish sort; and I
fancy if that woman hadn’t meddled, you wouldn’t
have been shipmates here with me to-night.”
They exchanged a quick handgrip, each looking
rather ashamed of himself; and then Onslow
went down the bridge ladder whistling, and Owen
Kettle resettled himself on his camp-stool. When
next they met, the tragedy of the Port Edes
would have begun, and in it perhaps both would
die by any out of ten violent deaths.
CHAPTER XII. A DERELICTION.
Eight bells—midnight.
The look-out in the crow’s-nest forward chanted
his last melancholy “All’s well!” and gave way
to the relief from the next watch. He climbed
down by the cleats in the iron mast, and went to
the starboard door in the forecastle. Other men
followed him, jumping like cats along the streaming
decks; and others came a little later—dingy
fellows with neckclouts like dishcloths, who went
in at the port door; these last being the goats of
shipboard, the firemen and trimmers, who were
divided off from the more high-caste deck-hands
by a fore-and-aft bulkhead.
The third mate and the quartermaster, too,
from the upper bridge, were replaced by another
quartermaster and another mate; and they also
went to the places appointed for them, and the
snores of their breathing soon rattled against the
bunk coamings. Only two men on the Port Edes,
who were not on the roster of duty, stood that
windy morning’s first watch. Under the lee of
the canvas shelter Captain Kettle sat huddled on
his camp-stool in a style which no man could
distinguish with certainty between wakefulness
and sleep; and below in his room, which opened
off the main cabin, and was next the treasure-chamber,
Patrick Onslow was dabbling in something
which the laws of nations would stigmatize
as felony, and that of complex degree.
There were two berths in the room—the upper
one against the window port, which he slept in,
and the lower, which contained two spread-out
portmanteaus. Beneath this last were drawers
in which the captain’s steward kept table linen,
disused corks, the carpet which the chart-house
sported in harbor, and other articles of ship’s
use. Onslow had two of these drawers out on
the floor, and from the recess of their site had drawn
two fine green-silk-covered wires.
He disentangled the coils, taking care to avoid
a kink, and then unscrewed the porcelain switch
which governed the room’s electric lamp.
Beneath were certain pieces of metal embedded
in vulcanite.
Patrick Onslow gave his arms a preliminary
stretch, a bare wire terminus in each hand. His
fingers were trembling, as whose would not have
been in the same situation?
He noticed it, and commented to himself on
the circumstance: “That’s excitement, I
suppose—excitement pure and understandable. Not
being a man of stone, I can’t help being thrilled
with the majesty of the moment, the sublime
vagueness of my knowledge of what will happen
when a current flashes through these wires. I’m
not a coward. People who write about other
men’s feelings when Death is beginning to paw
them on the shoulder, write mostly from the
imagination; and, so far as I’ve seen, they all do
it wrong. I’ve been there; I’ve felt the old
man’s bony touch more than once; and so I
know. A man isn’t of necessity terrified;
phantoms of his past deeds do not invariably
flash before him; nor does he always lose his
nerve, and move like a cheap automaton. I can’t
speak for others; but what I personally have felt
has been a dull carelessness for what is going to
happen, and a curiosity about what will come
afterwards. It seems to me that a thinking man,
with the ambition of a mouse, should never fear
death, because once dead, he becomes wiser than
all the living remnant of the human race. There
are men, I know, whom physical danger turns
into a helpless mass of palpitating nerves. Shelf,
for instance, is one of those. By Jove!”—he
smiled grimly—“by Jove! I’d give a finger to
have Theodore Shelf in my shoes just now, and
force him to couple these wires, and spring the
mine with his own fat, white fingers. I believe—yes,
I verily believe the experience would turn him
honest. Ah, there goes one bell. Time’s up.”
Through a lull in the wind, the tenor clang of
the ship’s bell came down to him, and on its
heels, more dimly, the look-out’s dissyllabic assurance
in the dismal minor key that he was
awake, and had nothing to report.
Then Patrick Onslow made connection, and
sent through the green-silk covered wires a current
direct from the steamer’s dynamo; and on that
moment was thrown against the iron roof of the
state room as though the infernal machine had
exploded beneath his very feet.
The camp-stool was kicked into the air, the wet
canvas dodgers shed water in streams, and Captain
Owen Kettle fell spread-eagled on the planking
of the bridge. From the hatch in the fore-deck
before him had sprung a volcano of ruddy
flame spurting through vast billows of smoke;
the iron plating round it buckled and split; and
the whole steamer gave a trembling, frightened
leap. Presently, from the black, windy night
above, there fell an avalanche of débris which
smote the steamer and the water round, like
canister-shot from a distant cannonade.
Then came a thumping jar from the engine-room,
repeated twice over; and then the engines
stopped.
“My God,” thought Kettle, “he’s overshot the
mark! If she’s broken down, we’re done for.”
But for all that he did not lose for an instant
his presence of mind or instinct of command; but,
picking himself up, clapped a stumpy leaden
whistle between his lips and blew shrilly.
At first no one answered his summons. From
the forecastle, from the stokehold, from aft, came
the ship’s company, making by instinct for the
high land of the bridge deck; and from his eminence
the little captain scowled down upon them
and swore. It is not a wholesome sight to see
grown men screaming through sheer terror; and
the sooner they are dissociated, either by words
or blows, from this frame of mind, the more they
will be able subsequently to respect themselves.
By dint of a vinegar tongue, and suggestive movements
towards a pair of implements which bulged
his jacket pockets, Kettle drove a gang of five
to set the mizzen trysail to keep the steamer
head to sea. She was rapidly losing her way,
and if she broached-to beam-on with that heavy
sea running, the lower decks would be filled with
green water continuously, and that, with such a
gaping rent where the hatch had been, meant
simply a rapid swamping.
Then the captain looked round him, seemingly
for a messenger. The mate of the watch hung on
to the handle of the engine-room telegraph, which
still pointed to “full speed ahead,” looking dazed
and helpless. The quartermaster’s hands were
mechanically sawing at the spokes of the wheel,
but it was equally evident that he also did not
know what he was doing. Just then Onslow
raced up the bridge ladder three steps at a time.
“Ah,” cried Kettle, “now you are a man who
can keep his head in a bit of a fluster, and by
James you’re the only one on board. Just tumble
forward, will you, and get down into that
hold? See what’s wrong.”
Onslow nodded and turned to go without a word.
From two or three of the men a thin cheer rose
as he passed them, and before he had gained the
bottom of the ladder on to the iron lower deck,
half a dozen were on the top rungs after him.
Sailors will seldom refuse to follow when a superior
shows the way; and besides, these fellows
were getting over their first panic, and were beginning
to be ashamed of themselves for giving
way to it.
The mizzen trysail was not then set, and because
the steamer’s way had left her, she was
falling off into the trough, and rolling bulwarks
under to every sea. She was shipping water
fast. The creaming, solid masses sluicing across
the deck-plates smote the men breech high with
the weight of rams; and he who, when the waters
were upon him, left his hold, would have been
swept like a cork to leeward. But, by the hatch-coamings,
the winches, and odd wet streamers of
rope, they clawed their way forward, and cowered
round the great hole made by the explosion,
holding there by the edge of the twisted, riven
plates. The seas creamed over their heads, falling
in noisy cascades into the blackness below,
and from out of that darkness, above all the bellowing
of wind and the clanging of iron and the
other din, came a sodden whistling of water,
which seemed to confirm the worst fears.
“Pooh!” said some one, trying to be cheery,
“that’s only the small sup she’s shipped since the
hatches were blown off. The bilge pumps’ll soon
kick that drop overboard.”
“Guess you lie,” said another, with a weary
shake of the head.
Then the ink of the heavens overhead was
splashed with a vivid fork of lightning, and the
men saw Onslow, with his face as white as his
teeth, lowering himself over the brink, and gripping
with his knees a twisted iron pillar below.
The light above slapped out, and within the dim,
jagged outline of where the hatch had been all
was blackness. And overhead the thunder rumbled
like the passing of a Titan’s gun-train. The
men shivered. One of them, an old, white-haired
able-seaman, was physically sick. And
meanwhile the Port Edes rolled through forty-two
degrees, and the Gulf water flowed in green
and black over each bulwark alternately.
The men hung over the dark abyss of the hatch
listening intently, and above the noises of the
gale they could hear the sullen wash of water in
the hold growing heavier and more sullen with
every roll. Another flash of lightning blazed
out overhead, painting white the shaft of the
hatch, and showing at its foot a muddy sea, full
of floating straws, and barrel staves, and litter.
Onslow was out of sight. And the lower hold
was afloat almost to its deck-beams.
But presently the explorer returned, swimming
rather than walking—as another flash showed
them—and he leaped to the battens which made
the stairway to overhead with the haste of a man
who knows that the waste of moments may well
cost human lives. The men clustered about him
round-eyed as he gained the deck for a word of
what he had seen, but he brushed through them
roughly and made for aft. It seemed to them
that no spoken sentence could have given a
worse report of what had befallen than this mute
action. The fellows knew that officers always
made the best of everything, if there is a best to
be made; and so the silence was terribly
suggestive.
At the same moment, as if to confirm their worst
fears, the steamer took a heavy sea clean over
her forecastle head; and above the din of the
water, as it came cascading down into the lower
deck, there arose wild cries of, “She’s sinking!”
“Her bottom’s blown out!” “She’s settling by
the head!”
Yelling these tidings, the men scampered back
to the bridge-deck, where, saving for the few
driven off to set the mizzen trysail, all the rest
of the steamer’s complement were collected.
“She’s settling by the head! It’s making a
clean breach over her this minute! She’ll be
down with us if we don’t look quick!”
Then another voice cried: “Let the foul old
tramp go to hell by herself. She shan’t drown
me, for one, while she’s got a boat that’ll swim.
Come along, boys!” Whereupon a mixed half-dozen
of deck-hands and firemen made a rush for
the foot of the upper bridge ladder.
At the head of that ladder stood Captain Kettle,
grinning like a tortured fiend. The crew were
acting precisely as it had been planned that they
should act. They were doing what a laboriously-formed
plot had compelled them to do. But at
that moment the little captain’s weakness for battle
nearly got the better of him, and was within
an ace of making him attempt to upset the entire
apple-cart. The idea of his men—the despised
all-nation rabble, whom he had brow-beaten into
subjection all across the broad Atlantic—taking
the initiative into their own hands now, was too
much for him to swallow in a single dose. Sooner
than submit, he would have ruined everything
ten times over. Consequently he drew on the
first man who advanced up the ladder, and his
eyes lit up with the steady, passionless glare of
slaughter.
The fellow was brave enough—desperate, too,
as a man could be—but upon certain death he
hesitated to advance. Indeed, when Kettle, coming
down the ladder himself, thrust him furiously
back with a black pistol muzzle, he retreated to
the bridge-deck, as did those who were with
him.
But the other men of that worthy crew had no
mind to be tyrannized over any longer when the
steamer was momentarily settling down under
their feet, and drowning was an immediate question.
By the funnel stays and by one another’s
backs they swarmed on to the top of the fiddley,
and thence gaining the boat platforms, set about
cutting adrift the grimy awnings with their knives,
and clearing away the tackles and falls. They
shipped rudders and fitted the plugs, and one or
two, with more forethought than their frightened
fellows, shouldered the boats’ water-breakers and
took them aft to where the condenser-tap gave
upon the lower deck.
Kettle did not interfere. He had held the
bridge-deck ladders against all comers, and in
some cranky way felt that his honor was unsmirched.
But he gave no help, no hint, no further
order, and surveyed the scene with folded
arms and a sour, thin smile. Patrick Onslow, being
moved by a different set of feelings, acted
more humanely.
“Take time, men,” he sung out coolly, “if you
will be cowards and leave the ship. I don’t think
she’ll sink—at any rate not yet.”
The men had knocked away the chocks, hoisted
the boats, and swung the davits outboard.
“Keep your heads, you trembling idiots! Pass
your painters forward before you begin to lower,
and don’t lower till you’ve victualled the boats.
You’ve at least a hundred-and-fifty mile run before
you can make Charlotte Harbor, which is your
best port with this wind blowing; and as like as
not you’ll miss your road when you get inshore
among the keys and reefs, and be a week getting
there.”
A few of the men, seeing the force of this, ran
below and raided the galley and the steward’s
store-room of what they could lay hands upon.
But they only brought up one load of tins. They
were frightened lest the others should in their
terror go off without them. So they bundled
their gleanings pell-mell on to the floor gratings,
and, with a dozen men in each, the boats began to
lower away. When they touched water, the falls
were let go to overhaul as they chose, and then
unhooked. The boats rode by their painters,
swooping on one sea up to the level of the bridge-deck,
diving twenty feet down in the next trough,
and lying in very great danger of being stove to
pieces.
A man in each was standing by the painter,
others were getting out oars.
“Where’s the donkeyman?” cried some one.
“And Mr. Onslow?”
“And the skipper?”
“Oh, in the boat.”
“Then cast off. We’ve got all, and we must be
clear of the ship before she founders, or she’ll take
us down too in her wash.”
The painters were slipped, and from either
beam the steamer’s lifeboats diverged under the
backing impulse of their oars. Out of sight of
one another they dropped astern, and each picking
a favorable chance, they slewed round in a
pother of spray.
Then they stepped their masts; and then, one
under a jib, and the other under close-reefed lug,
they drove away before the wind, leaving the setting
of a course for after consideration.
Steamer sailors are not used to small-boat sailing
in a heavy sea, and it takes them some time
to wear down the novelty of it. By a providence,
there was the second mate in one, an old
North Sea smacksman, to take the tiller, and an
able seaman from the same school in the other
boat, who was also competent to manage her.
The boats were built for the weather, but they
required handling; and excepting these two men,
there were no others up to the task. The rest
trimmed ship, some of them baling, some too
frightened to do anything but cling on to a thwart—these
last from the fireholds mostly—and with
their complements in this danger and disorder,
the Port Edes’ two lifeboats drove away into the
night and the north-north-east.
Three men on the steamer, from inside the chart-house,
watched the boats go away; and one of
them, the donkeyman, was wondering what kind
of fool to call himself for being left.
CHAPTER XIII. THREE FOR TWENTY-SEVEN.
“Now, my lads,” said Kettle, “you’ve got to
hump yourselves, or we’ll have the steamer
swamping beneath us. It’ll be touch and go,
anyway. Mr. Onslow, you will have the deck
all to yourself—after you’ve done your job on
the forehold, of course; and you’d better jump
lively after that at once. Every gill of water
tells now, and it strikes me if we get very much
more of the Mexican Gulf on board the decks
will blow up, and she’ll go down like kentledge
ballast.”
Onslow darted away through the doorway.
“And now, Mister Sullivan, understand that
although I still continue to rate as skipper of this
craft, for the present I’m going to work as fireman
and coal-trimmer. You will be chief engineer;
and I’m the sum total of your crew;
and between us we’ve got to do the work of
seven horses and one mule. Are the bilge-pumps
clear?”
“Yes, sor.”
“And has she still a good head of steam?”
“She has. None’s been blown off.”
“Then pick up your feet and let’s go to your
hardware shop and start in work.”
“Wait a bit, sor,” said the donkeyman.
“There’s things here I don’t understand. Aren’t
the lives of us in beastly danger? Didn’t them
boats go off because the steamer’s sinking?”
“Do you,” retorted Kettle, “consider me one
of those fancy sorts of maniac, who have no
wish to survive the loss of a ship? I tell you I
should have been drowned eight times already if
that had been my lay. No, Mr. Chief, fair fight’s
right enough, and I’d stand up to Nick in that,
and value my life at less than a rice-mat; but, at
other times, you bet, I’m no fool to chuck it
away.”
“But,” said the donkeyman, “what gets me’s
this. If the blooming steamer’s bottom’s shot
out, what’s the fun in messing with it? The
Mexican Gulf will circulate through that hole
longer than our bilge-pumps will run.”
“You tire me,” said the little man. “Who
said she’d her bottom blown out? I tell you
this steamer was sunk a few plates above her
usual trim—for reasons; and now we are going
to pull her up again. See here, do you take the
synch from me, Mr. Chief, and ask no more
questions, and you’ll get told no lies. It’ll pay
you. If you do as you’re bid aboard of me
you’ll have sovereigns enough given you to work
through the biggest spree that was ever spread
out in a seaport town.”
The big donkeyman appreciatively drew the
back of a hand across his muzzle.
“Ah, Captain dear,” he said coaxingly, “I’d
just like to hear ye mention a figure.”
“Call it two ten-pound notes.”
“Then, be Christopher, I’m yer man for any
piece of devilment in the calendar! Come along,
Captain dear. ’Tis a melojious little man y’ are,
for all they say against yez.”
Meanwhile the steamer was becoming more and
more waterlogged with every plunge and roll,
and Patrick Onslow feared that his dangerous
stratagem for driving away the crew had been
carried too far. It seemed to him impossible
that they could salvage her now. True, she was
brought up to the wind by the after-canvas, and
her rollings were not of such sickening strength;
but the stern loomed high in the wild night air,
and the bows lunged deep into every successive
sea that rolled up from the stormy south, taking
green water over the forecastle head in masses
which scoured anchors and windlass to the
naked iron.
The wash found its way below through that
jagged gap in the lower deck in crashing water-falls,
and every moment, too, the opened valve
beside her keel was gushing in fresh gallons to
the swamping holds. Any larger sea which
swept up now might well settle over her solidly,
and launch her with bursted decks on to the
sponges and the coral growths a hundred fathoms
below.
Some men, in the face of such conditions,
would have been mazed, helpless—physically incapable,
in the presence of that solitude, of making
any necessary effort; for it is one thing to do
a desperate matter before the eyes of an applauding
crowd, and another when the Devil below is
your only appreciative onlooker. It would have
been beyond the capabilities of Captain Kettle,
for instance. Onslow, however, was the one
man in the million to whom the adventure was
as meat and drink. If he succeeded, then the
profit was his; if he failed, death would be useful
to him; and anyway there was the wild excitement
of the moment, which was a meal to be
enjoyed, and one which nothing could snatch
away.
It was in this mood of mind that the man on
whose actions the very outer-air existence of the
Port Edes depended left his fellows in the chart-house,
and raced forward to where the jagged
lip of the forehold hatch yawned to the swilling
seas. Without lantern, without so much as a
look before him, he lowered himself on to the
twisted battens below, with the clean water raining
on to him from above, and muddy wavelets
squirting up from beneath; and then when the
steamer gave a heavy send, and the more solid
wash from the hold smote him heavily upon the
thighs, he loosed his grip, and dived like a stone
through the brimming shaft-way of the hatch.
Seconds passed, a minute, two minutes, and
still he did not reappear. Three minutes. Then
the rounded outlines of something black rolled
to the surface, and surged about limply with the
swill of the water.
For a while it stayed so; then, swung by a
heavier pitch of the steamer, it was washed to
the back of a stanchion, where it hung. The
slopping water beneath ebbed steadily. The
valve in the steamer’s bottom had been closed.
Her bilge pumps were running at speed.
During a whole hour Patrick Onslow lodged
behind that iron pillar, a mere boneless mass of
flesh and clothes; and then the pains of life
came into him again with shivers and shudderings.
The thin gray light of the dawn was filtering
down through the jagged opening above
when first the trembling lids slid from his eyeballs;
but for still another thirty minutes he
was a thing of no wit, breathing truly, but caring
naught for all the world contained.
Then a sucking, sobbing noise from the depths
of the hold far beneath broke upon his ear, and the
languid brain began to work. With an effort he
sat up, dizzily holding to the pillar, trying to
think where he was, and how ran recent history;
and by degrees the details strolled back to him.
Before, however, he had gathered all his senses,
or a working quantum of strength, he had a visitor
in the shape of the donkeyman, who clattered up
over the decks with plate-shod boots, and crouched
beside the gap above on knees and hands.
“Have you been getting hurt, now?” inquired
this new-comer.
“About nine-tenths drowned, I fancy, if that
counts. But I’m pretty near all right again
now.”
“Ye don’t look ut,” replied the donkeyman
candidly. “Barrin’ the tan, ye’d be blue and
lard color about the face this minute. But I
feared there was something wrong through not
seeing ye on the bridge, so I nipped into the chart-room
and pockutted a whisky-bottle that was
lying convenient—in case. Pull at the small end,
sor.”
The bottle was handed down, and Onslow lifted
it, his teeth chattering against the nozzle like
castanets; but the spirit drove up color into his
face, and set the sluggish blood once more on its
appointed journey through his limbs and trunk.
“What has happened since I left you?” he
asked.
“Well, first, sor, the captain and meself had a
little friendly discussion about what’s been happening,
and came to a bit of a financial agreement.
But I will say that I figured me new terms very
low when I understood it was a thrifle of a conspiracy
that ye wanted me to stand in at. And
then, sor, we went below to the engine-room and
turned steam into the bilge pumps, to heave this
nasty slop of water overboard; after which, as
chief, I set about making a thrifting repair to the
low-pressure engine. Ye see, when that explosion
took place, a bit of a casting jumped into the
crank-pit, and got jammed there hard before they
could stop her. I’ve had a fair do at elbow work,
cutting it out cold; but it’s clear now, and she
runs as sweetly as she did the day she left the
shops. But oh, Mr. Onslow, I wish you could
see the Old Man. The sight of that little chap,
shoveling coals, and swearing, and tumbling, and
burning himself, is enough to make the ghosts of
some dead firemen I know about grin and dance
sand-jigs in their graves.”
The donkeyman was inclined to be garrulous,
and evidently lusted for a considerable chat; but,
with returning strength, Onslow’s anxiety grew
on him again, and he climbed out on deck keen
to be once more in action. His knees were tottery,
and the donkeyman gave him an arm aft.
But when he had climbed up the ladder and
gained the bridge deck, he stood for a minute
staring, and then threw up his hands and pitched
forward on to the planking, as though a bullet had
bitten the life in his brain.
The big donkeyman also was startled. Out of
the morning mists of the south there had come
up a small center-board schooner of some fifteen
tons—an oysterman, perhaps, in the season, and
now a sponge-gatherer or a mere coaster. She
was coming down over the seas dry as a gull,
driving along under her boom foresail and jib.
The donkeyman’s eye hung on her as she surged
past the rust-streaked flank of the steamer, some
twenty fathoms away, not because the sight of a
little white-painted schooner was new to him, not
because he was impressed by the danger to the
Port Edes’ enterprise in her being seen by any
alien eye, but on account of the tiny vessel being
handled (in what to her was distinctly ugly
weather) by so extraordinary a person as a young
and pretty girl. No one else was on deck, and
the girl sat on the coaming of the cockpit, tiller
in one hand, tiller rope in the other, as unconcernedly
as though she had been an ancient
mariner, bred and aged in fore-and-afters.
She was a girl, too, with looks much to the
Irishman’s liking: with copper-red hair, whose
ends blew out from beneath a green Italian’s
nightcap; laughing, impudent features, with the
color whipped up into warm pinks by the wind;
a figure of pretty curves; and the shapeliest little
brown fists in the world splayed on the tiller and
gripping the restraining tiller-rope. She was
fairly well up to the eyes in her steering, but she
found time to throw an œillade towards the
steamer, which Mr. Sullivan answered with a yell
intended to show his complete admiration, and a
swirl of his greasy cap. It was then that Onslow
fell, and the donkeyman took his eyes from the
schooner, and picked him up and once more applied
the whisky-bottle. “More drowned than
I thought for!” he muttered. “It’ll be a pig’s
mess for us if he goes ill.”
But Patrick Onslow had not fainted through
the effect of his recent struggle with death. It
was quite another matter which had dealt him the
sufficing shock.
In the steerer of that little schooner he had
seen the sister of the woman to whom he had once
been affianced, who had discarded him for another
man, who had driven him from a sedate English
life to be a wanderer and a vagabond upon the
face of the earth. His roamings had begun and
continued only because the image of this one
woman had refused to leave his thoughts; and
the half-sarcastic nickname of “The Great Traveler”
had been gained without any seeking on
his part.
Five long desperate years had passed since the
blow fell upon him, and time was doing its work.
He had begun to forget her; to promise himself
that, this present enterprise accomplished, he
would eliminate the past, and lead a different and
cleaner life; and yet, here, on the most unlikely
corner of God’s earth, her sister passed like a
stage figure before his eyes—the sister from whom
she was never parted.
The shock came upon him as a thunderbolt
from a blue sky. He had fancied her to be in
England, Europe, Australia—anywhere but here.
In his weak state the surprise was too great.
Again the gush of the waters thundered in his
ear; again the light faded from his eyes; and
this time he dived into blank unconsciousness.
CHAPTER XIV. A PIRATES’ HARBOR.
Windless swell and a burning sky. Ahead,
broken palings of mop-headed tree-trunks growing
straight across the sea; on one beam, scattered
patches of white, where the surf crumbled
over hidden coral reef; on the other, the bright
blue water of the Mexican Gulf, with its yellow
floating tangles of weed. A steamer lunging
through the rollers at a small six knots.
On her decks was visible one man, and one
alone, and he was on the upper bridge, with his
fists on the spokes of the steam steering-wheel.
He was swaying with weariness, his eyes were
dull and leaden, his cheeks were of an unwholesome
yellow, because the tan would not let them
turn pale white. Yet his task was one which put
to the strain every piece of his alertness. He
was taking a steamer drawing nineteen feet
through a channel of whose very existence no
man on earth besides himself had ever guessed;
and already he was deep in sea-territory which
the charts of 1893 still mark as “unsurveyed.”
He had vaguely found the channel some months
before in an open boat, and written cross compass-bearings
on the back of a crumpled envelope.
These he carried in his head now, and used as the
sea-marks closed; but they were a frail reed for
much dependence.
For such work a leadsman is an absolute necessity;
and on board the Port Edes a leadsman was
an absolute impossibility. The remaining two of
her manning were working as ten men to keep up
any head of steam for her engines. And so
Patrick Onslow took his soundings with eye and
nostrils, as do some of the more ancient of the
coaster folk; and instinct did not, upon the whole,
serve him badly. Twice he scoured the steamer’s
bottom plates over branching coral plants, which
broke away with clattering jars, and let her through
to deeper water ahead; and once he ran upon a
tail of white sand, which pinned her just forward
of ’midships. But he rang off the engines,
waited till the scream of the escape-pipe showed
a full head of steam, and then on a flowing
tide put her full speed astern, and slid clear.
The skipper in the stokehold below waxed
blasphemous at the man who had “got the shore
on board;” but he did not cease from shoveling
coals; neither did the big donkeyman, save at
those moments when the clang of the telegraph-bell
called him to stand by the throttle or reversing
gear in the engine-room.
So the Port Edes drew up this narrow, unknown
sea-river, through the shallows which fill that
bight of the S. W. Floridan coast, and the tired
man who was governing her steered every hour
with stronger confidence and duller consciousness.
Now he held on to what was apparently an unbroken
line of surf, where, if the steamer struck, she
would be a stove-in wreck within the hour; but
as she closed with it a passage opened out which
took her through in clear water, although the
yeasty surges of the backwash would leap like
live things far up her sides, and scream and
bellow through the scuppers. Now he dodged,
with helm hard a-starboard one minute, hard to
port the next, amongst an archipelago of unnamed
keys, where the first mangrove trees were
getting to work at building these outlying scraps
of animal stone into part of the North American
continent.
Beyond was a broad, smooth lagoon, shimmering
in the sunlight, dancing with little silver
waves, and beyond, again, was a wall of woodwork
growing in one solid mass of trunks from behind
the tangle of slimy mangroves which sprawled
along the water’s edge. Bare land was to be seen
nowhere; all was blotted out by the rank luxuriance
of the subtropical flora.
The steamer held on her course athwart this placid
sea-lake, aiming straight as a rifle-shot for what
appeared to be the densest part of the forest.
But as she neared it, an overlapping cape gradually
distinguished itself from the rest of the greenery,
and directly afterwards banks of milky sand
opened out, with a gut of river between them.
Onslow steered on, sitting upon the grating
now, and holding the wheel one-handed by the
lower spokes; and in the fat, hot stew of the
stokehold below, Kettle and the donkeyman
shoveled coal to the light of reeking slush-lamps
and the tune of furnace-roar.
The steamer, in grip of the river-stream, swung
round the bights and twistings, finding deep
water everywhere, though often she could not
make the turn quickly enough, and bruised with
her forefoot the slimy mangrove-stems which
marked the bank. But the current was strong,
and each time swept her clear, and those below
were scarcely conscious of the graze.
Knot by knot, the brine of the Mexican Gulf
was being left behind, and the noises of the
woods and odors of the trees and the swamps
were closing in upon them. The swell fanning
out from the steamer’s wake wetted the alligators
in their basking-places behind the saw-grass; and
the reek from her smoke-stacks scared the stilt-legged
waterfowl afish in the shallows. She
coasted round a bayou of black water, walled in
by stern ranks of cypress-trees; she cut across
another with graceful-leaved palmetto-scrub on
either hand, and ragged cabbage-palms sprouting
out from above. And then she swung again
where the river forked, and steamed down a
straight, unswerving water-line, which led to the
very heart of the Everglades.
But the pace was slowing now; slowing, indeed,
till the steamer would hardly steer against the
current, which ever and anon gripped her by the
head or the tail, and carried her with sullen sheerings
on to mangrove cluster or tree-clad bluff.
And the reason was that the head of steam was
failing. Captain Owen Kettle, as more Christian
men have done before, ignored his own previous
preachings when the application came in, and
proved only human soon after he had taken up
the rôle of fireman. Driven half lunatic by the
heat and the work, he kept dipping his lips in the
water-bucket, and drinking heavy draughts. As
a consequence, that unpoetical complaint, cramp
in the stomach, overtook him at last, and tied
him into those ungainly knots of torture which
he had so frequently observed upon scientifically
in others. But, as there was no one at hand to
administer the heroic remedy of chlorodyne cum
rhubarb cum laudanum cum pill, and give him
something else to think about, in the original
kind of knots he remained.
The donkeyman, with a hearty Belfast curse,
tried to do double work; but, as he had been
laboring quite to the top of his strength for
many hours previously, the effort did not meet
with unqualified success. As anyone with less
dogged, wooden pluck might have known, it is
impossible for one man to fire a twelve-furnace
steamer, wheel himself coal from the bunkers, and
act as engineer and greaser when required, however
great be the initial supply of brute force
with which God has endowed him. Every time
he wiped the wet from his eyes and looked at the
steam-gauge, it had climbed down since the time
before; and however furiously he might heave
new fuel on to the caking clinkers, that jumping
index would continue its downward crawl.
The oiled rumbling of the engines slowed, and
grew more sluggish, and then the ponderous
cranks took to stopping on a turn, as though to
gain strength for the next round. But this did
not go on for long. The donkeyman felt a gentle
heave of the foot-plates beneath him, and then a
heel which was not recovered. “And begor!”
said he, “the bucking old tramp’s tuk the ground
at last, thanks be!”
He pitched his shovel through a dull glowing
furnace-door, and turned to where the little Captain
was lying on the polished foot-plates, holding
a yellow, flaring slush-lamp before him to see
through the stifling, dusty gloom.
“Gum!” he exclaimed, “the Old Man looks
pretty sick. I’ll crane him up in the ash-lift.”
This he did, and took his commanding officer
into the main cabin, where the air was bright and
baking, and the mosquitoes were biting like dogs.
Then, throwing back the lid of the medicine-chest
(which stood beside the door into the companion
way), he gazed appreciatively at the rows
of bottles, unstoppered one or two and sniffed at
their contents, and then slammed down the lid
again as a thought struck him.
“No,” he said, “I’m blistered if I do! Red
Kettle wouldn’t give me physic last time I thought
I’d like a dose, an’ now I’ll see how he fancies getting
round on nothing. Fair play’s a jool. I’ll
just report to the pilot, an’ then turn in.”
The “pilot,” however, when the donkeyman
had wearily hauled himself on to the upper bridge
and stood by his side, proved to be so dead asleep
that no amount of shouting or shaking would
wake him. Even the flies did not make him
wince.
“Sor, wake or ye’ll be sunstrook, if ye’re not
that already. Rouse, sor; I can’t lug ye below,
an’ I can’t rig an awnin’. I’m too tired to spake
again; but if yez stay here ye’ll fry like a rasher
an’ be ate by flies. There’s a whopping skeeter
in each of yer eyeholes this minut, an’ a kind of a
locust browsing on the end of yer snout. Listen!
I’m knockin’ wid a boot-toe on yer ribs. Well,
man, now, if ye won’t listen to reason, it’s just
leavin’ yez I am to stew in yer own juice.”
The donkeyman clumped heavily back down
the ladder, and went with weary steps aft along
the bridge-deck towards his own place. But at
the break of the deck he paused, spread his grimy,
shiny elbows on the rail, and indulged in a thin,
small whistle.
“Now here,” he soliloquized, “we have come,
as the skipper remarked, up an unbeknown drain,
to which man’s improvements have not been introjuced,
and there’s callers turning up already.
That was the nose of a gaff-taups’l squintin’ between
those treetops down-stream a minute ago,
or I’m a Dago. D’ye know, Mr. Sullivan, chief
of the Port Edes, I’m beginning to think ye’d
have got better value if ye’d gone cruisin’ off by
an’ large with the other boys in the lifeboats.
Thrue, there’s the twenty one-pound notes to
dhraw, and a daisy of a spree to have if ye can
get anywhere to have ut; but ye’ve worked that
wage out already, me son, an’ it rather seems as
though there’s more laboriousness to follow.”
He yawned cavernously. “’Tisn’t often I’d say
‘No’ to a bit of a scrimmage, but theatricals are
not to my taste just now at all. Too much
overtime ruins the sense of humor.”
He yawned again, and blinked his eyes drearily.
“You must turn in now, Mr. Sullivan dear, or
ye’ll fall down here and be ate alive by the
skeeters an’ other wild beasts of the forrust; and
if the explorers who are underneath that white
gaff-taups’l want to come aboard here and make
throuble, so far as you’re concerned they’ll be let.”
And with that the donkeyman staggered away
to his room beneath the poop, sat over the edge
of his bunk, and was snoring melodiously before
his head and his heels were on the blanket.
Meanwhile, a mile lower down, a small center-board
sloop was turning to windward up the river,
but making little headway against the current. A
negro stood in her fore-scuttle, with his elbows
on the deck. Two others sprawled on either side
of him. A big white man lay spread-eagled on
the top of the coach-roof of the cabin, and another
stood in the cockpit steering.
Of all the quintette, the man at the tiller was
the only one who showed signs of energy, and his
energy had sulphurous anger mixed with it. He
was a bowed, shambling creature, with one eye red
and the other missing, with long, hairy, ape-like
arms, and with a dumb impediment of speech, which
threw him into paroxysms of temper every second
time he opened his lips. Once or twice, when his
malady struck him voiceless in the middle of a
sentence, the other white man laughed; and then,
when his tongue served him again, the helmsman
would break off from the text and rap out a
stream of poisonous cursings.
At last he climaxed these by the only vituperation
which no American can listen to unmoved,
and the man on the coach-roof dropped his indolence
like a flash, and was on him before he could
resist. The aggressor was lusty, and he shook
the steersman as a big dog shakes a rat, with
ponderous wrenches; and because the sloop
carried a strong weather helm, when the tiller was
let go, she ran up into the wind with her canvas
slatting wildly.
“You snake-mouthed little skunk! you’d say
that to me, would you? I thought I learned you
once before how far you might go. You’ve had
one eye gouged for this game less’n a month back,
and if you fling your twisted, stuttering tongue
at me any more, by gum, I’ll pocket the other!”
The blacks on the fore-deck chuckled and
spluttered; but the big man hove an iron bucket
at them, with curt command to “quit that ye-hawin’,”
which they did with a yell and a sudden
veiling of ivory. Then, by an indolent sprawling
of the arms and legs, he gained his basking-place
again on the top of the cabin-roof, and once more
the steersman got the sloop under command.
The next three boards were made in silence, save
for the creaking of gear when she went about;
and then the one-eyed man broke out again—
“You’re sure it wasn’t a Government bo-o-o-at,
Hank?”
“Government be sugared! She wasn’t the right
build, to start with. Besides, if Government knew
this channel at all, you bet it’d be said so in all
the papers. And she did know it, or she wouldn’t
have gone buzzing past at six knots without a
leadsman. Seems to me someone’s split, and
she’s some darned Britisher come to cut out our
game for themselves.”
“You tire me. Plume-hunting’s illegal by
these bub-bub-blessed bird laws, and so’s selling
whisky to Injuns. As it is, we’ve trouble enough
to sneak in and out of the ’Glades in this sus-sus-sus-s-s-lip
of a sloop, so how in snakes d’you
expect they’d do it in a thousand-ton——”
Here the man’s infirmity blocked his speech
for a minute. He snarled out: “Oh, I’ve no use
for a blank puttyhead like you!”
Hank laughed, and put tobacco into his mouth.
“Go it!” he said—“go it, right close to the end
if you like; but bring up short of that, or I’ll
gouge you, sure’s death!”
The steersman grinned a spasm of fury. He
longed much to use again the unpardonable
phrase, but he forbore. He felt that his friend
would be as good as his word. So he ceased
from speech altogether, and a negro on the fore-deck
enlivened the silence with the Jordan Hymn,
giving full value to every possible shake and
turn.
A porpoise surged past them, making for the
open after a day’s fresh-water fishing, and once or
twice an alligator’s eyebrows and snout showed
like knots of black wood floating up against the
current, for this was territory where the skin-hunter’s
rifle had not scared them altogether into
night-work. The sloop’s pace up-stream was small
and it was not till just before nightfall that she
rounded a cape where high black pines stood up
like soldiers on parade around the water’s edge,
and there saw the intruder. The steamer was
grounded on a sandbank athwart the stream, and
lay, with a two-foot list, away from the current.
Not until they were close aboard of her could those
on the sloop see the gold lettering on her counter.
“B-b-both lifeboats gone! Say, that’s rum!”
“‘Port Edes, of London,’” Hank read. “Port
Edes? I seem to know that name.” He swung
his long legs down over the cabin doorway, and
sat staring at his companion with open-mouthed
wonder. “Hallo, Nutt!” he said, “what’s
wrong now! I haven’t seen you wear that kind
o’ face before. You couldn’t look pleaseder if I’d
said your rich uncle had gone dead. There’s no
pards of ours aboard of her, is there?”
The one-eyed man’s face was lit up with an
unholy joy. “Don’t you know?” he stuttered
out. “The biz was in all the papers. That steamboat
was bringing out half a million of sovereigns.
Her port was New Orleans; and she’s got here.
By gum, I s’pose they think they’re going to
s-s-steal it all by themselves.”
“Steal? What do you mean?”
“Oh, you idiot! What would they come here
at all for if it was all right?”
“Who’s they?” inquired Hank.
“I gug-gug-guess we shall know that soon,” returned
the one-eyed man grimly. “Hi, you
niggers there, forward! I s’pose you got razors
hid somewhere in yer pants?”
“Say,” drawled his friend, “you’d mebbe
better go slow over this deal, Mr. Billy Nutt.
The steamer does look asleep, but if you start
making your self ugly too soon, somebody may
wake up and pull off guns at us.”
“I’ve been mum-mum-missed before.”
“So’ve I, sonny. That’s why there’s all the
more chance of being hit now. You go slow,
Billy Nutt; just go slow. If they see that ugly
face of yours and hear you talk, somebody’ll
shoot, sure’s death.”
“Shoot or no shoot,” retorted the man at the
tiller, “I’m going to have some of their plunder
before a dozen hours are over, or else be a deader.
I never had a chance like this in all my life before,
and I’ll never geg-geg-get another.”
“You bet not,” agreed his friend. “Nor’ll I.
That’s why I’ll stand in with you over this deal
down to the last chip. I guess it’s the one soft
thing I’ve been looking for all through a lifetime.
I thought once I was going to make my pile out
of breaking Monte Carlo. Then it was a corner
in pork. Then we tried to stick up a mail train
and raid the dollars out of the express car. But
all these operations kinder weakened when it
came to the point. I s’pose we didn’t put
enough jump into them. But we’ll not get
euchred for want of that here. No, siree. You
and me, Billy Nutt, ’ll either come out topside
over this deal, or else die in our boots. You
hear me. I reckon,” he added, in a lower voice,
“we can count well on the niggers, too. They’re
not exactly a camp-meeting crowd. They’re
toughs that a racket like this’ll suit as nat’ral as
chicken-stealing.”
He bent forward over the coach-roof and communicated
the scheme to the negroes in a few
words. The mobile African faces changed like
children’s. They became savage and animal-like.
The fellow who but a short while before had
carried such a look of touching devotion as he
trolled out the Jordan Hymn, ceased almost to
be human. In a flash he had turned to a lustful,
savage beast, with glinting yellow eyeballs, gripping
a razor with one black paw and ready to
grapple anything with the other. The veneer of
American civilization had slid from him like some
tattered wrap. He was a fitting specimen of the
most dangerous “made” race of which this
world can at present boast.
Even Hank was half alarmed at the furies he
had unchained. “See here, fellows!” he said,
as an after-thought. “Just take care which way
you run when we get aboard that steamer, and
don’t get foul of Billy Nutt and me. If you try
any of your blame’ nigger carving games on us,
I guess you’ll turn into cold meat quicker’n you
can wink. Nutt and me are the handiest men
with guns in this section of Florida.”
“All right, boss; no shirt!” said he of the razor.
“Well, I was just telling you,” returned the
big man. “And now, quiet, all hands. If we
can slip aboard without anybody hailing us, it’ll
be healthier for us, whatever it may be for other
people.”
Once more the noises of the forest, and the occasional
creaking of the sloop’s gear, made up the
only sounds; and from beyond the western treetops
the brazen sun took a final glare at them before
it dived to rest for the night. The negro
who had been singing the hymn sat on the fore-deck,
and stropped a razor on the bare sole-leather
of his foot. The two white men re-charged their
revolvers.
CHAPTER XV. RESULTS IN LONDON.
“How awfully ghastly!” said Amy Rivers.
“Yes,” said Fairfax; “those anarchist people
ought to be shot down like dangerous wild beasts
whenever they open their mouths! Think of it!
not only a fine ship, but half a million in specie,
blotted out of existence by this murderous bomb!
It will come fearfully heavy on some of the underwriters.
There will be a black pay-day at
Lloyd’s when they settle up over this. You
never saw such excitement as there is in the City.
Papers were selling at half a crown apiece!”
“And is it certain that poor Mr. Onslow is
drowned?”
“I’m afraid, practically so. The two lifeboats
were picked up next morning, and their crews
taken into Mobile. When they came to count
heads it was found that the captain and Onslow
and one of the engine-room hands were missing.
In the hurry of the escape they seem to have got
into neither lifeboat. The telegram says that no
other boat would have lived a minute in the sea
that was running at the time, even if one had been
lowered. And the mate, who writes, does not
think that this was even attempted, because the
Port Edes sank before the two lifeboats had driven
out of sight. We had a private cablegram at the
office before I left, and that told how other steamers
crossing that part of the Gulf had been on
the look-out, but up to then not even so much as
a scrap of wreckage had been sighted. So I fear
it is past a doubt that she sank like a stone in
deep water, and took those poor fellows down
with her.”
“It is horribly sad, especially when one remembers
what I heard this morning, Hamilton. The
girl Mr. Onslow went wild about six years ago is
out in Florida this minute, and free. Duvernay,
the man she married, died six months ago of
malarial fever. You know Mr. Onslow was engaged
to her just after he left Cambridge and
went as an attaché, and was desperately fond of
her, as I imagined he could be; and when her
people forced her into marrying the other fellow,
he threw up his post and wandered into all the
most out-of-the-way corners of the earth to try
and forget things. What makes me so interested
is this: I’ve just found out that she was a Miss
Mabel Kildare before she was married, and when
I was a child I used to know her sister Elsie very
well indeed. In fact, I believe we were some sort
of cousins, and for half a year we had the same
governess together, and were as intimate as two
children could be. Then her sister married Mr.
Duvernay, who had a colonial appointment, and
Elsie went with them abroad, and we dropped
completely out of touch with one another.
Strange, isn’t it, that I should hear of her again
the same day that brings news of poor Mr. Onslow’s
death?”
“It’s a small world this,” said Fairfax, sententiously,
“and coincidences are the commonest things
in it. I suppose in a novel the pair of them ought
to have come together, and forgiven the past, and
married, and settled down in a villa residence
with ivy and clematis attachment, and lived happily
ever afterwards. Unfortunately, real life is
balder and far less romantic.”
“You seem out of spirits,” said his fiancée,
linking her fingers over his arm.
“I suppose I am. To begin with, this Port
Edes business isn’t calculated to enliven one; and
then, on the top of that, I’ve had another taste
of your blessed guardian’s business methods,
which has nearly sickened me out of the office
altogether. You know about this ‘Brothers
Steamship Company’ which he is trying to float?
Well, we had a preliminary meeting to-day—quite
a thousand people, and all, comparatively
speaking, poor. They were, for the most part,
the gang he preaches to on Sunday, with a sprinkling
of skippers out of work, and other sea-faring
folk who had saved a trifle of money.
“Shelf commenced the business with prayer,
which is right enough at its proper time, but
struck me as being particularly out of place there.
The audience, however, groaned approval, and
their confidence in the man seemed to be strengthened.
He followed this up with a clever speech
about the profits to be made out of the modern
sea-carrying trade, and enlarged upon the notorious
fact that the losses of the business largely
arose from the lack of interest on the part of the
ship-masters and other officers. This last, he said,
would be entirely removed in the Brothers S. S.
Co., because, by the articles of association, no
man would hold a responsible position on any
one of their vessels who was not an actual shareholder
of the company. And then he pointed
out that there was an eight per cent. dividend
guaranteed on preference stock, and a certain
fifteen or eighteen per cent. on the ordinary, and
wound up with another dose of cant. The company,
he said, would not be alone content with
earning income for its bond-holders; it would
have as its equal object the spreading of the Gospel
and the civilization of England to the uttermost
parts of the globe.
“Then the meeting cheered and amenned, and
wrote out an application for 10,000 £5 shares then
and there in the room on forms which were handed
round; and down your blessed guardian went on
his knees again, and prayed for grace to bless his
efforts; and when the poor fools dispersed, Mr.
Theodore Shelf and I drove back to the offices.
“‘Look here,’ I said to him; ‘you’ve put me
down on the directorate of this thing with a salary
of £1000 a year. I want to resign.’
“‘What on earth for?’
“‘Oh! Shall we say I haven’t sufficient loose
money to take up enough shares?’
“‘But,’ he said quickly, ‘you needn’t take up
many. You can draw your first quarter’s salary
and pay that back to the company’s bankers on
your first call. That will qualify you.’
“‘No,’ I said, ‘I’m not going to do that. I’m
going to be mixed up with this new company in
no degree whatever. Flatly, I don’t believe in
the thing one bit. It’s a notorious fact that
freights are so low just now that thousands of tons
of shipping is laid up because it can’t be run at a
profit; and if you put more in commission,
freights will tumble down still lower.’
“‘You speak from your ignorance,’ he said. ‘I
should remind you that I am by far an older man,
and have a much deeper experience. The business
of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf is a lasting
monument of what my humble talents can accomplish,
and you will some day see for yourself
the newer company on an equal footing. Did
you not notice what enthusiastic confidence in its
prosperity those humble friends of mine showed
this afternoon?’
“‘A fat lot they know about the shipping business,’
said I. ‘In the mood you worked them up
to, they’d have believed in an advertising stock-broker’s
circular if only there were a text at
the head of the page.’
“Shelf pulled the check-string, and his brougham
stopped against the kerb. ‘Mr. Fairfax,’
said he, ‘your attitude pains me. Let us part
here for the time, and let us both pray that when
next we meet you may be in a more Christian
mind.’ Whereupon out I stepped, and came
along here to Park Lane. Amy dear, I don’t
like the look of things at all. The other business,
the ‘Oceanic Steam Transport Company,’
as it is called officially, is by no means in a healthy
condition, and, remembering that, it seems to
me that starting this new company is something
very nearly approaching a swindle. I believe that
Theodore Shelf is finding out that he is in low
water, and is getting desperate.”
“I don’t know about the last,” replied the girl,
thoughtfully; “but as for being in low water,
there I think you are wrong. Every week here
they seem to spend more money than they did
the week before. Mrs. Shelf was at a picture sale
yesterday, and bought two old masters at four
thousand guineas apiece, and it isn’t likely she’d
throw away that sum on what is absolutely and
entirely a luxury unless money were pretty plentiful
with her.”
“It can’t go on at this pace,” said Fairfax.
“I know what the limits of the business are, and
I’m certain it can’t stand the drain on them which
all this gorgeousness must entail. Last year the
profits were almost nil, and yet did Mrs. Shelf retrench
at all? Not a bit. She goes in for more
and more display every week she lives. This
pace must bring about a wreck, and if the ‘Oceanic
Steam Transport Company’ goes down, it is
an absolute certainty that this new ‘Brothers
Company’ will be swamped with it.”
“And then?”
“More than a thousand poor people, for the
most of them old, will find that the savings of a
lifetime have vanished into nothingness before
their eyes. It is an awful thing even to think such
a suspicion against a man; but the idea is growing
upon me, and Theodore Shelf saw what I
thought when he showed me out of his brougham
this afternoon.”
“Then what,” asked the girl in a horrified whisper,
“will you do?”
“Nothing. What can I do? To breathe a
word of it aloud would be a libel; and if I did
not get sent to jail, they would pack me off to
Hanwell as a malicious madman. Shelf’s name
is as good as a banknote in the City this day, and,
for everybody’s sake, I trust that I have wronged
him foully, and that it may always continue so.
But, Amy dear, I have a heavy foreboding on me
that in less than half a year’s time there will be a
mob of wretched people shooting themselves or
going to the workhouse because he has ruined
them, and they haven’t the pluck or the thews
left to commence life afresh.”
CHAPTER XVI. FOR THE BIRTHDAY LIST.
Mr. Theodore Shelf was a gourmand of the
first water. He preached most violently against all
people who drank to excess, and seemed scarcely
to discriminate between these and other people
who were decorously moderate. He included
them all in one sweeping anathema, and rammed
home his charges with countless texts always once
a Sunday, and usually on several weekdays as well.
He was a powerful exhorter in his own particular
narrow groove, was Mr. Theodore Shelf, and a vast
number of people believed in him, and put out
their savings to usury under his directions.
But he was, as I say, a gourmand of note. He
paid his chef £300 a year, and would have thought
himself permanently injured in constitution if his
truffles by accident happened to be English, and
not from Perigord Forest. He over-ate himself
habitually, and made no particular disguise about
it. There is no influential society to make a national
sin of bestial over-feeding, or otherwise Mr.
Theodore Shelf would doubtless have posed as
an ascetic in public, and—kept biscuits and a jar
of foie gras beside the brandy-bottle in the safe.
There wasn’t a man in England who knew better
how to get the votes of his clique, and their influence,
and the handling of their money. There
was not a man in Europe less inclined to mortify
the flesh or undergo exertion without adequate
return.
He was not a vastly clever man, if one came
to add him up. He had climbed from a humble
clerkship to a very giddy eminence by the nice
exercise of three strong faculties. He had great
discrimination, he was a quick thinker, and he
was brilliantly unscrupulous.
When he saw a move that would eventually
pay him, he had the wit to single it out in an
instant from a thousand others, and decide on
the road which led to his own personal profit.
Then he disregarded the sneers of the well-dressed
crowd—rather courted them, in fact,
when they enabled him to pose as a martyr—and
went in for the project heart, tongue, and
soul. He could put such beautiful unction into
the performance that even the most bigoted of
the enemy never thought of questioning his own
personal sanctity; and meanwhile the great
earnest mob of his followers were chorusing the
man’s praises with fervor and fanatical zeal.
It has been stated that Mr. Theodore Shelf was
a man entirely wanting the saving salt of humor.
But this I think is wrong. When he was alone
he would take George on his knee, and whisper
in that small animal’s ear, and call up a sardonic
expression amongst the smug, sanctimonious lines
of his face that was not carried there in outer
life. At times, too, he would even laugh—a new,
gleeful laugh; far different from the saintly reproving
smile which was the only sign of mirth
that ever illuminated his features before a more
talkative confidant. But then George was taciturn;
he could express whole pages by one
quick pucker of the nose and half a tail-wag; and
he was never known to gossip. Perhaps it was
because he made such a prodigiously safe confidant
that Mr. Theodore Shelf was so fond of
George.
In social standing George was not a gentleman.
Nature had intended him for the professional
extinction of rats, and given him a preternatural
gutter cleverness. Fate had him surrounded
with affluence and regular meals. The pursuit of
rats was forbidden him; battles with canine acquaintances
were discouraged; and his one dissipation
was sneaking away from his residence and
making love to the barmaid in an adjacent public-house
in return for biscuits and sugar. As a
general result he waxed portly, and could look
upon most kinds of rascality with a lenient eye,
and perfectly understood why Mr. Shelf’s private
brandy-bottle lodged in retirement from the public
view.
Now, Mr. Theodore Shelf’s dinner parties—as
sent up by the inventive and excellent chef aforesaid—were
celebrated all over London, which,
despite all the charges laid against it by Continental
neighbors, is a city which does contain some
people who appreciate the exquisite in food.
Shelf, who despised no means of furthering his
material interests, naturally traded upon his celebrity
in this matter, and distributed his dinner
invitations with a keen eye to some adequate
return. But he was usually content to leave the
actual making-up of all parties to his wife. He
could quite trust her in this matter. She was
not likely to expend a single cover uselessly.
She had a wonderfully nice appreciation of the
main chance. A clever woman, Mrs. Shelf.
On the night of the day that the Brothers
Steamship Company was floated she had arranged
a dinner-table at her house which is destined to
live down through time. There was a great
Cabinet Minister present, who, as the chief guest,
took her down to dinner; and there was also in
the room the Ambassador from one of the greater
Continental Courts, with whom the Minister had,
after dinner, ten minutes of quiet, informal talk
in the corner of the drawing-room. That talk laid
the groundwork of a certain international agreement,
afterwards elaborated, which has never yet
been made public. But some day it will be
sprung upon Europe with a crash, and a whirlwind
of wonder; and then the papers will refer to
Mrs. Theodore Shelf’s dinner-table as a manufactory
of history.
Be it confessed, however, that Mrs. Shelf had
not asked the two to meet through any high-minded
wish to better the Empire. She was
singularly untrammeled by patriotism of that
variety. The principal Power whose betterment
she had at heart was the House of Shelf, as consisting
of husband and self; and when she sat
down at the head of her table, and watched the
great Minister next her unfold his napkin, she
made up her mind to do great deeds that night.
She did not rush headlong to the attack. She
had prepared her ground skilfully, and knew how
to play her game with due deliberation. On the
other side of the Minister was Amy Rivers—a
bright, sprightly personage, of whom he was extremely
fond, and to whose conversation his hostess
cleverly dismissed him before they were halfway
through the hors d’œuvres.
Oysters à la Sibérienne followed, and as the
great man was selecting the plump natives he
fancied from their tray of ice, he turned round to
Mrs. Shelf, as though to engage in talk with her.
But her time was not yet ripe. The Minister was
a professed gourmet, and the wines that night
were the best the world could produce. Theodore
Shelf made no objection to these. He professed
to abstain from wines himself, but he provided
them for others, as he did billiards. And Mrs.
Shelf trusted that the glorious vintages would
sweep the austerity from the Minister’s soul.
The Minister sipped his Chablis, and his eye
kindled.
“I shouldn’t like,” he said to Amy Rivers, “to
be a poor man, and not know people, and not go
out anywhere. The sweets of life are its pleasant
surprises. That’s the best wine of its name in
England this minute.”
“I am not,” replied Miss Rivers, “going to
talk food with you. If you want that, you must
shout down the table at Mr. Shelf.”
“Oh, youth, youth!” said the Minister, “how
much you miss! At one time I thought Dublin
porter an excellent tipple to drink with my
oysters; and as for you, my dear, you don’t
trouble your head about it at all. I used to think
I’d like to marry you, supposing Heaven made
me single again. But now——”
“Now, I suppose, I shall have to put up with
Hamilton Fairfax, as arranged. Well, there are
worse fates.”
“You seem to bear up under it wonderfully.”
“Don’t I? You can come to the wedding, if
you’ll promise not to look too woebegone.”
“I sha’n’t come. I shall send you an inexpensive
present with black edges to it.”
“So long as it isn’t entrée dishes. We’ve tons
of them already. I thought I’d mention it, because
one knows how your tastes lie.”
The great man squeezed lemon on to the last
of his oysters, and ate it with a satisfied nod of
the head.
“Date fixed?” he asked. “If it is, break the
sad news to me gently. Don’t be too cruel.”
“The date’s fixed within limits. We’ve bought
a place to live in: and, if it’s ready, we shall be
married the day I come of age.”
“Bought a place, have you? Come, this looks
like business. Where is it? Got a good cook?
Any shooting? Going to ask me down? Because,
if you do, I’ll come and teach you how to
make me comfortable.”
“Yes, I believe you could do that last. Those
papers which don’t call you the Pope of Politics
every morning, say you’re the most incapable
man in Britain in most matters; but I never
heard that the most vicious of them ever accused
you of living in discomfort. You’ve a wonderful
knack of looking after yourself.”
“Haven’t I? Don’t spoil your health with
salted almonds; nibble one of these Riviera
olives. Life is made for suiting your own tastes
as much as possible, and, where practical, making
your neighbors pay for them. Why isn’t Fairfax
here to-night? Are we all too big for him?”
“Hamilton is away on business, looking after
the place we’re going to buy in Kent. I shall see
him later. But just now I’m having a holiday,”
said Miss Rivers. “I wanted to flirt with you.
You’re safe and amusing—amusing, that is, when
you keep off the menu. Where are you going to
after here to-night?”
“Oh, to a horrible political thing, where we
shall all be good, and talk humbug, and be bored
to death. If I hadn’t chanced to be in the Cabinet,
I should probably have gone to see a prize-fight.”
His eye traveled down the table to where
Theodore Shelf was looking saintly, with his head
on one side, and washing his large white hands
with invisible soap. “I’d chance it, my dear, and
go, if I thought I could manage to meet——”
Amy Rivers had followed his glance. She
turned to him with a demure smile.
“Well,” she said, “who?”
“Oh, just one or two of my colleagues on the
same side of the House. Hang it all, Amy, the
fellows can’t always be what they set up for in
front of their clients.”
Miss Rivers laughed.
“You’re a bold, bad lot,” she said. “I know
I shall see you in the police-court one of these
days for breaking lamp-posts, or running away
with a hansom cab. There’s a vein of wickedness
in you that’s completely thrown away in a Cabinet
Minister.”
His lordship grinned, and turned to Mrs. Shelf.
He admired Mrs. Shelf because she was an extremely
handsome woman. He rather dreaded
her just now, because he knew she wanted something
out of him. And he had to talk to her because
it was policy to do so.
The complete Art of Spreading Butter is not
one to be mastered by everybody. In the lower
grades it is easy: any one can tickle a fool. But
when the subject has wallowed in all the cleverest
kinds of flattery for many years of his life,
then it is a different matter. If you set about
your work in a clumsy way, he begins at once to
mildly hate you. If you only half do it, the man
is resentful because he has not received his due.
Mrs. Shelf avoided the pitfalls. The great
Minister stayed suspicious—she could not alter
that—but she put him in a most excellent humor
with himself; and the dinner was surpassing good.
He took kümmel and cognac for his liqueur, and
she watched an ecstasy flicker to his face as he
drained the little glass. The hum of the talk
rose high in the room, and her voice met his ear
alone. He heard her asking that Theodore Shelf
might be elevated to the House of Lords.
He put the glass to the table, still holding
the stem between his fingers. He looked at it
thoughtfully, shaking his head the while.
“My husband is a power you can’t neglect,”
she continued. “He always votes straight for
your party.”
“Yes, he is one of us,” the Minister admitted
softly, with a gentle emphasis on the numeral.
“So far. But he has his principles to consider.
He might find it necessary, from the dictates of
his conscience, to separate himself from you on
one or two matters in the next session. I’m
afraid his following would go with him. You
know he has vast influence with a certain class.”
The Minister stretched out lazy fingers, and took
a saltspoon, and made two little neat heaps of
salt on the table-cloth; and, after consideration,
added a third.
“Pooh!” said Mrs. Shelf, “there are five certain,
and I could tell you their names if you didn’t
know them already. My husband makes six.
That counts twelve votes on a division. But, of
course, the Government is strong enough to
stand it.”
The Minister thoughtfully built four salted
almonds into an arch, and piled two more at the
back of them. “Cave!” he murmured, and then
with a tap of the finger sprawled them on the
table-cloth. “There’s nothing certain in this
life,” he said.
“There are caves and caves; and some bring
down Governments. My husband and his followers
are extreme men, and, as I have heard you say
yourself, there is no class of creature so resolute
and bigoted as a fanatic. If once an extreme
man makes up his mind, all the argument on
earth will not change him. But perhaps you
don’t mind a dissolution? Perhaps you’ve done
so well, and passed so many popular measures
since you’ve been in power, that you’d like to
meet the country at once?”
The Minister grinned like a man in pain. “A
knighthood,” he said, “is a very fascinating thing.
It is the reward of the faithful. I think—I say
I think—I could lay my hands upon one spare
knighthood, and might give it away if I saw an
adequate return.”
Mrs. Shelf smiled amusedly at the diamonds on
her comely wrist.
“A knighthood? That’s the thing City men
have, isn’t it, when they make money by selling
patent mousetraps, or happen to be Lord Mayors,
or something like that? Unfortunately, my
husband would not qualify for a knighthood.
He is not a small pedler. His—what shall I
say?”
“Operations are more extensive?”
“Precisely. He does things on a fine scale.
For instance, he has, as I said, at this very
moment twelve votes at his command, which
might make a very considerable difference on a
division. You see, conscience is a great thing
with him. He could never neglect it. But if he
was in the Upper House....”
The great Minister could comfortably have
shuddered. He was a peer himself, and was jealous
for his caste. But, as it was, he repressed this
piece of outward emotion, and contented himself
with saying “No,” quietly, softly, and with entire
decision. Then, with a swirl of brilliant talk
there was no arresting, he deliberately changed
the conversation. Mrs. Shelf submitted. She
had another card still to play. And until she
picked up the ladies with her glance, and led
them away up-stairs, they two spoke of oranges
from many points of view. They agreed that
the large tangerines of Majorca were the only
oranges fit to eat in England, and discussed the
various means of getting them imported viâ
Marseilles without suffering them to lose more
than a fraction of their flavor.
The Minister, fatuous man, thought that she had
given in to him, and chuckled inwardly at his
victory, and when the ladies had gone, he turned
to his next-door neighbor and talked on the ethics
of Irish cock shooting with a light and easy mind.
But for the next move in the drawing-room he
was frankly unprepared. He had come to Park
Lane on the clear understanding that a tête-à-tête
was to be contrived for him with the Ambassador;
for it is in this way that the great treaties which
dally with the fate of nations receive their birth-push.
I do not say that the matter of peace or
war depended upon that interview; but sufficient
hung on it to make the great Minister very
anxious, because he had been deputed by his colleagues
in the Cabinet to bring this thing about,
and had solemnly undertaken the charge.
And, lo! the chance of this momentous minute’s
chat was to be withheld. Mrs. Shelf, calm, clever,
magnificent, came to his elbow the moment he
entered the drawing-room, and stayed there. He
was frosty, he was inattentive, he was almost
rude, but he could not shake her off. She was
cool, insistent, fluent. She made him sit on a
sofa by her side, and laughed almost openly at
the attempts he made to shake loose from his
bondage.
At last he broke off in the middle of an aimless
sentence, and looked her between the eyes. She
returned the glance most squarely. There was a
pause between them, and then—
“By the way, baronetcy?” he murmured.
It was nothing on earth to do with what they
had been speaking about the minute previously,
but the sentence did not require a footnote to
explain it further.
“H’m!” she said. “When?”
“In the next Birthday List.”
“Thanks. Now you go into the further drawing-room
and talk to the Ambassador, and I will
clear the people away. I suppose ten minutes
will be enough?”
“Ample,” said the great Minister, rising. Then
he added: “By Jove! you are a clever woman.
You’re cleverer than your husband.”
“I know I am,” said Mrs. Shelf.
CHAPTER XVII. IN THE MATTER OF A TRUST.
“Mr. Fairfax, sir, to see you.”
“Say that I cannot see him.”
The butler hesitated a moment, and then
begged Mr. Shelf’s pardon, and hinted that Fairfax
seemed to have anticipated some such message.
“He said, sir, I was to explain it was on very
important business, or he would not have called
so late at night. And he said, too, sir”—here
the butler hesitated again—“that he must see
you.”
“Tell him——,” Shelf began passionately; but
there he stopped, and the rest of the sentence was
lost. Fairfax had walked into the room.
The butler stood his ground, glancing with
nervous respect from one to the other, till Shelf
waved him to the door, through which he vanished
noiselessly, with an apologetic sigh of relief. Then
the other two faced one another.
“I must say, sir,” the shipowner began, with
icy politeness, “that after what has occurred between
us this day your intrusion strikes me as
vastly wanting in taste. Of course, as a Christian,
it has been my duty to forgive you the injurious
thoughts which you bore against me; but, as a
frail human man, I confess to have been so
wounded by them that the sight of you tempts
me to the sin of anger afresh. But, perhaps, sir,
you have come here to express contrition, and to
ask that I will hand back the resignation of the
directorate which you so rudely thrust upon me.”
“I have come,” replied Fairfax, shortly, “for
neither one thing nor the other. I am not calling
upon you in your City capacity at all. I want to
speak with you in your position of trustee to the
lady whom I am now shortly going to marry.”
“She has sent you?”
“She is perfectly aware of my errand. A property
in Kent has suddenly come into the market
which will go for a comparatively low sum for
cash down. I have been spending the day examining
it, and meanwhile my solicitor has been
going through the deeds. The place will suit us
to the ground, and the title is as clear as could be
wished for.”
“So you wish to buy this property with your
wife’s money?” Shelf asked with a sneer.
“I am not disguising from myself the fact that
Amy is an heiress. At the same time, I am not
altogether a pauper myself. But I don’t think
we two need go into that part of the money question,
Mr. Shelf. As a point of fact (as you know
quite well), she and I first met one another abroad,
and fell in love, and got engaged without knowing
a single word about our mutual outlook, social or
financial. The point here is that Amy wants to
become part purchaser in this Kent property with
myself, and on her behalf I come to you for the
formal permission. You know by the terms of
her father’s will she was to have all her wishes
with regard to the property taken into consideration
after she reached the age of twenty-one, but
was still to be under the semi-guidance of the
trustees till she reached her twenty-third birthday.”
“I am only one of the trustees,” said Shelf.
“You must arrange to bring my co-trustee up to
meet me, and then I will talk the matter over
with him.”
“I have called on that reverend gentleman before
I came to you,” said Fairfax, “and he quite
meets with mine and Amy’s views. He will come
up to town and see you himself in the morning
at the City office. But in the mean time he sends
his permission in this letter.”
Fairfax selected a paper from his pocket-book
and handed it to Mr. Shelf. “I suppose you recognize
the signature,” he said.
Shelf started, the paper rustling between his
large white fingers. He had a sentence on the
end of his tongue, but with an effort he swallowed
it. Then, with a frown and a quick catching of
the breath, he turned to the letter and read it
through. As it chanced, Fairfax had seen that
momentary look of disquiet, and being a young
man of some penetration, he argued down to the
reason of it. “Why,” he asked himself, “should
the old hypocrite be upset when I ‘supposed he
recognized his co-trustee’s handwriting?’ I’m
bothered if I can see any definite reason, but
there must be something pretty fishy somewhere.
Theodore Shelf is not the man to let slip that
kind of nervousness without some very excellent
cause. I’m beginning to think that those of Amy’s
interests which are in his hands will be none the
worse for being a little looked after.”
Mr. Theodore Shelf glanced up from the letter.
“Of course you understand,” he said, “that I
cannot act upon an informal communication like
this? My co-trustee is a most excellent Christian,
but, I regret to say, a bad man of business.”
“Pernicious, to say the least of him. He
seems to have the flimsiest notion of the use of
paper and signatures. Still, he means entirely
well, and that is why I do not want to worry him
unduly. So, with permission, Mr. Shelf, and to
take the burden of details off your shoulders as
well as off his, I will instruct my own solicitor to
see to all the preliminaries as to which stock will
bear selling out of best.”
“You take it for granted,” said the shipowner
sourly, “that I shall not put my veto on this
scheme for spending my ward’s money.”
“Why should you? You have given your consent
to the marriage, and whatever may be
your personal feelings towards me, at any rate,
you like her. She wishes to marry me, and intends
to do that anyway; she wishes for this estate,
and I do not see that you have any reasonable
grounds for refusing to gratify her wish; besides,
as an investment, the thing is as good as a first
mortgage or Three per cent. Corporation Stock.”
“There are many grave objections to this
course,” said Shelf.
“Then, perhaps,” said Fairfax, “you will tell
me what they are?”
“I do not see that I am called upon to do anything
of the kind.”
“There we differ. Moreover, Mr. Shelf, you
force me to a very unpleasant conclusion.”
“And what, sir, might that be?”
“Well, this,” said Fairfax, with a significant
stare: “You’ve got that money so—shall we
say, securely—locked up, that it isn’t readily
available for this new investment.”
“You are talking like a child,” said Mr. Shelf,
noisily.
“I am talking like a plain business man,” Fairfax
retorted, “who intends to take reasonable
care of his future wife’s property. I think that
will explain my views; and, as nothing more
need be said on that matter, I will leave you.
The other trustee will call upon you at midday
to-morrow, and I shall make it my duty to accompany
him. So, for the present, sir, au revoir.”
Fairfax left the room, and Mr. Theodore Shelf
lay back in a swivel writing chair. Mechanically
his fingers stretched out and dallied with a book
which lay on the table. It was a Bradshaw.
Once, indeed, he opened it, and turned up the
pages of the express service between London and
Southampton; and, for a full half-hour held it
with his finger as a page-marker; but at the end
of that time he flung the book savagely across
the room, and stood up with clenched fists and
the veins standing out of his forehead.
“Amy may thank Fairfax for saving her property,”
he muttered, “and a thousand people will
curse him for doing it. I believe I’m a fool not
to bolt now with what I’ve got, because nothing
short of a miracle can bring me up again. Still,
there’s the money subscribed by those poor
wretches for this new company yet in hand,
and that will stave off the immediate present.
There’s just a chance that Onslow’s coup may be
realized on in time, and, if that comes off, I’m all
right again. And if it doesn’t, there’s the estançia
on the Rio Paraguay always ready. Yes,
George, old chap, that it is. Snug and warm, beyond
worries, safe from extradition. I’ll risk it.”
The wire-haired terrier was rubbing against his
leg. He lifted the dog on to the cushion of an
easy chair, and went to his safe. He took from
that a bundle of papers, and spread them on his
writing-table.
They were the trust deeds and other papers
connected with Miss Amy Rivers’ property.
Some of them were documents distinctly worth
locking up, because if the Public Prosecutor
could have run his eye through the collection for
one short five minutes, he would infallibly have
procured for the saintly Mr. Theodore Shelf
seven complete years of penal servitude.
It is an unpleasant thing to level such a hint
against so good a man; but a fact or so will show
solid reason for it. During the two preceding
years—partly through depression in trade, partly
through his wife’s broadcast extravagance—Theodore
Shelf had found himself in desperate straits
for money. He had raised funds this way and
that by all legitimate means; had plunged, but
with evil fortune; and finally had been reduced
to making his daily income by less reputable
means. For long he had laid covetous eyes on
the fortune of his late partner, Marmaduke
Rivers, which was held in trust for the daughter
by himself and a canon of Winchester; and at
last, in a moment of desperation, he determined
to have the use of it. The co-trustee was a man
who had taken a double-first at Oxford, and apparently
spent all his life’s energies over the process.
He had settled down into an amiable
country parson, who bred prize-bantams, and
wrote books on Armenian folk-lore. He was extremely
upright, vastly unsuspicious, and on matters
of business possessed an ignorance of unusual
profundity. He respected Theodore Shelf, and
disliked him with an equal intenseness.
When Shelf made up his mind to tamper with
the Rivers property, he did not go through the
formality of asking this good gentleman’s leave
and permission. He simply forged himself a
power of attorney, signed it with the excellent
canon’s name and set to work. Being a man who
never did anything by halves, he did not take
two bites at the cherry. He annexed the whole
of his ward’s property, lock, stock, and barrel, and
paid in the usual interest to her bankers with
entire regularity. Humanly speaking, there was
not a chance of his being found out; and when
fortune smiled on him again he had every intention
of repaying to the uttermost farthing what
he had taken. As has been said, he liked Amy
Rivers extremely, and, if he had not had his
worthy self to consider, he would have been the
last person in the world to do her an injury.
And now this pestilent fellow Fairfax must need
step in, bristling with suspicion, and evidently
intending to have money or an inquiry. Of
course, the latter was a thing which Mr. Shelf
could not stand for one minute. At the first
glance it would be shown that the trust property
did not exist in its former state, and that the
interest had been paid into the bank out of Mr.
Shelf’s own pocket. And so there were only two
things which could be done; either bolt forthwith,
or pay the plundered trust out of some other
fund, and hope that the Providence which guards
knaves would pull things straight again. Mr.
Shelf had chosen to take the latter course, and it
was the money subscribed by the wretched shareholders
of the Brothers Steamship Company
which was alienated by him to make good the
property of Miss Amy Rivers.
It required not many strokes of the pen to do
this; but, after restitution had been made, Mr.
Theodore Shelf commenced coquetting with a
more delicate piece of business. He desired to
hide his tracks. It was his wish that, even if the
worst came, and he had to fly the country as
a detected swindler, no one should know that he
had tampered with his own ward’s trust money.
It seems almost laughable that the man should
have put himself to this piece of pains. In the
vast sweep of his other ponderous frauds, this
very natural one might well pass without special
obloquy from the great shorn public. But it was
not for the general ruck of his victims that Shelf
was working then. He had sacrificed a thousand
(under compulsion) to repay one; and, having
made repayment, he wanted to cancel the odium
of robbery. Next to himself and his dog, he
probably loved Amy Rivers better than anything
in all the world; and, if the worst came, and he
had to go, it would be pleasanter for him to think
that she, at least, would have nothing but kind
memories of him. She would know quite well
that he might have included her fortune in his
other robberies, because Fairfax would tell her
that, if she did not guess it for herself; and she
would feel a kindness towards him for his forbearance.
Of course, he would be getting this genial sentiment
under false pretenses, but that was a trifle
which counted as nothing to Mr. Theodore Shelf.
Your true hypocrite deludes no one more perfectly
and artistically than himself when he sets
squarely about it.
The time was long past midnight when he had
finished tampering with the last of the papers on
his writing-table; and, as he passed the blotting-paper
over his final forgery, he heard the clash
of the front door in the hall below. Quickly
bunching the papers together, he put them into
the safe, locked it, threw himself into an easy
chair, and picked up a quarto volume of his own
published sermons. He was serenely reading
these when his wife sailed majestically into the
room, with Amy Rivers at her side.
The girl stepped forward, took both of his
hands in hers, and shook them warmly. “All
congratulations,” she said. “I’ve only just heard.
May I call you ‘Sir Theodore’ in advance?”
Shelf let the book slide to the floor, and sat up
staring first at one and then the other. “I am
much obliged to you, Amy dear,” he said at last;
“but, upon my word, I don’t know what you
mean.”
“It’s out!” she said. “Everybody was talking
about it to-night. You’ll be gazetted in the next
Birthday List. And not a trumpery knighthood,
either. You’re to be a full-blown baronet—no
less.”
Theodore Shelf lay back in his chair with a
very queer expression on his face. He put his
white fingers together under his chin, and stared
curiously at his wife. “Your doing, I suppose,
Laura?”
“You may thank me for it entirely,” she replied
with a smiling bow. “I arranged for it here with
the Minister; and at the two places where we
looked in at afterwards, I told the news to three
of my dearest friends in the very strictest of confidence.
Consequently, it is all over London to-night,
and will be in all the papers in England to-morrow.
Would you like to congratulate me?”
“I’ll wait,” said the shipowner, “till I see you
Lady Shelf. The title is not formally given over
for a fortnight, and between now and then so
much may happen. Man is but a frail creature.”
“Oh, for goodness’ sake,” said Mrs. Shelf, disgustedly,
“don’t cant now. When you are Sir
Theodore I can’t have you disgracing me by
preaching and holding forth to those low people
you used to know. You must cut all that connection.
Good heavens, Theodore, you can’t like
it! And there’s really no more to be got out of
that sort of thing. You’ve used those dreary,
goody-goody folks, and made your fortune out of
them, and let that suffice. Now, if you want to
get on further, you’ve got to pick up with another
set. Don’t you understand?”
For reply Theodore Shelf burst into a sudden
wild cackle of laughter.
His wife drew back a step, half-scared. She
had scarcely ever heard the man laugh once in all
her life with him; never like that; and she did
not know what to make of it. But at last he
stopped and spoke. “You’re a clever woman,
Laura, and a handsome one. I’ve never seen
you look so fine as you do to-night. But you
are a bit too rapid in some of your movements.
You’re counting at present that, beyond a doubt,
the servants will be calling you ‘miladi’ within a
fortnight, and I suppose you’ll go out to-morrow
and get a new card-plate engraved. Well, my
dear, if I were you, I’d wait. A fortnight is
fourteen days, and in every minute of that time
something may happen to bring you an appalling
disappointment. For instance, I may die. Take
it that the Almighty does make me die, and
where then comes in the use for your new card-plate?
There is precedent for creating a baroness,
I grant you; but I don’t think they are
likely to manufacture another precedent by making
you Lady Shelf in your own right if I am
not at hand to share the dignity.”
A servant came in and announced that Fairfax
was in the hall below. Amy Rivers said “Good-night”
hurriedly, and slipped out of the room.
Mrs. Shelf took up her stand in front of the fireplace,
flushed with triumph and wrath, and looking
her superbest. “You are talking the merest
nonsense, Theodore,” she said, “and before that
girl, too! Thank goodness, she is practically one
of the family, and will not gossip. Die, indeed!
You die! what an absurdity! One would think,
to hear you, that the world was coming to an end
before the Birthday List is out. Of course you
will have the baronetcy. There can’t be a doubt
about it now, thanks to me.”
“What do you want me to say?” Shelf asked.
“Well, to begin with, in common decency you
might thank me. If it had not been for my diplomacy
in this house to-night, you would only have
had a beggarly knighthood offered, if as much as
that. You have the chance of making a sensation
now.”
Shelf stood slowly up, and strode up to the
hearth-rug and faced her, with his head thrust
forward and his arms folded across his breast.
“Yes,” he said slowly, “I have a chance of making
a sensation—one of the biggest of the century;
and mostly owing to your efforts. The Lord
grant that the chance slips away from me! You
are very beautiful and very clever. But I believe,
Laura, that you are the devil, sent expressly
on earth to tempt. You’d better go to bed now,
and leave me. This is one of the times when I
am tempted to kill you.”
CHAPTER XVIII. THE PLUME-HUNTERS’ DINNER-PARTY.
The one-eyed man, Mr. Billy Nutt, and his
friend and partner, whose name was apparently
Hank without further attachment, made a livelihood
by transgressing the laws of the United
States and supplying a strong demand. Ladies
of Society wished for egret plumes and other
feathers for external adornment, and the Seminole
of the Everglades desired corn whisky for his
stomach’s sake; and whilst Game Regulations
forbade collection of the first, Indians’ Protection
Acts vetoed all distribution of the second. And
for the transgressor there were distinct and heavy
penalties.
But, to begin with, States law does not carry
very far in Florida, which is the home of outlaws;
and, in the second place, Mr. Nutt and friend
were both “wanted” on several counts already,
amongst which unjustifiable homicide ranked
high; so that they were men entirely reckless,
and inclined to look upon poaching, and illicit
whisky peddling to the aboriginal, as the mildest
of mild peccadilloes. Moreover, as in furtherance
of their business they were extremely well armed,
and apt to shoot first and reflect afterwards when
annoyed, they were not persons to be argued
with by any of the more gentle methods.
The three men on the steamer were in no way
prepared to receive these dubious visitors—were,
in fact, completely oblivious of their approach,
being still chained in the deadest slumber. The
sun had drooped below the treetops, and already
the night noises of the forest were beginning—the
rattle of crickets and toads in the trees, the
grunting of the bullfrogs in the swamp, the dry
rustle of the jar-flies, and the warm hum of the
never-sleeping mosquito. In the darker tree aisles
there commenced the fireflies’ brief snappings of
light; and in the black, shadowed water of the
bayous were other phosphorescent glows, like
these, only coming from the eyes of some prowling
alligator.
The sloop ran down her jib topsail, and as the
iron hanks screamed along the stay a negro trotted
nimbly out along the flat bowsprit top to secure
the sail in its gaskets. The wind was dropping
with the sun, and because the current raced manfully
down the bight where the stranded steamer
was lying, the sloop made but a fathom or so to
the good by every board across the river. The
one-eyed man danced a barefoot tattoo of fury on
the floorboards of the cockpit at this slowness;
and his loose-limbed partner, who still sprawled
on the cabin-roof, chuckled with easy amusement.
But the breeze held long enough for their purpose.
They ran up above the steamer, and the
steam ground their planking against the rust-streaked
iron. A pair of davit-falls hung down,
with the blocks weed-covered in the water; and
overhauling one of these, they made it fast round
the bitts. Then, swarming up the other fall, the
whole five of them gained the bridge-deck above.
Instinctively, when once their feet were on the
warm gray planks, each man, black and white,
handled his weapon ready to fight or argue as
might be demanded of him; but no one appeared
to seek explanation of their presence; and from
staring about them, they took to staring at one
another rather foolishly. If one has been expecting
a brisk game of murder, and one meets with
empty silence, it rather spoils the sequence of
ideas.
“Come to think of it,” said Hank in an oppressive
whisper, “if there’d been an anchor
watch, they’d have hailed us before we got this
far. I bet the Old Man’s asleep in the chart-house.
’Twouldn’t be a bad idea to bottle him.”
He pattered across the deck, right hand inside
his shirt bosom, pistol gripped in that, and peered
in through the open door. The place was tenanted
by no living thing larger than flies and
cockroaches. He drew back half scared by the eeriness
of it, and then beckoning his mates, headed
them down the companion ladder, treading like a
stage conspirator. At the foot, two doors opened,
one into the alley-way which was empty, the other
into the main cabin, on the floor of which Kettle
had been deposited by the donkeyman. But in
the culminating spasm of his cramp, the little
captain had rolled away out of sight under the
table, and so to all appearance this place was
deserted also.
The men peered about them, and ran aft, poking
their noses in pantry and galley and engine-room.
Coming back through the alley-way they
searched the two mates’ rooms, and found them
empty; and going out on the iron fore-deck,
found the forecastle deserted also. Then they
gathered round that gaping rent where the fore-hatch
had been, in curious wonder, examining
the crumpled plates which were yellow with new
rust, and pointing out to one another the twisted
stanchions and splintered débris below. And
at this they were engaged when the sun took its
final dive beneath the waters of the Mexican gulf
to westward, and the tropical darkness snapped
down upon them like the shutting of a box.
“Hank,” said the one-eyed man, “this gets
me. What in snakes have they been doin’ to this
blame’ steamboat, and for why have they gug-gug-gone
off and left her?”
“Euclid’s out of my line,” said Hank, oracularly.
“Oh you blank puttyhead,” retorted his friend,
“th-th-ink!”
“You tire me. If they aren’t here they aren’t.
P’r’aps they’ve gone off and toted the boodle to
a cache. P’r’aps it’s left right here aboard, and
if it is I guess we shall find it when we want it.
What I’m on for now’s grub. I hain’t had a
Christian meal for three months, thanks to this
new sheriff bustling after us, and I’m about sick
of mullet and sweet potatoes. But, please our
luck, we’ll raid their store-rooms here and fix up
a regular hotel supper for to-night. That’s me.
Now, come along, fellers.”
The negroes chuckled and crowed, capering
like children, and went off with the tall man towards
the galley, and Nutt, after an ineffectual
attempt to speak (which threw him into a paroxysm
of fury), presently followed them.
The feast was sui generis. They found grease,
baking powder, and flour, and made doughnuts;
they hotted three tins of Julienne soup; they
baked a great mass of salt pork on a bedding of
white beans; they made a stew of preserved
potatoes, Australian mutton, and pâté de foie
gras; and, as a chef d’œuvre, one of the negroes
turned out some crisp three-corned tartlets stuffed
with strawberry jam. Then Hank, with a lamp
in one hand, a cylinder of plates in the other, and
a whole armory of knives and forks bristling
from his pockets, pattered off to the main cabin
to lay the table.
At the doorway he stopped, gaping, and because
the instinct of the much-hunted made his right
hand slip round to a certain back pocket, the
plates went to the ground with a crash. In the
swivel-chair at the head of the table was huddled
a man, a small man, with a cold cigar bitten tight
between his teeth, a man so grimy with coal-dust
that Hank couldn’t have sworn whether the short,
peaked beard which rested on his chest was black
or red or prussian-blue.
“Oh, don’t you trouble to be polite,” said the
man in the chair. “I’m mighty glad to see any
one who can talk, or use a pair of hands.” Here
he lifted his nose and sniffed the air like a hound.
“Is that supper you’re cooking?”
“I reckon.”
“Found anything to wash it down with?”
“There was a dozen bottles of beer, but we
wanted those between whiles, and I guess they’re
drunk.”
“There should have been more, but I suppose
my lousy steward has necked them. However,
this is a big night, and this is the first time I’ve
seen you and your mates, and so I guess champagne’ll
be good enough for us. There’s a case
in that end room ready a-purpose for this sort of
celebration day. Perhaps you’ll fetch it out; I’m
weak still.”
Hank obeyed, wonderingly, and laid the table,
and brought on the viands, in which he was assisted
by Nutt and the blacks.
Then Captain Kettle spoke again.
“Oh, look here, friends, I’m not going to sit at
table with niggers. I take it this isn’t a blessed
missionary meeting.”
It seemed as though there would be a row. One
of the blacks stated his intention of taking no
“sass from that po’ white trash,” and another
openly drew a razor, and made suggestive motions
with it through the air.
“Of course,” said Kettle, “if you two gentlemen
have chucked your color, and care to feed with
those ornaments, you can do it. Only I’m a
white man, and have my pride.”
“That’s right,” said Nutt. “Picnicking on the
sloop’s different. But this is a regular hotel supper,
with napkins and a table-cloth, and I guess
anything colored ’ud spoil the tone. Say s-s-s-sonnies,
you mosey.”
“I done cooked most this yer grub,” whined
he of the razor, “an’ I’se gwine t’eat my belly-load.”
“Well, collar what you want to eat till you
bu-s-s-s.”
“Yes, but whar’ll we go?”
Nutt looked at Captain Kettle. The little man
in the swivel-chair gave his African guests full
leave to go to a place considerably hotter than the
engine-hold; suggesting the mess-room as an after-thought
and alternative; whither they betook
themselves, grumbling. And then the three
whites commenced their meal.
Kettle unwired a champagne bottle with a fork,
and poured out three long tumblers of dancing
froth. “Wine!” said Hank. “Oh, my Jemima!”
“Geg-geg-got any ice?” queried the one-eyed
man.
“Ice is off,” replied the captain. “Things have
been that hot this trip it gave up and melted.”
“You seem to got your manners on ice, Mr.
Billy Nutt,” said his friend. “Now I see an elegant
hotel meal in front of me, and I’m going to
make a pig of myself, and be jolly well thankful.
I hain’t any use for your high-toned sort of canoosering.
See here, stuff your silly mouth, and
quit grumbling right now. D’ye hear me?”
His guests ate, and Kettle made small talk for
them, at the same time playing a good knife and
fork himself. The food seemed to straighten his
back and knock the limpness out of him; but
Mr. Nutt and his friend were lapping their champagne
too industriously to see any significance in
the change. They were enjoying themselves with
a gusto to which the ordinary gourmand is a
stranger. Probably there is nothing on earth so
nauseating as a severe course of the Floridan
sweet potato. And, consequently, there is no
diet so calculated to make one appreciate a more
generous menu.
The meal crept steadily through its courses,
and the empty bottles grew on the cabin floor.
No one got drunk. Captain Kettle’s own libations
were sparing, and the others had each a
high co-efficient of absorption; still all were exhilarated,
and ripe for mischief or merriment as
might befall.
“Say, cap,” said the long man, as he dallied
with his last strawberry tartlet, “isn’t it so that
you’ve got this fine steamboat of yours ballasted
with sovereigns?”
“It’s so,” said Kettle, “or something very like
that.”
“Your own?”
“Oh Lord, no. Just freight consigned to New
Orleans, and brought here by that blow-up I was
telling you about. I suppose that you gentlemen’ll
have no objection to bearing a hand aboard
o’ me now you are here? I’m a bit short-manned,
and it ’ud be a pity to let freight like that rust
for want of fingering.”
Hank grinned at his vis-à-vis, and then turned
to the little skipper in the swivel-chair. “No,”
he said, “I don’t see there’s anything wrong with
that. I’m afraid, though, if we chipped in we
couldn’t sign on so far as Noo Orleans.”
“New Orleans be sugared,” cried Captain Kettle.
“Haven’t I spoke plain enough already?
Don’t you understand all this racket’s a blessed
swindle? The steamer’s going to have the name-plate
on her engines altered, and the label on her
stern changed, and a different pattern painted on
her smoke-stacks, and a coat of gray clapped on
her outside. And then, when she’s so bedevilled
her own builder wouldn’t know her, we’ll run her
round to some South American port where the
least number of questions will be asked, and sell
her for what she’ll fetch. But only the steamer,
mark you. I reckon she’s carried the freight far
enough. That’ll be struck out of her here.”
“You bet,” said Nutt, rubbing his hands.
“We’ll corral the dollars for you right here till
you come back. You shall have our niggers to
s-s-stoke for you, if you can get ’em, and can manage
’em. But they’re fair toughs. Perhaps you’d
w-w-weaken when you came to know ’em a bit.”
“I’d handle,” retorted Kettle, “a crew of old
Nick’s firemen, raw out of hell, if I was put to it.
Don’t you make any error. I’ve kept my end up
with the worst crowds a man ever put to sea with.
By James!” he went on, with a blow at the table,
“by James! I’d handle you, Mr. Nutt, if you
were signed aboard o’ me, till you couldn’t call
your soul your own.”
“You’d w-w-which?” snarled Nutt, rising in
his chair.
“Sit, you swine,” said his partner, “and be
quiet. You tire me. What are you riling the
gentleman for, just when we were getting so nice
and friendly with him?”
“You—lemme alone.”
“I’ll smash your ugly little face in if you don’t
keep it shut.”
The one-eyed man tried to retort, but his infirmity
gagged him, and a spasm of wild fury bit
into all his muscles.
His friend wagged a derisive finger. “There’s
an image for you, cap. Look at the creature,
froze like a Chinese potdog; look at him and
don’t laugh. And, say, just reach me another
bottle of wine, it will be so good. Thanks, siree.
I wouldn’t care if I died drinking this. Here’s
our blessed health. Good old cap; you stick to
me and I’ll stick to you; and if Mr. Billy Nutt
can’t swallow his tantrums and join us two gentlemen
like another gentleman, by Jemima, we’ll
give him what he’s got for his share, and set him
adrift in an empty bottle. You hear me, Billy
Nutt?”
“You spup-luttering fool. You boosey,
drunken puttyhead.”
“I’m not drunk,” retorted Hank, “but I’m
merry. Have a sup yourself, and then perhaps
you’ll be better company.” With which advice
a liberal heeltap of champagne splashed in Nutt’s
face.
The man sprang to his feet, glowering like a
fiend. What followed was completed before a
watch could tick twice. For once the gift of
speech did not desert him. The fatal words
bounced glibly off his tongue, and Hank’s vengeful
hands shot out. In an instant the pair were
grappling together, and a gouging thumb did
its horrid work. Then, tearing himself away,
eyeless, the lesser man ran screaming blindly into
the sideboard at the other side of the cabin. His
friend pitched stiffly forward, and fell face downward
amongst the dishes, lying there without so
much as a quiver. He was stone dead. With
the black-handled knife that had carved their
baking of pork, Nutt had stabbed him from the
shoulder down through his heart.
“That saves my cartridges,” said Captain
Kettle, and took his cocked revolver from where
it lodged between his knee and the under side of
the table.
He passed swiftly out through the pantry door,
and was just in time for what he expected. The
negroes, alarmed by Nutt’s shrieks, were rushing
from the mess-room to see what had gone wrong.
He charged and drove them furiously back.
They turned and ran before him, tumbling over
one another in their scared haste; and then he
took up his place in the doorway, threatening
them with steady weapon and crisp, decisive
tongue.
“Quick,” he cried, “quick, you scum; unload
yourselves. Pitch overboard your knives and
razors and whatever you’ve got, or, by James, if
a man of you stops to think, I’ll blow his brains
through the port-hole.”
The negroes obeyed him in sullen, frightened
silence, and stood with elbows up facing him as
he covered them. Kettle watched the three with
steady eye; but his ear was cocked down the
passage, drinking in every rustle which came from
the place he had left.
The shriekings of the eyeless man in the cabin
had given way to groans; and then there came
the sound of bumps and scratchings, as though he
were blundering madly about to find something;
and then the pattering of naked feet as he groped
his way up the lead-covered steps of the companion.
So intently did they follow this one
man’s movements that it seemed to them as
though all other sounds were hushed, even to the
never-ceasing hum of the insects.
With awe the listeners held their breath for
what might come next. But they had not long
to wait. From the deck above there burst out a
wild tirade of hate and blasphemy, which ended
in a shrieking cry of despair and a plunging
splash; and once more the distant noises of the
night closed in upon them.
“Nutt,” said Captain Kettle, “is dead, and I’m
almost sorry. I believe I could have liked that
man. He’d grit in him, had Nutt, and he
wouldn’t take cheek from a living soul. Your
other boss also is dead; killed by Nutt. So
you’re my niggers now, and will be till I’ve done
with you.”
“Whord you mean?” one of the captives
asked, with a whine.
“You’ll have to do what niggers were sent in
the world for, and that’s work. Your fool of a
government says you aren’t slaves now, and so I
won’t treat you as such. That is, you’ll be paid.
But I shall get my money’s worth out of you
first.”
“I guess this is a free country. You can’t
make us work unless we choose.”
“I’ve had that said before to me,” Kettle rejoined
grimly, “by better men than you—white
men—and they changed their minds when I got
to handling them. You’ll see later. But for now
you’ve got to stay here; and if you get out, and
I find you rambling, you’ll be shot like crows.
You quite understand?”
He shut the mess-room door and locked it, and
once more went to the main cabin. The tall man
lay exactly as he had fallen, and from underneath
his neck five tricklets of red spread out across
the slopped table-cloth, like the fingers of a monstrous
hand. The lamplight fell also upon other
smearings of red, where Nutt had groped his way
round the panelling. Kettle leaned up against
the rail of the sideboard and wiped his face with
a napkin. Perspiration had loosened the coal
dust, and the skin came out white, with only here
and there a smudge of the old grime.
“Supposing,” he said to himself, “we were
nabbed now, and there was a trial, who’s to prove
I didn’t put the pork-knife in that man? Oh
dear Lord, what a hat it’s getting.”
CHAPTER XIX. SUBJECTS FOR MATRIMONY.
Miss Kildare gave a shrug to her shoulders.
“Yes,” she said, “I suppose it is a different me.
I’ve got my hair done up, and longer skirts, and
all the rest of it. In fact, like the young person
in the book, I’ve growed. But I don’t see that
you have altered much, except that you’re just a
tiny-iny bit crows-footy about the eyes. You
haven’t even grown a mustache, as I always
wanted you to do.”
“Didn’t know I was going to meet you, or I
might have spared my razor.”
“I wish you’d known, then. But fancy your
turning up here of all places. It is an extremely
small world—there’s no doubt about that. Well,
Pat, as we’ve each said at least twenty times
apiece how surprised we are to see one another,
suppose you come out on to the piazza and tell
me things. We shall have a crowd round us if
we stay here in the hall much longer.”
“My dear child, what things?” asked Onslow,
laughing. “I’ve been chattering history to you
ever since I turned up at the hotel.”
The girl seated herself in a cool, cane rocker,
and picked up a palm-leaf fan. “Hundreds of
things. To begin with, what are people wearing
in Town just now?”
“In London? Oh, frock coats, rather longer
than ever, and narrow-stripe trousers, and toppers
with just twopennyworth of curl in them—not
more.”
“But I mean the women?”
“Fifteen yards to the skirt, and they’re beginning
to drape them. The fashionable deformity
at present is elephantiasis of the biceps—I mean
gigot sleeves. They start at the ears, and go
down to the elbows—some of them further.”
“Ah,” said Miss Kildare, thoughtfully, “I used
to have good arms. Not quite as nice as Mabel’s,
though. But latterly I haven’t been in places
where evening dress was used. By the way, do
you dance still?”
“Keen on it as ever.”
“What’s the waltz like now?”
“Capering on hot bricks. Heaps more exercise
to the furlong. People kill themselves at it
much sooner.”
“Reverse?”
“In the north of England, where they all dance
well, they’re like the Americans, and go each way
alternately. In London and the south, where
most of them waltz vilely, reversing is Aceldama.”
“I suppose,” said Miss Kildare, with her eyes
meditatively following a bronze-green humming-bird
which was darting about a trumpet-vine on
the piazza rail, “I suppose we shall have a hop
here to-night. I shan’t reverse; and when my
partners ask why, I shall tell them it’s the latest
thing. One always likes to be as English as possible.
Tell me something else that it’s toney to
do.”
“Read nasty novels, written by women you
wouldn’t sit in the same room with, and then gush
about them afterwards. That’s a very fashionable
amusement with the up-to-date young
women.”
“Ugh, Pat, don’t be a pig. Besides, that
wouldn’t suit my style a bit.”
“But why want to change, Elsie? Don’t you
appreciate yourself as you are at present? I’m
sure other people would.”
“That’s blarney.”
“No,” said Onslow, judicially, “I think it’s
ordinary fact.”
“Is it really, though? I am glad. You know,
I’ve thought lately my present stock-in-trade
wouldn’t pass muster outside Florida. I can
handle a boat in any weather, and ride anything
that’s called a horse, and can dance decently in
American fashion; but I can’t do anything else,
except perhaps talk, if that counts.”
Onslow laughed. “You are refreshing,” he
said. “But why this inventory of stock?”
“Because, Pat, I’m wondering how I shall get
on in England. I’m going out there this fall.
I’m two and twenty, you know, and I can do as
I like, and living in the back blocks is beginning
to pall.”
“Going there by yourself?”
“No, I’m not quite so independent as that.
The Van Liews, the people I’m staying with here,
spend the winter in London, and they’re going
to take me with them.”
“And afterwards, you come back again to the
States?”
Miss Kildare again watched the bronze-green
humming-bird. “Quien sabe?” she said. “I
may be induced to stay.”
“What! You’re going to get married?”
“Why not, if I have an invitation? Twenty-two’s
getting on.”
“Ah,” said Onslow, and set to rocking his
chair.
“Yes?”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“You said ‘Ah,’ Patrick, and that meant you
thought a lot besides.”
“Quite right, I did. It had never quite struck
me till then that you were a completely grown-up
young woman now, and might any day see a
man to go into permanent partnership with. It’s
a bit of a jar—I mean, it comes oddly to one at
first to think of you as married, Elsie.”
“Shoo-ssh! Pat, get up and drive that humming-bird
away. He won’t go for me, greedy
little beast; and if he stays any longer I know
he’ll over-eat himself. Well, you’d better brace
yourself up for a blow, because married I mean
to be some day. Who knows but what you’ll
beat me in the race?”
“I?”
“Why not? When Duvernay died, Mabel became
a widow.”
“That,” said Onslow, “is the usual sequence of
events.”
“You know she never wanted to marry him.”
“So I was led to understand some five years
back. Yet marry him she did nevertheless, and
that after due publication of banns. I might remark,
Elsie, that that humming-bird you were interested
in is still gorging himself out of those
red flowers just on the other side of you.”
“Some creatures never know when to stop.
Now I do,” said Miss Kildare. “That’s the bell
for dinner. I must go and tidy myself.”
Meanwhile in that same Floridan hotel a certain
Mr. Kent-Williams, a young gentleman of England,
who was throwing poker dice at the bar with
two friends for ante-prandial cocktails, was looking
at the same subject from a different coign of
view. He was a young gentleman who had not
made a conspicuous success of himself at home,
and had been deported to Florida with a view to
extracting a fortune from orange growing. As on
reaching the spot he found this was difficult of
achievement, he wisely did not worry his brain with
any vain attempts, but was content with living
in inexpensive retirement under a palmetto-shuck
for nineteen-twentieths of each quarter, and blossoming
out during the remaining days in riotous
living at the Point Sebastian hotel on the allowance
which reached him from home. And with
him were two others who had been softly nurtured,
and who were also taking their quarterly nip of
semi-civilization.
“I tell you,” said Mr. Kent-Williams, “she’s a
clinking fine specimen, that Kildare girl, and, by
Jove, I ought to be a judge if any one is round here.
Look! three sevens, first shot: good, I’ll keep
these, and see if I can rattle out another. She’ll
go to England and marry a duke as sure as fits,
don’t you know. I wonder if Onslow will hitch
on to the other sister. Looks like it, his coming
here after the Duvernay beast turned up his toes.
I never could stand Duvernay; not a ’Varsity
man, don’t you know, and hadn’t been anywhere
to school. Simply a bit of money, and thought
he could swagger on that. By Jove! two bullets.
That makes me a Full House, and I’ll stand
on it. Collar the box, Willie, dear boy, and beat
me if you can.”
“No,” said Willie, scooping the dice into the
leather box, and thoughtfully stirring them before
he emptied on to the pewter counter. “I
don’t think—ar—Duvernay was anybody. I
did know him here, of course, because one
couldn’t help it, but I—ar—don’t recollect meeting
him at the club or anywhere before we—ar—came
out. By ged! look there! Fours first
shot. Of course, the Kildares are all right as far as
family goes, but they’re poor as regards the—ar—almighty
dollar. If it wasn’t for that, by ged! I
wouldn’t mind going in for the fair Elsie myself.
Wobinson, old chappie, take the box and agitate.
You won’t beat my four ladies.”
“I wish,” said Kent-Williams, meditatively, “I
knew what Onslow was going to do. Mabel
Duvernay’s a charming woman, and she’s got at
least £500 a year. I don’t want to make a fool of
myself if Onslow’s still in the running. And, by
Jove! I know she’s as fond of him as ever. That
beast Duvernay used to twit her with it when he
was in an extra vile temper.”
“Go slow,” advised Robinson, “and hang back
for bets. Here, I can’t improve on two pairs, so
you and I throw again. Here’s the box. By the
way, why not ask Onslow yourself? You knew
him well enough at Cambridge, and you aren’t
shy.”
“I’m not shy, dear boy, and I used to know
Patrick Onslow well before I came out. He’s a
devilish genial fellow, so long as you rub him the
right way, but I shouldn’t like to cross-question
him too much about Mrs. Duvernay. You see,
don’t you know, he was most infernally struck on
the lady before she was married, and he’s one of
those fellows with a long memory, who don’t
forget. Now I, dear boy, have been in love with
heaps of women in my time, and they with me;
but when they gave me the chuck, or I got tired
of them, I didn’t break my blessed heart, or play
the goat, or do anything of that kind. I simply
went on to the next caravan, which is a devilish
comfortable amusement. But old Pat isn’t built
that way. He’s one of those fools who would
get gone on a woman and keep her in mind for
years and years afterwards. Mighty dreary sort
of game to my way of thinking. By Jove! four
kings. If you beat those, dear boy, may I live on
sweet potatoes and mullet for all the rest of my
natural life.”
“Oh, Lord,” said Robinson, “£500 a year—twenty-five
hundred dollars! One could pig along
with that very comfortably in lots of places.
What unlucky brutes some of us are. Oh, curse
it, just my form; two pairs again. We won’t prolong
the agony. My shout—what’ll you fellows
have?”
They drank their cocktails, and went into the
vast, bare dining-hall, where a shining negro waiter
supplied each with a tumbler of iced tea and
two dozen oval dishes of comestibles.
“Onslow seems thick enough with the Kildare
girl,” Kent-Williams observed. “But, of course,
he knew her when she was a kid, and they’d have
heaps to talk about. What do you think,
Willie?”
“How should I know, dear chappie? I’m not
one of those thought-reading fellows. But perhaps
she’s—ar—telling him about her sister.
Girls always try and run a fellow for their sisters
if they can’t get the fellow—ar—for themselves.”
“Here, waiter!” shouted Robinson, “what did
you bring sweet potatoes for? Nobody ordered
them. Take the damned things away and bury
them.” The waiter grinned and vanished with
the dishes, and Robinson set to savagely tearing
at a tough beefsteak with a silver-bladed knife.
“Money’s run out,” he grumbled, “and back we
go to-morrow to live like wild beasts in a palmetto-shuck,
on that accursed food and nothing else.
I believe that foul, grinning nigger knew, and
brought those sweet spuds here just to insult us.
I’ve a great mind to break his beastly neck.”
“What’s the use of getting hot over it this
weather?” said Kent-Williams. “If you did break
the nigger’s neck it wouldn’t add to your income,
and that’s the only occupation I know worth
living for.”
“And, therefore, you want to marry Mrs.
Duvernay?”
“Or any one else with a modicum of dollars.
I’m not prejudiced. Believe me, dear boy, I
could pour out a whole wealth of affection on
sweet Mabel or sweet Kitty, or sweet anybody
else who was able to support me in moderate comfort.
At present my talents are thrown away
during nineteen-twentieths of the year, because
Nature never intended me to shine as a noble
savage. Consequently, dear boy, I’m ready to
throw myself away on any one.”
“Oh, I like that,” said Robinson. “You might
have married a girl here last winter.”
“The traveling English person without the
aitches? Yes, dear boy, I did think about it. But
I came to the conclusion that she was too old to
reform, and, don’t you know, one really couldn’t
stand living with an aitchless person eternally for
any amount of income. Of course, it was a
sacrifice, and the poor girl was very let down;
but I think she’ll get over it in time. They all
do.”
“Probably she has done,” said Robinson,
grimly. “From what he said, her father was
quite resigned to your loss before he left here.”
“My prospective father-in-law was sordid. He
couldn’t appreciate a gentleman. Now, Mabel’s
papa is in a better land, and, by Jove! that’s a
great point in her favor. I never could stand
paternal advice.”
“You seem to be making pretty sure of getting
the lady.”
“I’m not at all sure, but I want to find out
how the land lies. And, by Jove! clever thought!
I know how to do it. I’ll go to Onslow after
dinner, tell him I’m going to call on Mrs.
Duvernay to-morrow, and offer to take him down
there in my dug-out. I shall soon see what his
game is. If he’s after her still, he’ll look jealous,
and trust me for seeing it; and if he isn’t, why
it’s a walk-over.”
“All the same,” remarked his other friend, “I
don’t think I’d—ar—put very long odds on you,
old chappie. There’s nothing certain in this life,
and widows are apt—ar—to keep a fellow dangling
till a fellow gets tired. Finished? Then
let’s go to the bar and throw for liqueurs. Mine’s
crême de menthe.”
CHAPTER XX. AT POINT SEBASTIAN.
Now the great rambling, wooden hotel in
which Miss Elsie Kildare was staying under care
of her friends, the Van Liews, though on the end
of a telegraph-wire, and within easy day’s steam
of a railroad, was not particularly far in crow’s-flight
from that uncharted river where the Port
Edes lay stranded on a sand-bar. The hotel, in
fact, backed upon the Everglades, and faced the
blue, crisping waters of the Mexican Gulf. At
one side of it was a plantation of sisal hemp, and
beyond that thickets of saw-grass, and beyond
again cypress-trees and cabbage-palms sprouting
from an undergrowth which was bound into an
impenetrable cheveux de frise with wait-a-bit thorn.
At the other side were newly planted umbrella-trees,
two decrepit orange-bushes without fruit,
twenty luxuriant chumps of elephants’ ears, and
then straggles of palmetto-scrub right down to the
soft white banks of Gulf sand. Beyond was clear
blue water, with a rickety wooden wharf straddling
a mile out into it, like some uncouth, gray-legged
centipede. And beneath the water,
dented rusty food-cans grew intimate with the
coral polyp.
In winter time, Point Sebastian was a resting-place
for nabobs of the north, and a congregation
spot for those delightful American women who
leave a convenient husband at work elsewhere on
the dollar-mill. But, in the warmer months, these
worthy people did their pleasure-living at the
sea beaches of the north, or the hotels of the
Alleghanies; and the rest-house at Point Sebastian
locked and covered most of its glories. The
Floridan who stays in Florida all summer does
so usually because of a tightness in the exchequer;
and for the few of him who came to
dissipate a small but hardly scraped-up hoard in
a spell of semi-civilization, a tenth of the available
rooms made ample lodging place.
Still there was a summer season of sorts at
Point Sebastian, which was merry enough in its
way. Most nights, on the parquet of the hall, a
cheery score danced under the glare of electric
lights to the lilt of Teuton fiddles; and in the
cool gloom of the piazzas outside, if straitened
means did prevent the actual drafting of marriage
contracts, even penury undisguised could enjoy
the dallyings of the week’s flirtation. Mr. Kent-Williams
and his tribe were entertaining fellows
enough to meet for a limited time, and maidens,
come into the hotel for an annual outing, basked
in the odor of their pretty sayings, and frankly
prepared themselves for nothing beyond temporary
amusement.
Patrick Onslow met at least five men there he
knew, which shows the great advantage of being
a University man; because, since at Oxford and
Cambridge they most successfully refrain from
teaching anything that is of commercial use to
any one except a parson or a doctor or a school-master,
it naturally follows that many men from
those seats of learning fail to make a living at
home, and drift across the seas.
He did not make the smallest secret about his
advent. As the newspapers had told them
already, he had been on the unlucky Port Edes
when she came to grief, but had managed to get
ashore by a marvelous streak of luck, and found
himself at a spot where, less than a year ago, he
had been wandering about on a shooting expedition.
Thence he had made his way in a dug-out,
bought from a Seminole, to the hotel on Point
Sebastian. V’la tout. There was nothing surprising
about it. He had had several opportunities
for drowning before that, but none of them
had ever come off. So he supposed that the
Parcæ marked him out to live. And—what
would they have? His shout.
At that period Mr. Patrick Onslow was feeling
extremely pleased with himself. He hated the
work at which he had been engaged, as any man
must hate being mixed with a swindle, be it great
or small. And the end seemed near—the end,
conjoined to full success.
He had had a struggle for it, because once
more Captain Kettle had felt inclined to fight
for his own hand rather than do all things for
mere employers, who only paid him a small salary.
It was when Onslow woke from that dead sleep
on the wheel grating of the upper bridge, and came
down to learn of the tragedy of the plume-hunters
which had taken place during his unconsciousness,
that he got the first hint of this. The little captain
received him with cold stiffness, was wooden
when asked for any suggestion, and snarled
when Onslow inquired what ailed him. It was
the donkeyman who put the difficulty into
words.
“And, captain, now,” said he, “how much
might yez be getting out of all this for yerself?”
“£500.”
“Begor it’s a mighty lot of money, and little
enough too. I wish I’d it meself, an’ more. I’d
like a house ashore, an’ a wife, an’ an ass-cart that I
might dhrive her out in like a gentleman, besides
other things.”
“Oh, stop that. Don’t tell me what a man
might do if he’d his pick of the money in this ship.
I can figure that out for myself without suggestions
from any blasted Irishman. Have been
doing in fact.”
“Ah, now, captain dear, don’t be cross wid me,
because I was going on to say that in case of
trouble—in case there was, we’ll say, a thrifling argument,
I’d be on your side. Mr. Onslow, you’re
a gentleman, an’ I like ye well, but the captain
here’s me officer—an’—well, sor, a boy must look
after himself sometimes, ’specially when there’s a
chance like this ready to his fingers. ’Twon’t
come again in a lifetime.”
“Probably not,” said Onslow. He lay back in
his chair with linked fingers behind his head.
“Look here, Kettle, if you want to shoot me,
pull out your gun and get it over. Then you and
Sullivan can run the cargo where you please, and
share it how you like. But that’s the only way
you’ll make me consent to your taking what’s beyond
your due. Shelf trusted me, and, by Jove,
I’m going to act fairly by Shelf if he were a ten
times bigger thief than I know him to be already.
Now then, jump quick; let’s have it over.”
They were in the chart-house. Captain Kettle
puckered his head for a minute’s thought, and
then, getting up, shut and locked the starboard
door. He took that key, and the key also
of the other door, which gave upon the head of
the companion-way, and handed them both to
Onslow.
“Now, sir,” said he, “you lock me and the
donkeyman in here, and go and do as you like.
But I advise you to take your infernal gold somewhere
out of this ship, because as sure as it’s there
when I next come out of this room, so sure do I
go and loot it. That’s my bunk there, bang
above the place where it’s stowed, and I’ve sat
on top of those sovereigns like a hen every watch
below I’ve had this voyage, and heard ’em
chinkle, and wondered what they’d hatch out into.
You perhaps, understand what I mean?”
Onslow nodded.
“Then take the synch from me, sir, and cart
your boxes away as quick as you can. Poor men
like me shouldn’t have big temptations. It isn’t
healthy—for their neighbors. No, by James!
Here, get out of this, Mr. Onslow, or I shall be doing
you a violence yet; and mind you lock the door.
Donkey-man, you hound, there’s whisky in that
bottom locker. Take the clean glass yourself, and
give me the dirty one.”
Onslow read the little man’s mind to a comma,
and bowed gravely without speaking. Then he
did as he was bidden with the door and key, and
went below, and began the Herculean task of
bringing up the iron-bound specie boxes one by
one out of the cabin where they had ridden from
the Mersey dock. He placed them in the port
quarter boat, which he had lowered from its
davits flush with the bridge deck rail; and when
she was loaded he put the boat into the river.
He rowed her far up stream, past bights and
bayous, till he found a narrow canal leading off
the main river through mangrove clumps, and
held on up that till the boat reached a great
round vat of black water, walled all around with
solemn cypress-trees, and roofed to darkness by
their fringing branches.
One by one the boxes were raised on the gunwale
and launched with a sullen plunge; and it
seemed an age before the foul-smelling bubbles
came up to tell that they had sounded bottom.
And then away back for another load. And then
for a third. The inky water closed over all, and
not so much as a splinter from one of the boxes
floated on the surface.
Small fear of any one raiding that cache, Onslow
thought; and two days later, with a clear mind,
he was cabling “Right” to Theodore Shelf from
the Eastern Union Telegraph Company’s Office
in the hotel hall at Point Sebastian.
Now, modern science enables us to cry a message
by wire round half the earth at breakfast
time, and have an answer returned to us before
the gong sounds for luncheon; and it was in
anticipation of a quick exchange of news like this
that Onslow had come to the nearest outpost of
civilization.
He had hidden his £500,000 of gold, released
the two men in the chart-house, with instructions
that when they felt inclined (or sufficiently recovered)
for work they should, with the negroes’
help, set about transforming the steamer’s appearance;
and afterwards had made his way, partly
overland by an Indian’s path he knew of, partly
in dug-out through lagoon and bayou, to Point
Sebastian. It was an entire surprise to him to
meet Miss Kildare there. But this time it was no
special shock. That early morning glimpse of
her in the schooner had warned him of her neighborhood.
He got a return message to his cable it is true;
but not before noon on the following day. It
said “Take no steps: am writing,” and seemed to
hint at a change of plan.
In another place he might have resented the
delay. At least eleven days must pass, and probably
more, before a letter could reach him; and
all the while he would be condemned to inaction
and anxiety. But, as it was, he read Mr. Theodore
Shelf’s reply cablegram with a frown, which
was quite evanescent, and felt a mild satisfaction
in the respite. In the afternoon he took out Miss
Kildare to fish for tarpon.
By one of those singular chances which occur
every century or so, a tarpon they did actually
catch on that first day of fishing, a thirty pound
monster, with glittering silver scales on him as
big as dollars, who gave three hours’ frantic fight
before he turned his belly to the skies, and submitted
to traveling beachwards in the boat.
“We got him between us,” said Miss Kildare.
“That’s my first, and I’ve tried for him times out
of number.”
“My first also, and I’ve tarpon-fished for weeks.”
“We seem to bring one another luck.”
“It’s an undoubted fact, Elsie, we do.”
The deduction seemed to give rise to thoughts
in each of them, and they let their eyes rove
vaguely over the blue Gulf waters for the next
few minutes without speaking, whilst the boat
rode gently over the windless swells which
slid in through the outlying keys. A porpoise
surged past them, coughing as he chased a shoal
of mullet; and, overhead, a string of purple and
yellow cranes screamed wearily as they flapped
home to the Everglades after a day’s hard fishing
on a growing reef.
“They’ve all got to make their living,” said
Onslow.
“Who?” asked the girl.
“I was thinking of those animals in the water
and in the air, and, by analogy, the rest of the animal
world. We all of us prey on something else,
down to the ass who eats grass; or else we die.”
“That’s a very sage remark, Pat. Have you
been reading Schopenhauer lately, or is your
bank account unhealthy?”
Onslow laughed. “Was it pessimistic? I’m
not given that way as a general thing. It’s so
much pleasanter, for one’s self and everybody
else, to look at matters from the cheerful point of
view. But I was thinking at the time that if I’d
been well off, and if other things had not happened
as they did, my life would have been written
very differently.”
“You mean you might have been her Majesty’s
Ambassador to the Court of Timbuctoo?”
“Or something in that line, possibly—yes.”
“Mabel,” said the girl, “is free now.”
Onslow nodded dreamily, and once more
let his gaze roam out across the waters. The
boat rode uncared for over the gentle oily swells,
and the sound of the surf crumbling on the distant
keys fell on his ears, and droned to him a lingering
tale of might-have-been. Mabel was free! The
woman who had once promised to be his wife—the
woman whose memory had driven him from
pillar to post across the world through all those
long, wild years, because his abiding love for her
was too great a torment to be borne when he
rested for a breathing space in one spot, and had
time for thought. The woman who had, by
pressure, been made to marry another man, whom
neither on her wedding day nor at any after time
did she ever love, was free again. Mabel Duvernay
now, and Mabel Kildare no longer; but Mabel
still, and free.
CHAPTER XXI. THE CYCLONE.
A shining-faced negro waiter came up in
answer to the bell, and brought tumblers of tinkling
ice and water. Both Onslow and Miss Kildare
drank thirstily, and then lay back again in
their cane chairs, panting. The close heat was
something terrible. There was not a breath of
either sea breeze or land breeze, and the electric
fan which whirred on the table behind them did
little more than send a blast of sickly warmth.
Down the long line of the piazza were the rest of
the people in the hotel, the men cursing and mopping
their faces, the women with closed eyes fanning
themselves languidly. And, overhead, the
shingles of the roof crackled and rustled in the
baking air as though they were alive.
Night came, and the bell clashed out its summons
to dinner, but no one went in. The wooden
sides of the hotel, baked through and through by
a month of tropical sun, had made the rooms unendurable.
So they stayed where they were, in
the hot, oppressive dark, and blinked at the white
summer lightning which splashed the violet heavens
in front of them. In heavy panting beats
the night seemed to close down upon them and
pen them in, so that it was a labor to breathe.
“I can’t stand this,” said Miss Kildare at last.
“You’ve got to,” replied Onslow, wearily, “unless
you choose to go down the beach and sit in
the water with your clothes on.”
“That would be some relief, although the water
is as hot as tea. But I shan’t do that. I shall
walk out along the pier over the sea. One may
faint half way, and tumble over and get drowned;
but anyway that’s better than staying here and
being cooked slowly.”
They got up together, and strolled wearily over
the loose white sand, and then more crisply over
the worn decking of the pier. Between the lightning
flashes, the darkness above them was the
darkness of a cave; but faint, phosphorescent
fringes showed out amongst the piles beneath, and
these guided them from walking over the edge
of the planks.
“You shouldn’t stay down here this weather,”
Onslow said, as they paced down the narrow platform,
with fingers intertwined. “You’ll lose your
color and your beauty if you do, and get thin and
sallow like Mrs. Van Liew.”
No reply came, and Onslow said nothing more,
but walked on thinking.
“You’ve been here now nine whole days, Pat,”
the girl said, breaking silence for the second time,
when they were half a mile from the shore.
“It can’t be. Yes, you’re right. Nine days!
Time has gone quickly. What have we been doing
all the time? Fishing once or twice, and a
picnic to that Mound-Builder’s place down the
canal; and I believe that’s all. We’ve just talked,
and sometimes not even talked. You and I, little
girl, know one another well enough to be companionable
without always chatting. You see, we’ve
always known one another. But still, nine solid
days! I’d no idea till you spoke how long it was
in actual point of time. It’s been very restful.”
“You seem to have found it so. You’ve stayed
all the time close about here. Do you know you
have not once gone so much as a dozen miles
from Point Sebastian.”
Mrs. Duvernay’s place was fifteen miles away.
Onslow saw the point.
“No,” he said. “I haven’t found time. You
and I have had so much to tell one another, Elsie.”
“We always have been very good friends,”
said the girl, and was going to add something else
when her words were drowned by a furious crash
of thunder.
There had been no working up to it. The summer
lightning was noiseless, and there had not
been so much as a mutter of thunder all the day.
The great bellow of noise had come in an instant
without a rustle of warning.
“That’s close overhead,” Onslow remarked,
“and something else will follow. If it’s rain, we
shall have a deluge falling in ropes, but I fancy
we’re in for something different. We had better
turn back, Elsie.”
“In view of this heat, a wetting would be a
distinct luxury; but I think, as you say, there is
something else coming besides. Oh, Pat, here it
is. Run, or we shall be caught.”
The storm gave but one weird moan, a rustle
and a shriek from over the treetops, and then was
upon them. In a minute it was blowing with a
hurricane force which no human being could stand
against.
The wind plucked the feet from under them,
and they fell to the decking of the pier, gripping
with their fingers in the gaps between the planks.
A storm of sand and leaves and twigs beat against
their heads. The crazy tressle-work of the pier
buckled and swung beneath their bodies.
“We must get shorewards,” Onslow yelled in
his companion’s ear; “this jam-crack thing will
go by the board directly.”
“Right, oh,” came back the response cheerily
enough, and together they began to warp themselves
towards the beach and the wind, plank at
a time. The girl was strong, and accustomed to
using her muscles; but skirts are a poor rig to
play caterpillar in, and her progress was slow
even with Onslow’s help. When they had gained
a score of yards, she bade him leave her to make
the best of his own way. “I shall get along all
right,” she cried. “Go and tell them I’m coming.”
“Naturally I should,” he shouted back with a
laugh. “Here, let me link my arm inside yours.
That’s right. Now we’ll ferry along at twice the
pace.”
But they did not get much further. A minute
afterwards, to the kick of a harder squall, the
gray old pier tottered and clattered and crunched,
and the wind was filled with flying boards, and
Onslow found himself with one arm clutching the
weed-clad stump of a pile, and the other wrapped
round Elsie Kildare.
“Hurt?” he shouted anxiously.
“Not a bit. Sound as a bell. You?”
“All right.”
“But where’s the water? There should be six
feet here, and I can feel none.”
“Blown away to sea. We may thank God the
wind is not on-shore, or we’d have been drowned,
as hundreds of other poor wretches are this moment.
Ah! That’s a shave.”
A lightning flash showed them a huge tree
plucked from its roots, and blowing past them,
squirming and crashing about like a live mad
thing. Then a heavy squared roof-beam hit their
jagged pile, and missed Onslow’s arm by a nail’s
breadth.
“The hotel’s going down,” he shouted. “The
air will be full of this stuff in a minute, and if we
try to move we shall be brained before we’ve got a
yard. Crouch down, dear, at the bottom of the
post.”
“You too?”
“No, there isn’t room.”
“Then I shall stand.”
She dragged at his sleeve and pulled him to her
side. “Stay by me here, Pat. You might get
swept away, and I couldn’t bear that.”
“Of course, I’ll stay by you, dear. I’ll never
go till you turn me away.” He took new grip
with his arms, pinning her between his breast and
the weed-ragged leg of the pile. “Elsie, I want
to tell you something. You know I’ve always
liked you as a friend; but now it has come to
more than that. Much more. Love, darling.
Once my mind was full of another woman, and I
thought I could never care for any one else as I
cared for her. But that was years since—thousands
of years it seems now—and, Elsie, I’ve—I’ve—forgotten
her. She is only a name to me;
and your sister. Dear, if we get away from this,
do you think you could like me, too, a little more
than an ordinary friend?”
She put her lips to his ear. “Do you think we
shall come out of it alive, Pat? Tell me honestly.”
“I hope so.”
“Honestly, Pat.”
“I’m afraid, darling, it’s a poor chance.”
Her soft, wet cheek nestled against him, and
strands of her hair intertwined themselves with
his. “Pat,” she said, “you never knew, but I
loved you all along from the first.”
Then, for the first time during many years,
Patrick Onslow knew what it was to fear death.
Before-time life had held many torments for him,
and if lead or water or steel chose to show him
the Great Secret, he did not very much care.
Now it was all different. He lusted to live with
a fierceness which almost drove him mad.
“You are trembling,” the girl said anxiously.
“I know I am. You have made me a rank
coward, dear.”
She understood him, and kissed his mouth;
but no other words passed between them.
The cyclone blew on, bellowing and tearing,
and the fiends’ fingers of the wind did mischief
beyond all reckoning. Timber which had
stood hundreds of years, ceibas and cypresses,
live oaks and pines, sprawled down amongst the
tangled undergrowth, mere masses of splintered
matchwood. The mangrove thickets were clogged
with stones, with grasses, with gray tangles of
Spanish moss. Lakes were licked from their beds
and spirted far over the creaming waters of the
Gulf. The land birds were driven like helpless
spume-flakes far away to sea, and choked with the
gale before they were flung breathless from its
clutches. The palmetto-shucks of the humbler
coast-dwellers vanished in dust. The frame
houses of the better-to-do burst at all their
angles, and spread like platforms upon the
ground.
And meanwhile the great straggling, wooden
hotel on Point Sebastian dissolved away like a
sandbank in a flooded estuary. First the heat-twisted
shingles had been stripped off, flying away
into the wind like some strange dark fowl sent as
avant-couriers of more fearsome things to come.
Then weather-boards followed, singly and in
coveys; then gable-ends and joists and rafters;
all floating and pitching in the air as though the
wind had the density of a tossing ocean stream.
Chairs and wooden bedsteads, clothes blown out
into grotesque shapes, as though the freakish
spirits of the storm had donned them, the scantling
of the long piazzas, and still more boards,
whirred out into the night and vanished for ever
down the track of the cyclone. And in the thick
of this devil’s bombardment crouched men and
women, and other things, shapeless and horrible,
which had been men and women once. The tale
of the dead grew with awful pace that night.
Once there was a slight lull in the blast of the
gale, and the driven-out waters of the shore began
to return, and swirled knee-high about the
two who were taking refuge at the foot of the
pile.
“Come,” said Onslow, taking the girl by the
hand, “we must run for it.” And he led the way
beachwards, blundering through piled up mounds
of wreckage, whilst the stinging spindrift swirled
around their heads and bit them upon the face
like whips. But a flying missile from out of the
inky blackness struck him on the curve of the
temple before he had gone with her twenty yards,
and the grip of his fingers loosened, and he swayed
and fell without a word. The girl threw herself
on his body, wailing that he was killed and that she
too would stay there and die; but a wild hope
seized her that he might be only stunned, and she
took his body in her arms, and half dragging,
half carrying, began to go with him once more
by tedious inches towards the beach.
Then the cyclone burst out afresh with all the
torrent of its fury, and to move or even stand
against the wind was a thing impossible. The
girl and her burden were flung heavily to the
ground, and a mass of driving wreckage slid above
them and pressed them down. “Oh, Pat, Pat,”
she cried, “I did so want to live with you, and
now we must both die here.”
Three terrible hours more they spent there, the
girl expecting violent death to fall on her every
next second, the man in her arms gradually returning
to consciousness. And then, like an organ
whose wind-chamber has emptied itself, the cyclone
suddenly dropped its voice. It had arisen in
a minute to the full of its strength, and in a
single minute it lulled to a breathless calm, leaving
the air scoured and sweet, and the land a
tangled desert. The sea alone remembered its
lashing actively, and fumed in a swell of sullen
majesty in its deeper parts, and sent its angry
waters back in rippling surf on to those shallow
western beaches from which it had been so ruthlessly
evicted.
It was from this last returning tidal wave that
the final danger came, but the two under that pile
of wreckage managed to slip from beneath the
wood when the waters loosened it, and run in the
breaking dawn to the higher ground beyond.
They were bruised, both of them, and Onslow
was bleeding from a jagged cut on the head; but
after all, their hurts were trifling compared with
what they might have been. Three thousand
people died in that night’s work amongst the
Southern States; and the air was torn with the
moan of those who were left, lamenting as they
sought their dead.
That day all who could lift a pair of hands had
work to do, and the next, and the next; but on
the fourth day from the cyclone, when the fallen
had been buried and the quick housed, Onslow
managed for the first time to get a word en tête-à-tête
with this woman who had said she loved him
and had promised to be his wife. He had conned
the matter over in his mind, and after heavy argument
had decided not to hold any of his affairs
secret from her; this of course having particular
reference to the one affair by which he hoped to
make a competence. He had visions of difficulties
with her over it, but he began his confidence artfully.
“Elsie,” he said, “I came here to Florida on
business.”
“Then,” replied Miss Kildare, “I’d like to give
business a knob of sugar to eat and flowers to
wear on his headstall. What color was business?
White?”
“Black, distinctly black, but valuable. In
figures, slightly more than a quarter of a million
in English money ought to come to me for my
share out of him; or rather, as it now is, our
share; yours and mine, dear.”
“Oh, you duck, Pat! You don’t mean to say
I’m to marry a rich man? Wherever did you
steal the money from? Speculation?”
“Speculation of sorts, though steal describes it
better. It’s there, and that’s the main thing.”
“Money in the pocket is better than ten plans
to get it there any day. Pat, we’ll have a big
steam yacht, and when we get sick of London
we’ll go and see all the rest of the world. But
you of all people to become a successful speculator!
Tell me, what have you been making your
corner in? Nothing unclean I hope, like short
ribs of pork?”
“Gold, if that will suit your ladyship.”
“Oh, this is delightful. You’ve been trading
on American necessities. Tell me all about it.
I think I can follow. One hears so much about
the silver question, that one can’t help understanding
it a little.”
So, with a pardonable couleur de rose, wherever
tinting was available, Onslow told the story of his
finding the channel into the Everglades, his compact
with Shelf, the hazardous voyage of the S. S.Port Edes, and the subsequent disposal of the
specie. The girl listened to the tale with close
attention and unmoved face. Even the account
of the mutiny and the gruesome encounter between
Nutt and his friend failed to call up comment,
because in domestic Florida a little dashing
homicide is such a very common occurrence.
But when Patrick Onslow had finished his say and
looked to her for approval, he only got a grave
and decisive shake of the auburn head.
“Well, dear,” he asked at last, made very anxious
by her silence.
“No, Pat,” she said quietly, “I can’t share in a
fortune which has been laid up that way. Heaven
knows, I’m not squeamish. Hearing what I do
out here about Trusts and Corners and Syndicates,
and seeing what I can’t help seeing of the
way the people around make their living, and still
evade the law and retain respect, my notions of
morality are very easy and slack. But——”
“But I have gone too far?”
She bowed her face gravely.
“And so,” he said bitterly, “after all that I
have gone through, and all I’ve done, you want
me to give this fortune up. My God, Elsie, you
know what a hateful thing poverty is as well as I
do. Think what this money would buy. Love
for one another we have already, and we can get
besides every pleasure the heart can wish for. I
know as well as you do that it was dirtily earned,
and I hated the work of getting it, and I’ll never
dabble in anything so foul again. My instincts
bid me live as an upright gentleman, and with the
proper income I could do that, and forget I was
ever anything else. When I cease to be poor, I
cease to be in the way of temptation. Don’t you
see? And, besides, there is no chance of being
found out. The money is supposed to be blotted
out of existence, and it’s there now in the ’Glades
as a private mine to dig at as we choose. Besides,
I’m bound in honor to go on after getting thus
far. It isn’t as if I were working for my own hand
alone. Shelf’s my partner, and I can’t neglect
Shelf’s interests for a sentiment.”
“Mr. Shelf may do as he chooses, Pat; you
yourself may do as you choose, dear; but I can’t
alter what I’ve said. I love money, Heaven
knows, but I couldn’t use money of that sort.
You might forget how it came: I couldn’t. I
can’t forget some things. I’ve a terrible memory
when I don’t want it to act. I tried to forget
you, Pat, ever since you left us in England till the
day I saw you here, but I couldn’t. I used to
pray for forgetfulness all those years, and it
wouldn’t come; and if I were to marry you now,
dear, with that money, I should always remember,
just in the same way.”
“What is the use of carrying thumbscrews in
your pocket?” he asked half angrily.
She smiled a little pained smile. “Can’t help
it, Pat. I suppose it’s the way I’m built. But
I’m only telling you facts.”
“I thought,” he said brusquely, “you wanted
to go back into society, and have a steam yacht;
and do things comfortably. Now, without this
quarter of a million which is lying ready to be
picked up, you have two hundred a year, and I
have three, which make five hundred pounds in
all. I might point out to you that one can’t do
much continuous splashing amongst smart people
on that, in London or anywhere else. Unless, of
course, you married some one else.”
She flushed painfully. “Oh, Pat,” she said,
“I don’t think I deserved that from you.”
He dropped his arms round her and drew her
to him tenderly. “No, dear, you didn’t. I was
a brute. But it’s hard for a man to speak soberly
when he’s just had all his plans smashed to the
smallest kind of fragments, and stamped upon by
the only person in the world whose opinion he
cares a rap about. Of course I know all this
business was a theft, a piece of piracy pure and
simple. But circumstances elbowed one into it,
and I bowed my head to them. Circumstances—you,
that is, and you entirely—now drag me out
of it, and I’m going to bow again, and say
‘Kismet.’ Only I wonder what will become of
the money. I swear Shelf shan’t have the whole
half million and the steamer too. But I don’t
see how we are to give my share back to the
rightful owners. One can’t very well draw a
cheque on the Everglades, and send it to them
anonymously by post.”
CHAPTER XXII. MR. SHELF’S LITTLE SURPRISE.
Mr. Theodore Shelf had reached the end
of his tether, and, like a shrewd business man, he
knew it. There is a certain mad excitement in
standing on a high ledge of an iceberg when the
steps which you have clambered up by have
splintered away, and the hundred-foot cliffs above
are threatening every instant to descend in crashing
avalanche. You know you have to jump
into the cold green waters below, or be crushed
out of existence; and lingering to the very last
second is not without its fierce pleasures. The
dive is chilly; the waters beneath unknown;
final escape most hazardous. But it is not these
things which make you loiter; it is the nearness
of the crash behind; and that is fascinating beyond
all words.
Mr. Shelf was in a similar position. He knew
that his commercial ledge was growing more and
more dangerous every minute, by reason of the
Law of the Land which loomed above, and yet
for the life of him he could not tear himself away.
He had waiting for him that snug estançia on the
banks of the Rio Paraguay which he had time-before
made ready against a possible cataclysm;
but it was left to wait. The excitement of lingering
on in London was meat and drink to him.
His daring would be spoken about afterwards;
and though, it is true, he might not be blessed,
still he would not be forgotten.
That last was, perhaps, the chief reason which
made him stay on. The vanity of the man was
colossal. He had been tickled by the improving
young men, he had been tickled in his tabernacle,
he had been tickled by a parliamentary constituency;
but these did not glut him. He
wanted more, far more; and if he could not distinguish
himself in the way his wife had hoped,
he would at last be famous in his fall. If only
he could have stayed on three days more and
seen his baronetcy gazetted in the birthday list,
he could then have made the most sensational
exit on record. But even debarred of this—for
he could not avert the crash by even those three
short days—he did not intend to depart without
his special ruffle of Society drums.
He had a scheme, too, in his waiting, of taking
a vengeance on this same wife who had made it
necessary for him to fall at all. Without her wild
extravagance he would have been able to weather
the commercial depression which had weighed
him down; but she had scoffed at warnings, and
increased the muster-roll of her guests, and fed
them on bank-notes. What this scheme was he
confided to no one but George, and George did
not split. George hated Mrs. Shelf to the extent
of showing ivory whenever she was near him.
“George,” said Mr. Shelf, at the conclusion of
one of these grim confidences, “I shall be a lonely
man. You must come out there with me.”
And George poked a cold black nose into Mr.
Shelf’s hand, and said that he should be vastly
disappointed if he was left behind.
Now Mr. Theodore Shelf intended to have his
vengeance on the night of a ball which his wife
was going to give, and which for sheer gorgeousness
and distinguished assembly was to rival by
far all her previous efforts; and he was quite satisfied
in his own mind that the action would be
entirely justifiable. Still he was a man not without
natural affections. He was extremely fond
of his ward, Amy Rivers, even though, through
the hard commercial shrewdness of Hamilton
Fairfax, he had been obliged to refund her fortune
which he had laid hands upon, and so bring
nearer the day of his own ruin. Many men would
have visited their natural annoyance on the girl,
but Shelf did not. Indeed, he was only known
to be disagreeable to her once, and that once was
the last time he and she had speech together; and
what he said then was entirely to her interest and
without any profit to himself. It was on the
morning of the great ball, and he called her to him
in his room, and asked if Fairfax would be there
that evening.
“Of course,” she said. “Why?”
“After what has passed between us?”
“You mean in the City?”
“I do, my dear. Mr. Fairfax has displeased
me much. First of all, he resigned from the directorate
of my new company, the ‘Brothers
Steamship Association,’ on which I had placed
him, a very flattering position for so young a man;
and then he caused me deep sorrow in doubting
the pureness of my motives in floating the company
at all. I am long-suffering, Amy, and because
it is my duty to bear with the hasty, I do
so as much as possible. But Mr. Fairfax over-stepped
the mark. Such a spirit as his would
cause dissension amongst our simple-minded
workers, and I felt it due to them that he should
no longer be at their side.”
“So you gave him the—well, the sack. Of
course, I know.”
“Perhaps,” said Mr. Shelf, with a smile of pain,
“he will be able to obtain employment elsewhere,
or, being a young man of means, he may choose
to set up in business for himself; but I fear, my
dear, that he will miss many of the Christian influences
which so elevate and purify the dependents
of Marmaduke Rivers and Shelf.”
Miss Rivers shrugged her shoulders. “Isn’t
this,” she said, “to do with the City and not Park
Lane? As Mrs. Shelf says, we’re ordinary society
heathens when we’re here, and as she sent Hamilton
his card, I don’t see that it matters. It’s
Mrs. Shelf’s ‘At Home.’”
“And not mine, Amy? You are right in the
word, my dear, but not in the spirit. As a Christian,
of course I have already forgiven the wrong
Mr. Fairfax has done me in doubting the pureness
of my motives. But this humble roof is mine,
Amy, and it would grieve me to receive under it
any one with whom I am not on terms of brotherly
amity. But perhaps you can assure me, my dear,
that Mr. Fairfax has already repented him of his
hasty and unjust words.”
“No, that,” said Miss Rivers, “I’m sure he
hasn’t.”
“Then,” replied Mr. Theodore Shelf, with a
sorrowful firmness, “I cannot receive him. I
couldn’t do it.”
“I suppose you know,” the girl retorted
sharply, “that if Hamilton does not come here to-night,
I shan’t either.”
“You are my ward.”
“I may be. But you’ve never tyrannized over
me, and you are not going to begin now. I tell
you flatly that if it’s no Hamilton, it’s going to
be no me. I shall go to Hampstead to stay
with my cousin.”
“I cannot give way in this, Amy. My conscience
will not permit me.”
“Very well. May I have the carriage, or must
I order a hansom?”
“My dear child, I can refuse you nothing in
reason. The brougham is now, as it always has
been, entirely at your disposal.”
Miss Rivers left the room, and Mr. Shelf
scrubbed his dog’s ragged head. “She’s angry
with me now, George,” he said, with a fat, satisfied
smile, “but I think she’ll change her mind
afterwards. She’s a clever girl, and she’ll see. So
will that young beggar Fairfax, confound him!”
Then Mr. Shelf put George on a comfortable
chair, and turned to his table. He had, as may
be imagined, a good deal of writing to get through,
and a considerable deal of burning; and the work
took him till very late. Then he dressed, slipped
out for dinner, and returned by eleven o’clock, to
stand behind his wife, and watch her as she received
her guests, and share with her the warm
congratulations on their coming accession to title.
He thought he had never seen the woman look so
handsome or so queenly, and once or twice he
half regretted the blow which he was going to
bring down upon her. But then his eyes would
fall on the walls of the room, and the silver lamps,
and the flowers; and the items of that gorgeous
display would go into his soul, and wither up any
morsel of compassion which might have been
there.
“A man’s impelling motive is not always under
his own hat,” he overheard some one saying as
they passed him, and he applied the words to
himself; and when he remembered the ruthless
extravagance which no words or entreaties of his
own could stay, and which alone (so he believed)
had forced him into knavery, he felt that social
death was a poor requital to the woman who had
worked his ruin. A knife was more her due.
And yet, and yet, she was such a monstrous fine
woman, and so thoroughly clever in the rôle she
had set herself to play.
It certainly was a gorgeous assembly. Not
made up exclusively of the very best people perhaps,
though many of them were there; but it
looked wealth unspeakable. Men in evening dress
cannot show this; if they fail to appear like
waiters, that is the utmost they can expect.
But the women! They carried it on their shoulders
and backs, as they have done since the beginning
of time. Their dresses were a dream of
cost and loveliness, their jewelery a chain of rainbows.
“Oh, Lord,” said one young man with predatory
instincts, who propped a wall, “why aren’t
I a practising bushranger just now? There’s
some of the finest diamonds in all the world here
to-night, and two Johnnies with pistols could
stick up the whole house. Why’s England such
a beastly safe place? If there was a hard, wooden
chair anywhere here to sit on and think, I believe
I’d turn anarchist on the spot.”
“Don’t reduce the crowd to L. S. D.,” said a
fellow prop. “It spoils the poetry of the thing.
Now, I find them good enough to look at.”
“Never said they weren’t,” rejoined the other.
“Only thing is they aren’t mine. Now, I could
do very well with the lot of them.”
“This isn’t Turkey,” said his friend, reprovingly.
“Oh, not the women. I’ve got one wife, and
she’s enough for me. But I’d like the dresses
and the diamonds. I’d sell ’em second-hand to
the Jews, and riot on the proceeds. Talking
of sales, come and find some burgundy cup.”
They went away from the ballroom, passing
down the broad, shallow stairway, and were
going to cross the hall, when a man stopped
them and told them the way was closed.
“What’s the matter? Has there been an accident?”
“Well, perhaps it might be an accident, sir.
’Tisn’t for me to say.”
“Who the devil are you, anyway?”
“A member of the metropolitan police force,
sir; a plain-clothes man, at your service. Stand
back, sir, I say. You can’t come down here. The
police are searching the lower part of the house.”
“My aunt! Has there been a burglary?”
“They are looking for Mr. Shelf,” said the
policeman, shortly. “There’s a warrant out
against him for embezzlement. But that needn’t
affect you gentlemen and ladies up-stairs. You
can go on with your dancing.”
The two guests looked at one another, and
broke into a strained laugh. Then they calmed
their faces again, and went back up the stair.
“And I was envying that man a minute ago,”
said one of them. “Well, ‘all flesh is but grass,’
as the poor beggar would say himself. Shows
how little you can gauge a man’s finances from
seeing what he spends. I say, bet you a fiver
my wife goes to the trial. She knows a judge.”
The music stopped at the end of a polka, and
the gabble of talk burst promptly out with a
clatter, and was carried about all over the house.
But by degrees it hushed, and in its place grew
the rustle of whispers. The scandal microbe
travels quicker than his cousin of cholera. Curious
glances were cast over the banisters by men and
women, who half hoped, half feared to see their
host led away in custody.
Some were sorry; some were shocked; a few
were grimly glad. The band broke out into
“El Dorado;” and, being the best band in
London, it played it so that the very chairs tried
to jig about and dance of their own accord.
But no leather sole kissed the glistening parquet
of the ballroom. The only things that moved
there were the music-players, and a tatter of tulle
which whirled about to the gale of the cornet.
The guests in that house were running from it as
though the black plague had broken out. The
police had withdrawn their cordon from the
bottom of the staircase, and were leaving the
spot, as the careful Mr. Shelf had done some
short time earlier.
Mrs. Theodore Shelf stood like a woman
mazed. She could not change color, for happily
that was fixed, according to the canons of the
day; but she posed herself erectly behind a
chair in the drawing-room, and gripped with her
gloved hands upon the back, till muscles arose
in her plump white arms which had never shown
there before. Through the doorless doorway
she saw an unbroken stream of her guests, cloaked
and shawled, making their way to the head of
the stair. Most kept their looks studiously before
them; and of the few who cast her a glance,
half-scared, half-curious, few added the smallest
ghost of a bow.
Of all that wondrous crowd, no women at all,
and two men only, came up to her before they
went. One said, “Good night, Mrs. Shelf.”
The other said, “Good night, Laura; I’m very
sorry.”
Then these followed the rest; and, when all
had gone, a white-faced servant came up and
told her what had happened. The police had
been quick with their search, but the man they
wanted had been quicker. He had left the house
ten minutes before they arrived.
“Is that all?”
“That is all, madame.”
“Very well,” said Mrs. Shelf. “I shall not
want you any more to-night. Lock up, and
then you may all go to bed.”
Then, picking up her fan, she walked leisurely
out of the drawing-room, and went to her own
boudoir.
That Mr. Theodore Shelf had made his own
exit and brought about his wife’s social downfall
most dramatically, even the worst-hit of his
victims could not but admit. The police, with
exquisite trouble, had traced him to Paddington
Station, and found that he had taken a first-class
ticket to Liverpool; and, after using the wires,
they returned to bed with the firm conviction
that their seaport associates would meet the
gentleman at Lime Street. Of course they
could not possibly guess that he and a wire-haired
fox-terrier dog had changed their route to Monmouthshire,
and had arrived in Newport in ample
time to go on board one of the Oceanic Steam
Transport Company’s boats, which had just
finished coaling there.
The police and the victims said a good many
things when they learnt the simple means by
which Mr. Shelf had escaped, and they confidently
expected never to see him again in this
world, and hoped to miss him in the next.
Of all creation, the newspaper proprietors
alone blessed the man, in that he had sent up
their circulation with a bounce and a bound. But
even they did not show due gratitude. They
dissected his doings with all the cruelty that ink
is capable of, and made derisive comments on
his Christian name. They found no excuse for
him; no tittle of good in all his prodigious enterprises.
They painted him black all over,
inside and out, and Great Britain set back its
shoulders and howled with upright wrath over
the picture. They published chartered accountants’
certificates of their sales, and sold their
journals to companies on the strength of the
figures, and thanked Heaven in print that they
had never gone so low as to receive benefit from
Theodore Shelf. It was only in private that
they rubbed their hands complacently, and spoke
of him as a journalist’s gold-mine. Perhaps this
may not strike one as entirely fair; but it was
eminently business-like; and, as a commercial
man himself, Mr. Shelf should have been the last
to condemn it. He did though, for all that.
Indeed, circumstances combined to modify his
views on many matters after his exit from polite
society.
CHAPTER XXIII. DECISIONS.
When Onslow arrived back at the Port Edes
from Point Sebastian he found Captain Kettle
sitting in the chart-house, with a pen gripped
between his teeth and a rhyming dictionary in
his hands surrendering its reluctant treasures. On
the mahogany desk in front of him was a sheet
of much-corrected manuscript, with a capital letter
at the commencement of every line; and
beyond, in a jam-pot, was a bunch of waxen-leaved
magnolia flowers, with two coral-pink
magnolia cones, set around with a frill of sheeny
leaves.
Captain Owen Kettle was composing a sonnet
on the magnolia, and dogged work was trying to
finish what a one-line inspiration had begun. The
two gaunt mosquitoes, who had slipped into the
room when the wire-gauze door was shut, grew
visibly fatter without danger to life or wing. In
his fine creative frenzy Captain Kettle never felt
their touch.
“Hallo, Kettle! Got back at last, you see,
and a horrible time I’ve had of it.”
“Than Popish saint more holier,” wrote the
little man, reading the words as they sprawled
across the paper. “And now I want to get in
something about the smell. ‘Angel-breathed’ is
the thing, only it don’t seem to lay up handily
with the rest. Angels are certain to have good
breath, and these flowers smell as nutty as anything
I’ve tried. Just take a niff at them yourself.
Well, Mr. Onslow, here you are again, and
I haven’t said I’m glad to see you. But I am.
It’s as good as meat to me to put eyes on you
and hear what’s to be doing next. I tell you, it’s
been pretty dull work with the donkeyman off all
day bird-shooting, and me as ship’s husband sitting
here on my own tail. I fancy you’d be a bit
astonished at walking on board here same as you
would into a house without having to hail a
boat.”
“A little; not much. I was prepared for anything
after what I saw between Point Sebastian
and this.”
“I fancy they’ll have to bring out new geography
books about this part of Florida. I never
saw such a place. Why, sir, the blessed ground
fairly got up and walked during that blow. I
don’t think the steamer shifted much; canted a
bit to leeward maybe, but didn’t budge out of
her keel-groove; but it was the shores that
fetched weigh. When once they broke moorings,
the trees set back their shoulders and sheeted
home, and great islands bore down on us like
ships. The lightning burnt flares all the time,
and I watched through the chart-house ports
because no one could stand on deck outside. I’m
not a frightened man, Mr. Onslow, or a superstitious,
but I thought that night was too hard
for a cyclone. I tell you, sir, and you may laugh
if you like, I reckoned it up that Judgment Day
had come, and I got the Prayer-book and read
myself the Burial Service clean through, sea bits
and all, so as to fetch whatever happened, land
or water. I haven’t led a bad life, Mr. Onslow;
pretty religious ashore, and never sparing myself
trouble, in hazing a crew so as to carry out owner’s
business at sea; and when I’d said that Burial
Service, I felt I’d done all that could be expected.
There was only one thing,” the little man added
plaintively. “I wished I’d a new-washed jacket
aboard. The one I’d on was that smeared and
crumpled I should have felt shame to appear in
it.”
“Well, I’m glad you weren’t hurt,” said Onslow.
“It was a terrible night for any one in this
area.”
“I came through it, Mr. Onslow, without so
much as a finger-nail broken. So did the donkeyman.
He came up here and asked if I wanted
him when the blow began, and when I told him
‘No’ he went to his own room and turned in and
slept till it was over. But the niggers didn’t.
When the steamer began to list they got scared;
thought she’d turn bilge uppermost, I suppose;
and bolted down to their fishbox of a sloop which
lay alongside. Of course, when the shores slipped
their moorings and bore down on her, the sloop
had to give; and she and the niggers are buried
somewhere yonder to starboard, but where I don’t
know. I’ve looked, but there isn’t so much as a
spar, there isn’t so much as a whiff of circus to
put a label on the spot. I’ve had mighty little
to do latterly, and I might have struck up some
sort of a sign-board to ’em, niggers though they
were, if I could have fixed the place to an acre;
but when a grave-head gets bigger than that you
may be writing ‘here lyeth’ in more senses than
one. So I left them quiet. Of course, with the
steamer high and dry up-country, and the river
two miles away through the thick woods, it wasn’t
much good our messing with paint-pots and
changing name-plates. We’d built a new fore-hatch
and shipped it, and greased up the engines;
and, as that seemed to me all that was necessary,
I’ve given my shipmate holiday ever since.
There’s the making of a sportsman in our
donkeyman, Mr. Onslow. There isn’t a thing
that crawls or flies or swims in this section of
Florida that blessed Irishman hasn’t blown off
my old gas-pipe at or tried to catch with a worm
on a cod-hook. He wasn’t keen at first; said he’d
been brought up in a works; but when I told him
everything he took was poached, by James, sir,
you might think he was Prince of Wales, the
way he sticks at it.”
“Blood will out!” said Onslow, with a laugh,
and he marveled at the extraordinary toughness
of the donkeyman. At all times there is much
sulphur in the water of these Floridan swamps;
but since the cyclone the sulphurous emanations
had been stirred and set free, till the presence of
them was almost unendurable. The waters were
black to look upon, yellow to look through: and
in the air was a never-failing, never-varying hint
at the odor of ancient eggs. It even stole into
the chart-house, and mingled with the scent of
the magnolia blossoms.
“It isn’t violets,” the captain assented, in reply
to Onslow’s comment, “and there’s fever knocking
about in those swamps as sure as there is in a
Hamburg drain. But what’s fever mean, sir, except
carelessness and ignorance? You tackle fever
with science, Mr. Onslow, and it hasn’t a show.
And if we haven’t got science aboard here, concentrated
and labelled and bottled down in our
medicine-chest, I don’t know where you will find
it. Yes, sir, I will say that—the Port Edes has a
romping fine medicine-chest; and I’ve been
through it all myself, so I ought to know. The
donkeyman’s been most ways through it, too;
but he’s on at fever mixtures now, and he’s going
solid at them. We’ve three quart bottles: A
for bilious, B for malarial, and C for typhoid; and
the donkeyman has a swig out of each, with a
nip of chlorodyne thrown in, just after his breakfast
every morning, and then a rub with some
Rheumatic Cure, and if he isn’t as right as a mail-boat—well,
never speak to me of drugs again.
But it’s making a tough man of him, Mr. Onslow,
and that’s what I want, because the donkeyman
and I are going to chip in partnership.”
“What! buy a steamer together and take her
tramping? Well, I hope you’ll have all manner
of luck.”
“Oh, don’t you make any error,” retorted the
captain. “It isn’t salt-water trading we’re in for.
We aren’t such gulls as that. We know too much
about it, both of us. We’re going to start in
farming.”
“Farming? What do either of you know about
that?”
“Oh, don’t you take me for a fool, sir. I can
learn as well as any one; and so can the donkeyman.
We shall get three hundred acres of land
granted to the pair of us for nothing in North-West
Canada, and even if crops failed altogether,
we’ve enough saved up to live on for the first
two years. We can try it, anyhow, when you
give us our discharge from here. Ever since I
worked at sea,” he added plaintively, “I’ve
always wished to be a farmer.”
“I think,” said Onslow, “I would dissuade you
from the attempt if I could; but I know it’s no
use trying, so I will hold my tongue on that point.
As to when your bargain is up with the Port Edes,
you can put that at half an hour from now if you
like. Anyway, I’m going to leave her directly,
and I never intend to return here again.”
Captain Kettle’s jaw dropped. “What?” he
gasped.
“I have changed my mind,” Onslow said, “or
had it changed for me. For my part, that gold
will remain where it is. I am not going to touch
a sovereign of it.”
“Look here,” said Captain Kettle, “do you
mind telling me? Did you come against some
preacher during the cyclone, and get religion
from him?”
“I think I know what you mean. But you’re
on the wrong track. I’m not the sort who announces
publicly that he will cease to be a sinner
just because he finds himself in physical danger.”
“No,” said Kettle; “come to think of it, I
should have known you were not. I was a fool
to ask that question. But it settles it in another
direction. There’s a woman got hold of you.”
“Or I of her.”
“Either way. So that’s it? And you told her
all about this racket, because you thought it
wrong to hold any secrets of your own, and she
soured on it. Well, that’s woman’s way. And
the other lady you spoke about, she who made
you run wild, you’ve forgotten her?”
Onslow nodded.
“And she’s forgotten you?”
“I hope she has; and if she hasn’t I can’t help
it.”
“Well, Mr. Onslow, if this business is to end
in a ’bout ship, as soon as the donkeyman comes
back from his hunting I am ready to get under
weigh and be off. But as he isn’t here yet, and
as we’ve still a bit of time to wait, I’d like to hear
what is going to become of that £500,000 and the
old ship after all. I’ve been in at the handling of
them both so long that I’m beginning to take
quite a friendly interest in their movements. As
you know, I’ve liked them so well at times that
I’ve been half inclined to adopt them myself.”
“I know; and it is to your honor that you
didn’t.”
“Oh, as to honor, don’t you make any blessed
error about that, sir. I’m a poor man with a
family, and a wife that works, Mr. Onslow, and
honor’s a luxury beyond my means. It was
just my cantankerousness that prevented me
being a rich man this minute. If the crew hadn’t
been so uppish that night in the gut of the Florida
channel, so help me, neither steamer nor gold
would have got as far as this. And if it had come
to a scramble, then you can bet I’m the man to
have grabbed the pig’s share. But that chance
is gone and done with, and so we’ll let it pass for
the present. Still, I’d like to hear—if I might—who
is to finger the stuff.”
“Kettle, I’d tell you if I could, but on my soul,
I’m not able. My bargain with the girl I’m going
to marry was to pocket no share of the plunder
myself; but, as I warned her when we made our
bargain, I was Shelf’s man still, and couldn’t
cease to serve him because of scruples with my
own conscience. And so I was going to set off
and carry his half to the bank which we had agreed
upon, when a newspaper arrived to say that he
had gone smash, and was in jail awaiting trial
on sixteen heavy charges. It seems he had tried
to make a bolt of it, and very nearly succeeded;
but, through an accident to one of his own steamers,
drifted back into the very hands of the English
police.”
“Having got him,” said Kettle, “they are
likely to keep him on hand. There should be
charges enough against that gentleman, if only
they can find half of them, to do anything to him
short of hanging.”
“Quite so,” Onslow agreed. “And I dare say
we shall learn the details about that later. But
to come back to the piece of knavery we were
interested in, I may say that Shelf seems to have
been prepared for the smash. Three days ago I
had a letter from him (which had been passed on
the road by the newspaper cablegram) telling me
to transmit the stuff to a place in South America,
where he would meet it. The money would have
been a pleasant little nest-egg for him to begin
life again on somewhere beyond the allurements
of extradition treaties; and I’ve no doubt that
if he had got it he would have sailed ahead brilliantly.
But he hasn’t, and he’s in jail; and he
will be set up on high as a warning to the universe.
There are a good many of us thieves,
Kettle; and he was the cleverest of the lot; and
he has made a mess of it. Mr. Theodore Shelf
will be a wonderful reforming influence in his fall.
He’ll do more good to the morality of the world
by coming a cropper than he ever did by preaching.
However, he clearly couldn’t handle the
money if I did send it to South America now,
and, being a convict, he can’t hold property; and
so (perhaps jesuitically) I hold myself clear of all
pledge to him; and that’s how the matter stands.”
Captain Kettle pulled at his short, red beard.
“Then if you two aren’t taking any, who on earth
is to get this money? Hang me if I can see!”
“The proper owners, whoever they may be,”
replied Onslow. “But they’ll have to be found,
and at present I haven’t the vaguest notion as to
who they are. In fact, as we now stand, there’s
our half-million of English sovereigns and a romping
fine steamer going a-begging.”
“Oh, Lord!” mused Kettle, with his eyes upon
the jam-pot of magnolia blossom, “why can’t
this boodle be grabbed by a man like me? What
have I done that I should kick up and down the
world, and earn my living by being ugly to crews?
If I’d means there wouldn’t be a wholesomer man
between here and heaven. I’d have that farm,
with cows on it, and sheep, and a steam threshing-machine,
and I’d ride about the fields on a horse,
and boss the hands just like Abraham did. I’d
have the farm-buildings all painted white, with red
roofs; and the house should be painted stone-color,
with green shutters, and red flower-pots in
the windows. No more lodging-house-keeping
for the missis in Llandudno. I’d just waltz in
there and turn the brutes she’d been slaving for
right out into the street, and then take her off to
my new farm before she’d time to gasp. We’d
have a girl to do the house-work, and my old
woman should be a lady, with nothing to do but
trot round after her and see she did it. The kids—well,
I guess I’d send them off to first-class
boarding-schools first, and pay forty pounds each
for them every year so long as there was anything
more for them to learn. But they should come
to us for the holidays; and in the evenings they
and the missis should sing hymns, and I’d play
the tunes for them on the accordion. I’d teach
them to hold up their heads amongst the neighbors.
And on Sunday nights we’d have in the
minister to supper, and fill him out. Yes, Mr.
Onslow, that’s the kind of man I am. Let me
bend yellow gaiters and shave my chin, and there
wouldn’t be a better, more God-fearing, more capable
farmer ever attended market. It’s only the
sea and the want of money that ever made me
hanker to steal. Yes; poverty’s made me do a
heap of mischief one way and another. I believe,”
he added tentatively, “It would be worth
somebody’s while to make me a well-off man even
now. I’d be a deal safer that way.”
“It’s probable,” said Onslow dryly; “at any
rate, for the while. But I don’t feel inclined to
pension you off myself. For one thing, I couldn’t
afford it out of my own pocket; and for another,
I’m not going to let you have your pickings from
the specie. It’s been trouble enough already, and
if I can’t have it for myself, I’m jolly well going
to make my conscience pat me on the back for
handing it over to the right man.”
“I believe,” said Kettle, “I’d do the same if I
were in your shoes; but, you see, I’m not, Mr.
Onslow, and that’s why I wish it could be worked
different. Hallo! here’s the donkeyman back
again from his hunting. I wonder what he’ll have
to say to it all? I wonder whether the donkeyman
and I’ll chip in over what we’ve got and a
free grant of land in Canada, or whether we’ll contrive
to get independent for life before we leave
this part of the world?”
“Canada sounds likeliest,” said Onslow. “You
and I might have a shooting-match here in the
chart-house till one or other of us was stretched;
but I don’t see that that would better you, because
whatever happens to me, you won’t get at
the gold. I’m the only person in the world who
knows where it’s hid, and I’ll cheerfully let you
empty your revolver at me (if I don’t contrive to
pot you first), sooner than give it away. As for
finding the stuff yourself, you might as well look
for a pet mosquito in a nigger village. The ground
closed up, during the cyclone, over the place
where I put it, and the keenest dollar-hunter on
this planet wouldn’t start to dig up the Everglades
haphazard for a hoard.”
“Well, Mr. Onslow,” said the sailor, “I’ll admit
that sounds like square speaking. But, all
the same, I think I’d like to hear what the donkeyman
has to say upon the question before we
close it. You see, he and I are running partners
now, and it’s only right that he should have his
say. The donkeyman has savvy, there’s no mortal
doubt about that; and if he sees his way to
give the new firm a good solid boost-up over this
business, I’m the man that’s going to help him.
I owe that to myself, not to mention the missis
and the kids.”
“Go on,” said Onslow, “and argue it out with
the donkeyman. Only I hope you’ll see it my
way in the end, because I don’t want this entertainment
to end up with a shooting-match. I
like you both too well to want to see either of you
die in front of my pistol; and (what I have far
more concern in) I most particularly don’t want
to be killed myself just now.”
“Because you have a lady waiting for you when
you get back?”
“That is so,” said Onslow. “Respectable
married life will come to me as a novelty, and I’m
anxious to taste it.”
“I wonder if you ever will?” said Captain Kettle
thoughtfully.
Then he turned to the donkeyman and gave
him a careful sketch of what had happened, and
drew vivid pictures of the bucolic joys to be extracted
from five hundred thousand pounds.
CHAPTER XXIV. A FLIGHT AND A RESTING-PLACE.
Mr. Theodore Shelf had arranged for an
exodus de luxe, and flattered himself that he
would have no difficulty in carrying it out. He
had got to know exactly when the police were
going to come for him at the house in Park Lane,
and had slipped away from there in his own
brougham, so as to leave himself a comfortable
margin of start. He had stepped out of a railway-carriage
at Newport, whilst all the authorities
fondly imagined he was still on his way to
Liverpool; and, with George and a small russia-leather
handbag, had taken a cab down to the
docks.
He pulled out his large gold watch, looked
at it, and smiled. Punctual to the minute! He
paid his cabman, and, with the dog at his heels,
stepped daintily amongst the litter on the wharf
to where a single gang-plank joined it to the
Gazelle, one of his own steamers. He went on
board and shook hands with the captain.
“All your portmanteaux have come, sir,” said
that officer. “I saw them put into your room
myself last night.”
“And the wine?”
“Nine cases of it, sir, stowed in the cabin store-room.
My steward got in all the other things
you ordered exactly as they were written out on
the list, and for a cook I have managed to secure
a man off a big Cunarder—by paying for him, of
course. But, then, you told me, sir, I was not to
spare cost.”
“Quite right, Captain Colson; quite right.
Money must be no object when we have health
to consider; and my advisers tell me that it is absolutely
dangerous for me to remain in England
any longer. A change is imperative for me. You
are ready to get under weigh?”
“We finished coaling an hour ago. We are
only waiting for you, sir.”
“Then,” said Mr. Shelf, with a pleasant smile,
“do not rob me of another minute of my hardly-earned
holiday, captain. Use your magician’s
wand and waft me from the cares of business and
the coal-dust of Newport—as quickly as ever you
may. I will go below now and snatch a wink
of sleep; and when I wake, let it be to breathe
the pure sea air as it comes in sweet and clear and
salt from the mouth of the Bristol Channel.”
The captain was a practical man, who did not
appreciate rhapsodies. He said, “Very well, sir;
I’ll get her under weigh at once,” and left for
the upper bridge.
Mr. Theodore Shelf, with George at his heels,
went below, undressed, and turned in. He slept
placidly, and meanwhile the steamer worked out
of dock and began to make her way down the
reddened waters of the great estuary. He
dreamed of conquering another financial kingdom
for himself in a South American Republic. It
was a very pleasant dream, full of rich and voluptuous
detail.
When he woke, he began at once the process of
cutting himself adrift from his old life. His clothes
of every-day wear—the prim black broadcloth
that he preached in, addressed the House of Commons
in, wore for business purposes in the City—lay
in a ruffled heap on the cabin floor. He unscrewed
the port-hole, and dropped the garments
one by one on to the sunny waves which raced by
outside. And then he drew from his portmanteau
tweeds of a daring pattern and yellow boots and
a smart straw hat; and in ten minutes he was
another man. The smug, hypocritical smile was
gone from his face, and his lips pouted lovingly
round an excellent cigar.
Except by stealth he had not smoked for fifteen
years, and as the fumes went up he felt that
he was burning a pleasant incense to his new-bought
liberty. He would have smoked in bed
had he thought of it; but as it was, smoking before
breakfast made the next best thing, since
both seemed eminently rakish.
A deferential steward knocked at his door, and
announced breakfast. Mr. Shelf strolled out
into the main cabin, threw his cigar into the alley-way,
and sat up to the table. The captain and
the second mate were mealing with him, and, by
the faces of them, they felt out of their element
before the epicurean menu which the Cunarder’s
cook had sent up in place of the usual hash and
tea. But Shelf took the lead, and called for champagne
to drink bon voyage, and unwrapped himself
into a glittering host, and had them at their
entire ease in less time than it takes to eat a curried
egg. There was no holding the man. He
was free with his speech as a bookmaker at Monte
Carlo; he was witty, scurrilous, irreverent; he
brought out tales which made even the captain
grin dubiously. In fact, he showed such a fine
vein of breezy sinfulness that the captain (who
had been in his service for many a weary year)
marveled at his strength in ever keeping it
under.
George was the only person who understood it
all. George sat on a cushioned locker and grinned
and appreciated Mr. Shelf’s changed manner to
the full. If he could have shown derision for the
gulls they had left behind in England, he would
have done it cheerfully. Mr. Shelf was all George’s
world. He was a most immoral dog.
Now it came to pass that a sudden change
swept over the scene. Whilst Mr. Shelf was initiating
his new friends into the beauties of an
after-breakfast liqueur, the steamer’s helm was
put hard a-port to avoid a fishing-boat which had
got in her way; and whilst he chose a cigarette
from his elaborate silver case, the steam steering-gear
chose to break down, and before he had lit
the dainty roll of tobacco and blown out his match
and inhaled four puffs of smoke, the steamer was
hard-and-fast ashore on one of the outlying reefs
of Lundy Island.
The mate in charge on the bridge had done his
best with reversed engines, but the steamer’s way
was too great, and the ported helm gave her a
steer which no one could govern; and so she took
the shore on a falling tide.
Mr. Shelf’s vocabulary lengthened still more
surprisingly. The scheme of easy escape had of
a sudden been snatched away. The fear of worse
than death was upon him, and he cursed the mate,
the steamer, and all within her by all the gods he
had ever served. The captain suggested that the
blame would fall upon the pilot in charge, and
Mr. Shelf cursed the pilot with fluent rage. The
man was in a perfect hysteria of passion and rage.
But by degrees he calmed down, and, when the
shipboard flurry was at an end, drew the captain
aside and addressed him confidentially.
“When can you get her off?” he asked.
“Next tide, if I wanted to; but I don’t. My
mate’s been below, and he says there are half a
dozen plates started. I’m sorry, Mr. Shelf, but
this is going to be a job for the salvage people.
I hope, sir, you’ll take into consideration that it’s
through no fault of mine the old boat’s got herself
piled up. I know you don’t give berths to
any officer who’s once been unlucky, even though
he has kept his ticket clean; but, seeing that I’m
a shareholder——”
“Man!” broke in Shelf, passionately, “you
must get her off with the next tide, and try and
push on across the Atlantic. I can’t afford to
waste the time. Good heavens, Captain Colson,
you have pumps! What are pumps for if they
can’t counterbalance a bit of a leak? Besides,
the weather’s fine enough.”
The captain stared. “You don’t seem to understand,
sir,” he said. “This isn’t a new ship,
and she’s stove in three compartments, at least.
She’d go down like a broken salmon-can if she
put into deep water. Of course, we should get
off right enough in the boats; but, seeing that
you were on board, I fancy the insurance people’d
think there was something hanky-panky about it
and refuse to pay. And, any way, if we tried
anything half so mad I should lose my ticket for
good.”
“Man,” said Shelf, putting ten shaking fingers
on the captain’s arm, “we must go on at any
risk, if it’s only to Spain—if it’s only to France.”
The captain looked at him queerly. “What’s
this mean?” he asked.
“I dare not go back.”
“And why not, please?”
“I’ve been unfortunate in business, captain,
and it is absolutely essential that I should remain
abroad a month or so till matters are settled up
again.”
“Ho!” said Captain Colson, “I’m beginning
to see. And which business, please, have you
been unfortunate in?”
“What does it matter? Several. Captain, you
are wasting time.”
“There is no immediate hurry, sir,” said the
captain, stolidly. “May I ask if the ‘Brothers
S. S. Association’ is down on its luck amongst the
other concerns?”
“I’m—er—I’m afraid it isn’t very prosperous,”
said Shelf.
“Bust?” inquired the captain.
“Confound you, yes!” roared Shelf. “What
do you mean by questioning me like this?”
“I’ve got £300 in that blessed company.”
“Ah!” said Shelf, changing his tone. “Well,
that is unfortunate. But,” he continued, with a
significant nod of the head, “I’ve managed to
save a little something for myself out of the general
wreck, and if you will see me safe out of the
country, captain, I’ll underwrite those few shares
of yours for five hundred per cent.”
“No,” said Captain Colson, “I’m damned if I
do! That three hundred’s about all my pile;
but I got it clean, and I’m not going to keep it
dirty.”
“Do you mean,” said Shelf, with growing terror,
“you’re not going to help me out of the
country?”
“That’s about the size of it.”
“Good heavens, man, the police will take me,
and there will be a trial, and everything I have
done will be distorted and misunderstood! I
shall be eternally disgraced! They will give me
penal servitude!”
“Your fault for earning it,” said the captain.
“You fool!” broke out Shelf with a fresh snarl;
“don’t you see you are robbing yourself? If you
give me up you lose your own miserable £300.
If you get me off you’ll pocket £1500. Hang it,
man, I’ll give you three thousand!”
“You said,” retorted the captain, “you’d got
some pickings out of this wreck with you! Well,
I guess the proper owners’ll have that when the
time comes, and I shall have my sixty-fourth, or
whatever it is, along with the rest. I know twenty
decent men who’ve got about all they own in
your rotten concerns, and I wouldn’t think it a
fair thing to feather my own nest whilst they got
skinned to the bone.—I’ll trouble you, Mr. Theodore
Shelf, to take your hand off my arm, or
you’ll get your bally teeth knocked down your
throat. Don’t you come near me any more—you
ain’t wholesome!”
“I will take one of the boats,” said Shelf,
desperately, “and get out into the Channel, and
try and get picked up by some outward-bound
steamer.”
“You will do,” retorted the captain, “nothing
of the sort. There’s a tug coming up now to our
assistance, and I shall send you off to Bideford in
her in charge of my mate. If you’re awkward,
you shall travel with a pair of rusty handcuffs on
your heels. I’m going,” said the captain, with
an acid grin, “to make a bid for popularity in
the newspapers. I’m going to be known as the
man who nabbed you when you tried to bolt, and
I hope I shall get some sympathy for it; and I
hope some one will be kind enough to give me
another berth in consequence.”
“Just hear me one minute more,” Shelf pleaded.
“I’ve got no use for any of your talk,” said the
captain, sturdily; “and there’s the boat in the
water. Down you get into her, or else you’ll be
put by a pair of quartermasters. You’ll board the
tug, and my mate’ll see you safe ashore in Bideford.
After that, you can go to the devil for me;
but I expect the police’ll be waiting ready for
you.”
Mr. Theodore Shelf stepped on shore at the
Devonshire seaport a free man, and free he remained
for that night and the succeeding morning,
as there was no warrant in the town on which
to arrest him. The whole place knew his name,
and crowded round the hotel where he stayed
with open-mouthed interest. The local police
bit their fingers, and betted odds that he would
commit suicide; and on suicide the wretched
man’s thoughts continually turned. But he could
not screw himself up to the pitch. He read with
morbid carefulness the newspaper accounts of the
crash, and he dulled his soul with brandy. Save
for one other thing, that was all he did till the
police came and fetched him away. His remaining
action was a typical one. He ordered in a
local tailor, and once more attired himself in
somber black broadcloth. The bright-colored
tweeds he burnt. If he had to go back to London,
it should be as the ghost of his old self, and not
as the caricature of his new.
Of the man’s journey to London, and the peering
crowds at every stop, there shall be no further
word here; nor of the frenzied attempt to lynch
him, which a crowd of his victims made in Paddington
Station; nor of the sensational trial; nor
of the awful details of destitution which spread
all over the face of the land. These things were
written of at length in the daily Press, and the
memory of them is new and raw. Therefore they
need not be repeated.
One other short look at him must suffice for
the present time.
CHAPTER XXV. CLOSING STRANDS.
Hamilton Fairfax came into the drawing-room
of their newly bought house in Kent and
kissed his wife, and sat down in a deep armchair.
She perched herself upon the arm and leaned her
shoulder against his. He was looking gloomy,
and she commented on it.
“I don’t feel cheerful, my dear, and that’s a
fact,” he said. “I’ve had to run down to Portland
to see that pernicious old guardian of yours,
and the sight of fallen splendor is never very
exhilarating.”
“Poor Mr. Shelf!” said Amy Fairfax, softly.
“I suppose he deserves his fourteen years, but,
on my soul, I’m sorry for him. I wish from my
heart that he had managed to get away in the
Gazelle.”
“And scoffed at the law?”
“Oh, bother the law! I’m thinking of the
man; not of what he did. He was always most
kind to me.”
“If it hadn’t been for some one else who took
an interest in you, my dear, he’d have made off
with your fortune with his other plunder.”
“Don’t blow your own trumpet, Hamilton. I
know quite well all about that. But the facts
remain that he didn’t get it; and that he was always
fond of me; and that he maneuvered to get
me out of the house that awful night when the
exposé came. That last thing alone would make
me think kindly of him if nothing else did. What
is he doing now? Tell me!”
“Studying the mechanical properties of oolitic
limestone; making up to the jail chaplain; and
sampling a diet which is entirely new to him.
He’s gone through his spell of solitary work, and
is employed now in the quarries. He has lost
three stone in weight, wears his knickerbocker
suit most jauntily, and looks brown and muscular,
and vastly healthy. He is not so dejected as one
might expect. He has a position in Portland
just as he had in London. The humbler operators
look up to him and envy his dashing knaveries.
They naturally feel a respect for a man who
has pilfered more pounds than they have stolen
pennies, and yet earned no heavier a sentence.”
“You are bitter against him, Hamilton.”
“I know I am, dear, and I can’t help it. The
very sight of the man makes my gorge rise inside
me. When I think of the awful misery he has
caused to so many thousands of people, I feel
that the only thing suitable for him is one of those
Chinese punishments with physical torture in
them. He couldn’t have risen superior to that.
But as it is, he has had strength of mind to accept
the situation philosophically, and use his wit
to make it as endurable as possible. They told
me he is a model convict; gets up early and cleans
his cell; sings in chapel with noise and zeal;
works in the quarries with cheerfulness and intelligence;
and is as keen to earn all his marks and
his shilling a week without stoppages as ever he
was to turn a profit in the City. He was sent
into penal servitude to suffer and repent, and he
isn’t doing either. He’s amusing his brain by
humbugging the chaplain with a well-acted repentance,
by courting admiration amongst the other
convicts, and by scheming to get the largest possible
amount of bodily benefits possible under
the circumstances. And he’s looking forward to
a snug and comfortable retirement when his spell
of prison is over. He’s a living piece of ridicule
to the law that sentenced him, and I felt that I
wanted to make him wear a cangue, or to pour
boiling oil over him, to make him properly sorry
for himself.”
“Well,” said Amy, “if married people didn’t
differ occasionally, married life would be very
dull. This is one of the times when we counteract
dullness, because here I don’t agree with you
in the very least. I’m quite human enough to be
glad that a man I always liked is making the
best of a very bad job. I know he’d feel the
same if I were in his shoes. He always liked me—and
George. Now it isn’t many men who,
when the trouble was thickest on them, would
have taken all the care he did over a dog.”
“Well, George has got a comfortable berth
here,” said Fairfax. “But old Shelf needn’t have
made such a fuss about it. We’d have given the
animal a home just for the bare asking.”
“I like him for the fuss,” Amy retorted. “It
wasn’t humbug in the least; any one could see
that. He just loved that dog, and he was
genuinely anxious about what was going to
happen to him.”
The fox-terrier, who was lying on the hearth-rug,
gave a lazy tail-wag at hearing his name
mentioned, and blinked sleepily.
“If fatness is any criterion, George has got a
very comfortable job of it as dog to this establishment,”
said Fairfax. “He seems to drop into
altered circumstances as philosophically as his
master does.”
“I wonder what Mrs. Shelf is doing now,”
said the young wife, dreamily. “I wonder if she
is alive anywhere. She could not have disappeared
more completely. She was seen on the
night of that memorable ball; and the next
morning she was not; and no one seems to have
got a word of her since. I do wonder what has
happened to her.”
“That,” said Fairfax, “is the other piece of
news I have for you, and though you may like
her fate, it isn’t to my taste at all. The lady is
not only very much alive, but she is practising her
old game with the most brilliant success in Paraguay.
She is now Donna Laura Anaquel (which
is ‘Shelf’ in a Spanish garb), a grass widow, and
the leader of State society in Asuncion. The
reigning President is a widower, and the Bishop
of Asuncion has offered to grant Donna Laura a
divorce on the ground of desertion. It is a polite
piece of attention, and according to accounts she
could certainly be Mrs. President if she liked; but
she has refused to cut herself adrift from the excellent
Theodore; and at the pace she is going
will probably get herself elected Dictatoress of the
Republic at the next election or revolution, or
whatever it may be, through sheer weight of influence
and popularity. She is really a most astounding
woman.”
“She’s as clever as paint, if that is what you
mean. But why Paraguay? and what’s she
doing it on? That sort of amusement costs
money.”
“Of course she has money at her command.
Previous reputation counts nothing, either one
way or the other, in that blissful republic. But
with money and wit you can do mostly anything
you want. As usual, she has to thank Mr. Theodore
Shelf for the sinews of war. He, bless his
heart, foresaw his crash in this country for two
whole years before it came to pass, and bought a
fine estançia near Asuncion, and transmitted
shareholders’ money to banks in that city to run
it on. She’s got hold of the lot, and as England
has no extradition treaty with the rogues out
there, she’s making it hum. That woman’s a lot
too clever for my liking, Amy; but I’ve one solid
hope for her. Either she may meddle with politics
too much and get shot, or else she may work out
human justice by spending up all the stolen
hoard, and leave that old rascal Shelf nothing to
fall back on when he gets out of Portland on his
ticket-of-leave.”
“That,” replied Mrs. Fairfax, “is another point
on which we will disagree amiably. According to
accounts, there is room for much improvement in
Paraguay in every way. The Shelfs are just the
people to bring it about. They simply bristle with
energy. If he had the handling of the finances
of the country they would be bound to take an
upward turn; and, for the social part, she is just
the one woman in all the world to lay down an
entire set of new and up-to-date laws. Moreover,
she’d make them dress like Christians and Parisians,
and that is an art (if one may believe pictures) in
which they are obviously deficient.”
“Hum,” said Fairfax. “Your notions may be
generous, Amy, but I’m afraid they lean towards
anarchy.”
“I am grateful to people who have done well
by me personally, that is all. You apparently
are not. You might remember, my dear boy,
that it was through Mrs. Shelf that you and I
came together in the first instance. But, perhaps,
you are angry with her for that? You may be
tired of me already?”
Hamilton Fairfax laughed, and drew down his
wife’s face to his own, and kissed her three times.
“If you put it that way,” he said, “I shall have
to swallow my resentment against the Shelfs for
good and all.”
“That’s right,” said Amy. “Now I like you
ever so much better. I say, ring the bell and
let’s go out for a spin in the tandem.”
CHAPTER XXVI. THE LUCKY MAN.
No one ever accused Mr. Reginald Lossing of
having brains; no one ever denied that he had a
luck which was monumental. He had a name for
luck which was looked up to and marveled at,
even in the society papers.
Mr. Lossing had no settled trade or profession;
he was like unto a lily in the matter of toil and
dress, and he made a very comfortable income at
it. He dabbled in outsiders on the turf, in shares
of uncharted gold mines, in the fascinating game
of unlimited loo; and was able to look complacently
on the results. He went into all these and
other operations with a genial, childish simplicity;
and, like the banker at roulette, there
always seemed a steady pull in his favor. How
it was done no one knew; he did not know himself;
and he and all his world marveled, and prophesied
that his luck would some day turn with a
rush and a sweeping tide.
When he got mixed up with the Shelf affair it
seemed as if this would be the case.
There was something very near akin to a panic
in Lloyds’ when the total loss of the Port Edes
was reported, and those unfortunates who had
underwritten her were anxious to dispose of their
risks at remarkable prices to any credulous man
who believed that this first report was a canard.
Consequently there was some pretty steep gambling
gone through in the space of minutes, and
more than one small man got broke with surprising
rapidity.
Now, Master Lossing happened to be in the
room as an idle spectator, and was hit with the
excitement, and asked a friend who was a member
to act for him. “I’m going to play a hand
in this,” quoth Master Lossing.
“At what price?” asked his friend.
“When they get to ninety-eight guineas.”
“I suppose you know that makes you liable
for about £10,800. There’s £540,000 underwritten.”
“I’m good for that,” said Lossing; and an
hour afterwards proved himself so, as he had to
pay. To this day many Lloyds’ men, who were
interested in that scene, congratulate themselves
on having made £10,800 salvage by a fluke out of
a ship that was totally lost.
It began to dawn on Lossing after the event
that he had made a fool of himself, and that his
luck was through; but he had the sense not to
whine aloud, and so his friends forgot the matter
in the excitement of other interests. Lossing did
not forget, because the bank had written to him
that his account was overdrawn, and he had several
bills which much wanted paying. Unostentatiously
he began to look about him for a means
of making a more regular and steady livelihood.
As after several months of search this last did
not seem any appreciably nearer, he was able to
give full attention to a letter he received concerning
the Port Edes and her cargo. It was unsigned,
and bore an American postmark. It ran
as follows:—
“Sir. I hear that you are now legitimate
owner of the Port Edes and her cargo. She was
picked up at sea, and is now in the Everglades of
Florida in (here followed the exact latitude and
longitude). The specie is taken out of her, and
you will find it by digging (here came elaborate
cross-bearings and directions). If you are a wise
man, and wish to enjoy what is now legally your
own, you will say as little about the matter to any
one as possible.”
The communication was, to say the least of it,
mysterious; but, because Lossing was a fool, he
did not see so many possibilities in it as a man of
more imagination might have done. Moreover,
having failed to discover the suitable occupation,
the before-mentioned, he was feeling that the end
of his tether approached, and appreciated the
loneliness of the void which lay beyond. So,
with all before him, and nothing behind, he determined
to find out how the matter lay with his
own eyes, and with that purpose journeyed to the
hotel at Point Sebastian, now rebuilt with new
magnificence.
It was the Floridan winter season, and the
place was crowded, and amongst the crowd was
Lossing’s old friend, Kent-Williams, again at the
end of a new quarter’s allowance. Mr. Reginald
Lossing stayed a week at Point Sebastian, and,
by the kindly offices of Kent-Williams (who remained
on as his guest), he learnt much about the
manners and customs of Floridan society.
Knowing Patrick Onslow, he heard with interest
about his marriage to Miss Elsie Kildare,
and with amusement the details of the send-off.
“There wasn’t much money throwing about,”
Kent-Williams explained, “but we did the thing
in style for all that. She was married from here,
and old Van Liew did the heavy father to perfection.
I was best man in a two-dollar alpaca
coat (I’ll trouble you) by way of purple and fine
linen; and a singer-fellow, who was down here
for D. T., howled ‘The voice that breathed o’er
Eden’ as good as you could have got it done in
Milan. There was a regular A1 feed to follow,
and then the pair of them went off to the depôt
behind the best trotting team in this section.
They’re going to settle out west, but where exactly
I don’t know, though I suppose we shall
hear one of these days. We’d high jinks after
they’d gone. Some of the boys got a bit full, and
there was a trifle of a row, and a Balliol man and
a Cracker from round here got laid out; but they
were both regular toughs, and nobody missed
them; and, besides, a thing like that lent local
color to the wedding.”
“Yes,” said Lossing, “but touching this other
matter I’ve been speaking about,” and went on
to discourse about a certain steamer and some
specie, which was a topic he had very much at
heart just then. Kent-Williams picked up the
subject with interest. There seemed to be money
in it, and money was a commodity which he most
ardently desired.
That was not the first conference they had had
by any means, nor was it the last, for some projects
take much pre-arranging, especially if the
projectors are not gentlemen of any marked ability
or experience. But, at the end of a week from
Mr. Lossing’s first appearance at Point Sebastian,
a definite plan had grown in their heads, and with
a small equipment they set out in a 10-ton
schooner for a down-coast river said to lead into
the Everglades—they and five others, whereof
two were disrated nautical men, and one an engineer.
The saga of their doings for the next six
months does not appear, but it is known that the
schooner returned twice, and took back with her
provisions and digging implements (which were
paid for in yellow English gold), and each time
gathered two or three more recruits of varied
tints. There must have been quite a colony of
them out there, and legends floated out from the
’Glades of strife amongst themselves and of
a fracas with Seminole Indians. But nothing
definite transpired, and, in fact, the exact location
of the colony itself was quite unknown. That
part of Florida does not attract the explorer for
many reasons.
It was not, I may say, till some seven months
later that Messrs. Kent-Williams and Lossing
deigned to reappear before the eyes of polite
society, and then (for some reason which may not
be very comfortably explained) it was on one of
the Royal Mail Company’s steamboats bound
homewards from a port of Eastern South America.
It might have been remarked that Lossing carried
a newly healed scar above his right eyebrow.
The pair of them sat in cool cane chairs under
the shade of the awning, watching in silence the
low shores dip under the sea, and smoking
Brazilian cigars with massive contentment.
It was Kent-Williams who, when the last palm-tree
had disappeared beneath the waters, first
made speech. “So that’s done with,” he said.
“I feel ten years older, but it’s done with, and
we’ve got what we wanted.”
“Done with it is, thank my precious luck,”
said Lossing. “I’m glad as a man can be; but
I tell you I’m bubbling with surprise still that
the thing should ever have come in my way. It’s
a bigger puzzle than I shall ever make out in this
life. Think of it! First a steamer—my steamer,
that I draw out of a gamble, which is supposed
to be sunk—gets up, and goes overland, and
plants herself firmly in the middle of a solid forest,
as though she wanted to grow there like a tree.
We have it on the most reliable accounts that the
crew deserted her out in the Mexican Gulf; but
some unknown somebody comes up and paints
a different color on one of her smoke-stacks, and
leaves the other as it was, and screws new cast-brass
name-plates on all her engines and fittings,
and leaves the lifebuoys labeled ‘Port Edes
of Liverpool.’ But then the gold in her flies
two miles further up-country, and dives twenty
feet under the ground, without disturbing the
mangrove roots. And you will please to remember
that that same network of wood cost
us two days of hard cutting with an ax before
we got through it. Now, if a man can ravel
all that out, I swear he ought to be burnt for
sorcery.”
“It was the fishiness of the whole thing that
impressed me most,” said Kent-Williams, thoughtfully.
“I think, dear boy, we’ve been very wise
chaps in selling your blessed steamer with a
brand-new set of names on her to a Spanish man
who gave a low price and asked no questions. It
was quite honest on our part, seeing that the
steamer and her cargo were legally yours; but I
shouldn’t be surprised if, by keeping dark, we’ve
saved a lot of trouble for somebody else.”
“It’s very probable,” said Lossing. “But I
wonder who? D’you know, old man, I’d give a
couple of thousand, out of sheer curiosity, just
to know how all this racket has been fixed up. It
seems to me some way that Pat Onslow must
have had a finger in it.”
“Do you think,” retorted Kent-Williams,
“that if Patrick Onslow had his finger on half a
million, which no one else knew about, it wouldn’t
have been his half-million? No, sir. That cock
won’t fight. Besides, Onslow was spooning the
Kildare girl, and that took up all his time, I
guess. Heigh-ho!” said Kent-Williams.
“What’s that for?”
“Which?”
“The sigh.”
“Did I sigh? Well, I was thinking about Mrs.
Duvernay, the Kildare girl’s sister, that Onslow
was spoons on himself one time. She’s a deuced
nice-looking woman.”
“So you’ve said before.”
“I know. Between ourselves, Lossing, dear
boy, I went up to her place one evening and proposed
to her; and—this is in confidence, mind—d’you
know, by Jove! she actually refused me.
She’s got that fellow Onslow still in her head, I
suppose. But I shall go out and have a look at
her again. Honestly, I was after her £500 a year
at first; but now that (thanks to you) I’m better
off, it won’t look so bad; and, really, I like her
better than I thought. She’s a most awfully
charming woman.”
“Whatever did she marry that brute Duvernay
for?” asked Lossing.
“Ah, that,” replied Kent-Williams, “is more
than I can tell you.”