Hey Rub-a-dub-dub

About this eBook

Author

Dreiser, Theodore, 1871-1945

Title

Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life

Original Publication

United States: Boni and Liverlight,1920.

Credits

Emmanuel Ackerman, Chuck Greif and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)

Language

English

LoC Class

PS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature

Subject

American essays -- 20th century

Category

Text

Project Gutenberg

eBook-No. 67059

Release Date

December 31, 2021

Copyright

Public domain in the USA.

Contents

1. 1.HEY RUB-A-DUB-DUB
2. 2.CONTENTS — HEY RUB-A-DUB-DUB
3. 3.HEY, RUB-A-DUB-DUB! ( Taken from the notes of the late John Paradiso )
4. 4.CHANGE
5. 5.SOME ASPECTS OF OUR NATIONAL CHARACTER — $1 — $1 — $1 — $1
6. 6.THE DREAM — SYPHERS — MITCHELL — BARRETT — SYPHERS — BARRETT — SYPHERS — BARRETT — MITCHELL — SYPHERS — BARRETT — MITCHELL — SYPHERS — MITCHELL — BARRETT — SYPHERS — MITCHELL — SYPHERS — BARRETT — SYPHERS — BARRETT — MITCHELL — SYPHERS — BARRETT — MITCHELL — SYPHERS — A TELEGRAPH INSTRUMENT — TELEGRAPH OPERATOR — PATSY LAFERTY — SYPHERS — PATSY LAFERTY — SYPHERS — PATSY LAFERTY — SYPHERS — SYPHERS — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY — SYPHERS — THE FILE OF DREAM SOLDIERS — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY — SYPHERS — FIRST DREAM SOLDIER — THE PROFESSOR — THE CAPTAIN OF THE DREAM SOLDIERS — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — FIRST DREAM OFFICER — THE CANNON — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — A FLASH OF LIGHTNING — A CLAP OF REAL THUNDER — THE PROFESSOR — FIRST DREAM SOLDIER — SECOND DREAM SOLDIER — THE PROFESSOR — FIRST DREAM SOLDIER — THE PROFESSOR — FIRST DREAM OFFICER — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — Yes — PATSY LAFERTY — THE PROFESSOR — PATSY LAFERTY
7. 7.THE AMERICAN FINANCIER
8. 8.THE TOIL OF THE LABORER A TRILOGY — I — II — III
9. 9.PERSONALITY
10. 10.A COUNSEL TO PERFECTION
11. 11.NEUROTIC AMERICA AND THE SEX IMPULSE
12. 12.SECRECY—ITS VALUE
13. 13.IDEALS, MORALS, AND THE DAILY NEWSPAPER
14. 14.EQUATION INEVITABLE A VARIANT IN PHILOSOPHIC VIEWPOINT
15. 15.PHANTASMAGORIA. — CHARACTERS: — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY ( a thought ) — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — PITY — LOVE — PITY — HOPE — HATE — DESPAIR — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — AMBITION — LOVE — HATE — PITY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — FEAR — DESPAIR — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — SERAPHIM AND CHERUBIM — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — BEAUTY — AMBITION — PITY — THE POWERS OF DARKNESS — BEAUTY — THE POWERS OF DARKNESS — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — FEAR — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — BEAUTY — HATE, FEAR, GREED, DESPAIR — LOVE, PITY, HOPE, REASON — CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — A CLOUD OF SERAPHIM — A CLOUD OF SERAPHIM — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY — LOVE — HOPE — PITY — REASON — AMBITION — FIRST POWER OF DARKNESS — SECOND POWER OF DARKNESS — THIRD POWER OF DARKNESS — FOURTH POWER OF DARKNESS — FIFTH POWER OF DARKNESS — SIXTH POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — THE LEGIONS OF DARKNESS — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — A CLOUD OF SERAPHIM — A CLOUD OF SERAPHIM — BEAUTY — AMBITION — PITY — AMBITION — LOVE — AMBITION — REASON — AMBITION — HOPE — AMBITION — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — REASON — LOVE — PITY — HOPE — BEAUTY — FIRST POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — SECOND POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — THIRD POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — FOURTH POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — FIFTH POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — SIXTH POWER OF DARKNESS — THE LORD — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — FIRST POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — SECOND POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — THIRD POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — FOURTH POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — FIFTH POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — SIXTH POWER OF DARKNESS — AMBITION — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — AMBITION — BEAUTY — THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE — BEAUTY
16. 16.ASHTORETH
17. 17.THE REFORMER
18. 18.MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE — I — II — III — IV — V — VI
19. 19.MORE DEMOCRACY OR LESS? AN INQUIRY
20. 20.THE ESSENTIAL TRAGEDY OF LIFE
21. 21.LIFE, ART AND AMERICA
22. 22.THE COURT OF PROGRESS
23. 23.CHARACTERS
24. 24.THE COURT OF PROGRESS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — THE FIFTY DIZZARDS — THE FIVE THOUSAND NIZYS — THE ONE HUNDRED HODDY-DODDYS — THE ONE HUNDRED ZANYS — THE TWO THOUSAND LOOBIES AND GABERLUNZIES — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — THE ONE HUNDRED MOONSHEES, ROCTOR-PROCTORS, ZADKIELS, ETC. — THE FIFTY DIZZARDS — THE MOONSHEES, ROCTOR-PROCTORS, ZADKIELS, ETC. — NOXUS PODUNKUS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED HODDY-DODDYS — THE FIFTY DIZZARDS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE 1ST, 316TH, 3727TH, 4728TH, 6914TH, AND 7178TH ( Standing at attention and in unison. ) — THE MOONSHEES, ROCTOR-PROCTORS, GAMALIELS, ZADKIELS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE FEDERATED SPECTATORS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE 1ST, 316TH, 3727TH, 4728TH, 6914TH, AND 7178TH — NOXUS PODUNKUS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE 1ST, 316TH, 3727TH, 4728TH, 6914TH, AND 7178TH — THE FEDERATED SPECTATORS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE 1ST, 316TH, 3727TH, 4728TH, 6914TH, AND 7178TH — THE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SPECTATORS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED MOONSHEES — THE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SPECTATORS — THE 1ST, 316TH, 3727TH, 4728TH, 6914TH, AND 7178TH — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIVISIONS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — THE ONE HUNDRED HODDY-DODDYS — THE SEVEN THOUSAND UNION ASTRONOMERS — THE FIFTY DIZZARDS — THE ELEVEN THOUSAND PHILOSOPHERS AND ASTRONOMERS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE SEVEN THOUSAND UNION ASTRONOMERS — THE FOUR THOUSAND COLLEGE PHILOSOPHERS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE UNION ASTRONOMERS — THE COLLEGE PHILOSOPHERS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE SEVEN THOUSAND UNION ASTRONOMERS — THE FOUR THOUSAND COLLEGE PHILOSOPHERS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — THE ONE HUNDRED HODDY-DODDYS — THE MEMBERS OF THE INTER-FEDERATED ASSOCIATION OF INTER-ASIATIC DESCENDANT SONS AND DAUGHTERS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — ONE HUNDRED EUGENIC MAIDS — NOXUS PODUNKUS — THE ONE HUNDRED MAIDS — SHISHMASH HASH HASH — THE ONE HUNDRED ZANYS — THE FIFTY DIZZARDS — NOXUS PODUNKUS

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