“Get up, you lazy beggar!” cried Roy, snatching
off the gray woolen blanket and disclosing
Chub, in a pair of blue pajamas, sprawled, face
down, on his bed.
“Eh?” muttered Chub sleepily.
“Get up! Harry’s over on the landing blowing
that tin tooter of hers for all she’s worth. It’s
after seven o’clock. You’re a great camper, you
are!”
Chub turned over dazedly on his elbow and
blinked at his chum. Then his eyes wandered to
the other two empty beds.
“Where’s Dick?” he asked.
“Getting breakfast. He’s been up half an hour.
And we’ve been yelling at you at the top of our
lungs, and all we could get out of you was
‘Ye-e-s!’”
“Get out,” answered Chub, indignantly, sitting
up on his lowly couch, “I haven’t opened my
mouth!”
“Haven’t you? You had it open most of the
night, for one thing. To-night we’re going to
make you sleep outdoors, probably on the other end
of the island. Get some clothes on and we’ll go
over and fetch Harry.”
Chub shook his head anxiously.
“It occurs to me,” he said, “that that girl is going
to annoy me with her strenuousness. This is no
time to be making such noises as that. Think of the
poor little birdies trying to sleep in their downy
nests.”
“Well, you get a move out of your downy nest,”
laughed Roy. “If you don’t I’ll call Dick and
we’ll pull you out.”
“Think I’m afraid of you brutes?” asked Chub,
scathingly. “I’d have you understand, Mr. Porter,
that I am not to be coerced. I am a free-born
citizen of this glorious Republic, and as such I have
rights which cannot—”
“Oh, Dick!” shouted Roy. Chub gave a bound
off his bed and was standing in the middle of the
tent in a twinkling.
“I dare you to pull me out!” he said with immense
dignity. Then, “How’s the water?” he
asked.
“Cold,” replied Roy. “Besides, you haven’t
got time for a bath. If you want to bathe before
breakfast you must get up at a decent time. Get a
move on now.”
Roy went out, leaving Chub indignantly searching
for a pair of stockings which he plainly remembered
having taken off last night but which at the
present moment were not to be seen.
“Decent time!” he muttered. “What’s a vacation
for if you can’t lie in bed when you’re sleepy?
I’ve a good mind to go back again.” He looked
speculatively at his disordered bed, and then
peeped through the tent door. What he saw decided
him.
“Bacon and eggs,” he murmured appreciatively.
“Where are my trousers? A fellow doesn’t have
to have socks to eat breakfast in.” But the trousers
revealed the missing stockings, and as he proceeded
to dress leisurely he warbled loudly for the
benefit of the others:
“The lark came up to meet the sun
And carol forth its lay;
The farmer’s boy took down his gun
And at him blazed away.
“The busy bee arose at five
And hummed the meadows o’er;
The farmer’s wife went to his hive
And robbed him of his store.
“The little ant rose early too,
His labors to begin;
The greedy sparrow that way flew
And took his antship in.
“O birds and bees and ants, be wise;
In proverbs take no stock;
Like me, refuse from bed to rise
Till half past eight o’clock.”
“If you’re not out here in two minutes,” called
Dick, “we’re going to duck you.”
“Brutes!” answered Chub. “Who’s got my
necktie?”
The inquiry elicited no response and he was compelled
to solve the mystery unaided. The missing
article was finally discovered dangling from the
pocket of his shirt. The tent was filled with a subdued
yellow light, for the sun was shining brightly
from a clear, blue sky, and here and there a low-hanging
branch was silhouetted against the canvas.
Through the opening a cool, moist breeze blew in,
tempting the dawdler into the morning world. But
what tempted him still more was the fragrant odor
that came from Dick’s pan and the accompanying
eloquent sizzling sound. Chub was out before the
two minutes had expired. The bacon and eggs were
frying merrily, the coffee-pot was exhaling a fragrant
aroma through its spout, and life was wonderfully
well worth living. Chub balanced himself
precariously on the jutting stone and performed a
somewhat sketchy toilet. Then he and Roy tumbled
into the canoe and shot it out across the green-shadowed
water.
Harry had given up her horn in disgust and was
sitting on the landing, a picture of patience. As
they drew near a fox terrier rustled out of the trees
and ran toward them wagging a wisp of a tail in
hilarious greeting.
“I brought Snip along,” explained Harry. “He
loves to run around on the island, and I’m not
afraid of his getting lost because, of course, he can’t
get off. Methuselah wanted to come too, but I
didn’t see how I could bring him.”
“It’s just as well,” said Roy. “He might get
seasick crossing over.”
“Do you think parrots can get seasick?” asked
Harry curiously as she took her place in the canoe.
“Well, we wouldn’t want to risk it,” answered
Roy evasively. “Isn’t it a swell morning?”
“Beautiful. I’ve been up nearly two hours. I
hope you’ve got something nice for breakfast.”
“You bet we have,” said Chub. “Bacon and
eggs, all sputtering together in a pan like a happy
family. Gee, I’m hungry enough to eat this paddle.
Talk about being up a long time, Harry! Why,
I’ve been up ever since—”
“Ten minutes ago,” finished Roy. “Snip, if
you lean any farther out you’ll find a watery
grave.”
“Snip can swim beautifully,” said Harry indignantly.
“Can’t you, darling?” Darling intimated
by a quick dab of his tongue at her chin that swimming
was one of the easiest things he did.
“Huh!” said Chub. “Snip swims like Sid
Welch; makes an awful lot of fuss but doesn’t get
anywhere. Why, when Sid gets into the water
there’s foam for a mile up and down the river;
looks like a regular flotilla of excursion steamers
had been along. As for Sid, he grunts and thrashes
his arms and legs around and stays just where he
started.”
“I think Snip swims very well for a small dog,”
said Harry with hauteur.
“Talking about swimming,” observed Roy,
“who’s going in this forenoon? Did you bring
your bathing-suit, Harry?”
“I guess I’ll wait until to-morrow,” answered
Harry. “Then I can get into my bathing-suit at the
house and put on a mackintosh and you can row me
over.”
“For that matter,” said Roy, “we might just as
well go in from the float. The swimming’s just as
good there as it is on the island.” But Harry
raised instant protest.
“No, you mustn’t,” she declared. “That
wouldn’t be fair. You must make believe that the
island is away off from everywhere and that it
takes days and days to get to the camp.”
“Of course,” laughed Roy. “Let me see, to-day’s
Friday; we ought to get breakfast about Sunday,
eh?”
“Dick will have it all eaten by then,” said Chub
sadly.
“Oh, we’ve already been two days on the trip,”
answered Harry merrily. “We’ll be there in a few
minutes now.”
“Hooray!” Chub shouted. “Land ho!”
“Where away?” asked Roy.
“Two points off the bow paddle,” answered Chub.
“And, say, I can smell that bacon!”
A moment later they were aground on Inner
Beach and Roy helped Harry out on to the sand.
At the stove Dick was busily transferring slices of
crisp bacon and golden-brown eggs on to the tin
plates.
“Good morning, Harry,” he shouted. “You’re
just in time. Have a fried egg?”
“No,” answered Chub, “she isn’t hungry. She
says I can have hers.”
“Oh, you fibber!” cried Harry. “I didn’t say
anything of the kind, Dick! I’m so hungry—”
“That’s all right,” Dick replied. “No one ever
believes Chub. Here you are, now; get busy. Pass
your cups if you want coffee. Say, Roy, get the
sugar, will you? I forgot it.”
“Oh, don’t we have the best things to eat!”
sighed Harry presently.
“We sure do,” answered Roy. “Is there another
egg there, Dickums?”
“Yes, there’s two each. Pass your plate.”
“I don’t want a second one,” Harry announced,
“so some one can have it.”
“Thanks,” said Roy. “Much obliged, Harry.”
Chub, who had opened his mouth, shut it again
and looked disgustedly at Roy. He was silent a
moment, while the others watched him amusedly,
then:
“I know a good English conundrum about a lobster,”
he announced gravely.
“All right,” said Dick. “Out with it; get it off
your mind.”
“Why is Roy like a lobster?”
“Why is he a lobster, you mean, don’t you?”
“No, that’s beyond explaining. I mean why is
he like a lobster?”
“Is there any known answer?” scoffed Roy, “or
is it like most of your conundrums?”
“There’s a very excellent answer,” replied Chub
with dignity, as he stole Dick’s slice of bread undetected.
“The answer is: because he is selfish.”
“Selfish? I don’t see—” began Dick.
“Oh, shell-fish!” cried Harry. “Don’t you see?
Selfish—shell-fish. That’s it, isn’t it, Chub?”
“Yes, that’s it; good, isn’t it?”
“About the poorest I ever heard,” said Roy.
“Shell-fish!”
“It’s an English conundrum,” answered Chub,
calmly.
“It sounds like one,” Dick agreed.
“Yes, if you drop the h it’s all right!”
“O-oh!” cried the others in chorus. Chub bowed
modestly.
“I’d like another egg, please,” he said.
“Well, you don’t deserve it,” said Roy. “But
I’ll give you Harry’s.”
“I’ll compromise on half.”
“Here, I’ll cook another,” said Dick, but Chub
and Roy decided that half an egg would be all they
could eat with comfort.
After breakfast it was decided that they were to
walk around the island, or, in the words of Harry,
explore their domain.
“I tell you what we ought to do,” said Roy. “We
ought to make a map of it, showing all the bays and
peninsulas and—and—”
“Rivers,” suggested Chub. “Who’s going to
do it?”
“I will,” Roy answered. “Where can I get a
piece of paper?”
“There’s a tablet in my suit case that I brought
along to write letters on,” said Dick. “Will that
do?”
“Have to,” Roy replied. “Can I find it?”
“Sure. Pull things out until you reach it. It’s
there somewhere. Where’s Snip got to, Harry?”
“Oh, he’s around somewhere,” Chub answered.
“I heard him barking like anything awhile ago.
Probably he’s caught a bear.”
“Yes, a Teddy bear,” said Dick. “Here, Snip!
Here, Snip!”
“I hope it’s a white one,” laughed Harry;
“I like them better than the brown ones, don’t
you?”
“Yes, the cinnamon gets up my nose,” Chub assured
them. “Here he comes, with his tongue hanging
out so far that he’s stepping on it! What did
you find, Snipper-Snapper?”
“That’s not his name, Chub Eaton,” Harry remonstrated.
“His name’s Darlingest Snip.”
“Well, come on, Darlingest Snip,” said Chub as
Roy joined them; “but you must behave yourself
and not kill any more bears. If you do you’ll be
arrested for violation of the game laws of Fox Island.”
They set off along Inner Beach, pausing every
minute or so while Roy made marks on the tablet.
“Of course,” he explained, apologetically, “this
will be only a rough map, you know.” Chub sniffed
but forebore to make any comment.
At Round Head, the big rock at the farther end
of the beach, they sat down in the sunlight for
awhile and allowed Roy to puzzle over his map.
Then they followed the little well-worn path which
skirts the shore under the trees past Turtle Cove,
Turtle Point, and Round Harbor. This brought
them to the upper end of the island where it terminates
in a rocky point that breasts the water like
the prow of a battle-ship. Roy originated the simile,
and Chub remarked that it wasn’t the bow of a
ship but the stern, and that the two little islets lying
beyond were the battle-ship’s tenders in tow.
“We’re getting quite—quite poetical,” said
Dick. “What’s the name of this point, Roy?”
Roy shook his head and looked questioningly at
Chub.
“Don’t believe it has any name,” said the latter.
“We’ve always called it just ‘the other end,’ or
something like that.”
“Oh, let’s name it!” cried Harry.
“Point Torohadik,” Roy suggested.
“Point Harriet,” Chub corrected. Harry clapped
her hands.
“Couldn’t we call it that?” she asked eagerly.
“That’s its name henceforth,” replied Chub
solemnly. “And we ought really to change the
names of those islands there to Snip and Methuselah!”
“I’m afraid we can’t do that,” laughed Roy.
“They’ve been called Treasure Island and Far Island
for years.”
“I tell you, though,” cried Chub. “The Grapes
haven’t been named. There are eight of them.
We’ll name those!”
They hurried past the point to where a cluster of
tiny islets, the largest scarcely bigger than a barn
door, lay just off the shore. A few of them held
turf and bushes, but most were just barren lumps
of rock and sand.
“Now,” said Chub, “the largest we will name
Snip Island, the next largest Methuselah, the
next Spot, the next—”
“Lady Gray!” prompted Harry.
“Lady Gray. Then comes—are there any more
cats or kittens, Harry?”
“There’s Joe,” said Harry, somewhat reproachfully.
“Oh, yes, of course. Well, that’s Joe Island over
there, the three-cornered one. Now what?”
“Well, there are the black rabbits,” Harry suggested.
“Just the thing!” said Roy. “There are three
of them and there are just three islands left. I
name thee—”
“Say, who’s officiating at this christening, anyhow?”
asked Chub. “You run away and play,
Mr. Porter. Now, the next island to Joe is Pete, the
next Repeat, and the last one Threepete.”
“Referred to in the geographies as the Rabbit
Group,” added Dick. “And now, if the ceremony
is completed, we will move on to the next exhibit.”
They ran up the little slope of Hood’s Hill,
where the three boys had awaited the boat-race, and
then, like a celebrated army, ran down again. That
brought them to Outer Beach, and they followed the
edge of the water to Gull Point and from there on
to Lookout, a small promontory dividing Outer
Beach proper from the smaller crescent of sand
known as Victory Cove. Then they were home
again.
“Let’s see your old map,” said Chub, and when
it was exhibited he laughed uproariously.
“Call that a map!” he shouted. “Why, say,
Roy, that’s the diagram of a nightmare! Come and
look, Dick.”
“You wait until I fix it up,” answered Roy, unruffled,
thrusting it in his pocket to Dick’s disappointment.
“It’s got to be drawn over again with
ink.”
“Huh!” scoffed Chub. “The ink will turn pale
when it sees that!”
They threw themselves down on the ground in
the shade of the whispering birches, and Snip, who
had wandered afield some moments before, came
trotting into sight, his tongue hanging out, and subsided,
very warm and happy, at Harry’s feet.
“He’s been at it again,” said Chub regretfully.
“At what?” Harry demanded.
“Killing bears. We won’t have any left on the
island if you don’t stop him, Harry.”
“You’re very silly,” said Harry.
“Oh, very well,” was the response. “I’m not
going to stay here and be insulted. Me for the water.”
With a glance of contempt our hero turned
upon his heel and strode haughtily away.
Chub tried turning on his heel, but as there was a
root in the way he made rather a failure of it. But
he had better success with the rest of the performance,
for the look of haughtiness which he assumed
sent the others into howls of laughter. Dick and
Roy followed him into the tent and Harry and Snip
wandered away along Inner Beach in search of blueberries.
Presently there was a chorus of yells that
sent the hair along the middle of Snip’s back pointing
upward like the quills of the fretful porcupine
and the three boys came tearing along the beach in
their bathing-suits. As they came abreast of Harry
and Snip Chub shouted:
“Last one in is a fool!”
There was a mighty thrashing of the water as the
trio floundered through the first few yards and then
three splashes almost simultaneous followed. In a
moment they were all up, laughing and gasping,
and calling to Harry to settle the question of who
the fool was.
“Why,” said Harry, “you all went in at the same
time, so you’re all three fools!”
“No sooner said than stung,” cried Chub.
“Harry, if you’ll come nearer I’ll tell you a
secret.”
“Yes, and throw water on me,” answered Harry
shrewdly. “No thanks; I’m very comfortable
where I am.”
“I hate a suspicious person,” Chub grumbled.
“That’s what I like about Dick. He’s never suspicious.”
Whereupon Chub dived quickly and
grabbed the unsuspicious one by the ankle and for a
minute the water boiled as the two struggled together.
At length Chub broke away and fled to the
beach, and presently they were all out of the water
and sunning themselves on the sloping surface
of Round Head. Harry and Snip joined them, Snip
hitting upon the enjoyable pastime of licking the
boys’ faces as soon as they lay down and closed their
eyes against the sunlight. This innocent diversion
proved to be Snip’s undoing, for while he was operating
on Dick, that youth, unable to stand the tickling
sensation any longer, arose suddenly and toppled
the luckless Snip over the edge of the rock into
the water.
“Oh, he will drown!” wailed Harry.
But Snip came up coughing and choking and
struck out bravely for the beach, and his anxious
mistress reached him just in time to get well spattered
as he emerged from the water and shook himself.
“I thought you said he could swim beautifully,”
said Chub.
“Well, didn’t he?”
“Yes, but you were scared he’d drown. If you
knew he could swim—”
“Of course I knew he could swim, but—but supposing
a shark got him!” And she was quite incredulous
when they assured her that there were no
sharks that far up the Hudson. “You don’t know
anything about it,” she said. “A shark could swim
up here if he wanted to.”
“Oh, well, the only shark Snip need be afraid of
is a dog-shark,” said Chub. “And they keep those
muzzled.”
Presently, inaction beginning to pall on them,
they started diving from the rock, Dick, who knew
little about diving, cheerfully striving to duplicate
every stunt shown by Roy and Chub and coming
many a cropper in consequence. Then they
had a foot-race up the beach which Chub won
handily, and a broad-jumping contest which went
to Roy.
“What time do we have dinner?” asked Chub, as
he climbed back to the rock, panting.
“Any time; whenever we’re ready for it,” answered
Roy.
“Well, I’m ready right now,” Chub assured
him. “What time is it, do you suppose?”
“About a quarter of twelve,” replied Dick after
a scrutiny of the sun and the shadows. “Let’s
mosey back and get dressed. There are potatoes to
get ready.”
“O-o-oh!” howled Chub.
“What’s the matter?” asked Harry anxiously.
“I hurt my wrist when I was jumping,” answered
Chub.
“Badly? Did you sprain it?”
“Well, I don’t think it’s actually sprained,”
answered Chub cautiously, “but it’s too badly hurt
to allow me to hold a potato-knife.”
“Oh!” said Harry indignantly, as the others
laughed. “I thought you meant it.”
“For that,” said Roy, “we’ll make him peel
them all, eh, Dick?”
“Every last one,” replied Dick sternly. There
was no answer from Chub for a moment. Then he
observed casually, apparently addressing his remarks
to Snip:
“I was reading somewhere the other day that the
most healthful way in which to eat potatoes was
with the bark on.”
“Bark!” ridiculed Harry.
“We had them that way last night,” said Dick.
“To-day they’re to be peeled; and you’re going to
peel them. So come along.”
“I wonder,” muttered Chub as he arose and followed
the others along the beach, “why it is I always
have to do most of the work. I suppose I’m
too good-natured and obliging. Woe is me!”
Ten minutes later he was sitting cross-legged on
the rock in the cove with a pan of potatoes beside
him, peeling and whistling contentedly.
“How many have you got?” asked Dick, coming
down for the butter.
“Plenty,” answered Chub cheerfully. “Let’s
see, there’s one for you and one for Harry and a
little one for Roy and a tiny one for Snip and four
for me.”
“Two or three more will be enough,” said Dick.
“But, for goodness sake, Chub, which are the potatoes
and which are the peelings?”
“You run away,” answered Chub aggrievedly.
“Those peelings are mere wafers. I’m celebrated
for peeling potatoes.”
“Humph!” Dick grunted as he turned away.
“Humph yourself!” answered Chub, throwing a
peeling at him. “Chub,” he continued, talking to
himself, “this is a very ungrateful world. But you
must make the best of it. Do your duty, Chub, and
all will be well. Whereupon our hero, brushing
aside the unmanly tears, applied himself with renewed
vigor to his degrading task.” And Chub,
working the potato-knife slowly, took up his whistling
again.