THE QUEER ONE
"Sartin sure! By the big dipper, it's sartin
shame!" Bob McCartney stood at my
door all excitement as he delivered himself
of these explosives.
Bob is a short man and middle-wide, and he is
on the increase. This particular morning he stood
on my stoop, the very personification of heat. He
took off his hat and mopped his head and his red
face and without waiting went on with his message.
"The Missus Jim is took sudden and terrible
sick. Doc Withers is there and don't know what
ails her. Think of anything she could take?
Anything you know of she could do? Everybody is
suggestin'! Neighbors comin' an' goin' all the
while, tryin' to do something for the Missus Jim.
Didn't seem to be anything more I could do. You
can't try everything to onct, so think's I, I'll go
and see him. He comes from New York an' mebbe
he'll have a new idea."
"It might be a good thing to let one or two ideas
have a chance," I replied. "I've noticed that ideas
that get rushed and crowded don't do as well."
Bob brightened and pulling on his cap, backed
down the stairs. "I'll tell 'em to go slow and let
the first ideas have a chance."
I wisely concluded that Jim would have all the
help and more than he needed and I did not call for
three days. When I did Mrs. Jim herself answered
my knock and from just behind Jim shouted:
"She's all right again. Didn't prove so bad as
we thought. Something got inside of her that
didn't belong there and soon's it got out, she come
along all right."
"Was it the doctor or you, Jim, that cured
her?" I asked, as I sat down.
"I've been thinking o' that a good deal, this
day," he answered.
"Everything traces back to the Almighty, when
you let your thought travel far enough, and I'd like
to thank Him, first. I prayed a good deal and
though I don't need no thanks, I believe those prayers
helped. Then the neighbors helped. They
loaned hot water bags and fetched pillows, an'
done all manner o' things, 'till thinks I, nobody
ever had such neighbors as us. Then there was
Doc Withers. Now some folks give all the credit
to the docs, but I don't; neither do I take all the
praise from 'em. Their His servants, too, and I
callate dividing up the responsibility and the thanks
for a cure is a mighty difficult task. I know I ain't
worthy to do it myself."
A knock, a quick, nervous knock came just then
and Jim answered it, throwing wide the door, as he
always did, with his cheery, "Come right in."
A thin, tall man with a long rain-coat and big,
black-rimmed glasses stepped in. Snatching off his
gray Alpine hat, he introduced himself.
"I'm Clarence O. Jewett, of Boston. Am visiting
in Newfoundland, spending two and a half days
here. Came in on the steamer 'Rosalind' from
Halifax, yesterday, going back tomorrow. In St.
John's I was told of Harbor Jim and that his wife
was very ill, and I hired a car and came out here
and I am ready to give your wife a treatment. I
have been thinking that perhaps the Lord is using
me to bring the only, real, true religion to
Newfoundland. When your wife has seen the light and
comes to know the truth that sin and everything
material is a delusion, deception and a snare, she
will understand that being perfect she cannot really
suffer from an illusion. This earth and all things
upon which we look are but shadows. When your
wife is whole again and understands the non-reality
of matter, she will testify and others may hear
and heed, until many on this island will come to
praise the Lord and to remember Clarence O.
Jewett, of Boston, who brought the only, real, true
religion—"
At this moment, Mrs. Jim, who had stepped out
at the knock, re-entered the room and Jim had his
first chance to speak.
"This is the Missus. The news you received is
a little late, for she has recovered. Since you are a
mound-tripper and doin' the country, probably we
ought not to keep you. The road across is about
five hundred miles, and if you're goin' to see any
more'n St. John's, you'll have to hurry afore your
ship sails. There was a man down here last year
who staid two days in St. John's and then wrote a
book about Newfoundland, but he skipped a few
things."
The man was keenly disappointed. He changed
his weight from one foot to the other, for he had
not yet taken the seat that Jim had offered him.
He took off his glasses and wiped them and then
seating himself and clearing his throat, resumed.
"The cure is but temporary. Your wife will not
be well until she has learned that there is but one
thing to know and that is the truth and the truth
about the truth. And though you cannot expect to
understand it, I will start you on the way toward
the one, only, real, true religion."
"Am I supposed just to listen?" asked Jim, "or
do you think I might know enough to ask a question
now and then?"
"Certainly, certainly," the queer man replied.
"I have an answer for every question that is
absolutely logical. Take the question of the existence
of evil; that is the most puzzling question in all the
world. I have an answer to it that is entirely
satisfactory. Nobody can contradict it. Evil is matter.
Matter does not exist. Therefore evil does not
exist and since it does not exist, it never could have
been created. Evil and matter are just wrong
statements of mind. Do you see? Is it perfectly
clear to you?"
Jim gulped, as though he was in swimming and
had accidentally swallowed some salt water. I had
come to have a profound admiration for Jim and
was coming more and more to appreciate his wholesome
philosophy, and now I was waiting to see
what Jim would do with this man's statements.
"You have doused me beyond my depth, I
guess," was the somewhat puzzled reply of Jim.
"It isn't plain to me. But heave ahead a little and
mebbe I'll get some idea of what port you're sailin'
to. The only thing you have said so far that has
any familiar sound to me is what you said about
the one, only, real, true religion. I've heard that
several times before. Seems though most every
kind o' religion and every different church feels
that it's got the one, only, real, true religion.
Strikes me, every blessed one on'em has got some
of the real religion and also some foolishness and
smallness and no one on'em has got the pure, undiluted
article that Jesus Christ brought to the world.
I think He come the nearest to livin' the real religion.
But how'd you discover that your's was the only
religion?"
The queer man evidently thought the question
irrelevant, for he was off again.
"It is now proved that all is mental or mind.
Your thoughts are the opposites of mind. They
do not exist. They are even as all other things,
non-existent, non-real. God is the only reality.
There is no thing outside of God. You are not
separated from Him."
"Then," interrupted Jim, "how about the
Prodigal Son? Didn't he get separated from his
Father?"
"That is speaking in terms of no-mind. You
have not yet grasped the thought. Nothing can
exist but good. God never saw the Prodigal Son
until he came back, because he never has or can see
anything evil."
"Your God may not see or know evil, sickness
or suffering or anything that makes a man miserable.
I say, your God mayn't, but mine does. It's
his knowledge that makes Him compassionate. If
He didn't know what was happening to His own
children, that He had created and planned for, then
I'd rather pray to Bob McCartney. Think, sir,
what kind of a mother would your mother a-been,
if she hadn't known when you cried, and you hadn't
a-been able to climb up and lay in her arms and be
comforted and forgiven? She wouldn't a-been a
mother and God wouldn't be a God unless He knew
what was a-happening to His own children! Why
man alive didn't He make the world; aren't they
His, the cattle on a thousand hills, the lightenin'
and the thunder, the sweet grass and the flowers
and all things in and on and under the earth? If
He has gone off and forgotten it all and don't know
good and evil, if He don't know when we're
tired and failin' and tryin' again, why what would
be the use o' prayer or, for that matter, for livin'
at all?"
The queer man, at this point, removed his rubbers,
but made no comment upon Jim's questions.
Perhaps his feet were so warm it was hard for him
to keep his head cool.
"You are utterly deceived," he continued. "You
are confusing the real and the non-real. You are
following after shadows that do not exist at all.
You do not know the truth. You are bound. You
are looking at the mist of matter that will disappear
as the knowledge of truth develops within you. If
you will begin to deny the existence of evil, you will
begin to banish disease and ultimately you will understand
that all things are but illusions."
"Pears to me," Jim said, as the queer man
paused for breath, before launching more sentences
about the truth. "Pears to me, you're sailin' round
in a circle, and havin' a hard time dodging the
winds o' logic. Call the flower, the mountain, and
the man, shadows and illusions; if you will. I
don't object to that, only I want you to agree with
me that they are beautiful. The only thing I am
afeared of is that you'll make some folks think this
is not His world at all; and I want them to know
that this is His world and that He planned these
things you have re-named shadows and illusions. I
callate there's danger in your statements when you
come to follow them out. Then, too, these shadows
have been actin' about uniform for as long ago as
the book o' Genesis and afore that, and I don't
propose to try to get much farther back, for it makes
my eyes ache to see back o' that.
"When you tell me this body o' mine is an illusion,
it kinder riles me, for I believe the Good
Father planned this body as much as He planned a
soul for me. It's a house for my soul as long as
I'm in this earth and I callate it's to be treated
holy while it houses my soul. I know it will get
kinder old and dingy bye and bye and I'll be quitting
it, but that ain't no good reason for neglectin'
it now.
"Of course if what you say was true and there
was no material and it was all in thinking, then we
wouldn't have to wear clothes, nor eat food and
you wouldn't have to wear your specs, nor your
goloshes, because it's a little damp under feet this
morning. You may be different, Mr. Jewett, with
your one, only, real, true religion, but we Landers
up here all get a little older as days go by; we all
like to be cheered by food and fuel, and we all feel
the difference between winter and summer, and we
all travel sooner or later to the better land. Seems
to be His plan."
The queer man was gathering words for new
statements; but while he was listening to the last
of Jim's replies, he was looking intently at his
hands. If it may be permitted to speak in ordinary
fashion of a man of his philosophy, his hands were
dirty and he had become painfully aware of it.
Jim noticed his concern and remarked with a certain
acerbity of tone:
"You don't clean your hands with soap and
water, do you?"
The queer man in turn showed some increase of
warmth as he replied:
"I certainly do when I need to, that's only common
sense."
"Well," mused Jim, this time very slowly, "do
you know, I don't believe in using too much soap,
it's caustic and it's harmful sometimes to the skin,
but do you know, once in a while I get a bit riled
and dirty inside o' me and I decide that it's only
common sense to clean that just as I would my
hands."
The queer man sniffed and asked for a Bible.
"Have you a Bible?"
He won't get ahead very fast, if he thinks Jim
doesn't own a Bible and know its contents, I
thought; but I kept my thoughts to myself, for the
man had utterly ignored me, thus far, for Jim was
keeping him as busy as he cared to be. Before
Jim could answer he saw his Bible on the little
table and it opened easily and he saw at once the
markings and said:
"Glad you read your Bible, but it needs another
book beside it else you can't understand it and it's
a closed book. You need a key to the Scriptures."
"I callate," replied Jim, "that a man ought to
be able to read his own Bible and interpret it for
himself. The Lord has given every man a key in
his own mind and heart. The fathers that have
lived and died didn't have your key, but they got
comfort out of this Book. Ever since the words
were uttered they have been helping and some on
'em is so simple and beautiful that little fellows
can read and be blessed in the reading."
The queer man read now from Jim's Bible:
"And Jesus went about preaching the gospel of
the kingdom and healing all manner of diseases."
"Do you believe that? There it is plain, too
plain to be contradicted."
"Yes, I believe," answered Jim.
The queer man was surprised and it gave Jim
time to add:
"Jesus also said: 'According to your faith be it
unto thee. All things are possible to Him that
believeth!
"There's an old Indian lives down the road a
piece, who was all tied up with rheumatiz. He got
back the other day from New Mexico, all cured.
He'd never heard of you or your key to the Scriptures.
He'd been to a place called Chimayo. Went
to a little clay church down there and scraped up
some of the clay from the floor and mixed it with
water and drank it and has come back well. Every
year or two somebody goes from St. John's away
to Quebec and out to a place called St. Ann's,
where they got a wrist-bone of hers, so they tell,
and some of 'em come back well again.
"There's an old lady in Quidi Vidi nigh on to
eighty-five. She got sick when she was eighty,
grew feeble and pindling. She took to readin' this
Book and praying all by herself and she got her
strength back and she is as chipper as any woman
of sixty in the Dominion.
"What was it cured her; what is it that cures
lots of folks for a time, though we mustn't forget
that we all go hence according to His plan. He's
evidently got a good many rooms in His big house
and He doesn't intend for us to stay too long in
any one.
"Did these folks that drank mud, prayed in
front of a wrist-bone, or just prayed, believe that
they was living in the shadows; did they build up
an airy, fairy world and re-name things; not a bit
of it; they was cured just as you and I might be,
can be cured. Mr. Jewett, they had faith!
"I believe it's the measure of faith we have that
counts. The Lord speaks about our doing things
He did and greater also, and we shall just as our
faith grows. I believe in praying because it makes
that faith grow; I believe in reading the Book for
the same reason. If I had faith enough, I could,
like Him, remove mountains or walk upon the sea;
but it don't grieve me because I can't in a moment
do the things the Divine Son did. Faith always
seems to me to be a bigger thing than love. I guess
faith is love that has learned how to bring things
to pass.
"Let's not expect too much. Let's remember
we and the world have yet to do a good deal of
growing. I don't measure God's greatness nor His
goodness by the number of times He cures my
stomach-ache. It may be I'm pretty careless and
a certain amount of pain is about the only handy
Teacher He can find for me. It may be that in
this first room some of us will have to be somewhat
ailing, but let's not forget He gives us grace
to bear as well as strength to heal. I only ask to
be able to do my work and not grunt.
"I callate that if your one, only, real, true religion
is devoting its chief thought and its most time
to simply curing aches and pains, it ain't the religion
of our Lord for He went about doin' all kinds
of good."
The queer man was fidgeting and from his looks
I concluded he was about to seek new pastures.
Jim, noticing this, continued:
"I appreciate your coming, sir, proves there's
good in your religion. You've got the missionary
zeal and that deserves to be kept. After all we ain't
so far apart, as it might seem, some ways; but
we're starting from different points. I believe this
is a real world, an intended world, with real folks
and real facts and that it is a good world, His
World, and it's a goin' to be better; only not all to
onct, by re-naming the old and beautiful things He
planned and sent."
Mr. Jewett was wise in withdrawing, for Jim
was gaining in power and facility of expression.
Now, as the man edged toward the door, Jim extended
his hand and said:
"Don't lose your logic, 'cause there's no harm in
mixin' logic and religion. If religion is any good
it'll stand logic. Remember the Lord knowed what
He was a-doin' and He ain't abandoned His
children."
When he was well outside, Mrs. Jim spoke:
"Jim, do you think he has a screw loose in his
loft?"
But the queer man was back in a moment, with
a less confident air, but this time he had but one
brief sentence:
"Please, I left my rubbers."
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