“I suppose you will be getting away pretty soon, now Full Term is over,
Professor,” said a person not in the story to the Professor of
Ontography, soon after they had sat down next to each other at a feast in the
hospitable hall of St James’s College.
The Professor was young, neat, and precise in speech.
“Yes,” he said; “my friends have been making me take up golf
this term, and I mean to go to the East Coast—in point of fact to
Burnstow—(I dare say you know it) for a week or ten days, to improve my
game. I hope to get off tomorrow.”
“Oh, Parkins,” said his neighbour on the other side, “if you
are going to Burnstow, I wish you would look at the site of the Templars’
preceptory, and let me know if you think it would be any good to have a dig
there in the summer.”
It was, as you might suppose, a person of antiquarian pursuits who said this,
but, since he merely appears in this prologue, there is no need to give his
entitlements.
“Certainly,” said Parkins, the Professor: “if you will
describe to me whereabouts the site is, I will do my best to give you an idea
of the lie of the land when I get back; or I could write to you about it, if
you would tell me where you are likely to be.”
“Don’t trouble to do that, thanks. It’s only that I’m
thinking of taking my family in that direction in the Long, and it occurred to
me that, as very few of the English preceptories have ever been properly
planned, I might have an opportunity of doing something useful on
off-days.”
The Professor rather sniffed at the idea that planning out a preceptory could
be described as useful. His neighbour continued:
“The site—I doubt if there is anything showing above
ground—must be down quite close to the beach now. The sea has encroached
tremendously, as you know, all along that bit of coast. I should think, from
the map, that it must be about three-quarters of a mile from the Globe Inn, at
the north end of the town. Where are you going to stay?”
“Well, at the Globe Inn, as a matter of fact,” said Parkins;
“I have engaged a room there. I couldn’t get in anywhere else; most
of the lodging-houses are shut up in winter, it seems; and, as it is, they tell
me that the only room of any size I can have is really a double-bedded one, and
that they haven’t a corner in which to store the other bed, and so on.
But I must have a fairly large room, for I am taking some books down, and mean
to do a bit of work; and though I don’t quite fancy having an empty
bed—not to speak of two—in what I may call for the time being my
study, I suppose I can manage to rough it for the short time I shall be
there.”
“Do you call having an extra bed in your room roughing it,
Parkins?” said a bluff person opposite. “Look here, I shall come
down and occupy it for a bit; it’ll be company for you.”
The Professor quivered, but managed to laugh in a courteous manner.
“By all means, Rogers; there’s nothing I should like better. But
I’m afraid you would find it rather dull; you don’t play golf, do
you?”
“No, thank Heaven!” said rude Mr Rogers.
“Well, you see, when I’m not writing I shall most likely be out on
the links, and that, as I say, would be rather dull for you, I’m
afraid.”
“Oh, I don’t know! There’s certain to be somebody I know in
the place; but, of course, if you don’t want me, speak the word, Parkins;
I shan’t be offended. Truth, as you always tell us, is never
offensive.”
Parkins was, indeed, scrupulously polite and strictly truthful. It is to be
feared that Mr Rogers sometimes practised upon his knowledge of these
characteristics. In Parkins’s breast there was a conflict now raging,
which for a moment or two did not allow him to answer. That interval being
over, he said:
“Well, if you want the exact truth, Rogers, I was considering whether the
room I speak of would really be large enough to accommodate us both
comfortably; and also whether (mind, I shouldn’t have said this if you
hadn’t pressed me) you would not constitute something in the nature of a
hindrance to my work.”
Rogers laughed loudly.
“Well done, Parkins!” he said. “It’s all right. I
promise not to interrupt your work; don’t you disturb yourself about
that. No, I won’t come if you don’t want me; but I thought I should
do so nicely to keep the ghosts off.” Here he might have been seen to
wink and to nudge his next neighbour. Parkins might also have been seen to
become pink. “I beg pardon, Parkins,” Rogers continued; “I
oughtn’t to have said that. I forgot you didn’t like levity on
these topics.”
“Well,” Parkins said, “as you have mentioned the matter, I
freely own that I do not like careless talk about what you call ghosts.
A man in my position,” he went on, raising his voice a little,
“cannot, I find, be too careful about appearing to sanction the current
beliefs on such subjects. As you know, Rogers, or as you ought to know; for I
think I have never concealed my views—”
“No, you certainly have not, old man,” put in Rogers sotto
voce.
“—I hold that any semblance, any appearance of concession to the
view that such things might exist is equivalent to a renunciation of all that I
hold most sacred. But I’m afraid I have not succeeded in securing your
attention.”
“Your undivided attention, was what Dr Blimber actually
said,”[4]
Rogers interrupted, with every appearance of an earnest desire for accuracy.
“But I beg your pardon, Parkins: I’m stopping you.”
“No, not at all,” said Parkins. “I don’t remember
Blimber; perhaps he was before my time. But I needn’t go on. I’m
sure you know what I mean.”
“Yes, yes,” said Rogers, rather hastily—“just so.
We’ll go into it fully at Burnstow, or somewhere.”
In repeating the above dialogue I have tried to give the impression which it
made on me, that Parkins was something of an old woman—rather henlike,
perhaps, in his little ways; totally destitute, alas! of the sense of humour,
but at the same time dauntless and sincere in his convictions, and a man
deserving of the greatest respect. Whether or not the reader has gathered so
much, that was the character which Parkins had.
On the following day Parkins did, as he had hoped, succeed in getting away from
his college, and in arriving at Burnstow. He was made welcome at the Globe Inn,
was safely installed in the large double-bedded room of which we have heard,
and was able before retiring to rest to arrange his materials for work in
apple-pie order upon a commodious table which occupied the outer end of the
room, and was surrounded on three sides by windows looking out seaward; that is
to say, the central window looked straight out to sea, and those on the left
and right commanded prospects along the shore to the north and south
respectively. On the south you saw the village of Burnstow. On the north no
houses were to be seen, but only the beach and the low cliff backing it.
Immediately in front was a strip—not considerable—of rough grass,
dotted with old anchors, capstans, and so forth; then a broad path; then the
beach. Whatever may have been the original distance between the Globe Inn and
the sea, not more than sixty yards now separated them.
The rest of the population of the inn was, of course, a golfing one, and
included few elements that call for a special description. The most conspicuous
figure was, perhaps, that of an ancien militaire, secretary of a London
club, and possessed of a voice of incredible strength, and of views of a
pronouncedly Protestant type. These were apt to find utterance after his
attendance upon the ministrations of the Vicar, an estimable man with
inclinations towards a picturesque ritual, which he gallantly kept down as far
as he could out of deference to East Anglian tradition.
Professor Parkins, one of whose principal characteristics was pluck, spent the
greater part of the day following his arrival at Burnstow in what he had called
improving his game, in company with this Colonel Wilson: and during the
afternoon—whether the process of improvement were to blame or not, I am
not sure—the Colonel’s demeanour assumed a colouring so lurid that
even Parkins jibbed at the thought of walking home with him from the links. He
determined, after a short and furtive look at that bristling moustache and
those incarnadined features, that it would be wiser to allow the influences of
tea and tobacco to do what they could with the Colonel before the dinner-hour
should render a meeting inevitable.
“I might walk home tonight along the beach,” he
reflected—“yes, and take a look—there will be light enough
for that—at the ruins of which Disney was talking. I don’t exactly
know where they are, by the way; but I expect I can hardly help stumbling on
them.”
This he accomplished, I may say, in the most literal sense, for in picking his
way from the links to the shingle beach his foot caught, partly in a gorse-root
and partly in a biggish stone, and over he went. When he got up and surveyed
his surroundings, he found himself in a patch of somewhat broken ground covered
with small depressions and mounds. These latter, when he came to examine them,
proved to be simply masses of flints embedded in mortar and grown over with
turf. He must, he quite rightly concluded, be on the site of the preceptory he
had promised to look at. It seemed not unlikely to reward the spade of the
explorer; enough of the foundations was probably left at no great depth to
throw a good deal of light on the general plan. He remembered vaguely that the
Templars, to whom this site had belonged, were in the habit of building round
churches, and he thought a particular series of the humps or mounds near him
did appear to be arranged in something of a circular form. Few people can
resist the temptation to try a little amateur research in a department quite
outside their own, if only for the satisfaction of showing how successful they
would have been had they only taken it up seriously. Our Professor, however, if
he felt something of this mean desire, was also truly anxious to oblige Mr
Disney. So he paced with care the circular area he had noticed, and wrote down
its rough dimensions in his pocket-book. Then he proceeded to examine an oblong
eminence which lay east of the centre of the circle, and seemed to his thinking
likely to be the base of a platform or altar. At one end of it, the northern, a
patch of the turf was gone—removed by some boy or other creature feraæ
naturæ. It might, he thought, be as well to probe the soil here for
evidences of masonry, and he took out his knife and began scraping away the
earth. And now followed another little discovery: a portion of soil fell inward
as he scraped, and disclosed a small cavity. He lighted one match after another
to help him to see of what nature the hole was, but the wind was too strong for
them all. By tapping and scratching the sides with his knife, however, he was
able to make out that it must be an artificial hole in masonry. It was
rectangular, and the sides, top, and bottom, if not actually plastered, were
smooth and regular. Of course it was empty. No! As he withdrew the knife he
heard a metallic clink, and when he introduced his hand it met with a
cylindrical object lying on the floor of the hole. Naturally enough, he picked
it up, and when he brought it into the light, now fast fading, he could see
that it, too, was of man’s making—a metal tube about four inches
long, and evidently of some considerable age.
By the time Parkins had made sure that there was nothing else in this odd
receptacle, it was too late and too dark for him to think of undertaking any
further search. What he had done had proved so unexpectedly interesting that he
determined to sacrifice a little more of the daylight on the morrow to
archaeology. The object which he now had safe in his pocket was bound to be of
some slight value at least, he felt sure.
Bleak and solemn was the view on which he took a last look before starting
homeward. A faint yellow light in the west showed the links, on which a few
figures moving towards the club-house were still visible, the squat martello
tower, the lights of Aldsey village, the pale ribbon of sands intersected at
intervals by black wooden groynings, the dim and murmuring sea. The wind was
bitter from the north, but was at his back when he set out for the Globe. He
quickly rattled and clashed through the shingle and gained the sand, upon
which, but for the groynings which had to be got over every few yards, the
going was both good and quiet. One last look behind, to measure the distance he
had made since leaving the ruined Templars’ church, showed him a prospect
of company on his walk, in the shape of a rather indistinct personage, who
seemed to be making great efforts to catch up with him, but made little, if
any, progress. I mean that there was an appearance of running about his
movements, but that the distance between him and Parkins did not seem
materially to lessen. So, at least, Parkins thought, and decided that he almost
certainly did not know him, and that it would be absurd to wait until he came
up. For all that, company, he began to think, would really be very welcome on
that lonely shore, if only you could choose your companion. In his
unenlightened days he had read of meetings in such places which even now would
hardly bear thinking of. He went on thinking of them, however, until he reached
home, and particularly of one which catches most people’s fancy at some
time of their childhood. “Now I saw in my dream that Christian had gone
but a very little way when he saw a foul fiend coming over the field to meet
him.” “What should I do now,” he thought, “if I looked
back and caught sight of a black figure sharply defined against the yellow sky,
and saw that it had horns and wings? I wonder whether I should stand or run for
it. Luckily, the gentleman behind is not of that kind, and he seems to be about
as far off now as when I saw him first. Well, at this rate, he won’t get
his dinner as soon as I shall; and, dear me! it’s within a quarter of an
hour of the time now. I must run!”
Parkins had, in fact, very little time for dressing. When he met the Colonel at
dinner, Peace—or as much of her as that gentleman could
manage—reigned once more in the military bosom; nor was she put to flight
in the hours of bridge that followed dinner, for Parkins was a more than
respectable player. When, therefore, he retired towards twelve o’clock,
he felt that he had spent his evening in quite a satisfactory way, and that,
even for so long as a fortnight or three weeks, life at the Globe would be
supportable under similar conditions—“especially,” thought
he, “if I go on improving my game.”
As he went along the passages he met the boots of the Globe, who stopped and
said:
“Beg your pardon, sir, but as I was a-brushing your coat just now there
was somethink fell out of the pocket. I put it on your chest of drawers, sir,
in your room, sir—a piece of a pipe or somethink of that, sir. Thank you,
sir. You’ll find it on your chest of drawers, sir—yes, sir. Good
night, sir.”
The speech served to remind Parkins of his little discovery of that afternoon.
It was with some considerable curiosity that he turned it over by the light of
his candles. It was of bronze, he now saw, and was shaped very much after the
manner of the modern dog-whistle; in fact it was—yes, certainly it
was—actually no more nor less than a whistle. He put it to his lips, but
it was quite full of a fine, caked-up sand or earth, which would not yield to
knocking, but must be loosened with a knife. Tidy as ever in his habits,
Parkins cleared out the earth on to a piece of paper, and took the latter to
the window to empty it out. The night was clear and bright, as he saw when he
had opened the casement, and he stopped for an instant to look at the sea and
note a belated wanderer stationed on the shore in front of the inn. Then he
shut the window, a little surprised at the late hours people kept at Burnstow,
and took his whistle to the light again. Why, surely there were marks on it,
and not merely marks, but letters! A very little rubbing rendered the
deeply-cut inscription quite legible, but the Professor had to confess, after
some earnest thought, that the meaning of it was as obscure to him as the
writing on the wall to Belshazzar. There were legends both on the front and on
the back of the whistle. The one read thus:
FLA FUR BIS FLE
The other:
QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT
“I ought to be able to make it out,” he thought; “but I
suppose I am a little rusty in my Latin. When I come to think of it, I
don’t believe I even know the word for a whistle. The long one does seem
simple enough. It ought to mean, ‘Who is this who is coming?’ Well,
the best way to find out is evidently to whistle for him.”
He blew tentatively and stopped suddenly, startled and yet pleased at the note
he had elicited. It had a quality of infinite distance in it, and, soft as it
was, he somehow felt it must be audible for miles round. It was a sound, too,
that seemed to have the power (which many scents possess) of forming pictures
in the brain. He saw quite clearly for a moment a vision of a wide, dark
expanse at night, with a fresh wind blowing, and in the midst a lonely
figure—how employed, he could not tell. Perhaps he would have seen more
had not the picture been broken by the sudden surge of a gust of wind against
his casement, so sudden that it made him look up, just in time to see the white
glint of a seabird’s wing somewhere outside the dark panes.
The sound of the whistle had so fascinated him that he could not help trying it
once more, this time more boldly. The note was little, if at all, louder than
before, and repetition broke the illusion—no picture followed, as he had
half hoped it might. ‘But what is this? Goodness! what force the wind can
get up in a few minutes! What a tremendous gust! There! I knew that
window-fastening was no use! Ah! I thought so—both candles out. It is
enough to tear the room to pieces.’
The first thing was to get the window shut. While you might count twenty
Parkins was struggling with the small casement, and felt almost as if he were
pushing back a sturdy burglar, so strong was the pressure. It slackened all at
once, and the window banged to and latched itself. Now to relight the candles
and see what damage, if any, had been done. No, nothing seemed amiss; no glass
even was broken in the casement. But the noise had evidently roused at least
one member of the household: the Colonel was to be heard stumping in his
stockinged feet on the floor above, and growling.
Quickly as it had risen, the wind did not fall at once. On it went, moaning and
rushing past the house, at times rising to a cry so desolate that, as Parkins
disinterestedly said, it might have made fanciful people feel quite
uncomfortable; even the unimaginative, he thought after a quarter of an hour,
might be happier without it.
Whether it was the wind, or the excitement of golf, or of the researches in the
preceptory that kept Parkins awake, he was not sure. Awake he remained, in any
case, long enough to fancy (as I am afraid I often do myself under such
conditions) that he was the victim of all manner of fatal disorders: he would
lie counting the beats of his heart, convinced that it was going to stop work
every moment, and would entertain grave suspicions of his lungs, brain, liver,
etc.—suspicions which he was sure would be dispelled by the return of
daylight, but which until then refused to be put aside. He found a little
vicarious comfort in the idea that someone else was in the same boat. A near
neighbour (in the darkness it was not easy to tell his direction) was tossing
and rustling in his bed, too.
The next stage was that Parkins shut his eyes and determined to give sleep
every chance. Here again over-excitement asserted itself in another
form—that of making pictures. Experto crede, pictures do come to
the closed eyes of one trying to sleep, and are often so little to his taste
that he must open his eyes and disperse them.
Parkins’s experience on this occasion was a very distressing one. He
found that the picture which presented itself to him was continuous. When he
opened his eyes, of course, it went; but when he shut them once more it framed
itself afresh, and acted itself out again, neither quicker nor slower than
before. What he saw was this:
A long stretch of shore—shingle edged by sand, and intersected at short
intervals with black groynes running down to the water—a scene, in fact,
so like that of his afternoon’s walk that, in the absence of any
landmark, it could not be distinguished therefrom. The light was obscure,
conveying an impression of gathering storm, late winter evening, and slight
cold rain. On this bleak stage at first no actor was visible. Then, in the
distance, a bobbing black object appeared; a moment more, and it was a man
running, jumping, clambering over the groynes, and every few seconds looking
eagerly back. The nearer he came the more obvious it was that he was not only
anxious, but even terribly frightened, though his face was not to be
distinguished. He was, moreover, almost at the end of his strength. On he came;
each successive obstacle seemed to cause him more difficulty than the last.
“Will he get over this next one?” thought Parkins; “it seems
a little higher than the others.” Yes; half climbing, half throwing
himself, he did get over, and fell all in a heap on the other side (the side
nearest to the spectator). There, as if really unable to get up again, he
remained crouching under the groyne, looking up in an attitude of painful
anxiety.
So far no cause whatever for the fear of the runner had been shown; but now
there began to be seen, far up the shore, a little flicker of something
light-coloured moving to and fro with great swiftness and irregularity. Rapidly
growing larger, it, too, declared itself as a figure in pale, fluttering
draperies, ill-defined. There was something about its motion which made Parkins
very unwilling to see it at close quarters. It would stop, raise arms, bow
itself towards the sand, then run stooping across the beach to the water-edge
and back again; and then, rising upright, once more continue its course forward
at a speed that was startling and terrifying. The moment came when the pursuer
was hovering about from left to right only a few yards beyond the groyne where
the runner lay in hiding. After two or three ineffectual castings hither and
thither it came to a stop, stood upright, with arms raised high, and then
darted straight forward towards the groyne.
It was at this point that Parkins always failed in his resolution to keep his
eyes shut. With many misgivings as to incipient failure of eyesight, overworked
brain, excessive smoking, and so on, he finally resigned himself to light his
candle, get out a book, and pass the night waking, rather than be tormented by
this persistent panorama, which he saw clearly enough could only be a morbid
reflection of his walk and his thoughts on that very day.
The scraping of match on box and the glare of light must have startled some
creatures of the night—rats or what not—which he heard scurry
across the floor from the side of his bed with much rustling. Dear, dear! the
match is out! Fool that it is! But the second one burnt better, and a candle
and book were duly procured, over which Parkins pored till sleep of a wholesome
kind came upon him, and that in no long space. For about the first time in his
orderly and prudent life he forgot to blow out the candle, and when he was
called next morning at eight there was still a flicker in the socket and a sad
mess of guttered grease on the top of the little table.
After breakfast he was in his room, putting the finishing touches to his
golfing costume—fortune had again allotted the Colonel to him for a
partner—when one of the maids came in.
“Oh, if you please,” she said, “would you like any extra
blankets on your bed, sir?”
“Ah! thank you,” said Parkins. “Yes, I think I should like
one. It seems likely to turn rather colder.”
In a very short time the maid was back with the blanket.
“Which bed should I put it on, sir?” she asked.
“What? Why, that one—the one I slept in last night,” he said,
pointing to it.
“Oh yes! I beg your pardon, sir, but you seemed to have tried both of
“em; leastways, we had to make ’em both up this morning.”
“Really? How very absurd!” said Parkins. “I certainly never
touched the other, except to lay some things on it. Did it actually seem to
have been slept in?”
“Oh yes, sir!” said the maid. “Why, all the things was
crumpled and throwed about all ways, if you’ll excuse me, sir—quite
as if anyone ’adn’t passed but a very poor night, sir.”
“Dear me,” said Parkins. “Well, I may have disordered it more
than I thought when I unpacked my things. I’m very sorry to have given
you the extra trouble, I’m sure. I expect a friend of mine soon, by the
way—a gentleman from Cambridge—to come and occupy it for a night or
two. That will be all right, I suppose, won’t it?”
“Oh yes, to be sure, sir. Thank you, sir. It’s no trouble,
I’m sure,” said the maid, and departed to giggle with her
colleagues.
Parkins set forth, with a stern determination to improve his game.
I am glad to be able to report that he succeeded so far in this enterprise that
the Colonel, who had been rather repining at the prospect of a second
day’s play in his company, became quite chatty as the morning advanced;
and his voice boomed out over the flats, as certain also of our own minor poets
have said, “like some great bourdon in a minster tower”.
“Extraordinary wind, that, we had last night,” he said. “In
my old home we should have said someone had been whistling for it.”
“Should you, indeed!” said Parkins. “Is there a superstition
of that kind still current in your part of the country?”
“I don’t know about superstition,” said the Colonel.
“They believe in it all over Denmark and Norway, as well as on the
Yorkshire coast; and my experience is, mind you, that there’s generally
something at the bottom of what these country-folk hold to, and have held to
for generations. But it’s your drive” (or whatever it might have
been: the golfing reader will have to imagine appropriate digressions at the
proper intervals).
When conversation was resumed, Parkins said, with a slight hesitancy:
“A propos of what you were saying just now, Colonel, I think I ought to
tell you that my own views on such subjects are very strong. I am, in fact, a
convinced disbeliever in what is called the ‘supernatural’.”
“What!” said the Colonel, “do you mean to tell me you
don’t believe in second-sight, or ghosts, or anything of that
kind?”
“In nothing whatever of that kind,” returned Parkins firmly.
“Well,” said the Colonel, “but it appears to me at that rate,
sir, that you must be little better than a Sadducee.”
Parkins was on the point of answering that, in his opinion, the Sadducees were
the most sensible persons he had ever read of in the Old Testament; but,
feeling some doubt as to whether much mention of them was to be found in that
work, he preferred to laugh the accusation off.
“Perhaps I am,” he said; “but—Here, give me my cleek,
boy!—Excuse me one moment, Colonel.” A short interval. “Now,
as to whistling for the wind, let me give you my theory about it. The laws
which govern winds are really not at all perfectly known—to fisherfolk
and such, of course, not known at all. A man or woman of eccentric habits,
perhaps, or a stranger, is seen repeatedly on the beach at some unusual hour,
and is heard whistling. Soon afterwards a violent wind rises; a man who could
read the sky perfectly or who possessed a barometer could have foretold that it
would. The simple people of a fishing-village have no barometers, and only a
few rough rules for prophesying weather. What more natural than that the
eccentric personage I postulated should be regarded as having raised the wind,
or that he or she should clutch eagerly at the reputation of being able to do
so? Now, take last night’s wind: as it happens, I myself was whistling. I
blew a whistle twice, and the wind seemed to come absolutely in answer to my
call. If anyone had seen me—”
The audience had been a little restive under this harangue, and Parkins had, I
fear, fallen somewhat into the tone of a lecturer; but at the last sentence the
Colonel stopped.
“Whistling, were you?” he said. “And what sort of whistle did
you use? Play this stroke first.” Interval.
“About that whistle you were asking, Colonel. It’s rather a curious
one. I have it in my—No; I see I’ve left it in my room. As a matter
of fact, I found it yesterday.”
And then Parkins narrated the manner of his discovery of the whistle, upon
hearing which the Colonel grunted, and opined that, in Parkins’s place,
he should himself be careful about using a thing that had belonged to a set of
Papists, of whom, speaking generally, it might be affirmed that you never knew
what they might not have been up to. From this topic he diverged to the
enormities of the Vicar, who had given notice on the previous Sunday that
Friday would be the Feast of St Thomas the Apostle, and that there would be
service at eleven o’clock in the church. This and other similar
proceedings constituted in the Colonel’s view a strong presumption that
the Vicar was a concealed Papist, if not a Jesuit; and Parkins, who could not
very readily follow the Colonel in this region, did not disagree with him. In
fact, they got on so well together in the morning that there was no talk on
either side of their separating after lunch.
Both continued to play well during the afternoon, or, at least, well enough to
make them forget everything else until the light began to fail them. Not until
then did Parkins remember that he had meant to do some more investigating at
the preceptory; but it was of no great importance, he reflected. One day was as
good as another; he might as well go home with the Colonel.
As they turned the corner of the house, the Colonel was almost knocked down by
a boy who rushed into him at the very top of his speed, and then, instead of
running away, remained hanging on to him and panting. The first words of the
warrior were naturally those of reproof and objurgation, but he very quickly
discerned that the boy was almost speechless with fright. Inquiries were
useless at first. When the boy got his breath he began to howl, and still clung
to the Colonel’s legs. He was at last detached, but continued to howl.
“What in the world is the matter with you? What have you been up
to? What have you seen?” said the two men.
“Ow, I seen it wive at me out of the winder,” wailed the boy,
“and I don’t like it.”
“What window?” said the irritated Colonel. “Come, pull
yourself together, my boy.”
“The front winder it was, at the ’otel,” said the boy.
At this point Parkins was in favour of sending the boy home, but the Colonel
refused; he wanted to get to the bottom of it, he said; it was most dangerous
to give a boy such a fright as this one had had, and if it turned out that
people had been playing jokes, they should suffer for it in some way. And by a
series of questions he made out this story: The boy had been playing about on
the grass in front of the Globe with some others; then they had gone home to
their teas, and he was just going, when he happened to look up at the front
winder and see it a-wiving at him. It seemed to be a figure of some
sort, in white as far as he knew—couldn’t see its face; but it
wived at him, and it warn’t a right thing—not to say not a right
person. Was there a light in the room? No, he didn’t think to look if
there was a light. Which was the window? Was it the top one or the second one?
The seckind one it was—the big winder what got two little uns at the
sides.
“Very well, my boy,” said the Colonel, after a few more questions.
“You run away home now. I expect it was some person trying to give you a
start. Another time, like a brave English boy, you just throw a
stone—well, no, not that exactly, but you go and speak to the waiter, or
to Mr Simpson, the landlord, and—yes—and say that I advised you to
do so.”
The boy’s face expressed some of the doubt he felt as to the likelihood
of Mr Simpson’s lending a favourable ear to his complaint, but the
Colonel did not appear to perceive this, and went on:
“And here’s a sixpence—no, I see it’s a
shilling—and you be off home, and don’t think any more about
it.”
The youth hurried off with agitated thanks, and the Colonel and Parkins went
round to the front of the Globe and reconnoitred. There was only one window
answering to the description they had been hearing.
“Well, that’s curious,” said Parkins; “it’s
evidently my window the lad was talking about. Will you come up for a moment,
Colonel Wilson? We ought to be able to see if anyone has been taking liberties
in my room.”
They were soon in the passage, and Parkins made as if to open the door. Then he
stopped and felt in his pockets.
“This is more serious than I thought,” was his next remark.
“I remember now that before I started this morning I locked the door. It
is locked now, and, what is more, here is the key.” And he held it up.
“Now,” he went on, “if the servants are in the habit of going
into one’s room during the day when one is away, I can only say
that—well, that I don’t approve of it at all.” Conscious of a
somewhat weak climax, he busied himself in opening the door (which was indeed
locked) and in lighting candles. “No,” he said, “nothing
seems disturbed.”
“Except your bed,” put in the Colonel.
“Excuse me, that isn’t my bed,” said Parkins. “I
don’t use that one. But it does look as if someone had been playing
tricks with it.”
It certainly did: the clothes were bundled up and twisted together in a most
tortuous confusion. Parkins pondered.
“That must be it,” he said at last: “I disordered the clothes
last night in unpacking, and they haven’t made it since. Perhaps they
came in to make it, and that boy saw them through the window; and then they
were called away and locked the door after them. Yes, I think that must be
it.”
“Well, ring and ask,” said the Colonel, and this appealed to
Parkins as practical.
The maid appeared, and, to make a long story short, deposed that she had made
the bed in the morning when the gentleman was in the room, and hadn’t
been there since. No, she hadn’t no other key. Mr Simpson he kep’
the keys; he’d be able to tell the gentleman if anyone had been up.
This was a puzzle. Investigation showed that nothing of value had been taken,
and Parkins remembered the disposition of the small objects on tables and so
forth well enough to be pretty sure that no pranks had been played with them.
Mr and Mrs Simpson furthermore agreed that neither of them had given the
duplicate key of the room to any person whatever during the day. Nor could
Parkins, fair-minded man as he was, detect anything in the demeanour of master,
mistress, or maid that indicated guilt. He was much more inclined to think that
the boy had been imposing on the Colonel.
The latter was unwontedly silent and pensive at dinner and throughout the
evening. When he bade goodnight to Parkins, he murmured in a gruff undertone:
“You know where I am if you want me during the night.”
“Why, yes, thank you, Colonel Wilson, I think I do; but there isn’t
much prospect of my disturbing you, I hope. By the way,” he added,
“did I show you that old whistle I spoke of? I think not. Well, here it
is.”
The Colonel turned it over gingerly in the light of the candle.
“Can you make anything of the inscription?” asked Parkins, as he
took it back.
“No, not in this light. What do you mean to do with it?”
“Oh, well, when I get back to Cambridge I shall submit it to some of the
archaeologists there, and see what they think of it; and very likely, if they
consider it worth having, I may present it to one of the museums.”
“’M!” said the Colonel. “Well, you may be right. All I
know is that, if it were mine, I should chuck it straight into the sea.
It’s no use talking, I’m well aware, but I expect that with you
it’s a case of live and learn. I hope so, I’m sure, and I wish you
a good night.”
He turned away, leaving Parkins in act to speak at the bottom of the stair, and
soon each was in his own bedroom.
By some unfortunate accident, there were neither blinds nor curtains to the
windows of the Professor’s room. The previous night he had thought little
of this, but tonight there seemed every prospect of a bright moon rising to
shine directly on his bed, and probably wake him later on. When he noticed this
he was a good deal annoyed, but, with an ingenuity which I can only envy, he
succeeded in rigging up, with the help of a railway-rug, some safety-pins, and
a stick and umbrella, a screen which, if it only held together, would
completely keep the moonlight off his bed. And shortly afterwards he was
comfortably in that bed. When he had read a somewhat solid work long enough to
produce a decided wish for sleep, he cast a drowsy glance round the room, blew
out the candle, and fell back upon the pillow.
He must have slept soundly for an hour or more, when a sudden clatter shook him
up in a most unwelcome manner. In a moment he realized what had happened: his
carefully-constructed screen had given way, and a very bright frosty moon was
shining directly on his face. This was highly annoying. Could he possibly get
up and reconstruct the screen? or could he manage to sleep if he did not?
For some minutes he lay and pondered over the possibilities; then he turned
over sharply, and with his eyes open lay breathlessly listening. There had been
a movement, he was sure, in the empty bed on the opposite side of the room.
Tomorrow he would have it moved, for there must be rats or something playing
about in it. It was quiet now. No! the commotion began again. There was a
rustling and shaking: surely more than any rat could cause.
I can figure to myself something of the Professor’s bewilderment and
horror, for I have in a dream thirty years back seen the same thing happen; but
the reader will hardly, perhaps, imagine how dreadful it was to him to see a
figure suddenly sit up in what he had known was an empty bed. He was out of his
own bed in one bound, and made a dash towards the window, where lay his only
weapon, the stick with which he had propped his screen. This was, as it turned
out, the worst thing he could have done, because the personage in the empty
bed, with a sudden smooth motion, slipped from the bed and took up a position,
with outspread arms, between the two beds, and in front of the door. Parkins
watched it in a horrid perplexity. Somehow, the idea of getting past it and
escaping through the door was intolerable to him; he could not have
borne—he didn’t know why—to touch it; and as for its touching
him, he would sooner dash himself through the window than have that happen. It
stood for the moment in a band of dark shadow, and he had not seen what its
face was like. Now it began to move, in a stooping posture, and all at once the
spectator realized, with some horror and some relief, that it must be blind,
for it seemed to feel about it with its muffled arms in a groping and random
fashion. Turning half away from him, it became suddenly conscious of the bed he
had just left, and darted towards it, and bent and felt over the pillows in a
way which made Parkins shudder as he had never in his life thought it possible.
In a very few moments it seemed to know that the bed was empty, and then,
moving forward into the area of light and facing the window, it showed for the
first time what manner of thing it was.
Parkins, who very much dislikes being questioned about it, did once describe
something of it in my hearing, and I gathered that what he chiefly remembers
about it is a horrible, an intensely horrible, face of crumpled linen.
What expression he read upon it he could not or would not tell, but that the
fear of it went nigh to maddening him is certain.
But he was not at leisure to watch it for long. With formidable quickness it
moved into the middle of the room, and, as it groped and waved, one corner of
its draperies swept across Parkins’s face. He could not, though he knew
how perilous a sound was—he could not keep back a cry of disgust, and
this gave the searcher an instant clue. It leapt towards him upon the instant,
and the next moment he was half-way through the window backwards, uttering cry
upon cry at the utmost pitch of his voice, and the linen face was thrust close
into his own. At this, almost the last possible second, deliverance came, as
you will have guessed: the Colonel burst the door open, and was just in time to
see the dreadful group at the window. When he reached the figures only one was
left. Parkins sank forward into the room in a faint, and before him on the
floor lay a tumbled heap of bed-clothes.
Colonel Wilson asked no questions, but busied himself in keeping everyone else
out of the room and in getting Parkins back to his bed; and himself, wrapped in
a rug, occupied the other bed, for the rest of the night. Early on the next day
Rogers arrived, more welcome than he would have been a day before, and the
three of them held a very long consultation in the Professor’s room. At
the end of it the Colonel left the hotel door carrying a small object between
his finger and thumb, which he cast as far into the sea as a very brawny arm
could send it. Later on the smoke of a burning ascended from the back premises
of the Globe.
Exactly what explanation was patched up for the staff and visitors at the hotel
I must confess I do not recollect. The Professor was somehow cleared of the
ready suspicion of delirium tremens, and the hotel of the reputation of a
troubled house.
There is not much question as to what would have happened to Parkins if the
Colonel had not intervened when he did. He would either have fallen out of the
window or else lost his wits. But it is not so evident what more the creature
that came in answer to the whistle could have done than frighten. There seemed
to be absolutely nothing material about it save the bedclothes of which it had
made itself a body. The Colonel, who remembered a not very dissimilar
occurrence in India, was of the opinion that if Parkins had closed with it it
could really have done very little, and that its one power was that of
frightening. The whole thing, he said, served to confirm his opinion of the
Church of Rome.
There is really nothing more to tell, but, as you may imagine, the
Professor’s views on certain points are less clear cut than they used to
be. His nerves, too, have suffered: he cannot even now see a surplice hanging
on a door quite unmoved, and the spectacle of a scarecrow in a field late on a
winter afternoon has cost him more than one sleepless night.