“Fellows,” said Frank, “now that the earthquake
has passed, let’s talk about something more interesting.
You know to-night is the night we celebrate Omega
Lambda Chi.”
“Ah-ha!” cried Ready, with a flirt of his hand; “I’ll
be there. Oh, the poor freshmen!”
“Bub-by gum!” chuckled Gamp. “We’re gug-gug-gug-goin’
to have a circus this year. I hear the fuf-fuf-fuf-freshmen
are onto all our tut-tut-tricks, and
they sus-sus-say the sophs are gug-gug-gug-goin’ to
get it in the neck.”
“Oh, I don’t know!” chirped Ready. “I think the
sophs are able to look out for the freshies.”
“But you’ll never trap them unless somebody leads
them into the snare,” said Frank.
“Wait and see. They are a particularly innocent lot
this year.”
“That’s the way it looks to you, but I think, as a
class, they are even more up to snuff than usual.”
“Come off! Why, last year——”
“You were a freshman, Ready, and you bit a number
of well-baited hooks.”
“Oh, did I? He, he! Well, I fancy some other
people were bitten on a few occasions. I remember
a certain delightful evening when a party took me
out to give me a little haze. I believe I was put in
with a skeleton, and I went mad while confined there.
Oh, say! Merriwell, you were a mark that night!”
Frank colored a little as he laughingly confessed:
“You did fool me, all right, Ready; but you would
have fooled anybody, for you played mad to perfection.
We all thought we had driven you crazy.”
“I played mad, but there was no play about your
madness when you found you were fooled. Oh, ha,
ha, ha! It makes me laugh to think what a great
time I had!”
“Forget it!” cried Frank, also laughing.
“How can I?”
“Just do. I never tried to get square, have I?”
“Oh, never! That seemed to teach you the folly of
trying to monkey with little Jack.”
“Conceit!” muttered Bingham. “You need some of
it taken out of you.”
“Perchance thou art right, but I’m a bettor that
finds no takers, and, therefore, I’m much better than
my associates. Git ap!”
Frank Merriwell’s eyes twinkled, and a sudden resolve
took possession of him.
“We’re all going to have a hand in the festivities to-night,”
he said. “But I hear there is one man among
them who has somehow got onto the usual order of
things, and means to make a diversion.”
“Is it Morgan?” asked Ready.
“No.”
“Then it must be Starbright,” said Mason.
“No.”
“But they are the two leaders of the freshmen,” asserted
Bingham. “First one seems to be the leader,
and then the other bobs up. It’s impossible to tell
just who is the cock of the walk in that class.”
“This time a new man has come to the front,” said
Merry.
“Not Dashleigh?” grunted Browning. “That fellow
never was cut out for a leader.”
“No, he is not the one.”
“Can’t guess who it is, then.”
“It’s Boltwood.”
“What? That fellow with the long hair?”
“Same.”
“Get out!”
“Fact.”
“Why, he’s fruit!” chuckled Ready. “He thinks he’s
a poet. Oh, he, he, he! Why, he’s a guy!”
“Nice built fellow,” observed Carson. “Looks like
he might become an athlete.”
“But he’s soft as mush,” said Ready. “He never
takes any training, and a kid can handle him.”
“Now,” said Frank, in a peculiar manner, “I have
a fancy that he is not so easy as you think, and I’ve
been told that he’s onto the usual event in the Pass of
Thermopylæ, and has a counter trick in store for the
sophs.”
“Oh, has he?” exclaimed Ready warmly. “Well,
we’ll have to look out for Mr. Rolf Boltwood.”
“I have a plan,” said Frank, still with a queer
twinkle in his eyes.
“Unfold it, oh, mighty one!” urged Jack.
“Why not fool the freshmen completely by causing
Boltwood to fail to put in an appearance? We’re all
looking for the thing to come off right to-night, and
we don’t want any one to spoil the plans.”
Ready placed his forefinger gently on his forehead
and seemed buried in profound thought.
“Is it worth the trouble?” he asked.
“Of course. You don’t know what sort of a game
he may have planned. Thus far, I think, he has not
revealed it to any one, fearing it might get out in
some way. If you delay, it may be too late. I think
it is understood that he is to be the leader of the
freshmen on this occasion. If he vanishes, somebody
else will take his place, and all will go merrily as a
marriage-bell.”
“I believe you are right,” nodded Ready. “Somehow,
I rather fancy the adventure. Who is with me?”
“Why, I suppose you can count me in,” said Bingham.
“But how is it to be done?”
“Boltwood is mashed on one of those chorus girls,”
said Frank.
“Know her name?”
“Lotta.”
“Lotta what?”
“Lotta trouble, perhaps. Never mind her last name;
Lotta, Lottie, or Tottie will go.”
“Well, what’s the play?”
“With the aid of Lotta’s magic name, he may be
lured away.”
“How?”
“Lotta can write him a little note, you know, asking
him to meet her.”
“It’s too late for that now.”
“Not at all. The note can be written at once.
Wait; I’ll do it. He has never seen her handwriting.
I can imitate the writing of a girl, I fancy. Where
is the company stopping?”
“Lots of the chorus hang out at the Tontine,” said
Bingham. “My charming friend hangs up her hat
there.”
“Then it’s likely Lotta stops there. That’s good
luck, for there is no trouble in getting some Tontine
stationery. Get into this thing, Carker, and stop
listening for the rumbling of that earthquake. Hustle
over to the Tontine and get me some paper and envelopes.
While you are about it, call a cab and have
it stand at the corner of Temple and Elm. Get a
closed cab, with curtains.”
“Ye gods!” cried Ready; “I scent a frolic! Let
Carker get the paper and envelopes; I’ll attend to the
cab.”
“All right. Hustle along in a lively fashion, for
there is no time to spare. Have you a nice, safe place
to lodge Boltwood this evening till the festivities are
over?”
“Have we? Ask me! Didn’t we keep Earl Knight
safe and snug when we had him? Oh, we can enclose
Boltie in a dungeon cell, and he can enjoy himself
reciting poems to the bare walls. La, la! There is
something doing, and little Jack is himself again!”
Ready grabbed Carker by the collar and yanked
him out of the room in a hurry.
“Bingham,” said Frank, “locate Boltwood, and report
here as soon as possible.”
“Aye, aye, sir,” sang out the big sophomore, and
away he went.
When the door had closed behind Bingham, Frank
looked around. There were no more sophomores in
the room, and he laughed heartily.
“Fellows,” he said, “somebody is going to be surprised
to-night. This is going to be a regular circus.”
“What’s the game?” asked Mason, tumbling that
Merry was up to some kind of a trick. “Let us in.”
“Never mind,” answered Frank, shaking his head.
“But watch out for a surprise this evening. Don’t
say a word. Jack Ready will be the leader of the
sophomores, and he expects to have everything his own
way. Oh, it will be a great celebration of Omega
Lambda Chi, if nothing goes crooked.”
And that was all he would say.
Carker came back with the paper and envelopes, and
Merry at once sat down to write the decoy letter.
By the time it was finished, Ready showed up, announcing
that the cab was waiting at the corner.
Then Bingham came in and said that Boltwood was in
his room, writing a sonnet to Lotta’s ear.
Frank read the decoy letter, which ran like this:
“Dear Mr. Boltwood: Since we parted last night
something very surprising has happened. I have received
a letter from my dear mama, telling me that my
Aunt Kitty has died and left me a fortune if I will
leave the stage. Isn’t that just perfectly lovely? And
still, I shall so hate to give up my career and relinquish
my art. But we’re all out for the dust, and sometimes
the ghost fails to walk, which makes us warm
under the lapels of our sealskins. With the money
dear old Aunt Kit has left to me, I can raise quite a
breeze.
“I am going home to-morrow, but before I go I
wish to see once more the friend who recited such
beautiful poetry last evening. I could not go away
without seeing you, Mr. Boltwood. It can only be for
a few minutes, as I have to play to-night. The messenger
who brings this will take you to where I am
waiting in a cab. Do come at once, dear boy! If I
only had some of Aunt Kit’s dough now, I’d square
myself with you for the feed you gave me last night.
Don’t fail me, dear Mr. Boltwood. Yours, etc.,
“Lotta.”
“Will that do?” asked Frank. “I’m afraid it is
not quite consistent in this, but I don’t think Boltwood
will have time to analyze it, or even to scrutinize it
closely, so I hope he’ll not notice any little breaks.”
“It’s artistic,” declared Ready enthusiastically.
“Hardly that.”
“Oh, but it is! That stuff about the ghost walking,
and about giving up her career and her art, is simply
great!”
“And being out for the dust isn’t bad!” chuckled
Bingham. “I notice the most of them are looking
for geldt.”
“Did your aged lady friend try to hit you up for
a sawbuck last evening?” inquired Ready, with an
innocent look in his eyes.
“Certainly not!” cried the big sophomore indignantly.
“She was an exception. She follows the stage
for her health.”
“Well, she must have been at it long enough to have
glorious good health.”
“She’s only eighteen.”
“Eighteen?” said Jack. “That’s a one and an eight.
The figures will hit her all right if you put the eight
first.”
“She’s just a foolish little society girl, who thought
it would be a grand thing to give up her life as a gay
butterfly and follow a career.”
“Society girl!” chirped Ready. “La, la! She must
have been one of the Hogan’s Alley four hundred.
Following a career, is she? Oh, lud! oh, lud! I don’t
wonder the career is trying to run away. Anything
would run from that face of hers.”
“She’s highly educated. You should have heard
her quote from the classics.”
“I’ll bet she did! Took the choice passages right
out of George Ade’s ‘Fables in Slang.’ My, my!
but she’s the real thing, Bing! But never, never venture
to take her to a dog-fight. She’ll scare the dogs
into fits and break up the whole shooting-match.”
“Come, come!” laughed Frank. “We are losing
time. Here is the precious missive.”
“Precious missive is great!” chuckled Ready.
“Take it, hustle out, get a messenger-boy, give him
instructions, and wait for Boltwood inside the cab.
Be sure to get the fellow in.”
“Leave that to us,” chuckled Ready. “We’ll take
him in!”
They grasped the letter and hustled from the room.
As soon as they were gone, Merry sat down and
laughed.
“I’d lul-lul-lul-like to know just wh-wh-where the
jug-jug-jug-joke is!” said Gamp.
“So would I,” confessed Hock Mason.
“Me, too,” grunted Browning.
“Let us in,” urged Carson.
“Oh, you’ll find out all about it this evening,” declared
Frank. “See if it isn’t a jolly racket. Makes
me feel same as I used to at Fardale when I put up a
job like this.”
“By thunder!” cried Carson. “If I ever have a boy
I’m going to send him to Fardale! It must be a great
place, to turn out chaps like Merriwell.”
“And Hodge,” grunted Bruce, with some sarcasm.
“And Merry sometimes speaks of the rackets he had
there. It must be a great school.”
“One of the finest in the country,” nodded Frank.
“If I have boys of my own, to Fardale they will go.
If I had a younger brother, which, unfortunately, I
have not, I’d see that he was sent to Fardale.”
“No wonder he’s stuck on Fardale,” said Browning.
“It was there he met Elsie Bellwood.”
Frank looked serious.
“And Inza Burrage,” said Carson.
Frank smiled.
Browning was regarding Merry searchingly, and
an expression of dissatisfaction settled on his strong
face.
“But I didn’t think you’d let anybody, not even
Hodge, cut you out with Elsie, Merriwell,” he ventured
to say.
Frank turned on the big fellow at once.
“There are lots of things you do not know, Bruce,”
he spoke in a very quiet manner. “If you were joking,
why that’s all right; but I fancied you spoke earnestly,
and, if so, I don’t want you to get any false notions
that you know it all.”
“Well, I know how things look from the road. You
think a lot of Hodge, but no man has a right to give up
a nice girl like Elsie Bellwood just because his particular
friend gets struck on her.”
Frank was not a little surprised to hear Browning
speak in this manner, for Bruce was the last man in
the world to meddle with the business of another, especially
in such a delicate matter as this. Such being
the case, Merry knew that Browning must feel strongly
on that particular point, else he’d never ventured to say
a word.
Browning was sitting up now, looking grim and
solid.
“He’s stuck on Elsie himself!” thought Frank, in
surprise. “That is what’s the matter! He’s a big,
strong fellow, and such men have a way of getting all
broke up over girls like Elsie. It has made him sore
to see Hodge walk off with her, same as he has since
that Doctor Lincoln affair.”
Aloud Merry observed:
“You are not in a position to correctly understand
the matter, old man. Some time you may.”
But Browning shook his head gloomily.
Frank remembered that Bruce had not been in the
best of spirits of late, and now he fancied he was beginning
to understand the meaning of the change that
had come over the big fellow. At last, Browning had
realized that some great event had taken place, bringing
about a condition of affairs that astonished and
displeased him. Merriwell had withdrawn from Elsie,
and Hodge had stepped in.
Perhaps, in his heart, Bruce had long admired Elsie,
refraining from letting her or any one else know it
because he was Frank’s friend, and Frank seemed to
care for her. Such being the case, it must gall him
greatly to see Merry apparently give up the blue-eyed,
golden-haired girl without a struggle, letting Hodge
step in and carry her off in triumph.
“All right,” grunted Bruce somewhat sourly. “But
you’ve just the same as given any of us fellows an invitation
to jump in and lug off any girl you may be
bracing to.”
“That’s right,” laughed Frank. “If you can do it,
go ahead and do it. If I can’t hold the girl, I’m sure
I don’t want her. When she willingly turns to another,
he is welcome to her.”
It struck Bruce that Elsie must have willingly
turned from Frank to Bart, and, for the first time in
his life, he felt resentment and anger toward Elsie.
Still, he continued to be angry with Frank for giving
her up.
“Don’t believe you’d done it for anybody but
Hodge,” he muttered sulkily. “I suppose you have
Inza Burrage left. Well, by thunder! you want to
look out and keep her. I’m just mad enough to lug
her off myself, if I get the chance! She seemed to
like that fresh lubber Starbright one spell, and if she
can get smashed on him there ought to be a show for
me.”
Frank smiled. He had not told Browning of his
engagement to Inza. It had been Inza’s fancy that
while her father was so very ill it was not best to announce
the engagement.
While the situation had cleared up for the four persons
most acutely interested and concerned, to those
like Browning, who knew only a part of the truth, it
looked more complicated and cloudy than ever.
Bruce had not intended to speak out to Frank, especially
before others, and his first remark was made in
a manner that was half a joke; but, having branched
forth, he soon became serious and earnest.
“By gug-gug-gorry!” exclaimed Gamp. “I gotter
go git ready for to-night. S’pose you’ll be on hand
to lead the class, won’t we, Fuf-Frank?”
“I may not,” said Merry.
“Why? How is that?” cried Carson. “We want
you.”
“Got to have you!” declared Mason.
“Can’t get along without you,” growled Browning.
“Well,” said Frank, “I think I’ll be there; but if
you should not see me, you are to lead the class,
Browning.”
“Me?” gasped Bruce, without regard to grammar.
“Yes.”
“No!”
“That’s all right; you are to do it. You can, if you
will.”
“But the idea! I’ve never done anything like
that——”
“Since you were ‘King of the Sophomores.’ My
dear fellow, you were a leader in those days, and you
can be now, if you will be. I know you have become
lazy as a dog, but you have to wake up when you
play ball, and it will do you good if you have to lead
the class to-night.”
“Oh, but say!” protested Bruce, “what kind of an
Omega Lambda Chi celebration will this be without
Merriwell to take the lead?”
“Rotten!” exploded Carson.
“Bub-bub-bum!” stuttered Gamp.
“Sloppy!” exclaimed Mason.
“The whole class will be sore if you don’t show
up,” asserted Bruce. “I know you have some kind
of a wild scheme in your head, but you must be on
hand to lead the class.”
“I may be,” repeated Frank again. “But you must
go right ahead if I am not.” He put his hand on
Browning’s shoulder. “I ask this of you as a favor. I
know the men will fall in and follow your lead.”
“All right,” muttered Bruce. “But I may be taken
sick between now and then. You’d better be on hand.”
“I have told you I expect to be there. That must
be satisfactory. Just do the right thing if you do not
find me on hand. That’s all.”
They went out and left Merry, who closed and
locked the door behind them. And thus hidden safely
in his room, Frank went to his trunk, from which he
took a certain square box. With the aid of the contents
of that box, he proceeded to work a most remarkable
transformation.