Ten days after the trials at Cambridge, Frank,
with the Codfish at his side, stood on the promenade
deck of the great White Star liner Olympic,
and waved good-by to his friends on the dock
as the big boat moved slowly out into North
River.
"Bring back their scalps, you Indians,"
shouted someone.
"Don't let the Johnny Bulls get your goats,
you Yaleses!"
"Show them how they do it in Yankeeland,
Harvard!"
To all of which the outgoing athletes, in a little
group apart from the rest of the passengers,
smiled and waved hands in acknowledgment.
"Gee whiz," said the Codfish as the big ship
slipped swiftly down the bay, "I never thought
of it before, but what if I should be seasick?"
"It doesn't make so much difference about
you," said Frank heartlessly, "but what if I
should? That's the question!"
Fortunately, the ocean was calm and none of
the team suffered in the slightest from the
dreaded sickness. With the first meal on the
ship the athletes were seated together, and soon
Yale and Harvard lines were forgotten. The
men from the two universities fraternized with
each other and the team was neither Harvard nor
Yale, but an American team with only one object
in view,—victory from their English cousins.
Training regulations were established at once,
and while the routine was not so strict as on
land, the trainers saw to it that their athletes
retired not later than 10:30 and that they were
up at 7 in the morning for a jog around the
decks before the passengers were about. The
long decks of the Olympic made a surprisingly
good training ground. A training stunt which
amused the passengers was dancing, not in the
ordinary sense of the word, but "standstill sprinting"
as the Codfish called it, on a cork mat, on
which the runners got practically the same leg
action as they would running on the open track.
A large cork mat was spread on the boat deck,
and relays of men, four at a time, pranced merrily,
rested and pranced again. Then came a cold
salt water shower and a rub-down. In the afternoon
the dancing exercise would be repeated.
Skipping the rope was another deck exercise
which played a large part in keeping the men in
good condition.
"Where do you keep yourself nowadays?"
said Frank one evening after dinner. He had
noticed that Gleason disappeared for long periods
during the day.
"O, just sitting about and thinking. Can't
think where you athletes are romping around.
You make more noise than a bunch of magpies.
I'm sick of athletic chatter, that so-and-so ought
to do 10 seconds, and that Mr. Blinks of Harvard
should win his half if he doesn't get too
fast a pace in the first quarter, that Mr. Jenks
of Yale is likely to pull a tendon, and so on and
so on."
"So you sneak off and improve your mind?"
"Right-O, sonny. I'm doing that same."
But the next day Frank discovered the cause of
the Codfish's long absences. The Codfish did not
have his meals at the athletes' table but at a
table nearby. Adjoining the table where he sat,
Fate, in the person of the steward's assistant,
had placed Mr. and Mrs. Mortimore Hasbrouck,
their daughter Marjorie and son William. Fate
went a step farther than the location of the Hasbrouck
family and undoubtedly had a hand in
the business of seating Marjorie at this table
where her bright face was in range of the Codfish's
roving eyes.
Now, Marjorie was fair to look upon as the
Codfish admitted to himself when she made her
appearance in the dining saloon the first night at
sea. "But she's only a kid," he said to himself,
"just fresh out of some boarding school if I dope
that pin on her shoulder right."
The Codfish looked and looked, but the eyes of
Marjorie were on the athletes' table beyond him,
and were not for him. Her gaze continually
traveled over his head, and now and then he
could hear the words "Harvard, Yale, track athletes——"
for, of course, everyone knew that
the teams were aboard even before the ship left
the dock.
"She doesn't know I belong to the party,"
thought the Codfish, gloomily, "or she wouldn't
waste all her looks at the next table. I've got to
fix that!"
That night he made it a point to speak to
Billie, while the latter hung on the outskirts of
the crowd of athletes, and Billie was, of course,
overjoyed to be spoken to by a college man, for
he was only in his third year in prep. school, and
considered a collegian a kind of demigod.
"Are you one of the athletes?" inquired Billie.
"I'm one of the Yale men," said the Codfish
feeling his chest expand.
Billie jumped to the conclusion that he was
one of the competitors, and was duly elated at
the fortunate acquaintance.
"Gee whiz, I'm glad to know you. I'm going
down to Yale myself next year if I get through
my exams. Should have been there this year but
flub-dubbed the exams. Dad says if I don't make
it next year it's good-night for mine."
"Stick to it, stick to it, my boy! A college
life is a great thing,—training of the mind, associations,
mental and physical development and all
that sort of thing." As he talked he led the
way up the deck in the direction of the Hasbrouck
family chairs. The Codfish shot a look
out of his eye and observed the object of his
search, the fair Marjorie. But the expected
didn't happen. Billie, glorying in the companionship
of a Yale man and a member of the great
team of athletes, led his new-found friend up and
down the deck half a dozen times to let the full
weight of its significance sink into the family.
Getting impatient at last, and tired of the
walking, the Codfish said: "Seems to me I've
seen you and your sister before somewhere. Perhaps
it was down at the game last fall."
"Wish I had been there, but nothing doing!
Just at that time I got into trouble at school and
the Pater shut down on me. Beastly luck. But,
say, Mr.— Mr.——"
"Gleason."
"Mr. Gleason, won't you come and meet the
family? Sis will be delighted to know a Yale
man."
Thus came the Codfish to the Hasbrouck family,
where, being properly presented, he bowed
low and with supreme dignity. When Marjorie
offered him her hand he held it a trifle overtime
and looked unspeakable things.
"What is your specialty, Mr. Gleason?" inquired
Mrs. Hasbrouck.
"O, a little of everything," said the Codfish
noncommittally.
"O, isn't that lovely," cried Marjorie. "He
does everything!"
"Well, I try a few things," struggling to produce
a modest smile and with indifferent success.
"Tell us about Yale, Mr. Gleason," said Mrs.
Hasbrouck. "I'm so sorry John isn't here because
William is going down to Yale next year,
I hope. I went to a game there years ago,
a football game I think it was, in June——"
"Baseball, I think," corrected Billie. "They
don't play football in June."
"Well, baseball then. I thought it a wonderful
place."
"O, it's a pretty good place," said Gleason,
and then nothing loath to talk, particularly when
Marjorie made the inquiries, he launched into a
dazzling word picture of Yale and her glories.
At the end of ten minutes he had made such
progress with Marjorie that she readily accepted
his invitation to take a promenade with him.
From that moment the affairs of the Yale-Harvard
track team, and even the more intimate concerns
of his roommate began to decline from the
zenith of his attentions. Marjorie was in the
ascendency.
It was on the second day out that Frank Armstrong,
noticing the Codfish's absence, had asked
him where he kept himself, and was not at all
satisfied with the answer he got. "The Codfish
sitting around, thinking! Never!" said Frank to
himself. And shortly after, Frank had ocular
demonstration as to the real trouble. He met
Codfish and Marjorie, and the former was so
much absorbed that he didn't even see his roommate.
"By Jove!" cried Frank. "Wait till I see him!"
When the Codfish turned up that night in the
stateroom, Frank pounced upon him.
"So you've been sitting around, thinking, have
you?"
"Sure thing, thinking what I'd do next. I
say, Frank, she's a pippin. Billie's an awful
bore, but his kid sister is a peach, believe me!"
"I thought you were an out-and-out woman-hater."
"I used to be in my younger days," said the
Codfish, earnestly, "but this Marjorie girl has
certainly got me going. Some eyes, boy, some
eyes."
"So, that's why you've been neglecting your
poor roommate, is it? I thought you came over
here to see that I had good attention and kept in
training. I might be at almost anything, even
enjoying a pipe in the smoking room with John
Hasbrouck as far as you are concerned."
"I guess you will be all right looking after
yourself. Now in Marjorie's case—" he had
reached the point already of calling her "Marjorie,"
and he lingered a little over the name—"in
Marjorie's case, it is different. She needs a
strong arm to lean on," and the Codfish stretched
his legs out luxuriously.
"And you are furnishing the arm?"
"Precisely."
"And how about her father and mother and
even her brother? They have no protecting
arms, I suppose?"
"Frank, they don't understand her. She seems
quite alone. This is in confidence, Frank,—she's
going to go on the stage as soon as she's through
school. She'd make a hit, I tell you! She has
great ambition, that girl has!"
"And what does her mother say about the
stage?"
"O, just laughs at her, has no conception of
the depths of that girl's nature. I doped her
out for myself soon as I saw her. Frank, old
chap, I love her!" At this astounding piece of
intelligence Frank howled with laughter.
"All right, go ahead and laugh, but I tell you
this is serious. Say, Frank, you wouldn't mind
if I went on to Paris with the Hasbroucks, would
you? You won't need me for anything. I'll get
back to London for the meet maybe."
"You'll get lost snooping around Paris all by
yourself," said Frank as soon as he could regain
the breath that Gleason's question had knocked
out of him.
"O, but I'll not be alone. I'll travel with the
Hasbroucks. My heart tells me to go."
"Very well then," said Frank. "If you have
such an unreliable heart, there's nothing for it
but to go I suppose. You may change your mind
or your heart before we dock."
"Never!" said the Codfish. "This is a deep
and lasting feeling I have. It has changed the
whole course of my life. I came onto this boat
a mere boy, now I feel I'm a man with all the
responsibilities of a man."
Codfish's infatuation was too good a story to
keep, and Frank took McGregor, the Harvard
broad jumper, with whom he had struck up a
friendship, into his confidence. "That friend of
mine, Gleason, has a love attack and tells me he
is going to desert and go on to Paris with the
fair charmer. How are we going to head him
off?"
"Win his girl away from him," suggested McGregor.
"But he doesn't give anyone a chance," said
Frank, laughing. "He sticks around from morning
till night. He certainly has a terrible case."
"Get him up on the boat-deck for a game of
shuffleboard," suggested McGregor, "and then
we'll get someone to talk to Marjorie. When
that fellow gets tired, we'll have someone else
take up the relay and so on."
"Great," said Frank. "Let's try."
That afternoon, the Codfish, all unsuspecting,
was led off for a try at the popular deck game,
and in his absence one of the team, who was in
the plot, contrived to get an introduction to Marjorie,
took the vacant chair of her father, and began
a lengthy conversation. When the Codfish,
who had been detained at the game as long as
possible, hurried back to his lady-love he found
his place occupied. Back and forth he paced,
casting longing looks in the direction of the Hasbrouck
chairs, but Marjorie was deeply interested
in the young man alongside of her, and
did not even look in the Codfish's direction.
After half an hour of agony, the Codfish observed
with joy that his rival was preparing to
leave, but just at that moment, up strolled another
of the athletes to the coveted chair, and being
asked to sit down, did so and continued the conversation,
while plotter No. 1 went on his way.
For two mortal hours the Codfish was held at bay,
pacing the decks and railing at his luck while
the relays continued.
"How in the deuce did she come to know all
these fellows?" growled the Codfish to himself.
"Next time I'll not go playing shuffleboard and
leaving her alone, so help me Bob!"
When finally the Codfish thought his inning
was about to come, Marjorie tripped gaily off
with the last of her suitors, and after a promenade
around the deck, disappeared somewhere
below to Gleason's great distress of mind.
That evening Marjorie was again carried off,
this time by the Yale half-miler, and the only
thing left for the Codfish was to occupy her vacant
chair, which he did, and proceeded to make
himself agreeable to Mrs. Hasbrouck, though his
eyes followed Marjorie on her promenade up and
down the deck.
"Mighty attractive girl, that Miss Hasbrouck,"
said Frank that night as the boys were preparing
to retire. "She's made a great hit with the team,
did you notice it?"
"Did I notice it?" cried the Codfish petulantly.
"Yes, I noticed it. Where in the name of the
Great Horn Spoon did she meet all those fellows?"
"Mutual attraction, I s'pose," said Frank. "I
saw you holding forth with her mother most of
the evening. Charming lady, eh?"
"O, yes, all right. Interested in philanthropy
and all that sort of thing. Wanted me to help
her raise something for the Widows and Orphans
Fund for Sailors; subscription papers, and
all that sort of thing."
"And you're for it?"
"O, yes, Marjorie's mother you see. Couldn't
do anything else. I've got to stand in right with
her mother."
"Noble youth," said Frank. "First catch the
mother and the daughter will come easy. Is that
it?"
"You have a glimmer of intelligence, Armstrong,
a rare thing in your case."
"We have him on the run," said McGregor the
next morning at breakfast. "I suggest a round-robin
letter to the young lady. How would this
suit?" He hauled a letter from his pocket and
handed it to Frank, who read it while a smile
stole over his face.
"Will she take it all right, do you think?" said
Frank as he handed the letter back to the conspirator.
"Sure thing. The Codfish cuts no figure now
since she's had a taste of bigger game. I'll write
it out and get everyone to sign it."
"Go to it," said Frank. "We must save our little
Codfish."
That afternoon while Miss Hasbrouck was
curled up in her deck chair with the Codfish in
attendance, a deck steward handed a letter to her.
A long list of signatures followed.
"A wireless?" inquired the Codfish, much interested.
"Too funny for anything," said the girl. "I
wonder if I had better let you read it? It concerns
you."
"Me?" said the Codfish in astonishment, reaching
out for the letter.
"Promise not to get mad if I let you see it?"
"Cross my heart, hope to die if I do."
"All right, then, but remember your promise."
She passed the letter over to him, and this is
what he read:
"Dear Miss Hasbrouck:—
"We have observed with growing anxiety the
attention which one of our party has been paying
to you. While we do not wish to alarm you,
we feel you ought to know that this young man
is afflicted with mental aberration. In other
words, he is slightly off his head. As far as we
know he has never had a dangerous spell, but you
can never tell. Please pardon us for seeming to
intrude, but we thought you ought to know."
Then followed a long list of signatures of
practically every man on either team.
Gleason was just finishing the perusal of the
note when McGregor pranced up to Miss Hasbrouck.
"Take a walk around the deck?" he
queried, and that young lady hastily jumped up
without even excusing herself to the Codfish, and
started off at a brisk pace with the young Harvard
man.
"Nutty, am I?" said the Codfish. "I'll show
them," gritting his teeth, "I'll show them.
They're trying to queer me," and then to Mrs.
Hasbrouck who had just come up from her stateroom:
"O, Mrs. Hasbrouck, I'm going to help
you with that fund. Guess pretty nearly everyone
of the two teams will subscribe to it."
"That's very sweet of you, indeed. It is a
noble thing to do to help such a good cause to
provide for the widows and orphans of the sailors
who go down in the great deep."
"Sure thing," said the Codfish, enthusiastically.
"All our fellows are very generous on such a
thing as that. I never saw such a noble bunch
of fellows as we have with us."
Mrs. Hasbrouck beamed over her spectacles.
"I think we ought to collect as much of the fund
as we can to-day; only a little more of our sea
voyage is left, you know."
"'A bird in the hand is said to be worth two
in the bushes!'" returned the Codfish. "I'll be
back in a minute," he added. On the way down
to the bulletin board in the companionway where
were inscribed the signatures of those who were
willing to help along the fund with contributions,
he came upon Marjorie and McGregor,
their heads together in deep conversation.
Neither saw him or they pretended not to see him
as he passed, and the fires of revenge burned the
deeper in his heart. Five minutes later he was
back at Mrs. Hasbrouck's chair.
"The names of pretty nearly every one of our
fellows are down under that subscription paper,"
he informed her. "I've made a copy of them
all and the amounts opposite each name."
"This is wonderful," said Mrs. Hasbrouck, enthusiastically
as she ran through the list. "Mr.
McGregor $25; Mr. Armstrong $25; Mr. Wallace
$10; Mr. Burrows $10; why, this is really
wonderful. You will certainly get your reward
for your kindness. I'll call the steward's attention
to this, and suggest that he ought to collect
to-day, for to-morrow will be our last day on
shipboard, you know."
"Yes, I think he ought to get after them to-day.
So much hurry and scurry on the last
day that he might miss some of the contributions."
A little later consternation was thrown into the
"contributors" to the Widows and Orphans
Fund. A very businesslike young steward armed
with a list, began his collections. Two or three
of the collegians paid up without protest for they
supposed such collections were the regular thing,
but when the collector reached McGregor, who
was still holding the fort with Marjorie in the
shade of one of the lifeboats, he met a refusal.
"Twenty-five dollars for the Widows and Orphans
Fund! I never heard of it before!" protested
the "contributor."
"There must be a mistake, sir," said the steward,
"you must have forgotten, your name is one
of those on the subscription paper in the companionway
bulletin board."
"My name on the paper? Quit your kidding."
"O, but it is, sir. I made a careful copy myself,
sir, of all the names, and I'm sure I'm right."
"Then I must have done it in my sleep," exclaimed
the puzzled McGregor. "Where is the
bulletin board?"
"I'll show you, sir," and the steward led the
way to the saloon deck. Shortly they stood before
the board in question. There were a number
of notices on the board, but the steward
pointed out the one in question. "There it is,
sir, and there's your name," triumphantly.
"We, the Undersigned, subscribe to the Widows
and Orphans Fund the amount set after
each of our names:"
McGregor's jaw dropped as he read the notice.
Then in amazement his eye traveled down the
long list of signatures till it fell on his own.
"It is sure enough my signature and no forgery.
But when in the name of Mike did I do
it?" He gazed in helpless wonder at Marjorie
who had accompanied him to the companionway.
"Seems to me I've seen that list before," said
Miss Hasbrouck. "It looks like one that was
attached to a letter I received to-day."
McGregor stepped up to the board, scrutinized
the subscription paper closely, then took out the
thumb tacks which secured it to the board itself.
"Look," he said, displaying the back of the paper.
"The Codfish has put one over on us. This list
has been very neatly pasted onto the bottom of the
Widows and Orphans Fund subscription paper,
and as both were written on ship's paper the deception
was a clever one."
"O, my, the wretch!" said Marjorie.
"The young runt," quoth McGregor in high
dudgeon, "wait till I get at him!"
But he did not get at the Codfish just then for
that individual kept himself out of sight until the
next morning. The story went the rounds of the
ship as might naturally be expected, and not a
few of the team members, seeing that the Codfish
had made a neat shift of the joke onto their
own heads, paid up their alleged subscriptions so
that the Fund was a gainer in the end.
Sad to relate, however, the standing of the
Codfish with the Hasbrouck family was gone,
never to return. His best efforts next morning
failed to draw even a look of recognition from
Marjorie's bright eyes as she passed and repassed
him during the deck promenade, tripping along
gaily between two members of the team. Once
he thought he caught the expression as she
passed: "That horrid boy." From Mrs. Hasbrouck
he could only draw a frigid nod.
"And that's all the thanks I get for boosting
the old fund," said the Codfish to himself.
"Well, never mind, women are fickle. I'll have
no more of them in my whole life," and he went
his way whistling a merry tune.
That afternoon as the ship was passing up
Southampton Water the Codfish found Frank
leaning on the rail watching the beautiful and
ever-shifting panorama opening before him.
"Say, Frank, I guess I'll not go on to Paris."
"Changed your mind?" There was a hint of
laughter in Frank's voice.
"Yes, I think I ought to stick around for the
practice and the games, don't you? Doesn't
seem quite right to desert now."
"Good boy," said Frank. "I think you'll find
England more congenial than Paris. It wouldn't
be right to leave us anyway."
"That's what I think, too. I'll stick with the
bunch."