EIGHT DRAMAS OF CALDERON
EIGHT DRAMAS
OF
CALDERON
FREELY TRANSLATED
BY
EDWARD FITZGERALD
London
MACMILLAN AND CO., Limited
NEW YORK: THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
1906
All rights reserved
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EIGHT DRAMAS
OF
CALDERON
FREELY TRANSLATED
BY
EDWARD FITZGERALD
London
MACMILLAN AND CO., Limited
NEW YORK: THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
1906
All rights reserved
In apologizing for the publication of so free translations of so famous a poet as Calderon, I must plead, first, that I have not meddled with any of his more famous plays; not one of those on my list being mentioned with any praise, or included in any selection that I know of, except the homely Mayor of Zalamea. Four of these six indeed, as many others in Calderon, may be lookt on as a better kind of what we call melodramas. Such plays as the Magico Prodigioso and the Vida es Sueño (I cannot rank the Principe Constante among them) require another translator, and, I think, form of translation.
Secondly, I do not believe an exact translation of this poet can be very successful; retaining so much that, whether real or dramatic Spanish passion, is still bombast to English ears, and confounds otherwise distinct outlines of character; Conceits that were a fashion of the day; or idioms that, true and intelligible to one nation, check the current of sympathy in others to which they are unfamiliar; violations of the probable, nay possible, that shock even healthy romantic licence; repetitions of thoughts and images that Calderon used (and smiled at) as so much stage properties—so much, in short, that is not Calderon’s own better self, but concession to private haste or public taste by one who so often relied upon some striking dramatic crisis for success with a not very accurate audience, and who, for whatever reason, was ever averse from any of his dramas being printed.
Choosing therefore such less famous plays as still seemed to me suited to English taste, and to that form of verse in which our dramatic passion prefers to run, I have, while faithfully trying to retain what was fine and efficient, sunk, reduced, altered, and replaced, much that seemed not; simplified some perplexities, and curtailed or omitted scenes that seemed to mar the breadth of general effect, supplying such omissions by some lines of after-narrative; and in some measure have tried to compensate for the fulness of sonorous Spanish, which Saxon English at least must forgo, by a compression which has its own charm to Saxon ears.
That this, if proper to be done at all, might be better done by others, I do not doubt. Nay, on looking back over these pages, I see where in some cases the Spanish individuality might better have been retained, and northern idiom spared; and doubtless there are many inaccuracies I am not yet aware of. But if these plays prove interesting to the English reader, I and he may be very sure that, whatever of Spain and Calderon be lost, there must be a good deal retained; and I think he should excuse the licence of my version till some other interests him as well at less expense of fidelity.
I hope my Graciosos will not be blamed for occasional anachronisms not uncharacteristic of their vocation.
| Federico | Prince of Orsino. |
| Celio | his Friend. |
| Don Luis | Governor of Naples. |
| Porcia | his Daughter. |
| Alvaro | his Son. |
| Fabio | } their Servants. |
| Belardo | |
| Julia | |
| Don Juan Roca | |
| Serafina | his Wife. |
| Don Pedro | his Father-in-law. |
| Leonelo | } their Servants. |
| Flora | |
| Maskers, Musicians, Sailors, etc. | |
Enter Don Luis and Don Juan meeting.
[Exit Juan.
Enter Porcia.
Enter Leonelo.
Leonelo. Peace to this house!—and not only that, but a story beside.—A company of soldiers coming to a certain village, a fellow of the place calls out for two to be billeted on him. ‘What!’ says a neighbour, ‘you want a double share of what every one else tries to shirk altogether?’ ‘Yes,’ says he, ‘for the more nuisance they are while they stay, the more glad one is of their going.’ In illustration of which, and also of my master’s orders, I crave your Lordship’s hand, and your Ladyship’s foot, to kiss.
Luis. Welcome, good Leonelo. I was afraid I had overlooked you in receiving your master.
Por. And how does marriage agree with you, Leonelo?
Leon. One gentleman asked another to dine; but such an ill-ordered dinner that the capon was cold, and the wine hot. Finding which, the guest dips a leg of the capon into the wine. And when his host asks him what he’s about—‘Only making the wine heat the capon, and the capon cool the wine,’ says he. Now just this happened in my marriage. My wife was rather too young, and I rather too old; so, as it is hoped—
Por. Foolery, foolery, always!—tell me how Serafina is—
Leon. In a coach.
Por. What answer is that?
Leon. A very sufficient one—since a coach includes happiness, pride, and (a modern author says) respectability.
Por. How so?
Leon. Why, a certain lady died lately, and for some reason or other, they got leave to carry her to the grave in a coach. Directly they got her in,—the body, I mean,—it began to fidget—and when they called out to the coachman—‘Drive to St. Sepulchre’s!’—‘No!’ screams she,—‘I won’t go there yet. Drive to the Prado first; and when I have had a turn there, they may bury me where they please.’
Luis. How can you let your tongue run on so!
Leon. I’ll tell you. A certain man in Barcelona had five or six children: and he gave them each to eat—
(Voices within.) ‘Way there! way!’
Por. They are coming.
Leon. And in so doing, take that story out of my mouth.
Enter Julia.
Julia. Signor, your guests are just alighting.
Luis. Come, Porcia—
Leon. (No, no, stop you and listen to me about those dear children.)
Por. They are coming upstairs—at the door—
Enter Don Juan leading Serafina, Don Pedro and Flora—all in travelling dress.
(Guns heard without.)
Enter Fabio.
[Exeunt Don Luis, Pedro, Juan, Leonelo, Fabio, etc.
[Exeunt Flora and Julia.
[Swoons.
Enter Alvaro.
[Exit.
(Offers to embrace her.)
Enter Porcia, Flora, Julia.
[Retires with Porcia to back of Stage.
Enter Juan and Pedro.
[Exeunt Porcia, Serafina, and Juan.
Enter the Prince Orsino, Celio, Don Luis, and Train.
[Exit.
[Exit.
Enter Porcia.
Enter Serafina.
[Exit.
[Exit.
Enter Alvaro.
Enter Don Luis.
[Exeunt Prince and Celio.
[Exit.
Enter Serafina, drest as at first, and Porcia.
[Exit.
(Cannon within.)
Enter Porcia.
Enter Don Juan, Luis, Pedro, Leonelo, etc.
[Exeunt all but Alvaro.
Enter Leonelo.
Leonelo. And here comes in a story:—
A man got suddenly deaf, and seeing the people about him moving their lips, quoth he, ‘What the devil makes you all dumb?’ never thinking for a moment the fault might be in himself. So it is with you, who lay the blame on a face that all the world is praising, and not on your own want of skill to paint it.
Juan. Not a very apt illustration, Leonelo, as you would admit if you heard what I was saying before you came in. But, whose soever the fault, I am the sufferer. I will no more of it, however. Come, I will abroad.
Ser. Whither, my lord?
Juan. Down to the pier, with the sea and the fresh air, to dispel my vexation.
Ser. By quitting me?
Juan. I might indeed say so, since the sight of you is the perpetual trophy of my defeat. But what if leave you in order to return with a double zest?
Ser. Nay, nay, with no such pretty speeches hope to delude me; I know what it is. The carnival with its fair masks.
Juan. A mask abroad when I have that face at home!
Ser. Nay, nay, I know you.
Juan. Better than I do myself?
Ser. What wife does not?
Leon. Just so. A German and the priest of his village coming to high words one day, because the man blew his swine’s horn under the priest’s window, the priest calls out in a rage, ‘I’ll denounce your horns to the parish, I will!’ which the man’s wife overhearing in the scullery, she cries out, ‘Halloa, neighbour, here is the priest revealing my confession!’
Ser. What impertinence, Leonelo!
Leon. Very well then, listen to this; a certain man in Barcelona had five or six children, and one day—
Juan. Peace, foolish fellow.
Leon. Those poor children will never get the meat well into their mouths.
[Exeunt Juan and Leonelo.
Enter Flora, out of breath.
Flora. O madam!
Ser. Well, Flora, what now?
Flora. O madam, there is a man down-stairs!
Ser. Well?
Flora. Drest sailor-like.
Ser. Well?
Flora. He will not go away unless I give this letter into your hands.
Ser. Into my hands? from whom?
Flora. From the lady Porcia he says, madam.
Ser. From Porcia, well, and what frightens you?
Flora. Nothing, madam, and yet—
Ser. And yet there is something.
Flora. O, my lady, if this should be Don Alvaro!
Ser. Don Alvaro! what makes you think that?
Flora. I am sure it is he.
Ser. But did you tell him you knew him?
Flora. I could not help, madam, in my surprise.
Ser. And what said he then?
As she is going, enter Alvaro, as a Sailor.
Enter Flora hurriedly.
[Hides in the closet.
[Exit.
Enter Flora with lights.
(She takes a light.)
[Exeunt Juan and Serafina.
Enter Leonelo.
Leonelo. What is the matter?
Flora. The matter is, I have fallen.
Leon. Into temptation?
Flora. It is well, sir, if I have not broken my leg; here, sir, cease your gibing, and get this lamp lighted directly.
Leon. (stumbling over Alvaro). Halloa!
Flora. What now?
Leon. I’ve fallen now, and on your temptation I think, for it has got a beard.
Alv. (groping his way). The fool! but I can find the door.
[Exit.
Leon. There goes some one!
Flora. The man’s mad!
Leon. Am I? Halloa! halloa, there!
Enter Juan with light.
Juan. What is the matter?
Flora. Nothing, nothing, my lord.
Leon. Nothing? I say it is something, a great—
Flora. My lord, going to shut the door, I stumbled, fell, and put out the light, that’s all.
Leon. And I stumbled too.
Juan. Well?
Leon. Over a man.
Juan. In this chamber?
Leon. Yes, and—
Flora. Nonsense! my lord, he stumbled against me, as we both floundered in the dark.
Leon. You! What have you done with your beard then?
Juan. Are you mad? or is this some foolery?
Leon. My lord, I swear I stumbled over a fellow here.
Juan (aside). And she so anxious to light me to her chamber! what is all this? Take the lamp, Leonelo. Though partly I think you have been dreaming, I will yet search the house; come with me. I will draw the sting of suspicion at once, come what come may.
[Draws sword and exit.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter the Prince and Celio muffled up.
(A harp heard.)
(She appears at the window.)
(Plays on the harp.)
Enter Julia within, hurried.
[Celio and Prince retreat.
Enter Luis.
[Exit.
[As she retires still singing from the window within, the Prince and Celio retire back into the garden.
Enter Alvaro and Fabio, masked: other Masks pass across, and into Diego’s house.
Alv. This is the place; here will I wait till she comes by. I know her dress, but I dared not follow her till myself disguised.
Fab. And no doubt, sir, you will find good opportunity of talking to her. ’Tis the old and acknowledged usage of this season, that any one may accost any one so long as both are masked, and so neither supposed to know the other.
Alv. Oh, a brave usage, and a brave invention, that of the Carnival! One may accost whom one pleases, and whisper what one will, under the very ears of husband, father, or duenna!
Fab. So received a custom, that even among this hot-headed jealous people of Spain, no mortal quarrel has yet arisen on these occasions, though plenty to provoke it.
Alv. Look! the Masks are coming; I hear the music within. She must soon be here. Let us withdraw round this corner till she come.
[Exeunt.
Masks singing and dancing; in the course of which enter and mix with them, Juan, Serafina, Leonelo, and Flora, and afterwards Alvaro; all masked.
[A dance, during which Alvaro observes Serafina.
(A minuet by the Masks; during which Alvaro constantly whispers Serafina, who seems distrest; after some time, they return in the figure to the front of the Stage.)
[Exeunt Juan and Serafina.
Leon. (watching him). This must be some monk, who knows of some better entertainment elsewhere.
(Throws off mask, etc.)
Enter Sailors.
As he is going out, enter Juan with Serafina fainted in his arms.
Juan. Friends! Gentlemen! if you would help in this calamity, take charge for a moment of this most precious thing of all, till I return.
Alv. (taking Serafina in his arms). Trust me, sir.
[Juan rushes off.
Leon. Stop, my lord, stop a moment—he is gone, and this man—
[Exit, carrying off Serafina.
Leon. Halloa! stop him! stop him! it is my mistress; Don Juan! my lord! my lord! the rascal has carried her off! my lord! my lord!
[Runs after Alvaro.
1st Voice in the crowd. The fire is getting under.
2nd Voice. No lives lost?
3rd Voice. Only, they say, one poor girl of the lady Serafina’s.
Enter Don Juan hurriedly.
Juan. I thought I heard Leonelo calling me—But where is Serafina? This is the place—yes—Serafina! I left them here—taken her perhaps fainting as she was for help. Gentlemen, have you seen any here with a lady, fainted, in their charge—a sailor, I think?
1st Man. Not I, sir.
2nd Man. Nor I.
3rd Man. Stay, I think there were some sailors with a lady in their arms.
Juan. And where—
Enter Leonelo breathless.
Leon. Oh, my lord, my lord!
Juan. Speak!
Leon. The Mask who danced with my lady—
Juan. Where is she?
Leon. Was the sailor you gave her in charge to—He has carried her off.
Juan. The Mask! the sailor!
Leon. I saw him throw off his disguise, and now he has carried her off—to the shore—to sea—to the ship there now spreading her sails in the harbour.
Juan. Man! beware lest I blast thee!
Leon. As if I were the sailor! I tell you I ran after them, shouted, struggled, but was pushed aside, knocked down—
Juan. To the shore, to the shore! follow me!
Voices. What is the matter?
Juan. What I dare not name till it be avenged; Pirate!—Ruffian! Oh fool, I might have guessed—but I will find them through water and fire too. To the shore!
[Exit Juan, Leonelo after him; confusion, etc.
Enter Don Luis reading a letter.
Luis. ‘You bid me tell you why it is Don Juan Roca has not written to you so long: and though it be pain to do so, I dare no longer defer answering you. At a carnival dance here, the palace of Don Diego de Cordona, in which the festival was held, took fire so suddenly, as people had much ado to escape with their lives. Don Juan’s wife fainting from terror, he carried her out, and gave her in charge to a sailor standing near, while he himself returned to help at the fire. No doubt this sailor was a pirate: for he carried her off to his ship and set sail immediately. Don Juan returning and finding her gone rushes madly after; casts himself into the sea in his rage and desperation; is rescued half drowned, and taken to his house, from which he was missed—he and his servant Leonelo—some days ago, taking scarce any thing with him, and leaving no hint of whither he is gone. And since that hour we have heard nothing of him, or of Serafina.’
Enter Porcia.
[Exit.
Enter Alvaro and Fabio.
Enter Serafina.
[Exit Fabio.
(Shot within.)
Enter Belardo.
[She goes in at one door, as Porcia enters by another.
Alv. How now, Porcia, you look pleased to-day!
Por. And well I may—for two reasons, Alvaro.
Alv. Well, what are they?
Por. First, I have got my father to relax in his humour against you.
Alv. My good sister!
Por. So as he will see you at Bellaflor this very evening.
Alv. Good! and your second reason?
Por. That coming up the pass, I made the crowning shot of my life with this arquebuss—a hare at full speed—flying, I might say.
Alv. Give you joy of both your hits, Porcia.
Por. I am so proud of the last (though glad of the first, Alvaro) that I shall try my luck and skill a little longer about the castle this evening.
Alv. So—
Por. You will not wait for me, but go down at once to Bellaflor, and show my father you value his forgiveness by your haste to acknowledge it.
Alv. You say well; but you will go with me?
Por. Fear not, I shall soon be after you.
Alv. Well, if so, then——(apart to Belardo) Belardo, remember you get the lady to her room directly my sister is gone out.
Por. Our roads lie together as far as the gate at least. (Aside to Belardo.) If the Prince happen to come hither, tell him to wait for me, Belardo; I shall be back directly. Come, brother.
[Exeunt Alvaro and Porcia.
Bel. They say a Pander is a good business; and yet here am I ministering both to brother and sister with very little profit at the year’s end.
Ser. (entering cautiously). Porcia’s gone?
Bel. Yes, she is gone.
Ser. Had she resolved on going into the room where I was she could have done it; there was neither key nor bolt within. But she is gone and I can get to my own.
Bel. No.
Ser. Belardo! why?
Bel. Some one coming.
Ser. Again!
[She hides, as before.
Enter Prince.
Prince. How now, Belardo, where is your mistress? she advised me her brother would be away, and she here this evening.
Bel. Your Highness comes in good time. She went with him, but will be back directly. She is here.
Enter Porcia.
Por. Not far behind, you see. Scarce had he taken the turn to Bellaflor, when I turn’d back.
Prince. How shall I thank you for this favour?
Por. My brother’s living here has been the reason of our not meeting before: but that is remedied for the future.
Prince. And how?
Por. He is at last reconciled to my father, and is even now gone home, to Bellaflor.
Prince. (aside). My heart thanks you but little, being away with another; but if I cannot avenge memory, I will thus try and deceive or amuse it. My lovely Porcia!
Bel. (aside). She hears every word they say!
Por. Ah, you flatter still.
Prince. Flatter!
Por. Do I not know there is a Siren at Naples—
Prince. Porcia, to prove to you how unfounded that suspicion is, I have these many days wholly quitted Naples, and, out of a melancholy that has taken hold of me, now live retired in a little Villa hard by this: you may imagine at least one reason for my doing so. And so enchanted am I with my solitude, that till this evening (when you broke it as I could wish) I have not once stirred abroad; my only occupation being to watch some pictures that I am having done, by the best masters of Italy and of Spain too; one of which country I have happened on, who might compete with Apelles. As I told you, I have spent whole days in watching them at work.
Por. My jealousy whispered—
Enter Belardo.
Bel. Unlucky to be sure.
Por. What now?
Bel. What can make your brother return so suddenly?
Por. My brother!
Bel. He is now at the gate.
Por. He must suspect the Prince! O, my lord, hide yourself.
Prince. Where?
Por. Any where!—quick! here.
[She puts him where Serafina is.
Prince. For your sake, Porcia.
Enter Alvaro.
Alv. I cannot be easy till I am assured that Serafina——Porcia here?
Por. Alvaro!
Alv. You left me on a sudden?
Por. I was tired, and came back for rest.
Alv. So—
Por. But you?
Alv. I bethought me that, considering my father’s late indisposition toward me, it were better you were at my side when I went to him.
Por. So—
Alv. So that if he should relapse into ill-humour, you know how to direct him.
Por. Well, shall we start again together?
Alv. Is not that best?
Por. As you please.
Alv. (aside). She will not then stumble on Serafina.
Por. (aside). I shall so get him out of the Prince’s way.
[Exeunt Porcia and Alvaro.
Bel. Now then the two imprisoned ones get out.
Enter the Prince, and Serafina, her hand before her face.
Bel. Only this was wanting to the plot! The sister’s gallant in love with the brother’s mistress!
[Exeunt Prince and Serafina.
[Exit.
Enter Don Juan in poor apparel; and Celio.
[Exit Celio.
Enter Leonelo, poorly drest.
Enter Prince.
[Exit Prince.
[Exeunt.
Enter Luis and Alvaro.
[Exit.
Enter Don Pedro.
Enter Porcia hurriedly.
[Exeunt Luis and Pedro.
[Exit.
Enter Prince, Juan, Leonelo, and Belardo.
Prince (to Belardo). You know your office; take this diamond by way of thanks.
Bel. I know little of diamonds but that they sell for less than you give for them. But this (to Juan) is to be your post.
Juan. I am ready.
Prince. Remember, Spaniard, it is for me you run this hazard, if there be any; I shall be close at hand to protect you. Be not frightened.
Juan. Your Highness does not know me: were it otherwise, danger cannot well appal him whom sorrows like mine have left alive.
Bel. And, another time—doubloons, not diamonds.
[Exeunt Prince and Leonelo.
Here she mostly comes of an evening, poor lady, to soothe herself, walking and sitting here by the hour together. This is where you are to be. Go in; and mind you make no noise.
[Puts Juan into the grated door, and locks it.
Juan (through the grated window). But what are you about?
Bel. Locking the door to make all sure.
Juan. But had it not better be unlockt in case—
Bel. Hush! she comes.
Juan. My palette then.
Enter Serafina.
[Exit.
Enter Alvaro; she wakes and rushes to him.
[Shoots a pistol at each through the grating.—Both fall; Serafina into the arms of Belardo, who has come in during the noise.—Then directly enter Don Luis, Pedro, Portia.
[Dies.
[Dies.
Enter the Prince and Leonelo.
[Belardo unlocks the door.
[He goes out slowly, followed by Leonelo: and the curtain falls.
Some alterations of this play were made with a view to the English stage, where, spite of the slightness of many parts, I still think it might be tried.
Its companion play, the Medico de su Honra, is far more famous; has some more terrible, perhaps some finer, situations; but inferior, I think, in variety of scene, character, and incident.
It may add a little to the reader’s interest, as it did to mine, to learn from Mr. Ticknor, that Calderon wrote a ‘Tratado defendiendo la nobleza de la Pintura.’
| Alexander | Prince of Parma. |
| Nisida | his Sister. |
| Don Cesar | his Secretary. |
| Don Arias | } Gentlemen of the Court. |
| Don Felix | |
| Donna Anna | Sister to Don Felix. |
| Elvira | her Maid. |
| Lazaro | Don Cesar’s Servant. |
Enter the Prince Alexander, and Don Arias.
Enter Lazaro (with a letter).
Laz. Not here? my usual luck; had I bad news to tell my master, such as would earn me a broken head, I should find him fast enough; but now when I have such a letter for him as must bring me a handsome largess, oh, to be sure he’s no where to be found. But I’ll find him if I go to—
Prince. How now? Who’s there?
Laz. The Prince!—Mum! (hides the letter and turns to go).
Prince. Who is it, I say?
Ar. A servant, my lord, of Don Cesar’s, looking for his master, I suppose.
Prince. Call him back; perhaps he can tell us something of his master’s melancholy.
Ar. True, my lord. Lazaro!
Laz. Eh?
Ar. His Highness would speak with you.
Prince. Come hither, sir.
Laz. Oh, my lord, I do well enough here: if I were once to kiss your Highness’ feet, I could not endure common shoe-leather for a month to come.
Ar. His humour must excuse him.
Prince. You are Don Cesar’s servant, are you?
Laz. Yes, one of your trinity; so please you.
Prince. Of my trinity, how so?
Laz. As thus; your Highness is one with Don Cesar; I am one with him; ergo—
Prince. Well, you are a droll knave. But stop, stop: whither away so fast?
Laz. Oh, my lord, I am sure you will have none of so poor an article as myself, who am already the property of another too.
Prince. Nay, I like your humour, so it be in season. But there is a time for all things. I want you now to answer me seriously and not in jest; and tell me the secret of your master’s melancholy, which I feel as my own. But perhaps he is foolish who looks for truth in the well of a jester’s mouth.
Laz. But not so foolish as he who should throw it there. And therefore since my master is no fool, it is unlikely he should have committed his mystery to me. However, in my capacity of Criado, whose first commandment it is, ‘Thou shalt reveal thy master’s weakness as thy own,’ I will tell you what I have gathered from stray sighs and interjections of his on the subject. There has lately come over from Spain a certain game of great fashion and credit called Ombre. This game Don Cesar learned; and, playing at it one day, and happening to hold Basto, Malilla, Spadille, and Ace of Trumps in his hand, stood for the game; and lost. On which he calls out ‘foul play,’ leaves the party, and goes home. Well, at night, I being fast asleep in my room, comes he to me in his shirt, wakes me up, and, dealing cards as it were with his hands, says, ‘If I let this trick go, I am embeasted for that, and besides put the lead into the enemy’s hand; therefore I trump with one of my matadores, and then I have four hearts, of which the ten-ace must make, or else let them give me back my nine cards as I had them before discarding.’ And this I take it is the cause of his dejection.[1]
Prince. The folly of asking you has been properly chastised by the folly of your answer. You are right; Don Cesar would never have intrusted with a grave secret one only fit for idle jest.
Laz. Ah, they are always importing some nonsense or other from Spain. God keep your Highness; I will take warning not to intrude my folly upon you any more (until you try again to worm some truth out of me).
[Aside and exit.
Prince. A droll fellow! Were one in the humour, he might amuse.
Ar. Oh, you will always find him in the same, whenever you are in the mood. He cannot be sad.
Prince. He cannot be very wise then.
Ar. He is as God made him. Did you never hear any of his stories?
Prince. I think not.
Ar. He will hardly tell you one of himself that yet might amuse you. He was one day playing at dice with me; lost all his money; and at last pawned his very sword, which I would not return him, wishing to see how he got on without. What does he but finds him up an old hilt, and clapping on a piece of lath to that, sticks it in the scabbard. And so wears it now.
Prince. We will have some amusement of him by and by.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Cesar and Lazaro meeting.
Laz. A letter, sir, Elvira just gave me.
Ces. A letter! Give it me. How long have you had it?
Laz. I looked for you first at the Prince’s.
Ces. Where I was not?
Laz. You know it! I am always looking for what cannot be found in time. But if you like the letter I shall claim my largess for all that.
Ces. Ah! what does she say?
Laz. The folly, now, of a man with his watch in his hand asking other people for the time of day!
Ces. My heart fails me. Even if your news be good it comes late.
[He reads the letter.
Laz. So let my reward then—only let it come at last.
Enter Don Arias.
‘To confess that one is loved is to confess that one loves too; for there is no woman but loves to be loved. But alas, there is yet more. If to cover my love I have pretended disdain, let the shame of now confessing it excuse me. Come to me this evening and I will tell you what I can scarce understand myself. Adieu, my love, adieu!’ Your hands are full indeed of happy business.
[Exeunt Cesar and Lazaro.
[Exit.
Enter Prince, Don Felix, Donna Anna, and train.
Prince. I must show you the way.
Anna. Your Highness must not do yourself so great indignity.
Prince. To the bounds at least of my sister’s territory.
Anna. Nay, my lord, that were undue courtesy.
Prince. What courtesy, madam, can be undue from any man to any lady?
Anna. When that lady is your subject, whom your very condescension dazzles to her own discomfiture.
Prince. What, as the morning star dazzles the sun whom he precedes as petty harbinger? If I obey you ’tis that I fear my own extinction in your rays. Adieu.
Anna. God keep your Highness.
[Exit.
Prince. Don Felix, will you attend your sister?
Felix. I only stay to thank your Highness, (both as subject and as servant,) for all the honour that you do us; may Heaven so prolong your life that even oblivion herself—
Prince. Nay, truce to compliment: your sister will not of my company, unless under your proxy. So farewell. (Exit Felix.) Is there a greater nuisance than to have such windy nonsense stuff’d into one’s ears, when delight is vanished from the eyes!
Enter Arias.
But, Don Arias! You have seen Cesar?
Ar. Yes, my lord; but ere I tell you about him, would know how far this last interview with Donna Anna has advanced your love.
[Prince and Arias retire.
Enter Cesar and Lazaro.
[Exit.
[Exeunt.
Enter Prince, Cesar, Felix, Arias, and Lazaro, disguised.
[Exeunt.
Donna Anna and Elvira at a window. Dawn.
Enter Cesar and Lazaro, below.
[Retires from window.
[Exeunt severally.
Laz. Well, and what has my mistress to say to me? Does she also play the scornful lady?
Elv. I? why?
Laz. Because my mistress’ mistress does so to my master whose love I follow in shadow.
Elv. Oh, I did not understand.
[Exeunt.
The Prince and Don Felix, discovered at the back of the stage.
Enter Cesar, Arias, and Lazaro, in front.
Ces. (to Arias as they enter). And so at last was satisfied.
Ar. His Highness and Don Felix.
Ces. I am sure that he who profits not by opportunity scarce covets it enough. Taking advantage of the cleared heaven, I have here written my lady, asking her when she will give me the meeting she promised; Lazaro, take the letter: Don Felix here, you can easily deliver it.
Laz. I’ll feign an errand, and so get into the house.
[Exit.
Fel. (to Prince). Cesar and Arias, my lord.
Prince. I know their business. Oh what a tempest does every breeze from that quarter raise in my bosom! Well, gentlemen?
Ar. Cesar, my lord, was telling me—
Prince. About his melancholy studies still? Pray tell me.
Ces. Nay, my lord, all melancholy flies from the sunshine of your presence.
Prince. What then?
Ces. I still distrust myself; Don Arias must, my lord, answer for me.
Prince. Don Arias, then?
Ar. (aside). Fresh confidence should bind me his anew. But comes too late.
Ces. (aside to Arias). Be careful what you say.
Ar. Trust me. (Cesar retires.)
Prince (to Arias apart). Well now, Don Arias.
Ar. At first much enraged against him, at last she yielded to his amorous excuses; and, finding Don Felix here, he has sent her a letter beseeching another meeting.
Prince. When?
Ar. This moment.
Prince. Who can doubt the upshot! I must contrive to thwart them. (Aloud.) But ere I hear your story, Arias, I must tell Don Felix what I was about to do as these gentlemen came in and interrupted me: that his sister was ill—had fainted—from some vexation or fright, as I think.
Fel. Anna?
Prince. So my sister told me. Had you not better see to her?
Fel. With your leave, my lord.
[Exit.
Prince (aside). And so, as I wished, prevent her answering, if not getting, the letter. (Aloud.) I will ask Nisida how it was.
[Exit.
Ces. What did you tell the Prince to draw this new trouble on me?
Ar. Ay, even so. Blame him who has been even lying in your service. Look you now, the Prince told me he had overheard the names ‘Don Felix’ and ‘Donna Anna’ between us as we came in talking; and, tethered to that, I was obliged to drag this fainting fit into the service.
Ces. Oh, if Felix find Lazaro at his house!
Ar. Fear not, anxiety will carry him home faster than a letter Lazaro.
[Exeunt.
Donna Anna and Elvira.
Enter Felix.
Enter Lazaro.
Laz. So far so good.
Fel. Lazaro?
Laz. (seeing Felix). It’s his ghost? for certainly I left his body at the palace.
Anna. My evil stars bear hard upon me!
Laz. I’m done for, unless a good lie——(Aloud.) Ruffian, rascal, scamp!
Fel. How now?
Laz. Murderer! villain!
Fel. Softly, softly, breathe awhile! what’s the matter?
Laz. Nothing, nothing, yet had I not exploded incidentally, or as it were superficially, I had altogether burst. Oh the rascal! the slave!
Fel. But tell me the matter.
Laz. Oh the matter—indeed the matter—you may well ask it—indeed you may—Oh the murderer!
Fel. Come, come, tell us.
Laz. Ay, well, look here, my lords and ladies, lend me your ears; I was at cards: yes: for you must know, my lord, I sometimes like a bout as my betters do: you understand this?
Fel. Yes—well?
Laz. Well, being at cards, as I say: ay, and playing pretty high too: for I must confess that sometimes, like my betters—you understand?
Fel. Go on—go on.
Anna. Surely, my brother, this was the riot that so frighted me.
Fel. And was I then the man, ‘if man it could be called who man was none,’ that Lazaro fought with?
Anna. I know not, I only know ’twas some one of a handsome presence like yours.
Fel. (aside). Perhaps his master—I much suspect it was Cesar that was dicing, and afterward fighting; and his servant, to cover him, invents this foolish story——(Aloud.) I will look into the street and see if it be clear.
[Exit.
Elv. Now say your say.
Anna (giving Lazaro her letter). And quickly, Lazaro; taking this letter—
Laz. (giving Cesar’s). And you this premium upon it.
Anna. Bid him be sure to come to me this evening; I have much to say. And thus much to you, Lazaro; your quarrel came in the nick of time to account for a swoon I had occasion to feign.
Elv. Quick! quick! he’s coming back.
[Exeunt.
Cesar and Arias talking: to whom after a time enter Lazaro.
Laz. Oh, I have had rare work.
Ces. The letter! (takes it from Lazaro)
Ar. And how did all end?
Laz. Well—as I am home at last safe and sound.
Ces. Arias, you share my heart; even read my letter with me. (They read.)
Laz. (aside). That my master should trust that babbler who let out about my wooden sword to the Prince! my life upon ’t, he’ll do the same to him; for he who sucks in gossip is the first to leak it.
Enter Prince.
Prince. Cesar here, when I am on fire to know the upshot of my plot upon his letter! I must get quit of him.
Ces. Good day, my lord.
Prince. Well, any news abroad?
Ar. Not that I know of, my lord.
Prince. Cesar, there are despatches in my closet, have been lying there since yesterday, should they not be seen to at once?
Ces. My lord! (Aside.) I foresaw it!
Prince. Yes! I would have you look to them and report them to me directly.
[Exeunt Cesar and Lazaro.
Prince. And now about the letter?
Ar. I only know, my lord, that though Felix got home first, Lazaro got there somehow, somehow gave her the letter, and somehow got an answer.
Prince. Hast seen it?
Ar. Yes, my lord.
Prince. And—
Ar. She appoints another meeting this evening.
Prince. And I must myself despatch his work, so as to leave him free to-night! Oh Arias, what can I do more?
Ar. Cannot your Highness go there yourself, and so at least stop further advancement?
Prince. True, true; and yet I know not; it might be too suspicious. I must consider what shall be done;
[Exeunt.
Prince and Don Arias.
Enter Cesar.
[Exit.
Enter Felix.
[Exit.
Enter Cesar.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Prince.
Enter Lazaro.
Laz. Where can my master be? I shall go crazy, I think, running from room to room, and house to house, after him and his distracted wits.
Prince. Lazaro! Well, what news abroad?
Laz. Ah, my lord, there has been little of that under the sun this long while, they say. For instance, the slasht doublets just come into fashion, and which they call new; why ’twas I invented them years ago.
Prince. You! how?
Laz. Why, look you; once on a time when I was not so well off as now, and my coat was out at elbows, the shirt came through: many saw and admired— and so it has grown into a fashion.
Prince. Who listens to you but carries away food for reflection!
[Exit.
Laz. Aha! you are somewhat surfeited with that already, I take it.
Enter Cesar.
Enter Arias.
[Exit.
Enter Prince and Arias.
[Desk and papers brought in: exeunt Arias and Lazaro.
Prince (reading). ‘I am secretly driven to madness about the marriage that never shall take place. All is fair for you, though perdition to me. Believe me I shall not survive it, that Donna Anna—I can write no more.’
[Exit.
Enter Felix and Arias.
[Exit Felix.
[Exeunt.
Anna and Elvira.
Enter Felix.
Enter Cesar and Lazaro.
Fel. I thank you, Cesar. (Reads.) ‘Because happiness is the less welcome when anticipated, I have hitherto withheld from you, that he to whom I have engaged your sister’s hand, is—Don Cesar! in whom unites all that man or woman can desire. If the man lives who can deserve such glory, it is he. Farewell.’
Enter Prince, Nisida, Arias, and Train.
[Puts Nisida’s hand in Felix’s.
There are three other plays by Calderon, on this subject of keeping one’s love secret; a policy, whose neglect is punisht by a policy characteristically Spanish. 1. Amigo, Amante, y Leal: which has the same Prince and Arias, only the Prince confides his love to his rival. 2. El Secreto a Voces: where it is the ladies who shuffle the secret about the men. And 3. Basta Callar, a more complicated intrigue than any.
| Gil Perez. | |
| Isabel | his Sister. |
| Don Alonso | } his two Friends. |
| Manuel Mendez | |
| Pedro | } Servants in his house. |
| Casilda | |
| Donna Juana | a Portuguese Lady. |
| Juan Baptista | a Lover of Isabel. |
| The Lord High Admiral of Portugal. | |
| Donna Leonor | his Cousin. |
| A Sheriff. | |
| A Judge. | |
| Leonardo | a Traveller. |
| Alguazils, Officers, Attendants, Farmers, etc. | |
Enter Pedro running; Gil Perez after him with a drawn dagger; and Isabel and Casilda interceding.
[Exit; Casilda after him.
[Exit.
Enter Casilda.
[Exit Casilda.
Enter Manuel Mendez.
[Exit Manuel.
(Shouts and fighting within.)
(Shots within.)
Enter Don Alonso.
[Exit.
Enter Sheriff with Officers.
(He fights with them.)
[Exit, driving them in.
Enter Juana and Manuel.
Enter Alonzo, who falls at the side.
Enter Gil.
(Takes Alonso on his shoulders and plunges into the river.)
[Exit Manuel with Juana.
Enter the Admiral of Portugal and Donna Leonor as from hunting.
Enter Pedro.
Ped. Which is the way, I wonder? What with fright and weariness, I must rest awhile. Well, this is Portugal, where to be sure a poor Spanish pimp may hope to escape ferocious honour. That I should lose a post where others make their thousands at my first function! But who are these? Fine folks too! Pray Heaven they be in want of an officer.
Adm. A horse will soon carry you to the villa. Hark you, sir! (To Pedro.)
Ped. My lord!
Adm. Who are you?
Ped. Nay, how should I know?
Adm. But are you one of my people?
Ped. Yes, if you like it. As said Lord Somebody, who neither served king, man, or God, but who entering the palace one day at supper-time, and seeing all the chamberlains at work without their coats, whips off his, and begins carrying up dishes. Suddenly in comes the major-domo, who perceiving a stranger, asks if he be sworn of the service. ‘Not yet,’ says he, ‘but if swearing is all that’s wanted, I’ll swear to what you please.’ So ’tis with me. Make me your servant, and I’ll swear and forswear anything.
Adm. You are liberal of your humour.
Ped. ’Tis all I have to be liberal of; and it would not be right to spare that.
Gil (within). Hold on, hold on!
Leonor. Who’s that?
Adm. Look, some one with erect head and vigorous arms, buffeting the wave before him.
Leonor. With another on his shoulders too.
Adm. (to Pedro). Now, would you win an earnest of future favour, plunge in to his assistance.
Ped. I would, sir, but I’m a wretched swimmer.
Leonor. They have reacht the shore at last.
Enter Gil Perez and Alonso, drencht.
Alon. Thank Heaven for our escape!
Gil. Ah, we’re well quit of it.
Ped. Now, sir, if I can help. But Lord ha’ mercy! (Sees Gil.)
Adm. What! going just when you are wanted?
Ped. I was born, my lord, with a tender heart; that seeing these poor fellows so drencht, bleeds for them. That he should pursue me even to Portugal! (Is creeping away.)
Adm. What! only just come, and going?
Ped. Oh, my lord, a sudden call. Excuse me.
[Exit.
Adm. ’Tis an idiot. But let me help you.
Alon. My life is in your hand.
Adm. In my hand? How is that?
Alon. You shall hear, if I may first know to whom I tell my story. Misfortune forces me to be cautious.
Adm. You are right; but need fear nothing from the Lord High Admiral of Portugal, who now speaks to you, and pledges himself to protect you so long as you stand on his estate.
[Exeunt Admiral and Leonor.
[Exeunt.
Enter Manuel and Juana as travelling.
Enter Pedro.
[Exit Juana.
[Exit.
Enter Gil Perez with soldiers.
Ped. This one looks affable. Pray, sir, can you courteously inform me which is the Ensign?
Soldier. There—he with the red sash.
Ped. What, he with the lofty presence and broad shoulders?
Soldier. Ay!
Gil (to the soldiers). Well then, my lads, we shall agree together very well, eh?
Soldiers. Long live our noble Ensign!
[Exeunt soldiers.
Ped. Now’s the time!
Gil (to himself). ’Fore heaven, this soldiering would be pleasant enough did not that trouble follow and plague me.
Ped. Sir!
Gil. Leaving Isabel at such a risk—
Ped. Sir Ensign!
Gil. That as fast as I gain honour here I run the chance of losing more at home.
Ped. Noble Sir Ensign!
Gil. One good thing, however, my good Manuel keeps guard for me.
Ped. He must surely be deaf this side—I’ll try the other. Noble Ensign!
Gil (turning round). Who is that?
Ped. (recognising him gradually). A soldier—no, I only mean one who would be—no soldier. If I said I wish’d to be a soldier, sir, I lied.
Gil. Rascal! you here? did I not warn you whenever and wherever—
Ped. Oh yes, yes, but how should I ever expect to find you here a soldiering?
Gil (setting upon him). I’ll teach you I am here, scoundrel, to whom I owe half my trouble.
Ped. Help! murder! help!
Enter Manuel.
Man. A soldier set upon my servant! stop, sir! how do you dare—Gil Perez!
Gil. Manuel!
Man. Why, did I not leave you in Portugal?
Gil. And I you at Salvatierra, engaged to me by solemn promise and old love to guard my honour there?
Man. We both have cause for wonder. I will tell you all; but first we must be alone.
Gil. Ay, another wonder; this fellow yours?
Man. In travelling hither we found him by the way, and took him.
Gil. Well, this saves your life for this time, sir: but, remember, you will not always have a friend at hand to do so much for you.
Ped. I know that; I only wish you would be so gracious as to tell me where you are next bound, that I may take good care not to go thither. But I know one place at least to which you cannot follow me—my own estate—and thither I set off immediately.
[Exit.
Enter Alonso.
[Exeunt.
Enter Isabel and Casilda.
Isab. What! Donna Leonor d’Alvarado, come to Salvatierra?
Cas. Yes.
Isab. And for what purpose?
Cas. They say, to avenge her brother’s death. I myself have seen her conferring with Juan Baptista.
Isab. And what do you infer from that?
Cas. He is, they say, chief witness against Don Alonso and your brother, for this murder.
Isab. Against my brother too! O Casilda, is it not shameful that Juan Baptista should revenge with slanders behind my brother’s back whom he dares not meet face to face! Nay, that a traitor be revenged at all on him he has betrayed! thriving here at home while my brother is banisht!
Cas. But there’s something else. He charges your brother’s friend Manuel with murdering his men.
Isab. In proving which, my honour must be publicly canvassed and compromised!
Enter Pedro.
Ped. Oh, what a long way it has seemed; as it will when fear fetters one’s legs. Oh, permit me, madam, since fate has sent me back to your feet, to kiss but the little toe, the pink, the pearl, the petty Benjamin of those ten toes. But above all, tell me, for Heaven’s sake, is my master here?
Isab. No, Pedro, you at least are safe. He, alas, is far away.
Ped. So one might think; but yet on the other hand I’d swear he must be here.
Isab. Pedro!
Ped. Oh yes, his sole vocation now is to dodge my steps like some avenging ghost of Capa and Espada.
Enter Juan Baptista.
[Exit.
[Exit.
Bapt. And that I should lose her by the very means I hoped to win her with!
Ped. Let not this prevent your memory acknowledging one who has suffered banishment, and lives in terror of his life, on your account.
Bapt. Pedro!
Ped. And at your service.
Bapt. Ah, would you were!
Ped. Try me.
Bapt. But are you still Isabel’s servant?
Ped. I trust so.
Bapt. Oh, good Pedro, I would fain explain to her, and wipe out (as I easily can) the offence she has taken against me; and if you will but be my friend, and leave the door ajar to-night, that I may tell her the whole story, I’ll pay you well for it.
Ped. Well, I think there can be no danger in that. Why, if you should happen to call loudly outside the door to-night, and I let you in, forgetting to ask who it is—surely I shall not be to blame.
Bapt. Tis well; the sun is already setting; go you to your post, and I shall be at mine immediately.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Isabel and Casilda.
Enter Pedro hurriedly.
Enter Gil Perez, cloakt.
(Hides.)
(Pulling out Pedro.)
[Exeunt Gil and Isabel.
[Exit.
Enter Judge, and attendants, with lights, etc.
Enter Gil.
[Exeunt attendants.
[Exit.
(Takes the papers.)
(Confusion and Melée, in which Gil and Manuel escape.)
Enter Gil Perez, Manuel, Isabel, and Juana.
[Exeunt Isabel and Juana.
Enter Leonardo, travelling.
[Exit.
Enter two Farmers.
[Exeunt Farmers.
Enter Donna Leonor, Juan Baptista, Judge, Alguazils, etc.
Enter some, dragging along Pedro.
Judge. A prisoner?
1st Man. One of Gil Perez’s knaves, my lord, whom we have just now caught creeping over to Portugal. The very day Perez swam over there this fellow was missed from Salvatierra, and returned on the very evening of his return.
Judge. Very suspicious indeed.
Pedro. Very, my lord, I grant it. Yes, wherever I go, to Portugal, Flanders, Germany, China, Japan, ’tis all the same. I am sure to find him there.
Judge. You know then where he is now?
Ped. Oh, doubtless close at hand: he must be, I being here; he is such a constant master, that if you put me in prison he’ll soon surrender only to follow me there.
Judge. Point out the place, then.
Ped. Would to Heav’n I could, for were he clapt up safe I’d not follow him, I promise you. Indeed, my lord, I live in terror of my life from him.
Judge. Your folly, or your cunning, sir, shall not mislead us; tell me where your master is at once, or the wooden horse—
Ped. Alas, I’m a bad rider.
Judge. Take him to the village and keep him close. By his looks I doubt not, spite of this affected simplicity, he’s a desperate ruffian.
Ped. I seem such a desperate fellow to him. Dear me, of the four men here let one depart, and leave three, and one of the three leave two, and one of the two one; and that one leave half himself; and that half his half; and that quarter his half, till it comes to nil: it would still be nilly willy with me.
[Exit, guarded by Alguazils.
[Exeunt Gil and Manuel.
(Dies.)
Enter the Alguazils with Pedro.
Alg. We heard a pistol, and returned, my lord, to see.
Judge. It was Gil Perez; that is his work. (Pointing to Baptista.)
Ped. There, said I not the truth?
Judge. He must not escape; after him! As to this fellow here, who is plainly in his secrets, let two Alguazils keep guard upon him here, lest he do further mischief; the rest come with me.
Ped. What crime have I committed? Did I not tell you, my lord, he would come, and did he not come?
Judge. Peace, traitor! Come, madam.
[Exeunt.
Firing and shouting heard; after which, enter Isabel and Juana on a platform of rock above the stage.
(As they are about to descend, enter to them suddenly Gil Perez and Manuel.)
Enter Judge, Leonor, Alguazils, etc.
(Alguazil fires and wounds Gil.)
(Judge and Alguazils carry off Gil.)
(He rushes down, Isabel and Juana after him.)
Pedro discovered guarded by two Alguazils.
Ped. Shots and shouting! They must be at work. Perhaps you gentlemen will wait, while I go and see.
Alg. Be quiet, or two bullets—
Ped. Oh, one would be enough, thank you. Well, if I mustn’t go, will you two gentlemen? and leave me to wait for you? I’m quite indifferent.
Alg. We leave you not an instant or an inch.
Ped. Were ever guards half so polite! Sure, I must be a holiday to be so strictly kept.
Alg. Hark! They are coming.
Enter Judge and Alguazils with Gil, a cloak thrown over him.
Judge. Where is the other prisoner?
Alg. Here, my lord.
Judge. March on with us.
Alg. 2. My lord, this man will faint with loss of blood and weariness.
Judge. Halt then, and let him breathe awhile.
(They uncover Gil, and Pedro sees him.)
Ped. I might have guessed it! Let me be in the bilboes, on the very scaffold, he must be with me: he will die on purpose to lie in the same grave with me, I think!
Gil. Whose voice is that?
Ped. Nobody’s.
Gil. Pedro? Courage, my poor boy. My day is over. Oh, vanity of mortal strength!
Judge. But who are these?
Enter Donna Leonor, with Isabel, Juana, and Servants.
Enter suddenly Manuel and Don Alonso, and Followers.
(Alonzo, Manuel, and their people rush on the Judge, Alguazils, etc., disarm them, and beat them out.)
[Exeunt.
‘Thus ends,’ says Calderon, ‘the first part of the hozanas notables of Luis Perez,’ whose name I have, for sundry reasons, (and without offence to the hero, I hope,) changed to Gil. He was ‘a notorious robber,’ says Mr. Ticknor, a kind of Spanish Rob Roy perhaps; at all events, one whose historical reality is intimated by greater distinctness of character than is usual in these plays. Of such gentry examples are never wanting in Spain, where so little alters to this day; witness the career of the famous José Maria, quite lately ended; who, I read in a book of Travels, was, like Gil, a farmer, for his first calling; a most merciful robber when he took to his second; and who performed Gil’s feat of confronting, if not a Judge, a Prime Minister in his own den.
Gil perhaps had better have ‘played his pranks’ (as Fuller says of Robin Hood) in prose; but he was a lawless fellow, and blank verse lay in his way. Those who think his style altogether too heroic for a country robber, will at least find my version more than excused by the original.
| Pedro IV. | King of Arragon. |
| Don Mendo Torellas | his Minister. |
| Donna Violante | Mendo’s Daughter. |
| Elvira | her Maid. |
| Don Lope de Urrea. | |
| Donna Blanca | his Wife. |
| Don Lope | their Son. |
| Beatrice | their Servant. |
| Don Guillen | a Friend of Don Lope’s. |
| Vicente | Young Lope’s Servant. |
| Robbers, Officers, Royal Suite, etc. | |
Shot within. Then enter Don Mendo and Violante pursued by Robbers, among whom is Vicente.
(As the Robbers attack Mendo, enter Don Lope.)
(To the Robbers, who exeunt.)
Enter Vicente.
[Exit.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Don Lope de Urrea and Don Guillen.
Enter King Pedro and Train.
[Exeunt King, Don Guillen, and Train.
Enter, meeting, King, with Train, and Don Mendo.
[Exit King with Train.
Enter Blanca and Violante in travelling dress, meeting.
Enter Urrea and Mendo.
Enter Elvira.
[Exeunt Violante and Urrea.
Enter Beatrice.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Urrea and Blanca on one side, and Lope and Vicente on the other.
Enter Beatrice.
[Exit Beatrice.
Enter Mendo.
[Exit with Blanca.
[Exit with Lope.
Vic.[5] Beatrice! Beatrice!
Beat. Well?
Vic. Think you not, now that our principals are fairly out of the way, you owe me a kiss on my arrival?
Beat. Ay, hot from the oven.
Vic. Ah Beatrice! if you only knew what heartaches you’ve cost me.
Beat. You indeed, robbing and murdering, and I don’t know what beside, up in the mountains! and then my new madam that’s come with you, Donna Violante; with her fine Elvira—I know, sir, when your master was courting his mistress, you—
Vic. Now, my own Beatrice, if you could only know what you are talking of as well as I, how little jealousy could such a creature as that give you!
Beat. Well—but why?
Vic. Not a woman at all, neither maid nor mermaid—Why, didn’t I catch her with all those fine locks of hers clean off her head?
Beat. Clean off her head?
Vic. The woman’s bald.
Beat. Bald?
Vic. As my hand! besides, all the fine white chevaux-de-frise that ornaments her gums.
Beat. Well?
Vic. All sham.
Beat. What, my fine madam there false teeth?
Vic. Oh, and half a dozen villainous things I could tell you, did it become a gentleman to tell tales of ladies. But see, here is master coming back.
Beat. Good-bye then, for the present, Vicente. False teeth and a wig!
[Exit.
Enter Don Lope.
Lope. Vicente, have you by any chance seen Violante?
Vic. Not that I know of, sir; she may however have passed without my knowing her.
Lope. Vicente still! As if it were possible one who had once seen such beauty could ever forget it.
Vic. Why, sir, if her maid Elvira happened to be by her side—
Lope. Fool!
Vic. Pray is it impossible in the system of things that the maid should be handsomer than the mistress?
Lope. Oh could I but see her!
Vic. Take care, take care, sir. Beware of raising the old devil—and now we are but just out of the frying-pan—
Lope. Beware you, sir! I tell you I ill liked my father’s lecture; do not you read me another. It were best that no one crossed me, or by heaven!—But who comes here?
Vic. Don Guillen de Azagra.
Enter Don Guillen.
Vic. Why so, sir! only for telling you I saw the lady coming this way; but, I suppose, seeing people here, she has turned back.
Lope. Will you retire awhile, Don Guillen? this lady is my father’s guest.
Guil. (aside). Beside, she might be angry finding me here.
[Exit.
Lope. ’Fore Heaven, my mind misgave me it was she he spoke of!
Vic. Well, you have got the weather-gage. Tackle her now.
Enter Violante and Elvira.
(She is going.)
[Exit.
[Exit.
Vic. Madam Elvira!
Elv. Well, Monsieur Cut-throat?
Vic. Well, you are not scared at my face now?
Elv. I don’t know that—your face remains as it was.
Vic. Come, come, my queen, do me a little favour.
Elv. Well, what is that?
Vic. Just only die for love of me; I always make a point of never asking impossibilities of any woman.
Elv. Love is out of the question! I perhaps might like you, did I not know the lengths you go with that monkey Beatrice.
Vic. With whom?
Elv. I say with Beatrice. Bystanders see as much, sir, as players.
Vic. I with Beatrice! Lord! lord! if you only knew half what I know, Elvira, you’d not be jealous of her.
Elv. Why, what do you know of her?
Vic. A woman who, could she breed at all, would breed foxes and stoats—a tolerable outside, but only, only go near her—Foh! such a breath! beside other peculiarities I don’t mention out of respect to the sex. But this I tell you, one of those sparkling eyes of hers is glass, and her right leg a wooden one.
Elv. Nonsense!
Vic. Only you look, and, see if she don’t limp on one side, and squint on the other.
Don Guillen (entering at one side). I can wait no longer.
Don Lope (entering at the other). It is no use; she is shut up with my mother. Now for Don Guillen.
Elv. They are back.
Vic. We’ll settle our little matter by and by.
Elv. Glass eyes and wooden legs!
[Exit.
[Exit.
Enter Violante.
[Exit.
[Exit.
Enter Guillen.
[Exit.
Enter hurriedly Donna Blanca and Violante from opposite sides.
Enter Urrea.
[Exit.
(Noise within of swords, and the voices of Lope and Guillen fighting.)
Enter Elvira.
Enter Beatrice.
Enter fighting Lope and Guillen; Gentlemen and others trying to part them.
(Strikes Urrea, who falls: confusion.)
(Lope rushes out and the people after him.)
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Mendo and Officers of Justice armed.
1st Officer. Here, my lord, where the Ebro, swollen with her mountain streams, runs swiftest, he will try to escape.
Men. Hunt for him then, leaving neither rock nor thicket unexplored. (They disperse.)
Enter some, fighting with Don Lope.
[Exeunt.
Enter King.
Enter Mendo.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter from a side door Violante and Elvira.
Viol. Ask me no more, Elvira; I cannot answer when my thoughts are all locked up where Lope lies.
Elv. And know you where that is? Nearer than you think; there, in my lord your father’s room.
Viol. There! Oh, could I but save him!
Elv. You can at least comfort him.
Viol. Something must be done. Either I will save his life, Elvira, or die with him. Have you the key?
Elv. I have one; my lord has the master-key.
Viol. Yours will do, give it me. I am desperate, Elvira, and in his danger drown my maiden shame; see him I will at least. Do you rest here and give me a warning if a footstep come.
(She enters centre door.)
Lope discovered.
[Exit Violante, leaving Lope.
Elvira waiting. Enter Violante from centre door.
Viol. Quick! lock the door, Elvira, and away with me on wings. My father must not find me here.
Elv. Nay, you need not be frightened, he has gone to my lady Blanca’s room by the way.
Viol. No matter, he must not find me; I would learn too what is stirring in the business.
[Exit.
Elv. (locking the door). Well, that’s all safe, and now myself to hear what news is stirring.
Vicente (talking as he enters). In the devil’s name was there ever such a clutter made about a blow? People all up in arms, and running here and there, and up and down, and every where, as if the great Tom of Velilla was a ringing.
Elv. Vicente! what’s the matter?
Vic. Oh, a very great matter, Elvira. I am very much put out indeed.
Elv. What about, and with whom?
Vic. With all the world, and my two masters, the young and old one, especially.
Elv. But about what?
Vic. With the young one for being so ready with his fists, and the old one bawling out upon it to heaven and earth, and then Madam Blanca, she must join in the chorus too; and then your grand Don Mendo there, with whom seizing’s so much in season, he has seized my master, and my master’s father, and Don Guillen, and clapt them all up in prison. Then I’ve a quarrel with the King!
Elv. With the King! You must be drunk, Vicente.
Vic. I only wish I was.
Elv. But what has the King done?
Vic. Why let me be beaten at least fifty thousand times, without caring a jot: and now forsooth, because an old fellow gets a little push, his eyes flash axe and gibbet. Then, Elvira, I’m very angry with you.
Elv. And why with me?
Vic. Because, desperately in love with me as you are, you never serenade me, nor write me a billet-doux, nor ask me for a kiss of my fair hand.
Elv. Have I not told you, sir, I leave that all to Beatrice?
Vic. And have I not told you, Beatrice may go hang for me?
Elv. Oh, Vicente, could I believe you!
Vic. Come, give me a kiss on credit of it; in case I lie, I’ll pay you back.
Elv. Well, for this once.
Enter Beatrice.
Beat. The saints be praised, I’ve found you at last!
Vic. Beatrice!
Elv. Well, what’s the matter?
Vic. You’ll soon see.
Beat. Oh, pray proceed, proceed, good folks, Never mind me: you’ve business—don’t interrupt it—I’ve seen quite enough, besides being quite indifferent who wears my cast-off shoes.
Elv. I beg to say, madam, I wear no shoes except my own, and if I were reduced to other people’s, certainly should not choose those that are made for a wooden leg.
Beat. A wooden leg? pray, madam, what has a wooden leg to do with me?
Elv. Oh, madam, I must refer you to your own feelings.
Beat. I tell you, madam, these hands should tear your hair up by the roots, if it had roots to tear.
Vic. Now for her turn.
Elv. Why, does she mean to insinuate my hair is as false as that left eye of hers?
Beat. Do you mean to insinuate my left eye is false?
Elv. Ay; and say it to your teeth.
Beat. More, madam, than I ever could say to yours, unless, indeed, you’ve paid, madam, for the set you wear.
Elv. Have you the face to say my teeth are false?
Beat. Have you the face to say my eye’s of glass?
Elv. I’ll teach you to say I wear a wig.
Beat. Would that my leg were wood just for the occasion.
Vic. Ladies, ladies, first consider where we are.
Beat. Oh ho! I think I begin to understand.
Elv. Oh, and so methinks do I.
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Beat. It is this wretch—
Elv. This knave—
Beat. This rascal—
Elv. This vagabond—
Beat. Has told all these lies.
Elv. Has done all this mischief.
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(They set upon and pinch him, etc.)
Vic. Ladies, ladies—Mercy! oh! ladies! just listen!
Elv. Listen indeed! If it were not that I hear people coming—
Vic. Heaven be praised for it!
Beat. We will defer the execution then—And in the mean while shall we two sign a treaty of peace?
[Exeunt Beatrice and Elvira.
[Exit.
Enter the King disguised, and Blanca following him.
(King hides, Blanca opens the door.)
Enter Mendo.
[Exit.
[Exeunt severally.
Enter Violante and Elvira at a side door.
Elv. Consider, madam.
Viol. No!
Elv. But think—
Viol. I tell you it must be done.
Elv. They will accuse your father.
Viol. Let them; I tell you it must be done, and now; I ask’d you not for advice, but to obey me. Unlock the door.
Elv. Oh how I tremble! Hark!
Viol. A moment! They must not find him passing out—the attempt and not the deed confounding us.[8] Listen!
Elv. (listening at a side door). I can hear nothing distinct, only a confused murmur of voices.
Viol. Let me—hush!—Hark! they are approaching!
Enter Mendo.
(They unlock the side doors.—Enter through one Blanca and Beatrice, through the other Urrea and Vicente.)
(The centre door opens and Don Lope is discovered, garrotted, with a paper in his hand, and lights at each side.)
| King Philip II. | |
| Don Lope de Figueroa. | |
| Don Alvaro de Ataide. | |
| Pedro Crespo | a Farmer of Zalamea. |
| Juan | his Son. |
| Isabel | his Daughter. |
| Ines | his Niece. |
| Don Mendo | a poor Hidalgo. |
| Nuño | his Servant. |
| Rebolledo | a Soldier. |
| Chispa | his Mistress. |
| A Sergeant, a Notary, Soldiers, Labourers, Constables, Royal Suite, etc. | |
Enter Rebolledo, Chispa, and Soldiers.
Reb. Confound, say I, these forced marches from place to place, without halt or bait; what say you, friends?
All. Amen!
Reb. To be trailed over the country like a pack of gipsies, after a little scrap of flag upon a pole, eh?
1st Soldier. Rebolledo’s off!
Reb. And that infernal drum which has at last been good enough to stop a moment stunning us.
2nd Sold. Come, come, Rebolledo, don’t storm: we shall soon be at Zalamea.
Reb. And where will be the good of that if I’m dead before I get there? And if not, ’twill only be from bad to worse: for if we all reach the place alive, as sure as death up comes Mr. Mayor to persuade the Commissary we had better march on to the next town. At first Mr. Commissary replies very virtuously, ‘Impossible! the men are fagged to death.’ But after a little pocket persuasion, then it’s all ‘Gentlemen, I’m very sorry: but orders have come for us to march forward, and immediately’—and away we have to trot, foot weary, dust bedraggled, and starved as we are. Well, I swear if I do get alive to Zalamea to-day, I’ll not leave it on this side o’ sun-rise for love, lash, or money. It won’t be the first time in my life I’ve given ’em the slip.
1st Sold. Nor the first time a poor fellow has had the slip given him for doing so. And more likely than ever now that Don Lope de Figueroa has taken the command, a fine brave fellow they say, but a devil of a Tartar, who’ll have every inch of duty done, or take the change out of his own son, without waiting for trial either.[9]
Reb. Listen to this now, gentlemen! By Heaven, I’ll be beforehand with him.
2nd Sold. Come, come, a soldier shouldn’t talk so.
Reb. I tell you it isn’t for myself I care so much, as for this poor little thing that follows me.
Chis. Signor Rebolledo, don’t you fret about me; you know I was born with a beard on my heart if not on my chin, if ever girl was; and your fearing for me is as bad as if I was afeard myself. Why, when I came along with you I made up my mind to hardship and danger for honour’s sake; else if I’d wanted to live in clover, I never should have left the Alderman who kept such a table as all Aldermen don’t, I promise you. Well, what’s the odds? I chose to leave him and follow the drum, and here I am, and if I don’t flinch, why should you?
Reb. ’Fore Heaven, you’re the crown of womankind!
Soldiers. So she is, so she is, Viva la Chispa!
Reb. And so she is, and one cheer more for her, hurrah! especially if she’ll give us a song to lighten the way.
Chis. The castanet shall answer for me.
Reb. I’ll join in—and do you, comrades, bear a hand in the chorus.
Soldiers. Fire away!
Chispa sings.
1st Sold. Look, look, comrades—what between singing and grumbling we never noticed yonder church among the trees.
Reb. Is that Zalamea?
Chis. Yes, that it is, I know the steeple. Hurrah! we’ll finish the song when we get into quarters, or have another as good; for you know I have ’em of all sorts and sizes.
Reb. Halt a moment, here’s the sergeant.
2nd Sold. And the captain too.
Enter Captain and Sergeant.
Capt. Good news, gentlemen, no more marching for to-day at least; we halt at Zalamea till Don Lope joins with the rest of the regiment from Llerena. So who knows but you may have a several days’ rest here?
Reb. and Solds. Huzzah for our captain!
Capt. Your quarters are ready, and the Commissary will give every one his billet on marching in.
Chis. (singing). Now then for
[Exit with Soldiers.
Capt. Well, Mr. Sergeant, have you my billet?
Serg. Yes, sir.
Capt. And where am I to put up?
Serg. With the richest man in Zalamea, a farmer, as proud as Lucifer’s heir-apparent.
Capt. Ah, the old story of an upstart.
Serg. However, sir, you have the best quarters in the place, including his daughter, who is, they say, the prettiest woman in Zalamea.
Capt. Pooh! a pretty peasant! splay hands and feet.
Serg. Shame! shame!
Capt. Isn’t it true, puppy?
Serg. What would a man on march have better than a pretty country lass to toy with?
Capt. Well, I never saw one I cared for, even on march. I can’t call a woman a woman unless she’s clean about the hands and fetlocks, and otherwise well appointed—a lady in short.
Serg. Well, any one for me who’ll let me kiss her. Come, sir, let us be going, for if you won’t be at her, I will.
Capt. Look, look, yonder!
Serg. Why, it must be Don Quixote himself with his very Rosinante too, that Michel Cervantes writes of.
Capt. And his Sancho at his side. Well, carry you my kit on before to quarters, and then come and tell me when all’s ready.
[Exeunt.
Enter Don Mendo and Nuño.
Men. How’s the gray horse?
Nuñ. You may as well call him the Dun; so screw’d he can’t move a leg.
Men. Did you have him walk’d gently about?
Nuñ. Walk’d about! when it’s corn he wants, poor devil!
Men. And the dogs?
Nuñ. Ah, now, they might do if you’d give them the horse to eat.
Men. Enough, enough—it has struck three. My gloves and tooth-pick!
Nuñ. That sinecure tooth-pick!
Men. I tell you I would brain anybody who insinuated to me I had not dined—and on game too. But tell me, Nuño, haven’t the soldiers come into Zalamea this afternoon?
Nuñ. Yes, sir.
Men. What a nuisance for the commonalty who have to quarter them!
Nuñ. But worse for those who haven’t.
Men. What do you mean, sir?
Nuñ. I mean the squires. Ah, sir; if the soldiers aren’t billeted on them, do you know why?
Men. Well, why?
Nuñ. For fear of being starved—which would be a bad job for the king’s service.
Men. God rest my father’s soul, says I, who left me a pedigree and patent all blazon’d in gold and azure, that exempts me from such impositions.
Nuñ. I wish he’d left you the gold in a more available shape, however.
Men. Though indeed when I come to think of it, I don’t know if I owe him any thanks; considering that unless he had consented to beget me an Hidalgo at once, I wouldn’t have been born at all, for him or any one.
Nuñ. Humph! Could you have help’d it?
Men. Easily.
Nuñ. How, sir?
Men. You must know that every one that is born is the essence of the food his parents eat.
Nuñ. Oh! Your parents did eat then, sir? You have not inherited that of them, at all events.
Men. Which forthwith converts itself into proper flesh and blood—ergo, if my father had been an eater of onions, for instance, he would have begotten me with a strong breath; on which I should have said to him, ‘Hold, I must come of no such nastiness as that, I promise you.’
Nuñ. Ah, now I see the old saying is true.
Men. What is that?
Nuñ. That hunger sharpens wit.
Men. Knave, do you insinuate—
Nuñ. I only know it is now three o’clock, and we have neither of us yet had any thing but our own spittle to chew.
Men. Perhaps so, but there are distinctions of rank. An Hidalgo, sir, has no belly.
Nuñ. Oh Lord! that I were an Hidalgo!
Men. Possibly; servants must learn moderation in all things. But let me hear no more of the matter; we are under Isabel’s window.
Nuñ. There again—If you are so devoted an admirer, why on earth, sir, don’t you ask her in marriage of her father? by doing which you would kill two birds with one stone; get yourself something to eat, and his grandchildren squires.
Men. Hold your tongue, sir, it is impious. Am I, an Hidalgo with such a pedigree, to demean myself with a plebeian connexion just for money’s sake?
Nuñ. Well, I’ve always heard say a mean father-in-law is best; better stumble on a pebble than run your head against a post. But, however, if you don’t mean marriage, sir, what do you mean?
Men. And pray, sir, can’t I dispose of her in a convent in case I get tired of her? But go directly, and tell me if you can get a sight of her.
Nuñ. I’m afraid lest her father should get a sight of me.
Men. And what if he do, being my man? Go and do as I bid you.
Nuñ. (after going to look). Come, sir, you owe one meal at least now—she’s at the window with her cousin.
Men. Go again, and tell her something about her window being another East, and she a second Sun dawning from it in the afternoon.
(Isabel and Ines come to the window.)
Ines. For heaven’s sake, cousin, let’s stand here and see the soldiers march in.
Isab. Not I, while that man is in the way, Ines; you know how I hate the sight of him.
Ines. With all his devotion to you!
Isab. I wish he would spare himself and me the trouble.
Ines. I think you are wrong to take it as an affront.
Isab. How would you have me take it?
Ines. Why, as a compliment.
Isab. What, when I hate the man?
Men. Ah! ’pon the honour of an Hidalgo, (which is a sacred oath,) I could have sworn that till this moment the sun had not risen. But why should I wonder? when indeed a second Aurora—
Isab. Signor Don Mendo, how often have I told you not to waste your time playing these fool’s antics before my window day after day!
Men. If a pretty woman only knew, la! how anger improved its beauty! her complexion needs no other paint than indignation. Go on, go on, lovely one, grow angrier, and lovelier still.
Isab. You shan’t have even that consolation; come, Ines.
[Exit.
Ines. Beware of the portcullis, sir knight.
(Shuts down the blind in his face.)
Men. Ines, beauty must be ever victorious, whether advancing or in retreat.
Enter Crespo.
Cres. That I can never go in or out of my house without that squireen haunting it!
Nuñ. Pedro Crespo, sir!
Men. Oh—ah—let us turn another way; ’tis an ill-conditioned fellow.
As he turns, enter Juan.
Juan. That I never can come home but this ghost of an Hidalgo is there to spoil my appetite.
Nuñ. His son, sir!
Men. He’s worse. (Turning back.) Oh, Pedro Crespo, good day, Crespo, good man, good day.
[Exit with Nuño.
Cres. Good day indeed; I’ll make it bad day one of these days with you, if you don’t take care. But how now, Juanito, my boy?
Juan. I was looking for you, sir, but could not find you; where have you been?
Cres.
Juan. Alas, sir, I can’t answer in so good rhyme or reason. I have been playing at fives, and lost every bout.
Cres. What signifies if you paid?
Juan. But I could not, and have come to you for the money.
Cres.
Juan. Good advice, sir, no doubt, that I shall lay by for its own sake as well as for yours. Meanwhile, I have also heard say,
Cres. ’Fore Heaven, thou pay’st me in my own coin. But—
Enter Sergeant.
Serg. Pray, does one Pedro Crespo live hereabout?
Cres. Have you any commands for him, if he does?
Serg. Yes, to tell him of the arrival of Don Alvaro de Ataide, captain of the troop that has just marcht into Zalamea, and quartered upon him.
Cres. Say no more; my house and all I have is ever at the service of the king, and of all who have authority under him. If you will leave his things here, I will see his room is got ready directly; and do you tell his Honour that, come when he will, he shall find me and mine at his service.
Serg. Good—he will be here directly.
[Exit.
Juan. I wonder, father, that, rich as you are, you still submit yourself to these nuisances.
Cres. Why, boy, how could I help them?
Juan. You know; by buying a patent of Gentility.
Cres. A patent of Gentility! upon thy life now dost think there’s a soul who doesn’t know that I’m no gentleman at all, but just a plain farmer? What’s the use of my buying a patent of Gentility, if I can’t buy the gentle blood along with it! will any one think me a bit more of a gentleman for buying fifty patents? Not a whit; I should only prove I was worth so many thousand royals, not that I had gentle blood in my veins, which can’t be bought at any price. If a fellow’s been bald ever so long, and buys him a fine wig, and claps it on; will his neighbours think it is his own hair a bit the more? No, they will say, ‘So and so has a fine wig; and, what’s more, he must have paid handsomely for it too.’ But they know his bald pate is safe under it all the while. That’s all he gets by it.
Juan. Nay, sir, he gets to look younger and handsomer, and keeps off sun and cold.
Cres. Tut! I’ll have none of your wig honour at any price. My grandfather was a farmer, so was my father, so is yours, and so shall you be after him. Go, call your sister.
Enter Isabel and Ines.
Oh, here she is. Daughter, our gracious king (whose life God save these thousand years!) is on his way to be crowned at Lisbon; thither the troops are marching from all quarters, and among others that fine veteran Flanders regiment, commanded by the famous Don Lope de Figueroa, will march into Zalamea, and be quartered here to-day; some of the soldiers in my house. Is it not as well you should be out of the way?
Isab. Sir, ’twas upon this very errand I came to you, knowing what nonsense I shall have to hear if I stay below. My cousin and I can go up to the garret, and there keep so close, the very sun shall not know of our whereabout.
Cres. That’s my good girl. Juanito, you wait here to receive them in case they come while I am out looking after their entertainment.
Isab. Come, Ines.
[Exeunt.
Enter Captain and Sergeant.
Serg. This is the house, sir.
Capt. Is my kit come?
Serg. Yes, sir, and (aside) I’ll be the first to take an inventory of the pretty daughter.
[Exit.
Juan. Welcome, sir, to our house; we count it a great honour to have such a cavalier as yourself for a guest, I assure you. (Aside.) What a fine fellow! what an air! I long to try the uniform, somehow.
Capt. Thank you, my lad.
Juan. You must forgive our poor house, which we devoutly wish was a palace for your sake. My father is gone after your supper, sir; may I go and see that your chamber is got ready for you?
Capt. Thank you, thank you.
Juan. Your servant, sir.
[Exit.
Enter Sergeant.
Capt. Well, sergeant, where’s the Dulcinea you told me of?
Serg. Deuce, take me, sir, if I haven’t been looking everywhere in parlour, bed-room, kitchen, and scullery, up-stairs and down-stairs, and can’t find her out.
Capt. Oh, no doubt the old fellow has hid her away for fear of us.
Serg. Yes, I ask’d a serving wench, and she confess’d her master had lock’d the girl up in the attic, with strict orders not even to look out so long as we were in the place.
Capt. Ah! these clodpoles are all so jealous of the service. And what is the upshot? Why, I, who didn’t care a pin to see her before, shall never rest till I get at her now.
Serg. But how, without a blow-up?
Capt. Let me see; how shall we manage it?
Serg. The more difficult the enterprise, the more glory in success, you know, in love as in war.
Capt. I have it!
Serg. Well, sir?
Capt. You shall pretend—but no, here comes one will serve my turn better.
Enter Rebolledo and Chispa.
Reb. (to Chispa). There he is; now if I can get him into a good humour—
Chis. Speak up then, like a man.
Reb. I wish I’d some of your courage; but don’t you leave me while I tackle him. Please your Honour—
Capt. (to Sergeant). I tell you I’ve my eye on Rebolledo to do him a good turn; I like his spirit.
Serg. Ah, he’s one of a thousand.
Reb. (aside). Here’s luck! Please your Honour—
Capt. Oh, Rebolledo—Well, Rebolledo, what is it?
Reb. You may know I am a gentleman who has, by ill luck, lost all his estate; all that ever I had, have, shall have, may have, or can have, through all the conjugation of the verb ‘to have.’ And I want your Honour—
Capt. Well?
Reb. To desire the ensign to appoint me roulette-master to the regiment, so I may pay my liabilities like a man of honour.
Capt. Quite right, quite right; I will see it done.
Chis. Oh, brave captain! Oh, if I only live to hear them all call me Madam Roulette!
Reb. Shall I go at once and tell him?
Capt. Wait. I want you first to help me in a little plan I have.
Reb. Out with it, noble captain. Slow said slow sped, you know.
Capt. You are a good fellow; listen. I want to get into that attic there, for a particular purpose.
Reb. And why doesn’t your Honour go up at once?
Capt. I don’t like to do it in a strange house without an excuse. Now look here; you and I will pretend to quarrel; I get angry and draw my sword, and you run away up-stairs, and I after you, to the attic, that’s all; I’ll manage the rest.
Chis. Ah, we get on famously.
Reb. I understand. When are we to begin?
Capt. Now directly.
Reb. Very good. (In a loud voice.) This is the reward of my services—a rascal, a pitiful scoundrel, is preferred, when a man of honour—a man who has seen service—
Chis. Halloa! Rebolledo up! All is not so well.
Reb. Who has led you to victory—
Capt. This language to me, sir!
Reb. Yes, to you, who have so grossly insulted and defrauded—
Capt. Silence! and think yourself lucky if I take no further notice of your insolence.
Reb. If I restrain myself, it is only because you are my captain, and as such—but ’fore God, if my cane were in my hand—
Chis. (advancing). Hold! Hold!
Capt. I’ll show you, sir, how to talk to me in this way.
(Draws his sword.)
Reb. It is before your commission, not you, I retreat.
Capt. That shan’t save you, rascal!
(Pursues Rebolledo out.)
Chis. Oh, I shan’t be Madam Roulette after all. Murder! murder!
[Exit, calling.
Isab. What noise is that on the stairs?
Enter Rebolledo.
Reb. Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Isab. Who are you, sir?
Enter Captain.
Capt. Where is the rascal?
Isab. A moment, sir! This poor man has flown to our feet for protection; I appeal to you for it; and no man, and least of all an officer, will refuse that to any woman.
Capt. I swear no other arm than that of beauty, and beauty such as yours, could have withheld me. (To Rebolledo.) You may thank the deity that has saved you, rascal.
Isab. And I thank you, sir.
Capt. And yet ungratefully slay me with your eyes in return for sparing him with my sword.
Isab. Oh, sir, do not mar the grace of a good deed by poor compliment, and so make me less mindful of the real thanks I owe you.
Capt. Wit and modesty kiss each other, as well they may, in that lovely face. (Kneels.)
Isab. Heavens! my father!
Enter Crespo and Juan with swords.
Cres. How is this, sir? I am alarmed by cries of murder in my house—am told you have pursued a poor man up to my daughter’s room; and, when I get here expecting to find you killing a man, I find you courting a woman.
Capt. We are all born subjects to some dominion—soldiers especially to beauty. My sword, though justly raised against this man, as justly fell at this lady’s bidding.
Cres. No lady, sir, if you please; but a plain peasant girl—my daughter.
Juan (aside). All a trick to get at her. My blood boils. (Aloud to Captain.) I think, sir, you might have seen enough of my father’s desire to serve you to prevent your requiting him by such an affront as this.
Cres. And, pray, who bid thee meddle, boy? Affront! what affront? The soldier affronted his captain; and if the captain has spared him for thy sister’s sake, pray what hast thou to say against it?
Capt. I think, young man, you had best consider before you impute ill intention to an officer.
Juan. I know what I know.
Cres. What! you will go on, will you?
Capt. It is out of regard for you I do not chastise him.
Cres. Wait a bit; if that were wanting, ’twould be from his father, not from you.
Juan. And, what’s more, I wouldn’t endure it from any one but my father.
Capt. You would not?
Juan. No! death rather than such dishonour!
Capt. What, pray, is a clodpole’s idea of honour?
Juan. The same as a captain’s—no clodpole no captain, I can tell you.
Capt. ’Fore Heaven, I must punish this insolence. (About to strike him.)
Cres. You must do it through me, then.
Reb. Eyes right!—Don Lope!
Capt. Don Lope!
Enter Don Lope.
Lope. How now? A riot the very first thing I find on joining the regiment? What is it all about?
Capt. (aside). Awkward enough!
Cres. (aside). By the lord, the boy would have held his own with the best of ’em.
Lope. Well! No one answer me? ’Fore God, I’ll pitch the whole house, men, women, and children, out of windows, if you don’t tell me at once. Here have I had to trail up your accursed stairs, and then no one will tell me what for.
Cres. Nothing, nothing at all, sir.
Lope. Nothing? that would be the worst excuse of all: but swords aren’t drawn for nothing; come, the truth?
Capt. Well, the simple fact is this, Don Lope; I am quartered upon this house; and one of my soldiers—
Lope. Well, sir, go on.
Capt. Insulted me so grossly I was obliged to draw my sword on him. He ran up here where it seems these two girls live; and I, not knowing there was any harm, after him; at which these men, their father or brother, or some such thing, take affront. This is the whole business.
Lope. I am just come in time then to settle it. First, who is the soldier that began it with an act of insubordination?
Reb. What, am I to pay the piper?
Isab. (pointing to Reb.). This, sir, was the man who ran up first.
Lope. This? handcuff him!
Reb. Me! my lord?
Capt. (aside to Reb.). Don’t blab, I’ll bear you harmless.
Reb. Oh, I dare say, after being marcht off with my hands behind me like a coward. Noble commander, ’twas the captain’s own doing; he made me pretend a quarrel, that he might get up here to see the women.
Cres. I had some cause for quarrel, you see.
Lope. Not enough to peril the peace of the town for. Halloa there! beat all to quarters on pain of death. And, to prevent further ill blood here, do you (to the Captain) quarter yourself elsewhere till we march. I’ll stop here.
Capt. I shall of course obey you, sir.
Cres. (to Isabel). Get you in. (Exeunt Isab. and Ines.) I really ought to thank you heartily for coming just as you did, sir; else, I’d done for myself.
Lope. How so?
Cres. I should have killed this popinjay.
Lope. What, sir, a captain in his Majesty’s service?
Cres. Ay, a general, if he insulted me.
Lope. I tell you, whoever lays his little finger on the humblest private in the regiment, I’ll hang him.
Cres. And I tell you, whoever points his little finger at my honour, I’ll cut him down before hanging.
Lope. Know you not, you are bound by your allegiance to submit?
Cres. To all cost of property, yes; but of honour, no, no, no! My goods and chattels, ay, and my life—are the king’s; but my honour is my own soul’s, and that is—God Almighty’s!
Lope. ’Fore God, there’s some truth in what you say.
Cres. ’Fore God, there ought to be, for I’ve been some years saying it.
Lope. Well, well. I’ve come a long way, and this leg of mine (which I wish the devil who gave it would carry away with him!) cries for rest.
Cres. And who prevents its taking some? the same devil I suppose, who gave you your leg, gave me a bed (which I don’t want him to take away again, however) on which your leg may lie if it like.
Lope. But did the devil, when he was about it, make your bed as well as give it?
Cres. To be sure he did.
Lope. Then I’ll unmake it—Heaven knows I’m weary enough.
Cres. Heaven rest you then.
Lope. (aside). Devil or saint alike he echoes me.
Cres. (aside). I and Don Lope never shall agree.
Enter Don Mendo and Nuño.
Men. Who told you all this?
Nuñ. Ginesa, her wench.
Men. That, whether that riot in the house were by accident or design, the captain has ended by being really in love with Isabel.
Nuñ. So as he has as little of comfort in his quarters as we of eatable in ours—ever under her window, sending her messages and tokens by a nasty little soldier of his.
Men. Enough, enough of your poisoned news.
Nuñ. Especially on an empty stomach.
Men. Be serious, Nuño. And how does Isabel answer him?
Nuñ. As she does you. Bless you, she’s meat for your masters.
Men. Rascal! This to me! (Strikes him.)
Nuñ. There! two of my teeth you’ve knockt out, I believe: to be sure they weren’t of much use in your service.
Men. By Heaven, I’ll do so to that captain, if—
Nuñ. Take care, he’s coming, sir.
Men. (aside to Nuño). This duel shall be now—though night be advancing on—before discretion come to counsel milder means. Come, and help me arm.
Nuñ. Lord bless me, sir, what arms have you got except the coat over the door?
Men. In my armoury I doubt not are some pieces of my ancestors that will fit their descendant.
[Exeunt.
Enter Captain, Sergeant, and Rebolledo.
Capt. I tell you my love is not a fancy; but a passion, a tempest, a volcano.
Serg. What a pity it is you ever set eyes on the girl!
Capt. What answer did the servant give you?
Serg. Nay, sir, I have told you.
Capt. That a country wench should stand upon her virtue as if she were a lady!
Serg. This sort of girls, captain, don’t understand gentlemen’s ways. If a strapping lout in their own line of life courted them in their own way, they’d hear and answer quick enough. Besides, you really expect too much, that a decent woman should listen after one day’s courtship to a lover who is perhaps to leave her to-morrow.
Capt. And to-day’s sun setting!
Serg. Your own love too, but from one glance—
Capt. Is not one spark enough for gunpowder?
Serg. You too, who would have it no country girl could be worth a day’s courtship!
Capt. Alas, ’twas that was my ruin—running unawares upon a rock. I thought only to see a splay-footed gawky, and found a goddess. Ah, Rebolledo, could you but get me one more sight of her!
Reb. Well, captain, you have done me one good turn, and though you had like to run me into danger, I don’t mind venturing again for you.
Capt. But how? how?
Reb. Well, now, look here. We’ve a man in the regiment with a fair voice, and my little Chispa—no one like her for a flash song. Let’s serenade at the girl’s window; she must, in courtesy or curiosity, look out; and then—
Capt. But Don Lope is there, and we mustn’t wake him.
Reb. Don Lope? When does he ever get asleep with that leg of his, poor fellow? Besides, you can mix along with us in disguise, so as at least you won’t come into question.
Capt. Well, there is but this chance, if it be but a faint one; for if we should march to-morrow!—come, let us set about it; it being, as you say, between ourselves that I have any thing to do with it.
[Exeunt Captain and Sergeant.
Enter Chispa.
Chis. He’s got it, at any rate.
Reb. What’s the matter now, Chispa?
Chis. Oh, I mark’d his face for him.
Reb. What, a row?
Chis. A fellow there who began to ask questions as to my fair play at roulette—when I was all as fair as day too—I answered him with this. (Showing a knife.) Well, he’s gone to the barber’s to get it dressed.
Reb. You still stand kicking when I want to get to the fair. I wanted you with your castanets, not your knife.
Chis. Pooh! one’s as handy as the other. What’s up now?
Reb. Come with me to quarters; I’ll tell you as we go along.
[Exeunt.
Enter Crespo and Don Lope.
Cres. Lay the table here. (To Lope.) You’ll relish your supper here in the cool, sir. These hot August days at least bring their cool nights by way of excuse.
Lope. A mighty pleasant parlour this!
Cres. Oh, a little strip my daughter amuses herself with; sit down, sir. In place of the fine voices and instruments you are used to, you must put up with only the breeze playing on the vine leaves in concert with the little fountain yonder. Even the birds (our only musicians) are gone to bed, and wouldn’t sing any the more if I were to wake them. Come, sit down, sir, and try to ease that poor leg of yours.
Lope. I wish to heaven I could.
Cres. Amen!
Lope. Well, I can at least bear it. Sit down, Crespo.
Cres. Thank you, sir. (Hesitating.)
Lope. Sit down, sit down, pray.
Cres. Since you bid me then, you must excuse my ill manners. (Sits.)
Lope. Humph! Do you know, I am thinking, Crespo, that yesterday’s riot rather overset your good ones.
Cres. Ay?
Lope. Why how else is it that you, whom I can scarce get to sit down at all to-day, yesterday plump’d yourself down at once, and in the big chair too?
Cres. Simply because yesterday you didn’t ask me. To-day you are courteous, and I am shy.
Lope. Yesterday you were all thistle and hedgehog; to-day as soft as silk.
Cres. It is only because you yourself were so. I always answer in the key I’m spoken to; yesterday you were all out of tune, and so was I. It is my principle to swear with the swearer, and pray with the saint; all things to all men. So much so as I declare to you your bad leg kept me awake all night. And, by the by, I wish, now we are about it, you would tell me which of your legs it is that ails you: for, not knowing, I was obliged to make sure by swearing at both of mine: and one at a time is quite enough.
Lope. Well, Pedro, you will perhaps think I have some reason for my tetchiness, when I tell you that for thirty years during which I have served in the Flemish wars through summer’s sun, and winter’s frost, and enemy’s bullets, I have never known what it is to be an hour without pain.
Cres. God give you patience to bear it!
Lope. Pish! can’t I give it myself?
Cres. Well, let him leave you alone then!
Lope. Devil take patience!
Cres. Ah, let him! he wants it; only it’s too good a job for him.
Enter Juan with Table, etc.
Juan. Supper, sir!
Lope. But what are my people about, not to see to all this?
Cres. Pardon my having been so bold to tell them I and my family would wait upon you, so, as I hope, you shall want for nothing.
Lope. On one condition then, that as you have no fear of your company now, your daughter may join us at supper.
Cres. Juan, bid your sister come directly.
[Exit Juan.
Lope. My poor health may quiet all suspicion on that score, I think.
Cres. Sir, if you were as lusty as I wish you, I should have no fear. I bid my daughter keep above while the regiment was here because of the nonsense soldiers usually talk to girls. If all were gentlemen like you, I should be the first to make her wait on them.
Lope (aside). The cautious old fellow!
Enter Juan, Isabel, and Ines.
Isab. (to Crespo). Your pleasure, sir?
Cres. It is Don Lope’s, who honours you by bidding you to sup with him.
Lope (aside). What a fair creature!—Nay, ’tis I that honour myself by the invitation.
Isab. Let me wait upon you.
Lope. Indeed no, unless waiting upon me mean supping with me.
Cres. Sit down, sit down, girl, as Don Lope desires you.
[They sit at table. Guitar heard within.
Lope. Music too!
Cres. None of ours. It must be some of your soldiers, Don Lope.
Lope. Ah, Crespo, the troubles and dangers of war must have a little to sweeten them betimes. The uniform sits very tight, and must be let out every now and then.
Juan. Yet ’tis a fine life, sir.
Lope. Do you think you would like to follow it?
Juan. If I might at your Excellency’s side.
Lope (aside). Pebbles thrown up at the window too! But I’ll say nothing, for all sakes. (Aloud.) What foolery!
Cres. Boys! Boys! (Aside.) To call her very name too! If it weren’t for Don Lope—
Juan (going). I’ll teach them—
Cres. Holloa, lad, whither away?
Juan. To see for a dish—
Cres. They’ll see after that. Sit still where thou art.
Isab. (aside). How have I deserved this?
Lope (knocking over his chair). This is not to be borne!
Cres. (upsetting the table). No more it is!
Lope. I meant my leg.
Cres. And I mine.
Lope. I can eat no more, and will to bed.
Cres. Very good: so will I.
Lope. Good-night, good-night, to you all.
All. Good-night, sir.
Lope (aside). I’ll see to them.
[Exit.
Cres. (aside). I’ll shut the girls up, and then look after ’em. (Aloud.) Come, to bed. (To Juan) Holloa, lad, again! This is the way to thy room, is it not?
[Exeunt severally.
The Captain, Sergeant, Rebolledo, Chispa, etc., with guitars. At one corner, Mendo in old armour, with Nuño, observing them. It is dark.
Men. (aside to Nuño). You see this?
Nuñ. And hear it.
Men. I am bloodily minded to charge into them at once, and disperse them into chaos; but I will see if she is guilty of answering them by a sign.
Capt. No glance from the window yet!
Reb. Who’d stir for a sentimental love song? Come, Chispa, you can give us one that would make her look out of the grave.
Chis. Here am I on my pedestal. Now for it. (She sings.)
Reb. Asonante to ‘happen’ you know.
Chis. Don’t put me out, Rebolledo—— (Sings.)
(During Chorus, Don Lope and Crespo have entered at different sides with swords, and begin to lay about them.)
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Cres. What something in this way, perhaps!
Lope. After this fashion, may-be!
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(The soldiers are driven off.)
Lope. Well, we’re quit of them, except one. But I’ll soon settle him.
Cres. One still hanging about. Off with you!
Lope. Off with you, rascal! (They fight.) By Heaven, he fights well!
Cres. By Heaven, a handy chap at his tool!
Enter Juan with sword and torch.
Juan. Where is Don Lope?
Lope. Crespo!
Cres. Don Lope!
Lope. To be sure, didn’t you say you were going to bed?
Cres. And didn’t you?
Lope. This was my quarrel, not yours.
Cres. Very well, and I come out to help you in it.
Re-enter Captain and Soldiers with swords.
1st Sold. We’ll soon settle them.
Capt. Don Lope!
Lope. Yes, Don Lope. What is all this, sir?
Capt. The soldiers were singing and playing in the street, sir, doing no offence to any one, but were set upon by some of the town’s people, and I came to stop the riot.
Lope. You have done well, Don Alvaro, I know your prudence; however, as there is a grudge on both sides, I shall not visit the town’s people this time with further severity; but, for the sake of all parties, order the regiment to march from Zalamea to-morrow—nay, to-day, for it is now dawn. See to it, sir: and let me hear of no such disgraceful riots hereafter.
Capt. I shall obey your orders, sir.
[Exit with soldiers, etc.
Cres. (aside). Don Lope is a fine fellow! we shall cog together after all.
Lope (to Crespo and Juan). You two keep with me, and don’t be found alone.
[Exeunt.
Re-enter Mendo, and Nuño wounded.
Men. ’Tis only a scratch.
Nuñ. A scratch? Well, I could well have spared that.
Men. Ah, what is it compared to the wound in my heart!
Nuñ. I would gladly exchange for all that.
Men. Well, he did lay upon your head handsomely, didn’t he?
Nuñ. Ah, and on my tail too; while you, under that great shield of yours,—
(Drum.)
Men. Hark! what’s that?
Nuñ. The soldiers’ reveille. I heard say they were to leave Zalamea to-day.
Men. I am glad of it, since they’ll carry that detestable captain off with them at all events.
[Exeunt.
Enter Captain, Sergeant, Rebolledo, and Chispa.
Capt. March you on, Sergeant, with the troop. I shall lie here till sun-down, and then steal back to Zalamea for one last chance.
Serg. If you are resolved on this, sir, you had better do it well attended, for these bumpkins are dangerous, once affronted.
Reb. Where, however, (and you ought to tip me for my news,) you have one worst enemy the less.
Capt. Who’s that?
Reb. Isabel’s brother. Don Lope and the lad took a fancy to each other and have persuaded the old father to let him go for a soldier; and I have only just met him as proud as a peacock, with all the sinew of the swain and the spirit of the soldier already about him.
Capt. All works well; there is now only the old father at home, who can easily be disposed of. It only needs that he who brought me this good news help me to use it.
Reb. Me do you mean, sir? So I will, to the best of my power.
Capt. Good; you shall go with me.
Serg. But if Don Lope should happen on you?
Capt. He is himself obliged to set off to Guadalupe this evening, as the king is already on the road. This I heard from himself when I went to take his orders. Come with me, Sergeant, and settle about the troops marching, and then for my own campaign.
[Exeunt Captain and Sergeant.
Chis. And what am I to do, Rebolledo, meanwhile? I shan’t be safe alone with that fellow whose face I sent to be stitcht by the barber.
Reb. Ah, how to manage about that? You wouldn’t dare go with us?
Chis. Not in petticoats; but in the clothes of that run-away stable boy? I can step into them free of expense.
Reb. That’s a brave girl.
Chis. (singing).
[Exeunt.
Don Lope, Crespo, Juan.
Lope. I have much to thank you for, Crespo, but for nothing so much as for giving me your son for a soldier. I do thank you for that with all my heart.
Cres. I am proud he should be your servant.
Lope. The king’s! the king’s—my friend. I took a fancy to him from the first for his spirit and affection to the service.
Juan. And I will follow you to the world’s end, ] sir.
Cres. Though you must make allowance for his awkwardness at first, sir, remembering he has only had ploughmen for teachers, and plough and pitchforks for books.
Lope. He needs no apology. And now the sun’s heat abates towards his setting, I will be off.
Juan. I will see for the litter.
[Exit.
Enter Isabel and Ines.
Isab. You must not go, sir, without our adieu.
Lope. I would not have done so; nor without asking pardon for much that is past, and even for what I am now about to do. But remember, fair Isabel, ’tis not the price of the gift, but the good will of the giver makes its value. This brooch, though of diamond, becomes poor in your hands, and yet I would fain have you wear it in memory of Don Lope.
Isab. I take it ill you should wish to repay us for an entertainment—
Lope. No, no, no repayment; that were impossible if I wished it. A free keepsake of regard.
Isab. As such I receive it then, sir. Ah, may I make bold to commit my brother to your kindness?
Lope. Indeed, indeed, you may rely on me.
Enter Juan.
Juan. The litter is ready.
Lope. Adieu, then, all.
All. Adieu, adieu, sir.
Lope. Ha, Peter! who, judging from our first meeting, could have prophesied we should part such good friends?
Cres. I could, sir, had I but known—
Lope (going). Well?
Cres. That you were at once as good as crazy. (Exit Lope.) And now, Juan, before going, let me give thee a word of advice in presence of thy sister and cousin; thou and thy horse will easily overtake Don Lope, advice and all. By God’s grace, boy, thou comest of honourable if of humble stock; bear both in mind, so as neither to be daunted from trying to rise, nor puffed up so as to be sure to fall. How many have done away the memory of a defect by carrying themselves modestly; while others again have gotten a blemish only by being too proud of being born without one. There is a just humility that will maintain thine own dignity, and yet make thee insensible to many a rub that galls the proud spirit. Be courteous in thy manner, and liberal of thy purse; for ’tis the hand to the bonnet and in the pocket that makes friends in this world; of which to gain one good, all the gold the sun breeds in India, or the universal sea sucks down, were a cheap purchase. Speak no evil of women; I tell thee the meanest of them deserves our respect; for of women do we not all come? Quarrel with no one but with good cause; by the Lord, over and over again, when I see masters and schools of arms among us, I say to myself, ‘This is not the thing we want at all, How to fight, but Why to fight? that is the lesson we want to learn.’ And I verily believe if but one master of the Why to fight advertised among us he would carry off all the scholars. Well—enough—You have not (as you once said to me) my advice this time on an empty stomach—a fair outfit of clothes and money—a good horse—and a good sword—these, together with Don Lope’s countenance, and my blessing—I trust in God to live to see thee home again with honour and advancement on thy back. My son, God bless thee! There—And now go—for I am beginning to play the woman.
Juan. Your words will live in my heart, sir, so long as it lives. (He kisses his father’s hand.) Sister! (He embraces her.)
Isab. Would I could hold you back in my arms!
Juan. Adieu, cousin!
Ines. I can’t speak.
Cres. Be off, else I shall never let thee go—and my word is given!
Juan. God bless you all!
[Exit.
Isab. Oh, you never should have let him go, sir.
Cres. (aside). I shall do better now. (Aloud.) Pooh, why, what the deuce could I have done with him at home here all his life—a lout—a scape-grace perhaps. Let him go serve his king.
Isab. Leaving us by night too!
Cres. Better than by day, child, at this season—Pooh!—— (Aside.) I must hold up before them.
Isab. Come, sir, let us in.
Ines. No, no, cousin, e’en let us have a little fresh air now the soldiers are gone.
Cres. True—and here I may watch my Juan along the white, white road. Let us sit.
(They sit.)
Isab. Is not this the day, sir, when the Town Council elects its officers?
Cres. Ay, indeed, in August—so it is. And indeed this very day.
(As they talk together, the Captain, Sergeant, Rebolledo, and Chispa steal in.)
Capt. (whispering). ’Tis she! you know our plan; I seize her, and you look to the others.
Isab. What noise is that?
Ines. Who are these?
(The Captain seizes and carries off Isabel—the Sergeant and Rebolledo seize Crespo.)
Isab. (within). My father! My father!
Cres. Villains! A sword! A sword!
Reb. Kill him at once.
Serg. No, no.
Reb. We must carry him off with us then, or his cries will rouse the town.
[Exeunt, carrying Crespo.
Enter Isabel.
Isab. Oh never, never might the light of day arise and show me to myself in my shame! Oh, fleeting morning star, mightest thou never yield to the dawn that even now presses on thy azure skirts! And thou, great Orb of all, do thou stay down in the cold ocean foam; let night for once advance her trembling empire into thine! For once assert thy voluntary power to hear and pity human misery and prayer, nor hasten up to proclaim the vilest deed that Heaven, in revenge on man, has written on his guilty annals! Alas! even as I speak, thou liftest thy bright, inexorable face above the hills! Oh! horror! What shall I do? whither turn my tottering feet? Back to my own home? and to my aged father, whose only joy it was to see his own spotless honour spotlessly reflected in mine, which now—And yet if I return not, I leave calumny to make my innocence accomplice in my own shame! Oh that I had stayed to be slain by Juan over my slaughtered honour! But I dared not meet his eyes even to die by his hand. Alas!—Hark! What is that noise?
Crespo (within). Oh in pity slay me at once!
Isab. One calling for death like myself?
Cres. Whoever thou art—
Isab. That voice!
[Exit.
Enter to him Isabel.
Isab. My father!
Cres. Isabel! Unbind these cords, my child.
Isab. I dare not—I dare not yet, lest you kill before you hear my story—and you must hear that.
Cres. No more, no more! Misery needs no remembrancer.
Isab. It must be.
Cres. Alas! Alas!
Isab. Listen for the last time. You know how, sitting last night under the shelter of those white hairs in which my maiden youth had grown, those wretches, whose only law is force, stole upon us. He who had feigned that quarrel in our house, seizing and tearing me from your bosom as a lamb from the fold, carried me off; my own cries stifled, yours dying away behind me, and yet ringing in my ears like the sound of a trumpet that has ceased!—till here, where out of reach of pursuit,—all dark—the very moon lost from heaven—the wretch began with passionate lies to excuse his violence by his love—his love!—I implored, wept, threatened, all in vain—the villain—But my tongue will not utter what I must weep in silence and ashes for ever! Yet let these quivering hands and heaving bosom, yea, the very tongue that cannot speak, speak loudliest! Amid my shrieks, entreaties, imprecations, the night began to wear away and dawn to creep into the forest. I heard a rustling in the leaves; it was my brother—who in the twilight understood all without a word—drew the sword you had but just given him—they fought—and I, blind with terror, shame, and anguish, fled till—till at last I fell before your feet, my father, to tell you my story before I die! And now I undo the cords that keep your hands from my wretched life. So—it is done! and I kneel before you—your daughter—your disgrace and my own. Avenge us both; and revive your dead honour in the blood of her you gave life to!
Cres. Rise, Isabel; rise, my child. God has chosen thus to temper the cup that prosperity might else have made too sweet. It is thus he writes instruction in our hearts: let us bow down in all humility to receive it. Come, we will home, my Isabel, lean on me. (Aside.) ’Fore Heaven, an’ I catch that captain! (Aloud.) Come, my girl! Courage! so.
Voice (within). Crespo! Peter Crespo!
Cres. Hark!
Voice. Peter! Peter Crespo!
Cres. Who calls?
Enter Notary.
Not. Peter Crespo! Oh, here you are at last!
Cres. Well?
Not. Oh, I’ve had a rare chase. Come—a largess for my news! The corporation have elected you Mayor.
Cres. Me!
Not. Indeed. And already you are wanted in your office. The king is expected almost directly through the town; and, beside that, the captain who disturbed us all so yesterday has been brought back wounded—mortally, it is thought—but no one knows by whom.
Cres. (to himself). And so when I was meditating revenge, God himself puts the rod of justice into my hands! How shall I dare myself outrage the law when I am made its keeper? (Aloud.) Well, sir, I am very grateful to my fellow-townsmen for their confidence.
Not. They are even now assembled at the town-hall, to commit the wand to your hands; and indeed, as I said, want you instantly.
Cres. Come then.
Isab. Oh, my father!
Cres. Ay, who can now see that justice is done you. Courage! Come.
[Exeunt.
Enter the Captain wounded, and Sergeant.
Capt. It was but a scratch after all. Why on earth bring me back to this confounded place?
Serg. Who could have known it was but a scratch till ’twas cured? Would you have liked to be left to bleed to death in the wood?
Capt. Well, it is cured however: and now to get clear away before the affair gets wind. Are the others here?
Serg. Yes, sir.
Capt. Let us be off then before these fellows know; else we shall have to fight for it.
Enter Rebolledo.
Reb. Oh, sir, the magistrates are coming!
Capt. Well, what’s that to me?
Reb. I only say they are at the door.
Capt. All the better. It will be their duty to prevent any riot the people might make if they knew of our being here.
Reb. They know, and are humming about it through the town.
Capt. I thought so. The magistrates must interfere, and then refer the cause to a court martial, where, though the affair is awkward, I shall manage to come off.
Cres. (within). Shut the doors; any soldier trying to pass, cut him down!
Enter Crespo, with the wand of office in his hand, Constables, Notary, etc.
Capt. Who is it dares give such an order?
Cres. And why not?
Capt. Crespo! Well, sir. The stick you are so proud of has no jurisdiction over a soldier.
Cres. For the love of Heaven don’t discompose yourself, captain; I am only come to have a few words with you, and, if you please, alone.
Capt. Well then, (to soldiers, etc.) retire awhile.
Cres. (to his people.) And you—but hark ye; remember my orders.
[Exeunt Notary, Constables, etc.
Cres. And now, sir, that I have used my authority to make you listen, I will lay it by, and talk to you as man to man. (He lays down the wand.) We are alone, Don Alvaro, and can each of us vent what is swelling in his bosom; in mine at least, till it is like to burst!
Capt. Well, sir?
Cres. Till last night (let me say it without offence) I knew not, except perhaps my humble birth, a single thing fortune had left me to desire. Of such estate as no other farmer in the district; honoured and esteemed (as now appears) by my fellow-townsmen, who neither envied me my wealth, nor taunted me as an upstart; and this even in a little community, whose usual, if not worst, fault it is to canvass each other’s weaknesses. I had a daughter too—virtuously and modestly brought up, thanks to her whom heaven now holds! Whether fair, let what has passed—But I will leave what I may to silence—would to God I could leave all, and I should not now be coming on this errand to you! But it may not be:—you must help time to redress a wound so great, as, in spite of myself, makes cry a heart not used to overflow. I must have redress. And how? The injury is done—by you: I might easily revenge myself for so public and shameful an outrage, but I would have retribution, not revenge. And so, looking about, and considering the matter on all sides, I see but one way which perhaps will not be amiss for either of us. It is this. You shall forthwith take all my substance, without reserve of a single farthing for myself or my son, only what you choose to allow us; you shall even brand us on back or forehead, and sell us like slaves or mules by way of adding to the fortune I offer you—all this, and what you will beside, if only you will with it take my daughter to wife, and restore the honour you have robbed. You will not surely eclipse your own in so doing; your children will still be your children if my grandchildren; and ’tis an old saying in Castile, you know, that, “’Tis the horse redeems the saddle.” This is what I have to propose. Behold, (he kneels,) upon my knees I ask it—upon my knees, and weeping such tears as only a father’s anguish melts from his frozen locks! And what is my demand? But that you should restore what you have robbed; so fatal for us to lose, so easy for you to restore; which I could myself now wrest from you by the hand of the law, but which I rather implore of you as a mercy on my knees!
Capt. You have done at last? Tiresome old man! You may think yourself lucky I do not add your death, and that of your son, to what you call your dishonour. ’Tis your daughter saves you both; let that be enough for all. As to the wrong you talk of, if you would avenge it by force, I have little to fear. As to your magistrate’s stick there, it does not reach my profession at all.
Cres. Once more I implore you—
Capt. Have done—have done!
Cres. Will not these tears—
Capt. Who cares for the tears of a woman, a child, or an old man?
Cres. No pity?
Capt. I tell you I spare your life, and your son’s: pity enough.
Cres. Upon my knees, asking back my own at your hands that robbed me?
Capt. Nonsense!
Cres. Who could extort it if I chose.
Capt. I tell you you could not.
Cres. There is no remedy then?
Capt. Except silence, which I recommend you as the best.
Cres. You are resolved?
Capt. I am.
Cres. (rising and resuming his wand). Then, by God, you shall pay for it! Ho there!
Enter Constables, etc.
Capt. What are these fellows about?
Cres. Take this captain to prison.
Capt. To prison! you can’t do it.
Cres. We’ll see.
Capt. Am I a bonâ fide officer or not?
Cres. And am I a straw magistrate or not? Away with him!
Capt. The king shall hear of this.
Cres. He shall—doubt it not—perhaps to-day; and shall judge between us. By the by, you had best deliver up your sword before you go.
Capt. My sword!
Cres. Under arrest, you know.
Capt. Well—take it with due respect then.
Cres. Oh yes, and you too. Hark ye, (to Constable, etc.) carry the captain with due respect to Bridewell; and there with due respect clap on him a chain and hand-cuffs; and not only him, but all that were with him, (all with due respect,) respectfully taking care they communicate not together. For I mean with all due respect to examine them on the business, and if I get sufficient evidence, with the most infinite respect of all, I’ll wring you by the neck till you’re dead, by God!
Capt. Set a beggar on horseback!
[They carry him off.
Enter Notary and others with Rebolledo, and Chispa in boy’s dress.
Not. This fellow and the page are all we could get hold of. The other got off.
Cres. Ah, this is the rascal who sung. I’ll make him sing on t’other side of his mouth.
Reb. Why, is singing a crime, sir?
Cres. So little that I’ve an instrument shall make you do it as you never did before. Will you confess?
Reb. What am I to confess?
Cres. What passed last night.
Reb. Your daughter can tell you that better than I.
Cres. Villain, you shall die for it!
[Exit.
Chis. Deny all, Rebolledo, and you shall be the hero of a ballad I’ll sing.
Not. And you too were of the singing party?
Chis. Ah, ah, and if I was, you can’t put me to the question.
Not. And why not, pray?
Chis. The law forbids you.
Not. Oh, indeed, the law? How so pray?
Chis. Because I’m in the way ladies like to be who love Rebolledo.
[Exeunt, carried off, etc.
Enter Juan pursuing Isabel with a dagger.
Isab. Help, help, help!
[Exit.
Juan. You must not live!
Enter Crespo, who arrests him.
Cres. Hold! What is this?
Juan. My father! To avenge our shame—
Cres. Which is to be avenged by other means, and not by you. How come you here?
Juan. Sent back by Don Lope last night, to see after some missing soldiers, on approaching the town I heard some cries—
Cres. And drew your sword on your officer, whom you wounded, and are now under arrest from me for doing it.
Juan. Father!
Cres. And Mayor of Zalamea. Within there!
Enter Constables.
Take him to prison.
Juan. Your own son, sir?
Cres. Ay, sir, my own father, if he transgressed the law I am made guardian of. Off with him! (They carry off Juan.) So I shall keep him out of harm’s way at least. And now for a little rest. (He lays by his wand.)
Lope. (calling within). Stop! Stop!
Cres. Who’s that calling without? Don Lope!
Enter Lope.
Lope. Ay, Peter, and on a very confounded business too. But at least I would not put up any where but at your friendly house.
Cres. You are too good. But, indeed, what makes you back, sir, so suddenly?
Lope. A most disgraceful affair; the greatest insult to the service! One of my soldiers overtook me on the road, flying at full speed, and told me—Oh, the rascal!
Cres. Well, sir?
Lope. That some little pettifogging mayor of the place had got hold of a captain in my regiment, and put him in prison! In prison! ’Fore Heaven, I never really felt this confounded leg of mine till to-day, that it prevented me jumping on horseback at once to punish this trumpery Jack-in-office as he deserves. But here I am, and, by the Lord, I’ll thrash him within an inch of his life!
Cres. You will?
Lope. Will I!
Cres. But will he stand your thrashing?
Lope. Stand it or not, he shall have it.
Cres. Besides, might your captain happen to deserve what he met with?
Lope. And, if he did, I am his judge, not a trumpery mayor.
Cres. This mayor is an odd sort of customer to deal with, I assure you.
Lope. Some obstinate clodpole, I suppose.
Cres. So obstinate, that if he’s made up his mind to hang your captain, he’ll do it.
Lope. Will he? I’ll see to that. And if you wish to see too, only tell me where I can find him.
Cres. Oh, close here.
Lope. You know him?
Cres. Very well, I believe.
Lope. And who is it?
Cres. Peter Crespo. (Takes his wand.)
Lope. By God, I suspected it.
Cres. By God, you were right.
Lope. Well, Crespo, what’s said is said.
Cres. And, Don Lope, what’s done is done.
Lope. I tell you, I want my captain.
Cres. And I tell you, I’ve got him.
Lope. Do you know he is the king’s officer?
Cres. Do you know he ravished my daughter?
Lope. That you are out-stripping your authority in meddling with him?
Cres. Not more than he his in meddling with me.
Lope. Do you know my authority supersedes yours?
Cres. Do you know I tried first to get him to do me justice with no authority at all, but the offer of all my estate?
Lope. I tell you, I’ll settle the business for you.
Cres. And I tell you I never leave to another what I can do for myself.
Lope. I tell you once more and for all, I must have my man.
Cres. And I tell you once more and for all, you shall—when you have cleared him of the depositions.
Lope. The depositions! What are they?
Cres. Oh, only a few sheets of parchment tagged together with the evidence of his own soldiers against him.
Lope. Pooh! I’ll go myself, and take him from the prison.
Cres. Do, if you like an arquebuss ball through your body.
Lope. I am accustomed to that. But I’ll make sure. Within there!
Enter Orderly.
Have the regiment to the market-place directly under arms, I’ll see if I’m to have my prisoner or not.
[Exit.
Cres. And I—Hark ye!
[Exit, whispering to a Constable.
Enter on one side Don Lope with Troops; at the other, before the Prison, Labourers, Constables, etc. armed: and afterward, Crespo.
Lope. Soldiers, there is the prison where your captain lies. If he be not given up instantly at my last asking, set fire to the prison; and, if further resistance be made, to the whole town.
Cres. Friends and fellow-townsmen, there is the prison where lies a rascal capitally convicted—
Lope. They grow stronger and stronger. Forward, men, forward! (As the Soldiers are about to advance, trumpets and shouts of ‘God save the King,’ within.)
Lope. The king!
All. The king!
Enter King Philip II. through centre Street, with Train, etc. Shouting, Trumpets, etc.
King. What is all this?
Lope. ’Tis well your Majesty came so suddenly, or you would have had one of your whole towns by way of bonfire on your progress.
King. What has happened?
Lope. The mayor of this place has had the impudence to seize a captain in your Majesty’s service, clap him in prison, and refuses to surrender him to me, his commander.
King. Where is this mayor?
Cres. Here, so please your Majesty.
King. Well, Mr. Mayor, what have you to offer in defence?
Cres. These papers, my Liege: in which this same captain is clearly proved guilty, on the evidence of his own soldiers, of carrying off and violating a maiden in a desolate place, and refusing her the satisfaction of marriage though peaceably entreated to it by her father with the endowment of all his substance.
Lope. This same mayor, my Liege, is the girl’s father.
Cres. What has that to do with it? If another man had come to me under like circumstances, should I not have done him like justice? To be sure. And therefore, why not do for my own daughter what I should do for another’s? Besides, I have just done justice against my own son for striking his captain; why should I be suspected of straining it in my daughter’s favour? But here is the process; let his Majesty see for himself if the case be made out. The witnesses are at hand too; and if they or any one can prove I have suborned any evidence, or any way acted with partiality to myself, or malice to the captain, let them come forward, and let my life pay for it instead of his.
King (after reading the papers). I see not but the charge is substantiated: and ’tis indeed a heavy one. Is there any one here to deny these depositions? (Silence.) But, be the crime proved, you have no authority to judge or punish it. You must let the prisoner go.
Cres. You must send for him then, please your Majesty. In little towns like this, where public officers are few, the deliberative is forced sometimes to be the executive also.
King. What do you mean?
Cres. Your Majesty will see. (The prison gates open, and the Captain is seen within, garrotted in a chair.)
King. And you have dared, sir!—
Cres. Your Majesty said the sentence was just; and what is well said cannot be ill done.
King. Could you not have left it for my imperial Court to execute?
Cres. All your Majesty’s justice is only one great body with many hands; if a thing be to be done, what matter by which? Or what matter erring in the inch, if one be right in the ell?
King. At least you might have beheaded him, as an officer and a gentleman.
Cres. Please your Majesty, we have so few Hidalgos hereabout, that our executioner is out of practice at beheading. And this, after all, depends on the dead gentleman’s taste; if he don’t complain, I don’t think any one else need for him.
King. Don Lope, the thing is done; and, if unusually, not unjustly—Come, order all your soldiers away with me toward Portugal; where I must be with all despatch. For you—— (to Crespo) what is your name?
Cres. Peter Crespo, please your Majesty.
King. Peter Crespo, then, I appoint you perpetual Mayor of Zalamea. And so farewell.
[Exit with Train.
Cres. (kneeling). God save your Highness!
Lope. Friend Peter, his Highness came just in time.
Cres. For your captain, do you mean?
Lope. Come now—confess, wouldn’t it have been better to have given up the prisoner, who, at my instance, would have married your daughter, saved her reputation, and made her wife of an Hidalgo?
Cres. Thank you, Don Lope, she has chosen to enter a convent and be the bride of one who is no respecter of Hidalgos.
Lope. Well, well, you will at least give me up the other prisoners, I suppose?
Cres. Bring them out. (Juan, Rebolledo, Chispa, brought out.)
Lope. Your son too!
Cres. Yes, ’twas he wounded his captain, and I must punish him.
Lope. Come, come, you have done enough—at least give him up to his commander.
Cres. Eh? well, perhaps so; I’ll leave his punishment to you.
Mr. Ticknor thinks Calderon took the hint of this play from Lope de Vega’s ‘Wise Man at Home’; and he quotes (though without noticing this coincidence) a reply of Lope’s hero to some one advising him to assume upon his wealth, that is much of a piece with Crespo’s answer to Juan on a like score in the first act of this piece. Only that in Lope the answer is an answer: which, as Juan says, in Calderon it is not; so likely to happen with a borrowed answer.
This is Mr. Ticknor’s version from the older play:
I must observe of the beginning of Act III., that in this translation Isabel’s speech is intentionally reduced to prose, not only in measure of words, but in some degree of idea also. It would have been far easier to make at least verse of almost the most elevated and purely beautiful piece of Calderon’s poetry I know; a speech (the beginning of it) worthy of the Greek Antigone, which, after two Acts of homely talk, Calderon has put into his Labradora’s mouth. This, admitting for all culmination of passion, and Spanish passion, must excuse my tempering it to the key in which (measure only kept) Calderon himself sets out.
| Don Alonso | |
| Donna Clara | } his Daughters. |
| Donna Eugenia | |
| Don Torribio | his Nephew. |
| Mari Nuño | } his Servants. |
| Brigida | |
| Otañez | |
| Don Felix | } Gallants. |
| Don Juan | |
| Don Pedro | |
| Hernando | Don Felix’s Servant. |
Enter Alonso and Otañez, meeting.
Enter Clara, Eugenia, Mari Nuño, as from travel.
Enter Brigida.
[Exeunt Clara and Eugenia.
[Exeunt.
Don Felix, and Hernando dressing him.
Hern. Such fine ladies, sir, come to be our neighbours.
Fel. So they ought to be, such a noise as they made in coming.
Hern. One of them already betrothed, however.
Fel. So let her, and married too, if she would only let me sleep quiet. But what kind of folks are they?
Hern. Oh, tip-top. Daughters of the rich old Indian has bought the house and gardens opposite, and who will give them all his wealth when they marry, which they say he has brought them to Madrid expressly to do.
Fel. But are they handsome?
Hern. I thought so, sir, as I saw them alighting.
Fel. Rich and handsome then?
Hern. Yes, sir.
Fel. Two good points in a woman, at all events, of which I might profit, such opportunities as I have.
Hern. Have a care, sir, for the old servant who told me this, told me also that the papa is a stout fiery old fellow, who’d stick the Great Turk himself if he caught him trifling with his daughters.
Fel. That again is not so well; for though I’m not the Great Turk, I’ve no mind to share that part of his fortune. But of the two girls, what said your old servant? who, as such, I suppose told you all that was amiss in them at least.
Hern. Well, you shall judge. One, the oldest, is very discreet.
Fel. Ah, I told you so.
Hern. The other lively.
Fel. Come, that sounds better. One can tackle her hand to hand, but the grave one one can only take a long shot at with the eyes.
Hern. Whichever it be, I should like to see you yourself hit one of these days, sir.
Fel. Me? The woman is not yet cast who will do that. If I meddle with these it is only because they lie so handy.
Hern. And handsome as well as handy!
Fel. Pooh! I wouldn’t climb a wall to pluck the finest fruit in the world. But hark! some one’s at the door. See who ’tis.
Enter Don Juan in travelling dress.
Juan. I, Felix, who seeing your door open, could not but walk in without further ado.
Fel. You know that it and my heart are ever open to you. Welcome, welcome, Don Juan! all the more welcome for being unexpected: for though I had heard we might one day have you back, I did not think to see you yet.
Juan. Why, the truth is I got my pardon sooner than I expected.
Fel. Though not than I prayed for. But tell me all about it.
Juan. You know I was obliged to fly to Italy after that unlucky duel. Well, there the great duke of Terranova, who (as good luck would have it) was then going ambassador to Hungary, took a fancy to me, and carried me with him; and, pleased with what service I did him, interested himself in my fortunes, and one good day, when I was least expecting it, with his own hand put my pardon into mine.
Fel. A pardon that never should have needed asking, all of an unlucky quarrel at cards.
Juan. So you and the world suppose, Felix: but in truth there was something more behind.
Fel. Ah?
Juan. Why the truth is, I was courting a fair lady, and with fair hope of success, though she would not confess it, urging that her father being away at the time, her mother would not consent in his absence. Suddenly I found I had a rival, and took occasion of a casual dispute at cards to wipe out the score of jealousy; which I did with a vengeance to both of us, he being killed on the spot, and I, forced to fly the country, must, I doubt, ere this, have died out of my lady’s memory, where only I cared to live.
Fel. Ay, you know well enough that in Madrid Oblivion lies in the very lap of Remembrance, whether of love or loathing. I thank my stars I never pinned my faith on woman yet.
Juan. Still the same sceptic?
Fel. Ay, they are fine things, but my own heart’s ease is finer still; and if one party must be deceived, I hold it right in self-defence it should not be I. But come; that you may not infect me with your faith, nor I you with my heresy, tell me about your journey.
Juan. How could it be otherwise than a pleasant one, such pageants as I had to entertain me by the way?
Fel. Oh, you mean our royal master’s nuptials?
Juan. Ay!
Fel. I must hear all about them, Juan; even now, upon the spot.
Juan. Well then, you know at least, without my telling you, how great a debt Germany has owed us—
Enter Don Pedro hastily.
Ped. My dear Don Felix!
Fel. Don Pedro! By my faith, my door must be the door of heaven, I think; for all the good keep coming in by ’t. But how comes your University term so soon over?
Ped. Alas, it’s not over, but—
Fel. Well?
Ped. I’ll tell you.
Juan. If I be in your way—
Ped. No, no, sir, if you are Felix’s friend you command my confidence. My story is easily told. A lady I am courting in Alcalá is suddenly come up to Madrid, and I am come after her. And to escape my father’s wrath at playing truant, I must beg sanctuary in your house awhile.
Fel. And this once will owe me thanks for your entertainment, since I have Don Juan’s company to offer you.
Juan. Nay, ’tis I have to thank you for Don Pedro’s.
Fel. Only remember, both of you, that however you may amuse one another, you are not to entertain me with your several hearts and darts. Hernando, get us something to eat; and till it comes you shall set off rationally at least, Juan, with the account of the royal nuptials you were beginning just as Don Pedro came in.
Juan. On condition you afterwards recount to me your rejoicings in Madrid meanwhile.
Fel. Agreed.
Ped. I come in happy time to hear you both.
Enter Hernando.
Hern. Sir, sir!
Fel. Well?
Hern. Your two new neighbours—just come to the window.
Fel. Gentlemen, we must waive my story then, for as the proverb goes, ‘My Lady first.’ (He looks out.) By Heaven, they are divine!
Juan. Let me see. (Aside.) By Heaven, ’tis she!
Ped. Come, it is my turn now. (Aside.) Eugenia! I must keep it to myself.
Fel. I scarce know which is handsomest.
Juan. Humph! both pretty girls enough.
Ped. Yes, very well.
Fel. Listen, gentlemen; whether handsome, or pretty, or very well, or all three, you must not stare at them from my window so vehemently; being the daughters of a friend of mine, and only just come to Madrid.
Juan (aside). That the first thing I should see on returning to Madrid, is she for whose love I left it!
Ped. (aside). That the first thing I see here is what I came for the very purpose of seeing!
Hernando (entering). Table is served, sir.
Fel. To table, then. I know not how it is with you, gentlemen, but for myself, my appetite is stronger than my love.
Juan (aside to Felix). You jest as usual; but I assure you it is one of those very ladies on whom my fortune turns!
[Exit.
Fel. Adieu to one then.
Ped. All this is fun to you, Felix; but believe me, one of those ladies is she I have followed from Alcalá.
[Exit.
Fel. Adieu to both then—unless indeed you are both of you in love with the same. But, thank God,
But they are very handsome nevertheless.
[Exit.
Enter Clara and Eugenia.
Enter Alonso.
Alon. Clara! Eugenia!
Both. Sir?
Alon. Good news, good news, my girls! What think you? My nephew, Don Torribio Cuadradillos, my elder brother’s elder son, head of our family and inheritor of the estate, is coming to visit me; will be here indeed almost directly. What think you now?
Eug. (aside). One might have thought, from such a flourish of trumpets, the king was coming at least.
Alon. Mari Nuño!
Mari (entering). Sir?
Alon. Let a chamber be got ready for my nephew, Don Torribio, directly. Brigida!
Brig. (entering). Sir?
Alon. See that linen be taken up into Don Torribio’s room. Otañez, have dinner ready for my nephew, Don Torribio, directly he arrives. And you two, (to his daughters,) I expect you will pay him all attention; as head of the family, consider. Ay, and if he should take a fancy to one of you—I know not he will—but if he should, I say, whichever it be, she will take precedence of her sister for ever. (Aside.) This I throw out as a bait for Eugenia.
Eug. It must be Clara, then, sir, for she is oldest you know.
Clara. Not in discretion and all wife-like qualities, Eugenia.
Eug. Clara!
Alon. Hark! in the court!
Don Torribio (speaking loud within). Hoy! good man there! Can you tell me if my uncle lives hereabout?
Alon. ’Tis my nephew, surely!
Torr. (within). Why, fellow, I mean of course Don Alonso—who has two daughters, by the token I’m to marry one of ’em.
Alon. ’Tis he! I will go and receive him.
[Exit.
Torr. (within). Very well then. Hold my stirrup, Lorenzo.
Eug. What a figure!
Enter Alonso and Torribio.
Alon. My nephew, Don Torribio, giving thanks to Heaven for your safe arrival at my house, I hasten to welcome you as its head.
Torr. Ay, uncle, and a head taller, I promise you, than almost any body in the parish.
Alon. Let me introduce your cousins to you, who are so anxious for your acquaintance.
Torr. Ah, that’s proper of ’em, isn’t it?
Both. Welcome, sir.
Alon. And how are you, nephew?
Torr. Very tired, I promise you: for the way is long and my horse a rough goer, so as I’ve lost leather.
Alon. Sit down, and rest till they bring dinner.
Torr. Sitting an’t the way to mend it. But, however—— (Sits.) Nay, though I be head of the house, I an’t proud—you can all of you sit down too.
Clara (aside). Amiable humility!
Eug. (aside). No wonder the house is crazy if this be its head!
Torr. Well, now I come to look at you, cousins, I may say you are both of you handsome girls, indeed; which’ll put me to some trouble.
Clara. How so, cousin?
Torr. Why, didn’t you ever hear that if you put an ass between two bundles of hay, he’ll die without knowing which to begin on, eh?
Alon. His father’s pleasant humour!
Clara. A courteous comparison!
Eug. (aside). Which holds as far as the ass at least.
Torr. Well, there’s a remedy. I say, uncle, mustn’t cousins get a dispensation before they marry?
Alon. Yes, nephew.
Torr. Well then, when you’re about it, you can get two dispensations, and I can marry both my cousins. Aha! Well, but, uncle, how are you? I had forgot to ask you that.
Alon. Quite well, in seeing you in my house at last, and to reap, I trust, the fruits of all my travel.
Torr. Ah, you may say that. Oh, cousins, if you could only see my pedigree and patent, in a crimson velvet case; and all my forefathers painted in a row—I have it in my saddle bags, and if you’ll wait a minute—
Enter Mari Nuño.
Mari. Dinner’s ready.
Torr. (looking at Mari). Lord a’mercy, uncle, what’s this? something you brought from India, belike; does it speak?
Alon. Nay, nephew, ’tis our Duenna.
Torr. A what?
Alon. A Duenna.
Torr. A tame one?
Alon. Come, come, she tells us dinner’s ready.
Torr. Yes, if you believe her; but I’ve heard say, Duennas always lie. However, I’ll go and see for myself.
[Exit.
Clara. What a cousin!
Eug. What a lover!
Mari. Foh! I wonder how the watch came to let the plague into the city!
[Exit.
Alon. You are silent, both of you?
Both. Not I, sir.
[Exit.
Felix and Hernando; to whom enter Juan.
[Exit.
Enter Pedro.
As he is going, re-enter Juan.
[Exeunt.
Alonso and Torribio waiting.
Alon. If you really affect Eugenia, nephew—— (aside) as I wished,—I will communicate with her after church, and if all be well (as I cannot doubt) get a dispensation forthwith. But they are coming.
Enter from Alonso’s door Clara, Eugenia in mantles, the latter with a handkerchief in her hand; Mari Nuño, Brigida, and Otañez behind; and at the same time Felix, Juan, and Pedro opposite.
Clara. Cover your face, Eugenia. People in the street.
Eug. Well, I’m not ashamed of it. (Aside.) Don Pedro! and Don Juan!
Fel. (whispers). Which is it, Don Juan?
Juan. She with the handkerchief in her hand. I’ll go wait for her at the church.
[Exit.
Ped. (to Felix). That is she with the white kerchief in her hand. I’ll follow them.
Fel. (aside). The same, then!
Clara. Eugenia, lend me your handkerchief, it is hot. (Takes the handkerchief and uncovers her face towards Felix.) And let us go, and do not you look behind you.
Fel. And she I most admired.
[Exeunt Clara, Eugenia, etc., Pedro after them.
Torr. Uncle, what are these fellows hanging about our doors for?
Alon. Nay, ’tis the public street, you know.
Torr. What, my cousins’ street?
Alon. To be sure.
Torr. I’ll not suffer any one I don’t like to hang about it, however, and least of all these perfumery puppies.
Alon. But if they happen to live here, nephew?
Torr. Don’t let ’em live here, then.
Alon. But if they own houses?
Torr. They mustn’t own houses, then.
Fel. Don Alonso, permit me to kiss your hand on your arrival among us. I ought indeed first to have waited upon you in your own house; but this happy chance makes me anticipate etiquette.
Torr. Coxcomb!
Alon. Thank you, sir; had I known you intended me such a favour, I should have anticipated your anticipation by waiting upon you. Give me leave to present to you my nephew, Don Torribio de Cuadradillos, who will also be proud of your acquaintance.
Torr. No such thing, I shan’t at all.
Alon. Nephew, nephew!
Fel. I trust you are well, sir?
Torr. Oh, so, so, thank ye, for the matter of that, neither well nor ill, but mixt-like. (Alonso salutes Felix and exit with Torribio.)
Re-enter Juan hastily.
Enter Pedro hastily.
[Exit.
[Exit.
[Exit.
Enter Clara, Eugenia, Mari Nuño, etc.
Clara. Here, take my mantle, Mari. Oh, I wish we had a chaplain of our own in the house, not to go abroad through the crowded streets!
Eug. And I, that church were a league of crowded street off, and we obliged to go to it daily.
Mari. I agree with Señora Clara.
Brigida. And I with Señora Eugenia.
Mari. And why, pray?
Brig. Oh, madam, I know who it is deals most in sheep’s eyes.
Enter Don Alonso.
Alon. (talking to himself as he enters). How lucky he should have pitcht on the very one I wanted! (Aloud.) Oh, Eugenia, I would speak with you. Nay, retire not, Clara, for I want you to pardon me for the very thing Eugenia is to thank me for.
Clara. A riddle, sir. I pardon you?
Alon. Listen, both of you. Your cousin Don Torribio has declared his love for Eugenia: and though I could have wished to marry you, Clara, first, and to the head of our house too, yet my regret at your missing it is almost cancelled by the joy of your sister’s acceptance.
Clara. And so with me, believe me, sir. I am well content to be slighted so long as she is happy: which may she be with my cousin these thousand years to come. (Aside.) Oh, providential rejection!
[Exit.
Torribio (peeping in). Ah! what a wry face she makes!
Alon. And you, Eugenia, what say you?
Eug. (aside). Alas! surprise on surprise! (Aloud.) Nay, sir, you know, I hope, that I am ever ready to obey you.
Alon. I looked for nothing else of you.
Torr. Nor I.
Alon. Your cousin is waiting your answer in his chamber. I will tell him the good news, and bring him to you.
[Exit.
Eug. Only let him come! Alas!
Torr. (entering). How lightly steps a favour’d lover forth! Give you joy, cousin.
Eug. The wretch!
Torr. Being selected by the head of your house.
Eug. Sir, one word, I wouldn’t marry you if it should cost me my life.
Torr. Ah, you are witty, cousin, I know.
Eug. Not to you, sir. And now especially, I mean to tell you sober truth, and abide by it, so you had better listen. I tell you once again, and once for all, I wouldn’t marry you to save my life!
Torr. Cousin! After what I heard you tell your father?
Eug. What I said then was out of duty to him; and what I now say is out of detestation of you.
Torr. I’ll go and tell him this, I declare I will.
Eug. Do, and I’ll deny it. But I mean it all the same, and swear it.
Torr. Woman, am I not your cousin?
Eug. Yes.
Torr. And head of the family?
Eug. I dare say.
Torr. An Hidalgo?
Eug. Yes.
Torr. Young?
Eug. Yes.
Torr. Gallant?
Eug. Very.
Torr. And disposed to you?
Eug. Very possibly.
Torr. What do you mean then?
Eug. Whatever you choose, so long as you believe I mean what I say. I’ll never marry you. You might be all you say, and fifty other things beside, but I’ll never marry any man without a capacity.
Torr. Capacity! without a Capacity! I who have the family estate, and my ancestors painted in a row on the patent in my saddle-bags! I who—
Enter Alonso.
Alon. Well, nephew, here you are at last; I’ve been hunting every where to tell you the good news.
Torr. And what may that be, pray?
Alon. That your cousin Eugenia cordially accepts your offer, and—
Torr. Oh, indeed, does she so? I tell you she’s a very odd way of doing it then. Oh uncle, she has said that to me I wouldn’t say to my gelding.
Alon. To you?
Torr. Ay, to me—here—on this spot—just now.
Alon. But what?
Torr. What? why, that I had no Capacity! But I’ll soon settle that; I either have a Capacity or not—If I have, she lies; if not, I desire you to buy me one directly, whatever it may cost.
Alon. What infatuation!
Torr. What, it costs so much, does it? I don’t care, I’ll not have it thrown in my teeth by her or any woman; and if you won’t, I’ll go and buy a Capacity, and bring it back with me, let it cost—ay, and weigh—what it will.
[Exit.
Alon. Nephew, nephew! Stop him there!
Enter Clara and Eugenia.
Clara. What is the matter, sir?
Alon. Oh, graceless girl, what have you been saying to your cousin?
Eug. I sir? Nothing.
Alon. Oh! if you deceive me! But I must first stop his running after a Capacity!
[Exit.
Eug. What can I have done?
Clara. Nay, attempt not dissimulation with me, who know how you would risk even your advancement for a sarcasm.
Eug. It was all for your sake, if I did, Clara.
Clara. For my sake! oh, indeed, you think I can have no lovers but what you reject? Poor little fool! I could have enough if I chose to lay out for them as some do; but many will pluck at an apple who will retire from a fortress.
Eug. Hark! they are coming back; I dare not face them both as yet.
[Exit.
Enter Don Felix.
(Offering her a letter.)
[She hides Felix behind arras.
Enter Alonso, Torribio, Mari Nuño, Otañez, etc.
Alon. What is the matter?
Clara. There is some one in the house, sir. A man—I saw him stealing along the corridor, towards the garret.
Brigida. It must be a robber.
Alon. A robber?
Mari. What more likely in a rich Indian’s house?
Alon. I’ll search the house.
Torr. I’ll lead the forlorn hope, though that garret were Maestricht itself. Now, cousin, you shall see if I’ve a Capacity or not.
[Exeunt Alonso and the men.
Clara. Do you two watch in the passage. (Exeunt Mari Nuño and Brigida.) And now, sir, the door is open, give me the letter and begone.
Fel. Adieu, madam, neglect not its advice.
Eug. Alas, alas, she has it!
Fel. She’s all too fair! come, honour, come, and shame False love from poaching upon friendship’s game!
[Exit.
Re-enter Alonso, etc.
Alon. We can see nothing of him, daughter.
Clara. Nay, sir, he probably made off when the alarm was given. Take no more trouble.
Alon. Nay, we’ll search the whole house.
Torr. What do you say to my Capacity now, cousin?
[Exeunt Alonso, Torribio, etc.
Clara. You see, Eugenia, in what your enterprises end. At the first crack, you faint and surrender. I have done all this to show you the difference between talking and doing. And now go; I have got the letter, and want to read it.
Eug. And so do I! but—
Clara. Go! I am mistress now. (Exit Eugenia.) May they not have written to me under cover of her name? let me see. (Reads.) ‘Let not him offend honour by the very means he takes to secure it; at least let his good intention excuse his ill seeming. Don Juan, more than ever enamoured of you, hangs about your doors; Don Pedro follows every step you take; they are both in my house; it is impossible but the secret must soon escape both, who must then refer their rivalry to the sword, and all to the scandal of your name. You can, by simply disowning both, secure their lives, your own reputation, and my peace of mind as their friend and host. Adieu!’
[Exit.
Clara and Mari Nuño.
Clara. It is so, indeed.
Mari. You know you can always rely on my old love to you. But indeed I cannot but wonder at your sister’s forwardness.
Clara. Yes; to think of two cavaliers after her at once! I look upon it as my duty to set all to right; to do this I must once more speak to him who warned me of it; and I want you to give him this letter—in her name, remember—this will bring him here to-night, and I shall undeceive him for ever. But hark! some one—
Torribio is about to enter.
Mari. ’Tis that wretch. Stay, sir, no man comes in here.
Torr. Away, troublesome duenna.
Mari. It’s not decent, I tell you.
Torr. An’t my cousin decent; and an’t I?
Clara. What is the matter?
Torr. This old woman won’t let me come in.
Clara. She is right, unless my father be with you.
Torr. Oh, I understand—
Clara. Well, since she who is in, and may grin, is not here, you have no business neither. For me, what grudge I have against you, be assured I can and will repay. Mari, remember.
[Exit.
Mari. Hark! some one at the door.
[Exit.
(Re-enter Mari Nuño with a letter.)
(Deals him a blow, and calls.)
Enter Eugenia, Clara, Alonso, Brigida, etc.
Alon. What is the matter now?
Mari. Don Torribio, sir, because I wouldn’t let him have my young lady’s letter, has laid violent hands on me.
Torr. I?
All. Don Torribio!
Torr. I tell you—
Alon. Indeed, nephew, your choleric jealousy carries you too far. A respectable female in my house!
Torr. I tell you that it is me who—
Alon. I know—enough—make not the matter worse by worse excuses. Give me the letter has been the cause of such unseemly conduct.
Eug. (aside). If it should be from one of them!
Clara (aside to Eugenia). Nothing I hope from your gallants.
Alon. (reads). ‘My dear nieces, this being the day of the Queen’s public entry, I have engaged a balcony, and will send my coach for you directly to come and see it with me.’ This, you see, nephew, is all your suspicions amount to! My cousin, Donna Violante, inviting my daughters to witness this august ceremony! If you still suspect; here, take it, and read it for yourself.
Torr. (after looking at the letter). I tell you what, uncle, if they wait till I’ve read it, they’ll not see the sight at all.
Alon. Why so?
Torr. Because I can’t read.
Alon. That this should be!
Torr. But that’s no matter neither. They can teach me before they go.
Alon. What, when it’s to-day? almost directly?
Torr. Can’t it be put off?
Alon. ’Tis useless saying more. Daughters, such a ceremony happens, perhaps, but once in a life; you must see it. On with your mantles, whether Don Torribio approve or not. I am lame, you see, and must keep at home; to hear about it all from you on your return.
Clara. At your pleasure, sir.
Eug. Shall I stay with you, sir, while Clara—
Alon. No, no. Both of you go.
Clara. (aside to Mari, while putting on her mantle). Remember the letter!
Mari. Trust to me.
Eug. (aside). I wonder if they will be there!
[Exeunt all but Torribio.
[Exit.
Felix and Hernando.
Hern. Not going to see the Entry, sir?
Fel. What use going to a festival if one has no spirits for it?
Hern. Humph, what makes you out of spirits?
Fel. Why should you ask?
Hern. Nay, then, you have already answer’d me. You are in love.
Fel. I scarce know whether you are right or wrong, Hernando. I have indeed seen a lady whose very beauty forbids all hope of my attaining it.
Hern. How so, sir?
Fel. She who has enslaved Don Juan and Don Pedro has fetter’d me, at last! I should care little for their rivalry, had not each made me keeper of his love, so that—Hark!
Mari Nuño (within). Don Felix!
Fel. Who is that?
Hern. Some one calling you.
Mari. (within). Señor Don Felix!
Fel. Well?
Mari. (within). From Donna Eugenia!
[A letter is thrown in at the window.
Fel. From Eugenia! (Reads.) ‘Grateful to you for your advice, I have already begun to follow it; but, in order to that, I must see you once again, this evening! Adieu!’ Here’s a dilemma! For if—
Hern. Don Juan!
Enter Juan.
As they are going out, enter Pedro.
[Exeunt wrangling.
Enter Torribio.
Torr. Oh, uncle!
Alon. Well, what now?
Torr. Oh, such a thing! I suspected it!
Alon. Well, tell me.
Torr. Such a thing!
Alon. Speak, man.
Torr. When we were searching the house for the man cousin Clara told us of—
Alon. Well?
Torr. Passing by cousin Eugenia’s room, I saw— I have not breath to say it!
Alon. Speak, sir.
Torr. Those men in the house—those dandies about the door—I know how they get in now—when I found in my cousin’s room—behind her very bed—
Alon. Don Torribio!
Torr. The very ladder they climb up by!
Alon. A ladder?
Torr. Ah, and a very strong one too, all of iron and cord.
Alon. If this were true—
Torr. Wait till I show it you, then.
[Exit.
Alon. Not in vain did Mari Nuño warn me of her dangerous disposition! If he have such a proof of her incontinence how will he marry her?
Re-enter Torribio with a fardingale.
Torr. There, uncle, there it is, hoops, and steps, and all!
Alon. This a ladder?
Torr. Ah, that, if it were all let out, would scale the tower of Babel, I believe.
Alon. I can scarce control my rage. Fool! this is a fardingale, not a ladder.
Torr. A what-ingale?
Alon. A fardingale, fool![10]
Torr. Why, that’s worse than the ladder!
Alon. You will fairly drive me out of my senses! Go, sir, directly, and put it back where you took it from, and for Heaven’s sake, no more of such folly!
[Exit.
Torr. Well—to think of this! and my cousin that looked so nice too!
Voices (within). Coach there! coach!
Enter Mari Nuño.
Mari. They are come back. I must get lights. Who’s this?
Torr. Nobody.
Mari. What are you doing with that fardingale; and where did you get it?
Torr. Nothing, and nowhere.
Mari. Come, give it me at once, lest I give you the fellow of the cuff I gave you before.
Torr. For fear of which, take that upon your wrinkled chaps. (Strikes her, and calls out.) Help! help! Murder! murder! Help!
Enter Alonso, Clara, Eugenia, etc. in mantles.
Alon. What now?
Torr. Mari Nuño there, only because I wished her good night, laid violent hands on me.
Mari. Oh the wretch! he wanted to make love to me—and worse—declaring he would none of any who used such a thing as this. (Showing fardingale.)
Alon. Let us hear no more of such folly. There is something else to-day to tell of. Well, (to his daughters,) you have seen this procession?
Eug. Ay, sir; the greatest sight, I believe, that Spain has seen since she was greatest of nations.
Alon. I, who could not go myself, am to see it, you know, in your recital.
Eug. As best we can, sir.
Clara (aside to Mari Nuño). Have you seen Don Felix?
Mari (aside). Enough, he will be here. But when?
Clara. When the story is done, and all weary are gone to bed.
Mari. Good.
[Exit; the rest sit down.
Alon. Well done, well done, both of you, in whose lively antiphony I have seen it all as well as if I had been there.
Torr. Well, for my part I neither wanted to see it nor hear of it.
Alon. No? why so, nephew?
Torr. Lord, I’ve seen twice as good as that down in my country many a time, all the boys and girls dancing, and the mayor, and the priest, and—
Alon. Peace, peace. Come, Brigida, light me to my room, I am sleepy.
Eug. And I; with sight-seeing, and sight-telling, I suppose. (Aside.) And with a heavy heart, alas!
[Exeunt Alonso, Eugenia, and Brigida.
Clara. Will not you to bed too, sir?
Torr. Not till I’ve had my supper, I promise you. Oh, I don’t care for all your sour looks, not I, nor your threats of revenge neither.
Clara. You don’t?
Torr. No, I defy you.
Clara. Not if I were to prove to you that she you slighted me for loves another?
Torr. Oh, cousin Clara!
Clara. Shall I prove it to you?
Torr. Oh, if my ancestors could hear this, what would they say?
Clara. I don’t know. But you may hear if you like what she says to your rival.
Torr. Ha!
Clara. Go into this balcony, and you will hear her talking to him in the street.
Torr. I knew! I guessed! the ladder!
(He goes into the balcony and she shuts him in.)
Clara. There cool yourself in the night till I let you out. And now to have you safe too. (Locks Eugenia’s door.) And now, all safe, for the first time in my life Love and I meet in fair field. Mari Nuño! (Enter Mari.) Where is the Cavalier?
Mari. Waiting in my chamber.
Clara. Bring him. You understand it is all for Eugenia’s good?
Mari. I understand.
[Exit, and returns with Felix.
Fel. I fly, madam, to your feet. (Kneels.)
Clara. Rise, sir, ’tis about your letter I sent to you.
Fel. Alas, madam, all is worse than ever!
Clara. What has happened?
Fel. Not only did my two friends fall out with each other, as I expected, but with me for the very good services I was doing them; insulted me till I could withhold my sword no longer; we went out to fight; were seen, pursued, and disperst by the alguazils. I returned home to await them, but as yet know nothing more of them.
Clara. Alas, sir, what do I not owe you for your care on my behalf?
Fel. More perhaps than you imagine.
Clara. Tell me all at least, that I may at least know my debt, if unable to repay it.
Fel. Alas, I dare not say what is said in not saying.
Clara. Said, and not said? I do not understand.
Fel. I, alas, too well!
Clara. Explain to me then, sir.
Fel. No, madam. If what I feel is so much on my friends’ account, it is still more for their sakes that I keep it unsaid.
Clara. Hark! what noise is that? Mari Nuño, what is the matter?
Enter Mari Nuño.
Mari. Oh, madam, some one is getting over the garden wall! Your father has heard the noise; and is got up with his sword.
Clara. If he should find you!
Fel. He need not. This balcony—
Clara. No, no!
Torribio (within). Thieves! Murder! Help! (He opens the balcony; Torribio falls forward on him, pushed in by Juan with his sword drawn.)
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Torr. Murder! Murder!
Juan (to Felix). Thou too here, traitor!
Fel. (drawing his sword). Who are these?
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} All at once. |
(Confusion, in which enter Alonso with drawn sword, Otañez, Brigida, etc.)
Alon. Two! Torribio, to my side!
Fel. Wait! wait! Let me explain.
Alon. Don Felix!
Fel. Listen to me, all of you, I say! I was sent for to prevent, not to do, mischief, by Donna Eugenia herself—
Enter Eugenia.
Eug. By me, sir!
Clara. Hold, hold, Eugenia!
Eug. I will not hold when my name is in question without my—Sent for by me, sir!
Fel. Not by you, madam; by Donna Eugenia, (pointing to Clara) to prevent—
Alon. and Eug. Clara!
Torr. Ah, ’twas she put me to freeze in the balcony, too.
Clara (to Felix). Sir, you come here to save another from peril. Leave me not in it.
Fel. I leave you, madam, who would lay down my life for you! and all the rather if you are not Donna Eugenia.
Alon. None but her father or her husband must do that.
Fel. Then let me claim to do it as the latter. (Kneels to Clara.)
Alon. But Clara?
Clara. Sir, I am ready to obey my father—and my husband.
Eug. And I, sir. And to prove my duty, let me marry my cousin at once, and retire with him to the mountains.
Torr. Marry me! No, indeed! No Capacities, and ladders, and—what-d’ye-call-’ems—for me. I’ll e’en go back as I came, with my ancestors safe in my saddle-bags, I will.
Juan (to Alonso). Permit me, sir. I am Don Juan de Mendoza; a name at least not unknown to you. I have loved your daughter long; and might have had perchance favourable acceptation from her mother long ago, had not you yourself been abroad at the time.
Alon. I now remember to have heard something of the kind. What say you, Eugenia?
This Comedy seems an Occasional Piece, to celebrate the marriage of Philip IV. with Anna Maria of Austria, and the pageants that Calderon himself was summoned to devise and manage. This marriage was in 1649; when Calderon, as old as the century, was in his prime; and I think the airy lightness of the dialogue, the play of character, the easy intrigue, and the happily introduced wedding rhapsodies, make it one of the most agreeable of his comedies.
As I purposely reduced the swell of Isabel’s speech in the last play, I must confess that the present version of these wedding pageants, though not unauthorised by the original, had perhaps better have been taken in a lighter tone to chime in with so much common dialogue. But they were done first, to see what could be made of them: and, as little dramatic interest is concerned, are left as they were; at least not the less like so much in Calderon, where love and loyalty are concerned; and to be excused by the reader as speeches spouted by boys on holiday occasions.
TAKEN FROM CALDERON’S
EL MAGICO PRODIGIOSO
| Aurelio | Viceroy of Antioch. |
| Lelio | his Son. |
| Fabio | a chief Officer in Antioch. |
| Floro | his Son. |
| Lisandro | an aged Christian. |
| Justina | his Daughter. |
| Livia | their Servant. |
| Cipriano | a Professor of Learning. |
| Eusebio | } his Scholars. |
| Julian | |
| Lucifer | the Evil Spirit. |
| Citizens, Soldiers, etc. | |
Enter Cipriano, Eusebio, and Julian, with books.
[Exeunt Eusebio and Julian.
Enter Lelio and Floro, as about to fight.
[Exeunt.
[Exit.
Enter Lisandro, Justina, and Livia.
(She leads out Lisandro, and returns.)
[Exit Livia.
[Exit.
[Exit.
[Exit.
[Exeunt.
(Clouds roll before the mountain, hiding Cipriano.)
(The clouds roll away, and discover Justina asleep in her chamber.)
Enter Livia.
[Exeunt.
Cipriano, in a magician’s dress, with wand, etc.
Enter slowly a veiled Figure of Justina.
The Figure (unveiling a skull and vanishing as it speaks).
(He catches up his wand.)
[Exeunt.
Aurelio, Fabio, Senators, etc., just risen from Council.
[Exit Fabio.
Re-enter Fabio with Lelio and Floro.
Enter Cipriano.
(He falls senseless to the ground.)
[Exeunt. Then Justina is brought in by soldiers, and left alone.
(Here the play may finish: but for any one who would follow Calderon to the end,—
Enter Fabio with Guard, who lead away Cipriano and Justina. Manent Eusebio, Julian, and Citizens.)
(The wall at the back falls in, and discovers a scaffold with Cipriano and Justina dead, and Lucifer above them.)
Húndese.
A DRAMA
TAKEN FROM
CALDERON’S “LA VIDA ES SUEÑO”
| Basilio | King of Poland. |
| Segismund | his Son. |
| Astolfo | his Nephew. |
| Estrella | his Niece. |
| Clotaldo | a General in Basilio’s Service. |
| Rosaura | a Muscovite Lady. |
| Fife | her Attendant. |
| Chamberlain, Lords in waiting, Officers, Soldiers, etc., in Basilio’s Service. | |
The Scene of the first and third Acts lies on the Polish frontier: of the second Act, in Warsaw.
Enter first from the topmost rock Rosaura, as from horse-back, in man’s attire; and, after her, Fife.[12]
[During this Segismund has entered from the fortress, with a torch.
Rosaura and Fife hide in the rocks; enter Clotaldo.
Enter Soldiers with black vizors and torches.
[Exeunt.
Enter on one side Astolfo, Duke of Muscovy, with his train; and, on the other, the Princess Estrella, with hers.
Trumpets, etc. Enter King Basilio with his Council.
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Estrella.
Astolfo.
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} (Kneeling) |
Oh, Royal Sir!—
God save your Majesty!—
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[Exeunt.
Enter King and Clotaldo, meeting a Lord in waiting.
[Exeunt King and Clotaldo.
[He rushes in. Music ceases.
[He covers his eyes for a while.
(He has seated himself on the throne. Enter Chamberlain, with lords in waiting.)
Enter suddenly Clotaldo.
(Seizing Clotaldo’s sword and about to strike him.)
Enter Rosaura suddenly.
(She retreats through the crowd.)
Enter Astolfo.
Enter Estrella with Ladies.
(He catches to embrace her.)
Enter King.
(He sits on the throne.)
(He pauses as the trumpet sounds as in Act I., and masked Soldiers gradually fill in behind the Throne.)
(He dashes toward the throne and is enclosed by the soldiers.)
[Exeunt.
Segismund, as at first, and Clotaldo.
[Exit into the tower.
[Exit.
[He hides.
Enter Soldiers cautiously up the rocks.
[They enter the tower, and thence bring out Segismund asleep on a pallet, and set in the middle of the stage.
(They all kneel round his bed: trumpets, drums, etc.)
(They all rise.)
(Shouts, trumpets, etc.)
Enter Rosaura.
(Clotaldo brought in.)
(A Battle may be supposed to take place; after which)
Enter Fife, running.
(Skirmishes, shouts, firing, etc. After some time enter King Basilio, Astolfo, and Clotaldo.)
Enter Segismund, Rosaura, Soldiers, etc.
[Exeunt.
[1] I will not answer for the accuracy of my version of this dilemma at Ombre: neither perhaps could Lazaro for his: which, together with the indifference (I presume) of all present readers on the subject, has made me indifferent about it. Cesar, I see, starts with almost the same fine hand Belinda had, who also was
as he was, but, unlike him, saved by that unseen king of hearts that
[2] The ambition for a coach, so frequently laughed at by Calderon, is said to be in full force now; not for the novelty of the invention, then, nor perhaps the dignity, so much as for the real comfort of easy and sheltered carriage in such a climate.
[3] This little song is from the Desdicha de la Voz.
[4] One cannot fail to be reminded of the multiplication of Falstaff’s men in buckram, not the only odd coincidence between the two poets. Lazaro’s solution of the difficulty seems to me quite worthy of Falstaff.
[5] Vicente’s flirtation with the two Criadas, and its upshot, is familiar to English play-goers in the comedy of ‘The Wonder.’
[7] The Biographie Universelle says it was Don Pedro of Castile about whose cognomen there was some difference of opinion; a defence of him being written in 1648 by Count de Roca, ambassador from Spain to Venice, entitled, ‘El Rey Don Pedro, llamado el Cruel, el Justiciero, y el Necessitado, defendido.’ It is he, I suppose, figures in the ‘Medico de su Honra.’ He flourished at the same time, however, with his namesake of Arragon.
[9] Don Lope de Figueroa, who figures also in the Amar despues de la Muerte, was (says Mr. Ticknor) ‘the commander under whom Cervantes served in Italy, and probably in Portugal, when he was in the Tercio de Flandes,—the Flanders Regiment,—one of the best bodies of troops in the armies of Philip II.,’ and the very one now advancing, with perhaps Cervantes in it, to Zalamea.
[10] ‘A hoop of whalebone, used to spread out the petticoat to a wide circumference;’—Johnson; who one almost wonders did not spread out into a wider circumference of definition about the ‘poore verdingales,’ that (according to Heywood)
The Spanish name is ‘guarda infanta,’ which puzzles Don Torribio, as to what his cousin had to do with infants. Our word was first (as Heywood writes) verdingale: which, as Johnson tells us, ‘much exercised the etymology of Skinner, who at last seems to determine that it is derived from vertu garde.’ This, however, Johnson thinks does not at all get to the bottom of the etymology, which may, he says, be found in Dutch. Perhaps the old French petenlair was of the same kindred.
[11] The Phenomena that follow, and are here supposed to be magic illusions created in Cipriano’s Eyes, are in the original represented by theatrical Machinery.
[12] As this version of Calderon’s drama is not for acting, a higher and wider mountain-scene than practicable may be imagined for Rosaura’s descent in the first Act and the soldiers ascent in the last. The bad watch kept by the sentinels who guarded their state-prisoner, together with much else (not all!) that defies sober sense in this wild drama, I must leave Calderon to answer for: whose audience were not critical of detail and probability, so long as a good story, with strong, rapid, and picturesque action and situation, was set before them.
[13] ‘Some report that they’—(panthers)—‘have one marke on the shoulders resembling the moone, growing and decreasing as she doth, sometimes showing a full compasse, and otherwhiles hollowed and pointed with tips like the hornes.’—Philemon Holland’s Pliny, b. viii. c. 17.
[14] Almander, or almandre, Chaucer’s word for almond-tree, Rom. Rose, 1363.
[15] In Calderon’s drama, the Soldier who liberates Segismund meets with even worse recompense than in the version below. I suppose some such saving clause against prosperous treason was necessary in the days of Philip IV., if not later.
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