MY LORD,
The wishes and desires of all good men, which
have attended your lordship from your first appearance
in the world, are at length accomplished, from
your obtaining those honours and dignities which
you have so long deserved. There are no factions,
though irreconcileable to one another, that are not
united in their affection to you, and the respect they
pay you. They are equally pleased in your prosperity,
and would be equally concerned in your afflictions.
Titus Vespasian was not more the delight of human
kind. The universal empire made him only more
known, and more powerful, but could not make him
more beloved. He had greater ability of doing good,
but your inclination to it is not less; and though you
could not extend your beneficence to so many persons,
yet you have lost as few days as that excellent
emperor; and never had his complaint to make when
you went to bed, that the sun had shone upon you
in vain, when you had the opportunity of relieving
some unhappy man. This, my lord, has justly acquired
you as many friends as there are persons who
have the honour to be known to you. Mere acquaintance
you have none; you have drawn them
all into a nearer line; and they who have conversed
with you are for ever after inviolably yours.
This is a truth so generally acknowledged, that it
needs no proof: it is of the nature of a first principle,
which is received as soon as it is proposed; and
needs not the reformation which Descartes used to
his; for we doubt not, neither can we properly say,
we think we admire and love you above all other
men; there is a certainty in the proposition, and
we know it. With the same assurance I can say,
you neither have enemies, nor can scarce have any;
for they who have never heard of you, can neither
love or hate you; and they who have, can have no
other notion of you, than that which they receive
from the public, that you are the best of men. After
this, my testimony can be of no farther use, than
to declare it to be day-light at high-noon; and all
who have the benefit of sight, can look up as well,
and see the sun.
It is true, I have one privilege which is almost
particular to myself, that I saw you in the east at
your first arising above the hemisphere: I was as
soon sensible as any man of that light, when it was
but just shooting out, and beginning to travel upwards
to the meridian. I made my early addresses
to your lordship, in my "Essay of Dramatic Poetry;"
and therein bespoke you to the world, wherein
I have the right of a first discoverer.[2] When I
was myself in the rudiments of my poetry, without
name or reputation in the world, having rather the
ambition of a writer, than the skill; when I was
drawing the outlines of an art, without any living
master to instruct me in it; an art which had been
better praised than studied here in England, wherein
Shakespeare, who created the stage among us, had
rather written happily, than knowingly and justly,
and Jonson, who, by studying Horace, had been
acquainted with the rules, yet seemed to envy to posterity
that knowledge, and, like an inventor of some
useful art, to make a monopoly of his learning;
when thus, as I may say, before the use of the load-stone,
or knowledge of the compass, I was sailing
in a vast ocean, without other help than the pole-star
of the ancients, and the rules of the French
stage amongst the moderns, which are extremely
different from ours, by reason of their opposite taste;
yet even then, I had the presumption to dedicate
to your lordship—a very unfinished piece, I must
confess, and which only can be excused by the little
experience of the author, and the modesty of
the title—"An Essay." Yet I was stronger in prophecy
than I was in criticism; I was inspired to
foretell you to mankind, as the restorer of poetry,
the greatest genius, the truest judge, and the best
patron.
Good sense and good nature are never separated,
though the ignorant world has thought otherwise.
Good nature, by which I mean beneficence and
candour, is the product of right reason; which of necessity
will give allowance to the failings of others,
by considering that there is nothing perfect in mankind;
and by distinguishing that which comes nearest
to excellency, though not absolutely free from
faults, will certainly produce a candour in the judge.
It is incident to an elevated understanding, like
your lordship's, to find out the errors of other men;
but it is your prerogative to pardon them; to look
with pleasure on those things, which are somewhat
congenial, and of a remote kindred to your own
conceptions; and to forgive the many failings of
those, who, with their wretched art, cannot arrive
to those heights that you possess, from a happy,
abundant, and native genius: which are as inborn
to you, as they were to Shakespeare; and, for aught
I know, to Homer; in either of whom we find all
arts and sciences, all moral and natural philosophy,
without knowing that they ever studied them.
There is not an English writer this day living,
who is not perfectly convinced, that your lordship
excels all others in all the several parts of poetry
which you have undertaken to adorn. The most
vain, and the most ambitious of our age, have not
dared to assume so much, as the competitors of
Themistocles: they have yielded the first place without
dispute; and have been arrogantly content to
be esteemed as second to your lordship; and even
that also, with a longo, sed proximi intervallo. If
there have been, or are any, who go farther in their
self-conceit, they must be very singular in their opinion;
they must be like the officer in a play, who
was called Captain, Lieutenant, and Company. The
world will easily conclude, whether such unattended
generals can ever be capable of making a revolution
in Parnassus.
I will not attempt, in this place, to say any thing
particular of your Lyric Poems, though they are the
delight and wonder of this age, and will be the envy
of the next.[3] The subject of this book confines
me to satire; and in that, an author of your own
quality, (whose ashes I will not disturb,) has given
you all the commendation which his self-sufficiency
could afford to any man: "The best good man, with
the worst-natured muse."[4] In that character, methinks,
I am reading Jonson's verses to the memory
of Shakespeare; an insolent, sparing, and invidious
panegyric: where good nature, the most godlike
commendation of a man, is only attributed to your
person, and denied to your writings; for they are
every where so full of candour, that, like Horace,
you only expose the follies of men, without arraigning
their vices; and in this excel him, that you add
that pointedness of thought, which is visibly wanting
in our great Roman. There is more of salt in
all your verses, than I have seen in any of the moderns,
or even of the ancients; but you have been
sparing of the gall, by which means you have pleased
all readers, and offended none. Donne alone, of
all our countrymen, had your talent; but was not
happy enough to arrive at your versification; and
were he translated into numbers, and English, he
would yet be wanting in the dignity of expression.
That which is the prime virtue, and chief ornament,
of Virgil, which distinguishes him from the rest of
writers, is so conspicuous in your verses, that it
casts a shadow on all your contemporaries; we cannot
be seen, or but obscurely, while you are present.
You equal Donne in the variety, multiplicity,
and choice of thoughts; you excel him in the
manner and the words. I read you both with the
same admiration, but not with the same delight. He
affects the metaphysics, not only in his satires, but
in his amorous verses, where nature only should
reign; and perplexes the minds of the fair sex with
nice speculations of philosophy, when he should engage
their hearts, and entertain them with the softnesses
of love. In this (if I may be pardoned for so
bold a truth) Mr Cowley has copied him to a fault;
so great a one, in my opinion, that it throws his
Mistress infinitely below his Pindarics, and his latter
compositions, which are undoubtedly the best of
his poems, and the most correct. For my own
part, I must avow it freely to the world, that I never
attempted any thing in satire, wherein I have
not studied your writings as the most perfect model.
I have continually laid them before me; and
the greatest commendation, which my own partiality
can give to my productions, is, that they are
copies, and no farther to be allowed, than as they
have something more or less of the original. Some
few touches of your lordship, some secret graces
which I have endeavoured to express after your
manner, have made whole poems of mine to pass
with approbation; but take your verses altogether,
and they are inimitable. If therefore I have not
written better, it is because you have not written
more. You have not set me sufficient copy to
transcribe; and I cannot add one letter of my own
invention, of which I have not the example there.
It is a general complaint against your lordship,
and I must have leave to upbraid you with it, that,
because you need not write, you will not. Mankind,
that wishes you so well in all things that relate
to your prosperity, have their intervals of wishing
for themselves, and are within a little of grudging
you the fulness of your fortune: they would
be more malicious if you used it not so well, and
with so much generosity.
Fame is in itself a real good, if we may believe
Cicero, who was perhaps too fond of it; but even
fame, as Virgil tells us, acquires strength by going
forward. Let Epicurus give indolency as an attribute
to his gods, and place in it the happiness of
the blest; the divinity which we worship has given
us not only a precept against it, but his own example
to the contrary. The world, my lord, would
be content to allow you a seventh day for rest; or
if you thought that hard upon you, we would not
refuse you half your time: if you came out, like
some great monarch, to take a town but once a
year, as it were for your diversion, though you had
no need to extend your territories. In short, if you
were a bad, or, which is worse, an indifferent poet,
we would thank you for our own quiet, and not expose
you to the want of yours. But when you are
so great and so successful, and when we have that
necessity of your writing, that we cannot subsist
entirely without it, any more (I may almost say)
than the world without the daily course of ordinary
providence, methinks this argument might prevail
with you, my lord, to forego a little of your repose
for the public benefit. It is not that you are under
any force of working daily miracles, to prove
your being; but now and then somewhat of extraordinary,
that is, any thing of your production, is
requisite to refresh your character.
This, I think, my lord, is a sufficient reproach to
you; and should I carry it as far as mankind would
authorise me, would be little less than satire. And,
indeed, a provocation is almost necessary, in behalf
of the world, that you might be induced sometimes
to write; and in relation to a multitude of scribblers,
who daily pester the world with their insufferable
stuff, that they might be discouraged from writing
any more. I complain not of their lampoons and
libels, though I have been the public mark for many
years. I am vindictive enough to have repelled
force by force, if I could imagine that any of them
had ever reached me; but they either shot at rovers,[5]
and therefore missed, or their powder was so
weak, that I might safely stand them, at the nearest
distance. I answered not the "Rehearsal," because
I knew the author sat to himself when he drew the
picture, and was the very Bayes of his own farce:
because also I knew, that my betters[6] were more
concerned than I was in that satire: and, lastly,
because Mr Smith and Mr Johnson, the main pillars
of it, were two such languishing gentlemen in their
conversation, that I could liken them to nothing
but to their own relations, those noble characters of
men of wit and pleasure about the town. The like
considerations have hindered me from dealing with
the lamentable companions of their prose and doggrel.
I am so far from defending my poetry against
them, that I will not so much as expose theirs.
And for my morals, if they are not proof against
their attacks, let me be thought by posterity, what
those authors would be thought, if any memory of
them, or of their writings, could endure so long as
to another age. But these dull makers of lampoons,
as harmless as they have been to me, are yet
of dangerous example to the public. Some witty
men may perhaps succeed to their designs, and,
mixing sense with malice, blast the reputation of
the most innocent amongst men, and the most virtuous
amongst women.
Heaven be praised, our common libellers are as
free from the imputation of wit as of morality;
and therefore whatever mischief they have designed,
they have performed but little of it. Yet these
ill writers, in all justice, ought themselves to be exposed;
as Persius has given us a fair example in his
first satire, which is levelled particularly at them;[7]
and none is so fit to correct their faults, as he who
is not only clear from any in his own writings, but
is also so just, that he will never defame the good;
and is armed with the power of verse, to punish
and make examples of the bad. But of this I shall
have occasion to speak further, when I come to
give the definition and character of true satires.
In the mean time, as a counsellor bred up in the
knowledge of the municipal and statute laws, may
honestly inform a just prince how far his prerogative
extends; so I may be allowed to tell your lordship,
who, by an undisputed title, are the king of
poets, what an extent of power you have, and how
lawfully you may exercise it, over the petulant
scribblers of this age. As lord chamberlain, I know,
you are absolute by your office, in all that belongs
to the decency and good manners of the stage.
You can banish from thence scurrility and profaneness,
and restrain the licentious insolence of
poets, and their actors, in all things that shock the
public quiet, or the reputation of private persons,
under the notion of humour. But I mean not the
authority, which is annexed to your office; I speak
of that only which is inborn and inherent to your person;
what is produced in you by an excellent wit,
a masterly and commanding genius over all writers:
whereby you are empowered, when you please, to
give the final decision of wit; to put your stamp
on all that ought to pass for current; and set a
brand of reprobation on clipped poetry, and false coin.
A shilling dipped in the Bath may go for gold amongst
the ignorant, but the sceptres on the guineas show
the difference.[8] That your lordship is formed by
nature for this supremacy, I could easily prove,
(were it not already granted by the world,) from
the distinguishing character of your writing: which
is so visible to me, that I never could be imposed
on to receive for yours, what was written by any
others; or to mistake your genuine poetry for their
spurious productions. I can farther add, with truth,
(though not without some vanity in saying it,) that
in the same paper, written by divers hands, whereof
your lordship's was only part, I could separate your
gold from their copper; and though I could not give
back to every author his own brass, (for there is not
the same rule for distinguishing betwixt bad and
bad, as betwixt ill and excellently good,) yet I never
failed of knowing what was yours, and what
was not; and was absolutely certain, that this, or
the other part, was positively yours, and could not
possibly be written by any other.
True it is, that some bad poems, though not all,
carry their owners' marks about them. There is
some peculiar awkwardness, false grammar, imperfect
sense, or, at the least, obscurity; some brand
or other on this buttock, or that ear, that it is notorious
who are the owners of the cattle, though they
should not sign it with their names. But your lordship,
on the contrary, is distinguished, not only by
the excellency of your thoughts, but by your style
and manner of expressing them. A painter, judging
of some admirable piece, may affirm, with certainty,
that it was of Holbein, or Vandyck; but
vulgar designs, and common draughts, are easily
mistaken, and misapplied. Thus, by my long study
of your lordship, I am arrived at the knowledge of
your particular manner. In the good poems of
other men, like those artists, I can only say, this is
like the draught of such a one, or like the colouring
of another. In short, I can only be sure, that
it is the hand of a good master; but in your performances,
it is scarcely possible for me to be deceived.
If you write in your strength, you stand
revealed at the first view; and should you write
under it, you cannot avoid some peculiar graces,
which only cost me a second consideration to discover
you: for I may say it, with all the severity
of truth, that every line of yours is precious. Your
lordship's only fault is, that you have not written
more; unless I could add another, and that yet
greater, but I fear for the public the accusation
would not be true,—that you have written, and out
of a vicious modesty will not publish.
Virgil has confined his works within the compass
of eighteen thousand lines, and has not treated
many subjects; yet he ever had, and ever will have,
the reputation of the best poet. Martial says of
him, that he could have excelled Varius in tragedy,
and Horace in lyric poetry, but out of deference to
his friends, he attempted neither.[9]
The same prevalence of genius is in your lordship,
but the world cannot pardon your concealing
it on the same consideration; because we have neither
a living Varius, nor a Horace, in whose excellencies,
both of poems, odes, and satires, you had
equalled them, if our language had not yielded to
the Roman majesty, and length of time had not added
a reverence to the works of Horace. For good
sense is the same in all or most ages; and course
of time rather improves nature, than impairs her.
What has been, may be again: another Homer, and
another Virgil, may possibly arise from those very
causes which produced the first; though it would
be impudence to affirm, that any such have yet appeared.
It is manifest, that some particular ages have
been more happy than others in the production of
great men, in all sorts of arts and sciences; as that
of Euripides, Sophocles, Aristophanes, and the rest,
for stage poetry amongst the Greeks; that of Augustus,
for heroic, lyric, dramatic, elegiac, and indeed
all sorts of poetry, in the persons of Virgil,
Horace, Varius, Ovid, and many others; especially
if we take into that century the latter end of the
commonwealth, wherein we find Varo, Lucretius,
and Catullus; and at the same time lived Cicero,
and Sallust, and Cæsar. A famous age in modern
times, for learning in every kind, was that of Lorenzo
de Medici, and his son Leo the Tenth; wherein
painting was revived, and poetry flourished, and
the Greek language was restored.
Examples in all these are obvious: but what I
would infer is this; that in such an age, it is possible
some great genius may arise, to equal any of the
ancients; abating only for the language. For great
contemporaries whet and cultivate each other; and
mutual borrowing, and commerce, makes the common
riches of learning, as it does of the civil government.
But suppose that Homer and Virgil were the only
of their species, and that nature was so much worn
out in producing them, that she is never able to
bear the like again, yet the example only holds in
heroic poetry: in tragedy and satire, I offer myself
to maintain against some of our modern critics, that
this age and the last, particularly in England, have
excelled the ancients in both those kinds; and I
would instance in Shakespeare of the former, of
your lordship in the latter sort.[10]
Thus I might safely confine myself to my native
country; but if I would only cross the seas, I might
find in France a living Horace and a Juvenal, in the
person of the admirable Boileau; whose numbers
are excellent, whose expressions are noble, whose
thoughts are just, whose language is pure, whose
satire is pointed, and whose sense is close; what he
borrows from the ancients, he repays with usury of
his own, in coin as good, and almost as universally
valuable: for, setting prejudice and partiality apart,
though he is our enemy, the stamp of a Louis, the
patron of all arts, is not much inferior to the medal
of an Augustus Cæsar. Let this be said without
entering into the interests of factions and parties,
and relating only to the bounty of that king to men
of learning and merit; a praise so just, that even
we, who are his enemies, cannot refuse it to him.
Now if it may be permitted me to go back again to
the consideration of epic poetry, I have confessed,
that no man hitherto has reached, or so much as approached,
to the excellencies of Homer, or of Virgil;
I must farther add, that Statius, the best versificator
next to Virgil, knew not how to design after
him, though he had the model in his eye; that
Lucan is wanting both in design and subject, and
is besides too full of heat and affectation; that
amongst the moderns, Ariosto neither designed justly,
nor observed any unity of action, or compass of
time, or moderation in the vastness of his draught:
his style is luxurious, without majesty or decency,
and his adventures without the compass of nature
and possibility. Tasso, whose design was regular,
and who observed the rules of unity in time and
place more closely than Virgil, yet was not so
happy in his action; he confesses himself to have
been too lyrical, that is, to have written beneath
the dignity of heroic verse, in his Episodes of Sophronia,
Erminia, and Armida. His story is not so
pleasing as Ariosto's; he is too flatulent sometimes,
and sometimes too dry; many times unequal, and
almost always forced; and, besides, is full of conceipts,
points of epigram, and witticisms; all which
are not only below the dignity of heroic verse, but
contrary to its nature: Virgil and Homer have not
one of them. And those who are guilty of so boyish
an ambition in so grave a subject, are so far from
being considered as heroic poets, that they ought
to be turned down from Homer to the Anthologia,
from Virgil to Martial and Owen's Epigrams, and
from Spenser to Flecno; that is, from the top to
the bottom of all poetry. But to return to Tasso:
he borrows from the invention of Boiardo, and in
his alteration of his poem, which is infinitely for the
worse, imitates Homer so very servilely, that (for
example) he gives the king of Jerusalem fifty sons,
only because Homer had bestowed the like number
on king Priam; he kills the youngest in the same
manner, and has provided his hero with a Patroclus,
under another name, only to bring him back
to the wars, when his friend was killed.[11] The French
have performed nothing in this kind which is not
far below those two Italians, and subject to a thousand
more reflections, without examining their St
Lewis, their Pucelle, or their Alarique.[12] The English
have only to boast of Spenser and Milton, who
neither of them wanted either genius or learning
to have been perfect poets, and yet both of them
are liable to many censures. For there is no uniformity
in the design of Spenser: he aims at the
accomplishment of no one action; he raises up a
hero for every one of his adventures; and endows
each of them with some particular moral virtue,
which renders them all equal, without subordination,
or preference. Every one is most valiant in
his own legend: only we must do him that justice
to observe, that magnanimity, which is the character
of Prince Arthur, shines throughout the whole
poem; and succours the rest, when they are in distress.
The original of every knight was then living
in the court of Queen Elizabeth; and he attributed
to each of them that virtue, which he thought was
most conspicuous in them; an ingenious piece of
flattery, though it turned not much to his account.
Had he lived to finish his poem, in the six remaining
legends, it had certainly been more of a piece;
but could not have been perfect, because the model
was not true. But Prince Arthur, or his chief patron
Sir Philip Sydney, whom he intended to make
happy by the marriage of his Gloriana, dying before
him, deprived the poet both of means and spirit
to accomplish his design.[13] For the rest, his obsolete
language,[14] and the ill choice of his stanza, are
faults but of the second magnitude; for, notwithstanding
the first, he is still intelligible, at least
after a little practice; and for the last, he is the
more to be admired, that, labouring under such a
difficulty, his verses are so numerous, so various,
and so harmonious, that only Virgil, whom he professedly
imitated, has surpassed him among the
Romans; and only Mr Waller among the English.
As for Mr Milton, whom we all admire with so
much justice, his subject is not that of an heroic
poem, properly so called. His design is the losing
of our happiness; his event is not prosperous, like
that of all other epic works; his heavenly machines
are many, and his human persons are but two. But I
will not take Mr Rymer's work out of his hands:
he has promised the world a critique on that author;[15]
wherein, though he will not allow his poem for
heroic, I hope he will grant us, that his thoughts
are elevated, his words sounding, and that no man
has so happily copied the manner of Homer, or so
copiously translated his Grecisms, and the Latin
elegancies of Virgil. It is true, he runs into a flat
of thought, sometimes for a hundred lines together,
but it is when he has got into a track of scripture.
His antiquated words were his choice, not his necessity;
for therein he imitated Spenser, as Spenser
did Chaucer. And though, perhaps, the love of
their masters may have transported both too far,
in the frequent use of them, yet, in my opinion,
obsolete words may then be laudably revived, when
either they are more sounding, or more significant,
than those in practice; and when their obscurity is
taken away, by joining other words to them, which
clear the sense; according to the rule of Horace,
for the admission of new words.[16] But in both
cases a moderation is to be observed in the use of
them: for unnecessary coinage, as well as unnecessary
revival, runs into affectation; a fault to be
avoided on either hand. Neither will I justify
Milton for his blank verse, though I may excuse
him, by the example of Hannibal Caro, and other
Italians, who have used it; for whatever causes he
alleges for the abolishing of rhyme, (which I have
not now the leisure to examine,) his own particular
reason is plainly this, that rhyme was not his talent;
he had neither the ease of doing it, nor the graces
of it; which is manifest in his "Juvenilia," or verses
written in his youth, where his rhyme is always
constrained and forced, and comes hardly from
him, at an age when the soul is most pliant, and the
passion of love makes almost every man a rhymer,
though not a poet.
By this time, my lord, I doubt not but that you
wonder, why I have run off from my bias so long
together, and made so tedious a digression from
satire to heroic poetry. But if you will not excuse
it, by the tattling quality of age, which, as Sir
William D'Avenant says, is always narrative, yet I
hope the usefulness of what I have to say on this
subject will qualify the remoteness of it; and this
is the last time I will commit the crime of prefaces,
or trouble the world with my notions of any thing
that relates to verse.[17] I have then, as you see, observed
the failings of many great wits amongst the
moderns, who have attempted to write an epic
poem. Besides these, or the like animadversions of
them by other men, there is yet a farther reason
given, why they cannot possibly succeed so well
as the ancients, even though we could allow them
not to be inferior, either in genius or learning, or
the tongue in which they write, or all those other
wonderful qualifications which are necessary to the
forming of a true accomplished heroic poet. The
fault is laid on our religion; they say, that Christianity
is not capable of those embellishments
which are afforded in the belief of those ancient
heathens.
And it is true, that, in the severe notions of our
faith, the fortitude of a Christian consists in patience,
and suffering, for the love of God, whatever
hardships can befall in the world; not in any great
attempts, or in performance of those enterprizes
which the poets call heroic, and which are commonly
the effects of interest, ostentation, pride,
and worldly honour: that humility and resignation
are our prime virtues; and that these include
no action, but that of the soul; when as, on the
contrary, an heroic poem requires to its necessary
design, and as its last perfection, some great action
of war, the accomplishment of some extraordinary
undertaking; which requires the strength and vigour
of the body, the duty of a soldier, the capacity
and prudence of a general, and, in short, as much,
or more, of the active virtue, than the suffering.
But to this the answer is very obvious. God has
placed us in our several stations; the virtues of a
private Christian are patience, obedience, submission,
and the like; but those of a magistrate, or
general, or a king, are prudence, counsel, active
fortitude, coercive power, awful command, and the
exercise of magnanimity, as well as justice. So
that this objection hinders not, but that an epic
poem, or the heroic action of some great commander,
enterprized for the common good, and honour
of the Christian cause, and executed happily, may
be as well written now, as it was of old by the
heathens; provided the poet be endued with the
same talents; and the language, though not of
equal dignity, yet as near approaching to it, as our
modern barbarism will allow; which is all that can
be expected from our own, or any other now extant,
though more refined; and therefore we are to
rest contented with that only inferiority, which is
not possibly to be remedied.
I wish I could as easily remove that other difficulty
which yet remains. It is objected by a great French
critic, as well as an admirable poet, yet living, and
whom I have mentioned with that honour which
his merit exacts from me, I mean Boileau, that
the machines of our Christian religion, in heroic
poetry, are much more feeble to support that weight
than those of heathenism. Their doctrine, grounded
as it was on ridiculous fables, was yet the belief
of the two victorious monarchies, the Grecian and
Roman. Their gods did not only interest themselves
in the event of wars, (which is the effect of a
superior providence,) but also espoused the several
parties, in a visible corporeal descent, managed their
intrigues, and fought their battles sometimes in opposition
to each other: though Virgil (more discreet
than Homer in that last particular) has contented
himself with the partiality of his deities,
their favours, their counsels or commands, to those
whose cause they had espoused, without bringing
them to the outrageousness of blows. Now, our
religion (says he) is deprived of the greatest part of
those machines; at least the most shining in epic
poetry. Though St Michael, in Ariosto, seeks out
Discord, to send her among the Pagans, and finds
her in a convent of friars, where peace should reign,
which indeed is fine satire; and Satan, in Tasso, excites
Solyman to an attempt by night on the Christian
camp, and brings an host of devils to his assistance;
yet the archangel, in the former example,
when Discord was restive, and would not be drawn
from her beloved monastery with fair words, has
the whip-hand of her, drags her out with many
stripes, sets her, on God's name, about her business,
and makes her know the difference of strength betwixt
a nuncio of heaven, and a minister of hell.
The same angel, in the latter instance from Tasso,
(as if God had never another messenger belonging
to the court, but was confined like Jupiter to Mercury,
and Juno to Iris,) when he sees his time, that
is, when half of the Christians are already killed,
and all the rest are in a fair way to be routed,
stickles betwixt the remainders of God's host, and
the race of fiends; pulls the devils backward by
the tails, and drives them from their quarry; or
otherwise the whole business had miscarried, and
Jerusalem remained untaken. This, says Boileau,
is a very unequal match for the poor devils, who
are sure to come by the worst of it in the combat;
for nothing is more easy, than for an Almighty
Power to bring his old rebels to reason, when he
pleases. Consequently, what pleasure, what entertainment,
can be raised from so pitiful a machine,
where we see the success of the battle from the
very beginning of it; unless that, as we are Christians,
we are glad that we have gotten God on our
side, to maul our enemies, when we cannot do the
work ourselves? For, if the poet had given the
faithful more courage, which had cost him nothing,
or at least have made them exceed the Turks in
number, he might have gained the victory for
us Christians, without interesting heaven in the
quarrel, and that with as much ease, and as little
credit to the conqueror, as when a party of a
hundred soldiers defeats another which consists
only of fifty.
This, my lord, I confess, is such an argument
against our modern poetry, as cannot be answered
by those mediums which have been used. We
cannot hitherto boast, that our religion has furnished
us with any such machines, as have made
the strength and beauty of the ancient buildings.
But what if I venture to advance an invention of
my own, to supply the manifest defect of our new
writers? I am sufficiently sensible of my weakness;
and it is not very probable that I should succeed in
such a project, whereof I have not had the least
hint from any of my predecessors, the poets, or any
of their seconds and coadjutors, the critics. Yet
we see the art of war is improved in sieges, and
new instruments of death are invented daily;
something new in philosophy, and the mechanics,
is discovered almost every year; and the science of
former ages is improved by the succeeding. I will
not detain you with a long preamble to that, which
better judges will, perhaps, conclude to be little
worth.
It is this, in short—that Christian poets have not
hitherto been acquainted with their own strength.
If they had searched the Old Testament as they
ought, they might there have found the machines
which are proper for their work; and those more
certain in their effect, than it may be the New Testament
is, in the rules sufficient for salvation. The
perusing of one chapter in the prophecy of Daniel,
and accommodating what there they find with the
principles of Platonic philosophy, as it is now christianized,
would have made the ministry of angels as
strong an engine, for the working up heroic poetry,
in our religion, as that of the ancients has been to
raise theirs by all the fables of their gods, which
were only received for truths by the most ignorant
and weakest of the people.[18]
It is a doctrine almost universally received by
Christians, as well Protestants as Catholics, that
there are guardian angels, appointed by God Almighty,
as his vicegerents, for the protection and
government of cities, provinces, kingdoms, and monarchies;
and those as well of heathens, as of true
believers. All this is so plainly proved from those
texts of Daniel, that it admits of no farther controversy.
The prince of the Persians, and that other
of the Grecians, are granted to be the guardians
and protecting ministers of those empires. It cannot
be denied, that they were opposite, and resisted
one another. St Michael is mentioned by his name
as the patron of the Jews,[19] and is now taken by the
Christians, as the protector-general of our religion.
These tutelar genii, who presided over the several
people and regions committed to their charge, were
watchful over them for good, as far as their commissions
could possibly extend. The general purpose,
and design of all, was certainly the service of
their Great Creator. But it is an undoubted truth,
that, for ends best known to the Almighty Majesty
of heaven, his providential designs for the benefit
of his creatures, for the debasing and punishing of
some nations, and the exaltation and temporal reward
of others, were not wholly known to these his
ministers; else why those factious quarrels, controversies,
and battles amongst themselves, when they
were all united in the same design, the service and
honour of their common master? But being instructed
only in the general, and zealous of the
main design; and, as finite beings, not admitted into
the secrets of government, the last resorts of providence,
or capable of discovering the final purposes
of God, who can work good out of evil as he
pleases, and irresistibly sways all manner of events
on earth, directing them finally for the best, to his
creation in general, and to the ultimate end of his
own glory in particular; they must, of necessity, be
sometimes ignorant of the means conducing to those
ends, in which alone they can jar and oppose each
other. One angel, as we may suppose—the Prince
of Persia, as he is called, judging, that it would be
more for God's honour, and the benefit of his people,
that the Median and Persian monarchy, which delivered
them from the Babylonish captivity, should
still be uppermost; and the patron of the Grecians,
to whom the will of God might be more particularly
revealed, contending, on the other side, for the
rise of Alexander and his successors, who were appointed
to punish the backsliding Jews, and thereby
to put them in mind of their offences, that they
might repent, and become more virtuous, and more
observant of the law revealed. But how far these
controversies, and appearing enmities, of those glorious
creatures may be carried; how these oppositions
may be best managed, and by what means conducted,
is not my business to show or determine;
these things must be left to the invention and judgement
of the poet: if any of so happy a genius be
now living, or any future age can produce a man,
who, being conversant in the philosophy of Plato,
as it is now accommodated to Christian use, (for,
as Virgil gives us to understand by his example,
that is the only proper, of all others, for an epic
poem,) who, to his natural endowments, of a large
invention, a ripe judgment, and a strong memory,
has joined the knowledge of the liberal arts and
sciences, and particularly moral philosophy, the mathematics,
geography, and history, and with all
these qualifications is born a poet; knows, and can
practise the variety of numbers, and is master of the
language in which he writes;—if such a man, I say,
be now arisen, or shall arise, I am vain enough to
think, that I have proposed a model to him, by
which he may build a nobler, a more beautiful, and
more perfect poem, than any yet extant since the
ancients.
There is another part of these machines yet wanting;
but, by what I have said, it would have been
easily supplied by a judicious writer. He could not
have failed to add the opposition of ill spirits to the
good; they have also their design, ever opposite to
that of heaven; and this alone has hitherto been
the practice of the moderns: but this imperfect
system, if I may call it such, which I have given,
will infinitely advance and carry farther that hypothesis
of the evil spirits contending with the good.
For, being so much weaker, since their fall, than
those blessed beings, they are yet supposed to have
a permitted power from God of acting ill, as, from
their own depraved nature, they have always the
will of designing it. A great testimony of which
we find in holy writ, when God Almighty suffered
Satan to appear in the holy synod of the angels, (a
thing not hitherto drawn into example by any of
the poets,) and also gave him power over all things
belonging to his servant Job, excepting only life.
Now, what these wicked spirits cannot compass,
by the vast disproportion of their forces to those of
the superior beings, they may, by their fraud and
cunning, carry farther, in a seeming league, confederacy,
or subserviency to the designs of some good
angel, as far as consists with his purity to suffer
such an aid, the end of which may possibly be disguised,
and concealed from his finite knowledge.
This is, indeed, to suppose a great error in such a
being: yet since a devil can appear like an angel of
light; since craft and malice may sometimes blind,
for a while, a more perfect understanding; and,
lastly, since Milton has given us an example of the
like nature, when Satan, appearing like a cherub to
Uriel, the intelligence of the sun, circumvented him
even in his own province, and passed only for a curious
traveller through those new-created regions,
that he might observe therein the workmanship of
God, and praise him in his works,—I know not
why, upon the same supposition, or some other, a
fiend may not deceive a creature of more excellency
than himself, but yet a creature; at least, by the
connivance, or tacit permission, of the Omniscient
Being.
Thus, my lord, I have, as briefly as I could, given
your lordship, and by you the world, a rude draught
of what I have been long labouring in my imagination,
and what I had intended to have put in practice,
(though far unable for the attempt of such a
poem,) and to have left the stage, (to which my genius
never much inclined me,) for a work which
would have taken up my life in the performance of
it. This, too, I had intended chiefly for the honour
of my native country, to which a poet is particularly
obliged. Of two subjects, both relating to it, I
was doubtful whether I should choose that of King
Arthur conquering the Saxons, which, being farther
distant in time, gives the greater scope to my
invention; or that of Edward, the Black Prince,
in subduing Spain, and restoring it to the lawful
prince, though a great tyrant, Don Pedro the Cruel:
which, for the compass of time, including only the
expedition of one year; for the greatness of the action,
and its answerable event; for the magnanimity
of the English hero, opposed to the ingratitude of
the person whom he restored; and for the many
beautiful episodes, which I had interwoven with
the principal design, together with the characters
of the chiefest English persons; (wherein, after Virgil
and Spenser, I would have taken occasion to represent
my living friends and patrons of the noblest
families, and also shadowed the events of future
ages, in the succession of our imperial line,)—with
these helps, and those of the machines, which I
have mentioned, I might perhaps have done as well
as some of my predecessors, or at least chalked
out a way for others to amend my errors in a like
design; but being encouraged only with fair words
by King Charles II., my little salary ill paid, and
no prospect of a future subsistence, I was then discouraged
in the beginning of my attempt; and now
age has overtaken me, and want, a more insufferable
evil, through the change of the times, has wholly
disenabled me. Though I must ever acknowledge,
to the honour of your lordship, and the eternal memory
of your charity, that, since this revolution,
wherein I have patiently suffered the ruin of my
small fortune, and the loss of that poor subsistence
which I had from two kings, whom I had served
more faithfully than profitably to myself,—then your
lordship was pleased, out of no other motive but
your own nobleness, without any desert of mine, or
the least solicitation from me, to make me a most
bountiful present, which, at that time, when I was
most in want of it, came most seasonably and unexpectedly
to my relief. That favour, my lord, is
of itself sufficient to bind any grateful man to a
perpetual acknowledgment, and to all the future
service, which one of my mean condition can ever
be able to perform. May the Almighty God return
it for me, both in blessing you here, and rewarding
you hereafter! I must not presume to defend the
cause for which I now suffer, because your lordship
is engaged against it; but the more you are so, the
greater is my obligation to you, for your laying
aside all the considerations of factions and parties,
to do an action of pure disinterested charity. This
is one amongst many of your shining qualities,
which distinguish you from others of your rank.
But let me add a farther truth, that, without these
ties of gratitude, and abstracting from them all, I
have a most particular inclination to honour you;
and, if it were not too bold an expression, to say, I
love you. It is no shame to be a poet, though it is
to be a bad one. Augustus Cæsar of old, and Cardinal
Richlieu of late, would willingly have been
such; and David and Solomon were such. You
who, without flattery, are the best of the present
age in England, and would have been so, had you
been born in any other country, will receive more
honour in future ages, by that one excellency, than
by all those honours to which your birth has entitled
you, or your merits have acquired you.
Ne, fortè, pudori
Sit tibi Musa lyræ solers, et cantor Apollo.
I have formerly said in this epistle, that I could distinguish
your writings from those of any others; it
is now time to clear myself from any imputation of
self-conceit on that subject. I assume not to myself
any particular lights in this discovery; they are
such only as are obvious to every man of sense and
judgment, who loves poetry, and understands it.
Your thoughts are always so remote from the common
way of thinking, that they are, as I may say,
of another species, than the conceptions of other
poets; yet you go not out of nature for any of
them. Gold is never bred upon the surface of the
ground, but lies so hidden, and so deep, that the
mines of it are seldom found; but the force of waters
casts it out from the bowels of mountains, and
exposes it amongst the sands of rivers; giving us
of her bounty, what we could not hope for by our
search. This success attends your lordship's thoughts,
which would look like chance, if it were not perpetual,
and always of the same tenor. If I grant that
there is care in it, it is such a care as would be
ineffectual and fruitless in other men. It is the
curiosa felicitas which Petronius ascribes to Horace
in his Odes. We have not wherewithal to imagine
so strongly, so justly, and so pleasantly; in short,
if we have the same knowledge, we cannot draw
out of it the same quintessence; we cannot give it
such a turn, such a propriety, and such a beauty;
something is deficient in the manner, or the words,
but more in the nobleness of our conception. Yet
when you have finished all, and it appears in its full
lustre, when the diamond is not only found, but the
roughness smoothed, when it is cut into a form,
and set in gold, then we cannot but acknowledge,
that it is the perfect work of art and nature; and
every one will be so vain, to think he himself could
have performed the like, until he attempts it. It is
just the description that Horace makes of such a finished
piece: it appears so easy,
——Ut sibi quivis
Speret idem, sudet multum, frustraque laboret,
Ausus idem.
And, besides all this, it is your lordship's particular
talent to lay your thoughts so close together, that,
were they closer, they would be crowded, and even
a due connection would be wanting. We are not
kept in expectation of two good lines, which are to
come after a long parenthesis of twenty bad; which
is the April poetry of other writers, a mixture of
rain and sunshine by fits: you are always bright,
even almost to a fault, by reason of the excess.
There is continual abundance, a magazine of thought,
and yet a perpetual variety of entertainment; which
creates such an appetite in your reader, that he is not
cloyed with any thing, but satisfied with all. It is
that which the Romans call, cæna dubia; where
there is such plenty, yet withal so much diversity,
and so good order, that the choice is difficult betwixt
one excellency and another; and yet the conclusion,
by a due climax, is evermore the best; that
is, as a conclusion ought to be, ever the most proper
for its place. See, my lord, whether I have not
studied your lordship with some application; and,
since you are so modest that you will not be judge
and party, I appeal to the whole world, if I have
not drawn your picture to a great degree of likeness,
though it is but in miniature, and that some of the
best features are yet wanting. Yet what I have
done is enough to distinguish you from any other,
which is the proposition that I took upon me to demonstrate.
And now, my lord, to apply what I have said to
my present business. The Satires of Juvenal and
Persius appearing in this new English dress, cannot
so properly be inscribed to any man as to your lordship,
who are the first of the age in that way of
writing. Your lordship, amongst many other favours,
has given me your permission for this address; and
you have particularly encouraged me by your perusal
and approbation of the Sixth and Tenth Satires
of Juvenal, as I have translated them. My fellow-labourers
have likewise commissioned me, to perform,
in their behalf, this office of a dedication to you;
and will acknowledge, with all possible respect and
gratitude, your acceptance of their work. Some of
them have the honour to be known to your lordship
already; and they who have not yet that happiness,
desire it now. Be pleased to receive our common
endeavours with your wonted candour, without entitling
you to the protection of our common failings
in so difficult an undertaking. And allow me your
patience, if it be not already tired with this long
epistle, to give you, from the best authors, the origin,
the antiquity, the growth, the change, and the
completement of satire among the Romans; to describe,
if not define, the nature of that poem, with
its several qualifications and virtues, together with
the several sorts of it; to compare the excellencies
of Horace, Persius, and Juvenal, and show the particular
manners of their satires; and, lastly, to give
an account of this new way of version, which is attempted
in our performance: all which, according
to the weakness of my ability, and the best lights
which I can get from others, shall be the subject of
my following discourse.
The most perfect work of poetry, says our master
Aristotle, is tragedy. His reason is, because it is the
most united; being more severely confined within
the rules of action, time, and place. The action is entire,
of a piece, and one, without episodes; the time
limited to a natural day; and the place circumscribed
at least within the compass of one town, or city.
Being exactly proportioned thus, and uniform in all
its parts, the mind is more capable of comprehending
the whole beauty of it without distraction.
But, after all these advantages, an heroic poem is
certainly the greatest work of human nature. The
beauties and perfections of the other are but mechanical;
those of the epic are more noble: though
Homer has limited his place to Troy, and the fields
about it; his actions to forty-eight natural days,
whereof twelve are holidays, or cessation from business,
during the funeral of Patroclus.—To proceed;
the action of the epic is greater; the extention
of time enlarges the pleasure of the reader, and
the episodes give it more ornament, and more
variety. The instruction is equal; but the first is
only instructive, the latter forms a hero, and a
prince.
If it signifies any thing which of them is of the
more ancient family, the best and most absolute heroic
poem was written by Homer long before tragedy
was invented. But if we consider the natural
endowments, and acquired parts, which are necessary
to make an accomplished writer in either kind,
tragedy requires a less and more confined knowledge;
moderate learning, and observation of the
rules, is sufficient, if a genius be not wanting. But
in an epic poet, one who is worthy of that name,
besides an universal genius, is required universal
learning, together with all those qualities and acquisitions
which I have named above, and as many
more as I have, through haste or negligence, omitted.
And, after all, he must have exactly studied
Homer and Virgil, as his patterns; Aristotle and Horace,
as his guides; and Vida and Bossu, as their
commentators; with many others, both Italian and
French critics, which I want leisure here to recommend.
In a word, what I have to say in relation to this
subject, which does not particularly concern satire,
is, that the greatness of an heroic poem, beyond
that of a tragedy, may easily be discovered, by observing
how few have attempted that work in comparison
to those who have written dramas; and, of
those few, how small a number have succeeded.
But leaving the critics, on either side, to contend
about the preference due to this or that sort of poetry,
I will hasten to my present business, which is
the antiquity and origin of satire, according to those
informations which I have received from the learned
Casaubon, Heinsius, Rigaltius, Dacier, and the
Dauphin's Juvenal; to which I shall add some observations
of my own.
There has been a long dispute among the modern
critics, whether the Romans derived their satire
from the Grecians, or first invented it themselves.
Julius Scaliger, and Heinsius, are of the first opinion;
Casaubon, Rigaltius, Dacier, and the publisher
of the Dauphin's Juvenal, maintain the latter.
If we take satire in the general signification of the
word, as it is used in all modern languages, for an
invective, it is certain that it is almost as old as
verse; and though hymns, which are praises of God,
may be allowed to have been before it, yet the defamation
of others was not long after it. After God
had cursed Adam and Eve in Paradise, the husband
and wife excused themselves, by laying the blame
on one another; and gave a beginning to those
conjugal dialogues in prose, which the poets have
perfected in verse. The third chapter of Job is one
of the first instances of this poem in holy scripture;
unless we will take it higher, from the latter end of
the second, where his wife advises him to curse his
Maker.
This original, I confess, is not much to the honour
of satire; but here it was nature, and that depraved:
when it became an art, it bore better fruit.
Only we have learnt thus much already, that scoffs
and revilings are of the growth of all nations: and,
consequently, that neither the Greek poets borrowed
from other people their art of railing, neither
needed the Romans to take it from them. But, considering
satire as a species of poetry, here the war
begins amongst the critics. Scaliger, the father,
will have it descend from Greece to Rome; and derives
the word satire from Satyrus, that mixed kind of
animal, or, as the ancients thought him, rural god,
made up betwixt a man and a goat; with a human
head, hooked nose, pouting lips, a bunch, or struma,
under the chin, pricked ears, and upright horns;
the body shagged with hair, especially from the
waist, and ending in a goat, with the legs and feet
of that creature. But Casaubon, and his followers,
with reason, condemn this derivation; and prove,
that from Satyrus, the word satira, as it signifies a
poem, cannot possibly descend. For satira is not
properly a substantive, but an adjective; to which
the word lanx (in English, a charger, or large platter)
is understood; so that the Greek poem, made
according to the manners of a Satyr, and expressing
his qualities, must properly be called satyrical, and
not satire. And thus far it is allowed that the Grecians
had such poems; but that they were wholly
different in species from that to which the Romans
gave the name of satire.
Aristotle divides all poetry, in relation to the progress
of it, into nature without art, art begun, and
art completed. Mankind, even the most barbarous,
have the seeds of poetry implanted in them. The
first specimen of it was certainly shown in the
praises of the Deity, and prayers to him; and as
they are of natural obligation, so they are likewise
of divine institution: which Milton observing, introduces
Adam and Eve every morning adoring God
in hymns and prayers. The first poetry was thus
begun, in the wild notes of natural poetry, before
the invention of feet, and measures. The Grecians
and Romans had no other original of their poetry.
Festivals and holidays soon succeeded to private
worship, and we need not doubt but they were enjoined
by the true God to his own people, as they
were afterwards imitated by the heathens; who, by
the light of reason, knew they were to invoke some
superior Being in their necessities, and to thank him
for his benefits. Thus, the Grecian holidays were
celebrated with offerings to Bacchus, and Ceres, and
other deities, to whose bounty they supposed they
were owing for their corn and wine, and other helps
of life; and the ancient Romans, as Horace tells us,
paid their thanks to mother Earth, or Vesta, to Silvanus,
and their Genius, in the same manner. But
as all festivals have a double reason of their institution,
the first of religion, the other of recreation, for
the unbending of our minds, so both the Grecians
and Romans agreed, after their sacrifices were performed,
to spend the remainder of the day in sports
and merriments; amongst which, songs and dances,
and that which they called wit, (for want of knowing
better,) were the chiefest entertainments. The
Grecians had a notion of Satyrs, whom I have already
described; and taking them, and the Sileni,
that is, the young Satyrs and the old, for the tutors,
attendants, and humble companions of their Bacchus,
habited themselves like those rural deities, and
imitated them in their rustic dances, to which they
joined songs, with some sort of rude harmony, but
without certain numbers; and to these they added
a kind of chorus.
The Romans, also, (as nature is the same in all
places,) though they knew nothing of those Grecian
demi-gods, nor had any communication with Greece,
yet had certain young men, who, at their festivals,
danced and sung, after their uncouth manner, to a
certain kind of verse, which they called Saturnian.
What it was, we have no certain light from antiquity
to discover; but we may conclude, that, like
the Grecian, it was void of art, or, at least, with
very feeble beginnings of it. Those ancient Romans,
at these holidays, which were a mixture of
devotion and debauchery, had a custom of reproaching
each other with their faults, in a sort of extempore
poetry, or rather of tunable hobbling verse; and
they answered in the same kind of gross raillery;
their wit and their music being of a piece. The
Grecians, says Casaubon, had formerly done the
same, in the persons of their petulant Satyrs. But I
am afraid he mistakes the matter, and confounds
the singing and dancing of the Satyrs, with the rustical
entertainments of the first Romans. The reason
of my opinion is this; that Casaubon, finding
little light from antiquity of these beginnings of
poetry amongst the Grecians, but only these representations
of Satyrs, who carried canisters and cornucopias
full of several fruits in their hands, and
danced with them at their public feasts; and afterwards
reading Horace, who makes mention of his
homely Romans jesting at one another in the same
kind of solemnities, might suppose those wanton
Satyrs did the same; and especially because Horace
possibly might seem to him, to have shown the original
of all poetry in general, including the Grecians
as well as Romans; though it is plainly otherwise,
that he only described the beginning, and
first rudiments, of poetry in his own country. The
verses are these, which he cites from the First Epistle
of the Second Book, which was written to Augustus:
Agricolæ prisci, fortes, parvoque beati,
Condita post frumenta, levantes tempore festo
Corpus, et ipsum animum spe finis dura ferentem,
Cum sociis operum, et pueris, et conjuge fidâ,
Tellurem porco, Silvanum lacte piabant;
Floribus et vino Genium memorem brevis ævi.
Fescennina per hunc inventa licentia morem
Versibus alternis opprobria rustica fudit.
Our brawny clowns, of old, who turned the soil,
Content with little, and inured to toil,
At harvest-home, with mirth and country cheer,
Restored their bodies for another year;
Refreshed their spirits, and renewed their hope
Of such a future feast, and future crop.
Then, with their fellow-joggers of the ploughs,
Their little children, and their faithful spouse,
A sow they slew to Vesta's deity,
And kindly milk, Silvanus, poured to thee;
With flowers, and wine, their Genius they adored;
A short life, and a merry, was the word.
From flowing cups, defaming rhymes ensue,
And at each other homely taunts they threw.
Yet since it is a hard conjecture, that so great a
man as Casaubon should misapply what Horace
writ concerning ancient Rome, to the ceremonies
and manners of ancient Greece, I will not insist on
this opinion; but rather judge in general, that since
all poetry had its original from religion, that of
the Grecians and Rome had the same beginning.
Both were invented at festivals of thanksgiving,
and both were prosecuted with mirth and raillery,
and rudiments of verses: amongst the Greeks, by
those who represented Satyrs; and amongst the Romans,
by real clowns.
For, indeed, when I am reading Casaubon on
these two subjects, methinks I hear the same story
told twice over with very little alteration. Of which
Dacier taking notice, in his interpretation of the
Latin verses which I have translated, says plainly,
that the beginning of poetry was the same, with a
small variety, in both countries; and that the mother
of it, in all nations, was devotion. But, what
is yet more wonderful, that most learned critic takes
notice also, in his illustrations on the First Epistle of
the Second Book, that as the poetry of the Romans,
and that of the Grecians, had the same beginning,
(at feasts and thanksgiving, as it has been observed,)
and the old comedy of the Greeks, which was invective,
and the satire of the Romans, which was of
the same nature, were begun on the very same occasion,
so the fortune of both, in process of time,
was just the same; the old comedy of the Grecians
was forbidden, for its too much licence in exposing
of particular persons; and the rude satire of the
Romans was also punished by a law of the Decemviri,
as Horace tells us, in these words:
Libertasque recurrentes accepta per annos
Lusit amabiliter; donec jam sævus apertam
In rabiem verti cœpit jocus, et per honestas
Ire domos impune minax: doluere cruento
Dente lacessiti; fuit intactis quoque cura
Conditione super communi: quinetiam lex,
Pœnaque lata, malo quæ nollet carmine quenquam
Describi: vertere modum, formidine fustis
Ad benedicendum delectandumque redacti.
The law of the Decemviri was this: Siquis occentassit
malum carmen, sive condidisit, quod infamiam faxit,
flagitiumve alteri, capital esto.—A strange likeness,
and barely possible; but the critics being all of the
same opinion, it becomes me to be silent, and to
submit to better judgments than my own.
But, to return to the Grecians, from whose satiric
dramas the elder Scaliger and Heinsius will have
the Roman satire to proceed, I am to take a view
of them first, and see if there be any such descent
from them as those authors have pretended.
Thespis, or whoever he were that invented tragedy,
(for authors differ,) mingled with them a chorus
and dances of Satyrs, which had before been
used in the celebration of their festivals; and there
they were ever afterwards retained. The character
of them was also kept, which was mirth and wantonness;
and this was given, I suppose, to the folly
of the common audience, who soon grow weary
of good sense, and, as we daily see in our own age
and country, are apt to forsake poetry, and still
ready to return to buffoonery and farce. From
hence it came, that, in the Olympic games, where
the poets contended for four prizes, the satiric tragedy
was the last of them; for, in the rest, the Satyrs
were excluded from the chorus. Among the
plays of Euripides which are yet remaining, there
is one of these Satyrics, which is called "The Cyclops;"
in which we may see the nature of those
poems, and from thence conclude, what likeness
they have to the Roman Satire.
The story of this Cyclops, whose name was Polyphemus,
so famous in the Grecian fables, was,
that Ulysses, who, with his company, was driven on
the coast of Sicily, where those Cyclops inhabited,
coming to ask relief from Silenus, and the Satyrs,
who were herdsmen to that one-eyed giant, was
kindly received by them, and entertained; till, being
perceived by Polyphemus, they were made prisoners
against the rites of hospitality, (for which
Ulysses eloquently pleaded,) were afterwards put
down into the den, and some of them devoured; after
which Ulysses, having made him drunk, when
he was asleep, thrust a great firebrand into his eye,
and so, revenging his dead followers, escaped with
the remaining party of the living; and Silenus and
the Satyrs were freed from their servitude under
Polyphemus, and remitted to their first liberty of
attending and accompanying their patron, Bacchus.
This was the subject of the tragedy; which, being
one of those that end with a happy event, is
therefore, by Aristotle, judged below the other sort,
whose success is unfortunate. Notwithstanding
which, the Satyrs, who were part of the dramatis
personæ, as well as the whole chorus, were properly
introduced into the nature of the poem, which is
mixed of farce and tragedy. The adventure of
Ulysses was to entertain the judging part of the audience;
and the uncouth persons of Silenus, and the
Satyrs, to divert the common people with their gross
railleries.
Your lordship has perceived by this time, that
this SATIRIC tragedy, and the Roman SATIRE, have
little resemblance in any of their features. The very
kinds are different; for what has a pastoral tragedy
to do with a paper of verses satirically written?
The character and raillery of the Satyrs is the only
thing that could pretend to a likeness, were Scaliger
and Heinsius alive to maintain their opinion.
And the first farces of the Romans, which were the
rudiments of their poetry, were written before they
had any communication with the Greeks, or indeed
any knowledge of that people.
And here it will be proper to give the definition
of the Greek satyric poem from Casaubon, before I
leave this subject. "The SATIRIC," says he, "is
a dramatic poem, annexed to a tragedy, having a
chorus, which consists of Satyrs. The persons represented
in it are illustrious men; the action of it
is great; the style is partly serious, and partly jocular;
and the event of the action most commonly
is happy."
The Grecians, besides these SATIRIC tragedies, had
another kind of poem, which they called Silli, which
were more of kin to the Roman satire. Those Silli
were indeed invective poems, but of a different species
from the Roman poems of Ennius, Pacuvius, Lucilius,
Horace, and the rest of their successors. They
were so called, says Casaubon in one place, from
Silenus, the foster-father of Bacchus; but, in another
place, bethinking himself better, he derives their
name, απὸ τοῦ σιλλαινειν, from their scoffing and petulancy.
From some fragments of the Silli, written
by Timon, we may find, that they were satiric
poems, full of parodies; that is, of verses patched
up from great poets, and turned into another sense
than their author intended them. Such, amongst
the Romans, is the famous Cento of Ausonius;
where the words are Virgil's, but, by applying them
to another sense, they are made a relation of a
wedding-night; and the act of consummation fulsomely
described in the very words of the most modest
amongst all poets. Of the same manner are
our songs, which are turned into burlesque, and the
serious words of the author perverted into a ridiculous
meaning. Thus in Timon's Silli the words
are generally those of Homer, and the tragic poets;
but he applies them, satirically, to some customs and
kinds of philosophy, which he arraigns. But the
Romans, not using any of these parodies in their
satires,—sometimes, indeed, repeating verses of
other men, as Persius cites some of Nero's, but not
turning them into another meaning,—the Silli cannot
be supposed to be the original of Roman satire.
To these Silli, consisting of parodies, we may
properly add the satires which were written against
particular persons; such as were the Iambics of
Archilochus against Lycambes, which Horace undoubtedly
imitated in some of his Odes and Epodes,
whose titles bear sufficient witness of it. I might
also name the invective of Ovid against Ibis, and
many others; but these are the under-wood of satire,
rather than the timber-trees: they are not of
general extension, as reaching only to some individual
person. And Horace seems to have purged
himself from those splenetic reflections in those
Odes and Epodes, before he undertook the noble
work of Satires, which were properly so called.
Thus, my lord, I have at length disengaged myself
from those antiquities of Greece; and have
proved, I hope, from the best critics, that the Roman
satire was not borrowed from thence, but of
their own manufacture. I am now almost gotten
into my depth; at least, by the help of Dacier, I
am swimming towards it. Not that I will promise
always to follow him, any more than he follows
Casaubon; but to keep him in my eye, as my best
and truest guide; and where I think he may possibly
mislead me, there to have recourse to my own
lights, as I expect that others should do by me.
Quintilian says, in plain words, Satira quidem
tota nostra est; and Horace had said the same thing
before him, speaking of his predecessor in that sort
of poetry,—Et Græcis intacti carminis auctor. Nothing
can be clearer than the opinion of the poet,
and the orator, both the best critics of the two best
ages of the Roman empire, that satire was wholly
of Latin growth, and not transplanted to Rome
from Athens.[20] Yet, as I have said, Scaliger,
the father, according to his custom, that is, insolently
enough, contradicts them both; and gives
no better reason, than the derivation of satyrus
from σαθυ, salacitas; and so, from the lechery of
those fauns, thinks he has sufficiently proved, that
satire is derived from them: as if wantonness and
lubricity were essential to that sort of poem, which
ought to be avoided in it. His other allegation,
which I have already mentioned, is as pitiful; that
the Satyrs carried platters and canisters full of
fruit in their hands. If they had entered empty-handed,
had they been ever the less Satyrs? Or
were the fruits and flowers, which they offered,
any thing of kin to satire? Or any argument that
this poem was originally Grecian? Casaubon judged
better, and his opinion is grounded on sure authority,
that satire was derived from satura, a Roman
word, which signifies—full and abundant, and full
also of variety, in which nothing is wanting to its
due perfection. It is thus, says Dacier, that we say—a
full colour, when the wool has taken the whole
tincture, and drunk in as much of the dye as it can
receive. According to this derivation, from satur
comes satura, or satyra, according to the new spelling;
as optumus and maxumus are now spelled optimus
and maximus. Satura, as I have formerly noted,
is an adjective, and relates to the word lanx
which is understood; and this lanx, in English a
charger, or large platter, was yearly filled with all
sorts of fruits, which were offered to the gods at
their festivals, as the premices, or first gatherings.
These offerings of several sorts thus mingled, it is
true, were not unknown to the Grecians, who called
them παγκαρπὸν θυσίαν, a sacrifice of all sorts of fruits;
and πανπερμίαν, when they offered all kinds of grain.
Virgil has mentioned these sacrifices in his "Georgics:"
Lancibus et pandis fumantia reddimus exta:
and in another place, lancesque et liba feremus: that is,
We offer the smoaking entrails in great platters,
and we will offer the chargers and the cakes.
The word satura has been afterwards applied to
many other sort of mixtures; as Festus calls it a
kind of olla, or hotchpotch, made of several sorts of
meats. Laws were also called leges saturæ, when
they were of several heads and titles, like our tacked
bills of parliament: and per saturam legem ferre,
in the Roman senate, was to carry a law without
telling the senators, or counting voices, when
they were in haste. Sallust uses the word,—per
saturam sententias exquirere; when the majority was
visible on one side. From hence it may probably
be conjectured, that the Discourses, or Satires, of
Ennius, Lucilius, and Horace, as we now call them,
took their name; because they are full of various
matters, and are also written on various subjects,
as Porphyrius says. But Dacier affirms,
that it is not immediately from thence that these
satires are so called; for that name had been used
formerly for other things, which bore a nearer resemblance
to those discourses of Horace. In explaining
of which, continues Dacier, a method is to
be pursued, of which Casaubon himself has never
thought, and which will put all things into so clear
a light, that no farther room will be left for the
least dispute.
During the space of almost four hundred years,
since the building of their city, the Romans had
never known any entertainments of the stage.
Chance and jollity first found out those verses which
they called Saturnian, and Fescennine; or rather
human nature, which is inclined to poetry, first
produced them, rude and barbarous, and unpolished,
as all other operations of the soul are in their beginnings,
before they are cultivated with art and
study. However, in occasions of merriment they
were first practised; and this rough-cast unhewn
poetry was instead of stage-plays, for the space of
an hundred and twenty years together. They
were made extempore, and were, as the French call
them, impromptùs; for which the Tarsians of old
were much renowned; and we see the daily examples
of them in the Italian farces of Harlequin
and Scaramucha. Such was the poetry of that
savage people, before it was turned into numbers,
and the harmony of verse. Little of the Saturnian
verses is now remaining; we only know from authors,
that they were nearer prose than poetry, without
feet, or measure. They were ένρυθμοι, but not έμμετροι.
Perhaps they might be used in the solemn part
of their ceremonies; and the Fescennine, which
were invented after them, in the afternoon's debauchery,
because they were scoffing and obscene.
The Fescennine and Saturnian were the same;
for as they were called Saturnian from their ancientness,
when Saturn reigned in Italy, they were also
called Fescennine, from Fescennia, a town in the
same country, where they were first practised. The
actors, with a gross and rustic kind of raillery, reproached
each other with their failings; and at the
same time were nothing sparing of it to their audience.
Somewhat of this custom was afterwards
retained in the Saturnalia, or feasts of Saturn, celebrated
in December; at least all kind of freedom
in speech was then allowed to slaves, even against
their masters; and we are not without some imitation
of it in our Christmas gambols. Soldiers also
used those Fescennine verses, after measure and
numbers had been added to them, at the triumph
of their generals: of which we have an example, in
the triumph of Julius Cæsar over Gaul, in these expressions:
Cæsar Gallias subegit, Nicomedes Cæsarem.
Ecce Cæsar nunc triumphat, qui subegit Gallias:
Nicomedes non triumphat, qui subegit Cæsarem. The vapours
of wine made those first satirical poets amongst
the Romans; which, says Dacier, we cannot better
represent, than by imagining a company of clowns
on a holiday, dancing lubberly, and upbraiding one
another, in extempore doggrel, with their defects and
vices, and the stories that were told of them in
bake houses and barbers' shops.
When they began to be somewhat better bred,
and were entering, as I may say, into the first rudiments
of civil conversation, they left these hedge-notes
for another sort of poem, somewhat polished,
which was also full of pleasant raillery, but without
any mixture of obscenity. This sort of poetry appeared
under the name of satire, because of its variety;
and this satire was adorned with compositions
of music, and with dances; but lascivious
postures were banished from it. In the Tuscan
language, says Livy, the word hister signifies a
player; and therefore those actors, which were first
brought from Etruria to Rome, on occasion of a
pestilence, when the Romans were admonished to
avert the anger of the Gods by plays, in the year
ab urbe condita CCCXC.,—those actors, I say, were
therefore called histriones; and that name has since
remained, not only to actors Roman born, but to
all others of every nation. They played not the
former extempore stuff of Fescennine verses, or clownish
jests; but what they acted was a kind of civil,
cleanly farce, with music and dances, and motions
that were proper to the subject.
In this condition Livius Andronicus found the
stage, when he attempted first, instead of farces, to
supply it with a nobler entertainment of tragedies
and comedies. This man was a Grecian born, and
being made a slave by Livius Salinator, and brought
to Rome, had the education of his patron's children
committed to him; which trust he discharged so
much to the satisfaction of his master, that he gave
him his liberty.
Andronicus, thus become a freeman of Rome, added
to his own name that of Livius his master;
and, as I observed, was the first author of a regular
play in that commonwealth. Being already instructed,
in his native country, in the manners and
decencies of the Athenian theatre, and conversant
in the Archæa Comœdia, or old comedy of Aristophanes,
and the rest of the Grecian poets, he took
from that model his own designing of plays for
the Roman stage; the first of which was represented
in the year CCCCCXIV., since the building of Rome,
as Tully, from the commentaries of Atticus, has assured
us: it was after the end of the first Punic
war, the year before Ennius was born. Dacier has
not carried the matter altogether thus far; he only
says, that one Livius Andronicus was the first
stage-poet at Rome. But I will adventure on this
hint, to advance another proposition, which I hope
the learned will approve. And though we have not
any thing of Andronicus remaining to justify my
conjecture, yet it is exceedingly probable, that, having
read the works of those Grecian wits, his
countrymen, he imitated not only the ground work,
but also the manner of their writing; and how
grave soever his tragedies might be, yet, in his comedies,
he expressed the way of Aristophanes, Eupolis,
and the rest, which was to call some persons
by their own names, and to expose their defects to
the laughter of the people: the examples of which
we have in the forementioned Aristophanes, who
turned the wise Socrates into ridicule, and is also
very free with the management of Cleon, Alcibiades,
and other ministers of the Athenian government.
Now, if this be granted, we may easily
suppose, that the first hint of satirical plays on
the Roman stage was given by the Greeks: not
from the Satirica, for that has been reasonably exploded
in the former part of this discourse: but
from their old comedy, which was imitated first by
Livius Andronicus. And then Quintilian and Horace
must be cautiously interpreted, where they affirm,
that satire is wholly Roman, and a sort of
verse, which was not touched on by the Grecians.
The reconcilement of my opinion to the standard
of their judgment is not, however, very difficult,
since they spoke of satire, not as in its first elements,
but as it was formed into a separate work;
begun by Ennius, pursued by Lucilius, and completed
afterwards by Horace. The proof depends
only on this postulatum,—that the comedies of
Andronicus, which were imitations of the Greek,
were also imitations of their railleries, and reflections
on particular persons. For, if this be granted
me, which is a most probable supposition, it is easy
to infer, that the first light which was given to the
Roman theatrical satire, was from the plays of Livius
Andronicus; which will be more manifestly
discovered, when I come to speak of Ennius. In
the meantime I will return to Dacier.
The people, says he, ran in crowds to these new
entertainments of Andronicus, as to pieces which
were more noble in their kind, and more perfect
than their former satires, which for some time they
neglected and abandoned. But not long after,
they took them up again, and then they joined
them to their comedies; playing them at the end
of every drama, as the French continue at this
day to act their farces, in the nature of a separate
entertainment from their tragedies. But more particularly
they were joined to the Atellane fables,
says Casaubon; which were plays invented by the
Osci. Those fables, says Valerius Maximus, out of
Livy, were tempered with the Italian severity, and
free from any note of infamy, or obsceneness; and,
as an old commentator of Juvenal affirms, the Exodiarii,
which were singers and dancers, entered to
entertain the people with light songs, and mimical
gestures, that they might not go away oppressed
with melancholy, from those serious pieces of the
theatre. So that the ancient satire of the Romans
was in extempore reproaches; the next was farce,
which was brought from Tuscany; to that succeeded
the plays of Andronicus, from the old comedy
of the Grecians; and out of all these sprung
two several branches of new Roman satire, like different
scions from the same root, which I shall
prove with as much brevity as the subject will allow.
A year after Andronicus had opened the Roman
stage with his new dramas, Ennius was born; who,
when he was grown to man's estate, having seriously
considered the genius of the people, and how
eagerly they followed the first satires, thought it
would be worth his pains to refine upon the project,
and to write Satires, not to be acted on the
theatre, but read. He preserved the ground-work
of their pleasantry, their venom, and their raillery
on particular persons, and general vices; and by
this means, avoiding the danger of any ill success
in a public representation, he hoped to be as well
received in the cabinet, as Andronicus had been upon
the stage. The event was answerable to his expectation.
He made discourses in several sorts of
verse, varied often in the same paper; retaining
still in the title their original name of Satire. Both
in relation to the subjects, and the variety of matters
contained in them, the Satires of Horace are
entirely like them; only Ennius, as I said, confines
not himself to one sort of verse, as Horace does;
but, taking example from the Greeks, and even
from Homer himself in his Margites, which is a
kind of Satire, as Scaliger observes, gives himself
the licence, when one sort of numbers comes not
easily, to run into another, as his fancy dictates.
For he makes no difficulty to mingle hexameter
with iambick trimeters, or with trochaick tetrameters;
as appears by those fragments which are
yet remaining of him. Horace has thought him
worthy to be copied; inserting many things of his
into his own Satires, as Virgil has done into his
Æneids.
Here we have Dacier making out that Ennius was
the first satirist in that way of writing, which was
of his invention; that is, satire abstracted from the
stage, and new modelled into papers of verses on several
subjects. But he will have Ennius take the
ground-work of satire from the first farces of the Romans,
rather than from the formed plays of Livius
Andronicus, which were copied from the Grecian comedies.
It may possibly be so; but Dacier knows
no more of it than I do. And it seems to me the
more probable opinion, that he rather imitated the
fine railleries of the Greeks, which he saw in the
pieces of Andronicus, than the coarseness of his old
countrymen, in their clownish extemporary way of
jeering.
But besides this, it is universally granted, that
Ennius, though an Italian, was excellently learned
in the Greek language. His verses were stuffed
with fragments of it, even to a fault; and he himself
believed, according to the Pythagorean opinion,
that the soul of Homer was transfused into him;
which Persius observes, in his Sixth Satire:—Postquam
destertuit esse Mæonides. But this being only
the private opinion of so inconsiderable a man as I
am, I leave it to the farther disquisition of the critics,
if they think it worth their notice. Most evident
it is, that whether he imitated the Roman
farce, or the Greek comedies, he is to be acknowledged
for the first author of Roman satire, as it is
properly so called, and distinguished from any sort
of stage-play.
Of Pacuvius, who succeeded him, there is little
to be said, because there is so little remaining of
him; only that he is taken to be the nephew of
Ennius, his sister's son; that in probability he was
instructed by his uncle, in his way of satire, which
we are told he has copied: but what advances he
made we know not.
Lucilius came into the world, when Pacuvius
flourished most. He also made satires after the manner
of Ennius, but he gave them a more graceful
turn, and endeavoured to imitate more closely the
vetus comœdia of the Greeks, of the which the old
original Roman satire had no idea, till the time of
Livius Andronicus. And though Horace seems to
have made Lucilius the first author of satire in verse
amongst the Romans, in these words,—
----Quid? cum est Lucilius ausus
Primus in hunc, operis componere carmina morem,—
he is only thus to be understood; that Lucilius had
given a more graceful turn to the satire of Ennius
and Pacuvius, not that he invented a new satire of
his own: and Quintilian seems to explain this passage
of Horace in these words: Satira quidem tota
nostra est; in quâ primus insignem laudem adeptus est
Lucilius.
Thus, both Horace and Quintilian give a kind of
primacy of honour to Lucilius, amongst the Latin
satirists.[21] For, as the Roman language grew more
refined, so much more capable it was of receiving
the Grecian beauties, in his time. Horace and
Quintilian could mean no more, than that Lucilius
writ better than Ennius and Pacuvius; and on the
same account we prefer Horace to Lucilius. Both
of them imitated the old Greek comedy; and so
did Ennius and Pacuvius before them. The polishing
of the Latin tongue, in the succession of times,
made the only difference; and Horace himself, in
two of his Satires, written purposely on this subject,
thinks the Romans of his age were too partial in
their commendations of Lucilius; who writ not
only loosely, and muddily, with little art, and much
less care, but also in a time when the Latin tongue
was not yet sufficiently purged from the dregs of
barbarism; and many significant and sounding words,
which the Romans wanted, were not admitted even
in the times of Lucretius and Cicero, of which both
complain.
But to proceed:—Dacier justly taxes Casaubon,
saying, that the Satires of Lucilius were wholly different
in specie, from those of Ennius and Pacuvius.
Casaubon was led into that mistake by Diomedes
the grammarian, who in effect says this: "Satire
amongst the Romans, but not amongst the Greeks,
was a biting invective poem, made after the model of
the ancient comedy, for the reprehension of vices;
such as were the poems of Lucilius, of Horace, and
of Persius. But in former times, the name of Satire
was given to poems, which were composed of
several sorts of verses, such as were made by Ennius
and Pacuvius; more fully expressing the etymology
of the word satire, from satura, which we
have observed." Here it is manifest, that Diomedes
makes a specifical distinction betwixt the Satires
of Ennius, and those of Lucilius. But this,
as we say in English, is only a distinction without
a difference; for the reason of it is ridiculous,
and absolutely false. This was that which cozened
honest Casaubon, who, relying on Diomedes, had
not sufficiently examined the origin and nature of
those two satires; which were entirely the same,
both in the matter and the form: for all that Lucilius
performed beyond his predecessors, Ennius
and Pacuvius, was only the adding of more politeness,
and more salt, without any change in the substance
of the poem. And though Lucilius put not
together in the same satire several sorts of verses,
as Ennius did, yet he composed several satires, of
several sorts of verses, and mingled them with
Greek verses: one poem consisted only of hexameters,
and another was entirely of iambicks; a
third of trochaicks; as is visible by the fragments
yet remaining of his works. In short, if the Satires
of Lucilius are therefore said to be wholly different
from those of Ennius, because he added much more
of beauty and polishing to his own poems, than are
to be found in those before him, it will follow from
hence, that the Satires of Horace are wholly different
from those of Lucilius, because Horace has not
less surpassed Lucilius in the elegancy of his writing,
than Lucilius surpassed Ennius in the turn
and ornament of his. This passage of Diomedes
has also drawn Dousa, the son, into the same error
of Casaubon, which I say, not to expose the little
failings of those judicious men, but only to make it
appear, with how much diffidence and caution we
are to read their works, when they treat a subject
of so much obscurity, and so very ancient, as is this
of satire.
Having thus brought down the history of Satire
from its original to the times of Horace, and shown
the several changes of it, I should here discover
some of those graces which Horace added to it, but
that I think it will be more proper to defer that undertaking,
till I make the comparison betwixt him
and Juvenal. In the mean while, following the
order of time, it will be necessary to say somewhat
of another kind of satire, which also was descended
from the ancients; it is that which we call the Varronian
satire, (but which Varro himself calls the
Menippean,) because Varro, the most learned of the
Romans, was the first author of it, who imitated, in
his works, the manner of Menippus the Gadarenian,
who professed the philosophy of the Cynicks.
This sort of satire was not only composed of several
sorts of verse, like those of Ennius, but was
also mixed with prose; and Greek was sprinkled
amongst the Latin. Quintilian, after he had spoken
of the satire of Lucilius, adds what follows; "There
is another and former kind of satire, composed by
Terentius Varro, the most learned of the Romans;
in which he was not satisfied alone with mingling
in it several sorts of verse." The only difficulty of
this passage is, that Quintilian tells us, that this
satire of Varro was of a former kind. For how can
we possibly imagine this to be, since Varro, who was
contemporary to Cicero, must consequently be after
Lucilius? But Quintilian meant not, that the satire
of Varro was in order of time before Lucilius;
he would only give us to understand, that the Varronian
satire, with mixture of several sorts of verses,
was more after the manner of Ennius and Pacuvius,
than that of Lucilius, who was more severe, and
more correct; and gave himself less liberty in the
mixture of his verses in the same poem.
We have nothing remaining of those Varronian
satires, excepting some inconsiderable fragments,
and those for the most part much corrupted. The
titles of many of them are indeed preserved, and
they are generally double; from whence, at least,
we may understand, how many various subjects
were treated by that author. Tully, in his "Academics,"
introduces Varro himself giving us some
light concerning the scope and design of those
works. Wherein, after he had shown his reasons
why he did not ex professo write of philosophy, he
adds what follows: "Notwithstanding," says he,
"that those pieces of mine, wherein I have imitated
Menippus, though I have not translated him,
are sprinkled with a kind of mirth and gaiety, yet
many things are there inserted, which are drawn
from the very entrails of philosophy, and many
things severely argued; which I have mingled with
pleasantries on purpose, that they may more easily
go down with the common sort of unlearned readers."
The rest of the sentence is so lame, that we
can only make thus much out of it,—that in the
composition of his satires, he so tempered philology
with philosophy, that his work was a mixture of
them both.[22] And Tully himself confirms us in this
opinion, when a little after he addresses himself to
Varro in these words:—"And you yourself have
composed a most elegant and complete poem; you
have begun philosophy in many places; sufficient
to incite us, though too little to instruct us." Thus
it appears, that Varro was one of those writers whom
they called σπουδογελοῖοι, studious of laughter; and
that, as learned as he was, his business was more to
divert his reader, than to teach him. And he entitled
his own satires—Menippean; not that Menippus
had written any satires, (for his were either dialogues
or epistles,) but that Varro imitated his style,
his manner, his facetiousness. All that we know
farther of Menippus and his writings, which are
wholly lost, is, that by some he is esteemed, as,
amongst the rest, by Varro; by others he is noted
of cynical impudence, and obscenity: that he was
much given to those parodies, which I have already
mentioned; that is, he often quoted the verses of
Homer and the tragic poets, and turned their serious
meaning into something that was ridiculous;
whereas Varro's satires are by Tully called absolute,
and most elegant, and various poems. Lucian, who
was emulous of this Menippus, seems to have imitated
both his manners and his style in many of his
dialogues; where Menippus himself is often introduced
as a speaker in them, and as a perpetual buffoon;
particularly his character is expressed in the
beginning of that dialogue, which is called Νεκυομαντια.
But Varro, in imitating him, avoids his impudence
and filthiness, and only expresses his witty
pleasantry.
This we may believe for certain,—that as his subjects
were various, so most of them were tales or
stories of his own invention. Which is also manifest
from antiquity, by those authors who are acknowledged
to have written Varronian satires, in
imitation of his; of whom the chief is Petronius
Arbiter, whose satire, they say, is now printed in
Holland, wholly recovered, and made complete:
when it is made public, it will easily be seen by any
one sentence, whether it be supposititious, or genuine.[23]
Many of Lucian's dialogues may also properly
be called Varronian satires, particularly his
True History; and consequently the "Golden Ass"
of Apuleius, which is taken from him. Of the same
stamp is the mock deification of Claudius, by Seneca:
and the Symposium or "Cæsars" of Julian, the
Emperor. Amongst the moderns, we may reckon the
"Encomium Moriæ" of Erasmus, Barclay's "Euphormio,"
and a volume of German authors, which my
ingenious friend, Mr Charles Killegrew, once lent
me.[24] In the English, I remember none which
are mixed with prose, as Varro's were; but of the
same kind is "Mother Hubbard's Tale" in Spenser;
and (if it be not too vain to mention any thing of my
own,) the poems of "Absalom" and "Mac Flecnoe."[25]
This is what I have to say in general of satire:
only, as Dacier has observed before me, we may
take notice, that the word satire is of a more general
signification in Latin, than in French, or English.
For amongst the Romans it was not only
used for those discourses which decried vice, or exposed
folly, but for others also, where virtue was
recommended. But in our modern languages we
apply it only to invective poems, where the very
name of satire is formidable to those persons, who
would appear to the world what they are not in
themselves; for in English, to say satire, is to mean
reflection, as we use that word in the worst sense;
or as the French call it, more properly, medisance.
In the criticism of spelling, it ought to be with i,
and not with y, to distinguish its true derivation
from satura, not from satyrus. And if this be so,
then it is false spelled throughout this book; for
here it is written Satyr: which having not considered
at the first, I thought it not worth correcting
afterwards. But the French are more nice, and
never spell it any other way than Satire.
I am now arrived at the most difficult part of my
undertaking, which is, to compare Horace with
Juvenal and Persius. It is observed by Rigaltius,
in his preface before Juvenal, written to Thuanus,
that these three poets have all their particular partisans,
and favourers. Every commentator, as he has
taken pains with any of them, thinks himself obliged
to prefer his author to the other two; to find
out their failings, and decry them, that he may
make room for his own darling.[26] Such is the partiality
of mankind, to set up that interest which
they have once espoused, though it be to the prejudice
of truth, morality, and common justice; and
especially in the productions of the brain. As authors
generally think themselves the best poets, because
they cannot go out of themselves to judge
sincerely of their betters; so it is with critics, who,
having first taken a liking to one of these poets,
proceed to comment on him, and to illustrate him;
after which, they fall in love with their own labours,
to that degree of blind fondness, that at
length they defend and exalt their author, not so
much for his sake as for their own. It is a folly of
the same nature, with that of the Romans themselves,
in the games of the Circus. The spectators
were divided in their factions, betwixt the Veneti
and the Prasini; some were for the charioteer in
blue, and some for him in green. The colours
themselves were but a fancy; but when once a man
had taken pains to set out those of his party, and
had been at the trouble of procuring voices for them,
the case was altered; he was concerned for his own
labour, and that so earnestly, that disputes and
quarrels, animosities, commotions, and bloodshed,
often happened; and in the declension of the Grecian
empire, the very sovereigns themselves engaged
in it, even when the barbarians were at their
doors; and stickled for the preference of colours,
when the safety of their people was in question. I
am now myself on the brink of the same precipice;
I have spent some time on the translation of Juvenal
and Persius; and it behoves me to be wary,
lest, for that reason, I should be partial to them, or
take a prejudice against Horace. Yet, on the other
side, I would not be like some of our judges, who
would give the cause for a poor man, right or
wrong; for though that be an error on the better
hand, yet it is still a partiality: and a rich man, unheard,
cannot be concluded an oppressor. I remember
a saying of King Charles II. on Sir Matthew
Hale, (who was doubtless an uncorrupt and upright
man,) that his servants were sure to be cast on a trial,
which was heard before him; not that he thought
the judge was possibly to be bribed, but that his
integrity might be too scrupulous; and that the
causes of the crown were always suspicious, when
the privileges of subjects were concerned.[27]
It had been much fairer, if the modern critics, who
have embarked in the quarrels of their favourite
authors, had rather given to each his proper due;
without taking from another's heap, to raise their
own. There is praise enough for each of them in
particular, without encroaching on his fellows, and
detracting from them, or enriching themselves with
the spoils of others. But to come to particulars.
Heinsius and Dacier are the most principal of those,
who raise Horace above Juvenal and Persius. Scaliger
the father, Rigaltius, and many others, debase
Horace, that they may set up Juvenal; and
Casaubon,[28] who is almost single, throws dirt on
Juvenal and Horace, that he may exalt Persius,
whom he understood particularly well, and better
than any of his former commentators; even Stelluti,
who succeeded him. I will begin with him, who, in
my opinion, defends the weakest cause, which is that
of Persius; and labouring, as Tacitus professes of
his own writing, to divest myself of partiality, or
prejudice, consider Persius, not as a poet whom I
have wholly translated, and who has cost me more
labour and time than Juvenal, but according to
what I judge to be his own merit; which I think
not equal, in the main, to that of Juvenal or Horace,
and yet in some things to be preferred to both
of them.
First, then, for the verse; neither Casaubon himself,
nor any for him, can defend either his numbers,
or the purity of his Latin. Casaubon gives this
point for lost, and pretends not to justify either
the measures, or the words of Persius; he is evidently
beneath Horace and Juvenal in both.
Then, as his verse is scabrous, and hobbling, and
his words not every where well chosen, the purity
of Latin being more corrupted than in the time of
Juvenal,[29] and consequently of Horace, who writ
when the language was in the height of its perfection,
so his diction is hard, his figures are generally
too bold and daring, and his tropes, particularly his
metaphors, insufferably strained.
In the third place, notwithstanding all the diligence
of Casaubon, Stelluti, and a Scotch gentleman,[30]
whom I have heard extremely commended
for his illustrations of him, yet he is still obscure:
whether he affected not to be understood, but with
difficulty; or whether the fear of his safety under
Nero compelled him to this darkness in some places;
or that it was occasioned by his close way of thinking,
and the brevity of his style, and crowding of
his figures; or lastly, whether, after so long a time,
many of his words have been corrupted, and many
customs, and stories relating to them, lost to us:
whether some of these reasons, or all, concurred to
render him so cloudy, we may be bold to affirm,
that the best of commentators can but guess at his
meaning, in many passages; and none can be certain
that he has divined rightly.
After all, he was a young man, like his friend
and contemporary Lucan; both of them men of extraordinary
parts, and great acquired knowledge,
considering their youth:[31] But neither of them had
arrived to that maturity of judgment, which is necessary
to the accomplishing of a formed poet. And
this consideration, as, on the one hand, it lays some
imperfections to their charge, so, on the other side,
it is a candid excuse for those failings, which are
incident to youth and inexperience; and we have
more reason to wonder how they, who died before
the thirtieth year of their age, could write so well,
and think so strongly, than to accuse them of those
faults, from which human nature, and more especially
in youth, can never possibly be exempted.
To consider Persius yet more closely: he rather
insulted over vice and folly, than exposed them,
like Juvenal and Horace; and as chaste and modest
as he is esteemed, it cannot be denied, but that
in some places he is broad and fulsome, as the latter
verses of the fourth Satire, and of the sixth, sufficiently
witnessed. And it is to be believed that he
who commits the same crime often, and without
necessity, cannot but do it with some kind of pleasure.
To come to a conclusion: he is manifestly below
Horace, because he borrows most of his greatest
beauties from him; and Casaubon is so far from
denying this, that he has written a treatise purposely
concerning it; wherein he shews a multitude of
his translations from Horace, and his imitations of
him, for the credit of his author; which he calls
Imitatio Horatiana.[32]
To these defects, which I casually observed, while
I was translating this author, Scaliger has added
others; he calls him, in plain terms, a silly writer,
and a trifler, full of ostentation of his learning, and,
after all, unworthy to come into competition with
Juvenal and Horace.
After such terrible accusations, it is time to hear
what his patron Casaubon can allege in his defence.
Instead of answering, he excuses for the
most part; and, when he cannot, accuses others of
the same crimes. He deals with Scaliger, as a
modest scholar with a master. He compliments
him with so much reverence, that one would swear
he feared him as much at least as he respected him.
Scaliger will not allow Persius to have any wit;
Casaubon interprets this in the mildest sense, and
confesses his author was not good at turning things
into a pleasant ridicule; or, in other words, that he
was not a laughable writer. That he was ineptus,
indeed, but that was non aptissimus ad jocandum;
but that he was ostentatious of his learning, that,
by Scaliger's good favour, he denies. Persius shewed
his learning, but was no boaster of it; he did
ostendere, but not ostentare; and so, he says, did
Scaliger:—where, methinks, Casaubon turns it handsomely
upon that supercilious critic, and silently
insinuates that he himself was sufficiently vain-glorious,
and a boaster of his own knowledge. All the
writings of this venerable censor, continues Casaubon,
which are χρυσοῦ χρυσότερα, more golden than
gold itself, are every where smelling of that thyme,
which, like a bee, he has gathered from ancient
authors; but far be ostentation and vain-glory
from a gentleman so well born, and so nobly educated
as Scaliger. But, says Scaliger, he is so obscure,
that he has got himself the name of Scotinus,
a dark writer; now, says Casaubon, it is a wonder
to me that any thing could be obscure to the divine
wit of Scaliger, from which nothing could be hidden.
This is indeed a strong compliment, but no
defence; and Casaubon, who could not but be
sensible of his author's blind side, thinks it time to
abandon a post that was untenable. He acknowledges
that Persius is obscure in some places; but
so is Plato, so is Thucydides; so are Pindar, Theocritus,
and Aristophanes, amongst the Greek poets;
and even Horace and Juvenal, he might have added,
amongst the Romans. The truth is, Persius
is not sometimes, but generally, obscure; and therefore
Casaubon, at last, is forced to excuse him, by
alledging that it was se defendendo, for fear of Nero;
and that he was commanded to write so cloudily by
Cornutus,[33] in virtue of holy obedience to his master.
I cannot help my own opinion; I think Cornutus
needed not to have read many lectures to him on
that subject. Persius was an apt scholar; and when
he was bidden to be obscure in some places, where
his life and safety were in question, took the same
counsel for all his books; and never afterwards
wrote ten lines together clearly. Casaubon, being
upon this chapter, has not failed, we may be sure,
of making a compliment to his own dear comment.
If Persius, says he, be in himself obscure, yet my
interpretation has made him intelligible. There is
no question but he deserves that praise, which he
has given to himself; but the nature of the thing,
as Lucretius says, will not admit of a perfect explanation.
Besides many examples which I could
urge, the very last verse of his last satire, upon which
he particularly values himself in his preface, is not
yet sufficiently explicated. It is true, Holyday has
endeavoured to justify his construction; but Stelluti
is against it; and, for my part, I can have but
a very dark notion of it. As for the chastity of his
thoughts, Casaubon denies not but that one particular
passage, in the fourth satire, At si unctus cesses,
&c. is not only the most obscure, but the most obscene
of all his works. I understood it; but for that
reason turned it over. In defence of his boisterous
metaphors, he quotes Longinus, who accounts them
as instruments of the sublime; fit to move and stir
up the affections, particularly in narration. To which
it may be replied, that where the trope is far fetched
and hard, it is fit for nothing but to puzzle the
understanding; and may be reckoned amongst
those things of Demosthenes which Æschines called
θαύματα, not ῥηματα, that is, prodigies, not words.
It must be granted to Casaubon, that the knowledge
of many things is lost in our modern ages,
which were of familiar notice to the ancients; and
that satire is a poem of a difficult nature in itself,
and is not written to vulgar readers: and through
the relation which it has to comedy, the frequent
change of persons makes the sense perplexed, when
we can but divine who it is that speaks; whether
Persius himself, or his friend and monitor; or, in
some places, a third person. But Casaubon comes
back always to himself, and concludes, that if Persius
had not been obscure, there had been no need
of him for an interpreter. Yet when he had once
enjoined himself so hard a task, he then considered
the Greek proverb, that he must χελώνες φαγεῖν ἢ μὴ φαγεῖν,
either eat the whole snail, or let it quite
alone; and so he went through with his laborious
task, as I have done with my difficult translation.
Thus far, my lord, you see it has gone very hard
with Persius: I think he cannot be allowed to
stand in competition either with Juvenal or Horace.
Yet for once I will venture to be so vain, as
to affirm, that none of his hard metaphors, or forced
expressions, are in my translation. But more of this
in its proper place, where I shall say somewhat in
particular, of our general performance, in making
these two authors English. In the mean time, I
think myself obliged to give Persius his undoubted
due, and to acquaint the world, with Casaubon, in
what he has equalled, and in what excelled, his two
competitors.
A man who is resolved to praise an author, with
any appearance of justice, must be sure to take him
on the strongest side, and where he is least liable
to exceptions. He is therefore obliged to chuse his
mediums accordingly. Casaubon, who saw that
Persius could not laugh with a becoming grace,
that he was not made for jesting, and that a merry
conceit was not his talent, turned his feather, like
an Indian, to another light, that he might give it
the better gloss. Moral doctrine, says he, and urbanity,
or well-mannered wit, are the two things
which constitute the Roman satire; but of the two,
that which is most essential to this poem, and is, as
it were, the very soul which animates it, is the
scourging of vice, and exhortation to virtue. Thus
wit, for a good reason, is already almost out of
doors; and allowed only for an instrument, a kind
of tool, or a weapon, as he calls it, of which the
satirist makes use in the compassing of his design.
The end and aim of our three rivals is consequently
the same. But by what methods they have prosecuted
their intention, is farther to be considered.
Satire is of the nature of moral philosophy, as being
instructive: he, therefore, who instructs most usefully,
will carry the palm from his two antagonists.
The philosophy in which Persius was educated, and
which he professes through his whole book, is the
Stoick; the most noble, most generous, most beneficial
to human kind, amongst all the sects, who
have given us the rules of ethics, thereby to form
a severe virtue in the soul; to raise in us an undaunted
courage against the assaults of fortune;
to esteem as nothing the things that are without
us, because they are not in our power; not to value
riches, beauty, honours, fame, or health, any farther
than as conveniencies, and so many helps to living
as we ought, and doing good in our generation: in
short, to be always happy, while we possess our
minds with a good conscience, are free from the
slavery of vices, and conform our actions and conversations
to the rules of right reason. See here,
my lord, an epitome of Epictetus; the doctrine of
Zeno, and the education of our Persius: and this
he expressed, not only in all his satires, but in the
manner of his life. I will not lessen this commendation
of the Stoick philosophy, by giving you an
account of some absurdities in their doctrine, and
some perhaps impieties, if we consider them by the
standard of christian faith. Persius has fallen into
none of them; and therefore is free from those imputations.
What he teaches might be taught from
pulpits, with more profit to the audience, than all
the nice speculations of divinity, and controversies
concerning faith; which are more for the profit of
the shepherd, than for the edification of the flock.
Passions, interest, ambition, and all their bloody
consequences of discord, and of war, are banished
from this doctrine. Here is nothing proposed but
the quiet and tranquillity of the mind; virtue lodged
at home, and afterwards diffused in her general
effects, to the improvement and good of human
kind. And therefore I wonder not that the present
Bishop of Salisbury[34] has recommended this our
author, and the Tenth Satire of Juvenal, in his Pastoral
Letter, to the serious perusal and practice of
the divines in his diocese, as the best common-places
for their sermons, as the store-houses and magazines
of moral virtues, from whence they may draw out,
as they have occasion, all manner of assistance for
the accomplishment of a virtuous life, which the
stoicks have assigned for the great end and perfection
of mankind. Herein then it is, that Persius
has excelled both Juvenal and Horace. He sticks
to his own philosophy; he shifts not sides, like
Horace, who is sometimes an Epicurean, sometimes
a Stoick, sometimes an Eclectic, as his present humour
leads him; nor declaims like Juvenal against
vices, more like an orator, than a philosopher. Persius
is every where the same; true to the dogmas
of his master. What he has learnt, he teaches vehemently;
and what he teaches, that he practises
himself. There is a spirit of sincerity in all he says;
you may easily discern that he is in earnest, and is
persuaded of that truth which he inculcates. In
this I am of opinion that he excels Horace, who is
commonly in jest, and laughs while he instructs;
and is equal to Juvenal, who was as honest and serious
as Persius, and more he could not be.
Hitherto I have followed Casaubon, and enlarged
upon him, because I am satisfied that he says
no more than truth; the rest is almost all frivolous.
For he says that Horace, being the son of a tax-gatherer,
or a collector, as we call it, smells every
where of the meanness of his birth and education:
his conceipts are vulgar, like the subjects of his
satires; that he does plebeium sapere, and writes
not with that elevation, which becomes a satirist:
that Persius, being nobly born, and of an opulent
family, had likewise the advantage of a better master;
Cornutus being the most learned of his time,
a man of the most holy life, the chief of the Stoick
sect at Rome, and not only a great philosopher,
but a poet himself, and in probability a coadjutor
of Persius: that, as for Juvenal, he was long a
declaimer, came late to poetry, and has not been
much conversant in philosophy.
It is granted that the father of Horace was libertinus,
that is, one degree removed from his grandfather,
who had been once a slave. But Horace,
speaking of him, gives him the best character of a
father, which I ever read in history; and I wish a
witty friend of mine, now living, had such another.[35]
He bred him in the best school, and with the best
company of young noblemen; and Horace, by his
gratitude to his memory, gives a certain testimony
that his education was ingenuous. After this, he formed
himself abroad, by the conversation of great men.
Brutus found him at Athens, and was so pleased
with him, that he took him thence into the army,
and made him tribunus militum, a colonel in a
legion, which was the preferment of an old soldier.
All this was before his acquaintance with Mecænas,
and his introduction into the court of Augustus,
and the familiarity of that great emperor; which,
had he not been well-bred before, had been enough
to civilize his conversation, and render him accomplished
and knowing in all the arts of complacency
and good behaviour; and, in short, an agreeable
companion for the retired hours and privacies of a
favourite, who was first minister. So that, upon
the whole matter, Persius may be acknowledged to
be equal with him in those respects, though better
born, and Juvenal inferior to both. If the advantage
be any where, it is on the side of Horace; as
much as the court of Augustus Cæsar was superior
to that of Nero. As for the subjects which they
treated, it will appear hereafter, that Horace writ
not vulgarly on vulgar subjects, nor always chose
them. His style is constantly accommodated to his
subject, either high or low. If his fault be too much
lowness, that of Persius is the fault of the hardness
of his metaphors, and obscurity: and so they are
equal in the failings of their style; where Juvenal
manifestly triumphs over both of them.
The comparison betwixt Horace and Juvenal is
more difficult; because their forces were more
equal. A dispute has always been, and ever will
continue, betwixt the favourers of the two poets.
Non nostrum est tantas componere lites. I shall only
venture to give my own opinion, and leave it for better
judges to determine. If it be only argued in general,
which of them was the better poet, the victory
is already gained on the side of Horace. Virgil himself
must yield to him in the delicacy of his turns,
his choice of words, and perhaps the purity of his
Latin. He who says that Pindar is inimitable, is
himself inimitable in his Odes. But the contention
betwixt these two great masters, is for the prize of
Satire; in which controversy, all the Odes and
Epodes of Horace are to stand excluded. I say this,
because Horace has written many of them satyrically,
against his private enemies; yet these, if
justly considered, are somewhat of the nature of
the Greek Silli, which were invectives against particular
sects and persons. But Horace has purged
himself of this choler, before he entered on those
discourses, which are more properly called the
Roman Satire. He has not now to do with a Lyce,
a Canidia, a Cassius Severus, or a Menas; but is to
correct the vices and the follies of his time, and to
give the rules of a happy and virtuous life. In a
word, that former sort of satire, which is known in
England by the name of lampoon, is a dangerous
sort of weapon, and for the most part unlawful.
We have no moral right on the reputation of other
men. It is taking from them what we cannot restore
to them. There are only two reasons, for
which we may be permitted to write lampoons;
and I will not promise that they can always justify
us. The first is revenge, when we have been affronted
in the same nature, or have been any ways
notoriously abused, and can make ourselves no
other reparation. And yet we know, that, in christian
charity, all offences are to be forgiven, as we
expect the like pardon for those which we daily
commit against Almighty God. And this consideration
has often made me tremble when I was saying
our Saviour's prayer; for the plain condition of
the forgiveness which we beg, is the pardoning of
others the offences which they have done to us;
for which reason I have many times avoided the
commission of that fault, even when I have been
notoriously provoked. Let not this, my lord, pass
for vanity in me; for it is truth. More libels have
been written against me, than almost any man now
living; and I had reason on my side, to have defended
my own innocence. I speak not of my
poetry, which I have wholly given up to the critics:
let them use it as they please: posterity, perhaps,
may be more favourable to me; for interest
and passion will lie buried in another age, and partiality
and prejudice be forgotten. I speak of my
morals, which have been sufficiently aspersed: that
only sort of reputation ought to be dear to every
honest man, and is to me. But let the world witness
for me, that I have been often wanting to myself
in that particular; I have seldom answered any
scurrilous lampoon, when it was in my power to
have exposed my enemies: and, being naturally vindicative,
have suffered in silence, and possessed my
soul in quiet.
Any thing, though never so little, which a man
speaks of himself, in my opinion, is still too much;
and therefore I will wave this subject, and proceed
to give the second reason which may justify a poet
when he writes against a particular person; and
that is, when he is become a public nuisance. All
those, whom Horace in his Satires, and Persius and
Juvenal have mentioned in theirs, with a brand of
infamy, are wholly such. It is an action of virtue
to make examples of vicious men. They may and
ought to be upbraided with their crimes and follies;
both for their amendment, if they are not yet incorrigible,
and for the terror of others, to hinder
them from falling into those enormities, which they
see are so severely punished in the persons of others.
The first reason was only an excuse for revenge;
but this second is absolutely of a poet's office to
perform: but how few lampooners are now living,
who are capable of this duty![36] When they come
in my way, it is impossible sometimes to avoid reading
them. But, good God! how remote they are,
in common justice, from the choice of such persons
as are the proper subject of satire! And how little
wit they bring for the support of their injustice!
The weaker sex is their most ordinary theme; and
the best and fairest are sure to be the most severely
handled. Amongst men, those who are prosperously
unjust, are entitled to panegyric; but afflicted
virtue is insolently stabbed with all manner of
reproaches; no decency is considered, no fulsomeness
omitted; no venom is wanting, as far as dulness
can supply it: for there is a perpetual dearth
of wit; a barrenness of good sense and entertainment.
The neglect of the readers will soon put an
end to this sort of scribbling. There can be no
pleasantry where there is no wit; no impression
can be made, where there is no truth for the foundation.
To conclude: they are like the fruits of
the earth in this unnatural season; the corn which
held up its head is spoiled with rankness; but the
greater part of the harvest is laid along, and little
of good income and wholesome nourishment is received
into the barns. This is almost a digression,
I confess to your lordship; but a just indignation
forced it from me. Now I have removed this rubbish,
I will return to the comparison of Juvenal
and Horace.
I would willingly divide the palm betwixt them,
upon the two heads of profit and delight, which are
the two ends of poetry in general. It must be
granted, by the favourers of Juvenal, that Horace
is the more copious and profitable in his instructions
of human life; but, in my particular opinion,
which I set not up for a standard to better judgements,
Juvenal is the more delightful author. I
am profited by both, I am pleased with both; but
I owe more to Horace for my instruction, and more
to Juvenal for my pleasure. This, as I said, is my
particular taste of these two authors: they who
will have either of them to excel the other in both
qualities, can scarce give better reasons for their
opinion than I for mine. But all unbiassed readers
will conclude, that my moderation is not to be condemned:
to such impartial men I must appeal; for
they who have already formed their judgment, may
justly stand suspected of prejudice; and though
all who are my readers will set up to be my judges,
I enter my caveat against them, that they ought
not so much as to be of my jury; or, if they be admitted,
it is but reason that they should first hear
what I have to urge in the defence of my opinion.
That Horace is somewhat the better instructor of
the two, is proved from hence,—that his instructions
are more general, Juvenal's more limited. So that,
granting that the counsels which they give are
equally good for moral use, Horace, who gives the
most various advice, and most applicable to all occasions
which can occur to us in the course of our
lives,—as including in his discourses, not only all the
rules of morality, but also of civil conversation,—is
undoubtedly to be preferred to him who is more
circumscribed in his instructions, makes them to
fewer people, and on fewer occasions, than the
other. I may be pardoned for using an old saying,
since it is true, and to the purpose: Bonum quò communis,
eò melius. Juvenal, excepting only his first
Satire, is in all the rest confined to the exposing of
some particular vice; that he lashes, and there he
sticks. His sentences are truly shining and instructive;
but they are sprinkled here and there.
Horace is teaching us in every line, and is perpetually
moral: he had found out the skill of Virgil,
to hide his sentences; to give you the virtue of
them, without shewing them in their full extent;
which is the ostentation of a poet, and not his art:
and this Petronius charges on the authors of his
time, as a vice of writing which was then growing
on the age: ne sententiæ extra corpus orationis
emineant: he would have them weaved into the body
of the work, and not appear embossed upon it,
and striking directly on the reader's view. Folly
was the proper quarry of Horace, and not vice;
and as there are but few notoriously wicked men,
in comparison with a shoal of fools and fops, so it
is a harder thing to make a man wise than to make
him honest; for the will is only to be reclaimed in
the one, but the understanding is to be informed
in the other. There are blind sides and follies,
even in the professors of moral philosophy; and
there is not any one sect of them that Horace has
not exposed: which, as it was not the design of
Juvenal, who was wholly employed in lashing vices,
some of them the most enormous that can be
imagined, so, perhaps, it was not so much his talent.
Omne vafer vitium ridenti Flaccus amico
Tangit, et admissus circum præcordia ludit.
This was the commendation which Persius gave him:
where, by vitium, he means those little vices which
we call follies, the defects of human understanding,
or, at most, the peccadillos of life, rather than the
tragical vices, to which men are hurried by their unruly
passions and exorbitant desires. But, in the
word omne, which is universal, he concludes with
me, that the divine wit of Horace left nothing untouched;
that he entered into the inmost recesses
of nature; found out the imperfections even of the
most wise and grave, as well as of the common
people; discovering, even in the great Trebatius,
to whom he addresses the first Satire, his hunting
after business, and following the court, as well as
in the persecutor Crispinus, his impertinence and
importunity. It is true, he exposes Crispinus openly,
as a common nuisance; but he rallies the other,
as a friend, more finely. The exhortations of Persius
are confined to noblemen; and the stoick philosophy
is that alone which he recommends to
them; Juvenal exhorts to particular virtues, as they
are opposed to those vices against which he declaims;
but Horace laughs to shame all follies, and
insinuates virtue, rather by familiar examples than
by the severity of precepts.
This last consideration seems to incline the balance
on the side of Horace, and to give him the
preference to Juvenal, not only in profit, but in
pleasure. But, after all, I must confess, that the
delight which Horace gives me is but languishing.
Be pleased still to understand, that I speak of my
own taste only: he may ravish other men; but I
am too stupid and insensible to be tickled. Where
he barely grins himself, and, as Scaliger says, only
shows his white teeth, he cannot provoke me to any
laughter. His urbanity, that is, his good manners,
are to be commended, but his wit is faint; and his
salt, if I may dare to say so, almost insipid. Juvenal
is of a more vigorous and masculine wit; he gives me
as much pleasure as I can bear; he fully satisfies my
expectation; he treats his subject home: his spleen is
raised, and he raises mine: I have the pleasure of
concernment in all he says; he drives his reader
along with him; and when he is at the end of his
way, I willingly stop with him. If he went another
stage, it would be too far; it would make a journey
of a progress, and turn delight into fatigue. When
he gives over, it is a sign the subject is exhausted,
and the wit of man can carry it no farther. If a
fault can be justly found in him, it is, that he is
sometimes too luxuriant, too redundant; says more
than he needs, like my friend the Plain-Dealer,[37]
but never more than pleases. Add to this, that his
thoughts are as just as those of Horace, and much
more elevated. His expressions are sonorous and
more noble; his verse more numerous, and his
words are suitable to his thoughts, sublime and
lofty. All these contribute to the pleasure of the
reader; and the greater the soul of him who reads,
his transports are the greater. Horace is always
on the amble, Juvenal on the gallop; but his way
is perpetually on carpet-ground. He goes with
more impetuosity than Horace, but as securely;
and the swiftness adds a more lively agitation to
the spirits. The low style of Horace is according to
his subject, that is, generally grovelling. I question
not but he could have raised it; for the first epistle
of the second book, which he writes to Augustus,
(a most instructive satire concerning poetry,) is of
so much dignity in the words, and of so much elegancy
in the numbers, that the author plainly
shows, the sermo pedestris, in his other Satires, was
rather his choice than his necessity. He was a rival
to Lucilius, his predecessor, and was resolved to
surpass him in his own manner. Lucilius, as we
see by his remaining fragments, minded neither his
style, nor his numbers, nor his purity of words, nor
his run of verse. Horace therefore copes with him
in that humble way of satire, writes under his own
force, and carries a dead-weight, that he may match
his competitor in the race. This, I imagine, was
the chief reason why he minded only the clearness
of his satire, and the cleanness of expression, without
ascending to those heights to which his own
vigour might have carried him. But, limiting his
desires only to the conquest of Lucilius, he had his
ends of his rival, who lived before him; but made
way for a new conquest over himself, by Juvenal,
his successor. He could not give an equal pleasure
to his reader, because he used not equal instruments.
The fault was in the tools, and not in the
workman. But versification and numbers are the
greatest pleasures of poetry: Virgil knew it, and practised
both so happily, that, for aught I know, his
greatest excellency is in his diction. In all other
parts of poetry, he is faultless; but in this he placed
his chief perfection. And give me leave, my lord,
since I have here an apt occasion, to say, that Virgil
could have written sharper satires than either Horace
or Juvenal, if he would have employed his talent that
way. I will produce a verse and half of his, in one
of his Eclogues, to justify my opinion; and with
commas after every word, to show, that he has given
almost as many lashes as he has written syllables:
it is against a bad poet, whose ill verses he
describes:
----non tu, in triviis, indocte, solebas
Stridenti, miserum, stipulâ, disperdere carmen?
But, to return to my purpose. When there is any
thing deficient in numbers and sound, the reader is
uneasy and unsatisfied; he wants something of his
complement, desires somewhat which he finds not:
and this being the manifest defect of Horace, it is
no wonder that, finding it supplied in Juvenal, we
are more delighted with him. And, besides this, the
sauce of Juvenal is more poignant, to create in us
an appetite of reading him. The meat of Horace
is more nourishing; but the cookery of Juvenal
more exquisite: so that, granting Horace to be the
more general philosopher, we cannot deny that Juvenal
was the greater poet, I mean in satire. His
thoughts are sharper; his indignation against vice
is more vehement; his spirit has more of the commonwealth
genius; he treats tyranny, and all the
vices attending it, as they deserve, with the utmost
rigour: and consequently, a noble soul is better
pleased with a zealous vindicator of Roman liberty,
than with a temporising poet, a well-mannered
court-slave, and a man who is often afraid of laughing
in the right place; who is ever decent, because
he is naturally servile. After all, Horace had the
disadvantage of the times in which he lived; they
were better for the man, but worse for the satirist.
It is generally said, that those enormous vices
which were practised under the reign of Domitian,
were unknown in the time of Augustus Cæsar;
that therefore Juvenal had a larger field than Horace.
Little follies were out of doors, when oppression
was to be scourged instead of avarice: it
was no longer time to turn into ridicule the false
opinions of philosophers, when the Roman liberty
was to be asserted. There was more need of a Brutus
in Domitian's days, to redeem or mend, than of
a Horace, if he had then been living, to laugh at a
fly-catcher.[38] This reflection at the same time excuses
Horace, but exalts Juvenal.—I have ended,
before I was aware, the comparison of Horace and
Juvenal, upon the topics of instruction and delight;
and, indeed, I may safely here conclude that common-place;
for, if we make Horace our minister of
state in satire, and Juvenal of our private pleasures,
I think the latter has no ill bargain of it. Let profit
have the pre-eminence of honour, in the end of
poetry. Pleasure, though but the second in degree,
is the first in favour. And who would not
chuse to be loved better, rather than to be more
esteemed? But I am entered already upon another
topic, which concerns the particular merits of these
two satirists. However, I will pursue my business
where I left it, and carry it farther than that common
observation of the several ages in which these
authors flourished.
When Horace writ his Satires, the monarchy
of his Cæsar was in its newness, and the government
but just made easy to the conquered
people. They could not possibly have forgotten
the usurpation of that prince upon their freedom,
nor the violent methods which he had used, in the
compassing that vast design: they yet remembered
his proscriptions, and the slaughter of so many
noble Romans, their defenders: amongst the rest,
that horrible action of his, when he forced Livia
from the arms of her husband, who was constrained
to see her married, as Dion relates the story,
and, big with child as she was, conveyed to the
bed of his insulting rival. The same Dion Cassius
gives us another instance of the crime before mentioned;
that Cornelius Sisenna being reproached,
in full senate, with the licentious conduct of his
wife, returned this answer, "that he had married
her by the counsel of Augustus;" intimating, says
my author, that Augustus had obliged him to that
marriage, that he might, under that covert, have
the more free access to her. His adulteries were
still before their eyes: but they must be patient
where they had not power. In other things that
emperor was moderate enough: propriety was generally
secured; and the people entertained with
public shows and donatives, to make them more
easily digest their lost liberty. But Augustus, who
was conscious to himself of so many crimes which
he had committed, thought, in the first place, to
provide for his own reputation, by making an edict
against Lampoons and Satires, and the authors of
those defamatory writings, which my author Tacitus,
from the law-term, calls famosos libellos.
In the first book of his Annals, he gives the following
account of it, in these words: Primus Augustus
cognitionem de famosis libellis, specie legis ejus,
tractavit; commotus Cassii Severi libidine, quâ viros
fæminasque illustres, procacibus scriptis diffamaverat.
Thus in English: "Augustus was the first, who
under the colour of that law took cognisance of
lampoons; being provoked to it, by the petulancy
of Cassius Severus, who had defamed many illustrious
persons of both sexes, in his writings." The
law to which Tacitus refers, was Lex læsæ Majestatis;
commonly called, for the sake of brevity,
Majestas; or, as we say, high treason. He means
not, that this law had not been enacted formerly:
for it had been made by the Decemviri, and was
inscribed amongst the rest in the Twelve Tables; to
prevent the aspersion of the Roman majesty, either
of the people themselves, or their religion, or their
magistrates: and the infringement of it was capital;
that is, the offender was whipt to death, with
the fasces, which were borne before their chief officers
of Rome. But Augustus was the first, who
restored that intermitted law. By the words, under
colour of that law, he insinuates that Augustus
caused it to be executed, on pretence of those
libels, which were written by Cassius Severus,
against the nobility; but, in truth, to save himself
from such defamatory verses. Suetonius likewise
makes mention of it thus: Sparsos de se in curiâ
famosos libellos, nec expavit, et magnâ curâ redarguit.
Ac ne requisitis quidem auctoribus, id modo censuit,
cognoscendum posthac de iis qui libellos aut carmina
ad infamiam cujuspiam sub alieno nomine edant. "Augustus
was not afraid of libels," says that author;
"yet he took all care imaginable to have them answered;
and then decreed, that for the time to
come, the authors of them should be punished."
But Aurelius makes it yet more clear, according to
my sense, that this emperor for his own sake durst
not permit them: Fecit id Augustus in speciem, et
quasi gratificaretur populo Romano, et primoribus urbis;
sed revera ut sibi consuleret: nam habuit in animo,
comprimere nimiam quorundam procacitatem in
loquendo, à quâ nec ipse exemptus fuit. Nam suo
nomine compescere erat invidiosum, sub alieno facile et
utile. Ergo specie legis tractavit, quasi populi Romani
majestas infamaretur. This, I think, is a sufficient
comment on that passage of Tacitus. I will
add only by the way, that the whole family of the
Cæsars, and all their relations, were included in the
law; because the majesty of the Romans, in the
time of the empire, was wholly in that house;
omnia Cæsar erat: they were all accounted sacred
who belonged to him. As for Cassius Severus, he
was contemporary with Horace; and was the same
poet against whom he writes in his Epodes, under
this title, In Cassium Severum maledicum poetam;
perhaps intending to kill two crows, according to
our proverb, with one stone, and revenge both himself
and his emperor together.
From hence I may reasonably conclude, that Augustus,
who was not altogether so good as he was
wise, had some by-respect in the enacting of this
law; for to do any thing for nothing, was not his
maxim. Horace, as he was a courtier, complied
with the interest of his master; and, avoiding the
lashing of greater crimes, confined himself to the
ridiculing of petty vices and common follies; excepting
only some reserved cases, in his Odes and
Epodes, of his own particular quarrels, which either
with permission of the magistrate, or without it,
every man will revenge, though I say not that he
should; for prior læsit is a good excuse in the civil
law, if christianity had not taught us to forgive.
However, he was not the proper man to arraign
great vices, at least if the stories which we hear of
him are true,—that he practised some, which I will
not here mention, out of honour to him. It was
not for a Clodius to accuse adulterers, especially
when Augustus was of that number; so that though
his age was not exempted from the worst of villanies,
there was no freedom left to reprehend
them by reason of the edict; and our poet was not
fit to represent them in an odious character, because
himself was dipt in the same actions. Upon
this account, without farther insisting on the different
tempers of Juvenal and Horace, I conclude,
that the subjects which Horace chose for satire, are
of a lower nature than those of which Juvenal has
written.
Thus I have treated, in a new method, the comparison
betwixt Horace, Juvenal, and Persius;
somewhat of their particular manner belonging to
all of them is yet remaining to be considered. Persius
was grave, and particularly opposed his gravity
to lewdness, which was the predominant vice in
Nero's court, at the time when he published his
Satires, which was before that emperor fell into the
excess of cruelty. Horace was a mild admonisher,
a court-satirist, fit for the gentle times of Augustus,
and more fit, for the reasons which I have already
given. Juvenal was as proper for his times, as they
for theirs; his was an age that deserved a more severe
chastisement; vices were more gross and open,
more flagitious, more encouraged by the example of
a tyrant, and more protected by his authority.
Therefore, wheresoever Juvenal mentions Nero, he
means Domitian, whom he dares not attack in his
own person, but scourges him by proxy. Heinsius
urges in praise of Horace, that, according to the ancient
art and law of satire, it should be nearer to
comedy than tragedy; not declaiming against vice,
but only laughing at it. Neither Persius nor Juvenal
were ignorant of this, for they had both studied
Horace. And the thing itself is plainly true. But
as they had read Horace, they had likewise read
Lucilius, of whom Persius says,—secuit urbem; ... et
genuinum fregit in illis; meaning Mutius and Lupus;
and Juvenal also mentions him in these words:
Ense velut stricto, quoties Lucilius ardens
Infremuit, rubet auditor, cui frigida mens est
Criminibus, tacitâ sudant præcordia culpa.
So that they thought the imitation of Lucilius
was more proper to their purpose than that of
Horace. "They changed satire, (says Holyday) but
they changed it for the better; for the business
being to reform great vices, chastisement goes
farther than admonition; whereas a perpetual grin,
like that of Horace, does rather anger than amend
a man."
Thus far that learned critic, Barten Holyday,[39]
whose interpretation and illustrations of Juvenal are
as excellent, as the verse of his translation and his
English are lame and pitiful. For it is not enough
to give us the meaning of a poet, which I acknowledge
him to have performed most faithfully, but
he must also imitate his genius, and his numbers, as
far as the English will come up to the elegance of
the original. In few words, it is only for a poet to
translate a poem. Holyday and Stapylton[40] had not
enough considered this, when they attempted Juvenal:
but I forbear reflections; only I beg leave
to take notice of this sentence, where Holyday says,
"a perpetual grin, like that of Horace, rather angers
than amends a man." I cannot give him up
the manner of Horace in low satire so easily. Let
the chastisement of Juvenal be never so necessary
for his new kind of satire; let him declaim as wittily
and sharply as he pleases; yet still the nicest
and most delicate touches of satire consist in fine
raillery. This, my lord, is your particular talent, to
which even Juvenal could not arrive. It is not
reading, it is not imitation of an author, which can
produce this fineness; it must be inborn; it must
proceed from a genius, and particular way of thinking,
which is not to be taught; and therefore not
to be imitated by him who has it not from nature.
How easy is it to call rogue and villain, and that
wittily! But how hard to make a man appear a fool,
a blockhead, or a knave, without using any of those
opprobrious terms! To spare the grossness of the
names, and to do the thing yet more severely, is to
draw a full face, and to make the nose and cheeks
stand out, and yet not to employ any depth of shadowing.
This is the mystery of that noble trade,
which yet no master can teach to his apprentice;
he may give the rules, but the scholar is never the
nearer in his practice. Neither is it true, that this
fineness of raillery is offensive. A witty man is
tickled while he is hurt in this manner, and a fool
feels it not. The occasion of an offence may possibly
be given, but he cannot take it. If it be
granted, that in effect this way does more mischief;
that a man is secretly wounded, and though he be
not sensible himself, yet the malicious world will
find it out for him; yet there is still a vast difference
betwixt the slovenly butchering of a man,
and the fineness of a stroke that separates the head
from the body, and leaves it standing in its place.
A man may be capable, as Jack Ketch's[41] wife said
of his servant, of a plain piece of work, a bare
hanging; but to make a malefactor die sweetly,
was only belonging to her husband. I wish I could
apply it to myself, if the reader would be kind
enough to think it belongs to me. The character
of Zimri in my "Absalom," is, in my opinion, worth
the whole poem: it is not bloody, but it is ridiculous
enough; and he, for whom it was intended,
was too witty to resent it as an injury.[42] If I had
railed, I might have suffered for it justly; but I
managed my own work more happily, perhaps more
dexterously. I avoided the mention of great crimes,
and applied myself to the representing of blind-sides,
and little extravagancies; to which, the wittier
a man is, he is generally the more obnoxious.
It succeeded as I wished; the jest went round, and
he was laughed at in his turn who began the frolic.
And thus, my lord, you see I have preferred the
manner of Horace, and of your lordship, in this
kind of satire, to that of Juvenal, and I think, reasonably.
Holyday ought not to have arraigned so
great an author, for that which was his excellency
and his merit: or if he did, on such a palpable mistake,
he might expect that some one might possibly
arise, either in his own time, or after him, to
rectify his error, and restore to Horace that commendation,
of which he has so unjustly robbed him.
And let the manes of Juvenal forgive me, if I say,
that this way of Horace was the best for amending
manners, as it is the most difficult. His was an
ense rescindendum; but that of Horace was a pleasant
cure, with all the limbs preserved entire;
and, as our mountebanks tell us in their bills, without
keeping the patient within doors for a day.
What they promise only, Horace has effectually
performed: yet I contradict not the proposition
which I formerly advanced. Juvenal's times required
a more painful kind of operation; but if he
had lived in the age of Horace, I must needs affirm,
that he had it not about him. He took the method
which was prescribed him by his own genius, which
was sharp and eager; he could not rally, but he
could declaim; and as his provocations were great,
he has revenged them tragically. This notwithstanding,
I am to say another word, which, as true
as it is, will yet displease the partial admirers of our
Horace. I have hinted it before, but it is time for
me now to speak more plainly.
This manner of Horace is indeed the best; but
Horace has not executed it altogether so happily,
at least not often. The manner of Juvenal is confessed
to be inferior to the former, but Juvenal has
excelled him in his performance. Juvenal has railed
more wittily than Horace has rallied. Horace means
to make his readers laugh, but he is not sure of his
experiment. Juvenal always intends to move your
indignation, and he always brings about his purpose.
Horace, for aught I know, might have tickled
the people of his age; but amongst the moderns
he is not so successful. They, who say he
entertains so pleasantly, may perhaps value themselves
on the quickness of their own understandings,
that they can see a jest farther off than other
men; they may find occasion of laughter in the
wit-battle of the two buffoons, Sarmentus and Cicerrus;
and hold their sides for fear of bursting,
when Rupilius and Persius are scolding. For my
own part, I can only like the characters of all four,
which are judiciously given; but for my heart I
cannot so much as smile at their insipid raillery. I
see not why Persius should call upon Brutus to revenge
him on his adversary; and that because he
had killed Julius Cæsar, for endeavouring to be a
king, therefore he should be desired to murder Rupilius,
only because his name was Mr King.[43] A
miserable clench, in my opinion, for Horace to record:
I have heard honest Mr Swan[44] make many
a better, and yet have had the grace to hold my
countenance. But it may be puns were then in
fashion, as they were wit in the sermons of the last
age, and in the court of King Charles II. I am
sorry to say it, for the sake of Horace; but certain
it is, he has no fine palate who can feed so heartily
on garbage.
But I have already wearied myself, and doubt not
but I have tired your lordship's patience, with this
long, rambling, and, I fear, trivial discourse. Upon
the one half of the merits, that is, pleasure, I cannot
but conclude that Juvenal was the better satirist.
They, who will descend into his particular
praises, may find them at large in the Dissertation
of the learned Rigaltius to Thuanus. As for Persius,
I have given the reasons why I think him inferior
to both of them; yet I have one thing to add
on that subject.
Barten Holyday, who translated both Juvenal and
Persius, has made this distinction betwixt them,
which is no less true than witty,—that in Persius the
difficulty is to find a meaning, in Juvenal to chuse
a meaning: so crabbed is Persius, and so copious is
Juvenal; so much the understanding is employed
in one, and so much the judgment in the other;
so difficult it is to find any sense in the former, and
the best sense of the latter.
If, on the other side, any one suppose I have
commended Horace below his merit, when I have
allowed him but the second place, I desire him to
consider, if Juvenal, a man of excellent natural endowments,
besides the advantages of diligence and
study, and coming after him, and building upon his
foundations, might not probably, with all these
helps, surpass him; and whether it be any dishonour
to Horace to be thus surpassed, since no art or
science is at once begun and perfected, but that it
must pass first through many hands, and even through
several ages. If Lucilius could add to Ennius, and
Horace to Lucilius, why, without any diminution to
the fame of Horace, might not Juvenal give the last
perfection to that work? Or, rather, what disreputation
is it to Horace, that Juvenal excels in the
tragical satire, as Horace does in the comical? I
have read over attentively both Heinsius and Dacier,
in their commendations of Horace; but I can
find no more in either of them, for the preference
of him to Juvenal, than the instructive part; the
part of wisdom, and not that of pleasure; which,
therefore, is here allowed him, notwithstanding what
Scaliger and Rigaltius have pleaded to the contrary
for Juvenal. And, to show that I am impartial, I
will here translate what Dacier has said on that subject.
"I cannot give a more just idea of the two books
of Satires made by Horace, than by comparing them
to the statues of the Sileni, to which Alcibiades compares
Socrates in the Symposium. They were figures,
which had nothing of agreeable, nothing of beauty,
on their outside; but when any one took the pains
to open them, and search into them, he there found
the figures of all the deities. So, in the shape that
Horace presents himself to us in his Satires, we see
nothing, at the first view, which deserves our attention:
it seems that he is rather an amusement for
children, than for the serious consideration of men.
But, when we take away his crust, and that which
hides him from our sight, when we discover him to
the bottom, then we find all the divinities in a full
assembly; that is to say, all the virtues which ought
to be the continual exercise of those, who seriously
endeavour to correct their vices."
It is easy to observe, that Dacier, in this noble similitude,
has confined the praise of his author wholly
to the instructive part; the commendation turns
on this, and so does that which follows.
"In these two books of satire, it is the business of
Horace to instruct us how to combat our vices, to
regulate our passions, to follow nature, to give
bounds to our desires, to distinguish betwixt truth
and falsehood, and betwixt our conceptions of things,
and things themselves; to come back from our prejudicate
opinions, to understand exactly the principles
and motives of all our actions; and to avoid
the ridicule, into which all men necessarily fall, who
are intoxicated with those notions which they have
received from their masters, and which they obstinately
retain, without examining whether or no
they be founded on right reason.
"In a word, he labours to render us happy in relation
to ourselves; agreeable and faithful to our
friends; and discreet, serviceable, and well-bred, in
relation to those with whom we are obliged to live,
and to converse. To make his figures intelligible,
to conduct his readers through the labyrinth of some
perplexed sentence, or obscure parenthesis, is no
great matter; and, as Epictetus says, there is nothing
of beauty in all this, or what is worthy of a
prudent man. The principal business, and which is
of most importance to us, is to show the use, the
reason, and the proof of his precepts.
"They who endeavour not to correct themselves,
according to so exact a model, are just like the patients
who have open before them a book of admirable
receipts for their diseases, and please themselves
with reading it, without comprehending the
nature of the remedies, or how to apply them to
their cure."
Let Horace go off with these encomiums, which
he has so well deserved.
To conclude the contention betwixt our three
poets, I will use the words of Virgil, in his fifth
Æneid, where Æneas proposes the rewards of the foot-race
to the three first who should reach the goal.
——Tres præmia primi
Accipient, flavâque caput nectentur olivâ.
Let these three ancients be preferred to all the moderns,
as first arriving at the goal; let them all be
crowned, as victors, with the wreath that properly
belongs to satire; but, after that, with this distinction
amongst themselves,
Primus equum phaleris insignem victor habeto.
Let Juvenal ride first in triumph;
Alter Amazoniam pharetram, plenamque sagittis
Threiciis, lato quam circumplectitur auro
Balteus, et tereti subnectit fibula gemmâ.
Let Horace, who is the second, and but just the second,
carry off the quivers and the arrows, as the
badges of his satire, and the golden belt, and the
diamond button;
Tertius Argolico hoc clypeo contentus abito.
And let Persius, the last of the first three worthies,
be contented with this Grecian shield, and with
victory, not only over all the Grecians, who were
ignorant of the Roman satire, but over all the moderns
in succeeding ages, excepting Boileau and
your lordship.
And thus I have given the history of Satire, and
derived it as far as from Ennius to your lordship; that
is, from its first rudiments of barbarity to its last polishing
and perfection; which is, with Virgil, in his
address to Augustus,—
----Nomen famâ tot ferre per annos,
Tithoni primâ quot abest ab origine Cæsar.
I said only from Ennius; but I may safely carry it
higher, as far as Livius Andronicus, who, as I have
said formerly, taught the first play at Rome, in the
year ab urbe condita CCCCCXIV. I have since desired
my learned friend, Mr Maidwell,[45] to compute
the difference of times, betwixt Aristophanes and
Livius Andronicus; and he assures me, from the
best chronologers, that "Plutus," the last of Aristophanes's
plays, was represented at Athens, in the
year of the 97th Olympiad; which agrees with the
year urbis conditæ CCCLXIV. So that the difference
of years betwixt Aristophanes and Andronicus is
150; from whence I have probably deduced, that
Livius Andronicus, who was a Grecian, had read
the plays of the old comedy, which were satirical,
and also of the new; for Menander was fifty years
before him, which must needs be a great light to
him in his own plays, that were of the satirical nature.
That the Romans had farces before this it is
true; but then they had no communication with
Greece; so that Andronicus was the first who wrote
after the manner of the old comedy in his plays:
he was imitated by Ennius, about thirty years afterwards.
Though the former writ fables, the latter,
speaking properly, began the Roman satire; according
to that description, which Juvenal gives of
it in his first:
Quicquid agunt homines, votum, timor, ira, voluptas,
Gaudia, discursus, nostri est farrago libelli.
This is that in which I have made bold to differ
from Casaubon, Rigaltius, Dacier, and indeed from
all the modern critics,—that not Ennius, but Andronicus
was the first, who, by the Archæa Comœdia
of the Greeks, added many beauties to the
first rude and barbarous Roman satire: which sort
of poem, though we had not derived from Rome,
yet nature teaches it mankind in all ages, and in
every country.
It is but necessary, that after so much has been
said of Satire, some definition of it should be given.
Heinsius, in his "Dissertations on Horace," makes
it for me, in these words: "Satire is a kind of poetry,
without a series of action, invented for the purging
of our minds; in which human vices, ignorance,
and errors, and all things besides, which are produced
from them in every man, are severely reprehended;
partly dramatically, partly simply, and
sometimes in both kinds of speaking; but, for the
most part, figuratively, and occultly; consisting in
a low familiar way, chiefly in a sharp and pungent
manner of speech; but partly, also, in a facetious
and civil way of jesting; by which either hatred, or
laughter, or indignation, is moved."—Where I cannot
but observe, that this obscure and perplexed
definition, or rather description, of satire, is wholly
accommodated to the Horatian way; and excluding
the works of Juvenal and Persius, as foreign from
that kind of poem. The clause in the beginning of
it ("without a series of action") distinguishes satire
properly from stage-plays, which are all of one action,
and one continued series of action. The end
or scope of satire is to purge the passions; so far it
is common to the satires of Juvenal and Persius.
The rest which follows is also generally belonging
to all three; till he comes upon us, with the excluding
clause—"consisting in a low familiar way of
speech,"—which is the proper character of Horace;
and from which, the other two, for their honour be
it spoken, are far distant. But how come lowness
of style, and the familiarity of words, to be so much
the propriety of satire, that without them a poet can
be no more a satirist, than without risibility he can
be a man? Is the fault of Horace to be made the
virtue and standing rule of this poem? Is the grande
sophos[46] of Persius, and the sublimity of Juvenal, to
be circumscribed with the meanness of words and
vulgarity of expression? If Horace refused the
pains of numbers, and the loftiness of figures, are
they bound to follow so ill a precedent? Let him
walk a-foot, with his pad in his hand, for his own
pleasure; but let not them be accounted no poets,
who chuse to mount, and show their horsemanship.
Holyday is not afraid to say, that there was never
such a fall, as from his Odes to his Satires, and that
he, injuriously to himself, untuned his harp. The
majestic way of Persius and Juvenal was new when
they began it, but it is old to us; and what poems
have not, with time, received an alteration in their
fashion? "which alteration," says Holyday, "is to
after times as good a warrant as the first." Has not
Virgil changed the manners of Homer's heroes in his
Æneid? Certainly he has, and for the better: for
Virgil's age was more civilized, and better bred;
and he writ according to the politeness of Rome,
under the reign of Augustus Cæsar, not to the rudeness
of Agamemnon's age, or the times of Homer.
Why should we offer to confine free spirits to one
form, when we cannot so much as confine our bodies
to one fashion of apparel? Would not Donne's
satires, which abound with so much wit, appear
more charming, if he had taken care of his words,
and of his numbers? But he followed Horace so very
close, that of necessity he must fall with him;
and I may safely say it of this present age, that if
we are not so great wits as Donne, yet, certainly,
we are better poets.
But I have said enough, and it may be too much,
on this subject. Will your lordship be pleased to
prolong my audience, only so far, till I tell you my
own trivial thoughts, how a modern satire should
be made. I will not deviate in the least from the
precepts and examples of the ancients, who were
always our best masters. I will only illustrate them,
and discover some of the hidden beauties in their
designs, that we thereby may form our own in imitation
of them. Will you please but to observe, that
Persius, the least in dignity of all the three, has notwithstanding
been the first, who has discovered to
us this important secret, in the designing of a perfect
satire,—that it ought only to treat of one subject;—to
be confined to one particular theme; or, at
least, to one principally. If other vices occur in the
management of the chief, they should only be transiently
lashed, and not be insisted on, so as to make
the design double. As in a play of the English fashion,
which we call a tragi-comedy, there is to be
but one main design; and though there be an underplot,
or second walk of comical characters and
adventures, yet they are subservient to the chief
fable, carried along under it, and helping to it; so
that the drama may not seem a monster with two
heads. Thus, the Copernican system of the planets
makes the moon to be moved by the motion of the
earth, and carried about her orb, as a dependent of
her's. Mascardi, in his discourse of the Doppia favola,
or double tale in plays, gives an instance of it
in the famous pastoral of Guarini, called Il Pastor
Fido; where Corisca and the Satyr are the under
parts; yet we may observe, that Corisca is brought
into the body of the plot, and made subservient to
it. It is certain, that the divine wit of Horace was
not ignorant of this rule,—that a play, though it consists
of many parts, must yet be one in the action,
and must drive on the accomplishment of one design;
for he gives this very precept,—Sit quodvis simplex
duntaxat et unum; yet he seems not much to
mind it in his Satires, many of them consisting of
more arguments than one; and the second without
dependence on the first. Casaubon has observed
this before me, in his preference of Persius to Horace;
and will have his own beloved author to be
the first who found out and introduced this method
of confining himself to one subject. I know it may
be urged in defence of Horace, that this unity is not
necessary; because the very word satura signifies
a dish plentifully stored with all variety of fruit and
grains. Yet Juvenal, who calls his poems a farrago,
which is a word of the same signification with
satura, has chosen to follow the same method of
Persius, and not of Horace; and Boileau, whose
example alone is a sufficient authority, has wholly
confined himself, in all his satires, to this unity of
design. That variety, which is not to be found in
any one satire, is, at least, in many, written on several
occasions. And if variety be of absolute necessity
in every one of them, according to the etymology
of the word, yet it may arise naturally from
one subject, as it is diversely treated, in the several
subordinate branches of it, all relating to the chief.
It may be illustrated accordingly with variety of
examples in the subdivisions of it, and with as many
precepts as there are members of it; which, altogether,
may complete that olla, or hotchpotch,
which is properly a satire.
Under this unity of theme, or subject, is comprehended
another rule for perfecting the design of true
satire. The poet is bound, and that ex officio, to give
his reader some one precept of moral virtue, and to
caution him against some one particular vice or folly.
Other virtues, subordinate to the first, may be recommended
under that chief head; and other vices
or follies may be scourged, besides that which he
principally intends. But he is chiefly to inculcate
one virtue, and insist on that. Thus Juvenal, in
every satire excepting the first, ties himself to one
principal instructive point, or to the shunning of
moral evil. Even in the sixth, which seems only
an arraignment of the whole sex of womankind,
there is a latent admonition to avoid ill women, by
showing how very few, who are virtuous and good,
are to be found amongst them. But this, though
the wittiest of all his satires, has yet the least
of truth or instruction in it. He has run himself
into his old declamatory way, and almost forgotten
that he was now setting up for a moral poet.
Persius is never wanting to us in some profitable
doctrine, and in exposing the opposite vices to it.
His kind of philosophy is one, which is the stoick;
and every satire is a comment on one particular
dogma of that sect, unless we will except the first,
which is against bad writers; and yet even there
he forgets not the precepts of the Porch. In general,
all virtues are every where to be praised and
recommended to practice; and all vices to be reprehended,
and made either odious or ridiculous;
or else there is a fundamental error in the whole
design.
I have already declared who are the only persons
that are the adequate object of private satire,
and who they are that may properly be exposed by
name for public examples of vices and follies; and
therefore I will trouble your lordship no farther
with them. Of the best and finest manner of satire,
I have said enough in the comparison betwixt Juvenal
and Horace: it is that sharp, well-mannered
way of laughing a folly out of countenance, of
which your lordship is the best master in this age.
I will proceed to the versification, which is most
proper for it, and add somewhat to what I have
said already on that subject. The sort of verse
which is called burlesque, consisting of eight syllables,
or four feet, is that which our excellent Hudibras
has chosen. I ought to have mentioned him
before, when I spoke of Donne: but by a slip of an
old man's memory he was forgotten. The worth
of his poem is too well known to need my commendation,
and he is above my censure. His satire
is of the Varronian kind, though unmixed with
prose. The choice of his numbers is suitable enough
to his design, as he has managed it; but in any
other hand, the shortness of his verse, and the quick
returns of rhyme, had debased the dignity of style.
And besides, the double rhyme, (a necessary companion
of burlesque writing,) is not so proper for
manly satire; for it turns earnest too much to jest,
and gives us a boyish kind of pleasure. It tickles
aukwardly with a kind of pain, to the best sort of
readers: we are pleased ungratefully, and, if I may
say so, against our liking. We thank him not for
giving us that unseasonable delight, when we know
he could have given us a better, and more solid.
He might have left that task to others, who, not
being able to put in thought, can only make us grin
with the excrescence of a word of two or three syllables
in the close. It is, indeed, below so great a master
to make use of such a little instrument.[47] But
his good sense is perpetually shining through all he
writes; it affords us not the time of finding faults.
We pass through the levity of his rhyme, and
are immediately carried into some admirable useful
thought. After all, he has chosen this kind of
verse, and has written the best in it: and had he
taken another, he would always have excelled:
as we say of a court-favourite, that whatsoever his
office be, he still makes it uppermost, and most beneficial
to himself.
The quickness of your imagination, my lord, has
already prevented me; and you know before-hand,
that I would prefer the verse of ten syllables, which
we call the English heroic, to that of eight. This
is truly my opinion; for this sort of number is
more roomy; the thought can turn itself with
greater ease in a larger compass. When the rhyme
comes too thick upon us, it straitens the expression;
we are thinking of the close, when we should
be employed in adorning the thought. It makes a
poet giddy with turning in a space too narrow for
his imagination; he loses many beauties, without
gaining one advantage. For a burlesque rhyme
I have already concluded to be none; or, if it were,
it is more easily purchased in ten syllables than in
eight. In both occasions it is as in a tennis-court,
when the strokes of greater force are given, when
we strike out and play at length. Tassoni and
Boileau have left us the best examples of this way,
in the "Secchia Rapita," and the "Lutrin;" and next
them Merlin Cocaius in his "Baldus." I will speak
only of the two former, because the last is written
in Latin verse. The "Secchia Rapita" is an Italian
poem, a satire of the Varronian kind. It is written
in the stanza of eight, which is their measure
for heroic verse. The words are stately, the numbers
smooth, the turn both of thoughts and words
is happy. The first six lines of the stanza seem majestical
and severe; but the two last turn them all
into a pleasant ridicule. Boileau, if I am not much
deceived, has modelled from hence his famous "Lutrin."
He had read the burlesque poetry of Scarron,[48]
with some kind of indignation, as witty as it was,
and found nothing in France that was worthy of
his imitation; but he copied the Italian so well,
that his own may pass for an original. He writes
it in the French heroic verse, and calls it an heroic
poem; his subject is trivial, but his verse is noble.
I doubt not but he had Virgil in his eye, for we
find many admirable imitations of him, and some
parodies; as particularly this passage in the fourth
of the Æneids:
Nec tibi diva parens, generis nec Dardanus auctor,
Perfide; sed duris genuit te cautibus horrens
Caucasus; Hyrcanæque admorûnt ubera tigres:
which he thus translates, keeping to the words,
but altering the sense:
Non, ton pere a Paris, ne fut point boulanger:
Et tu n'es point du sang de Gervais, l'horloger:
Ta mere ne fut point la maitresse d'un coché;
Caucase dans ses flancs te forma d'une roché:
Une tigresse affreuse, en quelque antre écarté,
Te fit, avec son lait, succer sa cruauté.
And, as Virgil in his fourth Georgick, of the Bees,
perpetually raises the lowness of his subject, by the
loftiness of his words, and ennobles it by comparisons
drawn from empires, and from monarchs;—
Admiranda tibi levium spectacula rerum,
Magnanimosque duces, totiusque ordine gentis
Mores et studia, et populos, et prœlia dicam.
And again:
At genus immortale manet; multosque per annos
Stat fortuna domus, et avi numerantur avorum;—
we see Boileau pursuing him in the same flights,
and scarcely yielding to his master. This, I think,
my lord, to be the most beautiful, and most noble
kind of satire. Here is the majesty of the heroic,
finely mixed with the venom of the other; and
raising the delight which otherwise would be flat
and vulgar, by the sublimity of the expression. I
could say somewhat more of the delicacy of this
and some other of his satires; but it might turn to
his prejudice, if it were carried back to France.
I have given your lordship but this bare hint, in what
verse and in what manner this sort of satire may be
best managed. Had I time, I could enlarge on the
beautiful turns of words and thoughts, which are as
requisite in this, as in heroic poetry itself, of which
the satire is undoubtedly a species. With these beautiful
turns, I confess myself to have been unacquainted,
till about twenty years ago, in a conversation
which I had with that noble wit of Scotland, Sir
George Mackenzie,[49] he asked me why I did not
imitate in my verses the turns of Mr Waller and
Sir John Denham; of which he repeated many to
me. I had often read with pleasure, and with some
profit, those two fathers of our English poetry; but
had not seriously enough considered those beauties
which give the last perfection to their works. Some
sprinklings of this kind I had also formerly in my
plays; but they were casual, and not designed.
But this hint, thus seasonably given me, first made
me sensible of my own wants, and brought me afterwards
to seek for the supply of them in other
English authors. I looked over the darling of my
youth, the famous Cowley; there I found, instead
of them, the points of wit, and quirks of epigram,
even in the "Davideis," an heroic poem, which is of
an opposite nature to those puerilities; but no elegant
turns either on the word or on the thought.
Then I consulted a greater genius, (without offence
to the manes of that noble author,) I mean Milton;
but as he endeavours every where to express Homer,
whose age had not arrived to that fineness, I
found in him a true sublimity, lofty thoughts, which
were cloathed with admirable Grecisms, and ancient
words, which he had been digging from the
mines of Chaucer and Spenser, and which, with all
their rusticity, had somewhat of venerable in them.
But I found not there neither that for which I looked.
At last I had recourse to his master, Spenser,
the author of that immortal poem, called the "Fairy
Queen;" and there I met with that which I had
been looking for so long in vain. Spenser had
studied Virgil to as much advantage as Milton had
done Homer; and amongst the rest of his excellencies
had copied that. Looking farther into the
Italian, I found Tasso had done the same; nay
more, that all the sonnets in that language are on
the turn of the first thought; which Mr Walsh, in
his late ingenious preface to his poems, has observed.
In short, Virgil and Ovid are the two principal fountains
of them in Latin poetry. And the French at
this day are so fond of them, that they judge them
to be the first beauties: delicate et bien tourné, are
the highest commendations which they bestow, on
somewhat which they think a master-piece.
An example of the turn on words, amongst a
thousand others, is that in the last book of Ovid's
"Metamorphoses:"
Heu! quantum scelus est, in viscera, viscera condi!
Congestoque avidum pinguescere corpore corpus;
Alteriusque animantem animantis vivere leto.
An example on the turn both of thoughts and
words, is to be found in Catullus, in the complaint
of Ariadne, when she was left by Theseus;
Tum jam nulla viro juranti fæmina credat;
Nulla viri speret sermones esse fideles;
Qui, dum aliquid cupiens animus prægestit apisci,
Nil metuunt jurare, nihil promittere parcunt:
Sed simul ac cupidæ mentis satiata libido est,
Dicta nihil metuere, nihil perjuria curant.
An extraordinary turn upon the words, is that in
Ovid's "Epistolæ Heroidum," of Sappho to Phaon.
Si, nisi quæ formâ poterit te digna videri,
Nulla futura tua est, nulla futura tua est.
Lastly: A turn, which I cannot say is absolutely
on words, for the thought turns with them, is in the
fourth Georgick of Virgil; where Orpheus is to
receive his wife from hell, on express condition not
to look on her till she was come on earth:
Cùm subita incautum dementia cepit amantem;
Ignoscenda quidem, scirent si ignoscere Manes.
I will not burthen your lordship with more of
them; for I write to a master who understands
them better than myself. But I may safely conclude
them to be great beauties.—I might descend
also to the mechanic beauties of heroic verse; but
we have yet no English prosodia, not so much as a
tolerable dictionary, or a grammar; so that our language
is in a manner barbarous; and what government
will encourage any one, or more, who are
capable of refining it, I know not: but nothing under
a public expence can go through with it. And
I rather fear a declination of the language, than
hope an advancement of it in the present age.
I am still speaking to you, my lord, though, in
all probability, you are already out of hearing. Nothing,
which my meanness can produce, is worthy
of this long attention. But I am come to the last
petition of Abraham; if there be ten righteous
lines, in this vast preface, spare it for their sake;
and also spare the next city, because it is but a little
one.
I would excuse the performance of this translation,
if it were all my own; but the better, though
not the greater part, being the work of some gentlemen,
who have succeeded very happily in their
undertaking, let their excellencies atone for my
imperfections, and those of my sons. I have perused
some of the satires, which are done by other
hands; and they seem to me as perfect in their
kind, as any thing I have seen in English verse.
The common way which we have taken, is not a
literal translation, but a kind of paraphrase; or
somewhat, which is yet more loose, betwixt a paraphrase
and imitation. It was not possible for us,
or any men, to have made it pleasant any other
way. If rendering the exact sense of those authors,
almost line for line, had been our business,
Barten Holyday had done it already to our hands:
and, by the help of his learned notes and illustrations,
not only Juvenal and Persius, but, what yet is
more obscure, his own verses, might be understood.
But he wrote for fame, and wrote to scholars:
we write only for the pleasure and entertainment of
those gentlemen and ladies, who, though they are
not scholars, are not ignorant: persons of understanding
and good sense, who, not having been
conversant in the original, or at least not having
made Latin verse so much their business as to be
critics in it, would be glad to find, if the wit of our
two great authors be answerable to their fame and
reputation in the world. We have, therefore, endeavoured
to give the public all the satisfaction we
are able in this kind.
And if we are not altogether so faithful to our
author, as our predecessors Holyday and Stapylton,
yet we may challenge to ourselves this praise, that
we shall be far more pleasing to our readers. We
have followed our authors at greater distance, though
not step by step, as they have done: for oftentimes
they have gone so close, that they have trod on the
heels of Juvenal and Persius, and hurt them by
their too near approach. A noble author would not
be pursued too close by a translator. We lose his
spirit, when we think to take his body. The grosser
part remains with us, but the soul is flown away
in some noble expression, or some delicate turn of
words, or thought. Thus Holyday, who made this
way his choice, seized the meaning of Juvenal; but
the poetry has always escaped him.
They who will not grant me, that pleasure is one
of the ends of poetry, but that it is only a means
of compassing the only end, which is instruction,
must yet allow, that, without the means of pleasure,
the instruction is but a bare and dry philosophy:
a crude preparation of morals, which we may
have from Aristotle and Epictetus, with more profit
than from any poet. Neither Holyday nor Stapylton
have imitated Juvenal in the poetical part
of him—his diction and his elocution. Nor had
they been poets, as neither of them were, yet, in
the way they took, it was impossible for them to
have succeeded in the poetic part.
The English verse, which we call heroic, consists
of no more than ten syllables; the Latin hexameter
sometimes rises to seventeen; as, for example, this
verse in Virgil:
Pulverulenta putrem sonitu quatit ungula campum.
Here is the difference of no less than seven syllables
in a line, betwixt the English and the Latin.
Now the medium of these is about fourteen syllables;
because the dactyle is a more frequent
foot in hexameters than the spondee. But Holyday,
without considering that he wrote with
the disadvantage of four syllables less in every
verse, endeavours to make one of his lines to comprehend
the sense of one of Juvenal's. According
to the falsity of the proposition was the success.
He was forced to crowd his verse with ill-sounding
monosyllables, of which our barbarous language affords
him a wild plenty; and by that means he arrived
at his pedantic end, which was to make a literal
translation. His verses have nothing of verse
in them, but only the worst part of it—the rhyme;
and that, into the bargain, is far from good. But,
which is more intolerable, by cramming his ill-chosen,
and worse-sounding monosyllables so close together,
the very sense which he endeavours to explain,
is become more obscure than that of his author;
so that Holyday himself cannot be understood,
without as large a commentary as that which
he makes on his two authors. For my own part, I
can make a shift to find the meaning of Juvenal
without his notes: but his translation is more difficult
than his author. And I find beauties in the Latin
to recompense my pains; but, in Holyday and
Stapylton, my ears, in the first place, are mortally
offended; and then their sense is so perplexed, that
I return to the original, as the more pleasing task,
as well as the more easy.[50]
This must be said for our translation, that, if we
give not the whole sense of Juvenal, yet we give
the most considerable part of it: we give it, in general,
so clearly, that few notes are sufficient to
make us intelligible. We make our author at least
appear in a poetic dress. We have actually made
him more sounding, and more elegant, than he was
before in English; and have endeavoured to make
him speak that kind of English, which he would
have spoken had he lived in England, and had
written to this age. If sometimes any of us (and
it is but seldom) make him express the customs
and manners of our native country rather than of
Rome, it is, either when there was some kind of
analogy betwixt their customs and ours, or when,
to make him more easy to vulgar understandings,
we give him those manners which are familiar to
us. But I defend not this innovation, it is enough
if I can excuse it. For, to speak sincerely, the manners
of nations and ages are not to be confounded;
we should either make them English, or leave them
Roman. If this can neither be defended nor excused,
let it be pardoned at least, because it is acknowledged;
and so much the more easily, as being
a fault which is never committed without some
pleasure to the reader.
Thus, my lord, having troubled you with a tedious
visit, the best manners will be shewn in the
least ceremony. I will slip away while your back
is turned, and while you are otherwise employed;
with great confusion for having entertained you so
long with this discourse, and for having no other
recompence to make you, than the worthy labours
of my fellow-undertakers in this work, and the
thankful acknowledgments, prayers, and perpetual
good wishes, of,
My Lord,
Your Lordship's
Most obliged, most humble,
And most obedient servant,
John Dryden.
Aug. 18, 1692.
THE ARGUMENT.
The Poet gives us first a kind of humorous reason for his writing: that
being provoked by hearing so many ill poets rehearse their works, he
does himself justice on them, by giving them as bad as they bring.
But since no man will rank himself with ill writers, it is easy to
conclude, that if such wretches could draw an audience, he thought
it no hard matter to excel them, and gain a greater esteem with the
public. Next, he informs us more openly, why he rather addicts
himself to satire than any other kind of poetry. And here he discovers,
that it is not so much his indignation to ill poets as to ill
men, which has prompted him to write. He, therefore, gives us a
summary and general view of the vices and follies reigning in his
time. So that this first satire is the natural ground-work of all the
rest. Herein he confines himself to no one subject, but strikes indifferently
at all men in his way. In every following satire he has chosen
some particular moral which he would inculcate; and lashes
some particular vice or folly, (an art with which our lampooners
are not much acquainted). But our poet being desirous to reform
his own age, and not daring to attempt it by an overt-act of naming
living persons, inveighs only against those who were infamous in the
times immediately preceding his, whereby he not only gives a fair
warning to great men, that their memory lies at the mercy of future
poets and historians, but also, with a finer stroke of his pen, brands
even the living, and personates them under dead men's names.
I have avoided, as much as I could possibly, the borrowed learning of
marginal notes and illustrations, and for that reason have translated
this satire somewhat largely; and freely own, (if it be a fault,)
that I have likewise omitted most of the proper names, because I
thought they would not much edify the reader. To conclude, if in
two or three places I have deserted all the commentators, it is because
I thought they first deserted my author, or at least have left
him in so much obscurity, that too much room is left for guessing.
Still shall I hear, and never quit the score,
Stunned with hoarse Codrus'[51] Theseid, o'er and o'er?
Shall this man's elegies and t'other's play
Unpunished murder a long summer's day?
Huge Telephus,[52] a formidable page,
Cries vengeance; and Orestes'[53] bulky rage,
Unsatisfied with margins closely writ,
Foams o'er the covers, and not finished yet.
No man can take a more familiar note
Of his own home, than I of Vulcan's grott,
Or Mars his grove,[54] or hollow winds that blow
From Ætna's top, or tortured ghosts below.
I know by rote the famed exploits of Greece,
The Centaurs' fury, and the Golden Fleece;
Through the thick shades the eternal scribbler bawls,
And shakes the statues on their pedestals.
The best and worst[55] on the same theme employs
His muse, and plagues us with an equal noise.
Provoked by these incorrigible fools,
I left declaiming in pedantic schools;
Where, with men-boys, I strove to get renown,
Advising Sylla to a private gown.[56]
But, since the world with writing is possest, }
I'll versify in spite; and do my best, }
To make as much waste paper as the rest. }
But why I lift aloft the satire's rod,
And tread the path which famed Lucilius[57] trod,
Attend the causes which my muse have led:—
When sapless eunuchs mount the marriage-bed;
When mannish Mævia,[58] that two-handed whore,
Astride on horseback hunts the Tuscan boar;
When all our lords are by his wealth outvied,
Whose razor on my callow beard was tried;[59]
When I behold the spawn of conquered Nile,
Crispinus, both in birth and manners vile,[60]
Pacing in pomp, with cloak of Tyrian dye,
Changed oft a-day for needless luxury;
And finding oft occasion to be fanned,
Ambitious to produce his lady-hand;
Charged with light summer-rings his fingers sweat,[61]
Unable to support a gem of weight:
Such fulsome objects meeting every where,
'Tis hard to write, but harder to forbear.
To view so lewd a town, and to refrain,
What hoops of iron could my spleen contain!
When pleading Matho, borne abroad for air,[62]
With his fat paunch fills his new-fashioned chair,
And after him the wretch in pomp conveyed,
Whose evidence his lord and friend betrayed,
And but the wished occasion does attend }
From the poor nobles the last spoils to rend, }
Whom even spies dread as their superior fiend, }
And bribe with presents; or, when presents fail,
They send their prostituted wives for bail:
When night-performance holds the place of merit,
And brawn and back the next of kin disherit;
(For such good parts are in preferment's way,)
The rich old madam never fails to pay
Her legacies, by nature's standard given,
One gains an ounce, another gains eleven:
A dear-bought bargain, all things duly weighed,
For which their thrice concocted blood is paid.
With looks as wan, as he who in the brake
At unawares has trod upon a snake;
Or played at Lyons a declaiming prize,
For which the vanquished rhetorician dies.[63]
What indignation boils within my veins, }
When perjured guardians, proud with impious gains, }
Choke up the streets, too narrow for their trains! }
Whose wards, by want betrayed, to crimes are led
Too foul to name, too fulsome to be read!
When he who pilled his province 'scapes the laws,
And keeps his money, though he lost his cause;
His fine begged off, contemns his infamy,
Can rise at twelve, and get him drunk ere three;
Enjoys his exile, and, condemned in vain,
Leaves thee, prevailing province, to complain.[64]
Such villanies roused Horace into wrath;
And tis more noble to pursue his path,[65]
Than an old tale of Diomede to repeat, }
Or labouring after Hercules to sweat, }
Or wandering in the winding maze of Crete; }
Or with the winged smith aloft to fly,
Or fluttering perish with his foolish boy.
With what impatience must the muse behold
The wife, by her procuring husband sold?
For though the law makes null the adulterer's deed
Of lands to her, the cuckold may succeed,
Who his taught eyes up to the ceiling throws,
And sleeps all over but his wakeful nose.
When he dares hope a colonel's command,
Whose coursers kept, ran out his father's land;
Who yet a stripling, Nero's chariot drove, }
Whirled o'er the streets, while his vain master strove }
With boasted art to please his eunuch love[66] }
Would it not make a modest author dare
To draw his table-book within the square,
And fill with notes, when, lolling at his ease,
Mecænas-like,[67] the happy rogue he sees
Borne by six wearied slaves in open view,
Who cancelled an old will, and forged a new;
Made wealthy at the small expence of signing
With a wet seal, and a fresh interlining?
The lady, next, requires a lashing line,
Who squeezed a toad into her husband's wine:
So well the fashionable medicine thrives,
That now 'tis practised even by country wives;
Poisoning, without regard of fame or fear,
And spotted corpse are frequent on the bier.
Wouldst thou to honours and preferments climb?
Be bold in mischief, dare some mighty crime,
Which dungeons, death, or banishment deserves;
For virtue is but dryly praised, and starves.
Great men to great crimes owe their plate embost,}
Fair palaces, and furniture of cost, }
And high commands; a sneaking sin is lost. }
Who can behold that rank old letcher keep
His son's corrupted wife, and hope to sleep?[68]
Or that male-harlot, or that unfledged boy,
Eager to sin, before he can enjoy?
If nature could not, anger would indite
Such woful stuff as I or Sh——ll[69] write.
Count from the time, since old Deucalion's boat,
Raised by the flood, did on Parnassus float,[70]
And, scarcely mooring on the cliff, implored
An oracle how man might be restored;
When softened stones and vital breath ensued,
And virgins naked were by lovers viewed;
What ever since that golden age was done,
What human kind desires, and what they shun;
Rage, passions, pleasures, impotence of will,
Shall this satirical collection fill.
What age so large a crop of vices bore,
Or when was avarice extended more?
When were the dice with more profusion thrown?
The well-filled fob not emptied now alone,
But gamesters for whole patrimonies play;
The steward brings the deeds which must convey
The lost estate: what more than madness reigns,
When one short sitting many hundreds drains,
And not enough is left him to supply }
Board-wages, or a footman's livery? }
What age so many summer-seats did see? }
Or which of our forefathers fared so well,
As on seven dishes at a private meal?
Clients of old were feasted; now, a poor
Divided dole is dealt at the outward door;
Which by the hungry rout is soon dispatched:
The paltry largess, too, severely watched,
Ere given; and every face observed with care,
That no intruding guest usurp a share.
Known, you receive; the crier calls aloud }
Our old nobility of Trojan blood, }
Who gape among the crowd for their precarious food. }
The prætor's and the tribune's voice is heard;
The freedman jostles, and will be preferred;
First come, first served, he cries; and I, in spite
Of your great lordships, will maintain my right;
Though born a slave, though my torn ears are bored,[71]
'Tis not the birth, 'tis money makes the lord.
The rents of five fair houses I receive;
What greater honours can the purple give?
The poor patrician is reduced to keep,
In melancholy walks, a grazier's sheep:
Not Pallus nor Licinius[72] had my treasure;
Then let the sacred tribunes wait my leisure.
Once a poor rogue, 'tis true, I trod the street,
And trudged to Rome upon my naked feet:
Gold is the greatest God; though yet we see
No temples raised to money's majesty;
No altars fuming to her power divine,
Such as to valour, peace, and virtue shine,
And faith, and concord; where the stork on high[73]}
Seems to salute her infant progeny, }
Presaging pious love with her auspicious cry.— }
But since our knights and senators account,
To what their sordid begging vails amount,
Judge what a wretched share the poor attends,
Whose whole subsistence on those alms depends!
Their household fire, their raiment, and their food,
Prevented by those harpies;[74] when a wood
Of litters thick besiege the donor's gate,
And begging lords and teeming ladies wait
The promised dole; nay, some have learned the trick
To beg for absent persons; feign them sick,
Close mewed in their sedans, for fear of air; }
And for their wives produce an empty chair. }
This is my spouse; dispatch her with her share; }
'Tis Galla.—Let her ladyship but peep.—
No, sir, 'tis pity to disturb her sleep.[75]
Such fine employments our whole days divide:
The salutations of the morning tide
Call up the sun; those ended, to the hall
We wait the patron, hear the lawyers bawl;
Then to the statues; where amidst the race }
Of conquering Rome, some Arab shows his face, }
Inscribed with titles, and profanes the place;[76]}
Fit to be pissed against, and somewhat more.
The great man, home conducted, shuts his door.
Old clients, wearied out with fruitless care,
Dismiss their hopes of eating, and despair;
Though much against the grain, forced to retire,
Buy roots for supper, and provide a fire.
Meantime his lordship lolls within at ease,
Pampering his paunch with foreign rarities;
Both sea and land are ransacked for the feast,
And his own gut the sole invited guest.
Such plate, such tables, dishes dressed so well,
That whole estates are swallowed at a meal.
Even parasites are banished from his board;
(At once a sordid and luxurious lord;)
Prodigious throat, for which whole boars are drest;
(A creature formed to furnish out a feast.)
But present punishment pursues his maw,
When, surfeited and swelled, the peacock raw
He bears into the bath; whence want of breath,
Repletions, apoplex, intestate death.
His fate makes table-talk, divulged with scorn,
And he, a jest, into his grave is borne.
No age can go beyond us; future times
Can add no farther to the present crimes.
Our sons but the same things can wish and do; }
Vice is at stand, and at the highest flow. }
Then, Satire, spread thy sails, take all the winds can blow! }
Some may, perhaps, demand what muse can yield
Sufficient strength for such a spacious field?
From whence can be derived so large a vein,
Bold truths to speak, and spoken to maintain,
When godlike freedom is so far bereft
The noble mind, that scarce the name is left?
Ere scandalum magnatum was begot,
No matter if the great forgave or not;
But if that honest licence now you take, }
If into rogues omnipotent you rake, }
Death is your doom, impaled upon a stake; }
Smeared o'er with wax, and set on fire, to light
The streets, and make a dreadful blaze by night.
Shall they, who drenched three uncles in a draught
Of poisonous juice, be then in triumph brought,
Make lanes among the people where they go, }
And, mounted high on downy chariots, throw }
Disdainful glances on the crowd below? }
Be silent, and beware, if such you see;
'Tis defamation but to say, That's he!
Against bold Turnus the great Trojan arm,
Amidst their strokes the poet gets no harm:
Achilles may in epic verse be slain,
And none of all his myrmidons complain:
Hylas may drop his pitcher, none will cry,
Not if he drown himself for company;
But when Lucilius brandishes his pen,
And flashes in the face of guilty men,
A cold sweat stands in drops on every part,
And rage succeeds to tears, revenge to smart.[77]
Muse, be advised; 'tis past considering time,
When entered once the dangerous lists of rhime;
Since none the living villains dare implead,
Arraign them in the persons of the dead.
THE ARGUMENT.
The story of this satire speaks itself. Umbritius, the supposed
friend of Juvenal, and himself a poet, is leaving Rome, and retiring
to Cumæ. Our author accompanies him out of town.
Before they take leave of each other, Umbritius tells his friend
the reasons which oblige him to lead a private life, in an obscure
place. He complains, that an honest man cannot get his bread at
Rome; that none but flatterers make their fortunes there; that
Grecians, and other foreigners, raise themselves by those sordid
arts which he describes, and against which he bitterly inveighs.
He reckons up the several inconveniences which arise from a city
life, and the many dangers which attend it; upbraids the noblemen
with covetousness, for not rewarding good poets; and arraigns
the government for starving them. The great art of this
satire is particularly shown in common-places; and drawing in
as many vices, as could naturally fall into the compass of it.
Grieved though I am an ancient friend to lose, }
I like the solitary seat he chose, }
In quiet Cumæ[78] fixing his repose: }
Where, far from noisy Rome, secure he lives,
And one more citizen to Sybil gives;
The road to Baiæ,[79] and that soft recess
Which all the gods with all their bounty bless;
Though I in Prochyta[80] with greater ease
Could live, than in a street of palaces.
What scene so desert, or so full of fright, }
As towering houses, tumbling in the night, }
And Rome on fire beheld by its own blazing light? }
But worse than all the clattering tiles, and worse
Than thousand padders, is the poet's curse;
Rogues, that in dog-days cannot rhyme forbear,[81]
But without mercy read, and make you hear.
Now while my friend, just ready to depart,
Was packing all his goods in one poor cart,
He stopt a little at the Conduit-gate,
Where Numa modelled once the Roman state,[82]
In mighty councils with his nymph retired;[83]
Though now the sacred shades and founts are hired
By banished Jews, who their whole wealth can lay
In a small basket, on a wisp of hay;[84]
Yet such our avarice is, that every tree
Pays for his head, nor sleep itself is free;
Nor place, nor persons, now are sacred held,
From their own grove the muses are expelled.
Into this lonely vale our steps we bend,
I and my sullen discontented friend;
The marble caves and aqueducts we view;
But how adulterate now, and different from the true!
How much more beauteous had the fountain been
Embellished with her first created green,
Where crystal streams through living turf had run,
Contented with an urn of native stone!
Then thus Umbritius, with an angry frown,
And looking back on this degenerate town:—
Since noble arts in Rome have no support,
And ragged virtue not a friend at court,
No profit rises from the ungrateful stage,
My poverty encreasing with my age;
'Tis time to give my just disdain a vent,
And, cursing, leave so base a government.
Where Dædalus his borrowed wings laid by,[85]
To that obscure retreat I chuse to fly:
While yet few furrows on my face are seen, }
While I walk upright, and old age is green, }
And Lachesis has somewhat left to spin.[86] }
Now, now 'tis time to quit this cursed place,
And hide from villains my too honest face:
Here let Arturius live,[87] and such as he;
Such manners will with such a town agree.
Knaves, who in full assemblies have the knack
Of turning truth to lies, and white to black,
Can hire large houses, and oppress the poor
By farmed excise; can cleanse the common-shore,
And rent the fishery; can bear the dead, }
And teach their eyes dissembled tears to shed; }
All this for gain; for gain they sell their very head. }
These fellows (see what fortune's power can do!)
Were once the minstrels of a country show;
Followed the prizes through each paltry town,
By trumpet-cheeks and bloated faces known.
But now, grown rich, on drunken holidays,
At their own costs exhibit public plays;
Where, influenced by the rabble's bloody will,
With thumbs bent back, they popularly kill.[88]
From thence returned, their sordid avarice rakes
In excrements again, and hires the jakes.
Why hire they not the town, not every thing,
Since such as they have fortune in a string,
Who, for her pleasure, can her fools advance,
And toss them topmost on the wheel of chance?
What's Rome to me, what business have I there?
I who can neither lie, nor falsely swear?
Nor praise my patron's undeserving rhymes,
Nor yet comply with him, nor with his times?
Unskilled in schemes by planets to foreshow,
Like canting rascals, how the wars will go:
I neither will, nor can, prognosticate
To the young gaping heir, his father's fate;
Nor in the entrails of a toad have pried,
Nor carried bawdy presents to a bride:
For want of these town-virtues, thus alone
I go, conducted on my way by none;
Like a dead member from the body rent,
Maimed, and unuseful to the government.
Who now is loved, but he who loves the times,
Conscious of close intrigues, and dipt in crimes,
Labouring with secrets which his bosom burn,
Yet never must to public light return?
They get reward alone, who can betray;
For keeping honest counsels none will pay.
He who can Verres[89] when he will accuse,
The purse of Verres may at pleasure use:
But let not all the gold which Tagus hides,
And pays the sea in tributary tides,[90]
Be bribe sufficient to corrupt thy breast,
Or violate with dreams thy peaceful rest.
Great men with jealous eyes the friend behold,
Whose secrecy they purchase with their gold.
I haste to tell thee,—nor shall shame oppose,—
What confidents our wealthy Romans chose;
And whom I must abhor: to speak my mind,
I hate, in Rome, a Grecian town to find;
To see the scum of Greece transplanted here,
Received like gods, is what I cannot bear.
Nor Greeks alone, but Syrians here abound;
Obscene Orontes,[91] diving under ground,
Conveys his wealth to Tyber's hungry shores,
And fattens Italy with foreign whores:
Hither their crooked harps and customs come;
All find receipt in hospitable Rome.
The barbarous harlots crowd the public place:— }
Go, fools, and purchase an unclean embrace; }
The painted mitre court, and the more painted face. }
Old Romulus,[92] and father Mars, look down!}
Your herdsman primitive, your homely clown, }
Is turned a beau in a loose tawdry gown. }
His once unkem'd and horrid locks, behold
'Stilling sweet oil; his neck enchained with gold;
Aping the foreigners in every dress,
Which, bought at greater cost, becomes him less.
Meantime they wisely leave their native land;
From Sycion, Samos, and from Alaband,
And Amydon, to Rome they swarm in shoals:
So sweet and easy is the gain from fools.
Poor refugees at first, they purchase here;
And, soon as denizened, they domineer;
Grow to the great, a flattering, servile rout,
Work themselves inward, and their patrons out.
Quick-witted, brazen-faced, with fluent tongues,
Patient of labours, and dissembling wrongs.
Riddle me this, and guess him if you can,
Who bears a nation in a single man?
A cook, a conjurer, a rhetorician, }
A painter, pedant, a geometrician, }
A dancer on the ropes, and a physician; }
All things the hungry Greek exactly knows,
And bid him go to heaven, to heaven he goes.
In short, no Scythian, Moor, or Thracian born,
But in that town which arms and arts adorn.[93]
Shall he be placed above me at the board,
In purple clothed, and lolling like a lord?
Shall he before me sign, whom t'other day }
A small-craft vessel hither did convey, }
Where, stowed with prunes, and rotten figs, he lay? }
How little is the privilege become
Of being born a citizen of Rome!
The Greeks get all by fulsome flatteries;
A most peculiar stroke they have at lies.
They make a wit of their insipid friend,
His blubber-lips and beetle-brows commend,
His long crane-neck and narrow shoulders praise,—
You'd think they were describing Hercules.
A creaking voice for a clear treble goes;
Though harsher than a cock, that treads and crows.
We can as grossly praise; but, to our grief,
No flattery but from Grecians gains belief.
Besides these qualities, we must agree,
They mimic better on the stage than we:
The wife, the whore, the shepherdess, they play,
In such a free, and such a graceful way,
That we believe a very woman shown,
And fancy something underneath the gown.
But not Antiochus, nor Stratocles,[94] }
Our ears and ravished eyes can only please; }
The nation is composed of such as these. }
All Greece is one comedian; laugh, and they
Return it louder than an ass can bray;
Grieve, and they grieve; if you weep silently, }
There seems a silent echo in their eye; }
They cannot mourn like you, but they can cry. }
Call for a fire, their winter clothes they take;
Begin but you to shiver, and they shake;
In frost and snow, if you complain of heat,
They rub the unsweating brow, and swear they sweat.
We live not on the square with such as these;
Such are our betters who can better please;
Who day and night are like a looking-glass,
Still ready to reflect their patron's face;
The panegyric hand, and lifted eye,
Prepared for some new piece of flattery.
Even nastiness occasions will afford;
They praise a belching, or well-pissing lord.
Besides, there's nothing sacred, nothing free
From bold attempts of their rank lechery.
Through the whole family their labours run; }
The daughter is debauched, the wife is won; }
Nor 'scapes the bridegroom, or the blooming son. }
If none they find for their lewd purpose fit,
They with the walls and very floors commit.
They search the secrets of the house, and so
Are worshipped there, and feared for what they know.
And, now we talk of Grecians, cast a view }
On what, in schools, their men of morals do. }
A rigid stoick his own pupil slew; }
A friend, against a friend of his own cloth,
Turned evidence, and murdered on his oath.[95]
What room is left for Romans in a town
Where Grecians rule, and cloaks controul the gown?
Some Diphilus, or some Protogenes,[96]
Look sharply out, our senators to seize;
Engross them wholly, by their native art,
And fear no rivals in their bubbles' heart:
One drop of poison in my patron's ear,
One slight suggestion of a senseless fear,
Infused with cunning, serves to ruin me;
Disgraced, and banished from the family.
In vain forgotten services I boast;
My long dependence in an hour is lost.
Look round the world, what country will appear,
Where friends are left with greater ease than here?
At Rome (nor think me partial to the poor)
All offices of ours are out of door:
In vain we rise, and to the levees run;
My lord himself is up before, and gone:
The prætor bids his lictors mend their pace,
Lest his colleague outstrip him in the race.
The childless matrons are, long since, awake,
And for affronts the tardy visits take.
'Tis frequent here to see a free-born son
On the left hand of a rich hireling run;
Because the wealthy rogue can throw away,
For half a brace of bouts, a tribune's pay;
But you, poor sinner, though you love the vice,
And like the whore, demur upon the price;
And, frighted with the wicked sum, forbear
To lend a hand, and help her from the chair.
Produce a witness of unblemished life,
Holy as Numa, or as Numa's wife,
Or him who bid the unhallowed flames retire,
And snatched the trembling goddess from the fire;[97]
The question is not put how far extends
His piety, but what he yearly spends;
Quick, to the business; how he lives and eats;
How largely gives; how splendidly he treats;
How many thousand acres feed his sheep;
What are his rents; what servants does he keep?
The account is soon cast up; the judges rate
Our credit in the court by our estate.
Swear by our gods, or those the Greeks adore,
Thou art as sure forsworn, as thou art poor:
The poor must gain their bread by perjury; }
And e'en the gods, that other means deny, }
In conscience must absolve them, when they lie. }
Add, that the rich have still a gibe in store,
And will be monstrous witty on the poor;
For the torn surtout and the tattered vest,
The wretch and all his wardrobe, are a jest;
The greasy gown, sullied with often turning,
Gives a good hint, to say,—The man's in mourning;
Or, if the shoe be ripped, or patches put,—
He's wounded! see the plaister on his foot.
Want is the scorn of every wealthy fool,
And wit in rags is turned to ridicule.
Pack hence, and from the covered benches rise,
(The master of the ceremonies cries,)
This is no place for you, whose small estate
Is not the value of the settled rate;
The sons of happy punks, the pandar's heir, }
Are privileged to sit in triumph there, }
To clap the first, and rule the theatre. }
Up to the galleries, for shame, retreat;
For, by the Roscian law,[98] the poor can claim no seat.—
Who ever brought to his rich daughter's bed,
The man that polled but twelve pence for his head?
Who ever named a poor man for his heir,
Or called him to assist the judging chair?
The poor were wise, who, by the rich oppressed,
Withdrew, and sought a secret place of rest.[99]
Once they did well, to free themselves from scorn;
But had done better, never to return.
Rarely they rise by virtue's aid, who lie
Plunged in the depth of helpless poverty.
At Rome 'tis worse, where house-rent by the year, }
And servants' bellies, cost so devilish dear, }
And tavern-bills run high for hungry cheer. }
To drink or eat in earthen-ware we scorn, }
Which cheaply country-cupboards does adorn, }
And coarse blue hoods on holidays are worn. }
Some distant parts of Italy are known,
Where none but only dead men wear a gown;[100]
On theatres of turf, in homely state,
Old plays they act, old feasts they celebrate;
The same rude song returns upon the crowd,
And, by tradition, is for wit allowed.
The mimic yearly gives the same delights;
And in the mother's arms the clownish infant frights.
Their habits (undistinguished by degree) }
Are plain, alike; the same simplicity, }
Both on the stage, and in the pit, you see. }
In his white cloak the magistrate appears;
The country bumpkin the same livery wears.
But here attired beyond our purse we go,
For useless ornament and flaunting show;
We take on trust, in purple robes to shine,
And poor, are yet ambitious to be fine.
This is a common vice, though all things here
Are sold, and sold unconscionably dear.
What will you give that Cossus[101] may but view
Your face, and in the crowd distinguish you;
May take your incense like a gracious God,
And answer only with a civil nod?
To please our patrons, in this vicious age,
We make our entrance by the favourite page;
Shave his first down, and when he polls his hair,
The consecrated locks to temples bear;
Pay tributary cracknels, which he sells,
And with our offerings help to raise his vails.
Who fears in country-towns a house's fall,
Or to be caught betwixt a riven wall?
But we inhabit a weak city here,
Which buttresses and props but scarcely bear;
And 'tis the village-mason's daily calling,
To keep the world's metropolis from falling,
To cleanse the gutters, and the chinks to close,
And, for one night, secure his lord's repose.
At Cumæ we can sleep quite round the year,
Nor falls, nor fires, nor nightly dangers fear;
While rolling flames from Roman turrets fly,
And the pale citizens for buckets cry.
Thy neighbour has removed his wretched store,
Few hands will rid the lumber of the poor;
Thy own third story smokes, while thou, supine,
Art drenched in fumes of undigested wine.
For if the lowest floors already burn,
Cock-lofts and garrets soon will take the turn,
Where thy tame pigeons next the tiles were bred,[102]
Which, in their nests unsafe, are timely fled.
Codrus[103] had but one bed, so short to boot,
That his short wife's short legs hung dangling out;
His cupboard's head six earthen pitchers graced,
Beneath them was his trusty tankard placed;
And, to support this noble plate, there lay
A bending Chiron cast from honest clay;
His few Greek books a rotten chest contained,
Whose covers much of mouldiness complained;
Where mice and rats devoured poetic bread,
And with heroic verse luxuriously were fed.
'Tis true, poor Codrus nothing had to boast,
And yet poor Codrus all that nothing lost;
Begged naked through the streets of wealthy Rome,
And found not one to feed, or take him home.
But, if the palace of Arturius burn,
The nobles change their clothes, the matrons mourn;
The city-prætor will no pleadings hear; }
The very name of fire we hate and fear, }
And look aghast, as if the Gauls were here. }
While yet it burns, the officious nation flies,
Some to condole, and some to bring supplies.
One sends him marble to rebuild, and one
White naked statues of the Parian stone,
The work of Polyclete, that seem to live;
While others images for altars give;
One books and skreens, and Pallas to the breast;
Another bags of gold, and he gives best.
Childless Arturius, vastly rich before,
Thus, by his losses, multiplies his store;
Suspected for accomplice to the fire,
That burnt his palace but to build it higher.
But, could you be content to bid adieu
To the dear playhouse, and the players too,
Sweet country-seats are purchased every where, }
With lands and gardens, at less price than here }
You hire a darksome dog-hole by the year. }
A small convenience decently prepared,
A shallow well, that rises in your yard,
That spreads his easy crystal streams around,
And waters all the pretty spot of ground.
There, love the fork, thy garden cultivate,
And give thy frugal friends a Pythagorean treat;[104]
'Tis somewhat to be lord of some small ground,
In which a lizard may, at least, turn round.
'Tis frequent here, for want of sleep, to die, }
Which fumes of undigested feasts deny, }
And, with imperfect heat, in languid stomachs fry. }
What house secure from noise the poor can keep,
When even the rich can scarce afford to sleep?
So dear it costs to purchase rest in Rome,
And hence the sources of diseases come.
The drover, who his fellow-drover meets
In narrow passages of winding streets;
The waggoners, that curse their standing teams,
Would wake even drowsy Drusus from his dreams.
And yet the wealthy will not brook delay,
But sweep above our heads, and make their way,
In lofty litters borne, and read and write,
Or sleep at ease, the shutters make it night;
Yet still he reaches first the public place.
The press before him stops the client's pace;
The crowd that follows crush his panting sides,
And trip his heels; he walks not, but he rides.
One elbows him, one jostles in the shole,
A rafter breaks his head, or chairman's pole;
Stocking'd with loads of fat town-dirt he goes, }
And some rogue-soldier, with his hob-nailed shoes, }
Indents his legs behind in bloody rows. }
See, with what smoke our doles we celebrate: }
A hundred guests, invited, walk in state; }
A hundred hungry slaves, with their Dutch kitchens, wait. }
Huge pans the wretches on their heads must bear,
Which scarce gigantic Corbulo[105] could rear;
Yet they must walk upright beneath the load,
Nay run, and, running, blow the sparkling flames abroad.
Their coats, from botching newly brought, are torn.
Unwieldy timber-trees, in waggons borne,
Stretched at their length, beyond their carriage lie,
That nod, and threaten ruin from on high;
For, should their axle break, its overthrow }
Would crush, and pound to dust, the crowd below; }
Nor friends their friends, nor sires their sons could know; }
Nor limbs, nor bones, nor carcase, would remain,
But a mashed heap, a hotchpotch of the slain;
One vast destruction; not the soul alone,
But bodies, like the soul, invisible are flown.
Meantime, unknowing of their fellow's fate,
The servants wash the platter, scower the plate,
Then blow the fire, with puffing cheeks, and lay }
The rubbers, and the bathing-sheets display, }
And oil them first; and each is handy in his way. }
But he, for whom this busy care they take,
Poor ghost! is wandering by the Stygian lake;
Affrighted with the ferryman's grim face,
New to the horrors of that uncouth place,
His passage begs, with unregarded prayer,
And wants two farthings to discharge his fare.
Return we to the dangers of the night.—
And, first, behold our houses' dreadful height;
From whence come broken potsherds tumbling down, }
And leaky ware from garret-windows thrown; }
Well may they break our heads, that mark the flinty stone. }
'Tis want of sense to sup abroad too late,
Unless thou first hast settled thy estate;
As many fates attend thy steps to meet,
As there are waking windows in the street.
Bless the good Gods, and think thy chance is rare,
To have a piss-pot only for thy share.
The scouring drunkard, if he does not fight
Before his bed-time, takes no rest that night;
Passing the tedious hours in greater pain
Than stern Achilles, when his friend was slain;
'Tis so ridiculous, but so true withal,
A bully cannot sleep without a brawl.
Yet, though his youthful blood be fired with wine,
He wants not wit the danger to decline;
Is cautious to avoid the coach and six,
And on the lacquies will no quarrel fix.
His train of flambeaux, and embroidered coat,
May privilege my lord to walk secure on foot;
But me, who must by moon-light homeward bend,
Or lighted only with a candle's end,
Poor me he fights, if that be fighting, where
He only cudgels, and I only bear.
He stands, and bids me stand; I must abide,
For he's the stronger, and is drunk beside.
Where did you whet your knife to-night, he cries,
And shred the leeks that in your stomach rise?
Whose windy beans have stuft your guts, and where
Have your black thumbs been dipt in vinegar?
With what companion-cobler have you fed,
On old ox-cheeks, or he-goat's tougher head?
What, are you dumb? Quick, with your answer, quick,
Before my foot salutes you with a kick.
Say, in what nasty cellar, under ground,
Or what church-porch, your rogueship may be found?—
Answer, or answer not, 'tis all the same,
He lays me on, and makes me bear the blame.
Before the bar for beating him you come;
This is a poor man's liberty in Rome.
You beg his pardon; happy to retreat
With some remaining teeth, to chew your meat.
Nor is this all; for when, retired, you think
To sleep securely, when the candles wink,
When every door with iron chains is barred,
And roaring taverns are no longer heard;
The ruffian robbers, by no justice awed,
And unpaid cut-throat soldiers, are abroad;
Those venal souls, who, hardened in each ill,
To save complaints and prosecution, kill.
Chased from their woods and bogs, the padders come }
To this vast city, as their native home, }
To live at ease, and safely skulk in Rome. }
The forge in fetters only is employed;
Our iron mines exhausted and destroyed
In shackles; for these villains scarce allow
Goads for the teams, and plough-shares for the plough.
Oh, happy ages of our ancestors,
Beneath the kings and tribunitial powers!
One jail did all their criminals restrain,
Which now the walls of Rome can scarce contain.
More I could say, more causes I could show
For my departure, but the sun is low;
The waggoner grows weary of my stay,
And whips his horses forwards on their way.
Farewell! and when, like me, o'erwhelmed with care, }
You to your own Aquinam[106] shall repair, }
To take a mouthful of sweet country air, }
Be mindful of your friend; and send me word,
What joys your fountains and cool shades afford.
Then, to assist your satires, I will come,
And add new venom when you write of Rome.
THE ARGUMENT.
This Satire, of almost double length to any of the rest, is a bitter invective
against the fair sex. It is, indeed, a common-place, from whence
all the moderns have notoriously stolen their sharpest railleries. In
his other satires, the poet has only glanced on some particular women,
and generally scourged the men; but this he reserved wholly for the
ladies. How they had offended him, I know not; but, upon the
whole matter, he is not to be excused for imputing to all, the vices of
some few amongst them. Neither was it generously done of him, to
attack the weakest, as well as the fairest, part of the creation; neither
do I know what moral he could reasonably draw from it. It
could not be to avoid the whole sex, if all had been true which he
alleges against them; for that had been to put an end to human
kind. And to bid us beware of their artifices, is a kind of silent acknowledgment,
that they have more wit than men; which turns the
satire upon us, and particularly upon the poet, who thereby makes a
compliment, where he meant a libel. If he intended only to exercise
his wit, he has forfeited his judgment, by making the one half of his
readers his mortal enemies; and amongst the men, all the happy lovers,
by their own experience, will disprove his accusations. The
whole world must allow this to be the wittiest of his satires; and
truly he had need of all his parts, to maintain, with so much violence,
so unjust a charge. I am satisfied he will bring but few over
to his opinion; and on that consideration chiefly I ventured to trans
late him. Though there wanted not another reason, which was, that
no one else would undertake it; at least, Sir C. S., who could have
done more right to the author, after a long delay, at length absolutely
refused so ungrateful an employment; and every one will grant,
that the work must have been imperfect and lame, if it had appeared
without one of the principal members belonging to it. Let the poet,
therefore, bear the blame of his own invention; and let me satisfy
the world, that I am not of his opinion. Whatever his Roman ladies
were, the English are free from all his imputations. They will
read with wonder and abhorrence the vices of an age, which was the
most infamous of any on record. They will bless themselves when
they behold those examples, related of Domitian's time; they will
give back to antiquity those monsters it produced, and believe, with
reason, that the species of those women is extinguished, or, at least,
that they were never here propagated. I may safely, therefore, proceed
to the argument of a satire, which is no way relating to them;
and first observe, that my author makes their lust the most heroic of
their vices; the rest are in a manner but digression. He skims them
over, but he dwells on this; when he seems to have taken his last leave
of it, on the sudden he returns to it: It is one branch of it in Hippia,
another in Messalina, but lust is the main body of the tree. He
begins with this text in the first line, and takes it up, with intermissions,
to the end of the chapter. Every vice is a loader, but that is
a ten. The fillers, or intermediate parts, are—their revenge; their
contrivances of secret crimes; their arts to hide them; their wit to
excuse them; and their impudence to own them, when they can no
longer be kept secret. Then the persons to whom they are most addicted,
and on whom they commonly bestow the last favours, as stage-players,
fiddlers, singing-boys, and fencers. Those who pass for
chaste amongst them, are not really so; but only, for their vast
doweries, are rather suffered, than loved, by their own husbands.
That they are imperious, domineering, scolding wives; set up for learning,
and criticism in poetry; but are false judges: Love to speak
Greek, (which was then the fashionable tongue, as French is now
with us). That they plead causes at the bar, and play prizes at the
bear-garden: That they are gossips and newsmongers; wrangle with
their neighbours abroad, and beat their servants at home: That they
lie-in for new faces once a month; are sluttish with their husbands
in private, and paint and dress in public for their lovers: That they
deal with Jews, diviners, and fortune-tellers; learn the arts of miscarrying
and barrenness; buy children, and produce them for their
own; murder their husbands' sons, if they stand in their way to his
estate, and make their adulterers his heirs. From hence the poet
proceeds to show the occasions of all these vices, their original, and
how they were introduced in Rome by peace, wealth, and luxury. In
conclusion, if we will take the word of our malicious author, bad
women are the general standing rule; and the good, but some few
exceptions to it.
In Saturn's reign, at Nature's early birth,
There was that thing called Chastity on earth;
When in a narrow cave, their common shade,
The sheep, the shepherds, and their gods were laid;
When reeds, and leaves, and hides of beasts, were spread, }
By mountain-housewives, for their homely bed, }
And mossy pillows raised, for the rude husband's head. }
Unlike the niceness of our modern dames,
(Affected nymphs, with new-affected names,)
The Cynthias, and the Lesbias of our years,
Who for a sparrow's death dissolve in tears,
Those first unpolished matrons, big and bold,
Gave suck to infants of gigantic mould;
Rough as their savage lords, who ranged the wood,
And, fat with acorns, belched their windy food.
For when the world was buxom, fresh, and young,
Her sons were undebauched, and therefore strong;
And whether born in kindly beds of earth,
Or struggling from the teeming oaks to birth,
Or from what other atoms they begun,
No sires they had, or, if a sire, the sun.
Some thin remains of chastity appeared
Even under Jove,[107] but Jove without a beard;
Before the servile Greeks had learnt to swear
By heads of kings; while yet the bounteous year
Her common fruits in open plains exposed;
Ere thieves were feared, or gardens were inclosed.
At length uneasy Justice upwards flew,
And both the sisters to the stars withdrew;[108]
From that old æra whoring did begin,
So venerably ancient is the sin.
Adulterers next invade the nuptial state,
And marriage-beds creaked with a foreign weight;
All other ills did iron times adorn,
But whores and silver in one age were born.
Yet thou, they say, for marriage dost provide;
Is this an age to buckle with a bride?
They say thy hair the curling art is taught,
The wedding-ring perhaps already bought;
A sober man like thee to change his life!
What fury would possess thee with a wife?
Art thou of every other death bereft,
No knife, no ratsbane, no kind halter left?
(For every noose compared to her's is cheap.)
Is there no city-bridge from whence to leap?
Would'st thou become her drudge, who dost enjoy
A better sort of bedfellow, thy boy?
He keeps thee not awake with nightly brawls,
Nor, with a begged reward, thy pleasure palls;
Nor, with insatiate heavings, calls for more,
When all thy spirits were drained out before.
But still Ursidius courts the marriage-bait,
Longs for a son to settle his estate,
And takes no gifts, though every gaping heir
Would gladly grease the rich old bachelor.
What revolution can appear so strange,
As such a lecher such a life to change?
A rank, notorious whoremaster, to choose
To thrust his neck into the marriage-noose?
He who so often, in a dreadful fright,
Had, in a coffer, 'scaped the jealous cuckold's sight;
That he, to wedlock dotingly betrayed,
Should hope, in this lewd town, to find a maid!—
The man's grown mad! to ease his frantic pain,
Run for the surgeon, breathe the middle vein;
But let a heifer, with gilt horns, be led
To Juno, regent of the marriage-bed;
And let him every deity adore, }
If his new bride prove not an arrant whore, }
In head, and tail, and every other pore. }
On Ceres' feast,[109] restrained from their delight,
Few matrons there, but curse the tedious night;
Few whom their fathers dare salute, such lust
Their kisses have, and come with such a gust.
With ivy now adorn thy doors, and wed;
Such is thy bride, and such thy genial bed.
Think'st thou one man is for one woman meant?
She sooner with one eye would be content.
And yet, 'tis noised, a maid did once appear
In some small village, though fame says not where.
'Tis possible; but sure no man she found;
'Twas desart all about her father's ground.
And yet some lustful God might there make bold;
Are Jove and Mars grown impotent and old?
Many a fair nymph has in a cave been spread,
And much good love without a feather-bed.
Whither would'st thou, to chuse a wife, resort,
The park, the mall, the playhouse, or the court?
Which way soever thy adventures fall,
Secure alike of chastity in all.
One sees a dancing-master capering high,
And raves, and pisses, with pure extacy;
Another does with all his motions move,
And gapes, and grins, as in the feat of love;
A third is charmed with the new opera notes,
Admires the song, but on the singer dotes.
The country lady in the box appears, }
Softly she warbles over all she hears, }
And sucks in passion both at eyes and ears. }
The rest (when now the long vacation's come,
The noisy hall and theatres grown dumb)
Their memories to refresh, and cheer their hearts,
In borrowed breeches, act the players' parts.
The poor, that scarce have wherewithal to eat,
Will pinch, to make the singing-boy a treat;
The rich, to buy him, will refuse no price,
And stretch his quail-pipe, till they crack his voice.
Tragedians, acting love, for lust are sought,
Though but the parrots of a poet's thought.
The pleading lawyer, though for counsel used,
In chamber-practice often is refused.
Still thou wilt have a wife, and father heirs,
The product of concurring theatres.
Perhaps a fencer did thy brows adorn,
And a young swordsman to thy lands is born.
Thus Hippia loathed her old patrician lord,
And left him for a brother of the sword.
To wondering Pharos[110] with her love she fled,
To show one monster more than Afric bred;
Forgetting house and husband left behind, }
Even children too, she sails before the wind; }
False to them all, but constant to her kind. }
But, stranger yet, and harder to conceive,
She could the playhouse and the players leave.
Born of rich parentage, and nicely bred,
She lodged on down, and in a damask bed;
Yet daring now the dangers of the deep,
On a hard mattress is content to sleep.
Ere this, 'tis true, she did her fame expose;
But that great ladies with great ease can lose.
The tender nymph could the rude ocean bear,
So much her lust was stronger than her fear.
But had some honest cause her passage prest,
The smallest hardship had disturbed her breast.
Each inconvenience makes their virtue cold;
But womankind in ills is ever bold.
Were she to follow her own lord to sea,
What doubts and scruples would she raise to stay?
Her stomach sick, and her head giddy grows,
The tar and pitch are nauseous to her nose;
But in love's voyage nothing can offend,
Women are never sea-sick with a friend.
Amidst the crew she walks upon the board, }
She eats, she drinks, she handles every cord; }
And if she spews, 'tis thinking of her lord. }
Now ask, for whom her friends and fame she lost?
What youth, what beauty, could the adulterer boast?
What was the face, for which she could sustain
To be called mistress to so base a man?
The gallant of his days had known the best; }
Deep scars were seen indented on his breast, }
And all his battered limbs required their needful rest; }
A promontory wen, with grisly grace,
Stood high upon the handle of his face:
His blear-eyes ran in gutters to his chin;
His beard was stubble, and his cheeks were thin.
But 'twas his fencing did her fancy move;
'Tis arms, and blood, and cruelty, they love.
But should he quit his trade, and sheath his sword,
Her lover would begin to be her lord.
This was a private crime; but you shall hear
What fruits the sacred brows of monarchs bear:[111]
The good old sluggard but began to snore,
When, from his side, up rose the imperial whore;
She, who preferred the pleasures of the night
To pomps, that are but impotent delight,
Strode from the palace, with an eager pace,
To cope with a more masculine embrace.
Muffled she marched, like Juno in a cloud,
Of all her train but one poor wench allowed;
One whom in secret-service she could trust,
The rival and companion of her lust.
To the known brothel-house she takes her way, }
And for a nasty room gives double pay; }
That room in which the rankest harlot lay. }
Prepared for fight, expectingly she lies,
With heaving breasts, and with desiring eyes.
Still as one drops, another takes his place,
And, baffled, still succeeds to like disgrace.
At length, when friendly darkness is expired,
And every strumpet from her cell retired,
She lags behind and, lingering at the gate,
With a repining sigh submits to fate;
All filth without, and all a fire within,
Tired with the toil, unsated with the sin.
Old Cæsar's bed the modest matron seeks,
The steam of lamps still hanging on her cheeks
In ropy smut; thus foul, and thus bedight,
She brings him back the product of the night.
Now, should I sing what poisons they provide,
With all their trumpery of charms beside,
And all their arts of death,—it would be known,
Lust is the smallest sin the sex can own.
Cæsinia still, they say, is guiltless found }
Of every vice, by her own lord renowned; }
And well she may, she brought ten thousand pound. }
She brought him wherewithal to be called chaste;
His tongue is tied in golden fetters fast:
He sighs, adores, and courts her every hour;
Who would not do as much for such a dower?
She writes love-letters to the youth in grace,
Nay, tips the wink before the cuckold's face;
And might do more, her portion makes it good;
Wealth has the privilege of widowhood.[112]
These truths with his example you disprove,
Who with his wife is monstrously in love:
But know him better; for I heard him swear,
'Tis not that she's his wife, but that she's fair.
Let her but have three wrinkles in her face,
Let her eyes lessen, and her skin unbrace,
Soon you will hear the saucy steward say,—
Pack up with all your trinkets, and away;
You grow offensive both at bed and board;
Your betters must be had to please my lord.
Meantime she's absolute upon the throne,
And, knowing time is precious, loses none.
She must have flocks of sheep, with wool more fine
Than silk, and vineyards of the noblest wine;
Whole droves of pages for her train she craves,
And sweeps the prisons for attending slaves.
In short, whatever in her eyes can come,
Or others have abroad, she wants at home.
When winter shuts the seas, and fleecy snows
Make houses white, she to the merchant goes;
Rich crystals of the rock she takes up there,
Huge agate vases, and old china ware;
Then Berenice's ring[113] her finger proves,
More precious made by her incestuous loves,
And infamously dear; a brother's bribe,
Even God's anointed, and of Judah's tribe;
Where barefoot they approach the sacred shrine,
And think it only sin to feed on swine.
But is none worthy to be made a wife }
In all this town? Suppose her free from strife, }
Rich, fair, and fruitful, of unblemished life; }
Chaste as the Sabines, whose prevailing charms,
Dismissed their husbands' and their brothers' arms;
Grant her, besides, of noble blood, that ran
In ancient veins, ere heraldry began;
Suppose all these, and take a poet's word,
A black swan is not half so rare a bird.
A wife, so hung with virtues, such a freight,
What mortal shoulders could support the weight!
Some country girl, scarce to a curtsey bred,
Would I much rather than Cornelia[114] wed;
If supercilious, haughty, proud, and vain,
She brought her father's triumphs in her train.
Away with all your Carthaginian state; }
Let vanquished Hannibal without doors wait, }
Too burly, and too big, to pass my narrow gate. }
O Pæan! cries Amphion,[115] bend thy bow }
Against my wife, and let my children go!— }
But sullen Pæan shoots at sons and mothers too. }
His Niobe and all his boys he lost;
Even her, who did her numerous offspring boast,
As fair and fruitful as the sow that carried
The thirty pigs, at one large litter farrowed.[116]
What beauty, or what chastity, can bear
So great a price, if, stately and severe,
She still insults, and you must still adore?
Grant that the honey's much, the gall is more.
Upbraided with the virtues she displays,
Seven hours in twelve you loath the wife you praise.
Some faults, though small, intolerable grow;
For what so nauseous and affected too,
As those that think they due perfection want,
Who have not learnt to lisp the Grecian cant?[117]
In Greece, their whole accomplishments they seek:
Their fashion, breeding, language, must be Greek;
But, raw in all that does to Rome belong,
They scorn to cultivate their mother-tongue.
In Greek they flatter, all their fears they speak;
Tell all their secrets; nay, they scold in Greek:
Even in the feat of love, they use that tongue.
Such affectations may become the young;
But thou, old hag, of three score years and three,
Is showing of thy parts in Greek for thee?
Ζωὴ καὶ ψυχὴ! All those tender words
The momentary trembling bliss affords;
The kind soft murmurs of the private sheets
Are bawdy, while thou speak'st in public streets.
Those words have fingers; and their force is such,
They raise the dead, and mount him with a touch.
But all provocatives from thee are vain;
No blandishment the slackened nerve can strain.
If then thy lawful spouse thou canst not love,
What reason should thy mind to marriage move?
Why all the charges of the nuptial feast,
Wine and deserts, and sweet-meats to digest?
The endowing gold that buys the dear delight,
Given for thy first and only happy night?
If thou art thus uxoriously inclined,
To bear thy bondage with a willing mind,
Prepare thy neck, and put it in the yoke;
But for no mercy from thy woman look.
For though, perhaps, she loves with equal fires,
To absolute dominion she aspires,
Joys in the spoils, and triumphs o'er thy purse;
The better husband makes the wife the worse.
Nothing is thine to give, or sell, or buy, }
All offices of ancient friendship die, }
Nor hast thou leave to make a legacy.[118] }
By thy imperious wife thou art bereft
A privilege, to pimps and panders left;
Thy testament's her will; where she prefers }
Her ruffians, drudges, and adulterers, }
Adopting all thy rivals for thy heirs. }
Go drag that slave to death!—Your reason? why
Should the poor innocent be doomed to die?
What proofs? For, when man's life is in debate,
The judge can ne'er too long deliberate.—
Call'st thou that slave a man? the wife replies;
Proved, or unproved, the crime, the villain dies.
I have the sovereign power to save, or kill,
And give no other reason but my will.—
Thus the she-tyrant reigns, till, pleased with change,
Her wild affections to new empires range;
Another subject-husband she desires;
Divorced from him, she to the first retires,
While the last wedding-feast is scarcely o'er,
And garlands hang yet green upon the door.
So still the reckoning rises; and appears
In total sum, eight husbands in five years.
The title for a tomb-stone might be fit,
But that it would too commonly be writ.
Her mother living, hope no quiet day; }
She sharpens her, instructs her how to flay }
Her husband bare, and then divides the prey. }
She takes love-letters, with a crafty smile,
And, in her daughter's answer, mends the style.
In vain the husband sets his watchful spies;
She cheats their cunning, or she bribes their eyes.
The doctor's called; the daughter, taught the trick,
Pretends to faint, and in full health is sick.
The panting stallion, at the closet-door,
Hears the consult, and wishes it were o'er.
Canst thou, in reason, hope, a bawd so known,
Should teach her other manners than her own?
Her interest is in all the advice she gives;
'Tis on the daughter's rents the mother lives.
No cause is tried at the litigious bar,
But women plaintiffs or defendants are;
They form the process, all the briefs they write, }
The topics furnish, and the pleas indict, }
And teach the toothless lawyer how to bite. }
They turn viragos too; the wrestler's toil
They try, and smear the naked limbs with oil;
Against the post their wicker shields they crush,
Flourish the sword, and at the flastron push.
Of every exercise the mannish crew
Fulfils the parts, and oft excels us too;
Prepared not only in feigned fights to engage,
But rout the gladiators on the stage.
What sense of shame in such a breast can lie,
Inured to arms, and her own sex to fly?
Yet to be wholly man she would disclaim; }
To quit her tenfold pleasure at the game, }
For frothy praises and an empty name. }
Oh what a decent sight 'tis to behold
All thy wife's magazine by auction sold!
The belt, the crested plume, the several suits
Of armour, and the Spanish leather boots!
Yet these are they, that cannot bear the heat
Of figured silks, and under sarcenet sweat.
Behold the strutting Amazonian whore,
She stands in guard with her right foot before;
Her coats tucked up, and all her motions just,
She stamps, and then cries,—Hah! at every thrust;
But laugh to see her, tired with many a bout,
Call for the pot, and like a man piss out.
The ghosts of ancient Romans, should they rise,
Would grin to see their daughters play a prize.
Besides, what endless brawls by wives are bred?
The curtain-lecture makes a mournful bed.
Then, when she has thee sure within the sheets,
Her cry begins, and the whole day repeats.
Conscious of crimes herself, she teazes first;
Thy servants are accused; thy whore is curst;
She acts the jealous, and at will she cries;
For womens' tears are but the sweat of eyes.
Poor cuckold fool! thou think'st that love sincere,
And sucks between her lips the falling tear;
But search her cabinet, and thou shalt find
Each tiller there with love-epistles lined.
Suppose her taken in a close embrace, }
This you would think so manifest a case, }
No rhetoric could defend, no impudence outface; }
And yet even then she cries,—The marriage-vow
A mental reservation must allow;
And there's a silent bargain still implied, }
The parties should be pleased on either side, }
And both may for their private needs provide. }
Though men yourselves, and women us you call,
Yet homo is a common name for all.—
There's nothing bolder than a woman caught;
Guilt gives them courage to maintain their fault.
You ask, from whence proceed these monstrous crimes?
Once poor, and therefore chaste, in former times
Our matrons were; no luxury found room,
In low-roofed houses, and bare walls of loam;
Their hands with labour hardened while 'twas light,
And frugal sleep supplied the quiet night;
While pinched with want, their hunger held them straight,
When Hannibal was hovering at the gate:
But wanton now, and lolling at our ease,
We suffer all the inveterate ills of peace,
And wasteful riot; whose destructive charms,
Revenge the vanquished world of our victorious arms.
No crime, no lustful postures are unknown,
Since Poverty, our guardian god, is gone;
Pride, laziness, and all luxurious arts,
Pour, like a deluge, in from foreign parts:
Since gold obscene, and silver found the way, }
Strange fashions, with strange bullion, to convey, }
And our plain simple manners to betray. }
What care our drunken dames to whom they spread?
Wine no distinction makes of tail or head.
Who lewdly dancing at a midnight ball,
For hot eringoes and fat oysters call:
Full brimmers to their fuddled noses thrust,
Brimmers, the last provocatives of lust;
When vapours to their swimming brains advance,
And double tapers on the table dance.
Now think what bawdy dialogues they have,
What Tullia talks to her confiding slave,
At Modesty's old statue; when by night
They make a stand, and from their litters light;
The good man early to the levee goes,
And treads the nasty paddle of his spouse.
The secrets of the goddess named the Good,[119]
Are even by boys and barbers understood;
Where the rank matrons, dancing to the pipe,
Gig with their bums, and are for action ripe;
With music raised, they spread abroad their hair,
And toss their heads like an enamoured mare;
Laufella lays her garland by, and proves
The mimic lechery of manly loves.
Ranked with the lady the cheap sinner lies;
For here not blood, but virtue, gives the prize.
Nothing is feigned in this venereal strife;
'Tis downright lust, and acted to the life.
So full, so fierce, so vigorous, and so strong,
That looking on would make old Nestor young.
Impatient of delay, a general sound, }
An universal groan of lust goes round; }
For then, and only then, the sex sincere is found. }
Now is the time of action; now begin,
They cry, and let the lusty lovers in.
The whoresons are asleep; then bring the slaves,
And watermen, a race of strong-backed knaves.
I wish, at least, our sacred rites were free
From those pollutions of obscenity:
But 'tis well known what singer,[120] how disguised,
A lewd audacious action enterprized;
Into the fair, with women mixed, he went,
Armed with a huge two-handed instrument;
A grateful present to those holy choirs,
Where the mouse, guilty of his sex, retires,
And even male pictures modestly are veiled:
Yet no profaneness in that age prevailed;
No scoffers at religious rites were found,
Though now at every altar they abound.
I hear your cautious counsel; you would say,
Keep close your women under lock and key:—
But, who shall keep those keepers? Women, nurst
In craft; begin with those, and bribe them first.
The sex is turned all whore; they love the game,
And mistresses and maids are both the same.
The poor Ogulnia, on the poet's day,
Will borrow clothes and chair to see the play;
She, who before had mortgaged her estate,
And pawned the last remaining piece of plate.
Some are reduced their utmost shifts to try;
But women have no shame of poverty.
They live beyond their stint, as if their store
The more exhausted, would encrease the more:
Some men, instructed by the labouring ant,
Provide against the extremities of want;
But womankind, that never knows a mean,
Down to the dregs their sinking fortune drain:
Hourly they give, and spend, and waste, and wear,
And think no pleasure can be bought too dear.
There are, who in soft eunuchs place their bliss,
To shun the scrubbing of a bearded kiss,
And 'scape abortion; but their solid joy
Is when the page, already past a boy,
Is caponed late, and to the gelder shown,
With his two-pounders to perfection grown;
When all the navel-string could give, appears;
All but the beard, and that's the barber's loss, not theirs.
Seen from afar, and famous for his ware,
He struts into the bath among the fair;
The admiring crew to their devotions fall,
And, kneeling, on their new Priapus call.
Kerved for his lady's use, with her he lies;
And let him drudge for her, if thou art wise,
Rather than trust him with thy favourite boy;
He proffers death, in proffering to enjoy.
If songs they love, the singer's voice they force
Beyond his compass, 'till his quail-pipe's hoarse.
His lute and lyre with their embrace is worn;
With knots they trim it, and with gems adorn;
Run over all the strings, and kiss the case,
And make love to it in the master's place.
A certain lady once, of high degree,
To Janus vowed, and Vesta's deity,
That Pollio[121] might, in singing, win the prize;
Pollio, the dear, the darling of her eyes:
She prayed, and bribed; what could she more have done
For a sick husband, or an only son?
With her face veiled, and heaving up her hands,
The shameless suppliant at the altar stands;
The forms of prayer she solemnly pursues,
And, pale with fear, the offered entrails views.
Answer, ye powers; for, if you heard her vow,
Your godships, sure, had little else to do.
This is not all; for actors[122] they implore;
An impudence unknown to heaven before.
The Aruspex,[123] tired with this religious rout,
Is forced to stand so long, he gets the gout.
But suffer not thy wife abroad to roam:
If she loves singing, let her sing at home;
Not strut in streets with Amazonian pace,
For that's to cuckold thee before thy face.
Their endless itch of news comes next in play;
They vent their own, and hear what others say;
Know what in Thrace, or what in France is done;
The intrigues betwixt the stepdame and the son;
Tell who loves who, what favours some partake,
And who is jilted for another's sake;
What pregnant widow in what month was made;
How oft she did, and, doing, what she said.
She first beholds the raging comet rise,
Knows whom it threatens, and what lands destroys;
Still for the newest news she lies in wait,
And takes reports just entering at the gate.
Wrecks, floods, and fires, whatever she can meet,
She spreads, and is the fame of every street.
This is a grievance; but the next is worse;
A very judgment, and her neighbours' curse;
For, if their barking dog disturb her ease,
No prayer can bend her, no excuse appease.
The unmannered malefactor is arraigned;
But first the master, who the cur maintained,
Must feel the scourge. By night she leaves her bed,
By night her bathing equipage is led,
That marching armies a less noise create;
She moves in tumult, and she sweats in state.
Meanwhile, her guests their appetites must keep;
Some gape for hunger, and some gasp for sleep.
At length she comes, all flushed; but ere she sup, }
Swallows a swinging preparation-cup, }
And then, to clear her stomach, spews it up. }
The deluge-vomit all the floor o'erflows,
And the sour savour nauseates every nose.
She drinks again, again she spews a lake;
Her wretched husband sees, and dares not speak;
But mutters many a curse against his wife,
And damns himself for choosing such a life.
But of all plagues, the greatest is untold;
The book-learned wife, in Greek and Latin bold;
The critic-dame, who at her table sits, }
Homer and Virgil quotes, and weighs their wits,}
And pities Dido's agonizing fits. }
She has so far the ascendant of the board,
The prating pedant puts not in one word;
The man of law is non-plust in his suit,
Nay, every other female tongue is mute.
Hammers, and beating anvils, you would swear,
And Vulcan, with his whole militia, there.
Tabors and trumpets, cease; for she alone
Is able to redeem the labouring moon.[124]
Even wit's a burthen, when it talks too long;
But she, who has no continence of tongue,
Should walk in breeches, and should wear a beard,
And mix among the philosophic herd.
O what a midnight curse has he, whose side
Is pestered with a mood and figure bride!
Let mine, ye gods! (if such must be my fate,)
No logic learn, nor history translate,
But rather be a quiet, humble fool;
I hate a wife to whom I go to school,
Who climbs the grammar-tree, distinctly knows
Where noun, and verb, and participle grows;
Corrects her country-neighbour; and, a-bed,
For breaking Priscian's breaks her husband's head.[125]
The gaudy gossip, when she's set agog,
In jewels drest, and at each ear a bob,
Goes flaunting out, and, in her trim of pride,
Thinks all she says or does is justified.
When poor, she's scarce a tolerable evil;
But rich, and fine, a wife's a very devil.
She duly, once a month, renews her face;
Meantime, it lies in daub, and hid in grease.
Those are the husband's nights; she craves her due,
He takes fat kisses, and is stuck in glue.
But to the loved adulterer when she steers,
Fresh from the bath, in brightness she appears:
For him the rich Arabia sweats her gum, }
And precious oils from distant Indies come, }
How haggardly soe'er she looks at home. }
The eclipse then vanishes, and all her face
Is opened, and restored to every grace;
The crust removed, her cheeks, as smooth as silk,
Are polished with a wash of asses milk;
And should she to the farthest north be sent,
A train of these[126] attend her banishment.
But hadst thou seen her plaistered up before,
'Twas so unlike a face, it seemed a sore.
'Tis worth our while, to know what all the day
They do, and how they pass their time away;
For, if o'er-night the husband has been slack, }
Or counterfeited sleep, and turned his back, }
Next day, be sure, the servants go to wrack. }
The chamber-maid and dresser are called whores,
The page is stript, and beaten out of doors;
The whole house suffers for the master's crime,
And he himself is warned to wake another time.
She hires tormentors by the year; she treats
Her visitors, and talks, but still she beats;
Beats while she paints her face, surveys her gown,
Casts up the day's account, and still beats on:
Tired out, at length, with an outrageous tone,
She bids them in the devil's name be gone.
Compared with such a proud, insulting dame,
Sicilian tyrants[127] may renounce their name.
For, if she hastes abroad to take the air,
Or goes to Isis' church, (the bawdy house of prayer,)
She hurries all her handmaids to the task;
Her head, alone, will twenty dressers ask.
Psecas, the chief, with breast and shoulders bare,
Trembling, considers every sacred hair;
If any straggler from his rank be found,
A pinch must for the mortal sin compound.
Psecas is not in fault; but in the glass,
The dame's offended at her own ill face.
That maid is banished; and another girl,
More dexterous, manages the comb and curl.
The rest are summoned on a point so nice,
And, first, the grave old woman gives advice;
The next is called, and so the turn goes round,
As each for age, or wisdom, is renowned:
Such counsel, such deliberate care they take,
As if her life and honour lay at stake:
With curls on curls, they build her head before,
And mount it with a formidable tower.
A giantess she seems; but look behind,
And then she dwindles to the pigmy kind.
Duck-legged, short-waisted, such a dwarf she is,
That she must rise on tip-toes for a kiss.
Meanwhile, her husband's whole estate is spent!
He may go bare, while she receives his rent.
She minds him not; she lives not as a wife,
But, like a bawling neighbour, full of strife:
Near him in this alone, that she extends
Her hate to all his servants and his friends.
Bellona's priests,[128] an eunuch at their head,
About the streets a mad procession lead;
The venerable gelding, large, and high,
O'erlooks the herd of his inferior fry.
His aukward clergymen about him prance,
And beat the timbrels to their mystic dance;
Guiltless of testicles, they tear their throats,
And squeak, in treble, their unmanly notes.
Meanwhile, his cheeks the mitred prophet swells,
And dire presages of the year foretels;
Unless with eggs (his priestly hire) they haste
To expiate, and avert the autumnal blast;
And add beside a murrey-coloured vest,[129]
Which, in their places, may receive the pest,
And, thrown into the flood, their crimes may bear,
To purge the unlucky omens of the year.
The astonished matrons pay, before the rest;
That sex is still obnoxious to the priest.
Through ye they beat, and plunge into the stream,
If so the God has warned them in a dream.
Weak in their limbs, but in devotion strong, }
On their bare hands and feet they crawl along }
A whole field's length, the laughter of the throng. }
Should Io (Io's priest, I mean) command
A pilgrimage to Meroe's burning sand,
Through deserts they would seek the secret spring,
And holy water for lustration bring.
How can they pay their priests too much respect,
Who trade with heaven, and earthly gains neglect!
With him domestic gods discourse by night;
By day, attended by his choir in white,
The bald pate tribe runs madding through the street,
And smile to see with how much ease they cheat.
The ghostly sire forgives the wife's delights,
Who sins, through frailty, on forbidden nights,
And tempts her husband in the holy time,
When carnal pleasure is a mortal crime.
The sweating image shakes his head, but he,
With mumbled prayers, atones the deity.
The pious priesthood the fat goose receive,
And, they once bribed, the godhead must forgive.
No sooner these remove, but full of fear,
A gipsey Jewess whispers in your ear,
And begs an alms; an high-priest's daughter she, }
Versed in their Talmud, and divinity, }
And prophesies beneath a shady tree. }
Her goods a basket, and old hay her bed,
She strolls, and, telling fortunes, gains her bread:
Farthings, and some small monies, are her fees;
Yet she interprets all your dreams for these,
Foretels the estate, when the rich uncle dies,
And sees a sweetheart in the sacrifice.
Such toys, a pigeon's entrails can disclose,
Which yet the Armenian augur far outgoes;
In dogs, a victim more obscene, he rakes;
And murdered infants for inspection takes:
For gain his impious practice he pursues;
For gain will his accomplices accuse.
More credit yet is to Chaldeans[130] given;
What they foretel, is deemed the voice of heaven.
Their answers, as from Hammon's altar, come;
Since now the Delphian oracles are dumb,
And mankind, ignorant of future fate,
Believes what fond astrologers relate.
Of these the most in vogue is he, who, sent
Beyond seas, is returned from banishment;
His art who to aspiring Otho[131] sold,
And sure succession to the crown foretold;
For his esteem is in his exile placed;
The more believed, the more he was disgraced.
No astrologic wizard honour gains,
Who has not oft been banished, or in chains.
He gets renown, who, to the halter near,
But narrowly escapes, and buys it dear.
From him your wife enquires the planets' will,
When the black jaundice shall her mother kill;
Her sister's and her uncle's end would know,
But, first, consults his art, when you shall go;
And,—what's the greatest gift that heaven can give,—
If after her the adulterer shall live.
She neither knows, nor cares to know, the rest,
If Mars and Saturn[132] shall the world infest;
Or Jove and Venus, with their friendly rays,
Will interpose, and bring us better days.
Beware the woman too, and shun her sight,
Who in these studies does herself delight,
By whom a greasy almanack is born,
With often handling, like chaft amber worn:
Not now consulting, but consulted, she
Of the twelve houses, and their lords, is free.
She, if the scheme a fatal journey show,
Stays safe at home, but lets her husband go.
If but a mile she travel out of town,
The planetary hour must first be known,
And lucky moment; if her eye but aches,
Or itches, its decumbiture she takes;
No nourishment receives in her disease,
But what the stars and Ptolemy[133] shall please.
The middle sort, who have not much to spare, }
To chiromancers' cheaper art repair, }
Who clap the pretty palm, to make the lines more fair. }
But the rich matron, who has more to give,
Her answers from the Brachman[134] will receive;
Skilled in the globe and sphere, he gravely stands,
And, with his compass, measures seas and lands.
The poorest of the sex have still an itch
To know their fortunes, equal to the rich.
The dairy-maid enquires, if she shall take
The trusty tailor, and the cook forsake.
Yet these, though poor, the pain of childbed bear,
And without nurses their own infants rear:
You seldom hear of the rich mantle spread
For the babe, born in the great lady's bed.
Such is the power of herbs, such arts they use
To make them barren, or their fruit to lose.
But thou, whatever slops she will have bought,
Be thankful, and supply the deadly draught;
Help her to make man-slaughter; let her bleed,
And never want for savin at her need.
For, if she holds till her nine months be run,
Thou may'st be father to an Ethiop's son;[135]
A boy, who, ready gotten to thy hands,
By law is to inherit all thy lands;
One of that hue, that, should he cross the way,
His omen would discolour all the day.[136]
I pass the foundling by, a race unknown,
At doors exposed, whom matrons make their own;
And into noble families advance
A nameless issue, the blind work of chance.
Indulgent fortune does her care employ,
And, smiling, broods upon the naked boy:
Her garment spreads, and laps him in the fold,
And covers with her wings from nightly cold:
Gives him her blessing, puts him in a way,
Sets up the farce, and laughs at her own play.
Him she promotes; she favours him alone,
And makes provision for him as her own.
The craving wife the force of magic tries,
And filters for the unable husband buys;
The potion works not on the part designed,
But turns his brains, and stupifies his mind.
The sotted moon-calf gapes, and, staring on,
Sees his own business by another done:
A long oblivion, a benumbing frost,
Constrains his head, and yesterday is lost.
Some nimbler juice would make him foam and rave,
Like that Cæsonia[137] to her Caius gave,
Who, plucking from the forehead of the foal
His mother's love,[138] infused it in the bowl;
The boiling blood ran hissing in his veins,
Till the mad vapour mounted to his brains.
The Thunderer was not half so much on fire,
When Juno's girdle kindled his desire.
What woman will not use the poisoning trade,
When Cæsar's wife the precedent has made?
Let Agrippina's mushroom[139] be forgot,
Given to a slavering, old, unuseful sot;
That only closed the driv'ling dotard's eyes,
And sent his godhead downward to the skies;
But this fierce potion calls for fire and sword,
Nor spares the commons, when it strikes the lord.
So many mischiefs were in one combined;
So much one single poisoner cost mankind.
If step-dames seek their sons-in-law to kill,
'Tis venial trespass—let them have their will;
But let the child, entrusted to the care
Of his own mother, of her bread beware;
Beware the food she reaches with her hand,—
The morsel is intended for thy land.
Thy tutor be thy taster, ere thou eat;
There's poison in thy drink and in thy meat.
You think this feigned; the satire, in a rage,
Struts in the buskins of the tragic stage;
Forgets his business is to laugh and bite,
And will of deaths and dire revenges write.
Would it were all a fable that you read!
But Drymon's wife[140] pleads guilty to the deed.
I, she confesses, in the fact was caught,
Two sons dispatching at one deadly draught.
What, two! two sons, thou viper, in one day!
Yes, seven, she cries, if seven were in my way.
Medea's legend is no more a lie,
Our age adds credit to antiquity.
Great ills, we grant, in former times did reign,
And murders then were done, but not for gain.
Less admiration to great crimes is due,
Which they through wrath, or through revenge pursue;
For, weak of reason, impotent of will,
The sex is hurried headlong into ill;
And like a cliff, from its foundations torn
By raging earthquakes, into seas is borne.
But those are fiends, who crimes from thought begin,
And, cool in mischief, meditate the sin.
They read the example of a pious wife,
Redeeming, with her own, her husband's life;
Yet if the laws did that exchange afford,
Would save their lap-dog sooner than their lord.
Where'er you walk the Belides[141] you meet,
And Clytemnestras grow in every street;
But here's the difference,—Agamemnon's wife
Was a gross butcher with a bloody knife;
But murder now is to perfection grown,
And subtle poisons are employed alone;
Unless some antidote prevents their arts,
And lines with balsam all the nobler parts.
In such a case, reserved for such a need,
Rather than fail, the dagger does the deed.
THE ARGUMENT.
The Poet's design, in this divine Satire, is, to represent the various
wishes and desires of mankind, and to set out the folly of them. He
runs through all the several heads, of riches, honours, eloquence,
fame for martial achievements, long life, and beauty; and gives instances
in each, how frequently they have proved the ruin of those
that owned them. He concludes, therefore, that, since we generally
choose so ill for ourselves, we should do better to leave it to the gods
to make the choice for us. All we can safely ask of heaven, lies
within a very small compass—it is but health of body and mind; and
if we have these, it is not much matter what we want besides; for
we have already enough to make us happy.
Look round the habitable world, how few
Know their own good, or, knowing it, pursue.
How void of reason are our hopes and fears!
What in the conduct of our life appears
So well designed, so luckily begun,
But when we have our wish, we wish undone?
Whole houses, of their whole desires possest,
Are often ruined at their own request.
In wars and peace things hurtful we require,
When made obnoxious to our own desire.
With laurels some have fatally been crowned; }
Some, who the depths of eloquence have found, }
In that unnavigable stream were drowned. }
The brawny fool, who did his vigour boast;
In that presuming confidence was lost;[142]
But more have been by avarice opprest,
And heaps of money crowded in the chest:
Unwieldy sums of wealth, which higher mount
Than files of marshalled figures can account;
To which the stores of Crœsus, in the scale, }
Would look like little dolphins, when they sail }
In the vast shadow of the British whale. }
For this, in Nero's arbitrary time,
When virtue was a guilt, and wealth a crime,
A troop of cut-throat guards were sent to seize
The rich men's goods, and gut their palaces:
The mob, commissioned by the government,
Are seldom to an empty garret sent.
The fearful passenger, who travels late,
Charged with the carriage of a paltry plate,
Shakes at the moonshine shadow of a rush,
And sees a red-coat rise from every bush;
The beggar sings, even when he sees the place
Beset with thieves, and never mends his pace.
Of all the vows, the first and chief request
Of each, is—to be richer than the rest:
And yet no doubts the poor man's draught controul,
He dreads no poison in his homely bowl;
Then fear the deadly drug, when gems divine
Enchase the cup, and sparkle in the wine.
Will you not now the pair of sages praise,
Who the same end pursued by several ways?
One pitied, one contemned, the woeful times;
One laughed at follies, one lamented crimes.
Laughter is easy; but the wonder lies,
What stores of brine supplied the weeper's eyes.
Democritus could feed his spleen, and shake
His sides and shoulders, till he felt them ache;
Though in his country town no lictors were,
Nor rods, nor axe, nor tribune, did appear;
Nor all the foppish gravity of show,
Which cunning magistrates on crowds bestow.
What had he done, had he beheld on high
Our prætor seated in mock majesty;
His chariot rolling o'er the dusty place,
While, with dumb pride, and a set formal face,
He moves, in the dull ceremonial track,
With Jove's embroidered coat upon his back!
A suit of hangings had not more opprest
His shoulders, than that long laborious vest;
A heavy gewgaw, called a crown, that spread
About his temples, drowned his narrow head,
And would have crushed it with the massy freight,
But that a sweating slave sustained the weight;
A slave, in the same chariot seen to ride,
To mortify the mighty madman's pride.
Add now the imperial eagle, raised on high,
With golden beak, the mark of majesty;
Trumpets before, and on the left and right
A cavalcade of nobles, all in white;
In their own natures false and flattering tribes,
But made his friends by places and by bribes.
In his own age, Democritus could find
Sufficient cause to laugh at human kind:
Learn from so great a wit; a land of bogs,
With ditches fenced, a heaven fat with fogs,
May form a spirit fit to sway the state,
And make the neighbouring monarchs fear their fate.
He laughs at all the vulgar cares and fears;
At their vain triumphs, and their vainer tears:
An equal temper in his mind he found,
When fortune flattered him, and when she frowned.
'Tis plain, from hence, that what our vows request
Are hurtful things, or useless at the best.
Some ask for envied power; which public hate
Pursues, and hurries headlong to their fate:
Down go the titles; and the statue crowned,
Is by base hands in the next river drowned.
The guiltless horses, and the chariot wheel,
The same effects of vulgar fury feel:
The smith prepares his hammer for the stroke,
While the lung'd bellows hissing fire provoke.
Sejanus, almost first of Roman names,[143]
The great Sejanus crackles in the flames:
Formed in the forge, the pliant brass is laid }
On anvils; and of head and limbs are made, }
Pans, cans, and piss-pots, a whole kitchen trade. }
Adorn your doors with laurels; and a bull,
Milk white, and large, lead to the Capitol;
Sejanus with a rope is dragged along,
The sport and laughter of the giddy throng!
Good Lord! they cry, what Ethiop lips he has;
How foul a snout, and what a hanging face!
By heaven, I never could endure his sight!
But say, how came his monstrous crimes to light?
What is the charge, and who the evidence,
(The saviour of the nation and the prince?)
Nothing of this; but our old Cæsar sent
A noisy letter to his parliament.
Nay, sirs, if Cæsar writ, I ask no more;
He's guilty, and the question's out of door.
How goes the mob? (for that's a mighty thing,)
When the king's trump, the mob are for the king:
They follow fortune, and the common cry
Is still against the rogue condemned to die.
But the same very mob, that rascal crowd,
Had cried Sejanus, with a shout as loud,
Had his designs (by fortune's favour blest)
Succeeded, and the prince's age opprest.
But long, long since, the times have changed their face,
The people grown degenerate and base;
Not suffered now the freedom of their choice
To make their magistrates, and sell their voice.
Our wise forefathers, great by sea and land,
Had once the power and absolute command;
All offices of trust themselves disposed;
Raised whom they pleased, and whom they pleased deposed:
But we, who give our native rights away,
And our enslaved posterity betray,
Are now reduced to beg an alms, and go
On holidays to see a puppet-show.
There was a damned design, cries one, no doubt,
For warrants are already issued out:
I met Brutidius in a mortal fright,
He's dipt for certain, and plays least in sight;
I fear the rage of our offended prince,
Who thinks the senate slack in his defence.
Come, let us haste, our loyal zeal to show,
And spurn the wretched corpse of Cæsar's foe:
But let our slaves be present there; lest they
Accuse their masters, and for gain betray.—
Such were the whispers of those jealous times,
About Sejanus' punishment and crimes.
Now, tell me truly, wouldst thou change thy fate,
To be, like him, first minister of state?
To have thy levees crowded with resort,
Of a depending, gaping, servile court;
Dispose all honours of the sword and gown,
Grace with a nod, and ruin with a frown;
To hold thy prince in pupillage, and sway
That monarch, whom the mastered world obey?
While he, intent on secret lusts alone,
Lives to himself, abandoning the throne;
Cooped in a narrow isle,[144] observing dreams
With flattering wizards, and erecting schemes!
I well believe thou wouldst be great as he,
For every man's a fool to that degree:
All wish the dire prerogative to kill;
Even they would have the power, who want the will:
But wouldst thou have thy wishes understood,
To take the bad together with the good?
Wouldst thou not rather choose a small renown,
To be the mayor of some poor paltry town;
Bigly to look, and barbarously to speak;
To pound false weights, and scanty measures break?
Then, grant we that Sejanus went astray
In every wish, and knew not how to pray;
For he, who grasped the world's exhausted store,
Yet never had enough, but wished for more,
Raised a top-heavy tower, of monstrous height,
Which, mouldering, crushed him underneath the weight.
What did the mighty Pompey's fall beget,
And ruined him, who, greater than the Great,[145]
The stubborn pride of Roman nobles broke,
And bent their haughty necks beneath his yoke:
What else but his immoderate lust of power,
Prayers made and granted in a luckless hour?
For few usurpers to the shades descend
By a dry death, or with a quiet end.
The boy, who scarce has paid his entrance down
To his proud pedant, or declined a noun,
(So small an elf, that, when the days are foul,
He and his satchel must be borne to school,)
Yet prays, and hopes, and aims at nothing less,
To prove a Tully, or Demosthenes:
But both those orators, so much renowned,
In their own depths of eloquence were drowned:[146]
The hand and head were never lost of those
Who dealt in doggrel, or who punned in prose.
"Fortune foretuned the dying notes of Rome,
Till I, thy consul sole, consoled thy doom."[147]
His fate had crept below the lifted swords,
Had all his malice been to murder words.
I rather would be Mævius, thrash for rhymes
Like his, the scorn and scandal of the times,
Than that Philippic[148], fatally divine,
Which is inscribed the second, should be mine.
Nor he, the wonder of the Grecian throng,
Who drove them with the torrent of his tongue,
Who shook the theatres, and swayed the state
Of Athens, found a more propitious fate.
Whom, born beneath a boding horoscope,
His sire, the blear-eyed Vulcan of a shop,
From Mars his forge, sent to Minerva's schools,
To learn the unlucky art of wheedling fools.
With itch of honour, and opinion vain,
All things beyond their native worth we strain;
The spoils of war, brought to Feretrian Jove,
An empty coat of armour hung above
The conqueror's chariot and in triumph borne,
A streamer from a boarded galley torn,
A chap-fallen beaver loosely hanging by
The cloven helm, an arch of victory;
On whose high convex sits a captive foe,
And, sighing, casts a mournful look below;[149]—
Of every nation each illustrious name,
Such toys as these have cheated into fame;
Exchanging solid quiet, to obtain
The windy satisfaction of the brain.
So much the thirst of honour fires the blood;
So many would be great, so few be good:
For who would Virtue for herself regard,
Or wed, without the portion of reward?
Yet this mad chace of fame, by few pursued,
Has drawn destruction on the multitude;
This avarice of praise in times to come,
Those long inscriptions crowded on the tomb;
Should some wild fig-tree take her native bent,
And heave below the gaudy monument,
Would crack the marble titles, and disperse
The characters of all the lying verse.
For sepulchres themselves must crumbling fall
In time's abyss, the common grave of all.
Great Hannibal within the balance lay,
And tell how many pounds his ashes weigh;
Whom Afric was not able to contain,
Whose length runs level with the Atlantic main,
And wearies fruitful Nilus, to convey
His sun-beat waters by so long a way;
Which Ethiopia's double clime divides,
And elephants in other mountains hides.
Spain first he won, the Pyreneans past,
And steepy Alps, the mounds that nature cast;
And with corroding juices, as he went,
A passage through the living rocks he rent:
Then, like a torrent rolling from on high,
He pours his headlong rage on Italy,
In three victorious battles over-run;
Yet, still uneasy, cries,—There's nothing done,
Till level with the ground their gates are laid,
And Punic flags on Roman towers displayed.
Ask what a face belonged to this high fame,
His picture scarcely would deserve a frame:
A sign-post dauber would disdain to paint
The one-eyed hero on his elephant.
Now, what's his end, O charming Glory! say,
What rare fifth act to crown this huffing play?
In one deciding battle overcome,
He flies, is banished from his native home;
Begs refuge in a foreign court, and there
Attends, his mean petition to prefer;
Repulsed by surly grooms, who wait before
The sleeping tyrant's interdicted door.
What wonderous sort of death has heaven designed, }
Distinguished from the herd of human kind, }
For so untamed, so turbulent a mind? }
Nor swords at hand, nor hissing darts afar,
Are doomed to avenge the tedious bloody war;
But poison, drawn through a ring's hollow plate,
Must finish him—a sucking infant's fate.
Go, climb the rugged Alps, ambitious fool,
To please the boys, and be a theme at school.
One world sufficed not Alexander's mind;
Cooped up, he seemed in earth and seas confined,
And, struggling, stretched his restless limbs about
The narrow globe, to find a passage out:
Yet entered in the brick-built town,[150] he tried
The tomb, and found the strait dimensions wide.
Death only this mysterious truth unfolds,
The mighty soul how small a body holds.
Old Greece a tale of Athos would make out,[151]
Cut from the continent, and sailed about;
Seas hid with navies, chariots passing o'er
The channel, on a bridge from shore to shore:
Rivers, whose depth no sharp beholder sees,
Drunk at an army's dinner to the lees;
With a long legend of romantic things,
Which in his cups the bowsy poet sings.
But how did he return, this haughty brave,
Who whipt the winds, and made the sea his slave?
(Though Neptune took unkindly to be bound, }
And Eurus never such hard usage found }
In his Æolian prison under ground;) }
What god so mean, even he who points the way,[152]
So merciless a tyrant to obey!
But how returned he, let us ask again? }
In a poor skiff he passed the bloody main, }
Choked with the slaughtered bodies of his train. }
For fame he prayed, but let the event declare
He had no mighty penn'worth of his prayer.
Jove, grant me length of life, and years good store
Heap on my bending back! I ask no more.—
Both sick and healthful, old and young, conspire
In this one silly mischievous desire.
Mistaken blessing, which old age they call,
'Tis a long, nasty, darksome hospital:
A ropy chain of rheums; a visage rough,
Deformed, unfeatured, and a skin of buff;
A stitch-fallen cheek, that hangs below the jaw;
Such wrinkles as a skilful hand would draw
For an old grandame ape, when, with a grace,
She sits at squat, and scrubs her leathern face.
In youth, distinctions infinite abound;
No shape, or feature, just alike are found;
The fair, the black, the feeble, and the strong: }
But the same foulness does to age belong. }
The self-same palsy, both in limbs and tongue; }
The skull and forehead one bald barren plain,
And gums unarmed to mumble meat in vain;
Besides, the eternal drivel, that supplies
The dropping beard, from nostrils, mouth, and eyes.
His wife and children lothe him, and, what's worse,
Himself does his offensive carrion curse!
Flatterers forsake him too; for who would kill
Himself, to be remembered in a will?
His taste not only pall'd to wine and meat,
But to the relish of a nobler treat.
The limber nerve, in vain provoked to rise,
Inglorious from the field of battle flies;
Poor feeble dotard! how could he advance
With his blue head-piece, and his broken lance?
Add, that, endeavouring still, without effect,
A lust more sordid justly we suspect.
Those senses lost, behold a new defeat,
The soul dislodging from another seat.
What music, or enchanting voice, can cheer
A stupid, old, impenetrable ear?
No matter in what place, or what degree
Of the full theatre he sits to see;
Cornets and trumpets cannot reach his ear;
Under an actor's nose he's never near.
His boy must bawl, to make him understand
The hour o'the day, or such a lord's at hand;
The little blood that creeps within his veins,
Is but just warmed in a hot fever's pains.
In fine, he wears no limb about him sound,
With sores and sicknesses beleaguered round
Ask me their names, I sooner could relate
How many drudges on salt Hippia wait;
What crowds of patients the town doctor kills,
Or how, last fall, he raised the weekly bills;
What provinces by Basilus were spoiled;
What herds of heirs by guardians are beguiled;
How many bouts a-day that bitch has tried;
How many boys that pedagogue can ride;
What lands and lordships for their owner know
My quondam barber, but his worship now.
This dotard of his broken back complains;
One his legs fail, and one his shoulder pains:
Another is of both his eyes bereft,
And envies who has one for aiming left;
A fifth, with trembling lips expecting stands
As in his childhood, crammed by others hands;
One, who at sight of supper opened wide }
His jaws before, and whetted grinders tried,}
Now only yawns, and waits to be supplied; }
Like a young swallow, when, with weary wings,
Expected food her fasting mother brings.
His loss of members is a heavy curse,
But all his faculties decayed, a worse.
His servants' names he has forgotten quite;
Knows not his friend who supped with him last night:
Not even the children he begot and bred;
Or his will knows them not; for, in their stead,
In form of law, a common hackney jade,
Sole heir, for secret services, is made:
So lewd, and such a battered brothel whore,
That she defies all comers at her door.
Well, yet suppose his senses are his own,
He lives to be chief mourner for his son:
Before his face, his wife and brother burns;
He numbers all his kindred in their urns.
These are the fines he pays for living long,
And dragging tedious age in his own wrong;
Griefs always green, a household still in tears, }
Sad pomps, a threshold thronged with daily biers, }
And liveries of black for length of years. }
Next to the raven's age, the Pylian king[153]
Was longest lived of any two-legged thing.
Blest, to defraud the grave so long, to mount
His numbered years, and on his right hand count![154]
Three hundred seasons, guzzling must of wine!—
But hold a while, and hear himself repine
At fate's unequal laws, and at the clue
Which, merciless in length, the midmost sister drew.[155]
When his brave son upon the funeral pyre
He saw extended, and his beard on fire,
He turned, and, weeping, asked his friends, what crime
Had cursed his age to this unhappy time?
Thus mourned old Peleus for Achilles slain,
And thus Ulysses' father did complain.
How fortunate an end had Priam made,
Among his ancestors a mighty shade,
While Troy yet stood; when Hector, with the race
Of royal bastards, might his funeral grace;
Amidst the tears of Trojan dames inurned,
And by his loyal daughters truly mourned!
Had heaven so blest him, he had died before
The fatal fleet to Sparta Paris bore:
But mark what age produced,—he lived to see
His town in flames, his falling monarchy.
In fine, the feeble sire, reduced by fate,
To change his sceptre for a sword, too late,
His last effort before Jove's altar tries,
A soldier half, and half a sacrifice:
Falls like an ox that waits the coming blow,
Old and unprofitable to the plough.[156]
At least he died a man; his queen survived,
To howl, and in a barking body lived.[157]
I hasten to our own; nor will relate
Great Mithridates,[158] and rich Crœsus' fate;[159]
Whom Solon wisely counselled to attend
The name of happy, till he knew his end.
That Marius was an exile, that he fled,
Was ta'en, in ruined Carthage begged his bread;
All these were owing to a life too long:
For whom had Rome beheld so happy, young?
High in his chariot, and with laurel crowned,
When he had led the Cimbrian captives round
The Roman streets, descending from his state,
In that blest hour he should have begged his fate;
Then, then, he might have died of all admired,
And his triumphant soul with shouts expired.
Campania, Fortune's malice to prevent,
To Pompey an indulgent fever sent;
But public prayers imposed on heaven to give
Their much loved leader an unkind reprieve;
The city's fate and his conspired to save
The head reserved for an Egyptian slave.[160]
Cethegus, though a traitor to the state,
And tortured, 'scaped this ignominious fate;[161]
And Sergius, who a bad cause bravely tried,
All of a piece, and undiminished, died.[162]
To Venus, the fond mother makes a prayer,
That all her sons and daughters may be fair:
True, for the boys a mumbling vow she sends,
But for the girls the vaulted temple rends:
They must be finished pieces; 'tis allowed
Diana's beauty made Latona proud,
And pleased to see the wondering people pray
To the new-rising sister of the day.
And yet Lucretia's fate would bar that vow;
And fair Virginia[163] would her fate bestow
On Rutila, and change her faultless make
For the foul rumple of her camel back.
But, for his mother's boy, the beau, what frights
His parents have by day, what anxious nights!
Form joined with virtue is a sight too rare;
Chaste is no epithet to suit with fair.
Suppose the same traditionary strain
Of rigid manners in the house remain;
Inveterate truth, an old plain Sabine's heart;
Suppose that nature too has done her part,
Infused into his soul a sober grace,
And blushed a modest blood into his face,
(For nature is a better guardian far
Than saucy pedants, or dull tutors are;)
Yet still the youth must ne'er arrive at man,
(So much almighty bribes and presents can;)
Even with a parent, where persuasions fail,
Money is impudent, and will prevail.
We never read of such a tyrant king,
Who gelt a boy deformed, to hear him sing;
Nor Nero, in his more luxurious rage,
E'er made a mistress of an ugly page:
Sporus, his spouse, nor crooked was, nor lame, }
With mountain back, and belly, from the game }
Cross-barred; but both his sexes well became. }
Go, boast your Springal, by his beauty curst
To ills, nor think I have declared the worst;
His form procures him journey-work; a strife
Betwixt town-madams, and the merchant's wife:
Guess, when he undertakes this public war,
What furious beasts offended cuckolds are.
Adulterers are with dangers round beset;
Born under Mars, they cannot 'scape the net;
And, from revengeful husbands, oft have tried
Worse handling than severest laws provide:
One stabs, one slashes, one, with cruel art,
Makes colon suffer for the peccant part.
But your Endymion, your smooth smock-faced boy,
Unrivalled, shall a beauteous dame enjoy.
Not so: one more salacious, rich, and old,
Outbids, and buys her pleasure for her gold:
Now, he must moil, and drudge, for one he lothes;
She keeps him high in equipage and clothes;
She pawns her jewels, and her rich attire,
And thinks the workman worthy of his hire.
In all things else immoral, stingy, mean,
But, in her lusts, a conscionable quean.
She may be handsome, yet be chaste, you say;—
Good observator, not so fast away;
Did it not cost the modest youth his life,
Who shunned the embraces of his father's wife?[164]
And was not t'other stripling forced to fly, }
Who coldly did his patron's queen deny, }
And pleaded laws of hospitality?[165] }
The ladies charged them home, and turned the tale;
With shame they reddened, and with spite grew pale.
'Tis dangerous to deny the longing dame;
She loses pity, who has lost her shame.
Now Silius wants thy counsel, give advice;
Wed Cæsar's wife, or die—the choice is nice.[166]
Her comet-eyes she darts on every grace,
And takes a fatal liking to his face.
Adorned with bridal pomp, she sits in state;
The public notaries and Aruspex wait;
The genial bed is in the garden dressed, }
The portion paid, and every rite expressed, }
Which in a Roman marriage is professed. }
'Tis no stolen wedding this; rejecting awe,
She scorns to marry, but in form of law:
In this moot case, your judgment to refuse
Is present death, besides the night you lose:
If you consent, 'tis hardly worth your pain,
A day or two of anxious life you gain;
Till loud reports through all the town have past,
And reach the prince—for cuckolds hear the last.
Indulge thy pleasure, youth, and take thy swing,
For not to take is but the self-same thing;
Inevitable death before thee lies,
But looks more kindly through a lady's eyes.
What then remains? are we deprived of will;
Must we not wish, for fear of wishing ill?
Receive my counsel, and securely move;—
Intrust thy fortune to the powers above;
Leave them to manage for thee, and to grant
What their unerring wisdom sees thee want:
In goodness, as in greatness, they excel;
Ah, that we loved ourselves but half so well!
We, blindly by our head-strong passions led,
Are hot for action, and desire to wed;
Then wish for heirs; but to the gods alone }
Our future offspring, and our wives, are known; }
The audacious strumpet, and ungracious son. }
Yet, not to rob the priests of pious gain,
That altars be not wholly built in vain,
Forgive the gods the rest, and stand confined
To health of body, and content of mind;
A soul, that can securely death defy,
And count it nature's privilege to die;
Serene and manly, hardened to sustain
The load of life, and exercised in pain;
Guiltless of hate, and proof against desire,
That all things weighs, and nothing can admire;
That dares prefer the toils of Hercules,
To dalliance, banquet, and ignoble ease.
The path to peace is virtue: what I show,
Thyself may freely on thyself bestow;
Fortune was never worshipped by the wise,
But, set aloft by fools, usurps the skies.
THE ARGUMENT.
The Poet in this satire proves, that the condition of a soldier is
much better than that of a countryman; first, because a countryman,
however affronted, provoked, and struck himself, dares not
strike a soldier, who is only to be judged by a court-martial;
and, by the law of Camillus, which obliges him not to quarrel
without the trenches, he is also assured to have a speedy hearing,
and quick dispatch; whereas, the townsman, or peasant, is delayed
in his suit by frivolous pretences, and not sure of justice when
he is heard in the court. The soldier is also privileged to make
a will, and to give away his estate, which he got in war, to whom
he pleases, without consideration of parentage, or relations, which
is denied to all other Romans. This satire was written by Juvenal,
when he was a commander in Egypt: it is certainly his,
though I think it not finished. And if it be well observed, you
will find he intended an invective against a standing army.
What vast prerogatives, my Gallus, are
Accruing to the mighty man of war!
For if into a lucky camp I light, }
Though raw in arms, and yet afraid to fight, }
Befriend me my good stars, and all goes right. }
One happy hour is to a soldier better,
Than mother Juno's[167] recommending letter,
Or Venus, when to Mars she would prefer
My suit, and own the kindness done to her.[168]
See what our common privileges are;
As, first, no saucy citizen shall dare
To strike a soldier, nor, when struck, resent
The wrong, for fear of farther punishment.
Not though his teeth are beaten out, his eyes
Hang by a string, in bumps his forehead rise,
Shall he presume to mention his disgrace,
Or beg amends for his demolished face.
A booted judge shall sit to try his cause,
Not by the statute, but by martial laws;
Which old Camillus ordered, to confine
The brawls of soldiers to the trench and line:
A wise provision; and from thence 'tis clear,
That officers a soldier's cause should hear;
And taking cognizance of wrongs received,
An honest man may hope to be relieved.
So far 'tis well; but with a general cry,
The regiment will rise in mutiny,
The freedom of their fellow-rogue demand,
And, if refused, will threaten to disband.
Withdraw thy action, and depart in peace,
The remedy is worse than the disease.
This cause is worthy him, who in the hall
Would for his fee, and for his client, bawl:[169]
But would'st thou, friend, who hast two legs alone,
(Which, heaven be praised, thou yet may'st call thy own,)
Would'st thou to run the gauntlet these expose
To a whole company of hob-nailed shoes?[170]
Sure the good-breeding of wise citizens
Should teach them more good-nature to their shins.
Besides, whom canst thou think so much thy friend,
Who dares appear thy business to defend?
Dry up thy tears, and pocket up the abuse, }
Nor put thy friend to make a bad excuse; }
The judge cries out, "Your evidence produce." }
Will he, who saw the soldier's mutton-fist,
And saw thee mauled, appear within the list,
To witness truth? When I see one so brave,
The dead, think I, are risen from the grave;
And with their long spade beards, and matted hair,
Our honest ancestors are come to take the air.
Against a clown, with more security,
A witness may be brought to swear a lie,
Than, though his evidence be full and fair,
To vouch a truth against a man of war.
More benefits remain, and claimed as rights,
Which are a standing army's perquisites.
If any rogue vexatious suits advance
Against me for my known inheritance,
Enter by violence my fruitful grounds,
Or take the sacred land-mark[171] from my bounds,
Those bounds, which with procession and with prayer,
And offered cakes, have been my annual care;
Or if my debtors do not keep their day,
Deny their hands, and then refuse to pay;
I must with patience all the terms attend,
Among the common causes that depend,
Till mine is called; and that long-looked-for day
Is still encumbered with some new delay;
Perhaps the cloth of state is only spread,[172]
Some of the quorum may be sick a-bed;
That judge is hot, and doffs his gown, while this
O'er night was bowsy, and goes out to piss:
So many rubs appear, the time is gone
For hearing, and the tedious suit goes on;
But buft and beltmen never know these cares,
No time, nor trick of law, their action bars:
Their cause they to an easier issue put;
They will be heard, or they lug out, and cut.
Another branch of their revenue still }
Remains, beyond their boundless right to kill,— }
Their father yet alive, impowered to make a will.[173]}
For what their prowess gained, the law declares
Is to themselves alone, and to their heirs:
No share of that goes back to the begetter,
But if the son fights well, and plunders better,
Like stout Coranus, his old shaking sire
Does a remembrance in his will desire,
Inquisitive of fights, and longs in vain
To find him in the number of the slain:
But still he lives, and rising by the war,
Enjoys his gains, and has enough to spare;
For 'tis a noble general's prudent part
To cherish valour, and reward desert;
Let him be daub'd with lace, live high, and whore;
Sometimes be lousy, but be never poor.