The name of Mr Enoch Wilkins, Solicitor in the
High Court of Chancery, and Attorney-at-law,
before, according to the polite legal fiction, the
Queen herself at Westminster, was deeply inscribed,
in fat black engraved characters, on a
gleaming brass plate which formed the chief adornment
of the dark-green door of his City office. If
this brass plate really did gleam, as it did, like a
piece of burnished gold, its refulgence was due to
unremitting exertions on the part of the office lad,
whose objurgations were frequent as at unholy
matutinal hours he plied the obdurate metal with
rotstone, oiled flannels, and chamois leather. For
the atmosphere of St Nicholas Poultney (so named
from the hideous effigy of a begrimed saint, mottled
by frost and blackened by soot, which yet
decorated the low-browed doorway of a damp little
church hard by) was not conducive to brilliancy,
whether of glass, brass, or paint, being heavily
charged, on the average of days, with tainted air,
foul moisture, and subdivided carbon, with rust,
dust, and mildew. Nevertheless Mr Wilkins, who
was a master to be obeyed, contrived that his plate-glass
windows should flash back whatever rays of
light the pitying sun might deign to direct on so
dismal a region, girt in and stifled by a wilderness
of courts, lanes, streets, and yards, and also that
door-handles and bell-pulls should be shining and
spotless as a sovereign new-minted, the door-step a
slab of unsullied stone, and passage, staircase, and
offices as trim and clean as the floors of some
lavender-scented farmhouse among the cabbage
roses of Cheshire. These praiseworthy results
were not attained without labour, sustained and
oft renewed, on the part of Mrs Flanagan, the so-called
laundress, whose washing was effected by
the vigorous application of scrubbing-brush and
Bath-brick; of a melancholy window-cleaner from
Eastcheap, whose bread was earned by perpetual
acrobatic feats on narrow sills and outside ledges;
and of the office lad already mentioned, whose
main duties, though he called himself a clerk, were
those of keeping the externals of his master’s place
of business at the utmost pitch of polish.
In very truth, although there was a messenger,
fleet of foot and cunning in threading his way
through the labyrinthine intricacies of the City,
always perched on a leather-covered stool in the
antechamber, to supplement the services of the
office lad, Mr Wilkins had no clerk. A great deal
of his business was transacted by word of mouth;
he answered his own letters; and when much of
the scribe’s work became requisite, some civic law
stationer would send in one or two red-eyed men
in mouldy black, with finger-nails indelibly stained
by the ink that had become their owners’ element,
and a sufficient quantity of draught folio paper
would be covered with legal copperplate.
The outer office was neatness itself, from the
bright fire-irons in the fender to the maps on the
wall and the rulers and pewter inkstands on the
desks. And the inner room, where the lawyer
himself gave audience, was almost cheerful, with
its well-brushed Turkey carpet, sound furniture,
well-stored book-shelves, and general aspect of snug
comfort. There were those who wondered that Mr
Wilkins, whose reputation did not rank very high
in the learned confraternity to which he belonged,
should so pointedly have deviated from the tradition
which almost prescribes dirt and squalor and
darkness for the surroundings of those who live
by the law. There were, not very far off, most
respectable firms, the name of whose titled employers
was Legion, yet through whose cobwebbed
panes was filtered the feeble light by which their
bewildered clients stumbled among ragged carpets
and rickety furniture to reach the well-known beehive
chair. But Mr Wilkins was a man capable of
attending to his own interests, and probably he
had found out what best chimed with the prejudices
of those for whose custom he angled.
There was nothing in the room itself to shew
that it was a lawyer’s office. It might have been
that of a surveyor or a promoter of companies, for
there was nothing on the walls but a set of good
maps and four or five excellent engravings. Not
a deed-box, not a safe, was to be seen, and if there
were law-books on the shelves they held their place
unobtrusively amongst other well-bound volumes.
Mr Wilkins sitting in his usual place, with one
elbow resting on the table before him, seemed to
be indulging in a reverie of no distasteful character,
to judge by the smile that rested on his coarse
mouth as he softly tapped his front teeth with the
mother-of-pearl handle of a penknife, as though
beating time to his thoughts. At last, warned by
the striking of the office clock, the hour-hand of
which pointed to eleven, Mr Wilkins shook off his
preoccupation of mind, and rang the hand-bell at
his elbow.
The office lad, who called himself a clerk, was
prompt in answering the tinkling summons of his
employer.
‘Any one been here yet?’ demanded the lawyer.
‘Touchwood and Bowser’s articled clerk with
notice of new trial in case of Green (in holy
orders) v. Gripson—the bill-stealing case, you
know, sir, that the country parson chose to go to
a jury about.’
‘Ah, yes,’ rejoined Mr Wilkins, again tapping
his front teeth with the pearl-handled knife,
while a look of intense amusement overspread his
face. ‘Wants another shot at the enemy, does he,
the Rev. James Green! It was grand to see
him in the witness-box, indignantly insisting on
the fact that not one sixpence ever reached him in
return for his promissory-note despatched per
post, on the faith of Mr Gripson’s advertisement
and fair words. Then some Mr Jenks, a total
stranger, happens to give valuable consideration,
at third or fourth hand, for the stamped paper
with the clergyman’s signature, and, Rev. Green
objecting to cash up, gets a fi. fa.—a neat contraction
of fieri facias, which, as we lawyers know,
is a term which directs an execution to be levied
on the goods of a debtor, ha, ha!—has it backed in
Wiltshire, and sells up every bed and chest of
drawers in the vicarage. Mr Green brings an
action against Gripson, who is comfortably out of
the way, but retains me. We traverse everything,
demur to everything, put in counter pleas and
rebutters, change the venue, and play Old Gooseberry
with the too confiding Green, whose counsel
elects to be nonsuited. Now, like a Briton, he is
ready for us again.’
Mr Wilkins laughed, and the juvenile clerk
re-echoed the laugh. Sharp practice, such as that
so lovingly narrated by the attorney, apparently
for lack of a better audience, was congenial to the
mind of this keen-witted young acolyte of Themis,
with whom the proverbial distinction between
Law and Equity seemed to be very clearly defined.
‘Nobody else called?’ asked Mr Wilkins.
‘Yes. Stout sporting-looking gent, who said
he’d make shift, when I told him you had stepped
out to the Master’s chambers, to come again to-morrow.
Name of Prior,’ returned the youth.
‘Ah, Nat the bookmaker, wanting to know how
near the wind he may sail without getting into
the sweep-net of a criminal indictment,’ said the
lawyer placidly. ‘Nothing else, hey?’
‘Only Mr Isaacs of Bowline Court, Thames
Street, sent round to say he would look in
between eleven and twelve,’ was the reply.
‘I’ll see him and any gentleman he may bring
with him,’ rejoined Mr Wilkins, taking up the
newspaper, as the office lad retired; but in five
minutes returned, ushering in three gentlemen,
whose hooked noses, full red lips, jet-black hair,
and sloe-black eyes gave them a strong family
resemblance. They were old acquaintances doubtless,
for the greeting which they received from Mr
Wilkins was a familiar one.
‘How do, Moss? How goes it, Braham, my
buck? You’re all right, Isaacs, I can see for
myself.’
Nothing could well be more unlike what, during
the regency of the late King George IV., was
called a buck than was Mr Braham, who was
simply a corpulent Jew, ineffably greasy in appearance,
and who wore a faded olive-green greatcoat
that might have passed for a medieval gabardine,
and carried an empty blue bag over his left arm.
Mr Moss, his junior by some years, was better
dressed, but his raven locks fell upon a shirt collar
of dubious whiteness, and his dingy finger-nails
were in unpleasant contrast with the splendour
of the heavy rings he wore, and of the huge
emerald in his satin necktie. The youngest of
the three, Mr Isaacs, a hawk-eyed little man,
bejewelled and florid of attire, was by far in dress
and person the least unclean of the three.
There was a little conversation as to weather
and other general topics, and then Braham the
senior of the three Hebrews pulled out a watch
as round and almost as big as a golden turnip,
and compared it with the office clock. ‘Letsh get
along,’ he said genially: ‘bushinesh, bushinesh,
my dears, waitsh for no man.’
‘You’re right, Uncle Jacob,’ chimed in Mr
Moss, who could scarcely have been, otherwise
than figuratively and in oriental fashion, the
nephew of his stout kinsman, but who was
certainly a Jew of a much more modern pattern.
He, at anyrate, coquetted with soap and water,
and had discarded the shibboleth in his speech;
but it might be doubted whether the elder Israelite,
for all his repellent exterior, was not the better
fellow of the two.
‘Business by all means,’ cheerily responded Mr
Wilkins. ‘We’ve done it together before to-day,
and we’ll do it again, I hope, gentlemen, for many
a day yet to come. It is a very pleasant occasion
on which we now assemble—nothing less, if I may
say so, than the dividing of the profits, the sharing
of the spoil.’
There was a hearty laugh.
‘Sharing of the shpoil!’ chuckled elderly but
still vigorous Mr Braham. ‘What a boy he ish,
thish Wilkinsh, what a boy he ish!’
‘And now for it,’ said Mr Wilkins, rustling over
a bundle of papers that lay before him. ‘Here
we have it in black and white, worth all the
patter and palaver in the world. These are the
baronet’s first and second letters, the second inclosing
an uncommonly stiff cheque. Here are
Captain Denzil’s bills—pretty bits of kites they
are, renewed here and renewed there—and here
are our old agreements, notes, and memoranda,
duplicates of which I’ve no doubt are in all your
pockets. Pass them round, Isaacs, and take a
good look at them first. You’re an attorney, you
know, and that’s why you’re here, though I don’t
believe, my friend, that you “pull off” a clear five
hundred out of the haul.’
‘Yesh, yesh, he’sh an attorney, ash Wilkinsh
saysh,’ said Mr Braham, whose laughter was very
ready, as that of fat people often is; ‘and sho
we have him here. Shet a thief to catch a’——
Here a warning kick or other practical exhortation
to caution on the part of his kinsman appeared
to cut short the over-fluency of the bulky Hebrew,
and he became as mute as a mouse, while Mr
Isaacs read aloud in a high shrill voice the contents
of Sir Sykes Denzil’s letters and also a brief
summary which Mr Wilkins had prepared.
There was some discussion, but there really was
not room for much. Here was no compromise, no
handing over of so many shillings in the pound.
Sir Sykes Denzil had paid his son’s liabilities
without the abatement of a guinea. Mr Braham
was to receive what he called ‘shix thoushand
odd;’ Mr Moss, two thousand eight hundred and
seventy-two; four hundred and thirty were for
Mr Isaacs; and the residue was for Enoch Wilkins,
Esquire, gentleman.
It was a strange sight when the rolls of bank-notes
were produced, to see the actual partition
of the Bank of England’s promises to pay, the
vulture beaks bending over the crisp paper, the
wary inspection of water-mark and number and
signature, and the stuffing of pocket-books and
cramming of purses and stowing away of what
seemed to be regarded rather as plunder than
as lawful gains. Two odd things during this
transaction were to be noticed—first, that Mr
Braham, who was incomparably the shabbiest Jew
present, met with deference on every hand save
from irreverent Wilkins; and secondly, that all
the Jews seemed to take up their money grudgingly,
like hounds that have chopped their fox in
covert.
‘Well done, Shir Shykesh!’ exclaimed the heavy
Hebrew with the green gabardine and the blue
bag. ‘If they wash all of hish short, there might
be the moneysh, but there wouldn’t be the fun!’
‘We’ll drink Sir Sykes’ health, at anyrate,’
briskly put in Mr Wilkins.—‘Sims!’ and he
tinkled the office hand-bell as he spoke, ‘glasses
and cork-screw.’
It was good amber-hued sherry, none of your
modern abominations, but a real Spanish vintage,
long mellowed in its dusty bin, that gurgled into
the glasses under the careful handling of Mr
Wilkins. The Hebrews sipped, appraised—where
could be found judges so critical!—and drank.
‘I’m shorry for the poor young man,’ said Mr
Braham, in a sort of outburst of sentiment, at
mention of Captain Denzil’s name.
‘So that he gets his victuals,’ remarked the Jew
attorney curtly, ‘I don’t see why he’s to be pitied.’
‘It ish a shelling out!’ was the mild rejoinder
of the stout Israelite with the blue bag, who
seemed to be by far the softest-hearted of the
company. ‘Of courshe, when I thought he would
do me, I didn’t care; but now I remember he
didn’t get much, not above sheven-fifty cash. All
the resht wash pictures, wine—not like yoursh,
Wilkinsh—cigars, and opera-tickets.’
‘He went through the mill, I suppose,’ said Mr
Moss, ‘as others have done before him, and others
will do after him; eh, Uncle Jacob?’
‘Eh, eh, grisht to the mill!’ chuckled the stout
proprietor of the empty blue bag; and the quartette
of confederates soon separated.
Mr Wilkins, left alone, purred contentedly as he
poured out and tossed off another glass of the
sherry so deservedly lauded, and then, rising from
his chair, took down a Baronetage, bound in pink
and gold, and fluttered over the leaves until his
finger rested on the words: ‘Denzil, Sir Sykes; of
Carbery Chase, county Devon; of Threepham
Lodge, Yorkshire; Ermine Moat, Durham; and
Malpas Wold, Cheshire, succeeded his father, Sir
Harbottle Denzil, August 18—; married, May
18—; formerly in the army, and attained the rank
of Major. Is a magistrate and deputy-lieutenant
for Devonshire. Unsuccessfully contested the
county at the election of 18—.’
‘To think,’ said the attorney, stroking the book
with his fleshy hand, ‘how much one can read
between the lines of these plausible announcements,
almost as blandly eulogistic as the inscriptions
which chronicle on their tombstones fond
wives, faultless husbands, and parents worthy to
be immortalised by Plutarch! How trippingly the
name of that needy old reprobate Sir Harbottle
rolls off the tongue. He to be described as of
Threepham and Malpas! Say, rather, of any
foreign lodging or foreign jail, of the Isle of Man
while it was yet a sanctuary for the debtor, of the
Rules of the King’s Bench. But Carbery is very
genuine anyhow.’
Mr Wilkins paused for a moment, and then
mused: ‘I could spoil your little game, Sir Sykes—spoil
it in a moment, and compel you to exchange
your D. L.’s uniform of scarlet and gold for—never
mind what! So long as the goose lays the
golden eggs, it would not be the part of a wise
man to twist her neck.’ Having said which, Mr
Wilkins brushed his coat, drew on his gloves,
and taking up his hat, sallied out. ‘Taxing
office; back in an hour,’ he said to the office lad
as he went out. ‘If I am detained, you need not
wait for me after two o’clock.’
‘Ten to four, he don’t shew up,’ said the youth,
who was accustomed to the professional figments
which served to beguile credulous clients, but who
congratulated himself at the prospect of a speedy
release from duty. ‘If the governor doesn’t put
in an appearance by 1.30, I’ll make myself scarce,
or my name is not Sims!’
Meanwhile, Mr Wilkins made his way through
the jostling crowd that roared and seethed among
the busy streets of the City, until he reached an
office, resplendent with plate-glass and French-polished
mahogany, in Cornhill, on the door of
which was inscribed, ‘Bales and Beales, Stock and
Share Brokers.’
There were a good many customers in the outer
office, a few of whom were quiet men of business,
while the others, nearly half of whom were
anxious-eyed ladies who had reached middle life,
seemed flushed and ill at ease as they perused and
reperused the written and printed memoranda
with which they all seemed to be provided, and
glanced impatiently at the ornamental clock on
its gilded bracket. The lawyer, as an habitué of
the place, sent in his name, and gained speedy
admittance to the inner den, where Mr Bales
himself, tall, thin, and with a thatch of bushy
eyebrows projecting in pent-house fashion over his
steady blue eyes, held out a cool white hand to be
grasped by the hot red hand of Mr Wilkins.
The head of the firm of Bales and Beales was
pre-eminently a cool man, and nothing could be
in stronger contrast than was his unimpassioned
bearing and the flutter and flurry of his customers.
‘How about my Turks?’ unceremoniously demanded
Mr Wilkins. ‘Of course I know they’re
down again—confound them!’
‘The fall continues. They have receded, let
me see, two and seven-eighths since this morning,’
returned the broker, pointing to the official
bulletin in its frame on the wall beside him.
‘Probably they are falling as we speak, for the
Bourses of Paris, Amsterdam, and Vienna opened
heavily.’
‘Well, you are a Job’s comforter, Bales,’ said
the lawyer, wiping his heated brow. ‘Will this
sort of thing go on, hey? Shall I sell, or stick
to my colours like a Briton? Can’t you give a
fellow your advice?’
‘I never advise,’ answered Mr Bales, with his
cold smile. ‘Life would be a burden to me if I
did. I prefer to lay the facts before those who do
me the favour to come to me, leaving to their
unbiassed judgment the course to pursue. Here
are some Stock Exchange telegrams, part of which
you will see presently, no doubt, in the evening
papers. They help to explain the rush on the
part of the public to sell out.’
The attorney took the half-dozen square pieces
of hastily printed paper, yet damp from the
press, some of them, which Mr Bales courteously
proffered him, and at a glance mastered their
contents.
‘Can rascally fabrications like this,’ asked the
attorney, in a glow of something like honest
indignation, ‘impose upon the veriest gull in
Christendom?’
‘Ah!’ answered the unmoved Mr Bales, scrutinising
the despatch which his irate client held
between his finger and thumb, ‘you mean the
rumour about the sale of the six Turkish ironclads
to the Russian government? Popular credulity,
my dear sir, would swallow more than that. You
have overlooked the other telegram, which mentions
that Adamapoulos and Nikopolos, the Greek
bankers of Galata, have declined to advance to
the Porte at twenty per cent. the wherewithal to
meet the next coupon of the Debt. That report
has more weight with business-men than the
nautical one. Will you give me instructions to
sell?’
‘No; but to buy!’ rapped out Mr Wilkins, with
suddenness. ‘There must come a reaction soon.
I’ll take another ten thousand of the Imperial
Ottomans. I know what you would say, Bales,’
he added irritably: ‘the cash I left on deposit
won’t cover the margin. Here’—and he produced
the bank-notes that had fallen to his share in the
division of that day—‘are funds, and to spare.’
As the lawyer quitted the stock-broker’s office
he muttered between his set teeth: ‘I stand to
win; but at anyrate I know of back-play of a safer
sort. Sir Sykes Denzil of Carbery, you are a
sponge well worth the squeezing!’