Phase I.—The Scandal
“‘OH, to be in England now that April’s here,’” said Reggie Fortune
as, trying to hide himself in his coat, he slipped and slid down the
gangway to his native land. The Boulogne boat behind him, lost in
driving snow, could be inferred from escaping steam and the glimmer
of a rosette of lights. “The Flying Dutchman’s new packet,” Reggie
muttered, and hummed the helmsman’s song from the opera, till a
squall coming round the corner stung what of his face he could not
bury like small shot.
He continued to suffer. The heat in the Pullman was tinned. He did
not like the toast. The train ran slow, and whenever he wiped the
steamy window he saw white-blanketed country and fresh swirls of
snow. So he came into Victoria some seven hours late, and it had no
taxi. He said what he could. You imagine him, balanced by the two
suit-cases which he could not bear to part with, wading through deep
snow from the Tube station at Oxford Circus to Wimpole Street, and
subsiding limp but still fluent into the arms of Sam his factotum.
And the snow went on falling.
It was about this time, in his judgment 11 p.m. on 15th April, that a
man fell from the top story of Montmorency House, the hugest and
newest of the new blocks of flats thereabouts. He fell down the well
which lights the inner rooms and, I suppose, made something of a thud
as his body passed through the cushion of snow and hit the concrete
below. But in the howl of the wind and the rattle of windows it would
have been extraordinary if any one had heard him or taken him for
something more than a slate or a chimney pot. He was not in a
condition to explain himself. And the snow went on falling.
Mr. Fortune, though free from his coat and his hat and his scarf and
his gloves, though scorching both hands and one foot at the hall
fire, was still telling Sam his troubles when the Hon. Stanley Lomas
came downstairs. Mr. Fortune said, “Help!”
“Had a good time?” said Lomas cheerily. “Did you get to Seville?”
“Oh, Peter, don’t say things like that. I can’t bear it. Have the
feelings of a man. Be a brother, Lomas. I’ve been in nice, kind
countries with a well-bred climate, and I come back to this epileptic
blizzard, and here’s Lomas pale and perky waiting for me on the mat.
And then you’re civil! Oh, Sophonisba! Sophonisba, oh!”
“I did rather want to see you,” Lomas explained.
“I hate seeing you. I hate seeing anything raw and alive. If you talk
to me I shall cry. My dear man, have you had dinner?”
“Hours ago.”
“That wasn’t quite nice of you, you know. When you come to see me,
you shouldn’t dine first. It makes me suspect your taste. Well, well!
Come and see me eat. That is a sight which has moved strong men to
tears, the pure ecstasy of joy, Lomas. The sublime and the beautiful,
by R. Fortune. And Sam says Elise has a timbale de foie gras and
her very own entrecôte. Dine again, Whittington. And we will look
upon the wine when it is red. My Chambertin is strongly indicated.
And then I will fall asleep for a thousand years, same like the
Sleeping Beauty.”
“I wish I could.”
“Lomas, old dear!” Reggie turned and looked him over. “Yes, you have
been going it. You ought to get away.”
“I dare say I shall. That is one of the things I’m going to ask
you—what you think about resignation.”
“Oh, Peter! As bad as that?” Reggie whistled. “Sorry I was futile.
But I couldn’t know. There’s been nothing in the papers.”
“Only innuendoes. Damme, you can’t get away from it in the clubs.”
They had it out over dinner.
Some months before a new Government had been formed, which was
advertised to bring heaven down to earth without delay. And the first
outward sign of its inward and spiritual grace was the Great Coal
Ramp. Some folks in the City began to buy the shares of certain coal
companies. Some folks in the City began to spread rumours that the
Government was going to nationalize mines district by district—those
districts first in which the shares had been bought. The shares then
went to a vast price.
“All the usual nauseating features of a Stock Exchange boom,” said
Reggie.
“No. This is founded on fact,” said Lomas. “That’s the distinguishing
feature. It was worked on the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
the truth. Whoever started the game had exact and precise
information. They only touched those companies which the Government
meant to take over; they knew everything and they knew it right.
Somebody of the inner circle gave the plan away.”
“‘Politics is a cursed profession,’” said Reggie.
Lomas looked gloomily at his Burgundy. “Politicians are almost the
lowest of God’s creatures,” he agreed. “I know that. I’m a Civil
servant. But I don’t see how any of them can have had a finger in
this pie. The scheme hadn’t come before the Cabinet. Everybody knew,
of course, that something was going to be done. But the whole point
is the particular companies concerned in this primary provisional
scheme. And nobody knew which they were but the President of the
Board of Trade and his private secretary.”
“The President—that’s Horace Kimball.”
“Yes. No politics about him. He’s the rubber king, you know. He was
brought in on the business men for a business Cabinet cry. He was
really put there to get these nationalization schemes through.”
“And he begins by arousing city scandal. Business men and business
methods. Well, well! Give me the politicians after all. I was born
respectable. I would rather be swindled in the quiet, old-fashioned
way. I like a sense of style.”
“Quite—quite,” said Lomas heartily. “But I must say I have nothing
against Kimball. He is the usual thing. Thinks he is like
Napoleon—pathetically anxious you should suppose he has been
educated. But he really is quite an able fellow, and he means to be
civil. Only he’s mad to catch the fellow who gave his scheme away. I
don’t blame him. But it’s damned awkward.”
“If only Kimball and his private secretary knew, either Kimball or
the private secretary gave it away.”
“My dear Fortune, if you say things like that, I shall break down.
That is the hopeless sort of jingle I say in my sleep. I believe
Kimball’s honest. That’s his reputation. As keen as they make ’em,
but absolutely straight. And why should he play double? He is
ridiculously rich. If he wanted money it was idiotic to go into the
Government. He would do much better for himself in business. No; he
must have gone into politics for power and position and so on. And
then at the start his career is mucked by a financial scandal. You
can’t suppose he had a hand in it. It’s too mad.”
“Remains the private secretary. Don’t Mr. Kimball like his private
secretary?”
“Oh, yes. Kimball thinks very well of him. I pointed out to Kimball
that on the facts we were bound to suspect Sandford, and he was quite
huffy about it—said he had the highest opinion of Sandford, asked
what evidence I had, and so on.”
“Very good and proper, and even intelligent. My respects to H.
Kimball. What evidence have you, Lomas, old thing?”
“You just put the case yourself,” said Lomas, with some irritation.
“Only Kimball and Sandford were in the secret. It’s impossible in the
nature of things Kimball should have sold it. Remains Sandford.”
“Oh, Peter! That’s not evidence, that’s an argument.”
“I know, confound you. But there is evidence of a sort. One of
Sandford’s friends is a young fellow called Walkden, and he’s in one
of the firms which have been running the Stock Exchange boom.”
“It’s queer,” said Reggie, and lit a pipe. “But it wouldn’t hang a
yellow dog.”
“Do you think I don’t know that?” Lomas cried. “We have nothing to
act on, and they’re all cursing me because we haven’t!”
“Meaning Kimball?”
“Kimball—Kimball’s calling twice a day to know how the case is going
on, please. But the whole Government’s on it now. Minutes from the
Home Secretary—bitter mems. from the Prime Minister. They want a
scapegoat, of course. Governments do.”
“Find us some one to hang or we’ll hang you?”
“I told you I was thinking of resigning.”
“Because they want to bully you into making a case against the
private secretary—and you have a conscience?”
“Lord, no. I’d convict him to-day if I could. I don’t like the
fellow. He’s a young prig. But I can’t convict him. No; I don’t think
they want to hang anybody in particular. But they must have somebody
to hang, and I can’t find him.”
“It isn’t much in my way,” Reggie murmured. “The Civil Service
frightens me. I have a brother-in-law in the Treasury. Sometimes he
lets me dine with him. Meditations among the Tombs for Reginald. No.
It isn’t much in my way. I want passion and gore. But you intrigue
me, Lomas, you do indeed. I would know more of H. Kimball and
Secretary Sandford. They worry me.”
“My God, they worry me,” said Lomas heartily.
“They are too good to be true. I wonder if there’s any other nigger
in the wood pile?”
“Well, I can’t find him.”
“Hope on, hope ever. Don’t you remember it was the dowager popped the
Bohun sapphires? And don’t you resign. If the Prime Minister sends
you another nasty mem., say you have your eye on his golf pro. A man
who putts like that must have something on his conscience. And don’t
you resign for all the politicians outside hell. It may be they want
to get rid of you. I’ll come and see you to-morrow.”
“I wish you would,” said Lomas. “You have a mighty good eye for a
face.”
“My dear old thing! I never believe in faces, that’s all. The only
one I ever liked was that girl who broke her sister-in-law’s nose.
But I’ll come round.”
Comforted by wine and sympathy, Lomas was sent away to trudge home
through a foot of snow. And the snow went on falling.
Phase II.—The Private Secretary
The snow lingered. Though hoses washed it out of the highways, in
every side street great mounds lay unmelted, and the park was dingily
white. Reggie shivered as he got out of his car in Scotland Yard, and
he scurried upstairs and put himself as close as he could to Lomas’s
fire—ousting Superintendent Bell.
“I’m waiting for you,” said Lomas quietly. “There’s a new fact. Three
thousand pounds has been paid into Sandford’s account. It was handed
in over the counter in notes of small amounts yesterday morning.
Cashier fancies it was paid in by a stoutish man in glasses—couldn’t
undertake to identify.”
“It’s a wicked world, Lomas. That wouldn’t matter so much if it was
sensible. Some day I will take to crime, just to show you how to do
it. Who is Sandford, what is he, that such queer things happen round
him?”
“I don’t know so much about queer, sir,” said Superintendent Bell. “I
suppose this three thousand is his share of the swag.”
“That’s what we’re meant to suppose,” Reggie agreed. “That’s what I
resent.”
“You mean, why the devil should he have it put in the bank? He must
know his account would be watched. That’s the point I took,” said
Lomas wearily.
“Well, sir, as I was saying, it’s the usual sort of thing,”
Superintendent Bell protested. “When a city gang has bought a fellow
in a good position and got all they can get out of him, it often
happens they don’t care any more about him. They’d rather break him
than not. It happened in the Bewick affair, the Grantley deal——” He
reeled off a string of cases. “What I mean to say, sir, there isn’t
honour among thieves. When they see one of themselves in a decent
position, they’ll do him in if they can. Envy, that’s what it is. I
suppose we’re all envious. But in my experience, when a fellow isn’t
straight he gets a double go of envy in him. I mean to say, for sheer
spiteful envy the crooks beat the band.”
Reggie nodded. “Do you know, Bell, I don’t ever remember your being
wrong, when you had given an opinion. By the way, what is your
opinion?”
Superintendent Bell smiled slowly. “We do have to be so careful, sir.
Would you believe it, I don’t so much as know who did the open-air
work in the Coal Ramp. There was half a dozen firms in the boom,
quite respectable firms. But who had the tip first, and who was doing
the big business, I know no more than the babe in arms.”
“Yes, there’s some brains about,” Lomas agreed.
But Reggie, who was watching the Superintendent, said, “What’s up
your sleeve, Bell?”
The Superintendent laughed. “You do have a way of putting things, Mr.
Fortune.” He lit a cigarette and looked at his chief. “I don’t know
what you thought of Mr. Sandford, Mr. Lomas?”
“More do I, Bell,” said Lomas. “I only know he’s not a man and a
brother.”
“What I should describe as a lonely cove, sir,” Bell suggested.
“Chiefly interested in himself, you might say.”
“He’s a climber,” said Lomas.
“Well, well! Who is Sandford—what is he, that all the world don’t
love him?” Reggie asked. “Who was his papa? What was his school?”
“Well, now, it’s rather odd you should ask that, sir,” said
Superintendent Bell.
“He didn’t have a school. He didn’t have a father,” said Lomas.
“First he knows he was living with his widowed mother, an only child,
in a little village in North Wales—Llan something. He went to the
local grammar-school. He was a kind of prize boy. He got a
scholarship at Pembroke, Oxford. Then Mrs. Sandford died, leaving him
about a pound a week. He got firsts at Oxford, and came into the Home
Civil pretty high. He’s done well in his Department, and they can’t
stand him.”
“Good brain, no geniality, if you take my meaning,” said the
Superintendent.
“I hate him already,” Reggie murmured.
“That’s quite easy,” said Lomas. “Well, he’s a clever second-rater,
that’s what it comes to.”
“Poor devil,” Reggie murmured.
“There’s swarms of them in the service. The only odd thing about
Sandford is that he don’t seem to have any origins. Like that fellow
in the Bible who had no ancestors—Melchizedek, was it? Well, Mrs.
Sandford had no beginning either. She wasn’t native to
Llanfairfechan—that’s the place. She came there when Sandford was a
small kid. Nobody there knows where from. He says he don’t know where
from. Nobody knows who his father was. He says he don’t know. He says
she left no papers of any sort. She had an annuity, and the fifty
pounds a year she left him was in Consols. He never knew of any
relations. Nobody in Llan-what’s-its-name can remember anybody ever
coming to see her. And she died ten years ago.”
“You might say it looked as if she wanted to hide,” said
Superintendent Bell. “But, Lord, you can’t tell. Might be just a
sorrowful widow. It takes ’em that way sometimes.”
“Has anybody ever shown any interest in Melchizedek?” said Reggie.
“O Lord, no! Nobody ever heard of him out of his Department. And
there they all hate him. But he’s the sort of fellow you can’t keep
down.”
“Poor devil,” Reggie murmured again.
“You won’t be so damned sympathetic when you’ve met him,” Lomas said.
A slip of paper was presented to him. “Hallo! Here’s Kimball. I
thought he was leaving me alone too long. Well, we’ve got something
for him to-day.”
“He has a large fat head”: thus some perky journalist began a sketch
of the Rt. Hon. Horace Kimball. And he faithfully reported the first
elementary effect of seeing Mr. Kimball, who looked a heavy fellow,
with the bulk of his head and neck supported on a sturdy frame. But
on further acquaintance people discovered a vivacity of movement and
a keenness of expression which made them uncomfortable. Yet he had,
as I intend you to observe, a bluff, genial manner, and his cruellest
critics were always those who had not met him. For the rest, he aimed
at a beautiful neatness in his clothes, and succeeded.
He rushed in. “Well, Lomas, if we don’t make an end of this business,
it’ll make an end of us,” he announced, and flung himself at a chair.
“Anything new?”
“I have just been discussing it with Mr. Fortune.”
“That’s right. Want the best brains we can get.” He nodded his heavy
head at Reggie. “What do you make of it?”
“I don’t wonder you find it harassing,” Reggie said.
“Harassing! That’s putting it mildly. I’ve lost more sleep over it
than I want to think about.” He became aware that Reggie was studying
him. “Doctor, aren’t you?” he laughed ruefully. “I’m not a case, you
know.”
“I apologize for the professional instinct,” Reggie said. “But it
does make me say you ought to see your doctor, sir.”
“My doctor can’t tell me anything I don’t know. It’s this scandal
that’s the matter with me. You wouldn’t say I was sentimental, would
you? You wouldn’t take me for an innocent? Well, do you know, I’ve
been in business thirty years, and I’ve never had one of my own
people break faith with me. That’s what irritates me. Somebody in my
own office, somebody close to me, selling me. By God, it’s maddening!”
“Whom do you suspect?” said Reggie.
Kimball flung himself about, and the chair creaked. “Damn it, man,
we’ve had all that out over and over again. I can’t suspect any one.
I won’t suspect any one. But the thing’s been done.”
“As I understand, the only people who knew the scheme were yourself
and Sandford, your secretary?”
“I’d as soon suspect myself as Sandford.”
“Yesterday three thousand pounds in notes was paid by somebody, who
didn’t give his name, into Sandford’s account,” said Lomas.
“Great God!” said Kimball, and rolled back in his chair, breathing
heavily. “That’s what I wouldn’t let myself believe.”
“Have you got any brandy, Lomas?” said Reggie, watching his pallor
professionally. Lomas started up. Reggie reached out and began to
feel Kimball’s pulse.
“Don’t do that,” said Kimball sharply, and dragged his hand away.
“Good Lord, man, I’m not ill! No, thanks, Lomas, nothing, nothing. I
never touch spirits. I’ll be all right in a moment. But it does
rather knock me over to find I’ve got to believe it was Sandford.” He
struggled out of his chair, walked to the window, and flung it up and
dabbed at his forehead. He stood there a moment in the raw air, took
a pinch of snuff, and turned on them vigorously. “There’s no doubt
about this evidence, eh? We can’t get away from it?”
“I’m afraid we must ask Sandford for an explanation,” said Lomas.
“Most unpleasant thing I ever did in my life,” Kimball said. “Well,
there’s no help for it, I suppose. Still, he may have a perfectly
good explanation. Damn it, I won’t make up my mind till I must. I’ve
always found him quite straight—and very efficient too. Cleverest
fellow I ever had about me. Send for him then; say I’ll be glad to
see him here. Come now, Lomas, what do you think yourself? He may be
able to account for it quite naturally, eh?”
“He may. But I can’t see how,” Lomas said gloomily. “Can you?”
“I suppose you think I’m a fool, but I like to believe in my
fellows,” said Kimball, and they passed an awkward five minutes till
Sandford came.
He looked a good young man. He was rather small, he was very lean, he
wore eyeglasses. Everything about him was correct and restrained. But
there was an oddity of structure about his face: it seemed to come to
a point at the end of his nose, and yet his lower jaw looked heavy.
He made graded salutations to Kimball his chief and to Lomas. He
looked at Reggie and Superintendent Bell as though he expected them
to retreat from his presence. And he turned upon Kimball a glance
that bade him lose no time.
Kimball seemed to find some difficulty in beginning. He cleared his
throat, blew his nose, and took another pinch of snuff. “I don’t know
if you guess why I sent for you,” he broke out.
“I infer that it is on this matter of the gamble in coal shares,”
said Sandford precisely.
“Yes. Do you know of any new fact?”
“Nothing has come before me.”
“Well, there’s something I want you to explain. I dare say you have a
satisfactory explanation. But I’m bound to ask for it.”
“I have nothing to explain that I know of.”
“It’s been brought to my knowledge that yesterday three thousand
pounds in notes was paid into your account. Where did it come from?”
Sandford took off his eyeglasses and cleaned them, and put them on
again. “I have no information,” he said in the most correct official
manner.
“Good God, man, you must see what it means!” Kimball cried.
“I beg your pardon, sir. I have no notion of what it means. I find it
difficult to believe that you have been correctly informed.”
“You don’t suppose I should take up a charge like this unless I was
compelled to.”
“There’s no doubt of the fact, Mr. Sandford,” said Lomas gloomily.
“Indeed! Then I have only to say that no one has any authority to
make payments into my account. As you have gone into the affair so
carefully, I suppose you have found out who did.”
“He didn’t give his name, you see. Can you tell us who he was?” Lomas
said.
“I repeat, sir, I know nothing about the transaction.”
“And that’s all you say?”
“I need hardly add that I shall not accept the money.”
“You know the matter can’t end there!” Kimball cried. “Come, man,
you’re not doing yourself justice. Nothing could be worse for you
than this tone, can’t you see that?”
“I beg your pardon, sir. I do not see what you wish me to say. You
spoke of making a charge. Will you be so good as to state it?”
“If you must have it! This boom was begun on information which only
you had besides myself. And immediately after the boom this large sum
is paid secretly into your account. You must see what everybody will
say—what I should say myself if I didn’t know you—that you sold the
plan, and this money is your price. Come, you must have some
explanation for us—some defence, at least.”
“I say again, sir, I know nothing of the matter. I should hope that
what scandal may say will have no influence upon any one who knows my
character and my career.”
“Good God, man, we’re dealing with facts! Where did that three
thousand pounds come from?”
“I have no information. I have no idea.”
For the first time Reggie spoke. “I wonder if you have a theory?”
“I don’t consider it is my duty to imagine theories.”
“Do you know any one who wants to ruin you? Or why any one should?”
“I beg your pardon. I must decline to be led into wild speculations
of that kind.”
Kimball started up. “You make it impossible to do anything for you. I
have given you every chance, remember that—every chance. It’s beyond
me now. I can only advise you to consider your position. I don’t know
whether your resignation will save you from worse consequences. I’ll
do what I can. But you make it very hard. Good morning. You had
better not go back to the office.”
“I deny every imputation,” said Sandford. “Good morning, sir.”
Half apologetically Kimball turned to the others. “There’s nothing
for it, I suppose. We’ll have to go through with it now. You’ll let
me have an official report. The fellow’s hopeless. Poor devil!”
“I can’t say he touches my heart,” said Lomas.
Kimball laughed without mirth. “He can’t help himself,” he said, and
went out.
“I shouldn’t have thought Kimball was so human,” said Lomas.
“Well, sir, he always has stuck to his men, I must say,” said
Superintendent Bell.
“I wonder he could stick to Sandford for a day.”
“That Mr. Sandford, he is what you might call a superior person,”
Bell chuckled. “Funny how they brazen it out, that kind.”
“Yes, I don’t doubt he thinks he was most impressive. Well, Fortune,
there’s not much here for you, I’m afraid.”
Reggie had gone to the window and was fidgeting there. “I say, the
wind’s changed,” said he. “That’s something, anyway.”
Phase III.—The Man under the Snow
The porter of Montmorency House, awaking next morning, discovered
that even in the well of his flats, where the air is ever the most
stagnant in London, the snow was melting fast. After breakfast he saw
some clothes emerging from the slush. This annoyed him, for he
cherished that little court. The tenants, he remarked to his wife,
were always doing something messy, but dropping their trousers down
the well was the limit. He splashed out into the slush and found a
corpse.
After lunch Reggie Fortune, drowsing over the last published play of
Herr Wedekind, was roused by the telephone, which, speaking with the
voice of Superintendent Bell, urged him to come at once to the
mortuary.
“Who’s dead?” he asked. “Sandford hanged himself in red tape? Kimball
had a stroke?”
“It’s what you might call anonymous,” said the voice of the
Superintendent. “Just the sort of case you like.”
“I never like a case,” said Reggie, with indignation, and rang off.
At the door of the mortuary Superintendent Bell appeared as his car
stopped.
“You’re damned mysterious,” Reggie complained.
“Not me, sir. If you can tell me who the fellow is, I’ll be obliged.
But what I want to know first is, what was the cause of death. You’ll
excuse me, I won’t tell you how he was found till you’ve formed your
opinion.”
“What the devil do you mean by that?”
“I don’t want you to be prejudiced in any way, sir, if you take my
meaning.”
“Damn your impudence. When did you ever see me prejudiced?”
“Dear me, Mr. Fortune, I never heard you swear so much,” said Bell
sadly. “Don’t be hasty, sir. I have my reasons. I have, really.”
He led the way into the room where the dead man lay. He pulled back
the sheet which covered the body. “Well, well!” said Reggie Fortune.
For the dead man’s face was not there.
“You’ll excuse me. I shouldn’t be any good to you,” said the
Superintendent thickly, and made for the door.
Reggie did not look round. “Send Sam in with my things,” he said.
It was a long time afterwards when, rather pale for him, his round
and comfortable face veiled in an uncommon gravity, he came out.
Superintendent Bell threw away his cigarette. “Ghastly, isn’t it?” he
said with sympathy.
“Mad,” said Reggie. “Come on.” A shower of warm rain was being driven
before the west wind, but he opened everything in his car that would
open, and told the chauffeur to drive round Regent’s Park. “Come on.
Bell. The rain won’t hurt you.”
“I don’t wonder you want a blow. Poor chap! As ugly a mess as ever I
saw.”
“I suppose I’m afraid,” said Reggie slowly. “It’s unusual and
annoying. I suppose the only thing that does make you afraid is
what’s mad. Not the altogether crazy—that’s only a nuisance-but
what’s damned clever and yet mad. An able fellow with a mania on one
point. I suppose that’s what the devil is, Bell.”
“Good Lord, sir,” said Superintendent Bell.
“What I want is muffins,” said Reggie—“several muffins and a little
tea and my domestic hearth. Then I’ll feel safe.”
He spread himself out, sitting on the small of his back before his
study fire, and in that position contrived to eat and drink with
freedom.
“In another world, Bell,” he said dreamily—“in another and a gayer
world it seems to me you wanted to know the cause of death. And you
didn’t want me to be prejudiced. Kindly fellow. But there’s no
prejudice about. It’s quite a plain case.”
“Is it indeed, sir? You surprise me.”
“The dead man was killed by a blow on the left temple from some
heavy, blunt weapon—a life-preserver, perhaps; a stick, a poker. At
the same time, or immediately after death, his face was battered in
by the same or a similar weapon. Death probably occurred some days
ago. After death, but not long after death, the body received other
injuries, a broken rib and left shoulder-blade, probably by a fall
from some height. That’s the medical evidence. There are other
curious circumstances.”
“Just a few!” said Bell, with a grim chuckle. “You’re very definite,
sir, if I might say so. I suppose he couldn’t have been killed and
had his face smashed like—like he did—by the fall?”
“You can cut that right out. He was killed by a blow and blows
smashed his face in. Where did you find him?”
“He was found when the snow melted this morning in the well at
Montmorency House.”
“Under the snow? That puts the murder on the night of the fifteenth.
Yes, that fits; that accounts for his sodden clothes.”
“There’s a good deal it don’t account for,” said Bell gloomily.
“I saw him just as he was found?” Bell nodded. “Somebody took a lot
of pains with him. He was fully dressed—collar and tie, boots. But a
lot of his internal buttons were undone. And there’s not a name, not
even a maker’s name, on any of his clothes. His linen’s new and don’t
show a laundry mark. Yes, somebody took a lot of pains we shouldn’t
know him.”
“I don’t know what you’re getting at, sir.”
“Don’t you? Is it likely a man wearing decent clothes would not have
his linen marked and his tailor’s name somewhere? Is it likely a man
who had his tie and collar on wouldn’t do up his undershirt? No. The
beggar’s clothes were changed after he was killed. That must have
been a grisly business too. He’s not a tender-hearted fellow who did
this job. Valet the body you’ve killed and then bash its face in!
Well, well! Have some more tea?”
“Not me,” said Bell, with a gulp. “You talked about a madman, sir,
didn’t you?”
“Oh, no, no, no. Not the kind of mad that runs amuck. Not homicidal
mania. This isn’t just smashing up a chap’s body for the sake of
smashing. There’s lots of purpose here. This is damned cold,
calculating crime. That kind of mad. Some fellow’s got an object that
makes it worth while to him to do any beastliness. That’s the worst
kind of mad, Bell. Not homicidal mania—that only makes a man a
beast. What’s here is the sort of thing that makes a man a devil.”
“You’re going a bit beyond me, sir. It’s a bloody murder, and that’s
all I want.”
“Yes, that’s our job,” said Reggie thoughtfully. Together they went
off to Montmorency House.
“How would you describe deceased, sir?” said Bell.
“Man of about fifty, under middle height, inclined to be stout,
unusual bald.”
“It ain’t much to go by, is it?” Bell sighed. “We don’t so much as
know if he was clean shaved or not.”
“He was, I think. I saw no trace of facial hair. But it’s rash to
argue from not finding things. And he might have been shaved after he
was killed.”
“And then smashed? My Lord! And they smashed him thorough too, didn’t
they?”
“Very logical bit of crime, Bell.”
“Logical! God bless my soul! But I mean to say, sir, we haven’t got
much to go on. Suppose I advertise there’s a man of fifty missing,
rather short and stout and bald, I shall look a bit of an ass.”
“Well, I wouldn’t advertise. He’d had an operation, by the way—on
the ear. But I wouldn’t say that either. In fact, I wouldn’t say
anything about him just yet. Hold your trumps.”
“Trumps? What is trumps then, Mr. Fortune?”
“Anything you know is always trumps.”
“You’ll excuse me, but it’s not my experience, sir.”
They came to Montmorency House, where detectives were already
domesticated with the porter, and had done the obvious things. The
body, it was to be presumed, had fallen from one of the windows
opening on the well. The men who had flats round the well were all
accounted for, save one. Mr. Rand, tenant of a flat on the top story,
had not been seen for some days. Ringing at Mr. Rand’s door had
produced no reply.
“Well, we do seem to be getting a bit warmer,” said Superintendent
Bell. And his subordinate in charge of the inquiries at the flats
beamed and rubbed his hands, and remarked that Rand seemed to have
been a mysterious chap—only had his flat a few weeks, not used it
regularly, not by any means; no visitors to speak of, civil but
distant. “That sounds all right,” said Bell, and looked at Reggie.
“What was he like?” said Reggie.
“Middle size to biggish, wore glasses, well dressed, brown hair,
which he wore rather long, they say,” the inspector reeled off glibly.
“That’s put the lid on,” said Bell. “Won’t do for the corpse, Warren.
Not a bit like it. Well, sir, where are we now?” He turned to Reggie.
“You will go so fast,” Reggie complained, and sat down. “I’m pantin’
after you in vain. What’s the primary hypothesis, Bell?”
“Sir?”
“Do we assume the corpse is Rand, or that Rand chucked the corpse out
of window?”
“Ah, there’s that,” said the inspector eagerly. “We hadn’t worked on
that.”
“We haven’t worked on anything, if you ask me,” said Bell gloomily.
“What’s your opinion then, Mr. Fortune?”
“The primary hypothesis is that we’re looking for an able, masterful
madman. Therefore my opinion is that the whole thing will look
perfectly rational when we’ve got it all combed out—grantin’ the
madman’s original mad idea.”
“Am I to go round London looking for a rational madman?” Bell
protested.
“My dear chap, you could catch ’em by the thousand. There’s nobody so
damned rational as the lunatic. That’s where he falls down. Do not be
discouraged. He’s logical. He don’t keep his eye on the facts. That
is where we come in.”
“We’ve come in all right, but we don’t seem like getting out,” Bell
grumbled. “I’m keeping my eye on the facts all right. But they won’t
fit.”
“You’re very hasty to-day, Bell,” said Reggie mildly. “Why is this?”
“I can see that fellow’s face,” Bell muttered.
“Well, well! He’s told us all he can, poor devil. We’ll get on, if
you please. Because Rand’s away, it don’t follow that Rand’s the
corpse. It might have come out of some other tenant’s window. Know
anything about the other tenants?”
“All most respectable, sir,” said the inspector.
“My dear man, the whole affair is most respectable. Do get that into
your head. I dare say we’ll find the corpse was a conveyancer
murdered by a civil servant. A crime of quiet middle-class taste.
What sort of fellows are the other fellows?”
“Well, sir, there’s a retired engineer, and a young chap, just
married, in the Rimington firm, and a naval officer, and several
young doctors with consulting-rooms in Harley Street, and one of the
Maynards, the Devonshire family. That’s all with any rooms on the
well. I’ve seen ’em all, and, if you ask me, they’re right out of it;
they’re not the sort, not one of them.”
“I dare say,” said Reggie. “They don’t sound as if they would fit.
None of them heard anything?”
“No, sir; that’s queer, to be sure.”
“It happened the night of the blizzard. You wouldn’t have noticed a
bomb. Well, who was Rand?”
“That’s what no one knows, sir. He’d only been here a few weeks.
They’re service flats, you know, and furnished. He gave a banker’s
reference. Bank says he has no money reason to be missing. Quiet,
stable account. Income from investments. Balance three hundred odd.
But the bank don’t know anything about him. He’s had an account for
years. He used to live off Jermyn Street, apartment-house. The
landlady died last year.”
“And the landlady died last year,” Reggie repeated. “He’s elusive, is
Mr. Rand. Same like our corpse. But is Rand missing, Bell? He’s not
been seen for a few days. There’s not much in that. He never used his
flat regularly.”
“And, so far as we know, deceased isn’t Rand.”
“Well, I don’t know quite as far as that,” said Reggie.
“Good Lord, the porter who found him didn’t recognize the body.”
“Remember his face.”
“My God, don’t talk about his face.”
“Sorry, sorry. Well, I dare say the porter was upset too.”
“Yes, but the porter said Rand was biggish, and the body’s on the
small side. The porter said he had a lot of hair, and the body’s
absolutely bald.”
“My dear chap, give a man a straight back and a bit of manner and
lots of fellows think he’s biggish—while he’s alive. And a man
that’s absolutely bald is just the man to wear a wig.”
“I thought we were to go by facts,” Bell said gloomily.
“And so we are, Bell. Just a-going to begin, Mr. Snodgrass, sir. No
rash haste.”
“Have you got something up your sleeve?”
“Not one little trump. Oh, my dear Bell, how can you? Did I ever? My
simple open heart is broken.”
“You’re damned cheerful, aren’t you?”
“My dear man, I never made you swear before. My dear Bell! Sorry.
Let’s get on. Let’s get on. I want to call on the elusive Rand.”
There was nothing individual about the rooms of Mr. Rand. He had been
content with the furniture supplied by the owners of the place, which
was of the usual wholesale dullness. Reggie turned to the manager of
the flats. “I suppose there’s nothing in the place Mr. Rand owns? Not
even the pictures?”
“The pictures were supplied by the contractors for the furniture,
sir. So——”
“The Lord have mercy on their souls,” said Reggie.
“So there is nothing of the tenant’s personal property except his
clothes.”
“He is elusive, our friend Rand,” Reggie murmured, wandering about
the room. “Smoked rather a showy cigar. Drank a fair whisky. Doesn’t
tell us much about him. Do the servants come here every day?”
The manager was embarrassed. “Well, sir, in point of fact, we’re
short-handed just now. Not unless they’re rung for. Not unless we
know the tenant’s using the rooms.”
“Don’t apologize, don’t apologize. In point of fact, they haven’t
been here since”—he looked critically at some dust upon a grim
bronze—“since when?”
“I should say some days,” said the manager, with diffidence.
“I should say a week. No matter. Many thanks.”
Superintendent Bell with some urgency ushered the manager out. When
he had done that he turned upon his inspector. “Confound you. Warren,
what do you want to stare at the waste-paper basket for? That chap
would have seen it if Mr. Fortune hadn’t got interested in the smokes
and drinks.”
Reggie laughed and the inspector abased himself. “Very sorry, sir.
Didn’t know I stared. But it is so blooming odd.”
Bell snorted and lifted the basket on to the table. It was nearly
full of black burnt paper. “Why did they burn it in the basket?” said
the inspector.
“Because the fireplaces are all gas stoves, I suppose,” said Bell.
“But I don’t know why they couldn’t leave the stuff on the hearth.”
“Because this is a tidy crime,” said Reggie. “Nice, quiet,
middle-class crime. No ugly mess. I told you that.”
The Superintendent gazed at him. “Now what can you know, you know?”
“I don’t know. I feel. I feel the kind of man that did it. Don’t you?
I’ll lay you odds he came of a neat, virtuous, middle-class home.”
The Superintendent started. “Who are you thinking of?”
“You are so hasty to-day, Bell. I haven’t got a ‘who’. Still
anonymous is the slayer. But I’ll swear I’ve got his character.”
“Have you, though!” said Bell. “Tidy fellow! Don’t make a mess!
Remember that face?”
“Oh, I said he was mad.”
“Well, I’m not yet. I’m only feeling what I can feel.” He began to
examine the burnt paper. “Letters mostly. Some stoutish paper. Some
stuff looks a bit like a notebook. That’s all we’ll get out of that.”
“Well, except the one thing. Whoever did that was clearing up.
Clearing up something that might have left traces that might have
been dangerous. Same like he cleared up the dead man’s face. Don’t
you see? Somebody and some affair had to be absolutely abolished.”
“Yes. What was it?”
“We mayn’t ever know that,” said Reggie slowly.
“I believe you,” said Bell, and laughed. “I feel that, sir.”
The inspector and he began to examine the room in detail, opening
drawers and cupboards. But except for tobacco and spirits they found
no trace of Mr. Rand. Nothing had been broken open, but nothing was
locked. “No keys on the deceased, were there, Mr. Fortune?” said Bell
suddenly. “And that’s a point, too. Very few men go about without any
keys.”
“Well, hang it, very few men go about without any money,” Reggie
expostulated. “The corpse hadn’t a copper. You can take it the way we
found him wasn’t the way he used to go about. He’d do his vest up,
for instance.”
“Ah,” said Bell sagely. “You’ve got it all in your head, I must say.
That’s the thing about you, Mr. Fortune, if you don’t mind my saying
so. You’ve always got a whole case in your mind at once; there’s some
of us only see it in bits, so to speak.”
Reggie smiled. He understood that Superintendent Bell was repenting
of having lost his temper, and was anxious to make it up. “I never
found so good a fellow to work with as you. Bell,” he said. “You
always keep a level head.”
Superintendent Bell shook it and stared at Reggie. “Not to-day. As
you know very well, Mr. Fortune, begging your pardon. I’ve been
rattled, and that’s the truth. Ought to know better at my time of
life, to be sure. I’ve seen a good deal, too, you might say. But
there’s some things I’ll never get used to. And that chap’s face
upset me.”
Reggie nodded. “Yes. I was sayin’—the only things that make you
afraid are the mad things. And the only thing that does you good is
to fight ’em. That’s why I’ve cheered up.”
“That’s right, sir. Well, now, these facts of yours. There’s no
papers anywhere. All burnt in that basket. Rather odd there is not so
much as a book.”
“I don’t think he was a man of culture, the elusive Rand. But you’ve
missed something, haven’t you?”
“I dare say,” Bell grinned. “I generally do when you’re about.”
“There’s not a sign the murder was done in this room.”
“Oh, I saw that all right. But we hadn’t any reason to think it was.”
“No,” Reggie sighed, “No. So tidy. So tidy.” And they went into Mr.
Rand’s bedroom.
That also was tidy. No trace of a struggle, of blood. That also had
no papers, no books, nothing personal but clothes.
“Spent a good deal at his tailor’s,” said Bell, looking into a
well-filled wardrobe, and read out the name of a man in Savile Row.
“Hallo. They’re not all the same make. Some cheaper stuff. Why,
what’s the matter with his boots, sir?” For Reggie was taking up one
pair after another.
“Nothing. All quite satisfactory. About a nine and rather broad. The
corpse wore about a nine and had a broad foot. What’s that about his
clothes? Different tailors? Are the clothes all the same size? All
made for the same man?” Suit after suit was spread out on the bed.
They were to the same measure; they all were marked “W. H. Rand”.
“Quite satisfactory,” Reggie purred. “They’d fit the corpse all
right. Pretty different styles, though. He dressed to look different
at different times. He is elusive, is W. H. Rand.”
They began to open drawers. There was the same abundance, the same
variety of styles in Mr. Rand’s hosiery. “Yes, he meant to be
elusive,” Reggie murmured. “Anything from a bookmaker to a
churchwarden at a funeral. 16½ collars, though. And that’s the
measure of the corpse. Is all the linen marked?”
It was, and with ink, so that the mark could only be removed by
taking out a piece of the stuff. “If the corpse is Rand, where the
devil did his shirt come from?” said Reggie. “The slayer unpicked the
name from his coat. That was one of the Savile Row suits. But the
shirt? Did the slayer bring a change of linen with him? Provident
fellow, very provident.”
Bell, on his knees by a chest of drawers, gave a grunt. “Lord, here’s
a drawer tumbled. And that’s the first yet. It’s new stuff, too—not
worn.”
Reggie bent over him and whistled. “Not marked. Same sort of stuff as
the corpse wears. And the drawer’s left untidy. The first untidy
drawer. Well, well. Everybody breaks down somewhere. He began to be
untidy then. When he got to the shirt and the vest.” He shivered and
turned away to the window. “This damned place looks out on the well,”
he cried out, and turned back and sat down. “Bah! The slayer did
that, I suppose,” he muttered, and sprang up. “Believe in ghosts, you
men?”
“Good Lord, sir, don’t you start giving us the jumps!” said Bell.
Reggie was at the dressing-table. “Sorry, sorry,” he said over his
shoulder, opening and shutting drawers. Then he turned with something
in his hands. “That wasn’t such a bad shot of mine, Bell. Here’s a
wig. The corpse is uncommon bald. The elusive Rand had lots of brown
hair. Here’s a nice brown wig.”
“There’s no blood on it!” Bell cried.
“No. I guess this is Mr. Rand’s second best. The one he had on when
he was killed wouldn’t look nice now.”
“That about settles it,” Bell said slowly.
“We haven’t seen the bathroom,” said Reggie.
Bell looked at him and shrugged.
“Not likely to be much there, sir,” said the inspector.
“There could be,” said Reggie gravely, and led the way.
It was a bathroom of some size but no luxury. Only the sheer
necessities of bathing were provided. The lower half of the walls was
tiled, the floor of linoleum. Reggie stopped in the doorway.
“Anything strike you about it, Bell?”
“Looks new, sir.”
“Yes. Nice and clean. Tidy, don’t you know. But there’s no towels and
no sponge. Yet in the bedroom everything was ready for Rand to sleep
there to-night—pyjamas, brushes and comb, everything. Didn’t he use
towels? Didn’t he have a sponge?”
“What do you mean, sir?”
“This is where the slayer cleared up after the murder. And he took
the dirty towels and the bloody sponge away with him. Tidy
fellow—always tidy. Just wait, will you?” And he went into the
bathroom on all fours. About the middle of the room he stopped, and
pored over the linoleum, and felt it with the tips of his fingers.
Then he stood up and went to the window, opened it, and looked out.
He examined the sill, and then sat himself on it in the manner of a
window cleaner, and began to study the window frame. After a minute
or two he pulled out a pocket-knife, and with great care cut a piece
of wood. He put this down on the edge of the porcelain basin, and
resumed his study. When he had finished he went down again on his
hands and knees, and wandered over the floor. He made an exclamation,
he lay down on his stomach, and stretched underneath the bath. When
he stood up he had in his hand something that glittered. He held it
out on his palm to Bell.
“What’s that, sir? A match-box?”
“It might be. A gold match-box—provisionally. No name. No initials.
On opening—we find inside—a little white powder”—he smelt it, put
a fragment on the tip of his finger and tasted—“which is cocaine.
Well, come in, Bell, come in. See what you can make of the place. I
can’t find a finger-print anywhere.” He slipped the gold box into his
pocket.
The two detectives came in, and went over the room even more minutely
than he. “There’s nothing that tells me anything,” said Bell.
Reggie sat on the edge of the bath. “Well, well, I wouldn’t say
that,” he said mildly. “It’s not what we could wish, Bell. But there
are points—there are points.”
“All right, sir. Call Mr. Fortune,” Bell grinned.
“I don’t say it’ll ever go into court. But some things we do know.
The dead man is Rand, the elusive Rand. He had papers worth burning.
He was killed by a powerful man with one or two blows, probably in
the sitting-room. After death he was stripped and dressed in the
unmarked clothes, probably here. For his body was brought where a
mess could be cleaned up, to have the face smashed in. You can see
the dents in the linoleum where his head lay. And then he was pitched
out by that window. There’s a bit of animal matter, probably human
tissue, on that scrap of wood. Then the slayer packed up everything
that was bloody and went off; and one of ’em—the tidy slayer or the
elusive Rand—one of ’em used cocaine.”
Superintendent Bell shrugged his shoulders. “It don’t take us very
far, sir, does it? It don’t amount to so much. What I should call a
baffling case. I mean to say, we don’t seem to get near anybody.”
Reggie grunted, got off the bath, and taking with him his bit of
wood, went back to the sitting-room, the two detectives in silent
attendance. There he tumbled Mr. Rand’s cigarettes out of their box,
and put his bit of wood in it.
“I suppose there’s nothing more here,” he murmured, his eyes
wandering round the room. “Try it with the lights on. Switch on,
inspector. . . . No. Ah, what’s that?” He went to the gas fire and
picked out of its lumps of sham coal a scrap of gleaming metal. The
next moment he was down on his knees, pulling the fire to pieces.
“Give me an envelope, will you?” he said over his shoulder, and they
saw he was collecting scraps of broken glass.
“What is it, sir?”
“That’s the bridge of a pair of rimless eyeglasses. And if we’re
lucky we can reconstruct the lenses. When Rand was hit, his glasses
jumped off and smashed themselves. That’s the fourth thing the slayer
didn’t think of.”
“You don’t miss much, Mr. Fortune. Still, it is baffling, very
baffling. Even now, we don’t know anybody, so to speak. We don’t even
know Rand. What was Rand, would you say? It was worth somebody’s
while to do him in. I suppose he knew something. But what did he
know? Who was Rand?”
Reggie was putting on his overcoat. He collected his envelope and his
cigarette box and put them away, looking the while with dreamy eyes
at Superintendent Bell. “Yes,” he said; “yes, there’s a lot of
unknown quantities about just now. Who the devil was Rand? Well,
well! I think that finishes us here. Will you ring for the lift,
inspector?” When he was left alone with Bell, he still gazed dreamily
at that plump, stolid face. “Yes. Who the devil was Rand? And if you
come to that, who the devil is Sandford?”
“Good Lord, Mr. Fortune, do you mean this business is that business?”
“Well, there’s a lot of unknown quantities about,” said Reggie.
Phase IV.—The Charge
When they talked about the case afterwards, Reggie and Lomas used to
agree that it was a piece of pure art. “Crime unstained by any vulgar
greed or sentiment; sheer crime; iniquity neat. An impressive thing,
Lomas, old dear.”
“So it is,” Lomas nodded. “One meets cases of the kind, but never
quite of so pure a style. Upon my soul, Fortune, it has a sort of
grandeur—the intensity of purpose, the contempt for ordinary values,
the absolute uselessness of it. And it was damned clever.”
Reggie chose a cigar. “Great work,” he sighed. “All the marks of the
real great man, if it wasn’t diabolical. He was a great man, but for
the hate in him. Just like the devil.”
“You’re so moral,” Lomas protested. “Don’t you feel the beauty of it?”
“Of course I’m moral. I’m sane. Oh, so sane, Lomas, old thing. That’s
why I beat the wily criminal. And the devil, God help him.”
“Yes, you’re as sane as a boy,” Lomas nodded.
But all that was afterwards.
Everything that was done in the case is not (though you may have
feared so) written here. We take it in the critical, significant
scenes, and the next of them arrived some days after the discovery of
the corpse.
Lomas was in his room with Superintendent Bell, when Kimball came to
them. He was brisker than ever. “Anything new, is there? Have you hit
on anything? I came round at once, you see, when I got your note.
Delighted to get it. Much better to have all the details cleared up.
Well, what is it?”
“I’m afraid I’ve nothing for you myself,” said Lomas. “The fact is,
Fortune thought you might be able to give him some information on one
or two points.”
“I? God bless me, you know all that I know. Where is he, then, if he
wants me?”
And Reggie came. “Have you been waitin’?” he said, with his airiest
manner. “So sorry. Things are really rollin’ up, you know. New facts
by every post. Well, well.” He dropped into a chair and blinked at
the party. “What are we all doin’ here? Oh, ah! I remember.” He
smiled and nodded at Kimball. “It was that fellow I wanted to ask you
about.”
Kimball, as was natural, did not relish this sort of thing. “I
understood you had something important on hand. I’ve no time to
waste.”
“Why, it’s so jolly hard to understand what’s important and what
isn’t, don’t you know? But it all comes out in the end.”
“You think so, do you? This is the coal affair?”
“I wouldn’t say that,” Reggie answered thoughtfully. “No, I wouldn’t
say that. After all, the Coal Ramp isn’t the only pebble on the
beach.”
“Then why the devil do you bother me?” Kimball cried.
Reggie sat up suddenly. “Because this is something you must know.” He
rearranged his coat and slid down into the chair again, and drawled
out what he had to say. “Some time the end of last year—point of
fact—last December—bein’ quite precise, from fifth to
twenty-ninth—in one of the nursin’-homes in Queen Anne
Street—speakin’ strictly, No. 1003—there was a man bein’ operated
on by Sir Jenkin Totteridge for an affection of the middle ear. This
chap was called Mason. You went to see him several times. Who was
Mason?”
Kimball stared at him with singular intensity. Then he swung half
round in his chair with one of his characteristic jerky movements,
and pulled out his snuffbox. He took a pinch. “You’ve found a mare’s
nest,” he said, with a laugh, and took another pinch.
As he spoke, Reggie sprang up with some vehemence, bumping into his
arm. “Sorry—sorry. A mare’s nest, you say? Now what exactly do you
mean by that?”
Kimball stood up too. “I mean you’re wasting my time,” he said.
“That isn’t what I should call an explanation,” Reggie murmured. “For
instance, do you mean you didn’t go to see Mason?”
“Don’t let’s have any more of this damned trifling,” Kimball cried.
“Certainly I went to see Mason.”
“Good! Who is he?”
“Jack Mason is a fellow I knew in my early days. I went up and he
didn’t. I’ve seen little of him this ten years. When he had that
operation, poor chap, he wrote to me, and I went to see him for the
sake of old times. And what the devil has it to do with Scotland
Yard?”
“Mason is the man who was found at the Montmorency House flats with
his face smashed in.”
“God bless my soul! Mason! Poor chap, poor chap! But what are you
talking about? The papers said that was a man called Rand.”
“Mason, otherwise Rand. Rand, otherwise Mason. Who was Mason, and why
did somebody kill him?”
Kimball made one of his jerky gestures. “Killed, was he? I thought he
fell out of the window.”
“He was murdered.”
“Good God! Old Jack Mason! It’s beyond me. I haven’t a notion. You
know this upsets me a good deal. I’ve seen little of him for a long
time. I can hardly believe he’s gone. But why the devil did he call
himself Rand?”
“What was he?” said Reggie sharply.
“God bless me, I couldn’t tell you,” Kimball laughed. “He was always
very close. An agent in a small way, when I knew him—colonial
produce, and so forth. I fancy he went in for building land.
Comfortably off always, but he never got on. Very reserved fellow.
Loved to be mysterious. No. I suppose it isn’t surprising he used two
names.”
“Why was he murdered?” said Reggie.
“I can’t help you.”
“That’s all you can say?”
“Yes. Afraid so. Yes. Let me know as soon as you have anything more.
Good morning, good morning.” He bustled out.
“A bit hurried, as you might say,” said Superintendent Bell.
Reggie picked up a paper-knife and fell on his knees. He rose with
some fragments of white powder on the blade. “I suppose you saw me
jog his arm,” he said. “And that’s cocaine.” He tumbled Lomas’s
paper-clips out of their box and put the stuff in. “Do you remember
the first time we had him here, he took snuff? I thought he was
rather odd about it and after it, and I went over to the window where
he stood to see if I could find any of the stuff he used. But he’d
been careful. He is careful, is Kimball.”
“He is damned careful,” Lomas agreed, and began to write on a
scribbling-pad, looking at each word critically.
There was a pause. “Beg your pardon, sir,” said Superintendent Bell.
“You talked about the murder being a madman’s job. Do you mean Mr.
Kimball, being a dope fiend, is not responsible for his actions?”
“O Lord, no. Kimball’s not a dope fiend. He uses the stuff same like
we use whisky. He’s not a slave to it yet. Say he’s a heavy drinker.
It’s just beginnin’ to interfere with his efficiency. That’s why he
left the box behind in the bathroom; that’s why he’s a little jerky.
But he’s pretty adequate still.”
“You talked about mad. You were emphatic, as you might say,” Bell
insisted. “What might you have in your mind, sir? Mr. Kimball’s
generally reckoned uncommon practical.”
“He isn’t ordinary mad,” said Reggie. “He don’t think he’s Julius
Cæsar or a poached egg. He don’t go out without his trousers. He
don’t see red and go it blind. But there is something queer in him. I
doubt if they’re physical, these perversions. Call it a disease of
the soul.”
“Ah, well, his soul,” said Bell gravely. “I judge he’s not a
Christian man.”
“I wish I did know his creed,” said Reggie, with equal gravity. “It
would be very instructive.”
Lomas tapped his pencil impatiently. “We’re not evangelists, we’re
policemen,” he said. “And what do we do next?”
“Take out a warrant and arrest Kimball,” said Reggie carelessly.
Bell and Lomas looked at each other and then at him. “I don’t see my
way,” said Lomas.
“The corpse can be identified as Mason. I’ll swear to the operation.
Totteridge will swear it’s the man he operated on as Mason. Kimball
admits several visits to Mason. In the room from which the corpse was
thrown was a gold snuff-box containing cocaine. Shortman’s will swear
that box is their make and exactly similar to a box sold to Kimball.
And Kimball takes cocaine. It’s a good prima facie case.”
“Yes. Did you ever see a jury that would hang a man on it?”
“We do have to be so careful,” Bell murmured.
Reggie laughed. “And Kimball’s a Cabinet Minister.”
“Damn it. Fortune, be fair!” Lomas cried. “If I had a sound case
against a man, he would stand his trial whoever he was. I don’t wink
at a fellow who’s got a pull. You know that. But there’s a reason in
all things. I can’t charge a Cabinet Minister with murder on evidence
like this. What is it after all?” He picked up his scribbling-pad and
read: “‘Three circumstances—Kimball knew the murdered man; a
snuff-box like Kimball’s was found on the scene of the murder; that
snuff-box held cocaine, and cocaine is what Kimball uses.’
Circumstantial evidence at its weakest. Neither judge nor jury would
look at it. There’s no motive, there’s no explanation of the method
of the crime. My dear chap, suppose you were on the other side, you’d
tear it to ribands in five minutes.”
“On the other side?” Reggie repeated slowly. “I’m not an advocate,
Lomas. I’m always on the same side. I’m for justice. I’m for the man
who’s been wronged.”
Lomas stared at him. “Yes. Quite—quite. But we generally take all
that for granted, don’t we? My dear chap, you mustn’t mind my saying
so, but you do preach a good deal over this case.”
“I had noticed the same thing myself,” said Superintendent Bell, and
they both looked curiously at Reggie.
“Why am I so moral? Because the thing’s so damned immoral,” said
Reggie vehemently. “What’s most crime? Human. Human greed, human
lust, human hostility. But this is diabolical. Sheer evil for evil’s
sake. Lomas, I’ll swear, when we have it all out, we’ll find that it
still looks unreasonable, futile, pure passion for wrong.”
“Meaning Mr. Kimball mad. You do come back to that, sir,” Bell said.
“Not legally mad. Probably not medically mad. I mean he has the devil
in him.”
“Really, my dear Fortune, you do surprise me,” Lomas said. “I
perceive that in all things you are too superstitious. The right
honourable gentleman hath a devil! It isn’t done, you know. This is
the twentieth century. And you’re a scientific man. Consider your
reputation—and mine, if you don’t mind. What the devil are we to do?
Try exorcism?”
“You won’t charge Kimball?” Lomas signified an impatient negative.
“Very well. You say you don’t let a man off because he’s in the
Government. Suppose you had a prima facie case like this against a
nobody. Suppose I brought you as good grounds for arresting Sandford.
Wouldn’t you have him in the dock? On your conscience now!”
Again Bell and Lomas consulted each other’s faces. “I wonder why you
drag in Sandford?” said Lomas slowly.
“He’s in it all right. I asked you a question.”
“Well, if you insist. One might charge a man on a prima facie case,
to hear his defence.”
Reggie struck his hand on the table. “There it is! A man who is
nobody—he can stand trial. Not a Cabinet Minister. Oh dear, no!”
“My dear fellow, the world is what it is. You know very well that if
I wanted to charge Kimball on this evidence it would be turned down.
I couldn’t force the issue without a stronger case. Do have some
sense of the practical.”
Reggie smiled. “I’m not blaming you. I only want to rub it in.”
“Thanks very much. We are to suspect Kimball, I suppose.”
“Like the devil, and watch him.”
“I see. Yes, I think we shall be quite justified in watching Mr.
Kimball. But, my dear fellow, you are rather odd this morning. If you
want Kimball watched, why the devil do you handle him so violently?
You know, you almost accused him of the murder. Anything more likely
to put him on his guard I can’t imagine.”
“Yes, yes. I think I made him jump,” said Reggie, with satisfaction.
“Quite intentional, Lomas, old thing. He’s on his guard all right.
But he don’t know how little we know. I meant to put him in a funk. I
want to see what a funk will make him do.”
Lomas looked at him steadily. “For a very moral man,” he said, “you
have a good deal of the devil about you.”
“I think I ought to say, Mr. Fortune,” said Bell, “we’ve all been in
a hurry to judge Mr. Kimball. I said things myself. And I do say he’s
not a Christian man—an unbeliever, I’m afraid. But I had ought to
say too, he lives a very clean life. Always has. Temperate, very
quiet style, a thorough good master, generous to his employees, and
always ready to come down handsome for a good cause.”
“Who is Kimball, Bell?” said Reggie quietly.
“Sir?” Bell stared. “He’s always been known, sir. Started in
Liverpool on the Cotton Exchange. Went into rubber. Came to London.
That’s his career. All quite open and straight.”
“And we don’t know a damned thing about him.”
“Well, really, Fortune, you’re rather exacting. You’re after his
soul, I suppose,” said Lomas, with something like a sneer.
“Who is Kimball?” Reggie insisted. “There’s two unknown quantities.
Who is Kimball? Who is Sandford?”
“I’m afraid you want the Day of Judgment, my dear fellow,” said
Lomas. “‘Unto whom all hearts are open, all desires known’—that sort
of thing. Well, we can’t ring up the Recording Angel from here. It’s
a trunk call.”
“I know you’re worldly. But you might know your world. Look about,
Lomas, old thing. I’ve been looking about.” He took out a newspaper
cutting.
Lomas read: “‘Sandford. Any one who can give any information about
Mrs. Ellen Edith Sandford, resident Llanfairfechan from 1882-1900,
formerly of Lancashire, is urgently begged to communicate with XYZ.’”
He looked up. “Of Lancashire? That’s a guess?”
Reggie nodded. “North Wales is mostly Lancashire people.”
“Well, there’s no harm in it. Do you want us to advertise for
Kimball’s wet nurse?”
“And his sisters and his cousins and his aunts. Yes. All in good
time. But watch him first. Watch them both.” He nodded, and sauntered
out.
Lomas lit a cigarette and pushed the box to Bell. Both men smoked a
minute in silence. Then Lomas said, “That’s a damned clever fellow.
Bell.”
“Yes, sir.”
“I’ve often thought he was too clever by half. But, damme, I don’t
remember thinking he was uncanny before.”
“I have noticed it,” said Bell diffidently, “in a manner of speaking.
Of course he does know a lot, does Mr. Fortune, a rare lot of stuff.
But that’s natural, as were. What upsets you is the sort of way he
feels men. It’s as if he had senses you haven’t got. Very strange the
way he knows men.”
Phase V.—The Reply
Their admiration for Reggie Fortune received a shock the next day. It
came by telephone. Just after his late and lazy breakfast, Reggie was
rung up from Scotland Yard. Bell spoke. Mr. Lomas thought that Mr.
Fortune would like to know that Sandford had gone down to Mr.
Kimball’s place. Reggie answered, “Oh, Peter!” In a quarter of an
hour he was in Lomas’s room asking for confirmation. There was no
doubt. The detective watching Sandford’s chambers had followed him to
Victoria, and heard him take a ticket to Alwynstow, Kimball’s place,
and was gone with him.
“So that’s the next move,” said Lomas, “and if you can tell me what
it means I shall be obliged to you.”
Reggie dropped his hand on the table. “Not a guess,” he said. “How
can a man guess? We don’t even know how much they know, or whether
one knows what the other knows. I could fancy Sandford—what’s the
use?
“‘So runs my dream. But what am I?
An infant crying in the night,
An infant crying for the light,
And with no language but a cry.’
Same like you, Lomas.”
“I notice you are not so much the moral sage this morning,” Lomas
said sourly.
“Lomas, dear, don’t be unkind. I can’t abear it. I wish to God I was
down there!”
“Damn it, we’ve got two men down there now—one on Sandford, one on
Kimball. They’ll be knocking their heads together. What the devil do
you think you could do?”
“Nothing. Lord, don’t I know it? Nothing. That’s what makes me
peevish.”
Lomas said severely that he had work to do, and Reggie left him,
promising to come back and take him out to lunch, which he received
as if it were a threat.
But when Reggie did come back, Superintendent Bell was in the room
and Lomas listening to the telephone. Bell looked oddly at Reggie.
Lomas raised a blank and pallid face from the receiver. “Sandford has
murdered Kimball,” he said.
“Oh, Peter! I wonder if he’s brought it off,” Reggie murmured. “Has
he brought it off after all?” He bit his lip. Lomas was talking into
the telephone. Asking for details, giving instructions. “Hold the
line. Cut that out,” said Reggie. “We’ll go down, Lomas, please. Tell
your chap to meet us at the house. My car’s here.”
Lomas gave the orders and rang off. “I’ll have to go, I suppose,” he
agreed. “One doesn’t kill Cabinet Ministers every day. More’s the
pity. Damn the case! There’s nothing in it, though, Fortune. Sandford
was walking up to the house. He met Kimball in the lane. They were
crossing the ornamental water in the park when they had a quarrel.
Kimball was thrown in. He called out, “You scoundrel, you have
murdered me.” When they got Kimball out he was dead. That’s all. I’m
afraid it washes your stuff about Kimball right out.”
“Well, well,” Reggie drawled, looking through his eyelashes. “Where
is he that knows, Lomas? From the great deep to the great deep he
goes, Lomas. We’ll get on.”
“What about lunch?”
“Damn lunch!” said Reggie, and went out.
The other two, who liked food far less than he but could not go
without it, lingered to collect sandwiches, and found him chafing in
the driver’s seat.
They exchanged looks of horror. “I’m too old for Mr. Fortune’s
driving, and that’s a fact,” Bell mumbled.
“When I got out alive after that day at Woking I swore I’d never go
again,” said Lomas.
But they quailed before Reggie’s virulent politeness when he asked
them if they would please get in. . . . It is in the evidence of
Lomas that they only slowed once, when an old lady dropped her
handkerchief in the middle of Croydon. He is in conflict with the
statement of Bell as to the most awful moment. For he selects the
episode of the traction-engine with trucks at the Alwynstow
cross-roads, and Bell chooses the affair of the motor-bus and the
caravan at Merstham. They agree that they arrived at Alwynstow Park
in a cold sweat.
A detective came out on the steps to meet them, and watched
reverently Bell and Lomas helping each other out. Reggie ran up to
him. “Which are you?”
“Beg pardon, sir? Oh, I’m Hall. I had Mr. Kimball. It was Parker had
Mr. Sandford.” He turned to Lomas. “Good morning, sir. I tried to get
you on the telephone, but they said you were on your way down.”
“Oh, you’ve been on the telephone too?”
“When I heard what Parker’s information was I rung up quick, sir.
It’s a very queer business, sir.”
“Where is Parker? And where’s Sandford? I suppose you’ve arrested
him?”
“Well, no, sir. Not strictly speaking. We detained him pending
instructions.”
“Damme, you’re very careful. Parker saw the murder committed, didn’t
he?”
“Well, sir, if I may say so, that’s drawing conclusions. I don’t
understand Parker would go as far as that.”
“Good Gad!” said Lomas. “Where the devil is Parker?”
“Keeping Mr. Sandford under observation, sir, according to
instructions. Beg your pardon, sir. I’ve heard his story, and I quite
agree it all happened like that. But you haven’t heard mine.”
Lomas looked round him. The house was too near. “We’ll walk on the
lawn,” he announced. “Now then. Parker says the two men quarrelled on
the bridge over the lake and Kimball was thrown in, and as he fell he
called out, ‘You scoundrel, you’ve murdered me!’ And you say that
isn’t murder.”
“Did Serjeant Parker say ‘thrown in’?” said Hall, with surprise in
his face and his voice.
“I believe he didn’t,” said Lomas slowly. “No. He said Kimball was
thrown off, and as he fell in he called out.”
“That’s right, sir,” said Hall heartily. “But I reckon there is more
to it than that. When Mr. Kimball came out this morning I was waiting
for him in the park. It was rather touch and go, because he had some
men at work above the lake. He went down that way to the station. As
he was crossing the bridge he tried the rails. It’s very odd, sir,
but a bit of the bar—it’s a sort of rustic stuff—was that loose it
came off in his hand. He put it back and went on. He met Mr. Sandford
in the road and turned back with him. I had to get out of the way
quick. I judged they were coming back to the house, so I did a run
and dropped over the fence, and was away on the other side of the
lake. Then I went into the rhododendrons and waited for them to pass.
You see, sir, Parker had to keep well out of sight behind, and I was
as near as makes no matter. Well, if you’ll believe me, it was Mr.
Kimball made the quarrel, and all in a minute he made it. One minute
they were walking quite friendly, the next he whips round on Mr.
Sandford and he called him a bad name. I couldn’t hear all, he was
talking so quick, but there was ugly words in it. Then he made to
strike Mr. Sandford, and Mr. Sandford closed and chucked him back,
and into the water he went just where that same rail that he looked
at was loose. But it’s true enough as he fell he called out, ‘You
scoundrel, you’ve murdered me!’”
“Well, well. So he didn’t bring it off after all,” said Reggie. “We
trumped his last card.”
“Sir?” said the detective.
“You were the trump,” said Reggie. “Oh, my aunt, I feel much better!
I wonder if there’s any lunch in these parts? What about it, Lomas,
old thing?”
“I’m damned if I understand,” said Lomas. “I want Sandford. Let’s go
up to the house.”
They found Sandford sitting in an easy-chair in the dead man’s
library. He was reading; to Reggie’s ineffable admiration he was
reading a book by Mr. Sidney Webb on the history of trade unions.
Serjeant Parker, the detective, made himself uncomfortable at the
table and pored over his notebook.
“All right, all right, Parker. Quite understood.” Lomas waved him
away. “Good afternoon, Mr. Sandford. Sorry to detain you. Most
unfortunate affair.”
“Good afternoon. It is not necessary to apologize,” said Sandford,
completely himself. “I realize that the police must require my
account of the affair. Yesterday afternoon Mr. Kimball rang me up at
my rooms. I did not learn from where he was speaking. He said that my
affair—that was his phrase—my affair had taken a new turn, and he
wished me to come and see him here this morning. He named the train
by which I was to travel. I thought it strange that he should bring
me into the country, but I had no valid ground of objection.
Accordingly I came this morning. I thought it strange that he sent no
conveyance to meet me. I started to walk to the house. In the lane he
met me walking. He talked of indifferent things in a rather broken
manner, I thought, but that was common with him, and yet I was
surprised he did not come to the point. He was, however, quite
friendly until we reached the bridge over the lake. Then without any
warning or reason he turned upon me and was violently abusive. His
language was vulgar and even filthy. He attempted to strike me, and I
defended myself. I was, in fact, a good deal alarmed, for he was, as
you know, much bigger and heavier than I, and he was in a frenzy of
rage. To my surprise, I may say my relief, I was able to resist him.
I pushed him off—really, you know, it seemed quite easy—and the
hand-rail behind him gave way and he fell into the water. As he fell
he called out, ‘You scoundrel, you have murdered me!’ I can only
suppose he was not responsible for his actions.”
“Much obliged,” said Lomas. “I’m afraid you’ve had a distressing
time.”
“It has been a remarkable experience,” said Sandford. “May I ask if
there is any reason why I should not return to town?”
“No, no.” Lomas looked at him queerly. “You have an uncommon cool
head. They’ll want your evidence at the inquest, of course. But it’s
fair to say I quite accept your story.”
“I am obliged to you,” said Sandford, in a tone of surprise, as if he
could not conceive that any one should not. “I am told there is a
train at 3.35. Good afternoon.”
“One moment. One moment,” said Reggie. “Do you know of any reason in
the world Kimball had to hate you?”
“Certainly not,” said Sandford, in offended dignity. “Our relations
were short and wholly official. I conceive that he had no reason to
complain of my services.”
“And yet he meant to murder you or have you hanged for his murder.”
“If he did, I can only suppose that he was out of his mind.”
“Was he out of his mind when he worked the Coal Ramp to ruin you?”
“Dear me,” said Sandford, “do you really suggest, sir, that Mr.
Kimball was responsible for that scandalous piece of finance?”
“Who else?”
“But really—you startle me. That is to say, as a Minister he
betrayed the secrets of the department?”
“Well, he didn’t stick at a trifle, did he?”
“The poor fellow must have been mad,” said Sandford, with grave
sympathy.
“Yes, yes. But why was he mad? Why did he hate you? My dear chap, do
search your memory. Can you think of any sort of connection between
Kimball and you?”
“I never heard of him till he became prominent in the House. I never
saw him till he came into the office. Our relations were always
perfectly correct. No, I can only suppose that he was insane. Is it
any use to try to discover reasons for the antipathies of madness? I
have not studied the subject, but it seems obvious that they must be
irrational. I am sorry I cannot help your investigations. I believe I
had better catch my train. Good afternoon.”
“You know, I begin to like that fellow. He’s so damned honest,” said
Reggie.
“Cold-blooded fish,” said Lomas. “Begad, he don’t know how near he
was to dead. Did you ever hear anything less plausible than that yarn
of his? If we didn’t know it was true we wouldn’t believe a word of
it. Good God, suppose Hall hadn’t been down here watching! We should
have had the outside facts. Sandford, who had been accused and
suspended by Kimball, suddenly comes down to Kimball’s house, meets
him, quarrels with him, and throws him into the lake.”
“And the men working in the park a little way off just saw the
struggle, just heard Kimball call out that he was murdered,” said
Reggie. “Don’t forget the men. They’re a most interesting touch. He
always thought of everything, did Mr. Kimball. He had them there,
just the right distance for the evidence he wanted. I don’t know if
you see the full significance of those men working in the park.”
Lomas sat down. “I don’t mind owning I thought they were accidental.”
“My dear chap! Oh, my dear chap, there was very little accidental in
the vicinity of the late Kimball. They were there to give evidence
that would hang Sandford. And that proves Kimball didn’t mean to
throw Sandford into the lake. He wanted to be thrown in, he wanted to
be killed, and get Sandford hanged for it.”
“I suppose so,” Lomas agreed. “It’s a case that’s happened before.
And you couldn’t always say the creatures that planned it were mad.”
“Not legally mad. Not medically mad. I always said that. No, I don’t
know that it’s even very strange. Quite a lot of people would be
ready to die if they could get their enemies killed by their death.
Only they don’t see their way. But he was an able fellow, the late
Kimball.”
“Able! I should say so. If our men hadn’t been here, Sandford would
have been as good as hanged. Nobody could have believed his story.
Why did he come here? There could be no evidence of Kimball’s
telephone call. What did Sandford come for? There’s no reasonable
reason. Kimball put him under a cloud, he was furious, he meant
murder, and did it. The jury wouldn’t leave the box.”
“That’s right, sir,” said Superintendent Bell. “If it wasn’t for Mr.
Fortune he’d be down and out. What you might call a rarity in our
work, that is, to save a man from a charge of murder before it comes
along.”
“How do you mean?” Reggie seemed to come back from other thoughts.
“Oh, because I told you to have Kimball watched. Well, it was pretty
clear he wasn’t the kind to go about without a chaperon. We took that
trick. I suppose Kimball’s thinking, wherever he is, that we won the
game. But I wouldn’t say that—I wouldn’t say that. Why did he hate
Sandford?”
“My dear fellow, the man was mad.”
“You mean he didn’t like the way Sandford does his hair—or he
thought Sandford was a German spy. No. He wasn’t that kind of mad.
There’s something we don’t know, Lomas, old thing. I dare say it’s
crazy enough. I’ll bet you my favourite shirt it’s something the
ordinary sane man feels.”
“If we are to go looking for something crazy which sane men feel!”
said Lomas.
“Speakin’ broadly, all the human emotions,” said Reggie. “Didn’t you
ever hate a man because he married a girl who was pretty? Don’t be so
godlike.”
“They weren’t either of them married, sir,” said Bell, in grave
surprise.
“How do you know?” Reggie snapped. “No, I don’t suppose they were.
But we don’t know. We don’t know anything. That’s why I say we
haven’t won the game. Well, well. For God’s sake let’s have some
food! There was a modest pub in the village. I saw it when you let
off your futile scream at the traction-engine. Let’s go. I don’t seem
to want to eat Kimball’s grub.”
Phase VI.—Jane Brown
Two or three days after Lomas received an invitation to lunch in
Wimpole Street.
“I owe you one,” Reggie wrote. “I owe myself one. I want to forget
the high tea of Alwynstow. Do you remember the pickles? And the
bacon? What had that pig been doing? A neurasthenic, I fear. A
student of the Nematoda.”
So naturally when Lomas came his first question was what may Nematoda
be.
“Never mind,” Reggie sighed. “It’s a painful subject. A disgusting
subject. Same like what we make our living by. They are among the
criminals of animal life. Real bad eggs. A sad world, Lomas, old
thing. Let’s forget all about crime.”
They did. For an hour and a half. At the end of which Lomas said
dreamily, “You’re a remarkable fellow, Fortune. I don’t know how you
can retain any brain. You do yourself so well. Yes, most seductive
habit of life. I meant to say something when I came. What was it? I
believe you have talked of everything else in creation. Ah, yes, did
you ever hear of the Kimball case? Well, I think we have combed it
all out.”
“Have you, though?” Reggie sat up.
“Yes. We’ve been dealing with a stockbroker or two. I’m really afraid
there was a little bullying. We hinted that there might be
developments about a certain murder case. And two of them began to
talk. We’ve got Rand-Mason’s past.”
“Oh, that!” Reggie said. “Quite obvious, wasn’t it? Kimball meant to
use this coal scheme to ruin Sandford. He sent Mason, who had
probably been his go-between in other financial things, to give the
brokers the tip. It was also Rand-Mason who paid the money into
Sandford’s account. Remember the stout man in glasses. Then probably
he struck for better pay or they had a row. Anyway, he threatened to
give the show away. Kimball couldn’t trust him any more. Daren’t
trust him. So he wiped Rand-Mason out. Is that right, sir?”
“I’m not omniscient myself. But certainly Rand-Mason was the man who
put the brokers on to it. There is not much doubt he went to
Sandford’s bank. By the way, Kimball had several big sticks. His
valet says he liked weight.”
“I dare say. Had Kimball any papers?”
“Not a line that throws light on this. As you know everything, I’d
like to hear why Kimball tried this murder plan last instead of
first?”
“How can you be so unkind, Lomas? I keep telling you I don’t know
anything. I come and shout it in your ear. I don’t know the thing
that really matters. Who was Kimball? Who is Sandford? What is he
that Kimball couldn’t bear him? I said that at the beginning. I say
it now in italics. Good Lord, you can hear Kimball laughing at us!”
“Don’t be uncanny.”
“Well, I’m not really sure he is laughing at us. Wait a while. But
why did Kimball try murder last instead of first? Oh, that’s easy. He
was an epicure in hate! He didn’t want mere blood. He wanted the
beggar to suffer—to be ruined, not just dead. Hence he went to break
Sandford. Then Rand-Mason complicated the affair. Kimball had a
murder on his back and I scared him. He thought we had enough to
convict him or that we’d get it. He said to himself, ‘I’m for it,
anyway. I’ll have to die. Well, why shouldn’t my death hang
Sandford?’ And he played that last card.”
“I suppose so,” Lomas agreed. “In a way it’s all quite rational,
isn’t it?”
“I always said it would be. Grant that it was worth anything to ruin
Sandford and Kimball’s a most efficient fellow. But why was it worth
anything to ruin Sandford?”
“Ah, God knows,” said Lomas gravely.
“Yes. I wonder if Jane Brown does.” He handed Lomas a letter.
“Dear Sir,—Your advertisement for information about Mrs. Ellen Edith
Sandford. I have some which is at your service if you can satisfy me
why you want it.—Yours truly, Jane Brown.”
“I should say Jane is a character,” said Lomas.
“Yes, she allured me. I told her who I was and she said she’d come to
tea.”
She kept her appointment. Reggie found himself facing a large young
woman. In her construction nature had been very happy. She had
decorated its work with admirable art. She was physically in the
grand style, but she had a merry eye, and her clothes were not only
charming but of a sophisticated elegance.
Reggie, there is no doubt, stared at her for a moment and a half.
“Miss—Jane—Brown,” he said slowly.
“I haven’t brought my godfathers and godmothers, Mr. Fortune,” she
smiled. “But I am Jane Brown really. I always felt I couldn’t live up
to it. I see you know me.”
“If seeing were knowing, I should know Miss Joan Amber very well.
It’s delightful to be able to thank her for the real Rosalind—all
the Rosalind there is.”
She made him a curtsy. “I’m lucky. I didn’t think you’d be like this.
I expected an old man with glasses and——”
“This,” said Reggie maliciously—“this is the Chief of the Criminal
Investigation Department—Mr. Lomas.”
Lomas let his eyeglass fall. “I also am young enough to go to the
theatre. I shall go on being young so long as Miss Amber is acting.”
“May I sit down?” said she pathetically. “You’re rather overwhelming.
I thought it would be terrific and severe and suspicious. But you
know you are bland—simply bland.”
“This is your fault, Lomas,” said Reggie severely. “I have often been
called flippant and even futile, but never bland before—never bland.”
“It is a tribute to your maturity, my dear Fortune.”
Her golden eyes sent a glance at Reggie. “Mature!” she said. “I
suppose you are real? Oh, let’s be serious. I am Jane Brown, you
know. Amber—of course I had to have another name for the
stage—Amber because of my hair.” She touched it.
“And your eyes,” said Reggie.
“Never mind,” said she, with another glance, but the gaiety had gone
out of them. “My father was a doctor in Liverpool. He is worth twenty
thousand of me, and he never made enough to live on. A poor
middle-class practice, the work wore him out by the time he was
fifty, and now he’s an invalid in Devonshire. He can’t walk upstairs
even—heart, you know. And he simply pines to work. Oh, I know this
doesn’t matter to you, but I can’t forget it. If only people were
paid what they’re worth! I beg your pardon. This isn’t business-like.
Well, he was the doctor the Kimball family went to. Old Mr. Kimball
was a clerk, and the son, the man who was drowned the other day,
began like that too. The old people died about the time young Mr.
Kimball and his sister grew up. She kept house for her brother. He
began as a broker and got on. In a way—my father always says
that—in a way he was devoted to her. Nothing he could pay for was
too good for her. He always wanted her with him. But he made awful
demands on her. She mustn’t have any interests of her own. She
mustn’t make any friends. Like some men are with their wives, you
know. Horrible, isn’t it?” She turned upon Reggie.
“Common form of selfishness. Passing into mania. Not only male, you
know. Some mothers are like that.”
“Yes, I know they are. But it’s worst with men and their wives.”
“The wife can’t grow up. The children can,” Reggie agreed.
“It is exactly that,” said she eagerly. “You understand. Oh, well,
this isn’t business-like either. Ellen Kimball fell in love. He was
just an ordinary sort of man, a clerk of some sort—Sandford was his
name. Horace Kimball was furious. My father says Sandford was nothing
in particular. There was no special reason why she should marry him
or why she shouldn’t. He was insignificant.”
“Heredity.” Reggie nodded to Lomas.
“I beg your pardon?”
“Your father understood men. Miss Amber.”
“Indeed he does. Of course Horace Kimball did the absurd thing, said
she mustn’t marry, abused Sandford, and so on, and of course that
made her marry. Unfortunately—this really seems to be the only thing
against her—unfortunately she was married in a sly, secret sort of
way. She didn’t tell her brother she’d made up her mind, or when the
marriage was to be or anything. She simply slunk out of his house and
left him to find out. I suppose he had terrified her, poor thing, or
his bullying made her sullen,” said Miss Amber. “It was rather feeble
of her. Only one hates to blame her. Her brother was furious. My
father says that he never saw such a strange case of a man holding
down a passionate rage. He thought at one time that Horace Kimball
would have gone mad. The thing seemed like an obsession. Doesn’t it
seem paltry? A man wild with temper because he was jealous of his
sister marrying!”
“Most jealousy is paltry.” Lomas shrugged.
“Jealous of his sister marrying,” Reggie repeated. “Yes, I dare say
seven men in ten are. Common human emotion. Commonest in the form of
mothers hating their sons’ wives, Miss Amber. Still, men do their
bit. Fathers proverbially object to daughters marrying.
Brothers—well, there’s quite a lot of folklore about brothers
killing their sisters’ lovers. Yes, common human emotion.”
“I think jealousy is simply loathsome,” said Miss Amber, with a
quiver of her admirable nose. “Well, it’s fair to say Horace Kimball
seemed to get over the worst of his. He just lost himself in his
business, my father says. He wouldn’t see his sister again, not even
when her child was born (it was a boy). He simply swept her out of
his life. Even when Sandford got into trouble, he wouldn’t hear of
helping her. My father quarrelled with him over that. He said to my
father, ‘She’s made her bed, and they can all die in it’. Oh, I know
he’s dead, and one oughtn’t to say things. But I call that simply
devilish.”
“Yes, I believe in the devil too,” said Reggie. “Devilish! You’re
exactly right, Miss Amber. Sandford got into trouble, did he? What
was that?”
“It was some scandal about his business. A breach of trust in some
way. His employers didn’t prosecute, but they dismissed him in
disgrace. My father doesn’t remember the details. It was giving away
some business secrets.”
Reggie looked at Lomas. “That’s very interesting,” he said.
“Interesting! Poor people, it was misery for them. Sandford was
ruined. My father says he never really tried to make a fresh start.
He just died because he didn’t want to go on living. And his wife
broke her heart over it. She seemed like a woman frightened out of
her senses, my father says. She got it into her head that it was all
her brother’s fault, that he had planned the whole thing. It was
absurd, of course, but can you wonder?”
“I don’t wonder,” said Reggie.
“She was deadly afraid of her brother. She made up her mind that he
would be the death of her baby too. So she ran away from Liverpool
and hid in a little village in North Wales, Llanfairfechan, and
nobody knew where she had gone. She had a little money of her own,
and her husband had been well insured. She had just enough, and she
lived quite alone in a cottage off the road to the mountains, and
there she died. My father says her son did rather well. He got
scholarships to Oxford, and my father fancies he went into the Civil
Service, but he lost sight of him after the mother died.”
“I’m infinitely obliged to you. Miss Amber,” said Reggie, and rang
for tea.
“Oh, no, don’t! I always thought that poor woman’s story was too
miserably sad. I don’t know why you wanted it—no, no, I’m not
asking—but if it could set anything right, or do anybody any good,
it seems somehow to make it better. It wouldn’t be so uselessly
cruel.”
“Over the past the gods themselves have no power,” Reggie said. “We
can’t help her, poor soul. I dare say it’s something to her to know
that her son is safe and making good—in spite of all the devilry.”
“Something to her—of course it is!” said Miss Amber, and looked
divine.
“There’s that,” said Reggie, watching her.
“You won’t mind my saying professionally that you have been very
useful. Miss Amber,” said Lomas. “You have cleared up what was a very
tiresome mystery. I was being bothered. That’s a serious disturbance
of the machinery of Empire.” He succeeded, as he desired, in setting
the conversation to a lighter tune. He made Miss Amber’s eyes again
merry. He did not prevent Reggie from looking at her. “You must
promise me another opportunity to thank you,” he said, as she was
going.
“Dear me, I thought you had been doing nothing else,” said she
demurely, and looked at the table and made a face. “Oh, Mr. Fortune,
what, what a tea! I leave all my reputation behind me. Men hate to
see women eat, don’t they? But do men always make teas like this?”
“I’ve a simple mind. I live the simple life.”
She looked at him fairly. “You said simple. Do you know how I feel? I
feel as if I hadn’t a secret left all my own,” and she swept away. He
was a long time gone letting her out.
“And that’s that,” Reggie said when he came back.
“Really?” Lomas was dim behind cigar smoke.
“All quite natural now, isn’t it?”
“My dear fellow, you knew it all and you knew it right. You told me
so. Kamerad, kamerad.”
Reggie lit his pipe. “Jealously, hate, mania. He broke the man the
girl married. Curious that affair, wasn’t it? Even the great
criminal, he runs in a groove, he keeps to one kind of crime. The
same dodge for the son that he used for the father. Then either he
lost track of the mother or he preferred to hurt her through the son.
He was an epicure in his little pleasures. The son came along. I dare
say Kimball took that department because the son was in it. And then
he was ready to smash everything for the sake of his hate—damage his
own career, do a filthy murder, die himself, if he could torture his
sister’s child. Yes. The devil is with power, Lomas.”
“I fancy you annoy him a little, my dear Fortune. But how can you
believe in the devil? You have just seen—her.”
Reggie smiled. “She is a woman, isn’t she?”
“I think you might act on that theory. When is it to be?”
“Lomas, old thing, you’re not only bland, you’re obvious. Which is
much worse.”
Transcriber's Note
Extra pages preceding each chapter containing only the chapter title
have been omitted.