Lord Auchinleck died in 1782. His relations with
Boswell are of some interest in this place, because they
exhibit Boswell in the rôle of son and incidentally
raise an important question. The two never agreed
very well. Was this the fault of the son? Was he
deliberately unkind, or negligent, or disagreeable?
There is no reason to suppose that Boswell was
culpable in any such way: indiscretion on the one hand
and intolerance on the other are sufficient to account
for all the friction. Lord Auchinleck had evidently
a very rigid view of the career fitting for his eldest son.
His ideal of progeniture seems to have assumed with a
not uncommon complacency that the ego was worthy
of a second edition. James Boswell must be after
the pattern of his father—a Scotch lawyer, a hard-headed,
practical man of affairs, a wise man of business
successful in his profession.
James, however, was not made like that: and
if he had practical ability he hated the Scotch law
and lawyers far too much ever to use it with success.
He had a taste for extravagant behaviour and
liked to exhibit his high spirits. Johnson might
A FATHER'S VIEWS
condone this, though he disapproved of it, and love
Boswell the more, because 'he was a boy longer
than others.' Lord Auchinleck regarded it with
alarm while Boswell was young, and with contempt
when he was of a mature age. Conduct that would
have been regrettable to a milder father, was to
him intolerable.
It is not surprising, then, that Boswell found the
company of his father extremely irksome:
We divaricate so much (he writes to Temple) that
I am often hurt when I dare say he means no harm;
and he has a method of treating me which makes me
feel like a timid boy, which to me (comprehending
all that my character does in my own imagination, and
in that of a wonderful number of mankind) is intolerable.
I have appeared good-humoured; but it has
cost me drinking a considerable quantity of strong
beer to dull my faculties.
The stern father had undoubtedly some good
reasons for disapproving of the irresponsible James.
Besides the habitual lack of restraint in Boswell's
behaviour, money was a continual source of irritation.
The heir to Auchinleck, it is clear, considered that he
had a sort of natural right to his father's money. He
found an allowance of £300 a year insufficient. He
wrote to Temple in a complaining tone about his
financial difficulties and his father:
He allows me £300 a year. But I find that what I
gain by practice and that sum together will not support
my family. I have now two sons and three daughters.
I am in hopes that my father will augment my allowance
to £400.
He admits, however, that 'his paying £1000 of my
debt some years ago was a large bounty.' Lord
Auchinleck, no doubt with justice, considered Boswell
to be extravagant; and he did not approve of his
marriage. 'I understand,' writes Boswell, 'he fancies
that if I had married another woman, I might not only
have had a better portion with her, but might have
been kept from what he thinks idle and extravagant
conduct.'
The indiscretion of Boswell in his correspondence
and conversation with his father must have continually
aggravated the pronounced prejudices and preferences
of the ill-tempered old lawyer. It was a wanton imprudence
to express his extreme aversion to his father's
second marriage; we can hardly doubt that he was
equally imprudent with regard to the Scotch law and
Scotch legal circles. Boswell intended that his father
should appreciate him for what he was rather than
tolerate him for what he was not. In 1767 he writes to
Temple:
How unaccountable it is that my father and I
should be so ill together! He is a man of sense and
a man of worth; but from some unhappy turn in his
disposition, he is much dissatisfied with a son whom
you know. I write to him with warmth, with an
honest pride, wishing that he should think of me as I
am; but my letters shock him, and every expression
in them is interpreted unfavourably.
Boswell did not understand that the temperaments
of his father and himself were in some degree incompatible,
and he succeeded in emphasising their points of
disagreement rather than cultivating what they had in
common. He was very slow to realise how much his
father disapproved of his literary friends in London,
and of Dr. Johnson in particular: to Temple he exclaims,
with horrified surprise, 'he harps on my going
over Scotland with a brute (think how shockingly
erroneous) and wandering (or some such phrase) to
London.' Johnson was actually taken to visit
Auchinleck—a most hazardous experiment!
Boswell must certainly be blamed, if blame can
be distributed in this sort, for indiscretion, but not
for unkindness. From no passage in the 'Letters to
Temple' can it be inferred that he disliked his father,
or wished to displease him; on several occasions he
speaks of him with affection. Moreover the obligation
to be deliberately kind to one who cannot occupy the
position of a friend is based upon a supposed affection
on his part. Boswell clearly was not cruel in any
positive or malevolent sense; he can only be condemned
as unkind if it be proved that he was inconsiderate to
a man who displayed a substantial affection towards
him. But Lord Auchinlech cannot be said to have
done this—if we may accept as true the dictum
of Dr. Johnson to Boswell on the occasion of his
father's death: 'His disposition towards you was
undoubtedly that of a kind, though not of a fond
father.' And so we may say that Boswell was a
disappointing, though not a bad son.
.....
In 1782 Boswell, on his father's death, became
Laird of Auchinleck. The new position was a matter
of importance to him. Not only were the duties it
involved such duties as he liked to perform, but it was
a considerable advance in the right direction. He
was the man of property. A part of his dream was
come true; and he could now invest himself with a
fresh halo of respect and respectability derived from
his new station. Local and public affairs were more
intimately connected in the eighteenth century than
in our own day; and, when the men of estate had a
monopoly of governing, it was not unnatural for one
who inherited land to cast his eyes beyond the fences
of his patrimony. At the age of forty-two Boswell
was by no means too old to look forward. The event
of inheriting quickened his aspirations, and the prospect
of becoming 'the great man' seemed nearer.
The ambitions of Boswell were not destined to be
realised in any high degree.
His hopes were of a double nature; they were
both legal and political. Of his early life at the Bar
BOSWELL BECOMES LAIRD
we have already spoken, and we must now briefly trace
out the course of his legal career to its dismal conclusion.
It was hardly to be expected that a man who disliked
and despised so much the whole Scotch atmosphere
of his work should persevere with it. Boswell was so
discontented with his lot that he began to hope for a
change which should bring him into a more congenial
situation. In 1775 he entered at the Inner Temple
with the intention of being called eventually to the
English Bar.
There was much to recommend this plan; for
it would enable him to spend far more time in his
beloved London. Boswell no doubt considered this a
very important reason. In London he was happier
and better than elsewhere. 'I own, Sir, the spirits
which I have in London make me do everything with
more readiness and vigour. I can talk twice as much
in London as anywhere else'; and he considered, no
doubt with equal justice, that it had some effects of a
different nature: 'In reality it is highly improving
to me, considering the company which I enjoy'; and
he goes on to say, 'I think it is also for my interest, as
in time I may get something.'1
Ambition was one motive which prompted Boswell
to seek a different sphere; he seems to have thought
the abilities which were cramped in Scotland and were
not appreciated by the Scotch would grow in London
to their full stature and be handsomely recognised.
In 1777 he talked to Johnson upon the subject of the
English Bar:
I had long complained to him that I felt myself
discontented in Scotland as too narrow a sphere, and
that I wished to make my chief residence in London,
the great scene of ambition, instruction and amusement:
a scene which was to me, comparatively
speaking, a heaven upon earth.
There were, however, a number of reasons which
prevented Boswell from making his home in London
till long after this conversation. The possibility of
his father's death, which would probably make him
the Laird of Auchinleck, was always present to him,
and it would be inconvenient as well as expensive to
have a separate establishment in London. It was by
no means certain, moreover, as Boswell seems to have
realised, that there would be much financial gain by
the change, and he could not afford to fail at the
English Bar; his father as well as Johnson opposed
the step, a consideration which would probably in
itself have prevented it, from interested motives on
Boswell's part if from no others.
Boswell, in fact, remained at the Scotch Bar until
1786, when he determined finally, in spite of his
position as a Scotch laird, which he had occupied for
four years, to try his fortune at Westminster Hall. He
had been disappointed of promotion2 for so long in
THE BAR
Scotland that it was time to exercise his talents in a
different sphere.
The English lawyers, however, seem to have been
no more congenial than the Scotchmen, for he speaks
of the 'rough scene of the roaring and bantering society
of lawyers,' which he is compelled to be with on the
Northern Circuit.3 There is an amusing story recounted
by Lord Eldon in his 'Anecdotes' about Boswell at
the Lancaster Assizes, which belongs to a period
between the years '86 and '88:
We found Jemmy Boswell lying upon the pavement—inebriated.
We subscribed at supper a guinea for
him and half-a-crown for his clerk, and sent him next
morning a brief with instructions to move for the
writ Quare adhæsit pavimento, with observations
calculated to induce him to think that it required great
learning to explain the necessity of granting it. He
sent all round the town to attornies for books, but in
vain. He moved, however, for the writ, making the
best use he could of the observations in the brief. The
judge was astonished and the audience amazed. The
judge said, 'I never heard of such a writ—what can it
be that adheres pavimento? Are any of you gentlemen
at the Bar able to explain this?' The Bar
laughed. At last one of them said, 'My Lord, Mr.
Boswell last night adhæsit pavimento. There was
no moving him for some time. At last he was carried
to bed, and he has been dreaming about himself and
the pavement.'
Boswell himself pours out to Temple in plaintive
accents the tangled story of a wig lost at Carlisle in
1789, from which we may suspect, as he did himself,
another practical joke. 'I suspected a wanton trick,
which some people think witty, but I thought it very
ill-timed to one in my situation.'
We might judge from the manner in which he was
treated by his fellow-lawyers that Boswell was not
wholly successful at the English Bar. No one can
have realised this more keenly than himself.
'I am sadly discouraged,' he writes, 'by having
no practice, nor probable prospect of it.... Yet
the delusion of Westminster Hall, of brilliant reputation
and splendid fortune as a barrister, still weighs
upon my imagination. I must be seen in the courts,
and must hope for some happy openings in causes of
importance. The Chancellor, as you observe, has not
done as I expected; but why did I expect it?' Later
in the same year, 1789, he exclaims: 'O Temple!
Temple! is this realising any of the towering hopes
which have so often been the subject of our conversations
and letters?' It is pathetic to see him clinging
still to the old hopes and ideals, when his real title to
fame lay near at hand in his Johnsonian stores, so
much thought of, and yet so little valued beside the
great world of practical affairs.
There were no doubt some special reasons, connected
with his attitude towards the law itself, which
may account in a large degree for Boswell's failure
at the Bar. We have mentioned already the aversion
which Boswell had for the society of lawyers. This in
itself was likely to be a hindrance in his legal career;
but it is only the result of the general unfittedness of
Boswell for the Bar. He was not unwilling, when his
plan of being a soldier had been abandoned, to enter
upon a legal career; it would offer the kind of opportunities
for distinction which he wanted. Possibly
he was attracted too by the formalism of the Courts;
one may suppose that the mere wearing of a wig and
gown would give him pleasure. But the mind of
Boswell was entirely unlegal. He had no capacity for
estimating the value of evidence, and was readily convinced
by a plausible story. He applied to his work
rather the common sense of the layman (being actually
advised very often by Johnson, who knew nothing of
Scotch law) than the exact reasoning required by his
profession. And though Boswell could apply himself
at times with continued effort to any work which he
particularly wanted to do, the dislike which he had
for his legal studies made him tire of them so soon
that he never knew very much about any body of
laws. 'Mr. Boswell,' says Malone, 'professed the
Scotch and the English Law; but had never taken
very great pains on the subject. His father, Lord
Auchinleck, told him one day that it would cost him
more trouble to hide his ignorance in these professions
than to show his knowledge. This Boswell owned
he had found to be true.'4 Boswell himself wrote to
Temple on the subject of his chances of success at the
English Bar: 'To confess fairly to you, my friend,
I am afraid that, were I to be tried, I should be
found so deficient in the forms, the quirks and
quiddities which early habit acquires, that I should
expose myself.'
Boswell, moreover, had never the reputation which
is suitable for a legal man. The sober citizen does
not choose either the adventurer or the littérateur to
plead his cause before a jury. His connections with
actors, who were disapproved as a class by the
respectable community, told against Boswell in legal
circles. And worst of all was the tour in the Hebrides
with the avowed enemy of Scotland.
Boswell, besides, acquired a reputation for eccentricity
which must have been fatal to the chances
of a barrister.
One habit, that of attending executions, deserves
a closer examination; by this behaviour Boswell
made himself conspicuous in a wholly unprofessional
attitude, which must have been extremely damaging
to his position as a lawyer. 'I must confess,' he
writes, 'that I myself am never absent from a public
execution.... When I first attended them I was
shocked to the greatest degree. I was in a manner
convulsed with pity and terror, and for several days,
EXECUTIONS
but especially nights after, I was in a very dismal
situation.' The object in the first place seems then
to have been the mere indulgence of morbid sentiment;
but later he continued the habit more out of curiosity
and as an inherent part of his whole study of Man.
I can now see one with great composure. I can
account for this curiosity in a philosophical manner,
when I consider that death is the most awful object
before every man who ever directs his thoughts
seriously towards futurity. Therefore it is that I
feel an irresistible impulse to be present at every
execution, as I there behold the various effects of the
near approach of death.
In accordance with this practice Boswell accompanied
a celebrated criminal, Hackman, in the prison
coach to the gibbet; and he made the acquaintance
of the murderess Mrs. Rudd. The latter apparently
was an interesting woman. Johnson entirely approved
Boswell's conduct, and said he would have done the
same himself if he had not been afraid that his presence
would be reported in the newspapers. It is interesting
to note that Boswell had scruples, and wrote to Temple:
'Perhaps the adventure with Mrs. Rudd is very foolish
notwithstanding the approbation of Dr. Johnson.'
On one occasion Boswell persuaded Sir Joshua
Reynolds to go with him, and evidently won him over
to his view about the question of propriety: 'I am
obliged to you,' wrote Sir Joshua, 'for carrying me
yesterday to see the execution at Newgate of the five
malefactors. I am convinced it is a vulgar error
in the opinion that it is so terrible a spectacle, or that
it in any way implies a hardness of heart or cruelty
of disposition.'
Sir Walter Scott gives a kinder motive on Boswell's
part than mere curiosity:
He used to visit the prisoners on the day before
execution, with the singular wish to make the condemned
wretches laugh by dint of buffoonery, in which
he not infrequently succeeded.
The satisfaction which Boswell had from these
strange interviews was no doubt in part the commendable
satisfaction of being kind and good; and his
piety as well as his jesting may have been a comfort
to many of these criminals in their last hours. It was
also a pleasure to Boswell to read his name in the
newspaper on the day following an execution. But
probably this conduct did not earn the praises of the
Scotch lawyers nor inspire the confidence of the
litigating public.
.....
The failure which attended Boswell's legal career
included also his political schemes.
It is clear that Boswell had an idea of some kind
of Parliamentary career. His ambition was to be a Minister:
POLITICAL AMBITIONS
He [Hume] says there will in all probability be a
change of the Ministry soon, which he regrets. Oh
Temple, while they change so often, how does one feel
an ambition to have a share in that great department;
but I fear my wish to be a man of consequence
in the State is much like some of your ambitious
sallies.
Boswell, if he was ambitious in 1775 of some high
office in the State, can certainly have had little chance,
as he evidently realised, of being immediately satisfied.
His financial difficulties alone would have prevented
this. But when in 1782 he became the Laird of
Auchinleck the increase of his importance seemed to
warrant some more definite plan. 'I wish much to be
in Parliament, Sir,' he said to Johnson; and though
the latter discouraged him he applied himself with
energy to his political schemes.
Boswell had two plans by which he hoped to become
a member of Parliament. He hoped in the first place
that the influence of Lord Lonsdale5 would procure
him a seat. This patron seems to have shown a
disposition to be friendly. In the summer of 1786,
Boswell received from Bishop Percy, who had formerly
been at Carlisle and knew Lord Lonsdale, a most
encouraging letter:
You are now connected with a nobleman [Lord
Lonsdale] who serves his friends with a zeal and spirit
which I hope will be attended with the happiest consequences
to your establishment in England. I also
anticipate his bringing you into the House of Commons,
as an event no less certain and splendid to your fortunes.
Early in 17886 Lord Lonsdale appointed Boswell
Recorder of Carlisle. This was not an important post,
but it was doubtless a sign of favour. Bishop Percy
wrote warm congratulations; and Boswell was no
doubt encouraged to hope for more. Lord Lonsdale,
however, would appear to have lost interest in Boswell:
he procured no seat in Parliament for his
friend, and some years later behaved so insolently
that Boswell broke the connection.7
Boswell's second plan was to represent his county.
Even in Ayrshire he was not altogether independent
of Lord Lonsdale, but he relied chiefly upon his own
position as head of an old county family. With this
project in view, he engaged himself in various activities.
The most remarkable of these were his 'Letters to
the People of Scotland,' the first dated 1783 and the
second 1785. In these two pamphlets Boswell displayed
abundantly to his countrymen his ardent
patriotism and zealous Tory principles. In 1784 he
took part in a Tory demonstration at York; and in
his county he issued 'An Address to the Real Freeholders
of the County of Ayr,' stating his willingness
to be their representative, and his qualifications for
that position.8 He also carried an address to his
Majesty—'it was most graciously received, and
Mr. Boswell had afterwards the honour to kiss his
Majesty's hand.'9 In 1789 he was again very busy
electioneering, though he seems to have realised that
his chance of success was very small.10 He carried an
address to the Prince of Wales.
I am carrying it up, to be presented by the Earl
of Eglintoun, accompanied by such Justices of us as
may be in London. This will add something to my
'conspicuousness.' Will that word do?11
The word seems to do very well. Boswell writes later:
The Prince of Wales has received our Address most
graciously, and I am to be presented to his Royal
Highness, who desired it might be signified that he
regretted Mr. Boswell was gone from town.12
But this would seem to be the final achievement of
Boswell's political career, for he was not successful in
the General Election, and we hear no more in the
'Letters' of political schemes.
Beyond any special reasons which there may be for
the failure of Boswell in his legal career, there is a
more general cause for all his disappointment. We
must remember that Boswell throughout his life was,
like many men in the eighteenth century less gifted
than himself, a thorough-going place-hunter. He
hoped even in his early life for some advantages
through his great patrons, Lord Somerville,13 Sir
David Dalrymple,14
Lord Eglintoun,13 Lord Mount
Stuart,15
Sir Andrew Mitchell16; he had obtained by
their means a number of introductions. The ardour
with which he pursued the acquaintance of the great
must have been prompted in some degree by an interested
expectation, and we may suppose that from
the friendship of Chatham, which he was so eager to
cultivate, he had flattered himself with a hope of
political advancement, a hope of fulfilling the dreams
that he had dreamt, with Temple, in University days,
of their future greatness. They were but vague hopes
in those early years, since he could hardly have expected
an immediate recognition of his particular
services. But Boswell when he grew older attached
himself more definitely to particular patrons. There
are a number of names—Lord Pembroke, Lord
Lisburne, Lord Lonsdale, Burke, Dundas.17 To these
in turn he seems to have pinned his faith and almost
to have expected some promotion to have fallen upon
PATRONS
him. And from all his great acquaintances he was to
get but one poor post, the Recordership of Carlisle.
We can hardly be surprised from what we have
seen already of Boswell's methods of approaching his
patrons that he had no great success in these schemes
of advancement. We have quoted already a letter
to Chatham, which was designed to impress that
Minister with the fact that he was a rising young man,
and to solicit his favour. There is another letter of a
later date18 intended to further his acquaintance with
Burke. The great orator might have one day at his
disposal some Government posts; his memory must
not be allowed to lapse:
Dear Sir,—Upon my honour I began a letter to
you some time ago, and did not finish it, because I
imagined you were then near your apotheosis—as
poor Goldsmith said upon a former occasion, when
he thought your party was coming into administration;
and being one of your old barons of Scotland, my pride
could not brook the appearance of paying my court
to a Minister, amongst the crowd of interested
expectants on his accession.
Certainly if one wishes to obtain a post it is better
to avoid the 'crowd of interested expectants.' The
'old baron' too is an excellent card to play to one
who is not of the aristocratic circles; few men are
free from the taint of snobbishness, and patronage
may be courted by cultivating disinterested friendship.
It is well at the same time to remember Qui s'excuse
s'accuse. 'At present,' Boswell continues, 'I take it
for granted that I need be under no such apprehension,
and, therefore, I resume the indulgence of my inclination.'
Only one who was really interested and
wished to conceal the fact could be so careful. Boswell
realises that there is something rather odd about
the explanation. It may not after all be entirely
wise. It is possible that men rather like it to be
thought that they have much patronage, and find some
pleasure in being asked for favours. 'This may be,
perhaps, a singular method of beginning a correspondence;
and, in one sense may not be very complimentative.
But I can sincerely assure you, my dear
Sir, that it is a genuine compliment to Mr. Burke
himself.' The explanation of how it is a compliment
is now to follow, but the desire for self-excuse obtrudes
itself again: 'It is generally thought no meanness
to solicit the notice and favour of a man in power,
and, surely, it is much less a meanness to endeavour,
by honest means, to have the honour and pleasure
of being on an agreeable footing with a superior man
of knowledge, abilities and genius.' A further excuse
is furnished by the favours shown to Boswell in the
past by Mr. Burke himself:
I have to thank you for the obligation which you
have already conferred upon me, by the welcome which
I have, upon repeated occasions, experienced under your roof.
A LETTER TO BURKEWhen I was last in London, you gave me a general
invitation, which I value more than a treasury warrant:
an invitation to the 'feast of reason'; and what I
like still more, the 'flow of the soul,' which you dispense
with liberal and elegant abundance, is, in my
estimation, a privilege of enjoying certain felicity.
The comparison between the places that come of
courting a patron and this sublime 'felicity' that comes
of friendship must still be maintained—'and we
know that riches and honour are desirable only as a
means of felicity, and that they often fail of the end.'
It is necessary now to give an account of his
political opinions, so that Mr. Burke may be assured
that Mr. Boswell is his supporter:
Most heartily do I rejoice that our present Ministers
have, at last, yielded to conciliation. For amidst all
the sanguinary zeal of my countrymen I have professed
myself a friend to our fellow-subjects in America,
so far as they claim an exemption from being taxed
by the representatives of the King's British subjects.
I do not perfectly agree with you; for I deny the
Declaratory Act; and I am a warm Tory, in its true
constitutional sense.
It will be noticed that the assertion of independence
adds to this declaration a considerable degree of
importance. After so careful a preparation the real
point of the letter may be disclosed:
I wish I were a Commissioner, or one of the Secretaries
of the Commission, for the grand treaty. I
am to be in London this spring, and if His Majesty
should ask me what I would choose, my answer will
be, to assist at the compact between Britain and
America.
The letter to Burke is only less absurd than the
letter to Chatham, which was quoted above. What
most surprises us is not the vanity of the young man
who confided to Chatham his hopes and prospects,
nor his impudence in asking a Minister to favour him
with a letter and in bothering Burke with his political
opinions, but the entire ignorance displayed by a man
of intelligence about the kind of impression that letters
such as these would produce upon their recipients.
Boswell indeed as we have said—and it is a sufficient
reason to account for his failure—was a fool. It is
this ignorance of the minds of others about oneself,
a certain simplicity of character, an unquestioning,
childlike self-confidence, that makes fools of men.
No fool would wish to be thought foolish, and if a fool
were to understand what was thought about him he
would soon alter his behaviour. His foolishness
depends upon the fact that in this respect he has no
imagination. The ignorance of Boswell about the
effect of his behaviour is the more remarkable because
he was in many ways intelligent, sagacious, and extremely
observant. It was not a quality which
vanished with maturity, though it was slightly
modified in later years: he was nearly fifty when he
wrote to Temple an account of his attempts to enlist
PITT
the patronage of Pitt (the younger), which shows how
completely he misunderstood the whole situation:
It is utter folly in Pitt not to reward and attach
to his administration a man of my popular and pleasant
talents, whose merit he has acknowledged in a letter
under his own hand. He did not answer several
letters, which I wrote at intervals, requesting to wait
upon him; I lately wrote to him that such behaviour
to me was certainly not generous. 'I think it is not
just, and (forgive the freedom) I doubt if it be wise.
If I do not hear from you in ten days, I shall conclude
that you are resolved to have no farther communication
with me; for I assure you, Sir, I am extremely unwilling
to give you, or indeed myself, unnecessary
trouble.' About two months have elapsed, and he
has made no sign.
And it was an ignorance which included even his own
father:
I have answered him in my own style: I will be
myself.... Would you not be pleased to see your
son happy in independence, cultivating his little
farm and ornamenting his nuptial villa, and filling
himself one day, as well as possible, the place of a
much greater man? Temple, would you not like
such a son? Would you not feel a glow of parental
joy? I know you would; and yet my worthy father
writes to me in the manner you see, with that Scots
strength of sarcasm which is peculiar to a North
Briton. But he is offended with that fire which you
and I cherish as the essence of our soul; and how can
I make him happy?19
But if all fools are alike in so far as they have this
common foundation upon which the flimsy fabric of
folly is erected, yet they differ widely in the manner
of their foolishness. To say that a man is a fool is
to say but little of all that is meant by the expression
in his individual case. Boswell was a fool in a number
of ways which we shall now have to consider.
The extract of Boswell's letter to his father which
we have quoted above in his letter to Temple is typical
of one phase of all his foolishness. The impulse which
made him write in this place about 'cultivating his
little farm and ornamenting his nuptial villa' is one
which he frequently had. It is difficult to find a
name which exactly fits it. It is the melodramatic
instinct applied to real life. The words which he
uses in this case contain a sentiment beyond the mere
facts they represent; and it is a false sentiment—false
not because he did not feel it, but because there
was no occasion for it; sentiment is wasted. In
Boswell there was a sentimental side to the affectation
that we have already spoken of as having been partially
cured by Johnson. It is not meant, by this expression,
that Boswell consciously assumed sentiment which he
did not feel: we cannot always tell whether he was
conscious or not; and it does not matter. Affectation
implies only the presence of what is unreal; it is concerned
as much with the feeling of what is false as with
falsely pretending to feel.
EXTRAVAGANT WORDSPerhaps the most remarkable of Boswell's extravagant
utterances are those to Temple on the
subject of their friendship. He idealises this to suit
his conception of the most perfect of human relationships,
and frequently alludes to it. 'May indulgent
Heaven grant a continuance of our friendship! As
our minds improve in knowledge, may the sacred flame
still increase, until at last we reach the glorious world
above, when we shall never be separated, but enjoy
an everlasting society of bliss!' He was able to
enjoy the 'luxury of philosophy and friendship,' and
'invaluable hours of elegant friendship and classical
sociality,' and 'calmly smile' in consequence 'at
the attacks of envy or of malevolence.' Temple,
'whose kind and amiable counsel never failed to
soothe my dejected mind,' was told to 'reflect, my
friend, that you have sure comfort, you have true
friends—you have Nichols and Boswell, whom you
may look upon as parts of yourself. Consider this
as an exalted comfort which few enjoy, although they
have many of the shining gifts of fortune.' He seems
at one moment to have suspected that he might
grow cold in his affection:
I am a quick fire, but I know not if I last sufficiently,
though, surely, my dear Temple, there is
always a warm place for you. With many people I have
compared myself to a taper, which can light up a great
and lasting fire though itself is soon extinguished.
The friendship, indeed, was of the greatest value to
Boswell; as we see, behind his absurd manner of
expressing it, it must have been a comfort to him in
many disappointments:
When harassed and fretted with Court of Sessions
business, when vexed to think myself a coarse labourer
in an obscure corner, I get into good humour again by
recollecting that I am Temple's most intimate friend.20
His friendship with Mrs. Stuart is treated in the
same manner:
We talked with unreserved freedom, as we had
nothing to fear; we were philosophical, upon honour,—not
deep, but feeling; we were pious, we drank
tea and bid each other adieu as finely as romance
paints. She is my wife's dearest friend, so you see
how beautiful our intimacy is.21
The romantic sphere into which Boswell elevated
these friendships contrasts very strangely with his
acute analysis to Johnson of his true sentiments:
'The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably
filled with roast beef.' One would suspect
that the feeling of friendship with him was, as he might
have expressed it himself, like a balloon, which rises
higher and higher as it is more blown out with gas.
In the same fashion he believed that his life was,
'one of the most romantic' he knew of;22 that
Temple's 'soft admonitions would at any time calm
ROMANCE
the tempests of his soul,'23 and that he could 'retire
into the calm regions of philosophy' and contemplate
the 'heroism' which he was able to see in his conduct
towards his father.24 Philosophy, indeed, had a great
attraction for him. It was in the bower of philosophy
that many of his best hours were filled with that noble
admiration which his disinterested soul was able to
enjoy for the character of Lord Chatham. In early
years he was Temple's philosophic friend, and Paoli
is told that 'with a mind naturally inclined to melancholy
and a deep desire of inquiry, I have intensely
applied myself to metaphysical researches.'
The affectation or extravagance of Boswell appears
also from time to time in his pious and moral
remarks.
Being in a frame of mind which I hope, for the felicity
of human nature, many experience—in fine weather—at
the country house of a friend—consoled and elevated
by pious exercises—I expressed myself with an
unrestrained fervour to my 'Guide, Philosopher and
Friend': 'My dear Sir, I could fain be a good man;
and I am very good now. I fear God and honour
the king, I wish to do no ill, and to be benevolent to
all mankind.'25
Boswell was very impressionable, by his own
account, to good influences. He rose from reading
a dialogue of Hume's 'happier and more disposed
to follow virtue.'26 Relating how Mr. Edward
Dilly repeated on his death-bed a passage from Young's
'Night Thoughts'—'Death, a subterraneous road
to bliss,' or some such words—Boswell remarks:
'I am edified here.'27 The greatest triumph, one
would suppose, of this nature was when, as he says,
speaking of his 'moral fences,' 'Reason, that steady
builder and overseer, has set them firm.'28 Boswell
was excellent too at giving moral advice: 'It is
certainly true philosophy to submit to the will of
Heaven, and to fulfil the amiable duties of morality.'29
'Read Epictetus,'30 he writes to Temple; on another
occasion, 'Read Johnson. Let a manly and firm
philosophy brace your mind.'
Boswell, however, though he was continually
posing, posed not for others but for himself. He had an
insatiable greed of sensation. He derived prodigious
pleasure from the view of himself in a situation. 'I
cannot resist,' he says, 'the serious pleasure of writing
to Mr. Johnson from the tomb of Melancthon. My
paper rests upon the tomb of that great and good man.'
While he wrote the letter he admired the scene he had
arranged. He admired himself playing every kind
of rôle; he could be the grave author, or the romantic
lover, the scholar of 'solid learning' or the elegant
ENJOYMENT OF LIFE
man of the world, the sage counsellor or the jolly good
fellow, the enthusiast for liberty who talked heroics
with Paoli and politics with Chatham, explorer and
diplomat, the feudal lord or the humble paterfamilias of
a rustic domesticity; he could be literary, theological,
pious, philosophical, legal, or political, as occasion
suited, with profound enjoyment of the part he
was acting. He delighted in the solemnity of a vow,
and even had a taste for the solitude of a hermit:
'Sometimes,' he exclaims, 'I have been in the
humour of wishing to retire to a desert.' His gust
for London was the same gust for sensation; and
his pursuit of distinguished men was partly for the
sake of an added zest and excitement from their
company.
'You can almost see him,' says Lionel Johnson,
'reckoning up, as it were, on his plump fingers, his
eminent acquaintances, the cities and courts he has
visited, his writings and flirtations and experiences
in general: they are his treasures and his triumphs.
The acquisition of Johnson was but the greatest of
them all, his crowning achievement; all his life
was devoted to social coups d'état. To hear service
in an Anglican cathedral, to attend an exceptionally
choice murderer to the gallows; to contrive a meeting
between Johnson and Wilkes;... to pray among the
ruins of Iona, and to run away for fear of ghosts;
to turn Roman Catholic, and immediately to run away
with an actress: each and all of these performances
were to him sensational, enlivening, vivid.'
Boswell was not unaware of this extravagance in his
temperament. He alludes to his 'warm imagination.'
In 'Boswelliana,' pleased at having found 'a good
image,' he records:
There have been many people who built castles
in the air; but, I believe, I am the first who ever
attempted to live in them.
By castles in the air, he means not only glorious plans
for the future, but the sensational and emotional in
common incidents. A moment during the 'Tour to
the Hebrides' reveals the whole of what he meant:
I can never forget the impression made upon my
fancy by some of the ladies' maids tripping about
in neat morning dresses. After seeing for a long
time little but rusticity, their lively appearance pleased
me so much that I thought for a moment I could have
been a knight-errant for them.
A knight-errant for a couple of Scotch maids! A
preposterous fancy! But none the less it is Boswell.
It would be too large a task to deal here with all
the recorded affectation or extravagance of Boswell.
But we must not omit to mention one particular phase
of it. Consciously or unconsciously, Boswell in some
degree imitated Dr. Johnson—precisely in what
degree it is difficult to determine.
IMITATION OF JOHNSONThe influence which Johnson had upon his faithful
follower has been discussed already. This must be
carefully distinguished from the imitation in question
now; for an influence is something acquired from the
manner and mind of another, assimilated and reproduced,
not as original but as genuine; an imitation
is, as it were, a garment put on, an adornment of
the outward person, reflecting no true sentiment
within.
Though Johnson had a real moral influence upon
Boswell, some of his remarks, and especially some of
the pious exclamations, such as those we have quoted,
were of the latter kind. We find passages in the
'Life' when Boswell makes truly Johnsonian remarks;
as on the occasion when, in a discussion about the
freedom of the will, Dr. Mayo alluded to the distinction
between moral and physical necessity, and Boswell
replied: 'Alas! Sir, they come both to the same thing.
You may be bound as hard by chains when covered
by leather, as when the iron appears'; or when he
said in answer to Dr. Johnson's remark that he had
downed Dr. Robertson with the King of Prussia,
'Yes, Sir, you threw a bottle at his head.'
When actually in his presence, it is clear from
Fanny Burney's account that Boswell imitated Dr.
Johnson:
He had an odd mock-solemnity of tone and manner
that he had acquired imperceptibly from constantly
thinking of and imitating Dr. Johnson, whose own
solemnity, nevertheless, far from mock, was the result
of pensive rumination. There was, also, something
slouching in the gait and dress of Mr. Boswell that
wore an air, ridiculously enough, of purporting to
personify the same model. His clothes were always
too large for him; his hair, or wig, was constantly in
a state of negligence; and he never for a moment sat
still or upright upon a chair. Every look and movement
displayed either intentional or voluntary imitation.
Yet certainly it was not meant for caricature,
for his heart, almost even to idolatry, was in his
reverence for Dr. Johnson.31
It is a curious and striking picture, and we may
gather that there was always something odd and
laughable, and yet rather lamentable, about Boswell's
appearance. The effect of imitation he seems sometimes
half-conscious of producing, from the care with
which he accentuates in the 'Life' and the 'Tour'
any point of difference between Dr. Johnson and
himself. But it must be remembered that Miss
Burney's account is an account of particular circumstances—the
company was a large one, and not an
inner circle of more intimate friends of Boswell and
Johnson. We have no reason to suppose that Boswell's
behaviour, particularly his behaviour apart from
Dr. Johnson, was greatly affected by this strange
homage to his friend.
It is clear in any case that affectation, however
LITERARY SENTIMENTALITY
much it may have taken a Johnsonian form, was
fundamental in Boswell's character; for we can see
it plainly before the date of that eventful meeting.
Johnson indeed had a marked aversion from the kind
of sentimentality which Boswell frequently indulged in,
and there is in it something which could not possibly
have been the effect of imitating Dr. Johnson. How
very far removed from anything which Johnson could
have done is the absurd conduct of Boswell (the best
instance, perhaps, of this kind of affectation in him)
when he visited Mr. Ireland and saw the fraudulent
Shakespeare papers:
On the arrival of Mr. Boswell, the papers were as
usual placed before him, when he commenced his
examination of them; and being satisfied as to their
antiquity, as far as the external appearance would
attest, he proceeded to examine the style of the
language from the fair transcripts made from the
disguised handwriting. In this research Mr. Boswell
continued for a considerable length of time, constantly
speaking in favour of the internal as well as external
proofs of the validity of the manuscripts. At length,
finding himself rather thirsty, he requested a tumbler
of warm brandy and water; which having nearly
finished, he then redoubled his praises of the manuscripts;
and at length, arising from his chair, he made
use of the following expression: 'Well, I shall now
die contented, since I have lived to witness the present
day.' Mr. Boswell then, kneeling down before the
volume containing a portion of the papers, continued,
'I now kiss the invaluable relics of our bard: and
thanks to God that I have lived to see them!' Having
kissed the volume with every token of reverence, Mr.
Boswell shortly after quitted Mr. Ireland's house.32
However absurd the behaviour of Boswell in the
rôle of a man of letters may seem to us when we understand
the feelings which prompted it, it is doubtful
whether it would have been sufficient alone to give
him the reputation of a fool. Extravagance of this kind
is not very commonly condemned if it is not seen to be
insincere, and though it is easy enough for us who are
in possession of all the records of his life to see the
imposture, it must have been more difficult for those
who knew Boswell to have a real interest in literature,
and to be already a man of letters, to understand that
he was posing as the literary man. His acquaintance
would more readily have called him a fool on account
of his vanity.
We have all at bottom in some degree the love of
self, and vanity is the expression we apply to it when
it causes us in some way to lose our sense of proportion,
to see things, as it were, in a false perspective.
Self-love becomes vanity when we love ourselves
undeservedly, or when it makes necessary to us the
approbation of others. Usually when it has one
effect it has also the other.
But Boswell was vain, not, like many people, of
VANITY
qualities which he did not possess, or which, if he did
possess them, were no cause for self-congratulation,
but because he had an uncontrollable desire that
everyone else should know about his success and share
his wonder and admiration. It was not so much that
he exaggerated his importance, though he did that
sometimes, as that he exaggerated the importance to
other people of his importance. He not only desired
their applause as well as his own, but assumed, with
his curious ignorance of the mind of others in matters
which concerned himself, that what interested him
would naturally interest them.
It was vanity of this kind which, more than anything
else, made a fool of Boswell. The insatiable
desire to be conspicuous which made him as a young
man publish what he must have known to be worthless,
appear at the Shakespeare Jubilee as Corsican Boswell,
and insert notices of his movements in the papers,33
did not diminish as one might expect with maturity,
but rather grew with his years. There is nothing
which he wrote so egotistical and vain as some passages
in those most serious documents which he addressed to
the 'People of Scotland upon the State of the Nation'
and to which were pinned his hopes of political honour.
In the letter of 1783 he says of himself:
'For my own part, I should claim no credit, did I
not flatter myself that I practise what I now presume to
recommend. I have mentioned former circumstances,
perhaps of too much egotism, to show that I am no
time server; and at this moment, friends to whom
I am attached by affection, gratitude, and interest,
are zealous for the measure which I deem so alarming.
Let me add that a dismission of the Portland administration
will probably disappoint an object which I have
most ardently at heart.
The second letter alludes to the former one as
though it had almost created a revolution, and manages
in the same sentence to remind his readers that he had
the approval of Pitt and was himself descended from
an old Scotch family:
I had the happiness to find my letter received not
only with indulgence, but with a generous warmth of
heart I can never forget, but to the latest moment of
my life shall most gratefully remember. The fire
of loyalty was kindled. It flew through our counties
and our boroughs. The King was addressed: the
Constitution was saved. I was proud to have been
able thus ciere viros; prouder still than of receiving
the applause of the Minister of the Crown, which he
was pleased to convey to me in a very handsome
letter; upon which, however, I set a high value,
considering not only the Minister, but the man; and
accordingly it shall be preserved in the archives of my
family.
In the same pamphlet Boswell refers to his wife's
aristocratic connections, and intrudes an assertion of
his domestic felicity which could have no bearing on
ABSURDITY IN PUBLIC
the political theme. He wishes to appear as 'the friend
of Lord Eglintoun':
Amongst those friends I myself am one of the
warmest, both as an enthusiast for ancient feudal
attachments, and as having the honour and happiness
to be married to his Lordship's relation, a true Montgomerie,
whom I esteem, after fifteen years, as on the
day when she gave me her hand.
This declaration satisfied in some strange manner
a personal vanity, and was also no doubt intended to
enlist the support of his Lordship.
But by far the most remarkable story of Boswell's
absurdities is one told by John Taylor, editor of the
Sun, about his behaviour at a public dinner:
I remember dining with him at Guildhall in 1785,
when Alderman Boydell gave his grand civic festival
on being raised to the mayoralty. Mr. Pitt honoured
the table on that occasion with his presence, and, when
the company removed to a room, in a short time Mr.
Boswell contrived to be asked to favour the company
with a song. He declared his readiness to comply,
but first delivered a short preface, in which he observed
that it had been his good fortune to be introduced to
several of the potentates and most of the great characters
of Europe, but with all his endeavours he had never
been successful in obtaining an introduction to a
gentleman who was an honour to his country, and
whose talents he held in the highest esteem and
admiration. It was evident to all the company that
Mr. Boswell alluded to Mr. Pitt, who sat with all the
dignified silence of a marble statue, though, indeed,
in such a situation he could not but take the reference
to himself. Mr. Boswell then sang a song of his own
composition, which was a parody on Dibdin's 'Sweet
Little Cherub,' under the title of 'A Grocer of London,'
which rendered the reference to Mr. Pitt too evident
to be mistaken, as the great minister was then a
member of the Grocers' Company. This song Mr.
Boswell, partly volunteering and partly pressed by
the company, sang at least six times, insomuch that
Mr. Pitt was obliged to relax from his gravity and join
in the general laugh at the oddity of Mr. Boswell's
character.34
The value of this tale as evidence of Boswell's
behaviour and character depends in some degree
upon the extent of his potations. Though he may
have had the audacity to do such things when in a
normal condition, it must have been easier to do them
when tipsy. It may be judged, from the continuation
of Dr. Taylor's story, that a part of Boswell's confidence
in the presence of Mr. Pitt was due to the festivity of
the occasion:
Boswell and I came away together, both in so
convivial a mood that we roared out all the way 'The
Grocer of London,' till we reached Hatton Garden,
where I then resided, to the annoyance of many watchmen
whom we roused from their peaceful slumbers,
without, however, being taken into custody for disturbing
their repose.... I met him the next day
about twelve o'clock near St. Dunstan's Church, as
fresh as a rose.
THE GROCERS' DINNERFitzgerald, after quoting this account of the
mayoralty dinner, continues:
This ludicrous exhibition was much talked of and
laughed at. To heighten the absurdity, his Liberal
friends affected to be shocked at his want of principle,
in singing praises of the 'Grocer,' whom he had been
heard to abuse. They were enchanted to find him rise
to the bait, and thus vindicate himself: 'Pray
let them know that I am vain of a hasty composition
which has procured me large draughts of
the popular applause in which I delight. Let me add
that there was certainly no servility on my part, for I
publicly declared in Guildhall, between the encores,
"that this same Grocer had treated me arrogantly and
ungratefully, but that, from his great merit as a
minister, I was compelled to support him." The time
will come when I shall have a riper opportunity to
show, that in one instance, at least, the man has
wanted wisdom.'
He goes on to explain that Boswell gained a good deal
of notoriety from the escapade, which was alluded to
in a popular satirical poem of the time.
It is easy indeed to understand the motives of
Boswell. His childish and unrestrained love of merriment,
his insatiable desire to be the wag and the
buffoon, enabled him to give vent in the most mirthful
fashion to his passion for self-advertisement, to explain
how he had been honoured by the attention of kings
and how he intended to have an introduction to the
great Minister; and with all this he retained a certain
fundamental honesty about himself, so that he was
compelled to exclaim between the encores 'that this
same Minister had treated me arrogantly and ungratefully.'
He understood so little what was the
opinion of the company about him that he seems to
have believed that he was recommending himself to a
patron, and he was so vain that he was undoubtedly
proud of what must have been an absurd composition.
Boswell indeed was very fond of writing humorous
verse.35 The instinct in him was the natural result of
his animal spirits; the need to be laughing, which he
felt so strongly at most times when he was not depressed
and melancholy, fixed upon the smallest objects as
suitable for his wit, and he was satisfied only by some
form of expression. The reason that he collected in
his commonplace-book a number of 'good things,'
as he would call them, is not so much that he was
proud of his own sayings (for those of others are also
treasured) or that he wished to preserve them for
posterity, though both these feelings were present,
as that his huge enjoyment of anything witty must
be recorded to be satisfied.
It is remarkable, when we recollect what a large
sense of humour he had, that many of his verses and
of his jokes should be so dull and colourless. But
the faculty for appreciating what is amusing is very
different from the capacity for originating it. It is
HUMOROUS VERSE
the difference between humour and wit. The latter
involves the power of expression; and a man may as
easily be full of humour, without making a joke, as
he may be by nature a poet without ever writing a
line of good poetry. Boswell had some wit, but not
very much—far less than anyone would imagine
merely from reading the 'Life' or the 'Tour.' His
position perhaps is not unlike that of several poets
who have written some stanzas and stray lines of
a rare beauty, and are none the less poets because
they have written also much that seems quite
unpoetical.
A specimen of Boswell's humorous verse is printed
in the 'Life.' He had dined one evening at Lord
Montrose's and afterwards went to Miss Monckton's,
where 'a great number of persons of the first rank'
were assembled, in a state of improper elevation.
'Next day,' says Boswell, 'I endeavoured to give
what had happened the most ingenious turn I could,
by the following verses:
Not that with th' excellent Montrose
I had the happiness to dine;
Not that I late from table rose,
From Graham's wit, from generous wine.
It was not these alone which led
On sacred manners to encroach;
And made me feel what most I dread,
Johnson's just frown, and self-reproach.
But when I entered, not abash'd,
From your bright eyes were shot such rays,
At once intoxication flash'd,
And all my frame was in a blaze:
But not a brilliant blaze I own,
Of the dull smoke I'm yet asham'd;
I was a dreary ruin grown,
And not enlighten'd though enflam'd.
Victim at once to wine and love,
I hope, Maria, you'll forgive;
While I invoke the powers above,
That henceforth I may wiser live.
Certainly this is amusing in some degree, and
amusing too in an original way; but much of it is
mere rhyming without any sort of wit. Boswell
could be as banal as anyone. An ode ('Horatian
Ode,' he calls it) to Charles Dilly, which is chiefly
concerned with one Dr. Lettsom, frequently the host
of both Boswell and Dilly, exhibits the author of
humorous verse at his worst; it will be enough to
quote one stanza:
And guests has he in ev'ry degree
Of decent estimation.
His liberal mind holds all mankind,
As an extended nation.
Boswell's mots are of a common eighteenth-century
type. The turn of phrase admired by both
Johnson and Boswell and most of their contemporaries
JOKES IN 'BOSWELLIANA'
was the image. In 'Boswelliana' is a story of
Boswell's introduction to Scotch lawyers: 'Boswell
had a great aversion to the law, but forced
himself to enter upon that laborious profession in
compliance with the anxious desire of his father, for
whom he had the greatest regard. After putting on
the gown he said with great good humour to his brother
advocates, 'Gentlemen, I am prest into the service
here; but I have observed that a prest man, either by
sea or land, after a little time does just as well as a
volunteer.'
That is Boswell at his best.
Here is another specimen of Boswell's wit: 'A
modern man of taste found fault with the avenues
at Auchinleck, and said he wished to see straggling
trees. 'I wish,' said Boswell, 'I could see straggling
fools in this world.'
That is Boswell at his worst.
Why a man who had so much natural humour as
Boswell had should have failed so completely to
discriminate when his own wit was in question must
remain as much a problem to us as is the failure of
many a poet to criticise his own writings—the explanation
may be perhaps that it requires some special
effort of the mind which can but rarely be made
and which is impossible after the moment of composition.
Boswell certainly seems to have had a
high opinion of his efforts to be witty; his verses to
Miss Monckton are inserted in the 'Life' with evident
pride, and without any excuse of some connection with
Johnson such as he usually makes when alluding
to his own performances, and he seems frequently
to have sung the songs which he composed, obtaining,
no doubt, in this way the 'conspicuousness' which he
desired.36
The enjoyment which Boswell had in public at
Stratford and at the mayoralty dinner and in private,
no doubt, on many occasions of which unfortunately
we have no account, is perhaps best illustrated and
best understood from a single sentence of his own in
one of the 'Letters to Temple':
I was the great man (as we used to say) at the late
Drawing-Room, in a suit of imperial blue lined with
rose-coloured silk, and ornamented with rich gold-wrought
buttons.
For the eagerness which Boswell had to reveal to
others anything about himself which he was proud of,
and a sort of inevitable obtrusiveness in him, Johnson
with his usual shrewdness found an excellent parallel
which is faithfully recounted in the 'Life':
Once when checking my boasting too frequently
of myself in company, he said to me, 'Boswell, you
often vaunt so much as to provoke ridicule. You
put me in mind of a man who was standing in the
kitchen of an inn with his back to the fire, and thus
accosted the person next him, "Do you know, sir,
GULLIBILITY
who I am?" "No, sir," said the other, "I have
not that advantage." "Sir," said he, "I am the great
Twalmley, who invented the New Floodgate Iron."'
Endowed with these qualities of unsuspecting
simplicity and open-mouthed vanity, Boswell naturally
became, as we have seen, an object of mirth to his
fellow-lawyers. When they took away his wig he did
indeed half suspect a trick; but how confident and
innocent and entirely unsuspicious he is when he
boldly pleads for the writ, 'Quare adhaesit pavimento.'
His own story of the storm during the sail to Mull, told
in the 'Tour to the Hebrides,' illustrates perhaps
better than any other the childish confidence of his
conduct. Boswell, though filled with undisguised
terror, still ardently wished to play the man and be
the hero, and he thought, no doubt, as he stood holding
the rope in expectation of the captain's command, that
the post assigned to him was one of vital importance.
As I saw them all busy doing something, I asked
Col, with much earnestness, what I could do. He,
with a happy readiness, put into my hand a rope,
which was fixed to the top of one of the masts, and
told me to hold it till he bade me pull. If I had
considered the matter, I might have seen that this
could not be of the least service; but his object was
to keep me out of the way of those who were busy
working the vessel, and at the same time to divert my
fear by employing me and making me think that I was
of use. Thus did I stand firm to my post, while the
wind and rain beat upon me, always expecting a call
to pull my rope.'
The vanity and simplicity of Boswell no doubt
obtruded themselves very frequently in his behaviour;
and they caused a certain expansiveness and recklessness
of conversation which would be interpreted at
once as thoughtless and foolish. We have an admirable
glimpse into the kind of atmosphere produced
by his talk in a story which he tells of a snub he received
from Colman:
I was then so impressed with the truth of many
of the stories of which I had been told, that I avowed
my conviction, saying, 'He is only willing to believe;
I do believe. The evidence is enough for me, though
not for his great mind. What will not fill a quart
bottle will fill a pint bottle. I am filled with belief.'
'Are you?' said Colman, 'then cork it up.'37
'His social propensities,' says Sir J. Prior, 'were
well known ... he opens his mind so freely that we
discover much of what is passing there, even when the
disclosure is not meant.'38 Boswell, indeed, talked very
readily even upon the most serious subjects. About
morals and religion he was continually questioning
Dr. Johnson, and most of all about what to the other
was a peculiarly sacred and awful thing, the fear of
death. The topics were introduced apparently without
any particular reason or fitness, but just as it occurred
TACTLESSNESS
to Boswell that he might elicit some response from
Johnson upon questions about which it was essential
to his purpose that he should hear the doctor's views:
and they were introduced too not merely in private
converse but when a number of people were present.
It seems clear that Boswell was sometimes very
tactless in leading Johnson to talk; he did not understand
that not every company nor every occasion is
suitable for the discussion of the most serious matters.
He had, too, an unfortunate habit of saying things
which were extremely injudicious. He did not even
understand altogether what was likely to annoy Dr.
Johnson—as on the occasion when he referred to him
in company by the name 'Gargantua,' which Johnson
had spoken of as having been applied to himself, or
when he made what must have been an obvious
reference to Johnson's curious clothes: 'Would not
you, sir, be the better for velvet embroidery?'
These remarks were made, it is evident, without any
malevolent intention. It would seem that even
when he meant to be rude he did not realise all the
harm he was doing: Hume was with some justice
annoyed when Boswell quoted the phrase of Temple,
'their infidel pensioner, Hume;'39 and it was introduced
just as a child might say in some personal
argument, 'I know what someone said of you'; and
Foote can never have felt much friendship for Johnson
after he heard that the latter had compared his
infidelity to that of a dog.40 The company in both cases
may have been glad to see Boswell defend his friend,
but they must have thought him a considerable fool and
hardly a harmless one.
Nor was it merely from his disregard of what was
appropriate that his conversation might be thought
foolish, but rather because a man who is very ready
to talk of his most intimate thoughts and feelings is
usually supposed to be a fool.
Boswell certainly had far more candour than most
men, and he had also a far greater curiosity and
interest in mankind, which made him ready to talk
like a child of things about which many men prefer
to be silent. But it would seem, too, that though
far from incapable of feeling deep emotion he was
unaffected where most of us would be touched. 'He
was a boy longer than others,' and this perhaps is
the explanation.