We left the forecastle group of the
"Gloucester" disappointed by the
abrupt departure of their story-teller,
Old Jack, at so critical a thread
of his yarn. As old Jacobs went
aft on the quarter-deck, where the
binnacle-lamp before her wheel was
newly lighted, he looked in with
a seaman's instinct upon the compass-boxes,
to see how the ship headed;
ere ascending to the poop, he bestowed
an approving nod upon his friend the
steersman, hitched up his trousers,
wiped his mouth with the back of
his hand in a proper deference to
female society, and then proceeded
to answer the captain's summons.
The passengers, in a body, had left
the grand cabin to the bustling steward
and his boys, previously to assembling
there again for tea—not even
excepting the little coterie of inveterate
whist-players, and the pairs of inseparable
chess-men, to whom an
Indian voyage is so appropriately the
school for future nice practice in etiquette,
war, and commerce. Everybody
had at last got rid of sea-sickness,
and mustered for a promenade;
so that the lofty poop of the Indiaman,
dusky as it was, and exposed
to the breeze, fluttered with gay
dresses like the midway battlement
of a castle by the waves, upon which
its inmates have stolen out from some
hot festivity. But the long heave
from below, raising her stern-end slowly
against the western space of clear-obscure,
in the manner characteristic
of a sea abaft the beam, and rolling
her to either hand, exhibited to the
eyes on the forecastle a sort of alto-relievo
of figures, amongst whom the
male, in their blank attempts to appear
nautical before the ladies, were
distinguished from every other object
by their variety of ridiculous postures.
Under care of one or two bluff, good-humoured
young mates—officers polished
by previous opportunities of a
kind unknown either to navy-men or
mere "cargo-fenders," along with several
roguish little quasi-midshipmen—the
ladies were supported against the
poop-rail, or seated on the after-gratings,
where their contented dependence
not only saved them from
the ludicrous failures of their fellow-passengers,
but gained them, especially
the young ones, the credit of being
better sailors. An accompaniment
was contributed to this lively exercise
on the part of the gentlemen
promenaders, which otherwise, in the
glimmering sea-twilight, would have
been striking in a different sense; by
the efforts, namely, of a little band of
amateur musicians under the break
of the poop, who, with flute, clarionet,
bugles, trombone, and violin, after
sundry practisings by stealth, had for
the first time assembled to play
"Rule Britannia." What, indeed,
with the occasional abrupt checks,
wild flourishes, and fantastic variations
caused by the ship's roll; and
what with the attitudes overhead, of
holding on refractory hats and caps,
of intensely resisting and staggering
legs, or of sudden pausing above the
slope which one moment before was
an ascent, there was additional force
in the designation quaintly given to
such an aspect of things by the fore-mast
Jacks—that of "a cuddy jig."
As the still-increasing motion, however,
shook into side-places this central
group of cadets, civilians, and
planters adrift, the grander features
of the scene predominated: the broad
mass of the ship's hull—looming now
across and now athwart the streak of
sinking light behind—drawn out by
the weltering outline of the waters;
the entire length of her white decks,
ever and anon exposed to view, with
their parallel lines, their nautical appurtenances,
the cluster of hardy men
about the windlass, the two or three
"old salts" rolling to and fro along the
gangway, and the variety of forms
blending into both railings of the
poop. High out of, and over all, rose
the lofty upper outline of the noble
ship, statelier and statelier as the dusk
closed in about her—the expanse of
canvass whitening with sharper edge
upon the gloom; the hauled-up clues
of the main-course, with their huge
blocks, swelling and lifting to the fair
wind—and the breasts of the topsails
divided by their tightened bunt-lines,
like the shape of some full-bosomed
maiden, on which the reef-points heaved
like silken fringes, as if three sisters,
shadowy and goddess-like, trod in each
other's steps towards the deeper solitude
of the ocean; while the tall spars,
the interlacing complicated tracery,
and the dark top-hamper showing
between, gave graceful unity to her
figure; and her three white trucks, far
overhead, kept describing a small clear
arc upon the deep blue zenith as
she rolled: the man at the wheel
midway before the doors of the poop-cabin,
with the light of the binnacle
upon his broad throat and bearded
chin, was looking aloft at a single star
that had come out beyond the clue of
the main-topsail.
The last stroke of "six bells" or
seven o'clock, which had begun to be
struck on the ship's bell when Old
Jack broke off his story, still lingered
on the ear as he brought up close to
the starboard quarter-gallery, where
a little green shed or pent-house afforded
support and shelter to the ladies
with the captain. The erect figure of
the latter, as he lightly held one
of his fair guests by the arm, while
pointing out to her some object astern,
still retained the attitude which had
last caught the eyes of the forecastle
group. The musical cadets had just
begun to pass from "Rule Britannia"
to "Shades of Evening;" and the old
sailor, with his glazed hat in his hand,
stood waiting respectfully for the
captain's notice. The ladies, however,
were gazing intently down upon
the vessel's wake, where the vast
shapes of the waves now sank down
into a hollow, now rose seething up
into the rudder-trunk, but all marked
throughout with one broad winding
track, where the huge body of the
ship had swiftly passed. From foaming
whiteness it melted into yesty
green, that became in the hollow a
path of soft light, where the sparks
mingled like golden seed; the wave-tops
glimmered beyond: star-like
figures floated up or sank in their long
undulations; and the broad swell that
heaped itself on a sudden under the
mounting stern bore its bells, and
bubbles, and flashes, upwards to the
eye. When the ship rose high and
steady upon it, and one saw down her
massy taffrail, it looked to a terrestrial
eye rather like some mystic current
issuing from the archway under a tall
tower, whose foundations rocked and
heaved: and so said the romantic girl
beside the captain, shuddering at the
vividness of an image which so incongruously
brought together the
fathomless deep and the distant shores
of solid old England. The eye of the
seaman, however, suggested to him
an image more akin to the profession,
as he directed his fair companion's attention
to the trough of the ship's
furrow, where, against the last low
gleam of twilight, and by the luminous
wake, could be seen a little flock of
black petrels, apparently running along
it to catch what the mighty ploughshare
had turned up; while a gray
gull or two hovered aslant over them
in the blue haze. As he looked round,
too, to aloft, he exchanged glances
with the old sailor who had listened—an
expression which even the ladies
understood. "Ah! Jacobs,"—said
the captain, "get the lamp lighted in
my cabin, and the tea-kettle aft. With
the roll she has on her, 'twill be more
ship-shape there than in the cuddy."
"Ay, ay, sir," said the old seaman.
"How does she head just now, Jacobs?"
"Sou'-west and by south, sir."
"She'd lie easier for the ladies
though," said the captain, knowing his
steward was a favourite with them,
"were the wind a point or two less
fair. Our old acquaintance Captain
Williamson, of the Seringapatam
now, Jacobs, old-fashioned as he
was, would have braced in his lee-yards
only to steady a lady's tea-cup."
"Ay, your honour," replied Jacobs,
and his weather eye twinkled, "and
washed the fok'sle under, too! But
ye know, sir, he'd got a reg'lar-built
Nabob aboard, and a beauty besides!"
"Ah, Mr Jacobs!" exclaimed the
romantic young lady, "what was that?
Is it one of your stories?" "Well,
your ladyship, 'tis a bit of a yarn, no
doubt, and some'at of a cur'ous one."
"Oh!" said another of the captain's
fair protégées, "I do love these 'yarns,'
as you call them; they are so expressive,
so—and all that sort of thing!"
"Nonsense, my love," said her mother;
"you don't understand them,
and 'tis better you should not,—they
are low, and contain a great many bad
words, I fear." "But think of the imagination,
aunt," rejoined the other girl,
"and the adventures! Oh, the ocean of
all places for that! Were it not for sea-sickness,
I should dote upon it! As
for the storm just now, look how safe
we are,—and see how the dear old
ship rises up from the billows, with
all her sails so delightfully mysterious
one over another!" "Bless
your heart, ma'rm, yes," responded
Old Jack, chuckling; "you talks
just like a seaman, beggin' your
pardon. As consarns the tea, sir, I
make bould to expect the'll be a shift
o' wind directly, and a slant deck, as
soon as we get fair into the stream,
rid o' this bit of a bubble the tail of
it kicks up hereabouts." "Bear a
hand, then, Jacobs," said the captain,
"and see all right below for the
party in the cabin,—we shall be
down in a few minutes." The captain
stood up on the quarter-gallery, to
peer round into the dusk and watch
the lifting of the main-royal; but the
next minute he called to the ladies,
and their next neighbours, to look
towards the larboard bow, and
see the moon rise. A long edge
of gray haze lay around the eastern
horizon, on which the dark rim of the
sea was defined beyond the roll of the
waves, as with the sweep of a soft
brush dipped in indigo; while to westward
it heaved up, weltering in its
own watery light against the gloom.
From behind this low fringe of vapour
was silently diffusing, as it were, a
pool of faint radiance, like a brook
babbling from under ice; a thread of
silver ran along the line of haze,
growing keener at one point, until the
arch of the moon shot slowly up,
broad and fair; the wave-heads rising
between were crested here and there
with light; the bow of the ship, the
bellies of her fore-canvass, her bowsprit
with the jibs hanging idly over
it, and the figure-head beneath, were
tinged by a gentle lustre, while the
hollow shadows stole out behind.
The distant horizon, meanwhile, still
lay in an obscure streak, which blended
into the dark side of the low fog-bank,
so as to give sea and cloud united the
momentary appearance of one of those
long rollers that turn over on a beach,
with their glittering crest: you would
expect to see next instant what actually
seemed to take place—the whole
outline plashing over in foam, and
spreading itself clearly forward, as
soon as the moon was free. With
the airy space that flowed from her
came out the whole eastern sea-board,
liquid and distinct, as if beyond either
bow of the lifting Indiaman one sharp
finger of a pair of compasses had
flashed round, drawing a semicircle
upon the dull background, still cloudy,
glimmering, and obscure. From the
waves that undulated towards her
stern, the ship was apparently entering
upon a smoother zone, where the
small surges leapt up and danced in
moonshine, resembling more the current
of some estuary in a full tide.
To north-westward, just on the
skirts of the dark, one wing of a large,
soft-gray vapour was newly smitten
by the moon-gleam; and over against
it on the south-east, where the long
fog-bank sank away, there stretched
an expanse of ocean which, on its farthest
verge, gave out a tint of the
most delicate opal blue. The ship, to
the south-westward of the Azores,
and going large before the trade-wind,
was now passing into the great Gulf
Stream which there runs to the south-east;
even the passengers on deck
were sensible of the rapid transition
with which the lately cold breeze became
warmer and fitful, and the motion
of the vessel easier. They were
surprised, on looking into the waves
alongside, to perceive them struggling,
as it were, under a trailing net-work
of sea-weed; which, as far as one
could distinctly see, appeared to keep
down the masses of water like so
much oil—flattening their crests, neutralising
the force of the wind, and
communicating a strangely sombre
green to the heaving element. In the
winding track of the ship's wake the
eddies now absolutely blazed: the
weeds she had crushed down rose to
the surface again in gurgling circles
of flame, and the showers of sparks
came up seething on either side
amongst the stalks and leaves: but as
the moonlight grew more equally diffused
it was evident she was only
piercing an arm of that local weed-bed
here formed, like an island, in the
bight of the stream. Farther ahead
were scattered patches and bunches
of the true Florida Gulf-weed, white
and moss-like; which, shining crisp in
the level moonlight, and tipping the
surges as it floated past, gave them
the aspect of hoary-bearded waves,
or the garlanded horses of Neptune.
The sight still detained the captain's
party on deck, and some of the ladies
innocently thought these phenomena
indicative of the proximity of land.
"I have seldom seen the Stream so
distinct hereabouts," said Captain
Collins to his first officer, who stood
near, having charge of the watch.
"Nor I, sir," replied the chief mate;
"but it no doubt narrows with different
seasons. There goes a flap of the
fore-topsail, though! The wind fails,
sir." "'Tis only drawing ahead, I
think," said the captain; "the stream
sucks the wind with its heat, and we
shall have it pretty near from due
nor'-west immediately." "Shall we
round in on the starboard hand, then,
sir, and keep both wind and current
aft?" "I think not, Mr Wood," said
the captain. "'Twould give us a
good three knots more every hour of the
next twenty-four, sir," persisted the
first officer eagerly—and chief mates
generally confine their theories to
mere immediate progress. "Yes,"
rejoined the captain, "but we should
lose hold of the 'trade' on getting out
of the stream again. I intend driving
her across, with the nor'wester on her
starboard beam, so as to lie well up
afterwards. Get the yards braced to
larboard as you catch the breeze, Mr
Wood, and make her course south-west
by west." "Very well, sir."
"Ladies," said the captain, "will you
allow me to hand you below, where I
fear Jacobs will be impatient with the
tea?" "What a pity, Captain Collins,"
remarked the romantic Miss Alicia,
looking up as they descended the companion—"what
a pity that you cannot
have that delicious moonlight to shine
in at your cabin windows just now;
the sailors yonder have it all to themselves."
"There is no favour in
these things at sea, Miss Alicia," said
the captain, smiling. "Jack shares
the chance there, at least, with his
betters; but I can promise those who
honour my poor suite this evening
both fine moonshine and a steadier
floor." On reaching the snug little
after-cabin, with its swinging lamp
and barometer, its side "state-room,"
seven feet long, and its two stern-windows
showing a dark glimpse of
the rolling waters, they found the tea-things
set, nautical style, on the hard-a-weather,
boxed-up table—the surgeon
and one or two elderly gentlemen
waiting, and old Jacobs still
trimming up the sperm-oil light. Mrs
St Clair, presiding in virtue of relationship
to their host, was still cautiously
pouring out the requisite half-cups,
when, above all the bustle and
clatter in the cuddy, could be heard
the sounds of ropes thrown down on
deck, of the trampling watch, and the
stentorian voice of the first officer.
"Jacobs!" said the captain, a minute
or two afterwards; and that worthy
factotum instantly appeared from his
pantry alongside of the door—from
whence, by the way, the old seaman
might be privy to the whole conversation—"stand
by to dowse the lamp
when she heels," an order purposely
mysterious to all else but the doctor.
Every one soon felt a change in the
movement of their wave-borne habitation;
the rolling lift of her stern
ceased; those who were looking into
their cups saw the tea apparently
take a decided inclination to larboard—as
the facetious doctor observed, a
"tendency to port." The floor gradually
sloped down to the same hand,
and a long, wild, gurgling wash was
suddenly heard to run careering past
the timbers of the starboard side.
"Dear me!" fervently exclaimed
every lady at once; when the very
next moment the lamp went out, and
all was darkness. Captain Collins
felt a little hand clutch his arm in
nervous terror, but the fair owner of
it said nothing; until, with still more
startling effect than before, in a few
seconds there shot through both stern-windows
the full rays of the moon,
pouring their radiance into the cabin,
shining on the backs of the books in
the hanging shelves by the bulkhead,
on the faces of the party, and the bald
forehead of old Jacobs "standing by"
the lamp,—lastly, too, revealing the
pretty little Alicia with her hand on
the captain's arm, and her pale terrified
face. "Don't be alarmed,
ladies!" said the surgeon, "she's only
hauled on the starboard tack!" "And
her counter to the east," said the
captain.
"But who the dev—old gentleman,
I mean—put out the lamp?" rejoined
the doctor. "Ah,—I see sir!—'But
when the moon, refulgent lamp of
night.'" "Such a surprise!" exclaimed
the ladies, laughing, although as much
frightened for a moment by the magical
illumination as by the previous
circumstances. "You see," said the
captain, "we are not like a house,—we
can bring round our scenery to
any window we choose." "Very
prettily imagined it was, too, I declare!"
observed a stout old Bombay
officer, "and a fine compliment to the
ladies, by Jove, sir!" "If we had
any of your pompous Bengal 'Quy
hies' here though, colonel," said the
doctor, "they wouldn't stand being
choused so unceremoniously out of the
weather-side, I suspect." "As to
the agreeable little surprise I meant
for the ladies," said Captain Collins,
"I fear it was done awkwardly, never
having commanded an Indiaman before,
and laid up ashore this half-a-dozen
years. But one's old feelings
get freshened up, and without knowing
the old Gloucester's points, I can't
help reckoning her as a lady too,—a
very particular old 'Begum,' that
won't let any one else be humoured
before herself,—especially as I took
charge of her to oblige a friend."
"How easily she goes now!" said the
doctor, "and a gallant sight at this
moment, I assure you, to any one who
chooses to put his head up the companion."
"Ah, mamma!" said one
of the girls, "couldn't you almost
think this was our own little parlour
at home, with the moonlight coming
through the window on both sides of
the old elm, where we were sitting a
month ago hearing about India and
papa?"
"Ah!" responded her cousin, standing
up, "but there was no track of
moonshine dancing beyond the track
of the ship yonder! How blue the
water is, and how much warmer it has
grown of a sudden!"
"We are crossing the great Gulf
Stream!" said the captain,—"Jacobs!
open one of the stern-ports." "'Tis the
very place and time, this is," remarked
a good-humoured cotton-grower from
the Deckan, "for one of the colonel's
tiger-hunts, now!" "Sir!" answered
the old officer, rather testily, "I am
not accustomed to thrust my tiger-hunts,
as you choose to call my humble
experiences, under people's noses!"
"Certainly not, my dear sir," said
the planter,—"but what do you
say, ladies, to one of the captain's
sea-yarns, then? Nothing better,
I'm sure, here and now, sir—eh?"
Captain Collins smiled, and said
he had never spun a yarn in his
life, except when a boy, out of matter-of-fact
old junk and tar. "Here is
my steward, however," continued he,
"who is the best hand at it I know,—and
I daresay he'll give you one."
"Charming!" exclaimed the young
ladies; and "What was that adventure,
Mr Jacobs," said Miss Alicia,
"with a beauty and a Nabob in it,
that you alluded to a short time ago?"
"I didn't to say disactly include upon
it, your ladyship," replied old Jacobs,
with a tug of his hair, and a bow not
just à la maître; "but the captain can
give you it better nor I can, seeing as
his honur were the Nero on it, as one
may say." "Oh!" said the surgeon,
rubbing his hands "a lady and a rupee-eater
in the case!" "Curious stories,
there are, too," remarked the colonel,
"of those serpents of nautch-girls, and
rich fools they've managed to entangle.
As for beauty, sir, they have the devil's,
and they'd melt the 'Honourable
John's' own revenue! I know a very
sensible man,—shan't mention his
name,—but made of rupees, and a regular
beebee-hater,—saw one of these—"
"Hush, hush, my dear sir!" interrupted
the planter, winking and gesticulating;
"very good for the weather poop,—but
presence of ladies!"—"For which
I'm not fit, you'd say, sir?" inquired
the colonel, firing up again. "Oh!
oh! you know, colonel!" said the unlucky
planter, deprecatingly. "But
a godown[7]
of best 'Banda' to a cowrie
now, the sailor makes his beauty a
complete Nourmahal, with rose-lips
and moon-eyes,—and his Nabob a
jehan punneh,[8] with a crore, besides
diamonds. 'Twould be worth hearing,
especially from a lascar. For, 'twixt
you and I, colonel, we know how rare
it is to hear of a man who saves his
lac, now-a-days, with Yankees in the
market, no Nawaubs to fight, and
reform in cutcheries[9]!" "There seems
something curious about this said adventure
of yours, my dear captain,"
said Mrs St Clair, archly,—"and a
Beauty too! It makes me positively
inquisitive, but I hope your fair lady
has heard the story?" "Why, not
exactly, ma'am," replied Captain
Collins, laughing as he caught the
doctor looking preternaturally solemn,
after a sly lee-wink to the colonel;
who, having his back to the moonlight,
stretched out his legs and indulged in
a grim, silent chuckle, until his royal-tiger
countenance was unhappily
brought so far flush[10] in the rays as to
betray a singular daguerreotype, resembling
one of those cut-paper phantasmagoria
thrown on a drawing-room
wall, unmistakably black and white,
and in the character of Malicious
Watchfulness. The rubicund, fidgety
little cotton-grower twiddled his
thumbs, and looked modestly down on
the deck, with half-shut eyes, as if
expecting some bold revelation of nautical
depravity; while the romantic
Miss Alicia coloured and was silent.
"However," said the captain, coolly,
"it is no matrimonial secret, at any
rate! We both think of it when we
read the Church Service of a Sunday
night at home, with Jacobs for the
clerk." "Do, Mr Jacobs, oblige us!"
requested the younger of the girls.
"Well, Miss," said he, smoothing
down his hair in the doorway, and
hemming, "'Tan't neither for the likes
o' me to refuse a lady, nor accordin'
to rules for to give such a yarn in
presence of a supperior officer, much
less the captain,—with a midship
helm, ye know marm, ye carn't haul
upon one tack nor the other. Not
to say but next forenoon watch——"
"I see, Jacobs, my man," interrupted
Captain Collins, "there's nothing
for it but to fore-reach upon you,
or else you'll be 'Green-Handing'
me aft as well as forward; so I must
just make the best of it, and take the
winch in my own fashion at once!"
"Ay, ay, sir—ay, ay, your honour!"
said Old Jack demurely, and concealing
his gratification as he turned
off into the pantry, with the idea of
for the first time hearing the captain
relate the incidents in question. "My
old shipmate," said the latter, "is so
fond of having trained his future
captain, that it is his utmost delight
to spin out everything we ever met
with together into one endless yarn,
which would go on from our first acquaintance
to the present day, although
no ship's company ever heard
the last of it. Without falling knowingly
to leeward of the truth, he
makes out every lucky coincidence,
almost, to have been a feat of mine,
and puts in little fancies of his own,
so as to give the whole thing more
and more of a marvellous air, the
farther it goes. The most amusing
thing is, that he almost always begins
each time, I believe, at the very beginning,
like a capstan without a paul—sticking
in one thing he had forgot before,
and forgetting another; sometimes
dwelling longer on one part—a
good deal like a ship making the same
voyages over again. I knew, now,
this evening, when I heard the men
laughing, and saw Old Jack on the
forecastle, what must be in the wind.
However, we have shared so many
chances, and I respect the old man so
much, not to speak of his having
dandled my little girls on his knee,
and being butler, steward, and flower-gardener
at home, that I can't
really be angry at him, in spite of the
sort of every man's rope he makes of
me!" "How very amusing a character
he is!" said one young lady.
"A thought too tarry, perhaps?"
suggested the surgeon. "So very
original and like a—seaman!" remarked
Miss Alicia, quietly, but as if
some other word that crossed her
mind had been rejected, as descriptive
of a different variety, probably
higher. "Original, by Jove!" exclaimed
the colonel; "if my Khansa-man,
or my Abdar,[11] were to make
such a dancing dervish and tumasha[12]
of me behind back, by the holy Vishnu,
sir, I'd rattan him myself within an
inch of his life!" "Not an unlikely
thing, colonel," put in the planter;
"I've caught the scoundrels at that
trick before now." "What did you
do?" inquired the colonel, speculatively.
"Couldn't help laughing, for
my soul, sir; the puckree bund[13] rascals
did it so well, and so funnily!" The
irascible East-Indian almost started
up in his imaginative fury, to call for
his palkee, and chastise his whole
verandah, when the doctor reminded
him it was a long way there. "Glorious
East!" exclaimed the medico,
looking out astern, "where we may
cane our footmen, and whence, meanwhile,
we can derive such Sanscrit-sounding
adjurations, with such fine
moonlight!"
The presence of the first officer was
now added to the party, who came
down for a cup of tea, fresh from duty,
and flavouring strongly of a pilot
cheroot. "How does she head, Mr
Wood?" asked the captain. "Sou'-west
by west, sir,—a splendid night,
under everything that will draw,—spray
up to the starboard cat-head!"
"But as to this story, again, Captain
Collins?" said Mrs St Clair, as
soon as she had poured out the chief
mate's cup. "Well," said the captain,
"if you choose to listen till bedtime
to a plain draught of the affair,
why I suppose I must tell it you;
and what remains then may stand
over till next fine night. It may look
a little romantic, being in the days
when most people are such themselves;
but at any rate, we sailors—or
else we should never have been at
sea, you know: and so you'll allow
for that, and a spice to boot of what
we used to call at sea 'love-making;'
happily there were no soft speeches
in it, like those in books, for then I
shouldn't tell it at all.
By the time I was twenty-four, I
had been nine years at sea, and, at
the end of the war, was third lieutenant
of a crack twenty-eight, the
saucy Iris—as perfect a sloop-model,
though over-sparred certainly, as ever
was cased off the ways at Chatham,
or careened to a north-easter. The
Admiralty had learnt to build by that
day, and a glorious ship she was,
made for going after the small fry of
privateers, pirates, and slavers, that
swarmed about the time. Though I
had roughed it in all sorts of craft,
from a first-rate to a dirty French
lugger prize, and had been eastward,
so as to see the sea in its pride at the
Pacific, yet the feeling you have depends
on the kind of ship you are in.
I never knew so well what it was to
be fond of a ship and the sea; and
when I heard of the poor Iris, that
had never been used to anything but
blue water on three parts of the
horizon at least, laying her bones not
long after near Wicklow Head, I
couldn't help a gulp in the throat. I
once dreamt I had gone down in her,
and risen again to the surface with
the loss of something in my brain;
while, at the same moment, there I
was, still sitting below on a locker in
the wardroom, with the arms of her
beautiful figure-head round me, and
her mermaid's tail like the best-bower
cable, with an anchor at the end of it
far away out of soundings, over which
I bobbed and dipped for years and
years, in all weathers, like a buoy.
We had no Mediterranean time of it,
though, in the Iris, off the Guinea
coast, from Cape Palmas to Cape
Negro: looking out to windward for
white squalls, and to leeward for black
ones, and inshore for Spanish cattle-dealers,
as we called them, had made
us all as sharp as so many marlin-spikes;
and our captain was a man
that taught us seamanship, with a
trick or two beyond. The slavers had
not got to be so clever then, either,
with their schooners and clippers;
they built for stowage, and took the
chance, so that we sent in bale after
bale to the West India Admiral, made
money, and enjoyed ourselves now
and then at the Cape de Verds.
However, this kind of thing was so
popular at home, as pickings after
the great haul was over, that the
Iris had to give up her station to a
post-frigate, and be paid off. The
war was over, and nobody could expect
to be promoted without a friend
near the blue table-cloth, although a
quiet hint to a secretary's palm would
work wonders, if strong enough. But
most of such lucky fellows as ourselves
dissipated their funds in blazing
away at balls and parties, where the
gold band was everything, and the
ladies wore blue ribbons and anchor
brooches in honour of the navy. The
men spent everything in a fortnight,
even to their clothes, and had little
more chance of eating the king's biscuit
with hopes of prize-money; I
used to see knots of them, in red
shirts and dirty slops, amongst the
fore-mast Jacks in outwardbound
ships, dropping past Greenwich, and
waving their hats to the Hospital.
You knew them at once by one of
them giving the song for the topsail
halliards, instead of the merchantmen's
bull's chorus: indeed, I could
always pick off the dashing man-o'-war's
men, by face and eye alone, out
from among the others, who looked
as sober and solitary, with their serious
faces and way of going about a
thing, as if every one of them was
the whole crew. I once read a bit of
poetry called the "Ancient Mariner,"
to old Jacobs, who by the bye is
something of a breed betwixt the two
kinds, and his remark was—"That
old chap warn't used to hoisting all
together with a run, your honour!
By his looks, I'd say he was bred
where there was few in a watch, and
the watch-tackle laid out pretty often
for an eke to drag down the fore-tack."
As I was riding down to Croydon
in Surrey, where my mother and sister
had gone to live, I fell in with a sample
of the hard shifts the men-o-war's-men
were put to in getting across from
harbour to some merchant port, when
all their earnings were chucked away.
It was at a little town called Bromley,
where I brought to by the door of a
tavern and had a drink for the horse,
with a bottle of cider for myself at
the open window, the afternoon being
hot. There was a crowd of townspeople
at the other end of the street,
country bumpkins and boys—women
looking out at the windows, dogs
barking, and children shouting—the
whole concern bearing down upon us.
"What's all this?" said I to the
ostler.
"Don't know, sir," said he, scratching
his head; "'tis very hodd, sir!
That corner is rather a sharp turn for
the coach, sir, and she do sometimes
run over a child there, or somethink.
But 'taint her time yet! Nothink else
hever 'appens 'ere, sir."
As soon as I could hear or see distinctly
for the confusion, I observed
the magnet of it to be a party of five
or six regular blue-jackets, a good deal
battered in their rig, who were roaring
out sea-songs in grand style as they
came along, leading what I thought at
first was a bear. The chief words I
heard were what I knew well. "We'll
disregard their tommy-hawks, likewise
their scalping-knifes—and fight alongside
of our mates to save our precious
lives—like British tars and souldiers
in the North Americay!"
On getting abreast of the inn-door,
and finding an offing with good holding-ground,
I suppose, they hove to
and struck up the "Buffalo," that
finest of chaunts for the weather forecastle
with a spanking breeze, outward
bound, and the pilot lately dropped—
"Come all you young men and maidens, that wishes for to sail,
And I will let you hear of where you must a-roam!
We'll embark into a ship which her taups'ls is let fall,
And all unto an ileyand where we never will go home!
Especiallye you ladies that's inclined for to rove—
There's fishes in the sea, my love—likewise the buck an' doe,
We'll lie down—on the banks—of yon pleasant shadye gro-ove,
Through the wild woods we'll wander and we'll chase the Buffalo—ho—ho—we'll
Chase the BuffalO!"
I really couldn't help laughing to see
the slapping big-bearded fellows, like
so many foretopmen, showing off in
this manner—one mahogany-faced
thorough-bred leading, the rest thundering
in at the chorus, with tremendous
stress on the 'Lo-ho-ho,' that
made the good Bromley folks gape.
As to singing for money, however, I
knew no true tar with his members
whole would do it; and I supposed it
to be merely some 'spree ashore,'
until the curious-looking object from
behind was lugged forward by a couple
of ropes, proving to be a human
figure about six feet high, with a rough
canvass cover as far as the knees.
What with three holes at the face, and
the strange colour of the legs, which
were bare—with the pair of turned-up
India shoes, and the whole shape like
a walking smoke-funnel over a ship's
caboose—I was puzzled what they
would be at. The leading tar immediately
took off his hat, waved it round
for a clear space, and gave a hem
while he pointed to the mysterious
creature. "Now, my lads!" said he,
"this here wonderful bein' is a savitch
we brought aboard of us from the
Andyman Isles, where he was caught
one mornin' paddling round the ship
in a canoe made out of the bark of a
sartain tree. Bein' the ownly spice of
the sort brought to this country as
yet is, and we havin' run short of the
needful to take us to the next port,
we expects every lady and gemman
as has the wherewithal, will give us a
lift, by consideration of this same
cur'ous sight, and doesn't——"
"Heave ahead, Tom, lad!" said another
encouragingly, as the sailor
brought up fairly out of breath—"Doesn't
want no man's money for
nou't d'ye see, but all fair an' above
board. We're not agoin' to show
this here sight excep' you makes
up half-a-guinea amongst ye—arter
that, all hands may see shot-free—them's
the articles!" "Ay, ay, Tom,
well said, old ship!" observed the
rest; and, after a considerable clinking
of coin amongst the crowd, the
required sum was poured, in pence
and sixpences, into Tom's hat. "All
right!" said he, as soon as he had
counted it,—"hoist away the tarpaulin,
mates!" For my part, I was
rather surprised at the rare appearance
of this said savage, when his
cover was off—his legs and arms
naked, his face streaked with yellow,
and both parts the colour of red boom-varnish;
his red hair done up in a
tuft, with feathers all round it,
and a bright feather-tippet over his
shoulders, as he stood, six feet in
his yellow slippers, and looking sulkily
enough at the people. "Bobbery
puckalow!" said the nautical head-showman,
and all at once up jumped
the Andaman islander, dancing furiously,
holding a little Indian punkah
over his head, and flourishing with
the other hand what reminded me
strongly of a ship's top-maul—shouting
"Goor—goor—gooree!" while
two of the sailors held on by the
ropes. The crowd made plenty of
room, and Tom proceeded to explain
to them very civilly, that "in them
parts 'twas so hot the natives wouldn't
fight, save under a portable awning."
Having exhibited the points of their
extraordinary savage, he was calmed
again by another uncouth word of
command, when the man-o'-war's-man
attempted a further traverse on
the good Bromley folks, for which I
gave him great credit. "Now, my
lads and lasses," said he, taking off
his hat again, "I s'pose you're all
British subjects and Englishmen!" at
which there was a murmur of applause.
"Very good, mates all!"
continued the foretopman approvingly.—"Then,
in course, ye knows as how
whatsomever touches British ground
is free!" "Britons never, never shall
be slaves!" sung out a boy, and the
screaming and hurrahing was universal.
Tom stuck his tongue in his
cheek to his messmates, and went on,—"Though
we was all pressed ourselves,
and has knocked about in
sarvice of our king and country, an'
bein' poor men, we honours the flag,
my lads!" "Hoorah! hoorah! hoorr-ray!"
"So you see, gemmen, my
shipmates an' me has come to the
resolve of lettin' this here wild savidge
go free into the woods,—though, bein'
poor men, d'ye see, we hopes ye'll
make it up to us a bit first! What
d'ye say, all hands?—slump together
for the other guinea, will ye, and off
he goes this minute,—and d—— the
odds! Eh? what d'ye say, shipmates?"
"Ay, ay, Tom, sink the
damage too!" said his comrades;
"we'll always get a berth at Blackwall,
again!"
"Stand by to ease off his tow-lines,
then," said Tom,—"now look sharp
with the shiners there, my lads—ownly
a guinea!" "No! no!" murmured
the townspeople,—"send for
the constable!—we'll all be scalped
and murdered in our beds!—no, no,
for God's sake, mister sailors!" A
grocer ran out of his door to beg the
tars wouldn't think of such a thing,
and the village constable came shoving
himself in, with the beadle.
"Come, come," said the constable in
a soothing style, while the beadle
tried to look big and blustering,
"you musn't do it, my good men,—not
on no desideration, here,—in his
majesty's name! Take un on to the
next parish!—I horder all good subjects
to resist me!" "What!" growled
the foretopman, with an air of supreme
disgust, "han't ye no feelin's for
liberty hereaway? Parish be blowed!
Bill, my lad, let go his moorings, and
give the poor devil his nat'ral freedom!"
"I'm right down ashamed on
my country," said Bill. "Hullo, shipmates,
cast off at once, an' never
mind the loss,—I hasn't slept easy
myself sin' he wor cotched!" "Nor
me either," said another, "but I'm
feared he'll play the devil when he's
loose, mate."
I had been watching the affair all
this time from inside, a good deal
amused, in those days, at the trick—especially
so well carried out as it was
by the sailors. "Here, my fine
fellows," said I at last, "bring him in,
if you please, and let me have a look
at him." Next minute in came the
whole party, and, supposing from my
dress that I was merely a long-shore
traveller, they put their savage
through his dance with great vigour.
"Wonderful tame he's got, your
honour!" said the top-man; "it's
nothing to what he does if you freshens
his nip." "What does he eat?"
I asked, pretending not to understand
the hint. "Why, nought to speak on,
sir," said he; "but we wonst lost a
boy doorin' the cruise, nobody know'd
how—though 'twas thought he went
o'board, some on us had our doubts."
"Curiously tatooed, too," I said; "I
should like to examine his arm."
"A bit obstropolous he is, your
honour, if you handles him!" "Never
mind," said I, getting up and seizing
the wrist of the Andaman islander, in
spite of his grins; and my suspicions
were immediately fulfilled by seeing
a whole range of familiar devices
marked in blue on the fellow's arm—amongst
them an anchor with a heart
transfixed by a harpoon, on one
side the word "Sal," and on the
other "R.O. 1811." "Where did you
steal this top-maul, you rascal?" said
I, coolly looking in his face; while
I noticed one of the men overhauling
me suspiciously out of his
weather-eye, and sidling to the door.
"I didn't stale it at all!" exclaimed
the savage, giving his red
head a scratch, "'twas Bill Green
there—by japers! whack, pillalew,
mates, I'm done!" "Lord! oh
Lord!" said Bill himself, quite crestfallen,
"if I didn't think 'twas him!
We're all pressed again, mates!
It's the leftenant!" "Pressed, bo'?"
said Tom; "more luck, I wish we
was—but they wouldn't take ye now
for a bounty, ye know." Here I was
fain to slack down and give a hearty
laugh, particularly at recognising
Bill, who had been a shipmate of
Jacobs and myself in the old Pandora,
and was nicknamed "Green"—I believe
from a little adventure of ours—so
I gave the men a guinea a-piece to
carry them on. "Long life to your
honour!" said they; and said Tom,
"If I might make so bould, sir, if
your honour has got a ship yet, we
all knows ye, sir, and we'd enter,
if 'twas for the North Pole itself!"
"No, my lad," said I, "I'm sorry
to say I have not got so far yet.
Dykes, my man, can you tell me
where your old messmate Jacobs has
got to?" "Why, sir," replied Bill,
"I did hear he was livin' at Wapping
with his wife, where we means to
give him a call, too, sir." "Good
day, your honour!" said all of them,
as they put on their hats to go, and
covered their curiosity again with his
tarpaulin. "I'm blessed, Bill," said
Tom, "but we'll knock off this here
carrivanning now, and put before the
wind for Blackwall." "Won't you
give your savage his freedom, then,"
I asked. "Sartinly, your honour,"
replied the roguish foretopman, his
eye twinkling as he saw that I enjoyed
the joke. "Now, Mick, my
lad, ye must run like the devil so
soon as we casts ye off!" "Oh, by
the powers, thry me!" said the Irishman;
"I'm tired o' this cannible
minnatchery! By the holy mouse,
though, I must have a dhrop o' dew
in me, or I'll fall!" Mick accordingly
swigged off a noggin of gin, and
declared himself ready to start.
"Head due nor'-east from the sun,
Mick, and we'll pick you up in the
woods, and rig you out all square
again," said the captain of the gang,
before presenting himself to the mob
outside. "Now, gemmen and ladies
all," said the sailor coolly, "ye see
we're bent on givin' this here poor
unfort'nate his liberty—an' bein' tould
we've got the law on our side, why,
we means to do it. More by token,
there's a leftenant in the Roy'l Navy
aboard there, as has made up the
little salvage-money, bein' poor men,
orderin' us for to do it—so look out!
If ye only gives him a clear offing,
he'll not do no harm. Steady, Bill—slack
off the starboard sheet, Jack—let
go—all!" "Oh! oh!—no! no!—for
God's sake!" screamed the bystanders,
as they scuttled off to both
hands—"shame! shame!—knock un
down! catch un!—tipstaff! beadle!"
"Hurrah!" roared the boys, and off
went Mick O'Hooney in fine style,
flourishing his top-maul, with a wild
"hullaloo," right away over a fence,
into a garden, and across a field towards
the nearest wood. Everybody
fell out of his way as he dashed
on; then some running after him,
dogs barking, and the whole of the
seamen giving chase with their tarpaulins
in their hands, as if to drive
him far enough into the country.
The whole scene was extremely rich,
seen through the open air from the
tavern window, where I sat laughing,
till the tears came into my eyes, at
Jack-tars' roguishness and the stupefied
Kent rustics, as they looked to
each other; then at the sailors rolling
away full speed along the edge of the
plantation where the outlandish
creature had disappeared; and, lastly,
at the canvass cover which lay on
the spot where he had stood. They
were actually consulting how to guard
against possible inroads from the
savage at night, since he might be
lurking near, when I mounted and
rode off; I daresay even their hearing
that I was a live and real lieutenant
would cap the whole story.
Croydon is a pretty, retired little
town, so quiet and old-fashioned that
I enjoyed the unusual rest in it, and
the very look of the canal, the marketplace,
the old English trees and people—by
comparison with even the Iris's
white decks, and her circumference
of a prospect, different as it was every
morning or hour of the day. My
mother and my sister Jane were so
kind—they petted me so, and were so
happy to have me down to breakfast
and out walking, even to feel the
smell of my cigar,—that I hardly
knew where I was. I gave them
an account of the places I had seen,
with a few tremendous storms and a
frigate-fight or two, instead of the
horse-marine stories about mermaids
and flying Dutchmen I used to pass
upon them when a conceited youngster.
Little Jane would listen with her
ear to a large shell, when we were upon
sea matters, and shut her eyes, saying
she could fancy the thing so perfectly
in that way. Or was it about India,
there was a painted sandal-wood fan
carved in open-work like the finest
lace, which she would spread over her
face, because the seeing through it,
and its scent, made her feel as if she
were in the tropics. As for my
mother, good simple woman, she was
always between astonishment and
horror, never having believed that
lieutenants would be so heartless as
to masthead a midshipman for the
drunkenness of a boat's crew, nor
being able to understand why, with a
gale brewing to seaward, a captain
tried to get his ship as far as he could
from land. The idea of my going
to sea again never entered her head,
the terrible war being over, and the
rank I had gained being invariably
explained to visiters as at least equal
to that of a captain amongst soldiers.
To the present day, this is the point
with respect to seafaring matters on
which my venerated and worthy
parent is clearest: she will take off
her gold spectacles, smoothing down
her silver hair with the other hand,
and lay down the law as to reform in
naval titles, showing that my captain's
commission puts me on a level with a
military colonel. However, as usual,
I got tired by little and little of this
sort of thing; I fancy there's some
peculiar disease gets into a sailor's
brain that makes him uneasy with a
firm floor and no offing beyond; certainly
the country about Croydon
was to my mind, at that time, the
worst possible,—all shut in, narrow
lanes, high hedges and orchards, no
sky except overhead, and no horizon.
If I could only have got a hill, there
would have been some relief in having
a look-out from it. Money I didn't
need; and as for fame or rank, I
neither had the ambition, nor did I
ever fancy myself intended for an
admiral or a Nelson: all my wish was
to be up and driving about, on account
of something that was within me. I
enjoyed a good breeze as some do
champagne; and the very perfection
of glory, to my thinking, was to be
the soul of a gallant ship in a regular
Atlantic howler; or to play at long
bowls with one's match to leeward,
off the ridges of a sea, with both weather
and the enemy to think of. Accordingly,
I wasn't at all inclined to
go jogging along in one of your easy
merchantmen, where you have nothing
new to find out; and I only
waited to hear from some friends who
were bestirring themselves with the
Board, of a ship where there might be
something to do. These were my
notions in those days, before getting
sobered down, which I tell you for
the sake of not seeming such a fool in
this said adventure.
Well, one evening my sister Jane
and I went to a race-ball at Epsom,
where, of course, we saw all the
"beauty and fashion," as they say, of
the country round, with plenty of
the army men, who were in all their
glory, with Waterloo and all that;
we two or three poor nauticals being
quite looked down upon in comparison,
since Nelson was dead, and we
had left nothing at the end to fight
with. I even heard one belle ask a
dragoon "what uniform that was—was
it the horse-artillery corps?"
"Haw!" said the dragoon, squinting
at me through an eyeglass, and then
looking with one eye at his spurs and
with the other at his partner, "Not
at all sure! I do think, after all,
Miss ——, 'tis the—the marine body,—a
sort of amphibious animals!
They weren't with us, though, you
know,—couldn't be, indeed, though
it was Water-loo! Haw! haw!
you'll excuse the joke, Miss ——?"
"Ha! ha! how extremely witty,
Captain ——!" said the young lady,
and they whirled away towards the
other end of the hall. But, had there
been an opportunity, by the honour
of the flag, and nothing personal, I
declare I should have done—what
the fool deserved,—had it been before
all his brethren and the Duke
himself! It was not ten minutes
after, that I saw what I thought the
loveliest young creature ever crossed
my eyes, coming out of the refreshment-room
with two ladies, an old
and an elderly one. The first was
richly dressed, and I set her down for
an aunt, she was so unlike; the other
for a governess. The young lady was
near sixteen to appearance, dressed
in white. There were many beauties
in the ball-room you would have
called handsomer; but there was
something about her altogether I
could compare to nothing else but the
white figure-head of the Iris, sliding
gently along in the first curl of a
breeze, with the morning-sky far out
on the bow,—curious as you may
think it, ladies! Her hair was brown,
and her complexion remarkably pale
notwithstanding; while her eyes were
as dark-blue, too, as—as the ocean
near the line, that sometimes, in a
clear calm, gets to melt till you
scarcely know it from the sky.
"Look, Edward!" whispered my
sister, "what a pretty creature! She
can't be English, she looks so different
from everybody in the room! And
such diamonds in her hair! such a
beautifully large pearl in her brooch!
Who can she be, I wonder?" I was
so taken up, however, that I never
recollected at all what Jane said till
at night, in thinking the matter over;
and then a whole breeze of whisperings
seemingly came from every
corner of the bedroom, of "Who is
she!" "Who can she be?" "Who's
her father?" and so on, which I remembered
to have heard. I only
noticed at the time that somebody
said she was the daughter of some
rich East India Nabob or other, just
come home. I had actually forgot
about the young dragoon I meant to
find out again, until a post-captain
who was present—one of Collingwood's
flag-lieutenants—went up to
the old chaperone, whom he seemed
to know, and got into talk with her;
I found afterwards she was an admiral's
widow. In a little I saw him
introduced to the young lady, and ask
her to dance; I fancied she hung back
for a moment, but the next she bowed,
gave a slight smile to the captain's
gallant sea-fashion of deep respect to
the sex, and they were soon gliding
away in the first set. Her dancing
was more like walking with spread
wings upon air, than upon planks with
one's arms out, as the captain did. I'd
have given my eyes, not to speak of
my commission and chances to come,
to have gone through that figure with
her. When the captain had handed
her to her seat again, two or three of
the dragoons sauntered up to Lady
Somers's sofa: it was plain they were
taken; and after conversing with the
old lady, one of them, Lord somebody
I understood, got introduced, in his
turn, to the young beauty. As may
be supposed, I kept a look-out for his
asking her to dance, seeing that, if she
had done so with one of the embroidered
crew, and their clattering gear, I'd
have gone out that instant, found out
the Waterloo fellow next day, and,
if not shot myself, shot him with an
anchor button for a bullet, and run off
in the first craft I could get. The
cool, easy, cursed impertinent way
this second man made his request,
though—just as if he couldn't be refused,
and didn't care about it—it was
as different from the captain of the
Diomede's as red from blue! My
heart went like the main-tack blocks,
thrashing when you luff too much;
so you may guess what I felt to see
the young lady, who was leaning back
on the sofa, give her head a pettish
sort of turn to the old one, without a
word,—as much as to say she didn't
want to. "My love!" I heard the
old lady say, "I fear you are tired!
My lord, your lordship must excuse
Miss Hyde on this occasion, as she is
delicate!" The dragoon was a polite
nobleman, according to his cloth; so
he kept on talking and smiling, till
he could walk off without seeming as
if he'd got his sabre betwixt his feet;
but I fancied him a little down by the
head when he did go. All the time,
the young beauty was sitting with
her face as quiet and indifferent as
may be, only there was a sparkle in
her blue eyes, and in nothing else but
the diamonds in her hair, as she looked
on at the dancing; and, to my eye,
there was a touch of the rose came
out on her cheek, clear pale though it
was before the dragoon spoke to her.
Not long after, an oldish gentleman
came out with a gray-haired old
general from the refreshment-room:
a thin, yellow-complexioned man he
was, with no whiskers and a bald
forehead, and a bilious eye, but handsome,
and his face as grand and
solemn looking as if he'd been First
Lord, or had got a whole court-martial
on his shoulders for next day.
I should have known him from a
thousand for a man that had lived in
the East, were it nothing but the
quick way he looked over his shoulder
for a servant or two, when he wanted
his carriage called—no doubt just as
one feels when he forgets he's ashore,
like I did every now and then, looking
up out to windward, and getting
a garden-wall or a wood slap into
one's eyesight, as 'twere. I laid
down the old gentleman at once for
this said Nabob; in fact, as soon as
a footman told him his carriage was
waiting, he walked up to the young
lady and her companions, and went
off with them, a steward and a lady
patroness convoying them to the
break of the steps. The only notion
that ran in my head, on the way home
that night with my sister, was, "By
heavens! I might just as well be in
love with the bit of sky at the end of
the flying-jib-boom!" and all the
while, the confounded wheels kept
droning it into me, till I was as dizzy
as the first time I looked over the
fore-royal-yard. The whole night
long I dreamt I was mad after the
figure-head of the Iris, and asked her
to dance with me, on which she turned
round with a look as cold as water, or
plain "No." At last I caught firm
hold of her and jumped overboard;
and next moment we were heaving
on the blue swell in sight of the black
old Guinea coast—when round turned
the figure, and changed into Miss
Hyde; and the old Nabob hauled us
ashore upon a beautiful island, where
I woke and thought I was wanted on
deck, although it was only my mother
calling me.
All I had found out about them
was, that Sir Charles Hyde was the
name of the East Indian, and how he
was a Bengal judge newly come
home; where they lived, nobody at
the ball seemed to know. At home,
of course, it was so absurd to think
of getting acquaintance with a rich
Indian judge and his daughter, that I
said no more of the matter; although
I looked so foolish and care-about-nothing,
I suppose, that my mother
said to Jane she was sure I wanted
to go to sea again, and even urged
me to "take a trip to the Downs,
perhaps." As for going to sea, however,
I felt I could no more stir then,
from where I was, than with a best-bower
down, and all hands drunk
but the captain. There was a favourite
lazy spot of mine near the
house, where I used to lie after dinner,
and smoke amongst the grass,
at the back of a high garden-wall
with two doors in it, and a plank
across a little brook running close
under them. All round was a green
paddock for cows; there was a tall
tree at hand, which I climbed now
and then half-mast high, to get a
look down a long lane that ran level
to the sky, and gave you a sharp
gush of blue from the far end. Being
a luxurious dog in those days, like
the cloth in general when hung up
ashore, I used to call it "The Idler's
Walk," and "The Lazy Watch,"
where I did duty somewhat like the
famous bo'sun that told his boy to
call him every night and say the
captain wanted him, when he turned
over with a polite message, and no
good to the old tyrant's eyes.
Well, one afternoon I was stretched
on the softest bit of this retreat,
feeling unhappy all over, and trying
to think of nothing particular, as I
looked at the wall and smoked my
cheroot. Excuse me if I think that,
so far as I remember, there is nothing
so consolatory, though it can't of
course cure one, as a fine Manilla for
the "green sickness," as our fore-mast
fellows would say. My main idea
was, that nothing on earth could turn
up to get me out of this scrape, but I
should stick eternally, with my head-sails
shivering aback, or flapping in a
sickening dead calm. It was a beautiful
hot summer afternoon, as quiet
as possible, and I was weary to death
of seeing that shadow of the branch
lying against the white wall, down to
the keyhole of the nearest door. All
of a sudden I heard the sweetest
voice imaginable, coming down the
garden as it were, singing a verse of
a Hindostanee song I had heard the
Bengal girls chant with their pitchers
on their heads at the well, of an
evening,—
"'La li ta la, ta perisi,
La na comalay ah sahm-rè,
Madna, ca—rahm
Ram li ta, co-ca-la lir jhi!
La li ta la, vanga-la ta perisi.'"
"Coc-coka-cokatoo!" screamed a
harsh voice, which I certainly could
distinguish from the first. "Pretty
cockatoo!" said the other coaxingly;
and next minute the large pink-flushed
bird itself popped his head over the
top-stones above the door, floundering
about with his throat foul of the silver
chain fast to his leg, till he hung by
his beak on my side of the wall, half
choked, and trying to croak out
"Pretty—pretty cocky!" Before I
had time to think, the door opened,
and, by heavens! there was my very
charmer herself, with the shade of the
green leaves showered over her alarmed
face. She had scarcely seen me
before I sprang up and caught the
cockatoo, which bit me like an imp
incarnate, till the blood ran down my
fingers as I handed it to its mistress,
my heart in my mouth, and more than
a quarter-deck bow in my cap. The
young lady looked at me first in surprise,
as may be supposed, and then,
with a smile of thanks that set my
brain all afloat, "Oh, dear me!" exclaimed
she, "you are hurt!" "Hurt!"
I said, looking so bewildered, I suppose,
that she couldn't help laughing.
"Tippoo is very stupid," continued
she, smiling, "because he is out of his
own country, I think. You shall
have no sugar to-night, cockatoo, for
biting your friends."
"Were you—ever in India—madam?"
I stammered out. "Not
since I was a child," she answered;
but just then I saw the figure of the
Nabob sauntering down the garden,
and said I had particular business,
and must be off. "You are very
busy here, sir?" said the charming
young creature archly. "You are
longing till you go to sea, I daresay—like
Tippoo and me." "You!"
said I, staring at the keyhole, whilst
she caught my eye, and blushed a little,
as I thought. "Yes, we are going—I
long to see India again, and I remember
the sea too, like a dream."
Oh heavens! thought I, when I
heard the old gentleman call out,
"Lota! Lota beebee-lee! Kabultah,
meetoowah?"[14]
and away she vanished
behind the door, with a smile to myself.
The tone of the Judge's voice,
and his speaking Hindoo, showed he
was fond of his daughter at any rate.
Off I went, too, as much confused as
before, only for the new thought in my
head. "The sea, the sea!" I shouted,
as soon as out of hearing, and felt the
wind, as 'twere, coming from aft at
last, like the first ripple. "Yes, by
George!" said I, "outward bound for
a thousand. I'll go, if it was before
the mast." All at once I remembered
I didn't know the ship's name, or
when. Next day, and the next again,
I was skulking about my old place,
but nobody appeared—not so much as
a shadow inside the keyhole. At last
one evening, just as I was going away,
the door opened; I sauntered slowly
along, when, instead of the charming
Lota, out came the flat brown turban
of an ugly kitmagar, with a mustache,
looking round to see who was there.
"Salaam, sah 'b," said the brown fellow,
holding the door behind him with
one paw. "Burra judge sahib bhote
bhote salaam send uppiser[15] sah 'b—'ope
not dekhe[16] after sahib cook-maid."
"Joot baht, hurkut-jee,"[17] said I,
laughing. "Sah 'b been my coontree?"
inquired the Bengalee more politely.
"Jee, yes," I said, wishing to draw him
out. "I Inglitch can is-peek," continued
the dark footman, conceitedly;
"ver well sah 'b, but one damned misfortune
us for come i-here. Baud
carry make—plenty too much poork—too
much graug drink. Turmeric—chili—banana
not got—not coco-tree
got—pah! Baud coontree, too much
i-cold, sah 'b?" "Curse the rascal's
impudence," I thought, but I asked
him if he wasn't going back. "Yis,
sah 'b, such baht[18] A-il-alàh! Mohummud
burra Meer-kea. Bote too
much i-smell my coontree." "When
are you going?" I asked carelessly.
"Two day this time, sah 'b." "Can
you tell me the name of the ship?"
I went on. The Kitmagar looked at
me slyly, stroked his mustache, and
meditated; after which he squinted at
me again, and his lips opened so as to
form the magic word, "Buckshish?"
"Jee," said I, holding out a crown-piece,
"the ship's name and the harbour?"
"Se," began he; the coin
touched his palm,—"ring;" his fingers
closed on it, and "Patahm,"
dropped from his leathery lips. "The
Seringapatam?" I said. "Ahn, sah 'b."
"London, eh?" I added; to which he
returned another reluctant assent, as
if it wasn't paid for, and I walked off.
However, I had not got round the
corner before I noticed the figure of
the old gentleman himself looking
after me from the doorway; his
worthy Kitmagar salaaming to the
ground, and no doubt giving information
how the "cheep uppiser" had
tried to pump him to no purpose. The
Nabob looked plainly as suspicious
as if I had wanted to break into his
house, since he held his hand over his
eyes to watch me out of sight.
At night, I told my mother and
sister I should be off to London next
day, for sea. What betwixt their vexation
at losing me, and their satisfaction
to see me more cheerful, with
talking over matters, we sat up half
the night. I was so ashamed, though,
to tell them what I intended, considering
what a fool's chase it would
seem to any one but myself, that I
kept all close; and, I am sorry to say,
I was so full of my love-affair, with
the wild adventure of it, the sea, and
everything besides, as not to feel their
anxiety enough. How it was to turn
out I didn't know; but somehow or
other I was resolved I'd contrive
to make a rope if I couldn't find
one: at the worst, I might carry
the ship, gain over the men, or turn
pirate and discover an island. Early in
the morning I packed my traps, drew
a cheque for my prize-money, got the
coach, and bowled off for London, to
knock up Bob Jacobs, my sea godfather;
this being the very first step, as it
seemed to me, in making the plan
feasible. Rough sort of confidant as
he may look, there was no man living
I would have trusted before him for
keeping a secret. Bob was true as
the topsail sheets; and if you only
gave him the course to steer, without
any of the "puzzlements," as he called
the calculating part, he would stick
to it, blow high, blow low. He was
just the fellow I wanted, for the lee
brace as it were, to give my weather
one a purchase, even if I had altogether
liked the notion of setting off all alone
on what I couldn't help suspecting
was a sufficiently hare-brained scheme
as it stood; and, to tell the truth, it
was only to a straightforward, simple-hearted
tar like Jacobs that I could
have plucked up courage to make it
known. I knew he would enter into
it like a reefer volunteering for a
cutting out, and make nothing of the
difficulties—especially when a love
matter was at the bottom of it: the
chief question was how to discover
his whereabouts, as Wapping is rather
a wide word. I adopted the expedient
of going into all the tobacco-shops
to inquire after Jacobs, knowing him
to be a more than commonly hard
smoker, and no great drinker ashore.
I was beginning to be tired out, however,
and give up the quest, when,
at the corner of a lane near the docks,
I caught sight of a little door adorned
with what had apparently been part
of a ship's figure-head—the face of a
nymph or nereid, four times as large
as life, with tarnished gilding, and a
long wooden pipe in her mouth that
had all the effect of a bowsprit, being
stayed up by a piece of marline to a
hook in the wall, probably in order to
keep clear of people's heads. The
words painted on its two head-boards,
as under a ship's bow, were "Betsy
Jacobs," and "licensed" on the top of
the door; the window was stowed
full of cakes of cavendish, twists of
negrohead, and coils of pigtail; so
that, having heard my old shipmate
speak of a certain Betsey, both as
sweetheart and partner, I made at
once pretty sure of having lighted, by
chance, on his very dry-dock, and
went in without more ado. I found
nobody in the little shop, but a rough
voice, as like as possible to Jacobs'
own, was chanting the sea-song of
"Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory
we steer," in the back-room, in a
curious sleepy kind of drone, interrupted
every now and then by the
suck of his pipe, and a mysterious
thumping sound, which I could only
account for by the supposition that
the poor fellow was mangling clothes,
or gone mad. I was obliged to kick
on the counter with all my might,
in competition, before an eye was
applied from inside to the little window;
after which, as I expected, the head
of Jacobs was thrust out of the door,
his hair rough, three days' beard on
his chin, and he in his shirt and
trousers. "Hisht!" said he, in a
low voice, not seeing me distinctly
for the light, "you're not callin' the
watch, my lad! Hold on a bit, and
I'll sarve your orders directly." After
another stave of "Hearts of oak are
our ships," &c. in the same drawl,
and a still more vigorous thumping
than before, next minute out came
Bob again; with a wonderful air of
importance, though, and drawing in
one hand, to my great surprise, the
slack of a line of "half-inch," on
which he gave now and then a tug and
an ease off, as he came forward, like a
fellow humouring a newly-hooked fish.
"Now, then, my hearty!" said he,
shading his eyes with the other hand,
"bear a—" "Why, Jacobs, old
ship," I said, "what's this you're
after? Don't you know your old
apprentice, eh?"
Jacobs looked at my cap and
epaulette, and gave out his breath in
a whistle, the only other sign of
astonishment being, that he let go
his unaccountable-looking piece of
cord. "Lord bless me, Master Ned!"
said he—"I axes pardon, Lieutenant
Collins, your honour!" "Glad you
know me this time, Bob, my lad,"
said I, looking round,—"and a comfortable
berth you've got of it, I
daresay. But what the deuce are
you about in there? You haven't a
savage too, like some friends of yours
I fell in with a short time ago! Or
perhaps a lion or a tiger, eh, Jacobs?"
"No, no, your honour—lions be blowed!"
replied he, laughing, but fiddling
with his hands all the while, and
standing between me and the room,
as if half ashamed. "'Tis ownly the
tiller-ropes of a small craft I am left in
charge of, sir. But won't ye sit down,
your honour, till such time as my old
'ooman comes aboard to relieve me,
sir? Here's a cheer, and maybe you'd
make so free for to take a pipe of
prime cavendish, your honour?"
"Let's have a look into your cabin,
though, Bob my man," said I, curious
to know what was the secret; when
all at once a tremendous squall from
within let me sufficiently into it. The
sailor had been rocking the cradle,
with a fine little fellow of a baby in
it, and a line made fast to keep it in
play when he served the shop. "All
the pitch 's in the fire now, your honour,"
said he, looking terribly non-plussed;
"I've broached him to, and
he's all aback till his mammy gets a
hold of him." "A good pipe the
little rogue's got though," said I,
"and a fine child he is, Jacobs—do
for a bo'sun yet." "Why, yes, sir,"
said he, rubbing his chin with a
gratified smile, as the urchin kicked,
threw out his arms, and roared like
to break his heart; "I'm thinking
he's a sailor all over, by natur', as one
may say. He don't like a calm no
more nor myself; but that's the odds
of bein' ashore, where you needs to
keep swinging the hammocks by hand,
instead of havin' it done for you, sir."
In the midst of the noise, however,
we were caught by the sudden appearance
of Mistress Jacobs herself—a
good-looking young woman, with a
market-basket full of bacon and
greens, and a chubby little boy holding
by her apron, who came through
the shop. The first thing she did
was to catch up the baby out of the
cradle, and begin hushing it, after
one or two side-glances of reproach at
her husband, who attempted to cover
his disgrace by saying, "Betsy, my
girl, where's your manners? why
don't you off hats to the leftenant?—it's
my wife, your honour." Mrs
Jacobs curtseyed twice very respectfully,
though not particularly fond of
the profession, as I found afterwards;
and I soon quite gained her smiles
and good graces by praising her child,
with the remark that he was too
pretty ever to turn out a sailor; for,
sharp as mothers are to detect this sort
of flattery to anybody else's bantling,
you always find it take wonderfully
with respect to their own. Whenever
Jacobs and I were left to ourselves, I
struck at once into my scheme—the
more readily for feeling I had the
weather-hand of him in regard of his
late appearance. It was too ridiculous,
the notion of one of the best
foretopmen that ever passed a weather-earing
staying at home to rock his
wife's cradle and attend the shop; and
he was evidently aware of it as I went
on. It was a little selfish, I daresay,
and Mrs Jacobs would perhaps have
liked me none the better for it; but I
proposed to him to get a berth in the
Indiaman, sail with me for Bombay,
and stand by for a foul hitch in something
or other. "Why, sir," said he,
"it shan't be said of Bob Jacobs he
were ever the man to hang back
where a matter was to be done that
must be done. I doesn't see the
whole bearings of it as yet, but ounly
you give the orders, sir, and I'll stick
to 'em." "'Tis a long stretch between
this and Bombay, Jacobs,"
said I, "and plenty of room for
chances." "Ay, ay, sir, no doubt,"
said he, "ye can talk the length of
the best bower cable." "More than
that, Bob my lad," said I, "I know
these Company men; if they once
get out of their regular jog, they're as
helpless as a pig adrift on a grating;
and before they grow used to sailing
out of convoy, with no frigates to
whip them in, depend upon it Mother
Carey[19]
will have to teach them a new
trick or two." "Mayhap, sir," put
in Jacobs, doubtfully, "the best thing
'ud be if they cast the ship away
altogether, as I've seen done myself
for the matter of an insurance. Ye
know, sir, they lets it pass at Lloyd's
now the war's over, seein' it brings
custom to the underwriters, if so be
ounly it don't come over often for the
profits. Hows'ever it needs a good
seaman to choose his lee-shore well,
no doubt." "Oh!" answered I,
laughing, "but the chances are, all
hands would want to be Robinson
Crusoe at once! No, no,—only let's
get aboard, and take things as they
come." "What's the ship's name,
sir?" inquired Jacobs, sinking his
voice, and looking cautiously over his
shoulder toward the door. "The
Seringapatam,—do you know her?"
I said. "Ay, ay, sir, well enough,"
said he, readily,—"a lump of a ship
she is, down off Blackwall in the
stream with two more—country-built,
and tumbles home rather much
from below the plank-sheer for a
sightly craft, besides being flat in the
eyes of her, and round in the counter,
just where she shouldn't, sir.
Them Parchee Bombay ship-wrights
does clap on a lot of onchristien
flummeries and gilt mouldings, let
alone quarter-galleries fit for the
king's castle!" "In short, she's tea-waggon
all over," said I, "and just
as slow and as leewardly, to boot, as
teak can make her?" "Her lines is
not that bad, though, your honour,"
continued Jacobs, "if you just knocked
off her poop,—and she'd bear a
deal o' beating for a sea-boat. They've
got a smart young mate, too; for I
seed him t'other day a-sending up
the yards, and now she's as square as
a frigate, all ready to drop down
river." The short and long of it was,
that I arranged with my old shipmate,
who was fully bent on the cruise,
whether Mrs Jacobs should approve
or not, that, somehow or other, we
should both ship our hammocks on
board of the Seringapatam—he before
the mast, and I wherever I could get.
On going to the agent's, however—which
I did as soon as I could change
my uniform for plain clothes—I found,
to my great disappointment, from a
plan of the accommodations, that not
only were the whole of the poop-cabins
taken, but those on the lower-deck
also. Most of the passengers, I
ascertained, were ladies, with their
children and nurses, going back to India,
and raw young cadets, with a few
commercial and civilian nondescripts;
there were no troops or officers, and
room enough, except for one gentleman
having engaged the entire poop,
at an immense expense, for his own
use. This I, of course, supposed was
the Nabob, but the clerk was too close
to inform me. "You must try another
ship, sir," said he, coolly, as he
shut the book. "Sorry for it, but we
have another to sail in a fortnight. A.1,
sir; far finer vessel—couple of hundred
tons larger—and sails faster." "You
be hanged!" muttered I, walking out;
and a short time after I was on board.
The stewards told me as much again;
but on my slipping a guinea into the
fingers of one, he suddenly recollected
there was a gentleman in state-room
No. 14, starboard side of the main
skylight, who, being alone, might
perhaps be inclined to take a chum, if
I dealt with him privately. "Yankee,
sir, he is," said the steward, by way
of a useful hint. However, I didn't
need the warning: at sight of the individual's
long nose, thin lips, and
sallow jaw-bones, without a whisker
on his face, and his shirt-collar turned
down, as he sat overhauling his traps
beside the carronade, which was
tethered in the state-room, with its
muzzle through the port. He looked
a good deal like a jockey beside his
horse; or, as a wit of a schoolboy
cadet said afterwards, the Boston
gentleman calling himself Daniel
Snout, Esquire—like Daniel praying
in the lion's den, and afraid it might
turn round or roar. I must say the
idea didn't quite delight me, nor the
sight of a fearful quantity of luggage
which was stowed up against the bulkhead;
but after introducing myself,
and objecting to the first few offers, I
at last concluded a bargain with the
American for a hundred and twenty
guineas, which, he remarked, was
"considerable low, I prognosticate,
mister!" "However," said he, "I
expect you're a conversationable individual
a little: I allowed for that,
you know, mister. One can't do
much of a trade at sea—that's a fact;
and I calculate we'll swap information
by the way. I'm water-pruff, I tell
you, as all our nation is. You'll not
settle at Bumbay, I reckon, mister?"
But though I meant to pay my new
messmate in my own coin at leisure
afterwards, and be as frank and open
as day with him—the only way to
meet a Yankee—I made off at present
as fast as possible to bring my things
aboard, resolving to sleep at Blackwall,
and then to stow myself out of
sight for sick, until there was somebody
to take off the edge of his confounded
talk.
Next afternoon, accordingly, I found
myself once more afloat, the Indiaman
dropping down with the first
breeze. The day after, she was running
through the Downs with it pretty
strong from north-east, a fair wind—the
pilot-boat snoring off close-hauled
to windward, with a white spray over
her nose; and the three dungaree topsails
of the Seringapatam lifting and
swelling, as yellow as gold, over her
white courses in the blue Channel haze.
The breeze freshened, till she rolled
before it, and everything being topsy-turvy
on deck, the lumber in the way,
the men as busy as bees setting her
ship-shape—it would have been as
much as a passenger's toes were worth
to show them from below; so that I
was able to keep by myself, just
troubling my seamanship so much as
to stand clear of the work. Enjoy it
I did, too; by Jove, the first sniff of
the weather was enough to make me
forget what I was there for. I was
every now and then on the point of
fisting a rope, and singing out with
the men; till at length I thought it
more comfortable, even for me, to run
up the mizen shrouds when everybody
was forward, where I stowed myself
out of sight in the cross-trees.
About dusk, while I was waiting to
slip down, a stronger puff than ordinary
made them clue up the mizen-royal
from deck, which I took upon
myself to furl off-hand—quick enough
to puzzle a couple of boys that came
aloft for the purpose, especially as, in
the mean time, I had got down upon
the topsail-yardarm out of their notice.
When they got on deck again, I heard
the little fellows telling some of the
men, in a terrified sort of way, how the
mizen-royal had either stowed itself,
or else it was Dick Wilson's ghost,
that fell off the same yard last voyage,—more
by token, he used always to
make fast the gaskets just that fashion.
At night, however, the wind having
got lighter, with half moonlight, there
was a muster of some passengers on
deck, all sick and miserable, as they
tried to keep their feet, and have the
benefit of air,—the Yankee being as
bad as the worst. I thought it
wouldn't do for me to be altogether
free, and accordingly stuck fast by Mr
Snout, with my head over the quarter-deck
bulwarks, looking into his face,
and talking away to him, asking all
sorts of questions about what was
good for sea-sickness, then giving a
groan to prevent myself laughing,
when the spray splashed up upon his
"water-pruff" face, he responding to
it as Sancho Panza did to Don
Quixote, when the one examined the
other's mouth after a potion. All he
could falter out was, how he wondered
I could speak at all when sick. "Oh!
oh dear!" said I, with another howl.
"Yes,—'tis merely because I can't
think! And I daresay you are
thinking so much you can't talk—the
sea is so full of meditation, as Lord
Byron—Oh—oh—this water will
be the death of me!" "I feel as if—the
whole—tarnation Atlantic was—inside
of my bowls!" gasped he
through his nostrils. "Oh!" I could
not help putting in, as the ship and
Mr Snout both gave a heave up, "and
coming out of you!"
During all this time I had felt so
sure of my ground as scarcely to
trouble myself about the Bengal judge
and his fairy treasure of a daughter;
only in the midst of the high spirits
brought up by the breeze, I hugged
myself now and then at the thought
of their turning out by degrees as things
got settled, and my having such openings
the whole voyage through as one
couldn't miss in four or five months.
Nobody would suspect the raw chap
I looked, with smooth hair and a high
collar, of any particular cue: I must
say there was a little vanity at the
bottom of it, but I kept thinking more
and more how snug and quietly I'd
enjoy all that went on, sailing on one
tack with the passengers and the old
Nabob himself, and slipping off upon
the other when I could come near the
charming young Lota. The notion
looks more like what some scamp of
a reefer, cruising ashore, would have
hit upon, than suits my taste now-a-days;
but the cockpit had put a spice
of the imp in me, which I never got
clear of till this very voyage, as you
shall see, if we get through with the
log of it. 'Twas no use, as I found,
saying what one should have to do,
except put heart into it,—with wind,
sea, and a love affair to manage all at
once, after making a tangled coil instead
of one all clear and above-board.
The first time I went down into the
cuddy was that evening to tea, where
all was at sixes and sevens like the
decks; the lamps ill trimmed, stewards
out of the way, and a few lads
trying to bear up against their stomachs
by the help of brandy and biscuits.
The main figure was a jolly-looking
East Indian, an indigo-planter
as he turned out, with a bald forehead,
a hook nose, and his gills covered with
white whiskers that gave him all the
cut of a cockatoo. He had his brown
servant running about on every hand,
and, being an old stager, did his best
to cheer up the rest; but nothing I
saw showed the least sign of the party
I looked after. I was sure I ought to
have made out something of them by
this time, considering the stir such a
grandee as Sir Charles Hyde would
cause aboard: in fact, there didn't
seem to be many passengers in her,
and I began to curse the lying scoundrel
of a Kitmagar for working "Tom
Cox's traverse" on me, and myself for
being a greater ass than I'd fancied.
Indeed I heard the planter mention
by chance that Sir Charles Hyde, the
district judge, had come home last
voyage from India in this very Seringapatam,
which no doubt, I thought, put
the Mahommedan rascal up to his
trick.
I was making up my mind to an
Indian trip, and the pure pleasure of
Daniel Catoson Snout, Esquire's company
for two blessed months, when all
of a sudden I felt the ship bring her
wind a-quarter, with a furious plunge
of the Channel water along her bends,
that made every landsman's bowels
yearn as if he felt it gurgle through
him. One young fellow, more drunk
than sick, gave a wild bolt right over
the cuddy table, striking out with both
arms and legs as if afloat, so as to
sweep half of the glasses down on the
floor. The planter, who was three
cloths in the wind himself, looked
down upon him with a comical air of
pity as soon as he had got cushioned
upon the wreck. "My dear fellow,"
said he, "what do you feel—eh?"
"Feel, you—old blackguard!" stammered
the griffin, "de—dam—dammit,
I feel everything! Goes through—through
my vitals as if—I was a con—founded
whale! C—can't stand it!"
"You've drunk yourself aground, my
boy!" sung out the indigo man;
"stuck fast on the coral—eh? Never
mind, we'll float you off, only don't
flounder that way with your tail!—by
Jove, you scamp, you've ruined
my toe—oh dear!" I left the planter
hopping round on one pin, and holding
the gouty one in his hand, betwixt
laughing and crying: on deck I found
the floating Nab Light bearing broad
on our lee-bow, with Cumberland
Fort glimmering to windward, and
the half moon setting over the Isle
of Wight, while we stood up for
Portsmouth harbour. The old captain,
and most of the officers, were
on the poop for the first time, though
as stiff and uncomfortable from the
sort of land-sickness and lumber-qualms
that sailors feel till things are
in their places, as the landsmen did
until things were out of them. The
skipper walked the weather side by
himself and said nothing: the smart
chief officer sent two men, one after
another, from the wheel for "cows"
that didn't know where their tails
were; and as for the middies, they
seemed to know when to keep out of
the way. In a little, the spars of the
men-of-war at Spithead were to be
seen as we rose; before the end of the
first watch, we were running outside
the Spit Buoy, which was nodding
and plashing with the tide in the last
slant of moonshine, till at last we
rounded to, and down went the anchor
in five fathoms, off the Motherbank.
What the Indiaman wanted at Portsmouth
I didn't know; but, meantime,
I had given up all hopes of the Nabob
being in her, and the only question
with me was, whether I should take
the opportunity of giving all hands the
slip here, even though I left my Yankee
friend disconsolate, and a clear gainer
by dollars beyond count.
Early next morning there were
plenty of wherries looking out for
fares; so, as the Indiaman was not to
sail before the night-ebb, when the
breeze would probably spring up fair
again, I hailed one of them to go
ashore at the Point, for a quiet stroll
over Southsea Common, where I
meant to overhaul the whole bearings
of the case, and think if it weren't
better to go home, and wait the Admiralty's
pleasure for a ship. I hadn't
even seen anything of Jacobs, and
the whole hotel-keeping ways of the
Indiaman began to disgust me, or else
I should have at once decided to take
the chance of seeing Lota Hyde somehow
or other in India; but, again, one
could scarcely endure the notion of
droning on in a frigate without so
much as a Brest lugger to let drive at.
It was about six o'clock; the morning
gun from the guard-ship off the Dockyard
came booming down through the
harbour, the blue offing shone like
silver, and the green tideway sparkled
on every surge, up to where they were
flashing and poppling on the copper of
the frigates at Spithead. I noticed
them crossing yards and squaring;
the farthest out hove up anchor, loosed
fore-topsail, cast her head to starboard,
and fired a gun as she stood slowly out
to sea under all sail, with a light air
freshening abeam. The noble look of
her almost reconciled me of itself to the
service, were it for the mere sake of
having a share in driving such a craft
between wind and water. Just then,
however, an incident turned up in
spite of me, which I certainly didn't
expect, and which had more, even than
I reckoned at the time, to do with my
other adventure; seeing that it made
me, both then and afterwards, do the
direct opposite of what I meant to do,
and both times put a new spoke in my
wheel, as we say at sea here.
I had observed a seventy-four, the
Stratton, lying opposite the Spit Buoy;
on board of which, as the waterman
told me, a court-martial had been held
the day before, where they broke a
first lieutenant for insulting his captain.
Both belonged to one of the
frigates: the captain I had seen, and
heard of as the worst tyrant in the
navy; his ship was called "a perfect
hell afloat;" that same week one of
the boys had tried to drown himself
alongside, and a corporal of marines,
after coming ashore and drinking a
glass with his sweetheart, had coolly
walked down to the Point, jumped in
between two boats at the jetty, and
kept himself under water till he was
dead. The lieutenant had been dismissed
the service, and as I recognised
the name, I wondered whether it could
actually be my schoolfellow, Tom
Westwood, as gallant a fellow and as
merry as ever broke biscuit. Two
sail-boats, one from around the Stratton's
quarter, and the other from over
by Gosport, steering on the same tack
for Southsea, diverted my attention
as I sauntered down to the beach.
The bow of the nearest wherry
grounded on the stones as I began to
walk quicker towards the town-gates,
chiefly because I was pretty ready for
an early breakfast at the old Blue
Posts, and also because I had a slight
notion of what these gentlemen wanted
on Southsea Beach at odd hours. Out
they jumped, however—one man in
naval undress, another, a captain, in
full fig, the third, a surgeon—coming
right athwart my course to bring me
to. The first I almost at once remembered
for the notorious captain of the
Orestes, or N'Oreste, as the midshipmen
called her, from her French build
and her character together. "Hallo,
you sir!" said the other captain decidedly,
"you must stand still." "Indeed!"
said I; "and why so, if you
please?" "Since you are here, we
don't intend allowing you to pass for
some few minutes." "And what if I
should do as I choose, sir?" I asked.
"If you stir two steps, sir, I shall shoot
you!" replied the captain, who was
one of the bullying school. "Oh,
very well," I said, rather confounded
by his impertinence, "then I shall
stay;" and I accordingly stood stock-still,
with my arms folded, until the
other boat landed its party of two.
They were in plain clothes; nor did I
give them any particular attention till
the seconds had stationed their men,
when the captain of the Orestes had
his back to me, and his antagonist
stood directly facing. As his pale
resolved features came out before me
with the morning sun on them, his
lips together, and his nostrils large,
I recognised my old friend Westwood.
The captain had broke him the day
before, and now he had accepted
his challenge, being a known dead
shot, while the lieutenant had never
fired a bullet in cold blood: there
was, no doubt, a settled purpose in
the tyrant to crush the first man
that had dared to thwart his will.
Westwood's second came forward
and mentioned to the other that his
friend was still willing to withdraw
the words spoken in first heat, and
would accordingly fire in the air.
"Coward!" shouted the captain
of the Orestes immediately; "I shall
shoot you through the heart!"
"Sir!" said I to his second, "I will
not look on; and if that gentleman is
shot, I will be witness against you
both as murderers!" I dropped down
behind a stone out of the line of fire,
and to keep my eyes off the devilish
piece of work, though my blood boiled
to knock the fellow down that I was
speaking to. Another minute, and
the suspense was too great for me to
help looking up: just at that moment
I saw how set Westwood's face was:
he was watching his enemy with an
eye that showed to me what the
other's must be—seeking for his life.
The seconds gave the word to each
other in the middle, and dropped two
white handkerchiefs at once with
their hands together; I caught the flash
of Westwood's pistol, when, to my
astonishment, I saw the captain of
the Orestes next moment jerk up his
arm betwixt me and the sky, fire in
the air, and slowly fall back—he was
dead!—shot through the heart. One
glance at his face gave you a notion
of the devilish meaning he had had;
but what was my surprise when his
second walked up to Westwood, and
said to him, "Sir, you are the murderer
of Captain Duncombe;—my
friend fired in the air as you proposed."
"You are mistaken, sir,"
answered Westwood, coldly; "Captain
Duncombe sought my life, and I
have used the privilege of self-defence."
"The surgeon is of my opinion,"
said the other; "and I am
sorry to say that we cannot allow you
to depart." "I shall give myself up
to the authorities at once," said
Westwood. "We have only your
word for that, which I must be permitted,
in such a case, to doubt," replied
the captain, whose evident wish
was to detain Westwood by force or
threats while he sent off his surgeon.
The worst of it was, as I now found,
that since the court-martial and the
challenge, an admiralty order had
arrived, in consideration of several
gallant acts during the war, as well
as private representation, restoring
him to the service: so that he had in
fact called out and shot his superior
officer. As for the charge now brought
forward, it was too absurd for any to
believe it, unless from rage or prejudice;
the case was bad enough, at
any rate, without it.
In the mean time I had exchanged a
word or two with Westwood's friend;
after which, lifting up a second pistol
which lay on the sand, I went up to
the captain. "Sir," said I, "you
used the freedom, a little ago, of
forcing me into your concerns, and I
have seen the end of it. I have now
got to tell you, having watched your
conduct, that either you must submit
to be made fast here for a bit, else,
by the God that made me, I'll
shoot you through the head!" The
captain looked at me, his surgeon
sidled up to him, and, being a man
near my own size, he suddenly tried to
wrench the pistol out of my hands:
however, I had him the next moment
under my knee, while Westwood's
second secured the little surgeon, and
took a few round sea-turns about his
wrists and ancles with a neckerchief.
My companion then gave me a hand
to do the same with his superior
officer—the medico all the time singing
out like a bull, and the captain
threatening—while the dead body lay
stark and stiff behind us, the eyes
wide, the head down, and the breast
up, the hand clenching a pistol, just
as he had fallen. Westwood stood
quite unconscious of everything we
did, only he seemed to be watching
the knees drawn up as they stiffened,
and the sand-flies hovering about the
mouth. "Shall we clap a stopper
between their teeth?" said the second
to me—he had been at sea, but who
he was I never knew—"the surgeon
will be heard on the walls, he
bellows so!" "Never mind," said I,
"we'll just drop them beyond tide-mark—the
lee of the stones yonder."
In fact, from the noise the tide was
making, I question if the shots could
have been heard even by the watermen,
who had prudently sheered out
of sight round a point. I couldn't help
looking, when we had done this, from
the captain's body to his own frigate,
as she was sluing round head on to
us, at single anchor, to the turn of
tide, with her buoy dancing on the
brisk blue sweep of water, and her
figure-head shining in the sunlight.
As soon as we covered over the corpse
with dulse-weed, Westwood started
as if we had taken something away
from him, or freed him of a spell.
"Westwood!" said I, laying my hand
on his shoulder, "you must come
along with me." He said nothing,
but followed us quietly round to the
wherries, where I told the watermen
that the other party had gone a different
way to keep clear, and we
wanted them to pull for Gosport. At
Gosport we had Westwood rigged out
in black clothes, his hair cropped, and
whiskers shaved off—as I thought it
the fittest thing for his case, and what
he could best carry out, to go aboard
of the Indiaman with me as if he were
a missionary. Poor fellow! he didn't
know what he was. So, having
waited till dusk, to let the watermen
lose our track, and his friend having
posted off for Dover, he and I both got
safe over to the Seringapatam, where
I had him stowed in the first empty
state-room I found. I had actually
forgot, through the excitement, all
about my missing my first chase: from
one hour to another I kept watching
the tide-marks ashore, and the dog-vane
on the ship's quarter, all impatience
to hear the word given for "all
hands up anchor," and hoping our
worthy friends on Southsea Beach
were still within hearing of the Channel
flood. At last the order did come;
round went the capstan merrily
enough, till she had hove short and
up; the anchor was catted, and off
went the lumbering old craft through
the Solent about midnight, before a
fine rattling breeze, in company with
six or seven others, all running for
the Needles. They were loosing the
Indiaman's royals when I heard a gun
from the guard-ship in harbour; and a
little after up went a rocket, signalling
to some frigate or other at Spithead;
and away they kept at it, with
lights from the telegraph to her masthead,
for several minutes. "All's
up!" thought I, "and both Westwood
and myself are in for it!"
Next morning at daybreak, accordingly,
no sooner did the dawn serve to
show us the Portland Light going out
on the weather quarter, with a whole
fleet of Channel craft and Mediterranean
brigs about us, we surging
through it as fast as the Indiaman could
go,—than there was a fine forty-four
standing off and on right in our course,
in fact the very identical Orestes herself!
She picked us out in a moment—bore
up, stood across our weather-bow,
and hailed. "What ship's
that?" said the first Luff in her mizen
rigging.
"The Seringapatam, Honourable
Company's ship, Captain Williamson!"
sung out our first officer, with
his cap off. "Heave to, till I send
a boat aboard of you!" hailed the
naval man, and there we bobbed to
each other with mainyards backed.
In a few minutes a master's mate
with gig's crew was under our lee-quarter,
and the mate came on deck.
"Sir," said he, "the Port Admiral
will thank you to deliver these despatches
for Sir Charles Hyde, who
I believe is aboard." "Certainly,
sir," said the first officer, "they shall
be given to him in an hour's time."
"Good morning, and a fine voyage,"
said the master's mate politely;
and I took the occasion of asking if
Captain Duncombe were on board the
Orestes. "No, sir," answered the
midshipman, "he happens to be ashore
at present." I have seldom felt so
relieved as when I saw the frigate haul
round her mainyard, and go sweeping
off to leeward, while we resumed our
course. By noon we had sunk the
land about Start Point, with a breeze
which it was no use wasting at that
season to take "departures;" and as
the afternoon set in hazy, we were
soon out of sight of Old England for
good. For my part, I was bound Eastward
at last with a witness, and, like
a young bear, again "all my troubles
before me."—"There is two bells
though," interrupted the narrator,
starting. "Let us see what sort of
night it is before the ladies retire."