The next evening our friend the
Captain found his fair audience by
the taffrail increased to a round dozen,
while several of the gentlemen passengers
lounged near, and the chief officer
divided his attention between the gay
group of ladies below and the "fanning"
main-topsail high up, with its
corresponding studding-sail hung far
out aloft to the breeze; the narrative
having by this time contracted a sort
of professional interest, even to his
matter-of-fact taste, which enabled
him to enjoy greatly the occasional
glances of sly humour directed to him
by his superior, for whom he evidently
entertained a kind of admiring respect,
that seemed to be enhanced as he listened.
As for the commander himself,
he related the adventures in
question with a spirit and vividness of
manner that contributed to them no
small charm; amusingly contrasted
with the cool, dry, indifferent sort of
gravity of countenance, amidst which
the keen gray seawardly eye, under
the peak of the naval cap, kept changing
and twinkling as it seemed to run
through the experience of youth again—sometimes
almost approaching to
an undeniable wink. The expression
of it at this time, however, was more
serious, while it appeared to run along
the dotted reef-band of the mizen-topsail
above, as across the entry in
a log-book, and as if there were something
interesting to come.
"Well, my dear captain," asked his
matronly relative, "what comes next?
You and your friend had picked up a—a-what
was it now!"
"Ah! I remember, ma'am," said the
naval man, laughing; "the bottle—that
was where I was. Well, as you
may conceive, this said scrap of penmanship
in the bottle did take both of
us rather on end; and for two or three
minutes Westwood and I sat staring
at each other and the uncouth-looking
fist, in an inquiring sort of way, like
two cocks over a beetle. Westwood,
for his part, was doubtful of its being
the Planter at all; but the whole
thing, when I thought of it, made
itself as clear to me, so far, as two
half-hitches, and the angrier I was at
myself for being done by a frog-eating,
bloody-politeful set of Frenchmen like
these. Could we only have clapped
eyes on the villanous thieving craft
at the time, by Jove! if I wouldn't
have manned a boat from the Indiaman,
leave or no leave, and boarded
her in another fashion! But where
they were now, what they meant, and
whether we should ever see them
again, heaven only knew. For all we
could say, indeed, something strange
might have turned up at home in
Europe—a new war, old Boney got
loose once more, or what not—and I
could scarce fall asleep for guessing
and bothering over the matter, as
restless as the first night we cruised
down Channel in the old Pandora."
Early in the morning-watch a sudden
stir of the men on deck woke me, and I
bundled up in five minutes' time. But
it was only the second mate setting
them to wash decks, and out they came
from all quarters, yawning, stretching
themselves, and tucking up their
trousers, as they passed the full
buckets lazily along; while a couple
of boys could be seen hard at work to
keep the head-pump going, up against
the gray sky over the bow. However,
I was so anxious to have the
first look-out ahead, that I made a
bold push through the thick of it for
the bowsprit, where I went out till I
could see nothing astern of me but the
Indiaman's big black bows and figurehead,
swinging as it were round the
spar I sat upon, with the spread of
her canvass coming dim after me out
of the fog, and a lazy snatch of foam
lifting to her cut-water, as the breeze
died away. The sun was just beginning
to rise; ten minutes before, it
had been almost quite dark; there was
a mist on the water, and the sails
were heavy with dew; when a circle
began to open round us, where the
surface looked as smooth and dirty as
in a dock, the haze seeming to shine
through, as the sunlight came sifting
through it, like silver gauze. You saw
the big red top of the sun glare against
the water-line, and a wet gleam of
crimson came sliding from one smooth
blue swell to another; while the back
of the haze astern turned from blue
to purple, and went lifting away into
vapoury streaks and patches. All of
a sudden the ship came clear out aloft
and on the water, with her white
streak as bright as snow, her fore-royal
and truck gilded, her broad foresail
as red as blood, and every face on
deck shining as they looked ahead,
where I felt like a fellow held up on a
toasting-fork, against the fiery wheel
the sun made ere clearing the horizon.
Two or three strips of cloud melted in
it like lumps of sugar in hot wine;
and, after overhauling the whole seaboard
round and round, I kept straining
my eyes into the light, with the
notion there was something to be seen
in that quarter, but to no purpose;
there wasn't the slightest sign of the
brig or any other blessed thing. What
struck me a little, however, was the
look of the water just as the fog was
clearing away: the swell was sinking
down, the wind fallen for the time to
a dead calm; and when the smooth
face of it caught the light full from
aloft, it seemed to come out all over
long-winding wrinkles and eddies,
running in a broad path, as it were,
twisted and woven together, right into
the wake of the sunrise. When I came
inboard from the bowsprit, big Harry
and another grumpy old salt were
standing by the bitts, taking a forecastle
observation, and gave me a
squint, as much as to ask if I had come
out of the east, or had been trying to
pocket the flying-jib-boom. "D'you
notice anything strange about the
water at all?" I asked in an offhand
sort of way, wishing to see if the
men had remarked aught of what I
suspected. The old fellow gave me
a queer look out of the tail of his eye,
and the ugly man seemed to be measuring
me from head to foot. "No,
sir," said the first, carelessly; "can't
say as how I does,"—while Harry
coolly commenced sharpening his
sheath-knife on his shoe. "Did you
ever hear of currents hereabouts?"
said I to the other man. "Hereaway!"
said he; "why, bless ye, sir,
it's unpossible as I could ha' heer'd tell
on sich a thing, 'cause, ye see, sir, there
an't none so far out at sea, sir—al'ays
axin' your parding, ye know, sir!"
while he hitched up his trousers and
looked aloft, as if there were somewhat
wrong about the jib-halliards.
The Indiaman by this time had
quite lost steerage-way, and came
sheering slowly round, broadside to
the sun, while the water began to
glitter like a single sheet of quicksilver,
trembling and swelling to the firm
edge of it far off; the pale blue sky
filling deep aloft with light, and a long
white haze growing out of the horizon
to eastward. I kept still looking over
from the fore-chains with my arms
folded, and an eye to the water on the
starboard side, next the sun, where, just
a fathom or two from the bright copper
of her sheathing along the water-line,
you could see into it. Every now
and then little bells and bubbles, as I
thought, would come up in it and
break short of the surface; and sometimes
I fancied the line of a slight
ripple, as fine as a rope-yarn, went
turning and glistening, round one of
the ship's quarters, across her shadow.
Just then the old sailor behind me
shoved his face over the bulwark, too,
all warts and wrinkles, like a ripe
walnut-shell, with a round knob of a
nose in the middle of it, and seemed
to be watching to see it below,
when he suddenly squirted his tobacco-juice
as far out as possible
alongside, and gave his mouth a wipe
with the back of his tarry yellow
hand; catching my eye in a shame-faced
sort of way, as I glanced first at
him and then at his floating property.
I leant listlessly over the rail, watching
the patch of oily yellow froth, as
it floated quietly on the smooth face
of the water; till all at once I started
to observe that beyond all question it
had crept slowly away past our starboard
bow, clear of the ship, and at
last melted into the glittering blue
brine. The two men noticed my attention,
and stared along with me;
while the owner of the precious cargo
himself kept looking after it wistfully
into the wake of the sunlight, as if he
were a little hurt; then aloft and
round about, in a puzzled sort of
way, to see if the ship hadn't perhaps
taken a sudden sheer to port. "Why,
my man," I said, meeting his oyster-like
old sea-eye, "what's the reason
of that?—perhaps there is some current
or other here, after all, eh?"
Just as he meant to answer, however,
I noticed his watch-mate give him a
hard shove in the ribs with his huge
elbow, and a quick screw of his
weather top-light, while he kept the
lee one doggedly fixed on myself. I
accordingly walked slowly aft as if to
the quarterdeck, and came round the
long-boat again, right abreast of them.
Harry was pacing fore and aft with
his arms folded, when his companion
made some remark on the heat, peering
all about him, and then right up
into the air aloft. "Well then,
shipmate," said Harry, dabbing his
handkerchief back into his tarpaulin
again, "I've seen worse, myself,—ownly,
'twas in the Bight o' Benin,
look ye,—an' afore the end on it,
d'ye see, we hove o'board nine of
a crew, let alone six dozen odds of a
cargo!" "Cargo!" exclaimed his
companion in surprise. "Ay, black
passengers they was, ye know, old
ship!" answered the ugly rascal,
coolly; "an' I tell ye what it is, Jack,
I never sails yet with passengers
aboard, but some'at bad turned up in
the end,—al'ays one or another on
'em's got a foul turn in his conscience,
ye see! I say, 'mate," continued he,
looking round, "didn't ye note that
'ere 'long-shore looking customer as
walked aft just now, with them bloody
soft quest'ns o' his about—" "Why,"
said Jack, "it's him Jacobs and the
larboard watch calls the Green Hand,
an' a blessed good joke they has about
him, to all appearance,—but they keeps
it pretty close." "Close, be d——d!"
growled Harry, "I doesn't like the
cut of his jib, I tell ye, shipmate!
Jist you take my word for it, that
'ere fellow's done some'at bad at
home, or he's bent on some'at bad
afloat—it's all one! Don't ye mark
how he keeps boxhaulin' and skulking
fore an' aft, not to say looking
out to wind'ard every now an'
again, as much as he expected a
sail to heave in sight!" "Well,
I'm blowed but you're right, Harry!"
said the other, taking off his hat to
scratch his head, thoughtfully. "Ay,
and what's more," went on Harry,
"it's just comed ath'art me as how
I've clapped eyes on the chap somewheres
or other afore this—d——n me
if I don't think it was amongst a gang
o' Spanish pirates I saw tried for
their lives and let off, in the Havanney!"
"Thank you, my man!"
thought I, as I leant against the
booms on the other side, "the devil
you did!—a wonder it wasn't in the
Old Bailey, which would have been
more possible, though less romantic,—seeing
in the Havannah I never was!"
The curious thing was that I began
to have a faint recollection, myself, of
having seen this same cross-grained
beauty, or heard his voice, before;
though where and how it was, I
couldn't for the life of me say at the
moment. "Lord bless us, Harry!"
faltered out the old sailor, "ye don't
mean it!—sich a young, soft-looked
shaver, too!" "Them smooth-skinned
sort o' coves is kimmonly the worst,
'mate," replied Harry; "for that
matter ye may be d——d sure he's got
his chums aboard,—an' how does we
know but the ship's sold, from stem
to starn? There's that 'ere black-avizzed
parson, now, and one or two
more aft—cuss me if that 'ere feller
smells brine for the first time! An' as
for this here Bob Jacobs o' yours, blow
me if there an't over many of his kind
in the whole larboard watch, Jack!
A man-o'-war's-man's al'ays a blackguard
out on a man-o'-war, look ye!"
"Why, bless me, shipmate," said
Jack, lowering his voice, "by that
recknin', a man don't know his friends
in this here craft! The sooner we
gives the mate a hint, the better, to
my thinking?" "No, blow me, no,
Jack," said Harry, "keep all fast, or
ye'll kick up a worse nitty, old boy!
Jist you hould on till ye see what's to
turn up,—ownly stand by and look
out for squalls, that's all! There's
the skipper laid up below in his berth,
I hears,—and to my notions, that 'ere
mate of ours is no more but a blessed
soldier, with his navigation an' his
head-work, an' be blowed to him—where's
he runned the ship, I'd like
to know, messmate!" "Well, strike
me lucky if I'm fit to guess!" answered
Jack, gloomily. "No, s'help me
Bob, if he knows hisself!" said Harry.
"But here's, what I says, anyhow,—if
so be we heaves in sight of a pirate,
or bumps ashore on a ileyand i' the
dark, shiver my tawsels if I doesn't
have a clip with a handspike at that
'ere soft-sawderin' young blade in the
straw hat!" "Well, my fine fellow,"
thought I, "many thanks to you
again, but I certainly shall look out
for you!" All this time I couldn't
exactly conceive whether the sulky
rascal really suspected anything of
the kind, or whether he wasn't in fact
sounding his companion, and perhaps
others of the crew, as to how far they
would go in case of an opportunity
for mischief; especially when I heard
him begin to speculate if "that 'ere
proud ould beggar of a naboob, aft
yonder, musn't have a sight o' gould
and jowels aboard with him!" "Why,
for the matter o' that, 'mate," continued
he, "I doesn't signify the
twinklin' of a marlinspike, mind ye,
what lubberly trick they sarves this
here craft,—so be ownly ye can get
anyhow ashore, when all's done! It's
nouther ship-law nor shore-law, look
ye, 'mate, as houlds good on a bloody
dazart!" "Ay, ay, true enough,
bo'," said the other, "but what o'
that?—there an't much signs of a
dazart, I reckon, in this here blue
water!" "Ho!" replied Harry,
rather scornfully, "that's 'cause you
blue-water, long-v'yage chaps isn't up
to them, brother! There's you and
that 'ere joker in the striped slops,
Jack, chaffing away over the side
jist now about a current,—confounded
sharp he thinks hisself, too!—but
d'ye think Harry Foster an't got his
weather-eye open? For my part I
thinks more of the streak o' haze
yonder-away, right across the starboard
bow, nor all the currents in—"
"Ay, ay," said Jack, stretching out
again to look, "the heat, you means?"
"Heat!" exclaimed the ugly topman,
"heat be blowed! Hark ye, 'mate,
it may be a strip o' cloud, no doubt,
or the steam over a sand-bank,—but
so be the calm lasts so long, and you
sees that 'ere streak again by sundown,
with a touch o' yallow in't—"
"What—what, shipmate?" asked
Jack, breathless with anxiety. "Then,
dammee, it's the black coast iv Africay,
and no mistake!" said Harry. "And
what's more," continued the fellow,
coolly, after taking a couple of short
turns, "if there be's a current, why,
look ye, it'll set dead in to where the
land lays—an' I'm blessed if there's
one aboard, breeze or no breeze, as is
man enough for to take her out o'
the suck of a Africane current!" "The
Lord be with us!" exclaimed the
other sailor, in alarm, "what's to be
done, Harry, bo',—when d'ye mean
for to let them know, aft?" "Why,
maybe I'm wrong, ye know, old
ship," said Harry, "an' a man musn't
go for to larn his betters, ye know,—by
this time half o' the watch has a
notion on it, at any rate. There's
Dick White, Jack Jones, Jim Sidey,
an' a few more Wapping men, means
to stick together in case o' accidents—so
d—n it, Jack, man, ye needn't be in
sich an a taking! What the—"
(here he came out with a regular string
of topgallant oaths,) "when you finds
a good chance shoved into your fist,
none o' your doin', an't a feller to haul
in the slack of it 'cause he's got a tarry
paw, and ships before the mast? I
tell ye what it is, old ship, 'tan't the
first time you an' me's been cast
away, an' I doesn't care the drawin'
of a rope-yarn, in them here latitudes,
if I'm cast away again! Hark 'ye,
ould boy,—grog to the masthead, a
grab at the passengers' wallibles,
when they han't no more use for 'em,
in course—an' the pick on the ladies,
jist for the takin' o' them ashore!"
"Lord love ye, Harry, belay there!"
said Jack, "what's the good o' talkin'
on what an't like to be?" "Less
like things turns up!" said Harry.
"More by token, if I hasn't pitched
upon my fancy lass a'ready—an'
who knows, old ship, but you marries
a naboob's darter yet, and gets yourself
shoved all square, like a rig'lar
hare, into his heestate, as they calls
it? For my part, I've more notion of
the maid! An' it'll go hard with
me if we doesn't manage to haul that
'ere mishynar' parson safe ashore on
the strength of it!" "God bless ye,
Harry," answered Jack, somewhat
mournfully, "I'm twice spliced
already!" "Third time's lucky,
though," replied Harry, with a chuckle,
as he walked towards the side again,
and looked over; the rest of the
watch being gathered on the other
bow, talking and laughing; the passengers
beginning to appear on the
poop, and the Scotch second-mate
standing up aft on the taffrail, feeling
for a breath of wind. The big topman
came slowly back to his companion,
and leant himself on the spars
again. "Blowed if I don't think you're
right, 'mate," said he, "you and that
'ere lawyer. You'd a'most say there's
a ripple round her larboard bow just
now, sure enough—like she were
broadside on to some drift or another.
Hows'ever, that's nouther here nor
there,—for my part, I sets more count
by the look o' the sky to east'ard,
an' be blowed, shipmate, if that same
yonder don't make me think o' woods!"
"Well," said Jack, "I goes by sunrise,
messmate, an' I didn't like it
overmuch myself, d'ye see! That
'ere talk o' yours, Harry, consarnin'
dazarts and what not—why, bless me,
it's all my eye,—this bout, at any
rate—seein' as how, if we doesn't have
a stiff snuffler out o' that very quarter
afore twenty-four hours is over, you
call me lubber!" "Ho, ho! old salt,"
chuckled Harry, "none o' them saws
holds good hereaway, if its the coast
of Africay—d——n it, 'mate, two
watches 'll settle our hash in them
longitudes, without going the length
o' six! Han't I knocked about the
bloody coast of it six weeks at a time,
myself, let alone livin' as many months
in the woods?—so I knows the breedin'
of a turnady a cussed sight too well, not
to speak on the way the land-blink
looms afore you sights it!" "Lived
in them there woods, did ye?" inquired
Jack. "Ay, bo', an' a rum
rig it was too, sure enough," said
Harry; "the very same time I tould
you on, i' the Bight o' Benin." "My
eye!" exclaimed the other, "a man
never knows what he may come to.
Let's into the rights of it, Harry,
carn't ye, afore eight-bells strikes?"
"Woods!" said Harry, "I b'lieve ye,
ould ship. I see'd enough o' woods,
that time, arter all!—and 'twan't that
long agone, either—I'll not say how
long, but it wan't last v'yage. A sharp,
clinker-built craft of a schooner she
wor, I'm not goin' to give ye her right
name, but they called her the Lubber-hater,[13]—an'
if there wan't all sorts on
as aboard, it's blaming ye—an' a big
double-jinted man-eatin' chap of a
Yankee was our skipper, as sly as
slush—more by token, he had a wart
alongside o' one eye as made him look
two ways at ye—Job Price by name—an'
arter he'd made his fortin, I
heard he's took up a tea-total chapel
afloat on the Missishippey. She'd got
a hell of a long nose, that 'ere schooner,
so my boy we leaves everything astarn,
chase or race, I promise ye; an' as
for a blessed ould ten-gun brig what
kept a-cruising thereaway, why, we
jest got used to her, like, and al'ays
lowers our mainsail afore takin' the
wind of her, by way o' good bye, quite
perlite. 'Blowed if it warn't rum,
though, for to see the brig's white
figger'ed over the swell, rollin' under
a cloud o' canvass, sten-s'ls crowded
out alow an' aloft, as she jogged arter
us! Then she'd haul her wind and
fire a gun, an' go beating away up in
chase of some other craft, as caught
the chance for runnin' out whenever
they sees the Lubber-hater well to
sea—why, s'elp me Bob, if the traders
on the coast didn't pay Job Price half
a dozen blacks a piece every trip, jist
for to play that 'ere dodge! At last,
one time, not long after I joined the
craft, what does he do but nigh-hand
loses her an' her cargo, all owin' to
reckonin' over much on this here
traverse. Out we comes one night in
the tail of a squall, an' as soon as it
clears, there sure enough we made out
the brig, hard after us, as we thinks,—so
never a rag more Job claps on,
'cause two of his friends, ye see, was
jist outside the bar in the Noon river.
Well, bloody soon the cruiser begins
to overhaul us, as one gaff-taups'l
wouldn't do, nor yet another, till the
flying-jib and bonnets made her walk
away from them in right 'arnest,—when
slap comes a long-shot that
took the fore-topmast out of us in a
twinkling. So when the moonlight
comed out, lo an' behold, instead o'
the brig's two masts stiff and straight
against the haze, there was three
spanking sticks all ataunto, my boy,
in a fine new sloop-o'-war as had fresh
came on the station—the Irish, they
called her—and a fast ship she wor.
But all said and done, the schooner
had the heels of her in aught short of
a reef-taups'l breeze,—though, as for
the other two, the sloop-o'-war picked
off both on 'em in the end." At this
point of the fellow's account, I, Ned
Collins, began to prick up my ears,
pretty sure it was the dear old Iris he
was talking of; and thought I, "Oho,
my mate, we shall have you directly,—listening's
fair with a chap of this
breed."
"Well," said he, "'twas the next
trip after that, we finds the coast clear,
as commonly was—for, d'ye see, they
couldn't touch us if so be we hadn't a
slave aboard,—in fact, we heerd as
how the cruiser was up by Serry Lony,
and left some young lufftenant or
other on the watch with a sort o'
lateen-rigged tender. A precious raw
chap he was, by all accounts,—and
sure enough, there he kept plying off
and on, inshore, 'stead of out of sight
to seaward till the craft would make
a bolt; an' as soon as ye dropped an
anchor, he'd send a boat aboard with
a reefer, to ax if ye'd got slaves in the
hold. In course, ye know, Job Price
sends back a message, "palm-ile an'
iv'ry, an' gould if we can,"—h'ists the
Portingee colours, brings up his Portingee
papers, and makes the Portingee
stoo'rd skipper for the spell,—but
anyhow, bein' no less nor three slavers
in the mouth of the Bonny river at
the time, why, he meant to show fight
if need be, and jest manhandle the
young navy sprig to his heart's content.
Hows'ever, the second or third
night, all on a suddent we found he'd
sheered off for decency's sake, as it
might be, an hour or two afore we'd
began to raft off the niggers. Well,
'mate, right in the midst of it there
comes sich a fury of a turnady off the
land, as we'd to slip cable and run
fair out to sea after the other craft
what had got sooner full,—one on 'em
went ashore in sight, an' we not
ninety blacks aboard yet, with barely
a day's water stowed in. The next
morning, out o' sight of land, we got
the sea-breeze, and stood in again
under everything, till we made Fernandy Po
ileyand three leagues off,
or thereby, an' the two ebony-brigs
beating out in company,—so the skipper
stands over across their course
for to give them a hail, heaves to and
pulls aboard the nearest, where he
stays a good long spell and drinks a
stiff glass, as ye may fancy, afore
partin'. Back comes Job Price in
high glee, and tould the mate as how
that mornin' the brigs had fell foul o'
the man-o'-war tender, bottom up,
an' a big Newfoundling dog a-howlin'
on the keel—no doubt she'd turned
the turtle in that 'ere squall—more by
token he brought the dog alongst
with him in a present. So away we
filled again to go in for the Bonny
river, when the breeze fell, and
shortly arter there we was all three
dead becalmed, a couple o'miles betwixt
us, sticking on the water like
flies on glass, an' as hot, ye know, as
blazes—the very moral o' this here.
By sundown we hadn't a drop o'
water, so the skipper sent to the
nearest brig for some; but strike me
lucky if they'd part with a bucketful
for love, bein' out'ard bound. As
the Spanish skipper said, 'twas either
hard dollars or a stout nigger, and
t'other brig said the same. A slight
puff o' land-wind we had in the night,
though next day 'twas as calm as
ever, and the brigs farther off—so by
noon, my boy, for two blessed casks,
if Job Price hadn't to send six blacks
in the boat. Shorter yarn, Jack,—but
the calm held that night too, and
'blowed if the brigs would sell another
breaker—what we had we couldn't
spare to the poor devils under hatches,
and the next day, why, they died off
like rotten sheep, till we hove the last
on 'em o'board; and frightful enough
it was, mind ye, for to see about fifty
sharks at work all round the schooner
at once, as long as it lasted. Well,
in the arternoon we'd just commenced
squabbling aboard amongst ourselves,
round the dreg water, or whether to
board one o' the brigs and have a fair
fight, when off come a bit of a breeze,
betwixt the two high peaks on Fernandy
Po, both the brigs set stensails,
and begins slipping quietly off—our
skipper gave orders to brace after
them, and clear away the long gun
amidships; but all on a suddent we
made out a lump of a brig dropping
down before it round the ileyand,
which we knowed her well enough for
a Bristol craft as had lost half her
hands up the Callebar, in the gould
an' iv'ry trade. Down she comed,
wonderfle fast, for the light breeze, if
there hadn't been one o' yer currents
besides off the ileyand, till about half-a-mile
away she braces up, seemingly
to sheer across it and steer clear of us.
Out went our boat, an' the skipper bids
every man of her crew to shove a
short cutlash inside his trousers.
Says he, "I guess we'll first speak 'em
fair, but if we don't ha' water enough,
it'll be 'tarnal queer, that's all," says
he—an' Job was a man never swore,
but he looked mighty bad, that time,
I must say; so we out oars and pulls
right aboard the trader, without answerin'
ever a hail, when up the side
we bundled on deck, one arter the
other, mad for a drink, and sees the
master with five or six of a crew, all
as white as ghostesses, and two or
three Kroomen, besides a long-legged
young feller a-sittin' and kicking his
feet over the kimpanion-hatch, with a
tumblerful o' grog in his fist, as fresh
to all seemin' as a fish, like a supper-cargo
or some'at o' the sort, as them
craft commonly has. "What schooner's
that?" axes the master, all abroad
like; an' says Job, says he out o'
breath, "Never you mind; I guess
you'll let's have some water, for we
wants it almighty keen!" "Well,
says the other, shaking his head,
"I'm afeared we're short ourselves—anyhow,"
says he, "we'll give ye a
dipper the piece,"—and accordingly
they fists us along a dozen gulps,
hand over hand. "'Twon't do, I
guess, mister," says our skipper; "we
wants a cask!" Here the master o'
the brig shakes his head again, and
giv a look to the young 'long-shore-like
chap aft, which sings out as we
couldn't have no more for love nor
money,—an' I see Cap'en Price commence
for to look savitch again, and
feel for the handle on his cutlash.
"Rather you'd ax iv'ry or gould-dust!"
sings out the supper-cargo—"hows'ever,"
says he: "as ye've
tooken sich a fancy to it, short o'
water as we is, why a fair exchange
an't no robbery," says he: "you
wants water, an' we wants hands;
haven't ye a couple o' niggers for to
spare us, sir, by way off a barter, now?"
he says. Well,'mate, I'll be blowed
if I ever see a man turn so wicked
fur'ous as Job Price turns at this
here,—an' says he, through his teeth,
"If ye'd said a nigger's nail-parin', I
couldn't done it, so it's no use talkin'."
"Oh come, capting," says the young
fellow, wonderfle angshis like, "say
one jist—it's all on the quiet, ye
know. Bless me, captin," says he,
"I'd do a deal for a man in a strait,
'tickerly for yerself—an' I think we'd
manage with a single hand more.
I'll give ye two casks and a bag o'
gould-dust for one black, and we'll
send aboard for him just now, ourselves!"
"No!" roars Job Price,
walkin' close up to him; "ye've riz
me, ye cussed Britisher ye, an' I tell
ye we'll take what we wants!" "No
jokes, though, captin!" says the feller—"what's
one to a whole raft-ful I heerd
of ye shipping?" "Go an' ax
the sharks, ye beggar!" says the
skipper;—"here my lads!" says he,
an' makes grab at the other's throat,
when slap comes a jug o' rum in his
eye-lights, and the young chap ups
fist in quick-sticks, and drops him
like a cock, big as he was. By that
time, though, in a twinklin', the
master was flat on deck, and the
brig's crew showed no fight—when lo
an' behold, my boy, up bundles a
score o' strapping men-o'-war's-men
out of the cabin. One or two on
us got a cut about the head, an'
my gentleman supper-cargo claps a
pistol to my ear from aft, so we
knocked under without more to do.
In five minutes time everyman jack
of us had a seizing about his wrists
and lower pins,—and says Job Price,
in a givin-up sort o' v'ice, 'You're
too cust spry for playin' jokes on, I
calc'late, squire,' he says. 'Jokes!'
says the young feller, 'why, it's no
joke—in course you knows me?'
'Niver see'd ye atween the eyes afore,'
says Job, 'but don't bear no malice,
mister, now.' 'That's it,' says the
t'other, lookin' at the schooner again,—'no
more I does—so jist think a
bit, han't you really a nigger or so
aboard o' ye—if it was jist one?'
'Squash the one!' says Job, shakin'
his head nellicholly like—an' 'Sorry
for it,' says the chap, ''cause ye see
I'm the lufftenant belongin' to the
Irish, an' I carn't titch yer schooner
if so be ye han't a slave aboard.'
'Lawk a'mighty!—no!' sings out
Job Price, 'cause bein' half blinded he
couldn't ha' noted the lot o' man-o'-war's-men
sooner.—'But I can,' says
the other, 'for piratecy, ye see; an'
what's more,' he says, 'there's no help
for it now, I'm afeared, mister what-they-call-ye!'
Well, 'mate, after that
ye may fancy our skipper turns terrible
down in the mouth; so without a
word more they parbuckles us all
down below into the cabin—an' what
does this here lufftenant do but he
strips the whole lot, rigs out as many
of his men in our duds, hoists out a
big cask o' water on the brig's far
side, and pulls round for the schooner,—hisself
togged out like the skipper,
and his odd hands laid down in the
boat's bottom." You won't wonder
at my being highly amused with the
fellow's yarn, since the fact was that
it happened to be one of my own
adventures in the days of the Iris,
two or three years before, when we
saw a good many scenes together, far
more, wild and stirring, of course, in
the thick of the slave-trade; but
really the ugly rascal described it
wonderfully well.
"Well," said Harry, "I gets my
chin shoved up in the starn-windy,
where I see'd the whole thing, and
tould the skipper accordently. The
schooner's crew looked out for the
water like so many oysters in a tub;
the lufftenant jumps up the side with
his men after him, an' not so much as
the cross of two cutlashes did we
hear afore the onion-jack flew out
a-peak over her mains'l. In five
minutes more, the schooner fills
away before the breeze, and begins
to slide off in fine style after the pair
o' brigs, as was nigh half hull-down
to seaward by this time. There we
was, left neck an' heel below in the
trader, and he hauled up seemin'ly for
the land,—an' arter a bit says the
skipper to me, 'Foster, my lad, I
despise this way o' things,' says he,
'an't there no way on gettin' clear?'
'Never say die, cap'en!' I says; an'
says he, 'I calc'late they left considerable
few hands aboard?' 'None
but them sleepy-like scum o' iv'ry
men,' I says,—but be blowed if I
see'd what better we was, till down
comes a little nigger cabin-boy for
some'at or other, with a knife in his
hand. Job fixes his eye on him—I've
heerd he'd a way in his eye with
niggers as they couldn't stand—an'
says he, soft-sawderin' like, 'Come
here, will ye, my lad, an' give us a
drink,'—so the black come for'ad with
a pannikin, one foot at a time, an' he
houlds it out to the skipper's lips—for,
d'ye see, all on us had our flippers
lashed behind our backs. 'Now,'
says he, 'thankee, boy,—look in
atwixt my legs, and ye'll find a dollar.'
With that, jest as the boy stoops,
Job Price ketches his neck fast betwixt
his two knees, an' blowed if he
didn't jam them harder, grinning all
the time, till down drops the little
black throttled on the deck. 'That's
for thankin' a bloody niggur!' says
he, lookin' as savitch as the devil,
and got the knife in his teeth, when
he turned to and sawed through the
seizing round my wrists—an' in
course I sets every man clear in quick-sticks.
'Now!' says Job, lookin'
round, 'the quicker the better—that
cussed lubber-ratin' hound's got my
schooner, but maybe, my lads, this
here iv'ry man'll pay expenses—by
th'almighty, if I'm made out a pirate,
I'll arn the name!'
"Well, we squints up the hatchway,
and see'd a young midshipman
a-standing with his back to us,
watching the brig's crew at the braces,
an' a pistol in one hand—when all at
once our skipper slips off his shoes,
run up the stair as quiet as a cat, an'
caught the end of a capstan-bar as
lay on the scuttle. With that down
he comes crash on the poor fellow's
scull from aft, and brained him in a
moment. Every man of us got
bloody-minded with the sight, so we
scarce knowed what we did, ye know,
'mate, afore all hands o' them was
gone,—how, I an't goin' for to say,
nor the share as one had in it more
nor another. The long an' the short
on it was, we run the brig by sundown
in amongst the creeks up the
Camaroons river, thinkin' to lie stowed
away close thereabouts till all wor
cold. Hows'ever they kicked up the
devil's delight about a piratecy, and
the sloop-o'war comes back shortly,
when night an' day there was that
young shark of a lufftenant huntin'
arter us, as sharp as a marlinspike—we
dursn't come down the river
nohow, till what with a bad conscience,
fogs, and sleepin' every night
within stink o' them blasted muddy
mangroves an' bulrushes together,
why, mate, the whole ten hands died
off one arter the other in the fever—leaving
ownly me an' the skipper.
Job Price was like a madman over
the cargo, worth, good knows how
many thousand dollars, as he couldn't
take out—but for my part, I gets the
brig's punt one night and sculls myself
ashore, and off like a hare into the
bush by moonlight. No use, ye
know, for to say what rum chances I
meets with in the woods, livin' up
trees and the like for fear o' illiphants,
sarpents, an' bloody high-annies,—but,
blow me, if I didn't think the
farther ye went aloft, the more
monkeys an' parrykeets you rowsed
out, jabberin' all night so as a feller
couldn't close an eye—an' as for
the sky, be blowed if I ever once
sighted it. So, d'ye see, it puts all
notions o' fruits an' flowers out o'
my head, an' all them jimmy-jessamy
sort o' happy-go-lucky yarns about
barbers' ileyands and shipherdresses
what they used for to spell out o'
dicshinars at school—all gammon,
mate!" "Lord love ye, no, surely,"
said Jack; "it's in the Bible!"
"Ay, ay," said Harry, "that's
arter ye've gone to Davy Jones,
no doubt; but I've been in the
South-Sy ileyands since, myself, an'
be blowed if it's much better there!
Hows'ever, still anon, I took a new
fancy, an' away I makes for the river,
in sarch of a nigger villache, as they
calls 'em; and sure enough it warn't
long ere right I plumps in the midst
on a lot o' cane huts amongst trees.
But sich a shine and a nitty as I kicks
up, ye see, bein' half naked, for all the
world like a wild man o' the woods,
an' for a full hour I has the town to
myself, so I hoists my shirt on a stick
over the hut I took, by way of a flag
o' truce, an' at last they all begins for
to swarm in again. Well, ye see, I
knowed the ways o' the natifs thereabouts
pretty well, an' what does I do
but I'd laid myself flat afore a blasted
ugly divvle of a wooden himmache, as
stood on the flour, an' I wriggles and
twists myself, and groans like a chap
in a fit—what they calls fittish, thereaway—an'
in course, with that they
logs me down at once for a rig'lar
holy-possel from Jerusalem. The
long an' the short on it was, the fittish-man
takes me under charge, and
sets me to tell fortins or the like with
an ould quadrant they'd got somewheres—gives
me a hut an' two
black wives, begad! and there I lives
for two or three weeks on end, no
doubt, as proud as Tommy—when, one
fine morning, what does I see off shore
in the river but that confounded man-o'-war
tender, all ship-shape an'
ataunto again. So, my boy, I gives
'em to understand as how, bein' over
vallible at home with the King of
England, in course he'd sent for to
puckalow me away—an' no sooner
said, but the whole town gets in a
fluster—the fittish-man, which a knowing
chap he was, takes an' rubs me
from heel to truck with ile out on a
sartain nut, as turned me coal-black
in half an hour, an' as soon as I looks
in the creek, 'mate, be blowed if I'd a
knewn myself from a nigger, somehow!"
To tell the truth, as I thought
to myself, it was no wonder, as Master
Harry's nose and lips were by no
means in the classic style, and his
skin, as it was, didn't appear of the
whitest. "So there, ye know, I sits
before a hut grindin' away at maize,
with nothink else but a waist-cloth
round me, and my two legs stuck out,
till such time as the lufftenant an' two
boats' crews had sarched the villache,
havin' heerd, no doubt, of a white
man thereabouts—an' at last off they
went. Well, in course, at first this
here affair gives the fittish-man a lift
in the niggerses eyes, by reason o'
havin' turned a white man black—'cause,
ye see, them fittish-men has a
riglar-bred knowledge on plants and
sichlike. But hows'ever, in a day or
two I begins for to get rayther oneasy,
seein' it didn't wash off, an' accordently
I made beknown as much to the
fittish-man, when, my boy, if he
doesn't shake his mop-head, and rubs
noses, as much as to say, 'We an't
agoin' to part.' 'Twas no use, and
thinks I, 'Ye man-eatin' scum, be
blowed if I don't put your neck out,
then!' So I turns to with my knife
on a log o' wood, carves a himmage
twice as big an' ugly as his'n, and
builds a hut over it, where I plays all
the conjerin' tricks I could mind on—till,
be hanged if the niggers didn't
begin to leave the fittish-man pretty
fast, an' make a blessed sight more o'
me. I takes a couple more wives,
gets drunk every day on palm-wine
and toddy-juice—as for the hogs an'
the yams they brought me, why I
couldn't stow 'em away; an' in place
o' wantin' myself white again, I rubs
myself over an' over with that ere
nut, let alone palm-ile, till the bloody
ould fittish-man looks brown alongside
o' me. At last the king o' the niggers
thereaway—King Chimbey they called
him, or some'at o' the sort—he sends
for to see me, an' away to his town
they takes me, a mile or two up the
country, where I see'd him; but I'm
blowed, Jack, if he'd got a crown on
at all, ounly a ould red marine's coat,
an' a pair o' top-boots, what was laid
away when he warn't in state. Hows'ever
he gives me two white beans an'
a red un, in sign o' high favour, and
gives me to know as I wor to stay
there. But one thing I couldn't make
out, why the black king's hut an' the
josst-house, as they calls it, was all
stuck round with bones an' dead men's
skulls!—'twan't long, though, ere I
finds it out, 'mate! That ere fittish-man,
d'ye see, wor a right-down imp
to look at, and devilish wicked he
eyed me; but still anon I sends over
for my wives, turns out a black feller
out on his hut, an' slings a hammock
in it, when the next day or so I meets
the first fittish-man in the woods, an'
the poor divvle looks wonderfle
friendly-like, makin' me all kinds o'
woeful signs, and seemin'ly as much
as to say for to keep a bright look-out
on the other. All on a suddent what
does he do, but he runs a bit, as far
as a tree, picks up a sort of a red
mushroom, an' he rubs with it across
the back o' my hand, gives a wink,
and scuttles off. What it meaned I
couldn't make out, till I gets back to
the town, when I chanced to look at
my flipper, and there I see a clean
white streak alongst it! Well, I
thinks, liberty's sweet, an' I'm blessed
if a man's able to cruize much to
windward o' right-down slavery,
thinks I, if he's black! Howsomever,
thinks I, I'll jest hold on a bit longer.
Well, next day, the black king had
the blue-devils with drinkin' rum,
an' he couldn't sleep nohow, 'cause, as
I made out, he'd killed his uncle, they
said—I doesn't know but he'd eaten
him, too—anyhow, I see'd him eat as
much of a fat hog, raw, as ud sarve
out half the watch—so the fittish-man
tells him there's nought for it but to
please the fittish. What that wor,
blowed if I knew; but no sooner sundown
nor they hauls me out o' my
hut, claps me in a stinking hole as
dark as pitch, and leaves me to smell
hell till mornin', as I thought. Jist
about the end o' the mid-watch, there
kicks up a rumpus like close-reef
taups'ls in a hurricane—smash goes
the sticks over me; I seed the stars,
and a whole lot o' strange blacks
with long spears, a-fightin', yellin',
tramplin', an' twistin' in the midst
o' the huts,—and off I'm hoisted in
the gang, on some feller's back or
other, at five knots the hour, through
the woods,—till down we all comes in
a drove, plash amongst the very
swamps close by the river, where, lo
an' behold, I makes out a schooner
afloat at her anchor. The next thing
I feels a blasted red-hot iron come
hiss across my shoulders, so I jumped
up and sang out like blazes, in course.
But, my flippers bein' all fast, 'twas
no use: I got one shove as sent me
head-foremost into a long canoe, with
thirty or forty niggers stowed away
like cattle, and out the men pulls for
the schooner. A big bright fire there
was ashore, astarn of us, I mind,
where they heated the irons, with a
chap in a straw hat sarvin' out rum
to the wild blacks from a cask; and
ye saw the pitch-black woods behind,
with the branches shoved out red in
the light on it, an' a bloody-like patch
on the water under a clump o' sooty
mangrooves. An' be d—d, Jack, if
I didn't feel the life sick in me, that
time—for, d'ye see, I hears nothin'
spoke round me but cussed French,
Portingeese, an' nigger tongue—'specially
when it jist lightens on me what
sort on a case I were in; an' thinks I,
'By G—if I'm not took for a slave,
arter all!—an' be hanged but I left that
'ere, 'farnal mushroom a-lying under
that there tree yonder!' I begins for to
think o' matters an' things, an' about
Bristol quay, an' my old mother, an'
my sister as was at school—mind ye,
'mate, all atwixt shovin' off the mangroves
an' coming bump again the
schooner's side—an' blow me if I
doesn't tarn to, an' nigh-hand commences
for to blubber—when jist then
what does I catch sight on, by the lantern
over the side, but that 'ere villain
of a fittish-man, an' what's more,
King Chimbey hisself, both hauled in
the net. And with that I gives a
chuckle, as ye may suppose, an' no
mistake; for, thinks I, so far as consarns
myself, this here can't last long,
blow me, for sooner or later I'll find
some un to speak to, even an I niver
gets rid o' this here outer darkness—be
blowed if I han't got a white mind,
any ways, an' free I'll be, my boy!
But I laughs, in course, when I see'd
the fittish-man grin at me,—for thinks
I, my cocks, you're logged down for
a pretty long spell of it!"
"Well, bo', somehow I knows no
more about it till such time as I sort
o' wakes up in pitch-dark, all choke
and sweat, an' a feller's dirty big toe
in my mouth, with mine in some un
else's eye,—so out I spits it, an' makes
scramble for my life. By the roll an'
the splash, I knowed I wor down in
the schooner's hold; an' be hanged if
there wan't twenty or thirty holding
on like bees to a open weather-port,
where the fresh wind and the spray
come a-blowing through—but there,
my boy, 'twere no go for to get so
much as the tip o' yer nose. Accordently,
up I prizes myself with my
feet on another poor devil's wool,—for,
d'ye see, by that time I minds a
man's face no more nor so much timber!—an'
I feels for the hatch over me,
where by good luck, as I thought,
there I finds it not battened down
yet, so I shoved my head through on
deck like a blacksmith's hammer.
Well, 'mate, there was the schooner's
deck wet, a swell of a sea on round
her, well off the land, no trifle of a
morning gale, and the craft heeling to
it—a lot o' hands up on her yards,
a-reefing at the boom mains'l and
fo'taups'l, an' begod if my heart
doesn't jump into my mouth with the
sight, for I feels it for all the world
like a good glass o' grog, settin' all to
rights. Two or three there was walkin'
aft the quarterdeck, so out I sings
'Hullo! hullo there, shipmates, give
us a hand out o' this!' Two on 'em
comes forud, one lifts a handspike,
but both gives a grin, as much as to
say it's some nigger tongue or other,
in place o' good English—for, d'ye see,
they'd half their faces black-beard,
and rings i' their ears—when up walks
another chap like the skipper, an'
more the looks of a countryman.
'D—n it,' roars I again, 'I'm a
free-born Briton!' with that he lends
me a squint, looks to the men, an'
gives some sort o' a sign—when they
jams-to the hatch and nips me fast by
the neck. 'Devil of a deep beggar,
this here!' says he; 'jist, give him the
gag, my lads,' says he; 'the planters
often thinks more of a dumby, 'cause
he works the more, and a stout piece
o' goods this is!' says he. Well, 'mate,
what does they do but one pulls out
a knife, an' be blowed if they warn't
agoin' for to cut out my tongue; but
the men aloft sung out to hoist away
the yards; so they left me ready
clinched till they'd belay the ropes.
Next, a hand forud, by good luck,
hailed 'Sail-O,' and they'd some'at
else to think o' besides me; for there,
my boy, little more nor three miles
to wind'ard, I see'd the Irish as she
come driving bodily out o' the mist,
shakin' out her three to'gallant-sails,
an' a white spray flying with her off
one surge to another. Bloody bad it
was, mind ye, for my wind-pipe, for
every time the schooner pitched,
away swings my feet clear o' the nigger's
heads,—'cause, d'ye see, we
chanced for to be stowed on the 'tween-decks,
an' another tier there was, stuffed
in her lower hold—an' there I stuck,
'mate, so as I couldn't help watchin'
the whole chase, till at last the hatch
slacks nip a bit, and down I plumps
into the dark again."
"Well, bo', the breeze got lighter,
an' to all seemin' the cursed schooner
held her own; but hows'ever, the sloop-o'-war
kept it up all day, and once
or twice she tips us a long shot; till
by sunset, as I reckoned, we hears no
more on her. The whole night long,
again, there we stews as thick as peas—I
keeps harknin' to the sighs an'
groans, an' the wash along the side,
in a sort of a doze; an' s'help me Bob,
I fancies for a moment I'm swinging
in my hammock in the fox'sle, an' it's
no more but the bulkheads and timbers
creakin'. Then I thinks its some
un else I dreams on, as is d—d oneasy,
like to choke for heat and thirst;
an' I'm a-chuckling at him—when up
I wakes with the cockroaches swarming
over my face. Another groan runs
from that end to this, the whole lot
on us tries hard, and kicks their neighbours
to turn, an' be blowed if I
knowed but I was buried in a churchyard,
with the blasted worms all acrawl
about me. All on a sudden,
nigh-hand to daybreak it was, I
hears a gun to wind'ard, so with that
I contrives for to scramble up with
my eye to the scuttle-port. 'Twas a
stiffish breeze, an' I see'd some'at lift
on a sea, like a albatrosse's wing, as
one may say—though what wor this
but the Irish's bit of a tender, standing
right across our bows—for the
schooner, ye see, changed her course i'
the night-time, rig'lar slaver's dodge,
thinkin' for to drop the sloop-o'-war,
sure enough. But as for the
little f'lucca, why, they hadn't
bargained for her at all, lying-to as
she did, with a rag o' sail up, in the
troughs of the sea, till the schooner was
close on her. Well, no sooner does
they go about, my boy, but the muskeety
of a cruiser lets drive at her off
the top of a sea, as we hung broadside
to them in stays. Blessed if I ever
see sich a mark!—the shot jist takes
our fore-top fair slap—for the next
minute I see'd the fore-topmast come
over the lee-side, an' astarn we begins
to go directly. What's more, mate, I
never see a small craft yet handled
better in a sea, as that 'ere chap did—nor
the same thing done, cleaner at
any rate—for they jist comes nigh-hand
tip on our bowsprit-end, as the
schooner lifted—then up in the wind
they went like clock-work, with a
starnway on as carried the f'lucca,
right alongside on us, like a coachman
backing up a lane, and grind we both
heaved on the swell, with the topmast
hamper an' its canvass for a
fender atwixt us. Aboard jumps the
man-o'-war's-men, in course, cutlash
in hand, an' for five minutes some
tough work there was on deck, by the
tramp, the shots, an' the curses over
our heads—when off they shoved the
hatches, and I see'd a tall young feller
in a gold-banded cap look below. Be
blowed if I wasn't goin' to sing out
again, for, d'ye see, I'm blessed if I
took mind on the chap at all, as much
by reason o' the blood an' the smoke
he'd got on his face as aught else.
Hows'ever, I holds a bit meantime, on
account o' Job Price an' that 'ere
piratecy consarn—till what does I
think, a hour or two arter, when I
finds as this here were the very lufftenant
as chased us weeks on end in
the Camaroons. So a close stopper,
sure enough, I keeps on my jaw; an'
as for scentin' me out amongst a
couple o' hundred blacks in the hold,
why, 'twere fit to Paul my own mother
herself.
"Well, Jack, by this time bein'
near Serry Lone, next day or so we
got in—where, what does they do but
they lubber-rates us all, as they calls
it, into a barracoon ashore, till sich
time as the slaver ud be condemned—an'
off goes the tender down coast
again. Arter that, they treats us well
enough, but still I dursn't say a word;
for one day, as we goed to work makin'
our huts, there I twigs a printed bill
upon the church-wall, holdin' out a
reward, d'ye see, consarnin' the piratecy,
with my oun name and my
very build logged down—ownly, be
hanged if they doesn't tack on to it all,
byway of a topgallant ink-jury to a
man, these here words—'He's a very
ugly feller—looks like a furriner.'
Well, mate, I an't a young maiden,
sure enough—but, thinks I, afore I fell
foul o' that blasted fittish-man an' his
nut, cuss me if I looks jist so bad as
that 'ere! So ye know this goes more
to my heart nor aught else, till there
I spells out another confounded lie in
the bill, as how Cap'en Price's men
had mutinied again him, and murdered
the brig's crew—when, in course, I sees
the villain's whole traverse at once. So
seein' I watched my chance one night,
an' went aboard of a Yankee brig as
were to sail next day; an' I tells the
skipper part o' the story, offerin' for
to work my passage across for nothin'—which,
says he, 'It's a hinteresstin'
narritife'—them was his words;
an' says he, 'It's a land o' freedom is
the States, an' no mistake—an't there
no more on ye in the like case?' he
says. 'Not as I knows on, sir,' I
answers; an' says he, 'Plenty o'
coloured gen'lmen there is yonder, all
in silks an' satins; an' I hear,' says
he, 'there's one on 'em has a chance
o' bein President next time—anyhow
I'm your friend,' says he, quite
hearty. Well, the long an' short of
it was, I stays aboard the brig, works
my spell in her, an' takes my trick at
the helm—but I'm blowed, Jack, if
the men ud let me sleep in the fok'sle,
'cause I was a black,—so I slung my
hammock aft with the nigger stoo'rd.
D'ye see, I misgived myself a bit
when we sank the coast, for thinks I
its in Africay as that 'ere blessed
mushroom are to be found, to take
the colour off me—hows'ever, I thinks
it carn't but wear out in time, now
I've got out o' that 'ere confounded
mess, where, sure enough, things was
against me—so at last the v'yage were
up, an' the brig got in to New Orleens.
There I walks aft to the skipper for
to take leave, when says he, wonderfle
friendly-like,—'Now my lad,'
says he, 'I'm goin' up river a bit for
to see a friend as takes a interesst in
your kind—an' if ye likes, why, I'll
pay yer passage that far?' In course
I agrees, and up river we goes, till we
lands at a fine house, where I'm left
in a far-handy, ye know, while the
skipper an' his friend has their dinner.
All at once the gen'lman shoves his
head out of a doure, takes a look at
me, an' in again,—arter that I hears
the chink o' dollars—then the skipper
walks out, shuts the doure, an' says
he to me, 'Now,' he says, 'that's a
'cute sort o' tale you tould me, my
lad—but it's a lie, I guess!' 'Lie,
sir!' says I, 'what d'ye mean?' for
ye see that 'ere matter o' the iv'ry
brig made me sing small, at first.
'No slack, Pumpey,' says he, liftin'
his fore-finger like a schoolmaster,—ain't
yer name Pumpey?' says he.
'Pumpey be d——d!' says I, 'my
name's Jack Brown'—for that wor
the name, I'd gived him, afore. 'Oh!'
says he, 'jest say it's Gin'ral Washinton,
right off! Come,' says he, 'I
guess I'd jest tell ye what tripe you
belongs to—you're a Mandingy niggur,'
says he. 'It's all very well,' he
says, 'that 'ere yarn, but that's wot
they'd all say when they comes,
they've been dyed black! Why,' says
he, 'doesn't I see that 'ere brand one
night on yer back—there's yer arms
all over pagan tattooin'—' 'Bless
ye, cap'en,' I says, a-holdin' up my
arm, 'it's crowns an' anchers!'
'Crowns!' says he, turnin' up his
nose, 'what does we know o' crowns
hereaway—we ain't barbers yet,
I guess.'—Of what he meaned by
barbers here, mate, I'm hanged if I
knowed—'sides,' says he, 'you
speaks broken Aimerricane!' 'Merricain?'
I says, 'why, I speaks good
English! an' good reason, bein' a free-born
Briton—as white's yerself, if so
be I could ownly clap hands for a
minnet on some o' them mushrooms I
tould ye on!' 'Where does they
grow, then?' axes he, screwin' one
eye up. 'In Africay yonder, sir,' I
says, 'more's the pity I hadn't the
chance to lay hands on 'em again!'
'Phoo!' says he, 'glad they ain't
here! An does you think we're agoin'
for to send all the way over to Africay
for them mushrooms you talks on?
Tell ye what, yer free papers 'ud do
ye a sight more good here!' says he—'its
no use, with a black skin, for to
claim white laws; an' what's more,
ye're too tarnation ugly-faced for it,
let alone colour, Pumpey, my man!'
he says. 'I tell ye what it is, Cap'en
Edwards,' says I, 'my frontispiece
an't neither here nor there, but if you
calls me Pumpey again, 'blowed an'
I don't pitch inty ye!'—so with that
I handles my bones in a way as
makes him hop inside the doure—an'
says the skipper, houldin' it
half shut, 'Harkee, lad,' he says,
'it's no go your tryin' for to run,
or they'll make ye think angels o'
bo'sun's-mates. But what's more,'
says he, 'niver you whisper a word
o' what ye tells me, about nuts an'
mushrooms, or sichlike trash—no
more will I; for d'ye see, my lad, in
that case they'd jest hush ye up for
good!' 'Who d'ye mean!' I says, all
abroad, an' of a shiver, like—mindin'
on the slave-schooner again. 'Why,
the planter's people,' says he, 'as I've
sold ye to;' an' with that he p'ints
into his mouth, and shuts the door.
Well, 'mate, ye may fancy how I feels!
Here I stands, givin' a look round for
a fair offing; but there was bulwarks
two-fadom high all round the house,
a big bloodhound chained, with his
muzzle on his two paws, an' nobody
seems for to mind me. So I see'd it
were all up wonst more; an' at the
thou't of a knife in my tongue, I sits
right down in the far-handy, rig'lar
flabbergasted,—when out that 'ere
blasted skipper shoots his head again,
an' says he 'Pumpey, my lad, good
day,' says he; 'you knows some'at o'
the water, an' as they've boat-work at
times hereaway, I don't know but, if
you behaves yerself, they'll trust you
with an oar now an' then; for I tould
yer master jist now,' says he, 'as how
you carn't speak no English!' Well,
I gives him a damn, 'cause by that
time I hadn't a word to throw at a
dog; an' shortly arter, up comes the
overseer with his black mate, walks
me off to a shed, strips me, and gives
me a pair o' cotton drawers an' a
broad hat—so out I goes the next
mornin' for to hoe sugar-cane with a
gang o' niggers.
"Well, 'mate, arter that I kept
close enough—says no more but mumbles
a lot o' no-man's jargon, as makes
'em all log me down for a sort o'
double-guinea savitch—, cause why, I
were hanged afeared for my tongue,
seein', if so be I lost it, I'd be a nigger
for ever, sure enough. So the
blacks, for most part bein' country
bred, they talks nothin' but a blessed
jumble, for all the world like babbies
at home; an' what does they do but
they fancies me a rig'lar African
nigger, as proud as Tommy, an'
a'most ready for to washup me they
wor—why, the poor divvles ud bring
me yams an' fish, they kisses my
flippers an' toes as I'd been the Pope;
an' as for the young girls, I'm blowed
if I wan't all the go amongst em—though
I carn't say the same where
both 's white, ye know! What with
the sun an' the cocoa-nut ile, to my
thinkin', I gets blacker an' blacker—'blessed
if I didn't fancy a feller's very
mind tarned nigger. I larns their
confounded lingo, an' I answers to the
name o' Pumpey, blast it, till I right-down
forgets that I'd ever another.
As for runnin', look ye, I knowed 'twas
no use thereaway, as long as my skin
tould against me, an' as long as Africay
wor where it wor. So, my boy, I
see'd pretty clear, ye know, as this
here bloody world ud turn a man into
a rig'lar built slave-nigger in the long
run, if he was a angel out o' heaven!
"Well, 'mate, one day I'm in the
woods amongst a gang, chopping firewood
for the sugar-mill, when, by the
Lord! what does I light on betwixt
some big ground-leaves and sichlike,
but a lot o' them very same red mushrooms
as the fittish-man shows me in
Africay!—blowed if there warn't a
whole sight o' them round about, too!
So I pulls enough for ten, ye may be
sure, stuffs 'em in my hat, an' that
same night, as soon as all's dark, off
I goes into the woods, right by the
stars, for the nearest town 'twixt there
an' New Orleens. As soon as I got
nigh-hand it, there I sits down below
a tree amongst the bushes, hauls off
my slops, an' I turns to for to rub
myself all over, from heel to truck,
till daybreak. So, in course, I watches
for the light angshis enough, as ye
may suppose, to know what colour I
were. Well, strike me lucky, Jack,
if I didn't jump near a fadom i' the
air, when at last I sees I'm white
wonst more!—'blessed if I didn't feel
myself a new man from stem to starn!
I makes right for a creek near by,
looks at my face in the water, then up
I comes again, an' every bloody yarn
o' them cussed slave-togs I pulls to
bits, when I shoves 'em under the
leaves. Arter that I took fair to the
water for about a mile, jist to smooth
out my wake, like; then I shins aloft
up a tree, where I stowed myself
away till noon—'cause, d'ye see, I
knowed pretty well what to look for
next. An' by this time, mind ye, all
them queer haps made a feller wonderfle
sharp, so I'd schemed out the
whole chart aforehand how to weather
on them cussed Yankees. Accordently,
about noon, what does I hear
but that 'ere blasted bloodhound
comin' along up creek, with a set o'
slave-catchers astarn, for to smell out
my track. With that, down I went
in the water again, rounds a point
into the big river, where I gets
abreast of a landin'-place near the
town, with craft laying out-stream,
boats plying, an' all alive. D'ye see,
bo', I'd got no clothes at all, an' how
for to rig myself again, 'blowed if I
knows—seein' as how by this time
I'd tarned as white as the day I were
born, an' a naked white man in a
town arn't no better nor a black nigger.
So in I swims like a porpus
afore a breeze, an' up an' down I
ducks in the shallow, for all the world
like a chap a-takin' a bath; an' out I
hollers to all an' sundry, with a
Yankee twang i' my nose, for to know
if they'd see'd my clothes, till a whole
lot on 'em crowds on the quay.
Hows'ever, I bethinks me on that
'ere blasted brand atwixt my shoulders,
an' I makes myself out as modest
as a lady, kicks out my legs, and
splashes like a whale aground, an'
sticks out my starn to 'em for to let
'em see it's white. 'Hullo!' I sings
out, 'han't ye seen my clothes?'
'No, stranger,' says they, 'some un's
runned off with 'em, we calc'lates!'
With that I tells 'em I'm a Boston
skipper new comed up from New
Orleens; an' not bein' used to the
heat, why, I'd took a bath the first
thing; an' I 'scribes the whole o' my
togs as if I'd made 'em,—'split new,'
says I, 'an' a beaver hat, more by
token there's my name inside it; an''
says I, 'there's notes for a hundred
dollars in my trousers!' By this
time down comes the slave-catchers,
an' says they, hearin' on it, 'That 'ere
tarnation niggur's gone of with 'em,
we'll know un by them marks well
enough,' says they, an' off they goes
across river. 'Hullo!' I sings out to
the folks, 'I'm a gettin' cold here, so
I guess I'll come ashore again, slick
off!' I twangs out. 'Guess ye can't,
straunger!' they hails; 'not till we gets
ye some kiverin's!—we're considerable
proper here, we are!' 'An't this a free
country, then?' I says, givin' a
divvle of a splash; an' with that they
begs an' axes me for to hould on, an'
they'd fix me, as they calls it, in no
time. Well, mate, what does they do
but one an' another brings me somethin'
as like what I 'scribed as could
be, hands 'em along on a pole, an' I
puts 'em on then an' there. Arter
that, the ladies o' the place bein'
blessed modest, an' all of a fright
leest I'd a comed out an' gone through
the town,—why, out o' grannytude,
as they says, they gets up a supper-scription
on a hundred dollars to make
up my loss—has a public meetin' logged
down for the evenin', when I'm
for to indress the citizens, as they
says, all about freedom an' top-gallantry,
an' sichlike. Hows'ever, I jist
sticks my tongue in my cheek, eats
a blessed good dinner in a hot-ell,
watches my chance, an' off by a track-boat
at sundown to New Orleens,
where I shipped aboard a English
barque, an' gets safe out to sea wonst
more." "Lord love ye, Harry!" exclaimed
Jack hereupon, "the likes o'
that now! But I've heerd say, them
fittish-men you talks on has wonderful
knowledge—why, mayhap it's
them as keeps all the niggers black,
now?" "Well, bo'," said Harry, "I
don't doubt but if them 'Merricane
slaves jist knowed o' that 'ere red
mushroom, why, they'd show the Yankees
more stripes nor stars! D'ye see,
if a Yankee knowed as his own father
were a-hoein' his sugar-canes, 'blowed
if he wouldn't make him work up his
liberty in dollars! All the stripes,
d'ye see, 'mate, is for the blacks, an'
all the stars is for the whites, in them
Yankee colours as they brags so much
about! But what I says is, it's curst
hard to get through this here world,
shipmate, if ye doesn't keep well to
wind'ard of it!" I was the more
amused with this account of the ugly
rascal's adventures, that I remembered
two or three of the occasions he mentioned,
and he told them pretty exactly
so far as I had to do with them. As
for the fetish-man's curious nut, and
that extraordinary mushroom of his,
why 'ten to one' thought I, 'but
all the while the fellow never once
touched a piece of soap!' which, no
doubt, had as much to do with it as
anything besides. Somehow or other,
notwithstanding, I had taken almost
a fancy to the villain—such a rough
sample of mankind he was, with his
uncouth, grumpy voice and his huge
black beard; and he gave the story in
a cool, scornful sort of way that was
laughable in itself. 'So, my lad,' I
thought, 'it seems you and I have
met twice before; but if you play any
of your tricks this time, Master Harry,
I hope you've found your match;' and
certainly, if I had fancied my gentleman
was in the slaver's hold that time
off the African coast, I'd have 'lubber-rated'
him with a vengeance! "I
say, 'mates," said he again, with a
sulky kind of importance, to those of
the watch who had gathered round
during the last half of his yarn,
"there's three things I hates—an'
good reason!" "What be's they,
Harry?" asked the rest. "One's a
Yankee," said he, "an' be blowed
to him! the second's a slaver; and
the third is—I carn't abide a nigger,
nohow. But d'ye see, there's one
thing as I likes——" Here eight
bells struck out, and up tumbled the
watch below, with Jacobs' hearty
face amongst them; so I made my
way aft, and, of course, missed hearing
what that said delightful thing
might be, which this tarry Æsop approved
of so much.
While I was listening, I had scarcely
noticed, that within the last few minutes
a light air had begun to play
aloft among the higher canvass, a
faint cat's-paw came ruffling here and
there a patch of the water, till by this
time the Indiaman was answering
her wheel again, and moving slowly
ahead, as the breeze came down and
crept out to the leeches of her sail,
with a sluggish lifting of her heavy
fore-course. The men were all below
at breakfast, forward, and, of course,
at that hour the poop above me was
quite a Babel of idlers' voices; while
I looked into the compass and watched
the ship's head falling gradually off
from north-east-by-north, near which
it had stuck pretty close since daybreak.
The sun was brought before
her opposite beam, and such a perfect
gush of hazy white light shot from
that quarter over the larboard bulwarks,
that thereaway, in fact, there
might have been a fleet of ships, or a
knot of islands, and we none the
wiser, as you couldn't look into it at
all. The chief mate came handing a
wonderfully timid young lady down
the poop-ladder with great care, and
as soon as they were safe on the quarterdeck,
she asked with a confiding
sort of lisp, "And where are we going
now then, Mr Finch?" "Well,
Miss," simpered he, "wherever you
please, I'll be glad to conduct you!"
"Oh, but the ship I mean," replied
she, giggling prettily. "Why," said
Finch, stooping down to the binnacle,
"she heads due south-east at present,
Miss." "I am so glad you are going
on again!" said the young lady; "but
oh! when shall we see dear land once
more, Mr Finch?" "Not for more
than a week, I fear," answered the
mate, "when we arrive at the Cape
of Good Hope. But there, Miss, your
poetic feelings will be gratified, I
assure you! The hills there, I might
say, Miss Brodie," he went on, "not
to speak of the woods, are quite dramatic!
You mustn't suppose the
rough mariner, rude as he seems, Miss
Brodie, is entirely devoid of romance
in his sentiments, I hope!" and he
looked down for the twentieth time
that morning at his boots, as he
handed her down the cabin hatchway,
longing to see the Cape, no doubt.
'Much romance, as you call it, there
is in ugly Harry yonder!' thought I;
and comparing this sort of stuff, aft,
with the matter-of-fact notions before
the mast, made me the more anxious
for what might turn up in a few hours,
with this gallant first officer left in
full charge, and the captain, as I understood,
unable to leave his cot. A
good enough seaman the fellow was,
so far as your regular deep-sea work
went, which those India voyagers had
chiefly to do with then; but for aught
out of the way, or a sudden pinch, why,
the peace had just newly set them free
of their leading-strings, and here this
young mate brought his new-fangled
school navigation, forsooth, to run the
Seringapatam into some mess or
other; whereas, in a case of the kind,
I had no doubt he would prove as
helpless as a child. By this time, for
my part, all my wishes for some ticklish
adventure were almost gone,
when I thought of our feelings at the
loss of the boat, as well as the number
of innocent young creatures on
board, with Lota Hyde herself amongst
them: while here had I got myself
fairly set down for a raw griffin. Yet
neither Westwood nor I, unless it
came to the very worst, could, venture
to make himself openly useful! I was
puzzled both what to think of our
exact case, and what to do; whereas
a pretty short time in these latitudes,
as the foremast-man had said, might
finish our business altogether; indeed,
the whole look of things, somehow or
other, at that moment, had a strange
unsettled touch about it, out of which
one accustomed to those parts might
be sure some change would come.
The air, a little ago, was quite suffocating,
the heat got greater; and the
breeze, though it seemed to strengthen
aloft, at times sank quietly out of her
lower canvass like a breath drawn in,
and caught it again as quietly ere it
fell to the masts. What with the
slow huge heave of the water, as it
washed glittering past, and what with
the blue tropical sky overhead, getting
paler and paler at the horizon
astern, from fair heat—while the sunlight
and the white haze on our larboard
beam, made it a complete puzzle
to behold—why, I felt just like some
fellow in one of those stupid dreams
after a heavy supper, with nothing at
all in them, when you don't know how
long or how often you've dreamt it
before. Deuce the hand or foot you
can stir, and yet you've a notion of
something horrid that's sure to come
upon you. We couldn't be much
more than a hundred miles or so to
south'ard of St Helena; but we might
be two thousand miles off the land, or
we might be fifty. I had only been
once in my life near the coast thereaway,
and certainly my recollections
of it weren't the most pleasant. As
for the charts, so little was known of
it that we couldn't depend upon them;
yet there was no doubt the ship had
been all night long in a strong set of
water toward north-east, right across
her course. For my own part, I was
as anxious as any one else to reach
the Cape, and get rid of all this
cursed nonsense; for since last night,
I saw quite well by her look that
Violet Hyde would never favour me, if
I kept in her wake to the day of judgment.
There was I, too, every time I
came on deck and saw those roundhouse
doors, my heart leapt into my
throat, and I didn't know port from
starboard! But what was the odds,
that I'd have kissed the very pitch
she walked upon, when she wasn't for
me!—being deep in love don't
sharpen the faculties, neither, and the
more I thought of matters the stupider
I seemed to get. "Green Hand!"
thought I, "as Jacobs and the larboard
watch call me, it appears—why,
they're right enough! A green hand
I came afloat nine years ago, and by
Jove! though I know the sea and
what belongs to it, from sheer liking
to them, as 'twere—it seems a green
hand I'm to stick—seeing I know so
blessed little of womankind, not to
speak of that whole confounded world
ashore! With all one's schemes and
one's weather-eye, something new
always keeps turning up to show one
what an ass he is; and hang me, if I
don't begin to suppose I'm only fit for
working small traverses upon slavers
and jack-nasty-faces, after all! There's
Westwood, without troubling himself,
seems to weather upon me, with her,
like a Baltimore clipper on a Dutch
schuyt!" In short, I wanted to leave
the Seringapatam as soon as I could,
wish them all a good voyage together
away for Bombay, sit down under
Table Mountain, damn my own eyes,
and then perhaps go and travel
amongst the Hottentots by way of a
change.
The chief officer came aft towards
the binnacle again, with a strut in his
gait, and more full of importance than
ever, of course. "This breeze'll
hold, I think, Macleod?" said he to
the second mate, who was shuffling
about in a lounging, unseamanlike
way he had, as if he felt uncomfortable
on the quarterdeck, and both
hands in his jacket pockets. "Well,"
said the Scotchman, "do ye not think
it's too early begun, sir?" and he
looked about like an old owl, winking
against the glare of light past the
mainsheet to larboard; "I'll not say
but it will, though," continued he,
"but 'odsake, sir, it's terrible warm!"
"Can't be long ere we get into Cape
Town, now," said the mate, "so
you'll turn the men on deck as soon
as breakfast's over, Mr Macleod, and
commence giving her a coat of paint
outside, sir." "Exactly, Mr Finch,"
said the other, "all hands it'll be,
sir? For any sake, Mr Finch, give
thay lazy scoundrels something ado!"
"Yes, all hands," said Finch; and he
was going below, when the second
mate sidled up to him again, as if he
had something particular to say.
"The captain'll be quite better by
this time, no doubt, Mr Finch?"
asked he. "Well—d'ye mean?" inquired
the mate, rather shortly;
"why no, sir—when the surgeon saw
him in the morning-watch, he said it
was a fever, and the sooner we saw
the Cape, the better for him." "No
doubt, no doubt, sir," said the second-mate,
thoughtfully, putting his fore-finger
up his twisted nose, which I
noticed he did in such cases, as if the
twist had to do with his memory,—"no
doubt, sir, that's just it! The
doctor's a sharp Edinbro' lad—did he
see aucht bye common about the captain,
sir?" "No," said Finch, "except
that he wanted to go on deck
this morning, and the surgeon took
away his clothes and left the door
locked." "Did he though?" asked
Macleod, shaking his head, and looking
a little anxious; "didna he ask
for aucht in particular, sir?" "Not
that I heard of, Mr Macleod," replied
the mate; "what do you mean?"
"Did he no ask for a green leaf?"
replied the second mate. "Pooh!"
said Finch, "what if he did?"
"Well, sir," said Macleod, "neither
you nor the doctor's sailed five
voy'ges with the captain, like me.
He's a quiet man, Captain Weelumson,
an' well he knows his calling;
but sometimes warm weather doesn't
do with him, more especial siccan
warm weather as this, when the
moon's full, as it is the night, ye
know, Mr Finch. There's something
else besides that, though, when he's
taken that way." "Well, what is
it?" asked the mate carelessly.
"Oo!" said Macleod, "it can't be
that this time, of course, sir,—it's
when he's near the land! The captain
knows the smell of it, these
times, Mr Finch, as well's a cockroach
does—an' it's then he asks for
a green leaf, and wants to go straight
ashore—I mind he did it the voy'ge
before last, sir. He's a quiet man,
the captain, as I said, for ord'nar'—but
when he's roused, he's a—"
"Why, what was the matter with
him?" said Finch, more attentive
than before, "you don't mean to say—?
go on, Mr Macleod." The second
mate, however, looked cautious, closed
his lips firmly, and twirled his red
whiskers, as he glanced with one eye
aloft again. "Hoo!" said he, carelessly,
"hoo, it's nothing, nothing,—they
just, I'm thinking, sir, what they
call disgestion ashore—all frae the
stommach, Mr Finch! We used just
for to lock the state-room door, an'
never let on we heard—but at any
rate, sir, this is no the thing at all, ye
know!" "Mester Semm," continued
he to the fat midshipman, who
came slowly up from the steerage,
picking his teeth with a pocket-knife,
"go forred and get the bo'sun to turn
up all hands."
"Sir," said I, stepping up to the
mate next moment, before the roundhouse,
"might I use the freedom of asking
whereabouts we are at present?"
Finch gave me a look of cool indifference,
without stirring head or hand;
which I saw, however, was put on,
as, ever since our boating affair, the
man evidently detested me, with all
his pretended scorn. "Oh certainly,
sir!" said he, "of course!—sorry I
haven't the ship's log here to show
you—but it's two hundred miles or so
below St Helena, eight hundred miles
odd off south-west African coast,
with a light westerly breeze bound for
the Cape of Good Hope—so after that
you can look about you, sir!" Are
you sure of all that, sir?" asked I,
seriously. "Oh, no, of course not!"
said he, still standing as before, "not
in the least, sir! It's nothing but
quadrant, sextant, and chronometer
work, after all—which every young
gentleman don't believe in!" Then he
muttered aloud, as if to himself,
"Well, if the captain should chance to
ask for a green leaf, I know where to
find it for him!" I was just on the
point of giving him some angry answer
or other, and perhaps spoiling all,
when I felt a tap on my shoulder,
and on turning round saw the Indian
judge, who had found me in the
way either of his passage or his prospect,
on stepping out of the starboard
door. "Eh!" said he, jocularly, as I
begged his pardon, "eh, young sir—I've
nothing to do with pardons—always
leave that to the governor-general
and councillors! Been doing anything
wrong, then? Ah, what's this—still
calm, or some of your wind again,
Mr officer?" "A fine breeze like to hold,
Sir Charles," answered the mate, all
bows and politeness. "So!" said Sir
Charles, "but I don't see Captain.
Williamson at all this morning—where
is he?" "I am sorry to say he is very
unwell, Sir Charles," said Finch.
"Indeed!" exclaimed the Judge, with
whom the captain stood for all the
seamanship aboard, and looking round
again rather dissatisfied. "Don't like
that, though! I hope he won't be long
unable to attend to things, sir—let me
know as soon as he is recovered, if
you please!" "Certainly, Sir Charles,"
said the chief officer, touching his cap
with some appearance of pique, "but
I hope, sir, I understand my duties in
command, Sir Charles." "Daresay,
sir," said the Judge, "as officer, probably.
Commander absent!—horrible
accidents already!" he muttered crossly,
changing his usual high sharp key
to a harsh croak, like a saw going
through a heavy spar, "something
sure to go wrong—wish we'd done
with this deuced tiresome voyage!"
"Ha, young gentleman!" exclaimed
he, turning as he went in, "d'ye play
chess—suppose not—eh?" "Why yes,
sir," said I, "I do." "Well," continued
he, overhauling me more carefully
than he had done before, though
latterly I had begun to be somewhat
in his good graces when we met by
chance, "after all, you've a chess eye,
if you know the game at all. Come
in, then, for godsake, and let's begin!
Ever since the poor brigadier went,
I've had only myself or a girl to play
against! 'Gad, sir, there is something,
I can't express how horrible to my
mind, in being matched against nobody—or,
what's worse, damme, a
woman! But recollect, young gentleman,
I call not bear a tyro!" and he
glanced at me as we walked into the
large poop-cabin, as sharply and as
cold as a nor'-wester ere it breaks to
windward. Now I happened to know
the game, and to be particularly fond
of it, so, restless as I felt otherwise, I
gave the old nabob a quiet nod, laid
down my griffin-looking straw hat on
the sofa, and in two minutes there we
were, sitting opposite over a splendid
China-made chess-board, with elephants,
emperors, mandarins, and
china-men, all square and ataunto, as
if they'd been set ready for days.
The dark Kitmagar commenced fanning
over his master's head with a
bright feather punka, the other native
servant handed him his twisted hookah
and lighted it, after which he folded
his arms and stood looking down on
the board like a pundit at some campaign
of the Great Mogul—while the
Judge himself waited for my first
move, as if it had been some of our
plain English fellows in Hindostan
commencing against your whole big
India hubbub and finery, to get hold
of it all in the end. For my part I
sat at first all of a tingle and tremble,
thinking how near his lovely daughter
might be; and there were the breakfast
cups laid out on a round table at
the other side, behind me. However I
made my move, Sir Charles made his,
and pitched in to the game in a half
impatient, half long-headed sort of
way, anxious to get to the thick of it,
as it were, once more. Not a word
was said, and you only heard the suck
of the smoke bubbling through the
water-bottle of his pipe, after each
move the Judge made; till I set myself
to the play in right earnest, and,
owing to the old gentleman's haste at
the beginning, or his over-sharpness,
I hooked him into a mess with which
I used to catch the old hands at chess
in the cock-pit, just by fancying what
they meant to be at. The Judge lifted
his head, looked at me, and went on
again. "Your queen is in check, Sir
Charles!" said I, next time, by way
of a polite hint. "Check, though,
young gentleman!" said he, chuckling,
as he dropped one of his outlandish
knights, which I wasn't yet up to the
looks of, close to windward of my
blessed old Turk of a king; so the
skirmish was just getting to be a fair
set-to, when I chanced to lift my eyes,
and saw the door from the after-cabin
open, with Miss Hyde coming through.
"Now, papa," exclaimed she on the
moment, "you must come to breakfast,"—when
all of a sudden, at seeing
another man in the cabin, she
stopped short. Being not so loud
and griffin-like in my toggery that
morning, and my hat off, the young
lady didn't recognise me at first,—though
the next minute, I saw by her
colour and her astonished look, she
not only did that, but something else—no
doubt remembering at last where
she had seen me ashore. "Well,
child," said the Judge, "make haste
with it, then!—Recollect where we
are, now, young gentleman,—and
come to breakfast." She had a pink
muslin morning-dress on, with her
brown hair done up like the Virgin
Mary in a picture, and the sea had
taken almost all the paleness off her
cheek that it had in the ball-room at
Epsom, a month or two ago,—and, by
Jove! when I saw her begin to pour
out the tea out of the silver tea-pot, I
didn't know where I was! "Oh, I
forgot," said the Judge, waving his
hand from me to her, in a hurry,
"Mr Robbins, Violet!—ho, Kitmagar,
curry l'ao!" "Oh," said she,
stiffly, with a cold turn of her pretty
lip, "I have met Mr—Mr—" "Collins,
ma'am," said I. "I have met
this gentleman by accident before."
"So you have—so you have," said
her father; "but you play chess well,
Mr—a—a—what's his name?—ah!
Colley. Gad you play well, sir,—we
must have it out!" The young lady
glanced at me again with a sort of astonishment;
at last she said, no doubt
for form's sake, though as indifferently
as possible,—"You have known
your friend the missionary gentleman
long, I believe, sir?—the Reverend
Mr Thomas—I think that is his name?"
"Oh no, ma'am!" said I hastily, for
the Judge was the last man I wished
should join Westwood and me together,
"only since we crossed the
Line, or so." "Why, I thought he
said you were at school together!"
said she, in surprise. "Why—hem—certainly
not, ma'am—a—a—I—a—a—I
don't remember the gentleman
there," I blundered out. "Eh, what?—check
to your queen, young gentleman,
surely?" asked Sir Charles.
"What's this, though! Always like
to hear a mystery explained, so"—and
he gave me one of his sharp
glances. "Why, why—surely, young
man, now I think of it in that
way, I've seen you before in some
peculiar circumstances or other—on
land, too. Why, where was it—let
me see, now?" putting his finger to
his forehead to think, while, I sat
pretty uneasy, like a small pawn
that had been trying to get to the
head of the board, and turn into a
knight or a bishop, when it falls foul
of a grand figured-out king and queen.
However, the queen is the only piece
you need mind at distance, and blessed
hard it is to escape from her, of
course. Accordingly, I cared little
enough for the old nabob finding out
I had gone in chase of them; but
there sat his charming little daughter,
with, her eyes on her teacup; and
whether the turn of her face meant
coolness, or malice, or amusement, I
didn't know—though she seemed a little
anxious too, I thought, lest her father
should recollect me.
"It wasn't before me, young man?"
asked he, looking, up of a sudden:
"no, that must have been in India—must
have been in England, when I
was last there—let me see." And I
couldn't help fancying what a man's
feelings must be, tried for his life, as
I caught a side-view of his temples
working, dead in my wake, as it
were. The thing was laughable
enough, and for a moment I met
Lota's eye as he mentioned England—'twas
too short a glimpse, though,
to make out; and, thought I, "he'll
be down on Surrey directly, and
then Croydon—last of all, the back of
his garden wall, I suppose!" "Check"
it was, and what I was going to say
I couldn't exactly conceive, unless I
patched up some false place or other,
with matters to match, and mentioned
it to the old fellow, though small
chance of its answering with such a
devil of a lawyer—when all at once I
thought I heard a hail from aloft,
then the second-mate's voice roared
close outside, "Hullo!—aloft there!"
The next moment I started up, and
looked at Miss Hyde, as I heard
plainly enough the cry, "On deck
there—land O!" I turned round at
once, and walked out of the roundhouse
to the quarterdeck, where, two
minutes after, the whole of the passengers
were crowding from below, the
Judge and his daughter already on
the poop. Far aloft, upon the fore-to'gallant-yard,
in the hot glare of the
sun, a sailor was standing, with his
hand over his eyes, and looking to the
horizon, as the Indiaman stood quietly
before the light breeze. "Where-away-ay?"
was the next hail from
deck. "Broad on our larboard bow,
sir," was the answer.