We are not old enough to have been
politically detained at Verdun. Our
impressions of Napoleon are soured by
no recollections of personal tyranny;
and though a near relative wasted the
better portion of his life in the dreary
enjoyments of that conventional fortress,
we do not carry the spirit of
clanship so far as to entertain on that
account a revengeful hatred towards
the memory of the Corsican. At
the same time, it must be confessed
that, towards the latter part of this
past August, the idea of Verdun more
than once recurred unpleasantly to
our mind. It became clear to us that,
for this year at least, there was little
probability of our realising certain
visions of Highland sport which had
been called up by a perusal of the
exciting work of the Stuarts. Her
Majesty was coming down to Balmoral,
and, in consequence, the red deer
of Aberdeenshire were safe, at least
from a private rifle. The grouse, with
a degree of obstinacy truly irritating,
had again failed, and we were little disposed
to levy war against the few and
feeble remaining broods of the cheepers.
The Duke of Sutherland, with a just
economy, had shut up his rivers, and
given the salmon a jubilee; so that
there was no hope of throwing a fly
on the surface of the Shin or the Laxford.
On the other hand, there seemed
to be plenty of sport, and no want of
shooting on the Continent. Licences
were not required, and restrictive seasons
unknown. The odour of gunpowder
was distinct in Paris as early
as the month of February; and ever
since then there had been occasional
explosions and discharges all over the
face of Europe. True, a garde mobile,
or a gentleman in a blouse, especially
when provided with a rusty detonator
and bayonet, is an awkward kind of
sportsman to encounter. Barricades
may be curious structures to inspect;
but it is not pleasant to be on either
side of them when the Red Republic
is in question; and still more ungenial
to be placed exactly in the centre, as
once occurred to a worthy bailie of our
acquaintance, who, having been sent
to Paris in 1830, on a special mission
to fetch home some stray voters for an
impending election in the west, found,
to his intense horror, that the diligence
in which he was located was built up
as a popular defence; that the bullets
were whistling through the windows;
and that even his patron, St Rollox,
seemed deaf to his intercessions for
rescue.
But as we do not happen to hold stock
in the French lines, and therefore have
not thought it necessary, as yet, to
identify ourselves with any of the parties
who are presently contending for
the palm of mastery in France; as the
crusade under the white flag or the
oriflamme in favour of the descendant
of Saint Louis has not yet been openly
proclaimed or enthusiastically preached
by any bearded representative of
Peter, the Miraculous Hermit; and as,
moreover, we had seen quite enough
of France in her earliest stages of paroxysm,
and had no wish to behold
the professors of the vaudeville and
palette engaged, in the present dearth
of money, at the novel occupation of
cobbling shoes for the Sardinian soldiery
in the ateliers nationaux—we
resolved to abstain from Paris in the
meantime, and rather to bend our
steps towards Germany, then in the
full ferment of the Schleswig Holstein
affair. Germany has been an old
haunt of ours from our boyhood.
So far back as 1833, we had the pleasure
of witnessing a tight little skrimmage
between the Heidelberg students
and the soldiery in the square of
Frankfort; and since that time we have
watched with great interest the progress
of the arts, literature, and
sciences, and the development of the
interior resources of the country. Right
sorry were we, though not altogether
surprised, to learn that quiet Germany
had lighted her revolutionary pipe from
the French insurrectionary fires; that
Mannheim, Heidelberg, and Hanau,
those notorious nests of democracy,
had succeeded in perverting the minds
of many throughout the circle of the
Rhenish provinces; and that studentism,
once comparatively harmless, had
become utterly rampant throughout the
land. For although we never could,
even in our earlier years, take any
deep pleasure in cultivating the society
of the Burschenschaft, but, on the
contrary, rather regarded them as a
race to be eschewed by all who had a
wholesome reverence for soap and a
horror for the Kantean philosophy, we
were not unpleased at the national
spirit which they exhibited long ago;
and more than once, in the vaults of
the Himmels-leiter and Jammerthal, at
Nuremberg, we have joined cordially
in the chorus of defiance to French
aggression—
'Sie sollen ihn nicht haben
Den Deutschen freien Rhein!'
That Germany, under her peculiar
constitution, should retain her own,
and that the boundaries should be
strictly preserved, seemed to us a
highly proper, laudable, and patriotic
sentiment; but, when the Teutonic
youth went further, and demanded an
immediate return to the mediæval
system, and the glorious times of the
Empire, we must confess that their
aspirations seemed to us to savour
slightly of insanity. We are, constitutionally,
an admirer of the ancient
times. We do not think that people
are happier, or wiser, or better, or
that they fulfil one whit more conscientiously
their duties to God and
man, when cooped up and collected
within the dingy alleys of a commercial
town, instead of treading the free
soil which gave their fathers birth.
We are not especially affected to the
over-increase of factories, neither
would we award an ovation to any one
for breeding up human beings expressly
for the production of calico. But
not, on that account, would we willingly
recur to the days of the forays
and the raids. We don't want to see
the clans reintegrated, the philabeg
on every hip, and the hills covered
with caterans, each ettling at his
skian-dhu. We have no desire to
cross the Border of moonlight night
at the head of a score of jackmen,
and, more majorum, regale our ears
with the lowing of the Northumbrian
kine. We do not consider such a
feat necessary, simply because a
remote ancestor was afflicted with too
earnest a desire for the improvement
of his patrimonial breed of cattle, and,
having been unluckily found on the
wrong side of the Tweed, died, like
a poet as he was, with some neck-verses
in his mouth, at a place denominated
Hairibee. But our German
friends—more especially the students—have
long been haunted by some such
ideas. The Robbers of Schiller, and
the Goetz von Berlichingen of Goëthe,
have had a poisonous effect upon the
fancy or fantasy of the young. They
have long been dreaming of doublets,
boots, and spurs, and it needed but a
little thing to set them utterly crazy.
Their modern school of painting has
for years been even more mediæval
than their literature; and what the
poets began, Schnorr and Cornelius
have been rapidly bringing to a head.
No one who is intimate with the German
character, will lightly undervalue
the effect of such a popular sentiment,
when an actual opportunity for outbreak
is afforded in revolutionary times.
This feeling, absurd as it is, has
been greatly favoured and fostered by
the infinitesimal division of Germany
at the Treaty of Vienna, and the
maintenance as sovereignties of small
states, which ought long ago to have
been remorselessly absorbed. By
that settlement Germany was declared
to consist of no less than thirty-eight
separate and independent states, with
no other tie of union than an annual
diet at Frankfort. Previous to the Revolutionary
wars, there were actually
about three hundred sovereign rulers
in Germany, each of whom might
have worn a crown, if he could only
have found money enough to buy one.
This was a miserable farce and a
caricature, and it could not possibly
last. The King of Man was a powerful
potentate in comparison with some
of these autocrats; and if there had
been a royal house of Benbecula, the
crown-prince of that insular Eden
would have been a proper match for
the daughter of their sublime Highnesses
of Fugger-Kirchberg-Weisenborn,
or Salm-Reifferscheid-Krautheim.
The French invasion blew
away a crowd of these little sovereigns,
like mites from the surface of a cheese;
but, very unfortunately, a tithe of
them were permitted to clamber back.
Some of the larger German states
thought to fortify their position, and
to obtain an ascendency in the Diet,
by maintaining several of the minor
principalities intact, and, in return,
commanding their votes. Hence the
retention as sovereign princedoms of
the three Anhalts, the two Schwartzbergs,
the two Hohenzollerns, the two
houses of Reuss, the two Lippes,
Waldeck, Lichtenstein, and Homburg—territories,
the outlines of
which you can hardly discover on an
ordinary map of Europe, or even on
one of Germany. These are the instances
which we think the most
objectionable and absurd, but the
case of several others is not much
better. For example, there are four
sovereign Saxe Duchies, besides the
kingdom of Saxony proper.
Thirty-eight, then, were preserved
by the Congress of Vienna, whereas,
for the sake of stability, there should
not have been more than five. The
remaining German states might have
been absorbed, as were many more,
into Austria, Prussia, Saxony, Bavaria,
and Hanover; and, in this way,
power would have been consolidated,
a balance preserved, and entire centralisation
avoided. Instead of which,
for more than thirty years there has
been a constellation of princes and of
petty courts throughout Germany, to
its infinite detriment and discredit.
Magnificent Lichtenstein, with a territory
of two square miles, and about
five thousand subjects, takes rank
with imperial Austria; and Henry,
styling himself the twenty-second of
Reuss-Lobenstein and Ebersdorf,
has as good a patrimonial sceptre as
Frederick-William of Prussia. Out
of all this, what could arise save endless
wrangling and confusion?
The smaller states, especially those
which border on the Rhine, gradually
became the acknowledged hotbeds of
sedition. It was there that the expatriated
journalists and crack-brained
patriotic poets sought refuge,
when their articles, pamphlets, and
ditties, became too strong for the
stomach of the legitimate censor; and
there they have been for years hatching
treason upon unaddled eggs. The
old influence exercised by France over
the Rhenish Confederation has never
utterly decayed. Each fresh insurrectionary
leap in Paris has been followed
by a convulsive movement in
the western Germanic princedoms;
and no pains have been spared for
the dissemination of the republican
propaganda. Even this evil might
have been checked, had Austria and
Prussia acted in unison and good
faith towards each other; but, unfortunately
for Europe, the policy of the
latter power has always been of the
most tortuous and deceptive kind.
Prussia, raised to and maintained in
the first class of European states,
solely on the strength of her military
armament, and jealous of the superior
strength of her southern rival, has
for many years been engaged in intrigues
with the minor states, for the
purpose of securing to herself an independent
position, in the event of the
dissolution of the great German confederation.
Unable to obtain her
object through a legitimate supremacy
in the Diet, Prussia has gradually
withdrawn from the proceedings of
the Federal Congress, and apparently
surrendered to Austria the command
of that feeble body. But by means of the
Zollverein, or Commercial League—a
scheme which she maturely prepared
and perseveringly pursued—Prussia
had contrived to secure the adhesion
of fully three-fourths of the Germanic
states—thus expecting to constitute
herself a protectorate in reality, if
not in name, and to set the authority
of the Diet at absolute defiance.
In England, where very little is
known of the secret springs of continental
diplomacy, the Zollverein
was regarded as a mere commercial
measure. It was, in reality, nothing
more than a preparation for the coming
crisis, in the course of which, as
Prussia fondly hoped, Germany might
be rent asunder, and the larger portion
of the spoil accrue naturally to her
share. As if to make the distinction
between herself and Austria more
apparent, Prussia began to affect
liberalism in a remarkable degree.
Her talk was of constitutions on the
broadest basis; and her king was, in
words at least, a Quixote in the cause
of freedom. But words, however
skilfully uttered, cannot, in the total
absence of action, deceive a people
long. The king of Prussia's promises
were not a whit more fruitful than the
prophecies of the free-traders, who
told us of an immediate millennium.
The censorship of the press was maintained
as stringently as ever, and no
concession was made to the popular
demands, naturally stimulated to excess
by this show of liberality on the
part of the sovereign.
At the commencement of the present
year, the affairs of Germany were
thus singularly complicated. Austria
stood alone on the basis of her old
position, as an absolute and paternal
monarchy, refusing all innovation.
Prussia appeared to favour liberal
institutions, but delayed to grant
them—professed her willingness to
take the lead in a new era of Germany,
but gave no guarantee for her faith.
In consequence, she was not trusted
by the revolutionist party in the south
and west, who, having altogether got
the better of their princes, were determined,
on the very first opportunity,
to try their hands at the task
of regenerating the whole of Germany.
Central authority there was none, for
the Diet, deserted and disregarded
by Prussia, had sunk into utter insignificance,
and hardly knew what function
it was still entitled to perform.
At the tocsin of the French revolution,
the south-west of Germany arose.
The princes bordering on the Rhine
had long been aware that they were
quite powerless in the event of any
general insurrectionary movement,
and, accordingly, they were prepared,
without any hesitation, to grant constitutions
by the score, whenever their
bearded subjects thought fit, in earnest,
to demand them. A constitution is
a cheap thing, and, to a princely proprietor
of limited means, who needed
no seven-league boots to traverse the
circle of his dominions, must be infinitely
better than forfeiture. Baden
began the dance. The Grand-duke
made no difficulty in granting to his
loving liegemen whatever they were
pleased to require. The last of the
Electors—he of Hesse-Cassel—was
equally accommodating; and, in such
circumstances, it would have been
madness for the King of Wurtemberg
to refuse. In Bavaria, the government
attempted to make a stand; but
it was of no use. The late king, one
of the most accomplished of dilettantes,
worst of poets, and silliest of created
men, had latterly put the coping-stone
to a life of folly, by engaging, though a
prospective saint of the Romish calendar,
in a most barefaced intrigue with
the notorious Lola Montes. The indecency
and infatuation of this last
liaison, far more openly conducted than
any of his former numerous amours,
had given intense umbrage, not only
to the people, but to the nobility,
whom he had insulted by elevating the
ci-devant opera-dancer to their ranks.
Other causes of offence were not wanting;
so that poor Ludwig, though the
best judge of pictures in Europe, was
forced to give in, and surrender his
dignity to his son. Then rose Nassau
and Frankfort, Saxony and Saxe
Weimar, and what other small states
we wot not.
Constitutions became as plenty in
the market as blackberries; indeed,
rather too much so, for at last there
was a sort of glut. If the Germans
had merely desired freedom of the
press, trial by jury, burgher-guards,
and the repeal of exceptional laws,
the gift was ready for them; but they
wanted something more, which the
separate sovereigns could not give.
In the midst of the haze of revolution,
the popular eye was fixed upon a dim
phantom of German unity—upon the
eidolon of old Germania, once more
compact and reunited. True, the old
lady had been laid in her grave long
before any of the present generation
were born, not in the fulness of her
strength, but after a gradual decay of
atrophy. This, however, was a sort
of political resurrection; for there she,
or her image, stood, comely as in her
best days, and clothed in mediæval
attire. The dreams of the students
seemed to be in the fair way of accomplishment,
and a loud shout of "Germania
soll leben!" arose from the
banks of the Rhine.
At Heidelberg, on the 5th of March,
an assembly of the German notables
was held. This was a self-constituted
congress of fifty-one persons, and represented
eight states, in rather singular
proportions; for while the duchy
of Baden contributed no less than
twenty-one members, Wurtemberg
nine, and Hesse-Cassel six, Austria
was represented by one individual,
and Rhenish Prussia by four. These
gentlemen passed resolutions to the
effect that Germany should become
one and united; that her safety lay
in herself, and not in alliance with
Russia; and that the time had arrived
for the assemblage of a body of national
representatives. In the list of
the parties so gathered together, we
find the honoured names of Hecker
and of Struve: the star of Von Gagern
of Darmstadt was not yet in the
ascendant. After having delegated
to a committee of seven the task of
preparing the basis of a German parliament,
this meeting separated, to
assemble again with others on the
30th of March at Frankfort, in the
character of a legislative body.
Although insurrectionary symptoms
had been shown at Cologne and Dusseldorf—both
of them especially black-guard
places—Prussia remained tolerably
quiet for a week after constitutions
were circulating like currency on
the Rhine. But on the 13th the storm
burst both at Berlin and Vienna.
Austria did little more than shrug
her shoulders and submit. Prince
Metternich, the oldest statesman of
Europe, and the man most personally
identified with the ancient system,
was the main object of popular
obloquy; and the master whom he had
served so long and so well was physically
incapable of defending him. The
Archduke John espoused the popular
side, and the result was the self-exile
of the Prince. The King of Prussia
remained true to his original character
of charlatan. First of all, his troops fired
upon the mob; then came a temporising
period and a public funeral, spinning
out time, until the result of the Vienna
insurrection was known; and at last
Frederick-William appeared to astonished
Europe in the character of
the great regenerator of Germany, and
as candidate for the throne of the
Empire. The impudence of the address
which he issued upon the memorable
18th of March, absolutely
transcends belief; and that document,
doubtless, will remain to posterity, to
be marked as one of the most singular
instances on record of royal confidence
in public sottishness and credulity.
Here is a short bit of it;
and we are sure the reader will agree
with us in our estimate of the character
and sincerity of the august
author:—
"We believe it right to declare before
all—not only before Prussia, but before
Germany, if such be the will of God,
and before the whole united nation, what
are the propositions which we have resolved
to make to our German confederates.
Above all, we demand that
Germany be transformed from a confederation
of states into a federal state.
We admit that this implies a recognisation
of the federal constitution, which
cannot be carried into effect save by the
union of the princes with the people. In
consequence, a temporary federal representation
from all the states of Germany must
be formed, and immediately convoked.
We admit that such a federal representation
renders constitutional institutions necessary
in the German States, in order
that the members of that representation
may sit side by side, with equal rights.
We demand a general military system of
defence for Germany, copied, in its essential
parts, from that under which our Prussian
armies have won unfading laurels, in
the war of liberation. We demand that the
German army shall be united under one
single federal banner, and we hope to see
a federal general-in-chief at its head. We
demand a German federal flag, and we hope
that, in a short time, a German fleet will
cause the German name to be respected on
neighbouring and on distant seas. We
demand a German federal tribunal, to
settle all political differences between the
princes and their estates, as also between
the different German governments. We
demand a common law of settlement for
all natives of Germany, and perfect
liberty for them to settle in any German
country. We demand that, for the future,
there shall be no barriers raised
against commerce and industry in Germany.
We demand a general Zollverein,
in which the same measures and weights,
the same coinage, the same commercial
rights, shall cement still more closely the
material union of the country. We propose
the liberty of the press, with the same
guarantees against abuses for every part
of Germany. Such are our propositions
and wishes, the realisation of which we
shall use our utmost efforts to obtain."
It certainly is to be regretted, for
his own sake, that the King of Prussia,
if he really had the above projects
thoroughly at heart, did not announce
them a little sooner. Had he
done so, there could have been no
mistake about the matter; and he
can hardly plead want of opportunity.
But to delay the annunciation of the
above sweeping scheme until the
French revolution had given an impulse
to the turbulent population of
the Rhenish states—until constitutions
had been every where granted—until
the foundations of a German National
Assembly had been laid—until Austria
was paralysed by domestic insurrection—and
finally, until Berlin itself
had been in temporary possession of
the mob—does most certainly expose
his Majesty of Prussia to divers grave
insinuations affecting his probity and
his honour. Sir Robert Peel, in like
manner, told us that, for several years,
he had been secretly preparing matters
for the repeal of the corn-laws.
We believe in the admitted treachery;
but what shall we say to the occasion
which caused it to be developed?
Simply this, that in both cases there
was an utter want of principle. The
King of Prussia, like Peel, thought
that he perceived an admirable opportunity
of obtaining power and popularity,
by not only yielding to, but
anticipating, the democratic roar; and,
in consequence, he has shared the
fate which, even on this earth, is
awarded to detected hypocrites. The
south-west of Germany looked coldly
on this new ally. The democratic
leaders, however wild in their principles,
were, after their own fashion,
sincere; and they had no idea of intrusting
the modelment of their new
government to such exceeding slippery
hands. Accordingly, the Frankfort
Assembly met, discussed, and quarrelled,
fixed upon a basis of universal
suffrage, and summoned together, of
their own authority, though not without
recognition of the princes, the
first German Parliament, of which
more anon. In the mean time, valorous
Hecker and sturdy Struve, choice
republicans both, had hoisted the red
banner in Baden, but were somewhat
ignominiously routed. The Parliament
finally met, annihilated the
Diet, and resolved that the provisional
central power of Germany
should be vested in a Reichsverweser,
or Administrator of the Empire, irresponsible
himself, but with a responsible
ministry; and—no doubt to the
infinite disgust of Frederick-William
of Prussia, who was not even named
as a candidate—the choice of the Assembly
fell upon Archduke John of
Austria, who, as we have already
seen, had embraced the popular side,
and forced on, at Vienna, the deposition
of the venerable Metternich.
The Reichsverweser was not summoned
to occupy a bed of roses.
Nominally, he was constituted the
most powerful man in the whole German
confederation, the sovereign of
an emperor, and the controller of
divers kings, princes, grand-dukes,
electors, and landgraves. In reality
he was nobody. Universal suffrage
and empire are things which can
hardly exist together; and it very
soon appeared that the motive power,
whatever that might be, was exclusively
in the hands of the six hundred
and eighty-four individuals who occupied
the church of Saint Paul. To
chronicle their doings is not the object
of the present paper. It may be sufficient
to remark that the first stumbling-block
in the way of German
unity was to discover the limits of
what properly might be denominated
Germany. On this point there were
many strange and conflicting opinions.
Some were for incorporating every
possession which had fallen under the
rule of any German house,—in which
case, Hungary, Lombardy, and part
of Poland, would have fallen under
the protection of Frankfort. Some,
with more classical tastes, were desirous
of extending their claim to every
country which at any time had been
under Teutonic rule,—in which case,
Palestine and Sicily, if not Italy,
would fall to be annexed, and the
shadow of the Empire be thrown as
far as the Euxine, on the strength of
the ancient tradition that Ovid, in his
exile at Pontus, had studied the German
language and composed German
poetry. The map of Europe afforded
no solution of the difficulty. There
had been cessions, and clippings, and
parings innumerable during the last
century and a half. Limburg had
been annexed to Holland, and Schleswig
was clearly under the dominion of
Denmark. In this position the Germans
committed the enormous folly
of adopting the cause of the Schleswig
malcontents, and of plunging, before
their own house was set in order, into
the dangers of a European war.
Having proceeded thus far in the
exposition of German affairs, we now
cede the narrative to our excellent
friend Dunshunner, who, with characteristic
kindness, accompanied us in
this expedition. Notwithstanding
some few omissions, such as that of
entirely forgetting to muniment himself
with letters of credit, we found
him a very agreeable companion. He
was perfectly acquainted with Frankfort
and elsewhere, and, we suspect,
better known than trusted throughout
the valley of the Rhine. On looking
over his notes, we observe that, with
his usual devotedness, he has entirely
dispensed with any notice of
our existence—a circumstance which
we are the more ready to pardon, as
it relieves us from the necessity of
pledging ourselves to the minute accuracy
of his statements. But whatever
ingredient of fiction there may be in
his dialogue, this at least is certain,
that as a general picture it is true.
No man—says Dunshunner—who
has this year visited Germany, could
believe that it is the same country
which he knew in the days of its
tranquillity. In former times, the
tourist, if his opinions happened to be
extra liberal, or slightly savouring of
republicanism, would have done well
to abstain from proclaiming them
over loudly in the streets. I have myself
seen a dirty Frenchman, of the
propaganda school, ceremoniously
conducted from the hotel to the guard-house
of Mayence, by a couple of
armed police, in consequence of a
tirade against royalty; and I recollect
that, for some time afterwards,
there was considerable speculation as
to the place of his ultimate destination.
Now, the danger lies the other
way. The more radicalism you can
muster up, the better you will be appreciated
in such cities as Cologne
and Frankfort,—the former of which
places, if I had my will, should be deliberately
devoted without mercy to
the infernal gods. Always a nest of
rascality and filth, Cologne now presents
an appearance which is absolutely
revolting. Its streets are
swarming with scores of miscreants
in blouses, belching out their unholy
hymns of revolution in your face, and
execrating aristocracy with a gusto
that would be refreshing to the soul
of Cuffey. The manners of the people
even in the hotels, which I was glad
to find nearly deserted, are rude and
ruffianly in the extreme. The very
waiters seem impressed with the idea
that civility is a failing utterly inconsistent
with the dignity of regenerated
patriots; and they take such pains to
show it that I could well understand
the apprehensions of a timorous countryman,
who confessed to me in the
steam-boat that he had been so
alarmed at the threatening aspect of a
democratic kellner as to take the precaution
of locking himself up in his
bed-room, lest haply, in the course of
the night, his weazand should be
made an offering to Nemesis, and his
watch and purse transferred upon the
communist principle.
The traveller who, this year, passed
for the first time from Belgium into
Germany, must have been deeply impressed
with the marked difference
between the manners of the two
people. In Belgium all is tranquillity,
order, and apparent ease. Neither in
the towns nor in the country is there
discernible the slightest trace of disaffection
or turbulence. Citizens and
peasantry are pursuing their usual
avocations in peace, and the contentment
which reigns throughout bears
testimony to the blessings of a firm and
prudent government. But the instant
the boundary is passed, you are immediately
and painfully reminded that
you have left a land of order, and entered
into one of anarchy. Instead
of the quiet civil Belgian traders and
negociants, the carriages on the railway—especially
the third class, which
I invariably preferred for the sake of
enjoying the full flavour of democratic
society—are crowded with every imaginable
species of pongo pertaining to
the liberal creed. Your ears are
filled with a gush of guttural jargon,
in which the words einigkeit, despotismus,
and unabhängigkeit prodigiously
preponderate; and ever and anon some
canorous votary of freedom shouts
out a stave of a song, constructed upon
any thing but constitutional principles.
The first feature which strikes you in
the male portion of the population is,
the preposterous length of their
beards. Formerly the Germans used
to shave; at least they kept their chins
reasonably clean, and if they cultivated
any extra capillary growth, reserved
their care for their mustache.
Now every one of them has a beard
like a rabbi, and to use razors is considered
the sure and infallible sign of
a loyalist and an aristocrat. At
Juliers I had the pleasure of encountering
the first specimen of Young
Germany that crossed my path, and
a precious object he was. I had been
sitting for some time vis-a-vis with a
little punchy fellow from Vienna,
with a beard as red as that which
the old masters have assigned to
Barabbas; and as he spoke little,
but smoked a great deal, I was inclined
to think him rather a companionable
sort of individual than
otherwise. But, at the station, in
stepped a youth apparelled precisely
after the fashion of an assassin in a
melodrama. His broad beaver hat,
with a conical crown, was looped up
at one side, garnished with an immense
cockade of red, black, and gold, and
surmounted by a couple of dingy ostrich
feathers. I lament, for the sake
of our home manufactures, to state
that he exhibited no symptom of
shirt-collar; nor, so far as I could observe,
had he invested any portion of
his capital in the purchase of interior
linen. Over his bare neck there descended
a pointed Maximilian beard.
A green blouse, curiously puckered
and slashed on the sleeves, was secured
round his person by a glazed
black belt and buckle, and his legs
were cased in a pair of rusty Hessians.
In short, he needed but a dagger and
a brace of pistols to render him theatrically
complete; and had Fitzball
been in the carriage, the heart of that
amiable dramatist would assuredly
have yearned within him at the sight
of this living personification of his
own most romantic conceptions. I had
forgotten to state that the patriot had
slung by his side a wallet, of the sort
which is familiar to the students of
Retzsch, in which he carried his tobacco.
To my amazement, nobody, not
even the gens-d'armes on the platform,
appeared to be the least surprised at
this formidable apparition, who commenced
filling his pipe with the calmness
of an ordinary Christian. For
my own part, I could not take my
eyes off him, but sate speechlessly
staring at this splendid specimen of
the Empire. Nor was it long before
he thought fit to favour us with his
peculiar sentiments. Some sort of
masonic sign was interchanged between
the new comer and Barabbas,
and the former instantly burst forth
into a lecture upon the political prospects
of his country. It has been my
fortune to hear various harangues,
from the hustings and elsewhere—and
I have even solaced my soul with the
outpourings of civic eloquence—but
never was it my fortune to hear such
a discourse upon constitutions as that
pronounced by this interesting stranger.
The total demolishment of
thrones, the levelling of all ranks, the
abolition of all religions, and the partition
of property, were the themes in
which he revelled; and, to my considerable
surprise and infinite disgust,
the punchy Viennese assented to one
and all of his propositions. Some remark
which I was rash enough to
hazard, impugning the purity of the
doctrines professed by the respectable
Louis Blanc, drew upon me the ire of
both; and I was courteously informed,
in almost as many words, that freedom,
as understood in Britain, was utterly
effete and worn out,—that Germany
was fifty years in advance of the
wretched island,—and that, when the
German fleet was fairly launched
upon the ocean, satisfaction would be
taken for divers insults which it did
not seem convenient to specify.
It is, of course, utterly out of the
question to reason with maniacs, else
I should have been very glad to know
why these new republicans entertained
such a decided hatred of England.
One can perfectly well understand the
existence of a similar feeling among
the French,—indeed, abuse of our
nation is the surest topic to win applause
from a Parisian audience, and
it has been, and will be, employed as
the last resource of detected patriots
and impostors. But why Young Germany
should hate us, as it clearly
does, is to me a profound enigma.
During the Revolutionary wars, we allowed
ourselves to be plundered and
subsidised in support of the freedom
which the Germans could not maintain.
Prussia, after taking our money, most
infamously went over to France, and
laid her clutches upon Hanover. We
forgave the aggression and the treachery,
and still continued to lavish our
gold and our blood in their defence,
performing, up to the close of the
struggle, the part of a faithful and by
far too generous ally. Notwithstanding
all this, which is clearly written
in history, the fact is certain, that
every one of these revolutionists devoutly
longs for the downfall of Britain,
and would gladly lend a helping hand
to assist. Cobden was fêted on the
Continent, not because he was a commercial
reformer, but because he was
known to be a determined enemy to
the British aristocracy, and a virulent
and successful demagogue. It was
for that reason, and for that alone,
that he was greeted on his progress by
the rising rascaldom of Europe: he
was to them the mere type of a coming
democracy, and they cared not a copper
for his calico.
It is comfortable, however, to know
that Young Germany has other enemies,
whom she regards with even
more jaundiced eyes. There is not
one republican rogue on the Rhine
but feels a pang of terror at the
mere mention of the name of Russia.
They are perfectly well aware
that Great Britain has no intention of
meddling with them, and that they
may cut and carve at their own constitutions
without the slightest risk of
exciting an active interference. But
they are not so sure of the permanent
neutrality of Nicholas; and an unwholesome
suspicion is constantly
present to their minds, that, in the
progress of events, Russia may combine
with the constitutional party in
Austria and Bavaria, and restore order
by sweeping from the face of the earth
the whole revolutionary gang. And
it is not at all impossible that such
may be the result, when the government
of Prussia awakes to a sense of
its duty, and their king becomes
thoroughly ashamed of the unworthy
part he has acted. At present, he
has the merit of having stirred up a
conflagration which he is not permitted
to direct, and the misfortune of finding
that, besides his neighbour's house, his
own is threatened with the flames.
He has thrown himself into the arms
of the ultra-democratic party, without
the slightest symptom of recognition on
their part. His name is in every mouth
a by-word. He is cursed by the constitutionalists
for his treachery and fickleness,
and laughed at by the movement
party, whose aim is a pure republic.
I took the earliest possible opportunity
of treating both of the admirers
of freedom to beer at a station, and,
in consequence, rose somewhat in their
good graces. He in the garb of the
middle ages had evidently been refreshing
himself already in the course of
the forenoon, and proceeded to vary
the monotony of the journey by
chanting a hymn of Freiligrath's,
which, it struck me, might have been
improved by the omission of considerable
bloodthirstiness. I was not sorry
when we arrived at Cologne, and had
to submit our baggage for inspection
to the custom-house officers—an operation
which they performed with
much civility; nevertheless I thought
it incumbent upon me, before parting,
to point out this remnant of feudal
tyranny to my companions, and to
request that, when Germany had become
a republic, and kings and kaisers
were no more, the grievance might be
redressed. Though neither of them
were burdened with goods, they were
kind enough to assure me that my recommendation
should be attended to—a
promise which they sealed with
oaths; whereupon we shook hands,
and parted, I sincerely trust, for ever.
Not having the slightest wish to
renew my acquaintance with the
skulls of Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar,
or with the interesting relics
of Saint Ursula and her plurality of
virgins, I set off early next morning
on the customary passage up the
Rhine. Judging from the diminished
numbers and appearance of the passengers,
the hand of revolution has
already weighed heavily upon the
industry of this district. There were
none of the English travelling carriages
on board—none of the merry
groups that used to congregate
under the awning, and spread the
echoes of their laughter and merriment
over the bosom of Father Rhine.
Even the artists, that ubiquitous class,
were unrepresented. The quarter-deck
was sparsely tenanted by a few
Germans wearing the national cockade,
who were evidently on their way
to Frankfort; one or two Frenchmen,
who, having nothing to do in Paris,
were killing time by a short summer
ramble, and a single enterprising
Cockney and his bride. Every one
seemed dull and dispirited, and utterly
without that store of enthusiasm
which used to be expended as a sort
of necessary tribute to the glorious
scenery of the river. I made acquaintance
with a young Parisian banker, a
gay good-humoured fellow of Herculean
proportions, who had fought on
the side of order in the bloody affair of
June. He was a decided Orleanist
in his politics, and had no faith whatever
in the ultimate stability of the
Republic.
"I turned out," he said, "with the
national guard, and a hard time we
had of it at the barricades. The canaille
fought like devils. But what
would you have?—it was neck or
nothing with us. Property is worth
little in France, thanks to Lamartine
and the rest; but there is a worse
thing than the loss of property—le
pillage et le viol! So I fought for the
Republic, bad as it is, being the only
barrier between us and absolute ruin.
For myself, I am heartily tired of the
whole concern. I have come away
with fifty louis in my purse, to amuse
myself for a month; and then I shall
return to Paris, in the full expectation
of being shot before the month of
February."
His disgust at the present aspect
of Germany was excessive.
"The fools! the imbeciles! What
possible good can they expect to receive
from their revolution? My
countrymen were foolish enough—but
we laboured under the curse of centralisation
in Paris, and, heaven knows!
we are paying the penalty. The departments
of France did not want a
change; but here the infection appears
to be universal. Look at that fat
fool with the absurd cockade!—I take
him to be a substantial merchant in
one of their towns—he may not have
felt the pressure as yet, but before six
months are over his stock will be
lying useless on his hands, and his
affairs utterly bankrupt. That is the
price he must pay for national unity, and
the privilege of wearing in his hat a
badge about the size of a soup-plate!"
Presently we were favoured with a
specimen of the warlike preparations
of the assembly at Frankfort. That
body had, a few days before, refused
their consent to the armistice which
the regent had been empowered to
conclude with the king of Denmark;
and steamer after steamer dashed past
us, conveying Prussian, Nassau, and
Darmstadt troops from Mayence to
the scene of action. With the new
gaudy colours of the Empire trailing
at the stern, these vessels came down
the stream, the troops cheering as they
went by, and apparently in high spirits.
"Very well, gentlemen!" thought
I, "go on. The attack on little Denmark
by a great bully of a power
may seem a very creditable thing at
present, but we shall see how it will
end. Take care you don't run your
heads against a certain individual to
the northward, who is popularly supposed
to subsist principally upon spermaceti,
and who would ask no better
amusement than that of extracting a
little of your extra democracy with
the knout. There would be some
grimacing in Cologne at the sight of
a pulk of Cossacks!"
Coblentz, that pretty little town
which reposed so quietly under the
huge shadow of Ehrenbreitstein, was
crowded with troops, waiting for the
opportunity of transport. I had scarcely
stepped upon the quay when I found
myself enveloped in the embrace of a
gentleman in military accoutrements,
who exclaimed with Teutonic fervour—
"Du lieber himmel! Er ist's! August
Reignold von Dunshunner, wie geht's?"
I looked up, and presently recognised
an old acquaintance in the person
of one Ernest Herrmann, formerly
fahntrager or ensign in a regiment of
Wurtemberg infantry, and now a
captain in the same distinguished
service. Years before, I had seen a
good deal of him at Stuttgardt, and
still remembered with pleasure his
accomplishments in the ball-room and
the skittle-ground.
"Herrmann, my dear fellow!" said
I, "is it possible that I meet you here?
Have you changed service, or what
brings you here from Stuttgardt?"
"Not I," replied Herrmann. "Still
true to the old colours; but you see we
have added another since you were
last here. The fact is, that our regiment
is on its way for a brush with
the Danes, and we expect to take up
our winter-quarters at Copenhagen."
"Indeed!"
"Will you not join us? I have no
doubt it will be the rarest fun—and I
am sure the colonel would not have the
least objection to your being of our
party."
"Thank you!" said I drily, "I am
afraid I should be rather in the way.
And how are our old friends Krauss
and Bartenstein, and the rest?"
"All well and all here! Come along
with me, we are just going to dinner,
and you positively must spend an hour
with us. Not that way!" said my
friend, as I was making for one of the
larger hotels, at the door of which
two waiters were waving napkins, as
if to allure the unwary passenger—"not
that way! We have a quiet
gast-haus of our own, and I think I
can promise you a tolerable spread."
I yielded to the suggestion, and
accompanied Herrmann down a back
street until we reached a tavern, which,
certainly, I would not have been inclined
to select as my own peculiar domicile.
Several Wurtemberg soldiers were
smoking their pipes in the passage,
and the aroma which issued from the
Stuben was far more pungent than
pleasant. We ascended a wooden
stair leading to an upper apartment,
in which a number of officers were
already seated at table.
"Whom do you think I have here?"
cried Herrmann. "Krauss, Offenbach,
Bartenstein—have you forgot our old
friend the Freyherr von Dunshunner?"
In an instant I was pounced upon
by Krauss, who, after a hug of German
fraternity, passed me to his nearest
comrade; and in this way I made the
round of the table, until I emerged
from the arms of an aged major, as
odorous as Cadwallader when mounted
on his goat after a liberal luncheon
upon leeks.
I used to like the German officers.
They were a frank, good-humoured,
rough-and-ready sort of fellows, decently
educated, as times go, and
easily and innocently amused. I
would rather, however, not mess with
them, for they are extremely national
and economical in their diet; and I
never throve much upon the bread
soup, sauer kraut, and pork, which
constitute the staple of their entertainments.
But I was gratified at meeting
once more with old companions,
though under circumstances singularly
changed. The senior officers,
I could see, were not very sanguine as
to the results of their expedition, and
it was only among the younger portion
that any enthusiasm was exhibited.
So we talked a great deal, and consumed
a considerable quantity of indifferent
Moselle, until a messenger
announced that time was up, and the
steamer ready to depart. I accompanied
my friends to the quay, and
bade them farewell, with a strong
conviction that, from the present state
of European affairs, it was highly improbable
that we should ever meet again.
Two days afterwards I arrived at
Frankfort, every hour upon the road
having afforded farther evidence of the
entire disorganisation which is prevalent
throughout Germany. In Mayence,
that strong garrison town, any
thing but a friendly feeling subsists between
the military and the populace.
The latter, long accustomed to strict
rule, have become turbulent and insolent,
never omitting any opportunity of
displaying their ill-will, especially to
the Austrians, who have as yet received
such demonstrations with the
phlegm peculiar to their nation. But it
is very evident that the Austrian soldiery
are sick of this order of things,
and that, whenever an opportunity of
action may occur, they will not be
slow in taking a summary vengeance
on the blouses. In the mean time
discipline is relaxed, and men seem
hardly to know who is their legitimate
master. France never yet had so
good an opportunity of achieving that
old object of her ambition—the boundary
of the Rhine; and, in the event
of a European war, it is almost certain
that the attempt will be made.
Frankfort, to outward appearance,
is, or at least was when I entered it,
as brisk and bustling as ever. The
tradesmen, with the exception of the
publishers, to whom the Revolution
has been a godsend, may not be driving
so profitable a business, but the
influx of strangers since the Assembly
met has been remarkable. Here
Young Germany flourishes in full unwashed
and uncontrolled luxuriance.
Every kind of costume which idiocy
can devise is to be met with in the
streets, and the conical parliamentary
hat confronts you at every turn. The
bustle of politics has superseded that
of commerce, and the conversation
relates far more to democracy than to
dollars. The hotels are still crowded,
it being the fashion for members of
the same political views to dine together
at the tables-d'hôte—so that
the traveller who is not aware of this
arrangement may, by going to one
house, find himself a participator in a
red republican banquet; whereas, had
he merely crossed the street, he might
have fed with moderate conservatives.
My old quarters used to be at the
Weidenbusch; but by this time I had
become so disgusted with everything
savouring of liberalism that I directed
the coachman to drive to the Russischer
Hof, where I trusted to find
rest and peace under the protecting
shadow of Saint Nicholas.
I was leisurely washing down my
evening cutlet with the contents of a
flask of Liebfrauenmilch, and wondering
whether the pleasant cafés outside
the city gates were still in existence,
when a huge colossus of a man
entered the salle-à-manger, seated
himself immediately opposite me at
table, and demanded a double portion
of kalbs-braten. I could not refrain
from taking a deliberate view of the
stranger. He appeared to be upwards
of sixty, was curiously clad in duffle,
possessed a double, nay, a triple chin,
and his small pig eyes peered out from
under their pent-house above a mass
of pendulous and quivering cheek.
His stomach, enormous in its development,
seemed to extend from his neck
to his knees; his short stubby fingers
were girded with divers seal-rings of
solid bullion, and he spoke in the
husky accents of an ogre after too
plentiful a repast in the nursery.
As I gazed upon this marked victim
for apoplexy, his features gradually
seemed to become familiar to my eyes.
I was certain that I had heard that
short asthmatic wheeze, and seen that
pendulous lip before. Strange suspicions
crossed my mind, but it was not
until I saw him produce from his
pocket a pipe well known to me in
former days, that I felt assured of being
in the presence of my old preceptor
the Herr Professor Klingemann.
The worthy man had, in the mean
time, honoured me with a reciprocal
survey; but either his eyes had failed
him, or his memory was not so retentive
as mine, for he betrayed no
symptoms of recognising his quondam
pupil. Much affected, I rose up, extended
my hand, and inquired if he
did not know me.
He stared at me in bewilderment
until I mentioned my name, and
then suddenly, with a chuckle of delight,
he extended his arms, as if to embrace
me across the table—a ceremony
which I wisely avoided, as I have
observed that glasses broken in a
hotel are invariably charged at double
the original cost. I made the circuit,
however, and, after undergoing the
usual hug, and a world of preliminary
inquiries, sat down by the side of my
former guide, philosopher, and friend.
Klingemann had always been suspected
to be somewhat of a democrat.
He had smoked his way through all
the intricate labyrinth of German philosophy,
in search of what he called
the universal system of reconcilement
of theory, until his brain became as
muddy as the Compensation Pond
which supplies Edinburgh with water.
Of course, as is always the case under
such circumstances, he acquired a corresponding
reputation for profundity,
and was, by many of his students, esteemed
the leading metaphysician of
Europe. If a man cannot achieve any
other kind of character, he has always
this in reserve: if he will make a point of
talking unintelligibly, and of employing
words which nobody else understands,
he will, in time, be raised to the level
of Kant and Hegel, without giving
himself any extraordinary trouble in
the search for fugitive ideas. But the
politics of Klingemann—at least in
my university days—never used to
emerge until he had moistened his clay
with a certain modicum of liquid.
Then, to be sure, he would descant
with almost superhuman energy upon
constitutional and despotic systems.
He used to demonstrate how perfect
liberty was attainable by an immediate
return to the noble principles of
the Lacedæmonians, whose social code
and black broth he esteemed as the
perfection of human sagacity. He
also held in deep respect the patriarchal
form of government, and was of
opinion that the soil of the earth belonged
to nobody, but ought to be
cultivated in common.
Solomon was right when he averred
that there is nothing new under the
sun. The principles of communism, as
at present advocated on the Continent
by Messrs Louis Blanc and Prudhon,
and in England by the unfortunate
Cuffey, were long ago expounded and
practised by Luckie Buchan and Mr
Robert Owen. Let us be just in our
movement, and pay honour where
honour is due. Let those who embrace
the creed do justice to the
manes of its founder, and style themselves
Buchanites, in veneration of that
estimable woman whose attempted
apotheosis has been so well described
by Mr Joseph Train. Professor Klingemann,
with all his erudition, had
never heard of Luckie Buchan; but,
for all that, he was completely of her
mind. Had his views been openly
promulgated, there can be little doubt
that his labours in the university
would have been cut short in a somewhat
despotic manner; but he had
sense enough to avoid observation,
and never lectured upon politics except
in private, to a select circle of
his acolytes.
Such was Klingemann when I knew
him first. We had corresponded for
a short while after I left the university,
but I soon got tired of the professor's
hazy lucubrations, and undutifully
omitted to reply, which in time
produced the desired effect. For
years I heard nothing of him, save on
one occasion, when he did me the
honour to send me a copy of his magnum
opus, entitled "An Essay upon
the Ideality, Perceptiveness, and Ratiocination
of Notions," closely printed
upon two thousand mortal pages of
dingy paper, with a request that I
would be kind enough to translate and
publish it in the English language.
As I bore no spite at the moment
against any particular bookseller, and
was by no means covetous of working
out my own individual ruin, I did
not think it necessary to comply with
this philanthropic suggestion; and the
original of the work is perfectly at the
service of any gentleman who may
have the fancy for attaining a European
reputation. Klingemann, I dare
say, was disappointed, but he bore
no manner of malice.
"My dear professor," said I, "you
are the last man whom I should have
expected to meet in Frankfort. I
thought you were far away at the
university, occupied as usual with
those sublime works which have made
your name immortal."
"Ah, Augustus, my dear child!"
replied the professor with a deep
sigh, "things have strangely altered
since you were here last. I used to
think that I was labouring in the
sphere of usefulness, by concentrating
into one focus of ever-brilliant illumination
the scattered rays of human
idiosyncrasy and idoneousness; but I
find now that, for many years, I have
been sending the plummet vainly
down the deep unfathomable chasm
of psychology and speculation! Wass
henker! what keeps that schelm
with my kalbs-braten? No, my
son; I have discovered, though late,
that I am made for action, and henceforth
I shall devote my energies to
the amelioration of the human race."
"As how, my honoured sir? I am
somewhat at a loss to understand you."
"By taking an active interest in the
affairs of the outer and living man, as
contradistinguished from the internal
reflective being. Know, August Reignold
von Dunshunner, that I am a
member of the German parliament!"
"You, my dear professor! Is it
possible? And yet why should I
doubt?" continued I, bowing reverently
to the illustrious man; "at
this particular crisis, Europe imperatively
needs the services of her master
spirits."
"She does," replied the professor,
"and Germany requires them in particular.
You see our system was old
and antiquated. We were pressed
upon from without, and the dark subtile
spirit of the Metternichian policy
spread like a poisonous miasmatical
exhalation over the whole surface of
the land. It was time to alter these
things—full time that the most gigantically-gifted
and heroical race of the
world should escape from the insidious
fetters of a low and degrading
despotism!"
"Pardon me, my dear professor,
but so long a time has elapsed since I
left the university, that I can hardly
follow the meaning of some of these
very lengthy words. But am I right
in addressing you by your academic
title? Do you still retain possession
of your chair?"
"Of course," replied Klingemann,
with a twinkle of his eye. "I should like
to see any of the princes venture just
now to infringe the rights of the universities!
Our noble German youth
have been the first to assert the grand
principle of unity, and future ages will
record with triumph their deeds at
the barricades of Vienna and of
Berlin."
"And your salary?"
"I draw it still, with compensation
for the loss of students."
"That must be a pleasant arrangement!"
"It is. I have left my lectures with
a famulus to be read next winter, in
case there should be any class. But,
before then, I expect that Germany
will require the active service of its
youth."
"Indeed!" said I; "are you then
apprehensive of a general European
war?"
The learned man made no reply,
being intently occupied with his victuals.
There was silence in the room
for about a quarter of an hour, until
the professor, having finished his meal,
and mopped up the last drop of gravy
with a morsel of bread which he incontinently
devoured, removed the napkin
from his bosom, filled out a tumbler
of Moselle, and thus resumed:—
"Hear me, young man! I always
loved you; for, in the midst of a certain
frivolity of disposition, I discerned
the traces of a strong practical enterprising
genius. Nay—I am serious.
Often, in the course of the speculations
which have been forced upon me,
during the late headlong current of
events, have I thought of you in connexion
with the coming destinies of
your country. For—do not mistake my
meaning—the avalanche which is now
sliding down the mountain, with terrific
velocity, will not stay itself until it
reaches the valley. The rights of the
people are not the sole object of the
present movement. The awakening
of the great heart of Germany is the
mere prelude to events that will upset
monarchies, overthrow thrones,
and shatter society to its deepest
foundations, until, by an unerring law
of nature, which provides that light
shall emerge from darkness, order will
uprear itself from the shattered elemental
chaos, and the work of social
reorganisation be commenced anew.
You see my purpose?"
"Why, to say the truth, profoundest
of professors, I have not the slightest
glimmering of your drift!"
"You are dull, Herr von Dunshunner!"
replied Klingemann, knitting
his brows—"much duller than I
could have expected from one who
has attended my lectures. In Britain,
you have not yet attained that point
of exalted rationalismus, from which
alone the true surface of society can
be surveyed. You think, I presume,
that your own present system of government
is perfect?"
"If you mean government by
Queen, Lords, and Commons, I am
clearly of opinion that it is. But if
you mean to ask my impressions of
the present Cabinet, I rather think I
should give you a very different
answer."
"You mistake me altogether," replied
the professor. "What are you,
in Britain but a heterogeneous mixture
of all possible races, without
unity of blood, and sometimes even
unity of language? Are not Celt
and Saxon, Dane and Norman,
jumbled together in the great social
sphere? And can you expect, out of
these warring elements, ever to produce
harmony? No, August Reignold!
One great error—the total
disregard of unity of race—has hitherto
been the enormous stumbling-block
in the way of human perfection, and
it is for the cure of that error that
Germany has arisen from her sleep!"
"And what the deuce—excuse my
profanity—do you intend to do?"
"To reunite and reconstitute the
nations upon the foundation of unity
of race," replied the professor.
"It would be rather a difficult
thing to accomplish in my case, professor."
I replied. "Without raising
a multiplepoinding; as we say in
Scotland, I could hardly ascertain to
which race I really belong. My father
was a Saxon, my mother a Celt—I
have a cross of the Norman ancestry,
and a decided dash of the Dane.
It would defy anatomy to rank me!"
"In cases of admixture," said the
professor, lighting his pipe—"which,
be it remarked, are the exceptions,
and not the rule—we are willing to
admit the minor test of language.
Now, observe. Western Europe—for
we need not complicate ourselves
with the Sclavonic question—may be
considered as occupied by four different
races. It is, I believe, quite
possible to reduce them to three, but,
in order to avoid controversy, I am
willing to take the higher number.
In this way we should have, instead
of many separate states, merely to
undertake the arrangement or federalisation
of four distinct races—the
Latin, the Teutonic, the Celtic, and
Scandinavian. Each tree should be
allowed to grow separately, but all its
branches should be interwoven together,
and the result will be a harmony
of system which the world has never
yet attained."
"You hold France to be Celtic, I
presume, professor?"
"Decidedly. The southern portion
has an infusion of Latin, and the
northern of Scandinavian blood; but
the preponderance lies with the Celt."
"And who do you propose should
join with France?"
"Three-fourths of Ireland, the
Highlands of Scotland, Wales, and
the Basque Provinces."
"So far well.—And England?"
"England is confessedly Saxon;
and, as such, the greater portion of her
territory must be annexed to Germany."
"While Northumberland and the
Orkney islands are handed over to
Scandinavia! I'll tell you what,
professor—you'll excuse my freedom;
but, although I have heard a good deal
of nonsense in the course of my life,
this idea of yours is the most preposterous
that was ever started."
"We are acting upon it, however,"
replied Klingemann; "for it is upon
that principle we are claiming Schleswig
from Denmark, and Limburg from
the crown of Holland. But for that
principle we should be clearly wrong,
since it is admitted that, in all past
time, the Eyder has been the boundary
of Germany. All territorial limits,
however, must yield to unity of race."
"May I ask if there are many
members of the German parliament
who favour the same theory?"
"A good many—at least of the left
section."
"They must be an enlightened set
of legislators! Take my word for it,
professor, you will have enough to do
in settling the affairs of Germany
Proper, without meddling with any of
your neighbours."
"It must be owned," said the professor,
"that we still require a good
deal of internal arrangement. We
have our fleet to build."
"A fleet!—what can you possibly
want with a fleet? And if you had
one, where are your harbours?"
"That is a point for after consideration,"
replied Klingemann. "I am
not much acquainted with maritime
matters, because I never have seen the
sea; but we consider a fleet as quite
essential, and are determined to build
one. Then there is the settlement of
religious differences. That, I own,
gives me some anxiety."
"Why should it, in a country where
three-fourths of the population, thanks
to metaphysics, are rationalists?"
"I do not know. There is a proposal
to construct a pantheon, somewhat
on the principle of the Valhalla,
in which men of all sects may worship;
but I am strongly impressed
with the propriety of a unity of creed
as well as a unity of race."
"And this creed you would make
compulsive?"
"To be sure. We expect obedience
to the laws—that is, to our
laws, when we shall have made them;
and I cannot see why a law of worship
should be less imperative than a
law which binds mankind to the observance
of social institutions."
Shade of Doctor Martin Luther!—this
in thy native land!
"Well, professor," said I, "you
have given me enough to think on for
one night at least. Perhaps to-morrow
you will be kind enough to take
me to the parliament, and point out
some of the distinguished men who
are about to regenerate the world."
"Willingly, my dear boy," said the
professor; "it is your parliament as
well as mine, for you are clearly of the
Saxon race."
"Which," interrupted I, "I intend
to repudiate as soon as the partition
begins; for, whatever may be doing
elsewhere, there are at least no symptoms
of barricades in the Highlands."
Although it exceeded the bounds of
human credulity to suppose that a majority,
or even a considerable section
of the German parliament, entertained
such preposterous ideas as those
which I had just heard from Klingemann,
it was obvious that the supreme
authority had fallen into the hands of
men utterly incapable of discharging
the duty of legislators to the country.
A movement, commenced by the universities,
and eagerly seconded by the
journalists, had resulted in the abrupt
recognition of universal suffrage as the
basis of popular representation. There
had been no intermediate stage between
total absence of political privilege
and the surrender of absolute
power, without check or discipline, to
the many. What wonder, then, if
the revolution, so rashly accomplished,
so weakly acquiesced in by the majority
of the princes of Germany, should
already be giving token of its disastrous
fruit? What wonder if the representatives
of an excited and turbulent
people should carry with them,
to the grave deliberations of the senate,
the same wild and crude ideas
which were uppermost in the minds of
their constituency? It needed but a
glance at the parliamentary list to discover
that, among the men assembled
in the church of St Paul, there were
hardly any fitted, from previous experience,
to undertake the delicate task
of reconstructing the constitutions of
Germany. There were plenty of professors—men
who had dreamed away
the best part of their lives in abstract
contemplation, but who never had
mingled with the world, and who formed
their sole estimate of modern society
from the books and traditions of
the past. The recluse scholar is proverbially
a man unfit to manage his
own affairs, much less to direct the destinies
of nations; and all experience
has shown that the popular estimate
has, in this instance, been strictly
true. There were poets of name and
note, whose strains are familiar
throughout Europe; but, alas! it is in
vain to expect that the power of
Orpheus still accompanies his art,
and that the world can be governed
by a song. There were political writers
of the Heine school, enthusiastic
advocates of systems which they
could neither defend nor explain—worshippers
of Mirabeau and of the
heroes of the French Revolution—and
most of them imbued with such
religions and social tenets as were promulgated
by Thomas Paine. There
were burghers and merchants from
the far cities, who, since the days of
their studentism, had fattened on
tobacco and beer; gained small local
reputations by resisting the petty
tyranny of some obnoxious burgo-master;
and who now, in consequence
of the total bouleversement of society,
find themselves suddenly exalted to a
position of which they do not understand
the duties, or comprehend the
enormous responsibility. Political adventurers
there were of every description,
but few members of that class
which truly represents the intelligence
and property of the country. In the
preliminary assembly, the names of five
or six mediatised princes—particularly
those of the house of Hohenlohe—and
of several of the higher nobility, were
to be found. Few such names occur
in the present roll,—the only mediatised
member is the prince of Waldburg-Zeil-Trauchburg.
This is ominous
of the tendency of the parliament,
and of its pure democratic condition.
So much I had learned from a perusal
of the debates, which are now
regularly published at Frankfort, and
which hereafter may be considered
as valuable documents, illustrating
the rise and progress of revolution.
But I was curious to see, with my
own eyes, the aspect of the German
parliament, and not a little pleased to
find that my old friend, the professor,
was punctual in keeping his appointment.
Saint Paul's church, a circular
building of no great architectural
merit, has been appropriated as the
theatre of council. Thither every
morning, a crowd of the enthusiastic
Frankforters, and crazy students in
their mediæval garbs, repair to pack
the galleries, and bestow their applause
upon the speeches of their
favourite members. It is needless to
say that, the more democratic the
harangue, the more liberal is the
tribute of cheering. The back benches
on one side of the main body of the
hall are reserved for the ladies, who,
in Frankfort at least, are keen partisans
of revolution. The volubility
with which these fair creatures discuss
the affairs of state, and questions of
political economy which the science
of Miss Martineau could not unravel,
is really quite astounding. Whenever
you meet a German woman now, you
may prepare to hear a tirade upon
popular freedom: they are, as might
be expected, even more bitter than
the men in their denunciation of artificial
rank; nor do they seem to be
in the slightest degree aware of the
fact, that of all hideous objects on
earth, the worst is a patriot in petticoats.
I have heard such venom and
bloodthirstiness expressed by a pair
of coral lips that, upon the whole, I
should rather have preferred soliciting
a salute from Medusa.
Above the president's chair, and
painted in fresco upon the wall, is a
very dirty figure intended to represent
Germania, clad in garments which,
at first sight, appeared to be covered
with a multitude of black beetles.
On a more close inspection, however,
you discover that these are diminutive
eagles; but I can hardly recommend
the pattern. The president, Von
Gagern, a tall, dark, fanatic-looking
man, is seated immediately below,
and confronts the most motley assemblage
of men that I ever had the
fortune to behold.
Klingemann, having intimated to
me that it was not his intention to
illuminate the mind of Germany that
day by any elaborate discourse, was
kind enough to place himself beside
me, and perform the part of cicerone.
My first impression, on surveying the
sea of heads in the assembly, was
decidedly unfavourable; for I could
hardly discern amongst the ranks one
single individual whose appearance
bespoke him to be a gentleman. The
countenances of the members were
generally mean and vulgar, and in
many cases absurdly bizarre. Near
me sate an old pantaloon, with a
white beard flowing over a frogged
surtout, his head surmounted with a
black velvet scull-cap, which gave
him all the appearance of a venerable
baboon just escaped from the operation
of trepanning, and a staff of
singular dimensions in his hand. This,
Klingemann told me, was Professor
Jahn, formerly of Freiburg, and surnamed
the father of gymnastics.
This superannuated acrobat seemed
to be the centre of a group of literary
notables, for my friend pointed out in
succession, and with great pride, the
burley forms of Dahlman and other
thoroughgoing professors. In fact,
one large section of the hall was nothing
but a Senatus Academicus.
"But where," said I, "are the
poets? I am very curious to see the
collection of modern minstrels. I presume
that young fellow with the black
beard, who is firing away in the tribune,
and bawling himself hoarse, must
be one of them. He can, at all events,
claim the possession of a full share of
godlike insanity."
"He is not a poet," replied the professor;
"that is Simon of Treves, a very
intelligent young man, though a little
headstrong. I wish he would be somewhat
milder in his manner."
"Nay, he seems to be suiting the
action to the word, according to the
established rules of rhetoric. So far
as I can understand him, he is just
suggesting that divers political opponents,
whom he esteems reactionary,
should be summarily ejected from the
window!"
"Ah, good Simon!—but we have
all been young once," said the professor.
"After all, he is a stanch adherent
of unity."
"Yes—I daresay he would like to
have every thing his own way, in
which case a certain ingenious
machine for facilitating decapitation
would probably come into vogue.
But the poets?"
"You see that old man over yonder,
with the calm, benignant, nay, seraphic
expression of countenance, which betokens
that his soul is at this moment
far withdrawn from its earthly tabernacle,
and wandering amidst those
paradisaical regions where unity and
light prevail."
"Do you allude to that respectable
gentleman, rather up in years, who
seems to me to have swallowed verjuice
after his coffee this morning, or
to be labouring under a severe attack
of toothache?"
"Irreverend young man! Know
that is Ludwig Uhland."
"You don't mean to say that that
crossgrained surly old fellow is the
author of the famous ballads!" exclaimed
I. "Why, there is a snarl on
his visage that might qualify him to
sit for a fancy portrait of Churchill in
extreme old age!"
"He is the last of a great race.
Look yonder, at that other venerable
figure——"
"The gentleman who is twiddling
his stick across his arm, as though he
were practising the bars of a fandango?
Who may he be?"
"Arndt, the great composer. Have
you men like him in your British parliament?"
"Why, I must confess we have
not yet thought of ransacking the orchestra
for statesmen. Any more?"
"Yes. You see that tall grizzled
man over the way. That is Anastasius
Grün."
"Graf von Auersperg? Well, he
is a gentleman at least; though, as to
poetical pretension, I have always
considered him very much on a par
with Dicky Milnes. But where are
your statesmen, professor? Where
are the men who have made politics
the study of their lives, who have
mastered the theories of government
and the science of economics, and
who have all the different treaties
of Europe at the ends of their fingers?"
"As we are commencing a new
era," replied Klingemann, "we need
none of those. Treaties, ideologically
considered, are merely the exponents
of the position of past generations,
and bear no reference to the future,
the tendency of which is lost in the
mists of eternity. Such men as you
describe we had under the Metternich
system, but we have discarded them
all with their master."
"Then I must say that, idiotically
considered, you have done a very
foolish thing. Where at least are
your financiers?"
"My dear friend, I must for once
admit that you have stumbled on a
weak point. We are very much in
want of a financier indeed. Would
you believe it? the sum of five florins
a-day, which is the amount of recompense
allowed to each member of the
Assembly, has been allowed to fall
into arrear!"
"What! do each of these fellows
get five florins a-day, in return for
cobbling up the Empire? Then it is
very easy to see that, unless the exchequer
fails altogether, the parliament
will never be prorogued."
"Certainly not until it has completed
the task of adjusting a German constitution,"
observed the professor.
"Which is just saying the same
thing in different words. But, pray,
what is exciting this storm of wrath
in the bosom of the respectable Mr
Simon?"
"He is merely denouncing the
sovereigns and the aristocracy. It is
a favourite topic. But look there!
that is a great man—ah, a very great
man indeed!"
Without challenging the claim of
the individual indicated to greatness,
I am committing no libel when I designate
him as the very ugliest man
in Europe. The broad arch of his
face was fringed with a red bush of
furzy hair. His eyes were inflamed
and pinky, like those of a ferret labouring
under opthalmia, and his nose,
mouth, and tusks, bore a palpable resemblance
to the muzzle of the bulldog.
Altogether, it is impossible to
conceive a more thoroughly forbidding
figure. This was Robert Blum, the
well-known publisher of Leipzig, who
has put himself prominently forward
from the very commencement of the
movement; and who, possessing a certain
power of language which may pass
with the multitude for eloquence,
and professing opinions of extreme
democratic tendency, has gained a
popularity and power in Frankfort,
which is not regarded without uneasiness
by the members of the more
moderate party. As this worthy was
a bookseller, and Klingemann still in
possession of piles of unpublished
manuscript, I could understand and
forgive the enthusiasm and veneration
of the latter.
Simon having concluded his inflammatory
harangue, the tribune was
next occupied by a person of a different
stamp. He was, I think, without
any exception, the finest-looking
man in the Assembly—in the prime of
manhood, tall, handsome, and elegantly
dressed, and bearing, moreover,
that unmistakeable air which belongs
to the polished gentleman alone. His
manner of speaking was hasty, and
not such as might be approved of by
the practised debater, but extremely
fluent and energetic; and it was evident
that Simon and his confederates
writhed under the castigation which,
half-seriously, half-sarcastically, the
bold orator unsparingly bestowed.
Judging from the occasional hisses,
the speaker seemed no favourite either
with the members of the extreme
left or with the galleries; but probably
he was used to such manifestations,
for he went through his work
undauntedly. I asked his name. It
was Felix, Prince of Lichnowsky.
Poor Lichnowsky! a few weeks
after I saw him in the Assembly, he
was barbarously and brutally murdered
by savages at the gate of Frankfort—the
flesh cut off his arms with
scythes—his body put up as a target
for their balls—and every execrable
device of ingenuity employed to prolong
his suffering. O ye who wink
at revolutions abroad, and who would
stimulate the populace to excess—ye
who, in days past, have written or
been privy to letters from the Home
Office, conniving at undeniable treason—think
of this scene, and repent of your
miserable folly! In a civilised city—among
a Christian and educated population—that
deed of hideous atrocity
was perpetrated at noon-day:
the young life of one of the most accomplished
and chivalrous cavaliers of
Europe was torn from him piecemeal,
in a manner which humanity shudders
to record, and for no other reason
than because he had stood forth as
the advocate of constitutional order!
Liberal historians, in their commentaries
upon the first French Revolution,
spare no pains to argue us into
the conviction that such tragedies as
that of the Princess de Lamballe could
not be enacted save amongst a people
degraded and brutalised by long centuries
of misgovernment, oppression,
and superstition. They have lied in
saying so. A pack of famished wolves
is not so merciless as a human mob,
when drunk with the revolutionary
puddle; and were the strong arm of
the law once paralysed in Britain, we
should inevitably become the spectators,
if not the victims, of the same
butcheries which have disgraced almost
every country in Europe now
clamouring for independence and
unity. The sacerdotal robes of the
Archbishop of Paris—the gray hairs
of Major von Auerswaldt—the station
and public virtue of the Counts
of Lamburg, Zichy, and Latour—could
not save these unhappy men
from a fate far worse than simple
assassination: and this century and
year have likewise been reserved for
the unexampled abomination of Christian
men adopting cannibalism, and
feeding upon human flesh, as was the
case not a month ago at Messina!
Well might Madame Roland exclaim,
"O Liberty! what things are done
in thy name!" Poor Lichnowsky!
Better had he fallen on the fields of
Spain, in the combat for honour and
loyalty, with the red steel in his hand,
and the flush of victory on his brow,
than have perished so miserably by
the hands of the cowardly and rascal
rout of the free city of Frankfort!
"That's Zitz of Mayence," said the
professor, as a heavy-looking demagogue
stumbled clumsily up to the
tribune.
"Oh! that's Zitz, is it?" replied I.
"Well, professor, I think I have had
quite enough of the Assembly for one
morning, and as I feel a certain craving
for a cigar, I think I shall leave
you for the present."
"Won't you dine to-day at the
Swan?" said Klingemann, "most of
my friends of the left frequent the
table-d'hote there, and I should like
to introduce you to Zitz."
"Thank you!" said I, "I shall be
punctual, and pray keep a place for
me;" and so for the present we parted.
"The dunderheads!" thought I, as
I emerged into the street and lit an
undeniable havannah, "here is a
nation which, for thirty years past,
has been eating its sauer-kraut and
sausages in peace, paying almost no
taxes, and growing its own wine and
tobacco, about to be plunged into
irretrievable misery and ruin, by a
set of selfish hounds who look to
nothing beyond their stipend of five
florins a-day! Heaven help the idiots!
what would they be at? They have
got all manner of constitutions, liberty
of the press—though there is not a
man in Germany who could write a
decent leading article—and a great
deal more freedom than is good for
them already. And now the world is
to be turned upside down, because a
parcel of trash, not a whit more respectable
than Cuffey and his confederates,
and very nearly as stupid,
have taken the notion of unity into
their heads, and are resolved to build
up, with rotten bricks, the ricketty
structure of an empire. Nicholas,
my dear friend, there is work chalked
out for you, and ready. If these scum
presume to meddle with their neighbours,
they must be crushed like a
hive of hornets; and I do not know
any foot so heavy and elephantine as
your own!"
Pondering these things deeply, I
strolled on from shop to shop, gleaning
everywhere as I went statistics
touching the manner in which our
free-trade innovations have affected
the industry of Great Britain. For a
year and a half, the boot and shoe
trade has been remarkably thriving;
the London market being the most
profitable in the world, and nothing
but British gold exported in
return. As to cotton manufactures,
Belgium and Switzerland have the
monopoly of Southern Germany. The
trade in Bohemian glass is rapidly
superseding at home the labour of the
silversmith. A complete service, so
beautiful that it might be laid out on
the table of a prince, costs about thirty
pounds; and the names of the British
magnates, which the dealer pointed
to with ineffable triumph as purchasers,
were so numerous as to convince
me that the deteriorating influence of
free trade was rapidly rising upwards.
The same may be said of the cutlery,
which is now sent to undersell the
product of the British artisan in his
own peculiar market. When we
couple those facts, which may be
learned in every Continental town,
with the state of our falling revenue,
and the grievous direct burden which
is imposed upon us in the shape of
property and income tax, it is difficult
for any Briton to understand upon
what grounds the financial reputation
of Sir Robert Peel is based, or to
comprehend the wisdom of adhering
to a system which sacrifices every
thing in favour of the foreigner, and
brings us in return no earthly recompense
or gain.
I duly kept my engagement at the
Swan, and was introduced by the
Professor to Zitz, Gervinus, and some
more of the radical party. The dinners
at the Swan are unexceptionable;
indeed, out of Paris, it is impossible
to discover better.
"What do you think of our German
parliament?" asked a deputy of the
name of Neukirch, next whom I was
seated. "It must be an interesting
sight for an Englishman to behold the
aspirations of our rising freedom."
"Oh, charming!" I replied: "and
such splendid oratory—we have nothing
like it in the House of Commons."
"Do you really think so?" said
Neukirch, looking absurdly gratified.
"I do indeed. The speech which
I had the privilege of hearing this
morning from the gentleman opposite—"
here I bowed to Simon of
Treves, who was picking the backbone
of a pike—"was equal to the
most elaborate efforts of our greatest
orator, Mr Chisholm Anstey. It is
not often that one has the fortune to
listen to such talent combined with
patriotism!"
"You speak like a man of sense,"
said the flattered Simon. "I believe
that I have given those infernal
princes their gruel. Lichnowsky had
better hold his peace, for the time is
coming when a sharp reckoning must
be held between the aristocrats and
the people."
"Potz tausend!" cried Zitz, "do
they think to lord it over us longer
with their stars and ribbons? I hold
myself to be as good a man as any
grand-duke of them all, and a great
deal better than some I could name
who would give a trifle to be out of
Germany."
"And how does the cause of democracy
progress in England?" asked
Neukirch. "We are somewhat surprised
to find that, after all the preparation,
there has been no revolution
in London."
"As to that," said I, "you must
hardly judge us too rashly. Two
distinguished patriots, called Ernest
Jones and Fussell, were desirous of
raising barricades; but, somehow or
other, the plan was communicated to
Government, the troops refused to fraternise,
and the attempt was postponed
for the present."
"I see!" cried Zitz, "Russian influence
has been at work in England
too. Nicholas has been sowing his
gold, and the fruit is continued
tyranny."
"The fact is," said I, "though I
would not wish it to be repeated, that
a good many of us are of opinion that
we have no tyranny at all, but rather
more freedom than is absolutely necessary
for our happiness."
"No tyranny!" shouted Zitz; "is
there not a chamber of peers?"
"Too much freedom!" roared Simon
of Treves; "have you not an Established
Church?"
"Is not your sovereign a niece of
the odious despot of Hanover?" asked
Neukirch.
"Is there not a heavy tax on tobacco?"
inquired my friend and preceptor
Klingemann.
"Gentlemen all," said I, "these
things must perforce be admitted.
We have a chamber of peers, and are
thankful for it, because it curbs democracy
in the Commons. We
have an Established Church, and we
honour it, because it has taught the
people to fear their Creator and to
reverence their queen. Our sovereign
is a niece of the King of Hanover,
and she has no reason whatever to be
ashamed of the connexion. And as
to the article of tobacco, I may remark
to my learned friend the professor,
that revenue must necessarily be
raised, and that, moreover, I have not
smoked a single decent cigar since I
set foot in Germany."
"These are reactionary doctrines!"
growled Zitz; "I fear you are no true
friend of the people."
"A firmer one never sat under the
sign of Geordie Buchanan," said I;
"but I suspect your estimate of the
people is somewhat different from
mine. Pray, Herr Neukirch, will you
pardon the curiosity of a stranger, if
I ask one or two questions upon points
which I do not thoroughly comprehend?
I observe, from the tenor of
the proclamations issued by Herr
von Soiron, that you contemplate the
erection of one free, united, and indissoluble
Germany."
"That is precisely our object."
"Then, am I right in holding that
the Reichsverweser concentrates in
his own person the whole power and
puissance of the different states?"
"Just so. He is president of Germany."
"So that with him and his council
rest the whole responsibility of disposing
of the troops of the confederation,
of making treaties, of proclaiming
peace and war, of regulating
coinage and customs, and, in fact, of
exerting every royal prerogative?"
"Always with consent of the German
parliament," said Zitz. "You
may believe we are not such fools as
to substitute one tyrant for thirty-eight."
"Then, gentlemen, it appears to
me that your whole scheme, upon
which I am not qualified to express
an opinion, resolves itself into one of
extensive and entire mediatisation.
If the Emperor of Austria and the
King of Prussia have no power to declare
peace or war—if their armies
are to obey the orders of the central
power at Frankfort—it will follow, as
a matter of course, that their kingly
privileges are at an end. The interchange
of ambassadors with foreign
states will be a ceremony so clearly
futile that it must at once be abandoned,
and the monarchs will become
merely the first of a titular nobility."
"That is the inevitable and glorious
consequence!" cried my new acquaintance,
Neukirch. "You see the whole
subject in its proper light. First, we
clip the wings of the princes till they
can do no more than hop about their
own home-yards; then we control the
proceedings of the Reichsverweser by
a parliament elected on the principles
of universal suffrage; and finally, we
can eject the puppet if necessary, and
resolve ourselves into a pure democracy."
"One thing, then," said I, "is only
wanting for this desirable consummation,
and that is, the consent of the
princes. I admit that you may have
little trouble with Baden, Wurtemberg,
and the like, but what say
Austria, Prussia, and Bavaria to this
wholesale abdication of their thrones?"
"We don't affect to deny that there
may be a crisis approaching. Austria
has her hands full for the present with
Italy and Hungary, and has given no
definite reply. But the clubs are
strong and active at Vienna, and on
the very first opportunity you will see
a general rising. 'Anarchy first—order
afterwards,' is our motto. Then,
as to Prussia, we do not want to push
on matters too rapidly there. The
king has been playing into our hands;
and, to tell you the truth, we depend
upon him alone for the continuance
of our five florins a-day. So that, in
the mean time, you may be sure we
shall be moderate in that quarter.
Bavaria may do as she pleases. If
the others yield, that power must necessarily
succumb."
"Then I want to understand a little
about the justice of your cause. You
have claimed Schleswig-Holstein as
part of Germany, and you have sent
German troops, for the purpose of
recovering it as your right?"
"Quite true."
"And at the same time Germany,
or you as its representatives, have
acknowledged the right of all foreign
nations to their own independence?"
"We have."
"Then, will you have the kindness
to explain to me how it is that your
philanthropic parliament, holding such
principles, has not thought proper to
insist that every Austrian soldier, belonging
to the confederation, should
be immediately withdrawn from Lombardy
and Hungary? How is it that
General Wrangel, in the north, has
ceased to be a Prussian, and become
a German soldier, whilst Marshal
Radetsky, in the south, is fighting
without remonstrance at the head of
troops which you claim as your own,
and against that independence of a
foreign nation, which you have thought
proper expressly to recognise? If
Germany claims Schleswig on the
ground of unity of race and language,
how can she, at the same time, countenance
a subordinate German power
in infringing the very principle which
she has so determinedly proclaimed?"
Neither on this occasion, nor on
any other, could I obtain a satisfactory
reply to the above question. In fact,
from the very beginning, the conduct
of the men who have put themselves
at the head of the present movement,
has been checkered by contradictions
of the most glaring and obvious kind.
On the fifth of May, the present vice-president,
Von Soiron, put forth an
address to the inhabitants of Bohemia,
Moravia, and Silesia, calling upon
them to co-operate and join with the
German confederacy, and to send representatives
to the union. Two of
these states are comprised in the
Austrian, and one in the Prussian
dominions; but none of them are German.
If nationality is to be recognised
as the ruling principle—and the
scheme of German confederation and
empire contemplated nothing else—these
countries would fall to be excluded,
since, by language and race,
they form part of a totally different
branch of the European family. But
before the ink on their proclamation
of strict unity and independence was
dry,—that proclamation containing
the following remarkable
words, "The Germans shall not be
induced, on any consideration, to
abridge or deprive other nations of
that freedom and independence which
they claim for themselves as their own
unalienable right,"—we find the Germans
calmly annexing Polish Posen
to their league, proposing to include
Bohemia, Moravia, and Silesia in the
limits of the empire, and by their
official congratulatory address to
Radetsky, giving national countenance
to the war of subjugation in
Lombardy. Even were their case
otherwise good, such acts as these
form an irresistible argument against
their present claim for Schleswig; for
upon no principle whatever are they
entitled to add, on one side, to the possessions
of the empire by foreign annexation,
and on the other to repudiate
annexation, when in favour of a
foreign power.
But it is useless, in their present
state, to demand explanation from the
Germans. They are like men who,
in attempting to cross a ford, have
been carried off their feet by the
swollen waters, and are now plunging
in the pool, unable to reach the shore.
Imperium in imperio is clearly unattainable.
German unity, as at present
contemplated, with a common
army, common taxes, and common
constitutions, under one central government,
can only be achieved by an
entire prostration of the princes, and
the abolition of the kingly dignity.
Austria, Prussia, Saxony, Bavaria,
and all the states, must be blotted
from the map of Europe, their boundaries
erased, their conditions forgotten,
and their names for ever proscribed.
The republican party know this well,
and it is in this conviction that they
are still labouring on, taking advantage
of the unhappy state of Austria in relation
to its foreign possessions, sympathising
with the Hungarian revolt,
and exciting the clubs at Vienna;
whilst, at the same moment, they are
availing themselves to the utmost of
the weak and foolish blunder committed
by the king of Prussia, and
appealing to his own declaration in
favour of German unity, whenever he
shows the slightest symptom of receding
from the popular path. There
is hardly a shade of difference between
the opinions entertained by a large
mass of the Frankfort parliament, and
those professed by Hecker and Struve,
the leaders of the Baden insurrections.
The aim of both parties was the same;
but the insurgents sought to attain
their end by a speedy and violent process,
for which the others were not
prepared. They proposed to undermine
the power of the sovereigns by
a continued course of agitation, to arm
a burgher guard throughout Germany,
as a countercheck to the troops, and,
wherever it is possible, to seduce the
latter from their allegiance. In this
latter scheme, as recent events have
shown, they have been unfortunately
too successful; and the military system
of Germany had afforded them great
facilities. The German regiments are
not, as is the case in Britain, transferred
from town to town, and from
province to province, in a continual
round of service. They are quartered
for years in the same place, make
alliances with the town-folks, and become
imbued with all their local and
prevalent prejudices. They are, in
fact, too much identified with the
populace to be thoroughly relied on
in the case of any sudden emeute,
and too much associated with the
landwehr or militia, to be ready to
act against them. Let those who
have not reflected upon this serious
element of discord, consider what in
all probability would be the state of
an Irish regiment, if quartered permanently
among the peasantry of Tipperary—exposed,
not for a short time,
but for years, to the baneful influences
of agitation and deliberate seduction,
and never having an opportunity
of contemplating elsewhere the
advantages of order and obedience?
The circumscribed dimensions of some
of the German states has increased
this evil enormously; and the example
set by General Wrangel, when,
in the case of the Swedish armistice,
he declared himself to be an Imperial
and not a Prussian commander, cannot
but have had a powerful effect in
sapping the loyalty of the troops. If
Wrangel took that step in consequence
of secret orders from his master, as is
by no means improbable, he may be
personally absolved from blame, but
only by shifting to the royal shoulders
such a load of obloquy and scorn as
never monarch carried before. If, on
the contrary, Wrangel did this on his
own authority, the Prussian government
has evinced lamentable weakness,
in not having him tried by a court-martial,
and shot for audacious treason.
If the monarchies of Germany are
to be preserved, it must be through
the resolution of the troops. A congress
is at this moment obviously impossible,
nor can it be attempted until
the Frankfort parliament has ran its
course—a consummation which some
people think is not only devoutly to
be desired, but very near at hand.
Things have now gone so far, that it
is difficult to see how any kind of
order can be restored, without the
disastrous alternative of commotion
and civil war. There are again symptoms
of republican gatherings in the
north, which Prussia cannot this time
overlook, without sacrificing the fragments
of her honour. At Vienna,
the insurrection has been successful.
The emperor has, a second time,
quitted Schönbrunn, and has openly
announced that, when he next returns
to his capital, it will be at the head of
an avenging army. There is nothing
improbable in this announcement.
The Austrian army is less liable to the
impairing influence already noticed
than that of any other German state;
and though there never was a time
when its services were so urgently
required at so many menacing points
as at the present, there may yet be
strength enough left to crush the insurgent
capital. Of course, in such an
event, all men may be prepared to
hear from the liberals the same howl
of horror which issued from their sympathising
throats, when the populace of
Naples manfully and boldly espoused
the cause of their legitimate sovereign.
Sicilian cannibalism can be pardoned,
but Neapolitan loyalty, never!
It is a vain dream to associate
German unity with the existing system
of principalities. Whether Von
Gagern is really in earnest, in attempting
to labour towards this end, or
whether he is merely keeping up the
appearance of such a union, for the
purpose of paving the way to a more
sweeping measure of democracy, may
be the subject of legitimate doubt. If
the former be the case, he has committed
a grave error, in allowing the
Diet to be annihilated. Though difficult,
it was by no means impossible to
have adjusted the separate constitutions
of the German states upon a
liberal basis, and to have devolved
upon the chambers the right of nominating
the members of the imperial
diet. Such a system might have secured
as much unity of purpose as
was requisite for general administration,
without resorting to the dangerous
experiment of a parliament
elected by universal suffrage. But
nothing of this sort was attempted.
On the contrary, the Diet fell without
a struggle: its old functions had ceased
when Prussia deserted it for the carrying
out an independent policy of her
own; and no one attempted to resuscitate
it by the infusion of novel blood.
Notwithstanding such charm as
might be derived from the society of
Messrs Zitz, Simon, and Co., and the
fund of information which professor
Klingemann was ever ready to pour
into my ear, I soon became tired of
Frankfort, and betook myself to the
watering-places. This was a good
year for calculating what proportion
of the company usually located during
the summer months at Wiesbaden,
Homburg, and Baden, sought those
places for the benefit of the Hygeian
springs, in contradistinction to those
whose main attraction was the Casino.
The number of the former class, I should
say, was comparatively small. Although
one cannot feel much sympathy
for such nests of gambling, maintained,
to the discredit of the smaller German
princes, for the sake of the revenue
obtained from the Israelitish proprietors
of the banks, it was yet painful to
observe the dull appearance of the
towns. There was hardly any remnant
of that gaiety and sprightliness,
which used to characterise these haunts
of fashion and dissipation—none of
the equipages which were wont to
roll along the environs, with ducal
coronets on their blazon. The bazaars
were deserted: the tables-d'hôte miserably
attended. If thirty people
assembled in one of the great saloons,
which formerly used to be occupied
by two hundred, the countenance of the
host relaxed, and lie evidently caught
at the circumstance, as a gleam of returning
prosperity. There were still
one or two desperate gamblers to be
seen at the roulette and rouge-et-noir
tables, staking their gold with as much
eagerness and stern determination as
ever; but, in general, there seemed to
prevail such a serious scarcity of bullion,
that those who possessed any were
chary of hazarding their florins. The
brass bands still played as of yore, but
their music sounded dull and melancholy.
Few subscribed to raffles, and
the balls were miserable failures.
The state of the small capitals is
still worse. Darmstadt, never a
lively town, is literally shut up. You
may wander through the streets of
Carlsruhe, as in the solitudes of
Balbec, wondering what on earth
can have become of the whole population,
and not be able to solve the problem,
unless, indeed, you should happen
to hear the clattering of the hoofs of
the Baden cavalry awakening the
dormant echoes of the street. Then,
with a shrill whoop of "Hier kommt
die Badische cavallerie!" man, woman,
and child,—chambermaid and
waiter, rush to the windows to admire
the exciting spectacle of their native
heroes, mounted upon animals not
very much larger than ponies, and,
the moment the procession has passed,
relapse into the same state of somnolency
as before. The palaces do not
seem to be occupied, and the voice of
the syrens on the boards of the
theatres is mute.
Perfectly disgusted with the change,
which was too conspicuous everywhere,
I bent my way towards
Switzerland; and there, amidst the
mountains, snows, cascades and glaciers
of the Oberland, strove to banish
from my mind all thoughts of revolution
and its concomitant ruin. But
Switzerland has suffered, in its way,
almost as much as Germany. Although
the central point of Europe to
which the steps of the tourists tend,
it furnishes ample proof of the general
consternation and misery in its lonely
roads and empty hotels. There are
no English travelling abroad this year.
Sometimes you encounter an American
party who have crossed the
Atlantic, curious to see how the old
countries are getting on in their novel
craze for republican institutions, but
the staple of the travelling commodity
consists of Italian refugees from
Lombardy. These men also seem to
have adopted a kind of mediæval
garb, more graceful than that of the
Germans, and are, to outward appearance,
no despicable specimens of
humanity. They vapour and bluster,
largely about their exertions for
Italian independence, though I never
could meet with one who had actually
struck a blow in its behalf. They
were furious at Charles Albert, whom
they characterised as a "traditore
sceleratissimo," and vaunted that, but
for him and his Piedmontese troops,
they would long ago have freed their
country from the grasp of the Austrians.
I was not altogether able to comprehend
by what process of ratiocination these
illustrious exiles arrived at this result.
It would appear odd if they could not
accomplish, with the aid of allies, the
very same task for which they asserted
their notorious unassisted competency.
This is a political riddle
of such a nature, that I shall not
attempt to solve it.
It is, however, comfortable to remark,
that Swiss industry, in many of
its branches, still continues undiminished.
The squat and unwholesome
hunter, who for years has infested the
Rosenthal, still pursues his prey, in the
shape of the unwary traveller, with
perpetual impudence and importunity.
Out of his clutches you cannot get,
until you have purchased, at triple its
artificial value, the wooden effigy of
a chamois, a horn whistle, or the
image of an Alpine cow; and even
after you have made your escape,
crossed the bridge, and are in full retreat
up the valley, you hear him clamouring
behind you with offers of a
staff to sell. From every cottage-door
rush forth hordes of uncompromising
children; nay, they surprise
you in the very wastes, far from any
human dwelling, and their only cry is
"Batzen!" Approach a waterfall,
and you are immediately surrounded
by a plump of those juvenile Cossacks,
seizing hold of your skirts, thrusting
their hands upwards in your face, and
denying you one moment's leisure to
survey the scene. Their yelp for
pence is heard above the sullen roaring
of the cataract. In vain you take
to flight—they cleave to you like a
swarm of midges. You leap brook,
scale bank, and scour across the meadow
towards the road, but you fare
no better than the Baron of Cranstoun
in his race with the Goblin Page;
and at last are compelled to ransom
yourself by parting with the whole of
the change in your possession.
If I can judge from the present temper
of the Swiss, they are not likely to
return a very complacent answer to
the charge made against them by the
central power at Frankfort, of having
harboured Struve and his gang. The
German troubles have kept back so
many visitors from their country, that
the Swiss are not inclined to be particular
as to the political opinions of
any one who may favour them with a
sojourn; and in the present state of
matters it is rather difficult to determine
who are rebels or the reverse.
Bitterly at this moment is Switzerland
execrating a revolution which has entailed
upon her consequences almost
equivalent to the total failure of a harvest.
After spending a fortnight among
the mountains, I retraced my steps to
Frankfort. There I discovered that,
in the interim, some little change had
taken place in the aspect of political
affairs. Prussia had at length taken
heart of grace, and had remonstrated
against the arbitrary refusal of the
armistice with Denmark, which she
had been expressly empowered, by
the authority of the Reichsverweser,
to conclude. This tardy recognition
of the laws of honour had, of course,
given enormous umbrage to the Frankforters,
who now considered themselves
as the supreme arbiters of peace or war
in Europe; the more so, because they
were not called upon to pay a single
farthing of the necessary expenses.
They appeared to think that, jure divino,
they were entitled to the gratuitous
services of the Prussian and Hanoverian
armies; and, with that sublime
disregard of cost which we are all apt
to feel when negotiating with our
neighbours' money, they were furious
at any interruption of the war unworthily
commenced against their small
but spirited antagonist. Such, at least,
was the feeling among the burghers,
in which they were powerfully encouraged
by the co-operation of the women.
It is a singular fact that, in
times of revolution, the fair sex is
always inclined to push matters to
greater extremity than the other, for
what reason it is literally impossible to
say. I had the pleasure of spending
an evening at a social reunion in
Frankfort, and can aver that the sentiments
which emanated from the ladies
would have done no discredit to
Demoiselle Theroigne de Mericourt
in the midst of the Reign of Terror.
But other motives than those of
mere abstract democracy had some
influence with the members of the
parliament. Many of them who, in
the first instance, had voted for the
peremptory infraction of the armistice,
were fully aware that they could not
afford as yet to affront Prussia, or to
give her an open pretext for resiling
from the movement party. Such a
step would have been tantamount to
annihilation, and therefore they were
disposed to succumb. Others, I
verily believe, thought seriously upon
their five florins a-day. Hitherto
Prussia had been the only state which
had granted a monetary contingent,
and to refuse compliance with her
wishes would inevitably involve a sacrifice
of the goose that furnished the
supply of metallic eggs. Therefore,
after a long and rather furious debate,
the assembly retracted their former
decision, and consented to a cessation
of hostilities.
A parliament, chosen upon the basis
of universal suffrage, is only safe
when its opinions coincide with those
of the mob. In the present instance
they were directly counter to the
sweet will of the populace, and of
course the decision was received with
every symptom of turbulence.
"Professor," said I to my learned
friend, on the evening after this memorable
debate, "you have given one
sensible vote to-day, and I hope you
will never repent of it. But, if you
will take my advice, you will do well
to absent yourself from the parliament
to-morrow. There are certain symptoms
going on in the streets which I
do not altogether like, for they put
me forcibly in mind of what I saw in
Paris this last spring; and, unless a
German mob differs essentially from a
French one, we shall smell gunpowder
to-morrow. I should be sorry to,
see my ancient preceptor fragmentally
distributed as an offering to the goddess
of discord."
"Don't speak of it, August Reignold,
my dear boy!" said the Professor
in manifest terror. "I wouldn't
mind much being hauled up to a
lamp-post, for I am heavy enough to
break any in Frankfort down; but
the bare notion of dismemberment
fills my soul with fear. Well says
the poet, varium et mutabile; and he
might safely have applied it to the
people. Will you believe that I,
whose whole soul is engrossed with the
thoughts of unity and the public weal,
was actually hissed and hooted at as
a traitor, when I emerged to-day from
the assembly?"
"It is the penalty you must pay
for your political greatness," I replied.
"But, if I were you, I should back
out of the thing altogether. Cobbling
constitutions is rather dangerous work
in such times as these; and it strikes me
that your valuable health may be somewhat
impaired by your exertions."
"Heaven knows," said the Professor
devoutly, "that I would willingly
die for my country—that is, in my
bed. But I do begin to perceive that
I am overworking this frail tenement
of clay. Once let this crisis be past,
and I shall return to the university,
resume my philosophic labours, and
finish my inchoate treatise upon the
'Natural History of Axioms.'"
"You will do wisely, Professor, and
humanity will owe you a debt: only
don't employ that fellow Blum as your
publisher. Apropos, what is Simon,
of Treves saying to this state of matters?"
"Simon of Treves," replied my
learned friend, "is little better than
an arrogant coxcomb. He had the
inconceivable audacity to laugh in my
face, when I proposed, on the ground
of common ancestry, to open negotiations
with the Thracians, and to ask me
if it would not be desirable to include
the whole of the Peloponnesus."
"He must indeed be a blockhead!
Well, Professor, keep quiet for the
evening, and don't show yourself in
the streets. I am going to take a little
stroll of observation before bed, and
to-morrow morning we shall hold a
committee of personal safety."
On ordinary occasions, the streets
of Frankfort are utterly deserted by
ten o'clock. This night, however, the
case was different. Groups of ill-looking,
ruffianly fellows, were collected
at the corners of the streets; and
more than once, beneath the blouse, I
could detect the glitter of a furtive
weapon. There were lights and bustle
in the club-houses, and every thing
betokened the approach of a popular
emeute.
"You will do well," said I to the
Swiss porter of the Russischer Hof on
re-entering, "to warn any strangers
in your house to keep within doors to-morrow.
Unless I am strangely mistaken,
we shall have a repetition of
the scenes in Paris to-morrow. In the
mean time, I shall trouble you for my
key."
I rose next morning at six, and
looked out of my window, half expecting
to see a barricade; but for once I
was disappointed—the Germans are
a much slower set than the French.
At nine, however, there were reasonable
symptoms of commotion, and I
could hear the hoarse roar of a mob
in the distance whilst I was occupied
in shaving.
Presently up came a waiter.
"The Herr Professor desires me to
say that, if you have no objection, he
would be glad to breakfast in your
room." My apartments were on the
third story.
"Show him up," said I; and my
friend entered as pale as death.
"O August Reignold, this is a horrible
business!"
"Pshaw!" said I, "how can you
expect unity without a row?"
"But they tell me that the mob are
already breaking into the assembly—into
the free, inviolable, sacred parliament
of Germany!"
"Is that all? They might, in my
humble opinion, be doing a great deal
worse."
"And they are beginning to put up
barricades."
"That's serious," said I; "however,
one comfort is, that they expect
somebody to attack them. Take your
coffee, Professor, and let us await
events with fortitude. You are tolerably
safe here."
The Professor groaned, for his spirit
was sorely troubled. I really felt for
the poor man, who was now beginning,
for the first time, to taste the
bitter fruits of revolution. They were
as ashes in his academical mouth.
There was a balcony before my window,
from which I could survey the
whole of the Zeil, or principal street
of Frankfort. The people were swarming
below as busy as a disturbed nest
of ants. A huge gang of fellows, with
pickaxes, took up their post immediately
in front of the hotel, and began
to demolish the pavement with a tolerable
show of alacrity.
"Here is the work of unity begun
in earnest!" I exclaimed. "Where
is your armed burgher guard now,
Professor? This is a glorious development
of your national theories!
Quite right, gentlemen; upset that
carriage—roll out those barrels. In
five minutes you will have erected as
pretty a fortalice as would have
crowned the sconce of Drumsnab, if
Dugald Dalgetty had had his will.
The arrangement also of stationing
sharpshooters at the neighbouring
windows is judicious. Have a care,
Professor! If any of these patriots
should chance to recognise a recusant
member, you may possibly have the
worst of it. For the sake of shelter,
and to prevent accidents, I shall even
put my portmanteau in front of us;
for damaged linen is better than an
ounce of lead in the thorax."
In a very short time the barricade,
was completed, but as yet no assailants
had appeared. This circumstance
seemed to astonish even the
insurgents, who held a consultation,
and then, with tolerable philosophy,
proceeded to light their pipes. They
were not altogether composed of the
lower orders; some of them seemed
to belong to the middle-classes, and
were the active directors of the defence.
We could not, of course, tell
what was going on in other parts of
the town, for all communication was
barred. Better for us it was so, for
about this time Prince Lichnowsky,
and Major von Auerswaldt were murdered.
A considerable period of time elapsed,
and yet there was no appearance
of the soldiery. I had almost begun
to think that the insurrection might
pass away without bloodshed, when
a mounted aide-de-camp rode up
and conferred with the leaders on the
barricade. From his gestures it was
evident that he was urging them to
disperse, but this they peremptorily
refused. Shortly afterwards a body
of Austrian soldiers charged up the
street at double-quick time, and the
firing began in earnest.
"I am a doomed man!" cried the
Professor, and he leaped convulsively
on my bed. "As sure as Archimedes
was killed in his closet, I shall be
dragged out to the street and massacred!"
"No fear of that," said I. "Body
of Bacon, man! do you think that
those fellows have nothing else to do
than to hunt out philosophers? That's
sharp work though! The windows
are strongly manned, and I fear the
military will suffer."
The loud explosion of a cannon
shook the hotel, and a grateful sound
it was, for I knew that, if artillery
were employed, the cause of order
was secure. It produced, however,
a contrary effect on the Professor,
who thought he was listening to his
death-knell. On a sudden there was
a trampling on the stairs.
"They are coming for me!" groaned
the Professor. "Ora pro nobis! I
shall never read a lecture more!"
And sure enough the door was flung
open, and five or six Prussian soldiers,
bearing their muskets, entered.
Klingemann dropped down in a
swoon.
"You must excuse ceremony, gentlemen,"
said the corporal; "we
have orders to dislodge the rioters."
And forthwith the whole party stepped
out on the balcony, and commenced a
regular fusillade. Presently one of
them dropped his weapon, and staggered
into the room; he had received
a bad wound in the shoulder. Immediately
afterwards a bullet went
plump into my portmanteau.
"Oh confound it!" cried I; "if they
are beginning to attack property, it is
full time to be on the alert. With
your leave, friend, I shall borrow
your musket."
Next morning I took a final farewell
of the Professor. The good man
was much agitated, for, besides his
bodily terror, he had been suffering
from the effects of a violent purgative
attack.
"I have thought seriously over
what you said, my dear boy, and I
begin to perceive that I have been acting
very much like a fool. I shall
pack up my chattels this evening,
wash my hands of public affairs, and
return to lay my old bones in peace
beside those of my predecessors in
the university."
"You can't do better, Professor;
and if, in your prelections, you would
omit all notice of Harmodius and
Aristogiton, and say as little as possible
about the Lacedæmonian code,
it might tend to promote the welfare
of your students, both in this world
and in the next."
"Of that, my dear August Reignold,
I am now thoroughly convinced.
But you must admit that the abstract
idea of unity—"
"Is utter fudge! You see the result
of it already in the blood which
is thickening in the streets. Adieu,
Professor! Put your cockade in the
fire, and offer my warmest congratulations
to your friend Mr Simon of
Treves."
Two days afterwards I experienced
a genuine spasm of satisfaction while
setting my foot on Dutch ground at
Arnheim. The change from a democratic
to a conservative country was
so exhilarating, that I nearly slew
myself by drinking confusion to democracy
in bumpers of veritable
Schiedam.