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Baled Hay

by Bill Nye

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Author
Nye, Bill, 1850-1896
Title
Baled Hay: A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
Credits
Produced by David Widger from page images generously provided by the Internet Archive
Language
English
LoC Class
PN: Language and Literatures: Literature: General, Criticism, Collections
Subject
American wit and humor
Category
Text
Project Gutenberg
eBook-No. 50699
Release Date
December 15, 2015
Copyright
Public domain in the USA.

Contents

  1. 1.BALED HAY
  2. 2.Illustrated by F. Opper, of "Puck" — Chicago. New York, San Francisco: — Belford, Clarke & Co — 1884
  3. 3.DEDICATION. — TO MY WIFE: — BY THE — AUTHOR. — PIAZZA TO THE THIRD VOLUME.
  4. 4.BALED HAY — A NOVEL NOVELETTE
  5. 5.GREELEY AID RUM.
  6. 6.ABOUT SAW MILLS. — River Falls, Wis., May 80.
  7. 7.EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE.
  8. 8.THE RAG-CARPET. — A TRYING SITUATION.
  9. 9.ONE KIND OF A BOY.
  10. 10.THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN.
  11. 11.FRATERNAL SPARRING.
  12. 12.CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES.
  13. 13.BILL NYE'S CAT. — (BY PERMISSION.)
  14. 14.AUTUMN THOUGHTS.
  15. 15.THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS.
  16. 16.THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW.
  17. 17.PRESERVING EGGS.
  18. 18.HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL. — A FRIGID ROUTE.
  19. 19.TOO CONTIGUOUS.
  20. 20.THE AMENDE HONORABLE.
  21. 21.JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA.
  22. 22.SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS.
  23. 23.THE YOUMORIST.
  24. 24.MY CABINET.
  25. 25.HEALTH FOOD. — A NEW POET. — A WORD IN SELF-DEFENSE.
  26. 26.PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME
  27. 27.ONE TOUCH OF NATURE.
  28. 28.HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE.
  29. 29.FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER.
  30. 30.LINGERIE.
  31. 31.FRUIT.
  32. 32.THE BONE OF CONTENTION.
  33. 33.CONGRATULATORY.
  34. 34.THE AGONY IS OVER.
  35. 35.OSTRICH CAVALRY.
  36. 36.AN ELECTRIC BELT.
  37. 37.THE ANNUAL WAIL
  38. 38.HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR.
  39. 39.BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY. — A JUDICIAL WARBLER — A FIRE AT A BALL. — A LITTLE PUFF.
  40. 40.GENIUS AND WHISKY.
  41. 41.THE TWO-HEADED GIRL
  42. 42.THE CULTIVATION OF GUM.
  43. 43.WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT.
  44. 44.CARVING SCHOOLS.
  45. 45.DIGNITY. — A SNORT OF AGONY.
  46. 46.ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP.
  47. 47.INACCURATE.
  48. 48.THE WESTERN "CHAP."
  49. 49.AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN.
  50. 50.WHY DO THEY DO IT?
  51. 51.TWO STYLES.
  52. 52.GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE.
  53. 53.THE STAGE BALD-HEAD.
  54. 54.FATHERLY WORDS.
  55. 55.THE GOOD TIME COMING.
  56. 56.MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES.
  57. 57.REGARDING THE NOSE.
  58. 58.SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS.
  59. 59.COLOR BLINDNESS. — A LITTLE PREVIOUS.
  60. 60.IS DUELING MURDER?
  61. 61.HEAP GONE.
  62. 62.THE EDITORIAL LAMP.
  63. 63.DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
  64. 64.THE MAROON SAUSAGE.
  65. 65.TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD.
  66. 66.THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR
  67. 67.SNOWED UNDER
  68. 68.ROUGH ON OSCAR.
  69. 69.THE POSTAL CARD. — A CARD.
  70. 70.WHY WE ARE NOT GAY.
  71. 71.SCIENTIFIC.
  72. 72.THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH.
  73. 73.SAGE BRUSH TONIC.
  74. 74.LAME FROM HIS BERTH.
  75. 75.THE PUBLIC PRINTER. — A REPRODUCTIVE COMET. — A LITTLE VAGUE.
  76. 76.SAD DESTRUCTION.
  77. 77.THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER
  78. 78.THE SECRET OF HEALTH.
  79. 79.HOUSEHOLD RECIPES.
  80. 80.WHAT IS LITERATURE?
  81. 81.THE PREVIOUS HOTEL.
  82. 82.ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL.
  83. 83.THE ZEALOUS VOTER.
  84. 84.HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH
  85. 85.MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN.
  86. 86.OH, NO!
  87. 87.THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.
  88. 88.AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME.
  89. 89.THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER.
  90. 90.SOMETHING FRESH. — A BAKEFOOTED GODDESS.
  91. 91.YANKED TO ETERNITY. — ******
  92. 92.WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING.
  93. 93.ANOTHER SUGGESTION.
  94. 94.PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL
  95. 95.ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER
  96. 96.ABOUT THE OSTRICH
  97. 97.TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR.
  98. 98.WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL
  99. 99.ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT. — A MINING EXPERIMENT — A NEW INDUSTRY.
  100. 100.THE MIMIC STAGE.
  101. 101.DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR
  102. 102.CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE
  103. 103.FOREIGN OPINION
  104. 104.THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE.
  105. 105.HUNG BY REQUEST. — A COLORED GREEK SLATE.
  106. 106.THE MELVILLES.
  107. 107.MENDING BROKEN NECKS.
  108. 108.ARE YOU A MORMON?
  109. 109.CAUTION. — A BLOW TO THE GOVERNMENT
  110. 110.POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES.
  111. 111.CORRESPONDENCE. — Cheyenne, September 6, 1882.
  112. 112.WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS. — A LETTER FROM LEADVILLE.
  113. 113.TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN.
  114. 114.WHAT IT MEANT.
  115. 115.VOTERS IN UTAH.
  116. 116.INCONGRUITY
  117. 117.RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
  118. 118.CORRALED HIM.
  119. 119.FIRMNESS.
  120. 120.PUT IN A SUMP.
  121. 121.MINING AS A SCIENCE
  122. 122.DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY.
  123. 123.ENGLISH HUMOR
  124. 124.ABOUT THE AUTOPSY. — A FEW CALM WORDS.
  125. 125.DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE.
  126. 126.MR. T. WILSON.
  127. 127.ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN
  128. 128.AN INFERNAL MACHINE.
  129. 129.THE CODFISH.
  130. 130.HIS AGED MOTHER.
  131. 131.BUSINESS LETTERS.
  132. 132.DANGER OF GARDENING.

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