| The American Juggernaut |
Frontispiece |
| [All illustrations are at end of text] |
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| Divorce A Vinculo |
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| The American Difficulty |
115 |
| The American Gladiators |
116 |
| Naughty Jonathan |
117 |
| How they went to take Canada |
118 |
| A Family Quarrel |
119 |
| King Cotton Bound |
120 |
| The Genu-ine Othello |
121 |
| Over the Way |
122 |
| The Wilful Boy |
123 |
| Look out for Squalls |
124 |
| A Bad Case of Throwing Stones |
125 |
| Waiting for an Answer |
126 |
| A Likely Story |
127 |
| Columbia's Fix |
128 |
| Boxing Day |
129 |
| "Up a Tree" |
130 |
| Naughty Jonathan |
131 |
| Oberon and Titania |
132 |
| Peace |
133 |
| The New Orleans Plume |
134 |
| The "Sensation" Struggle in America |
135 |
| The Latest from America |
136 |
| One Good Turn Deserves Another |
137 |
| Lincoln's Two Dificulties |
138 |
| "Not up to Time" |
139 |
| The Overdue Bill |
140 |
| More Free than Welcome |
141 |
| Abe Lincoln's Last Card |
142 |
| Latest from Spirit-Land |
143 |
| Scene from the American "Tempest" |
144 |
| "Beware" |
145 |
| The Great "Cannon Game" |
146 |
| "Rowdy" Notions of Emancipation |
147 |
| Brutus and Cæsar |
148 |
| The Black Conscription |
149 |
| John Bull's Neutrality |
150 |
| Scylla and Charybdis |
151 |
| The Storm-Signal |
152 |
| Extremes Meet |
153 |
| "Beecher's American Soothing Syrup" |
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| "Holding a Candle to the ****" |
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| Neutrality |
156 |
| Something for Paddy |
157 |
| Very Probable |
158 |
| Mrs. North and her Attorney |
159 |
| Columbia's Sewing-Machine |
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| The Black Draft |
161 |
| The Federal Phœnix |
162 |
| Grand Transformation Scene |
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| The Threatening Notice |
164 |
| Vulcan in the Sulks |
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| The American Gladiators—Habet! |
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| Brittania Sympathises with Columbia |
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"Tell me what a man laughs at, and I will tell
you what he is," was one of Goethe's pregnant apothegms.
Laughter, one of the chief lines of cleavage
between man and beast, is one of the chief points
of differentiation between man and man. From
the good-natured banter which kins all the world
to the envenomed sneer that sunders it, laughter
runs the whole gamut of human emotions.
It is always sincere, even in its own despite.
No subterfuge, when subterfuge underlies it, is
more easily unmasked. A man may smile and
smile and be a villain, but villainy by the seeing
eye can be infallibly detected beneath the smile.
A counterfeit laugh may be uttered, as counterfeit
coin is uttered, but it does not ring true. Its
baseness reveals itself to more senses than one.
Now for more than sixty years the recognized
organ of British laughter has been the London
Punch. The contemporary mood of John Bull
towards Brother Jonathan has always voiced
itself through the grinning lips of this chartered
jester.
It cannot be said that even before the outbreak
of the Civil War Punch had shown itself friendly
to America or Americans. Why should it? The
British mob disliked us and flouted us. Punch
as the mouthpiece of the mob, followed suit. In
the original prospectus of that journal, issued in
1845, it was expressly announced that the paper
was to be devoted in part to "Yankee yarns," to
"the naturalization of those alien Jonathans
whose adherence to the truth has forced them to
emigrate from their native land." It would appear
from this new crook-backed Daniel come
to judgment, that Ananias and Autolycus were
models of punctilious honesty and meticulous
truthfulness compared with the average American.
Writing from Boston to Sir Edward Head, in
1854, George Ticknor said: "I am much struck
with what you say about the ignorance that prevails
in England, concerning this country and its
institutions, and the mischief likely to spring from
it. From Punch up to your leading statesmen,
things are constantly said and done out of sheer
misapprehension, or ignorance, that have for
some time been breeding ill-will here, and are
likely to breed more."
Up to, and even immediately after the war,
Punch's sympathies professedly leaned towards
the North, though it took occasion to lecture both
sides from the standpoint of a disinterested and
superior friend, who saw that neither side was
absolutely and unconditionally right.
When the news of the secession of South Carolina reached England, in
January, 1861, John Tenniel contributed a cartoon to the jester's pages
entitled: "Divorce a Vinculo" with the explanatory subtitle "Mrs.
Carolina asserts her rights to 'larrup' her nigger." Mrs. Carolina was
represented as a vulgar virago holding a cat-o-nine tails in her right
hand, and shaking her clenched left fist in the face of a serenely
defiant youth, clad in a star-spangled shirt, to whom a little brat
of a nigger appealed with clasped hands.
In the same number the following poem breathed
a similar anti-secession sentiment.
SECESSION AND SLAVERY
Secede, ye Southern States, secede,
No better plan could be,
If you of niggers would be freed,
To set your niggers free.
Runaway slaves by federal law
At present you reclaim;
So from the Union straight withdraw
And play the Free Soil game.
What, when you've once the knot untied,
Will bind the Northern men?
And who'll resign to your cow-hide
The fugitives again?
Absquatulate, then, slick as grease,
And break up unity,
Or take your president in peace
And eat your humble pie.
But if your stomachs proud disdain
That salutary meal
And you, in passion worse than vain,
Must rend the commonweal,
Then all mankind will jest and scoff
At people in the case
Of him that hastily cut off
His nose to spite his face.
Later, Punch applauded that portion of Abraham
Lincoln's first inaugural, which dealt with
the question of secession.
THE COMMINUTED STATES
Who can say where Secession will stop? That is a question
which is raised by Mr. Lincoln, in a part of his inaugural
address, directed to enforce upon fools and madmen
the necessity of acquiescence by minorities in the decision
of majorities. The President tells the frantic portion of his
fellow countrymen that:—
"There is no alternative for continuing the Government
but acquiescence on one side or the other. If a minority
in such a case will secede rather than acquiesce, they
make a precedent which in turn will ruin and divide them,
for a minority of their own will secede from them whenever
a majority refuses to be controlled by such a minority. For
instance, why may not any portion of a new confederacy, a
year or two hence, arbitrarily secede again, precisely as portions
of the present Union now claim to secede from it?
All who cherish disunion sentiments are now being educated
to the exact temper of doing this."
The force of this simple reasoning will be seen by the
lunatics to whom it is addressed, during their lucid intervals,
if they have any. It may even be hoped that some of them
may recover the use of their reflecting faculties so far as to
be enabled to follow out President Lincoln's argument,
and their own folly, into ultimate consequences and conclusions.
Then they will see what is likely to be the end of
Secession, for it is not quite true that there is no end to
Secession, and the end of Secession will be for the Secessionists
an end of everything. Seceders will go on seceding
and subseceding, until at last every citizen will secede from
every other citizen, and each individual will be a sovereign
state in himself, self-government personified, a walking
autonomy, a lone star, doing business and supporting itself
off its own hook.
When the seceding states were in search of a
name, Punch suggested that of Slaveownia, and
when at the convention held February 9, 1861,
at Montgomery, Alabama, they adopted the title of
the Confederate States of America, Punch reopened
his battery in this fashion:
"The Southern Secessionists must be admitted to be
blessed with at least the philosophical virtue of self-knowledge.
They term this new league the 'Confederate States
of America'; thus they call themselves by what they doubtless
feel to be their right name. They are confederates in
the crime of upholding slavery. A correct estimate of their
moral position is manifest in that distinctive denomination
of theirs, 'Confederate States.' This title is a beautiful
antithesis to that of the United States of America. The
more doggedly confederate slave mongers combine, the more
firmly good republicans should unite."
Once more when reviewing Jefferson Davis'
message to the Confederate Congress, Punch
recognized that slavery was really the bone of
contention between the two sections:
THE JUST AND HOLY CAUSE OF SLAVERY
"We feel," says President Jefferson Davis, in his
Message to the Secessional Congress, "that our cause is
just and holy." Could not the negroes of the Southern
States, if they rose against their masters, say just as much,
with at least equal justice, for their own insurrection? The
less Mr Davis says about justice and holiness the better,
if he does not want to preach a dangerous doctrine, besides
being considered a humbug. "Dash holiness, and justice
be blanked!" is the consistent language for Mr. Jefferson
Davis. "Might is right; we expect to thrash the Northerners;
and the Institution of Slavery for ever!"
Again, when General Beauregard declared in a
proclamation to the South that "unborn generations
would arise and call them blessed," Punch
declared that the reporters, with their proverbial
inaccuracy, had omitted the concluding word
"rascals."
Yet even now, it appealed to both sections to
restrain their hands from flying at each other's
throats:
ODE TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH
O Jonathan and Jefferson,
Come listen to my song;
I can't decide, my word upon,
Which of you is most wrong.
I do declare I am afraid
To say which worse behaves,
The North, imposing bonds on Trade,
Or South, that Man enslaves.
And here you are about to fight,
And wage intestine war,
Not either of you in the right:
What simpletons you are!
Too late your madness you will see,
And when your passion cools,
"Snakes!" you will bellow, "How could we
Have been such 'tarnal fools!"
One thing is certain; that if you
Blow out each other's brains,
'Twill be apparent what a few
Each blockhead's skull contains.
You'll have just nothing for your cost,
To show, when all is done.
Greatness and glory you'll have lost;
And not a dollar won.
Oh, joined to us by blood, and by
The bond of kindred speech,
And further, by the special tie
Of slang, bound each to each,
All-fired gonies, softhorn'd pair,
Each other will you lick?
You everlastin' dolts, forbear!
Throw down your arms right slick.
You'll chaw each other up, you two,
Like those Kilkenny cats,
When they had better things to do,
Improvin' off the rats.
Now come, shake hands, together jog
On friendly yet once more;
Whip one another not: and flog
Creation, as before!
Still again, Punch showed good feeling in admonishing
Lord Palmerston, after firing on Sumter,
to keep Great Britain neutral.
"Well Pam," says Mr. Punch to his workman,
"of course I shall keep you on, but you must stick
to peace-work."
Nor could the North object to the cartoon, in
May, 1861, in which Lincoln made his first appearance
in Punch. The face, faithfully limned from
the early beardless photographs, represented him
as a man of clean-cut intelligent features,—in
marked contrast to the bearded ruffian, a repulsive
compound of malice, vulgarity and cunning
which John Tenniel's pencil subsequently delighted
to give to the world as a counterfeit presentment
of the President of the United States.
In this first picture Lincoln is represented as
poking the fire and filling the room with particles
of soot, saying with downcast look:
"What a nice White House it would be, if it
were not for the blacks."
Nevertheless, the poem with which Punch
greeted the news of the fall of Fort Sumter was not
calculated to arouse kindly sentiments in the
North.
INK, BLOOD AND TEARS
(THE TAKING OF FORT SUMTER.)
A Forty hours' bombardment! Great guns throwing
Their iron hail: shells their mad mines exploding:
Furnaces lighted: shot at red-heat glowing:
Shore-battr'ies and fort-armament, firing, loading—
War's visible hell let loose for forty hours,
And all her devils free to use their powers—
And yet not one man hit, her flag when Sumter lowers.
"Oh, here's a theme!" quoth Punch, of brag abhorrent,
"'Twixt promise and performance rare proportion!
This show-cloth, of live lions, giving warrant,
Masking some mangy, stunted, stuffed abortion:
These gorgeous covers hiding empty dishes,
These whale-like antics among little fishes—
Here is the very stuff to meet my dearest wishes.
What ringing of each change on brag and bluster!
These figures huge of speech, summed in a zero:
This war-march, ushering in Bombastes' muster:
This entry of Tom Thumb, armed like a hero.
Of all great cries e'er raised o'er little wool,
Of all big bubbles by fools' breath filled full,
Sure here's the greatest yet, and emptiest, for John Bull!
John always thought Jonathan, his young brother,
A little of a bully; said he swaggered:
But in all change of chaff with one another,
Nor John nor Jonathan was e'er called 'laggard.'
But now, if John mayn't Jonathan style 'coward,'
He may hint Stripes and Stars were better lowered
From that tall height to which, till now, their flag-staff towered."
Punch nibbed his pen, all jubilant, for galling—
When suddenly a weight weighed down the feather,
And a red liquid, drop by drop, slow falling,
Came from the nib; and the drops rolled together,
And steamed and smoked and sung—"Not ink, but blood;
Drops now, but soon to swell into a flood,
Perchance e'er Summer's leaf has burst Spring's guarding bud.
Blood by a brother's hand drawn from a brother—
And they by whom 'tis ta'en, by whom 'tis given,
Are both the children of an English mother;
Once with that mother, in her wrath, they've striven:
Was't not enough, that parricidal jar,
But they must now meet in fraternal war?
If such strife draw no blood shall England scoff therefore?
If she will laugh, through thee, her chartered wit,
Use thou no ink wherewith to pen thy scoff:
We'll find a liquor for thy pen more fit—
We blood drops—see how smartly thou'lt round off
Point, pun and paragraph in this new way:
Till men shall read and laugh, and, laughing, say,
'Well thrust! Punch is in vein: 'tis his red-letter day.'"
The weight sat on my quill: I could not write;
The red drops lustered to my pen—in vain;
I had my theme—"Brothers that meet in fight,
Yet shed no blood!"—my jesting mood turned pain.
I thought of all that civil love endears,
That civil strife breaks up and rends and sears,
And lo! the blood-drops in my pen were changed to tears!
And for the hoarse tongues that those bloody gouts
Had found, or seemed to find, upon my ears
Came up a gentle song in linkèd bouts,
Of long-drawn sweetness—pity breathed through tears.
And thus they sang—"'Twas not by chance,
Still less by fraud or fear,
That Sumter's battle came and closed,
Nor cost the world a tear."
It was the Southern victory of Bull Run and the
Northern policy of blockade that finally and definitely
changed the attitude of England and of
Punch. The victory gave hopes that the Confederates
might be successful in overturning a
hated and dreaded republic; the blockade aroused
fears that the pocket of the British manufacturer
might be damaged. All pretence of love for the
negro was swallowed up by these more potent and
more personal emotions.
On November 2, 1861, in a cartoon and an
accompanying poem Punch sought to put its commercial
anxiety on an altruistic plane. Here
is the poem:
KING COTTON BOUND; OR, THE NEW
PROMETHEUS.
Far across Atlantic waters
Groans in chains a Giant King;
Like to him, whom Ocean's daughters
Wail around in mournful ring,
In the grand old Grecian strains
Of Prometheus in his chains!
Needs but Fancy's pencil pliant
Both to paint till both agree;
For King Cotton is a giant,
As Prometheus claimed to be.
Each gave blessings unto men,
Each dishonour reaped again.
From the gods to sons of clay
If Prometheus brought the flame,
Who King Cotton can gainsay,
Should he equal honour claim?
Fire and life to millions giving,
That, without him, had no living.
And if they are one in blessing,
So in suffering they are one;
Freeze in frost and scorch in sun:
That, upon his mountain chain,
This, upon his parching plain.
Nor the wild bird's self is wanting—
Either giant's torment sore;
If Prometheus writhed, while panting
Heart and lungs the vulture tore,
So Columbia's eagle fierce,
Doth King Cotton's vitals pierce.
On those wings so widely sweeping
In its poise the bird to keep,
See, if you can see for weeping.
"North" and "South" are branded deep—
On the beak all reeking red,
On the talons blood-bespread!
But 'tis not so much the anguish
Of the wound that rends his side,
Makes this fettered giant languish,
As the thought how once, in pride,
That great eagle took its stand,
Gently on his giant hand!
How to it the meat he'd carry
In its mew to feed secure;
How he'd fling it on the quarry,
How recall it to the lure,
Make it stoop, to his caresses,
Hooded neck and jingling jesses.
And another thought is pressing,
Like hot iron on his brain—
Millions that would fain be blessing,
Ban, e'en now, King Cotton's name.
Oh, that here those hands are bound,
Which should scatter wealth around!
"Not this Eagle's screaming smothers
That sad sound across the sea—
Wailing babes and weeping mothers,
Wailing, weeping, wanting me.
Hands that I would fain employ,
Hearts that I would fill with joy!
"I must writhe—a giant fettered,—
While those millions peak and pine;
By my wealth their lot unbettered,
And their suffering worse than mine.
For they know that I would fain
Help their need, were't not my chain!
"But I know not where to turn me
For relief from bonds and woe;
Frosts may pinch and suns may burn me,
But for rescue—none I know,
Save the millions I have fed,
Should they rise for lack of bread—
"Saying, 'We will brook no longer,
That King Cotton bound should be:
Be his gaolers strong, we're stronger,
In our hunger o'er sea—
More for want, than love, uprisen,
We are come to break his prison!'
"Welcome even such releasing,
Fain my work I'd be about:
Soon would want and wail be ceasing,
Were King Cotton once let out—
Though all torn and faint and bleeding,
Millions still I've strength for feeding."
Then came an episode which did for the moment
set John Bull and Punch on a nobler basis. All
during the Trent affair—when the United States
was obviously wrong in arresting the Confederate
Commissioners, Mason and Slidell, on board an
English ship—the Tenniel cartoons rose to the
higher level of just indignation.
Even now, however, Punch was unable or unwilling
to see the magnanimity of Abraham Lincoln's
apology for an error not his own.
This was all the more unjust because Punch was
both able and willing to discriminate between the
level-headed men of the North and the jingoes,
as this extract will show.
OUR DEAR BROTHER JONATHAN
This delightful ebullition of fervent brotherly love has
most fittingly appeared in a Philadelphia paper:—
"It may be, in view of all these grave considerations and
the sad necessities of the case, that, in order to avoid a war
which could only end in our discomfiture, the Administration
may be compelled to concede the demands of England,
and perhaps release Messrs. Mason and Slidell. God
forbid!—but in a crisis like this we must adapt ourselves to
stern circumstances, and yield every feeling of pride to maintain
our existence. If this contingency should ever arise—and
I am only speculating upon a disagreeable possibility—then
let us swear, not only to ourselves but our children
who come after us, to repay this greedy, insolent, and cowardly
Power with the retribution of a just and fearful vengeance.
If England in our time of distress makes herself our foe, and
offers to be our assassin, we will treat her as a foe when we
can do so untrammeled and unmenaced by another enemy."
"Greedy, insolent, and cowardly," these are nice fraternal
terms; and what a truly loving spirit is evinced by swearing
"fearful vengeance" upon the "assassin," and handing
to posterity the keeping of the oath!
No whit less affectionate in feeling is what follows:—
"If we do concede the demands of England, however, it
will only be because we desire to crush this rebellion, as a
duty we owe to mankind. It will be because we prefer to
master the great evil, and do not wish to be alienated from
our duty by an international and comparatively unimportant
quarrel; it will be because we prefer national salvation to
the gratification of any feeling of national pride. It will be
a great act of self-denial. But when we come from this rebellion
it will be with a magnificent army, educated and organised,
and with the sense of this wrong weighing upon
them. It will be with a navy competent to meet any navy
upon the globe. It will be for us then to remember how
England was our enemy in the day of our misfortune, and
to make that remembrance a dark and fearful page of her
history, and an eternal memory of our own."
That these are the opinions of most people in America
nobody on this side of the Atlantic will believe. But that
there are roughs and rowdies in the States, who as they have
nothing they can lose by war are always full of bluster and
warlike in their talk, this may any one in England very easily
conceive. Of course it is to please them that such stuff as we
have quoted is stuck in Yankee newspapers; and our sole
surprise is that the journals which admit it find it pays them
so to do. The rowdies as a rule are not overflushed with
wealth and can ill afford to spend their coppers upon literature,
which, the chances are, they scarcely would know
how to read.
For the benefit of the American jingoes Punch
on December 7th, issued the following warning,
with an appropriate cartoon:
A WARNING TO JONATHAN;
OR, "DOTH HE WAG HIS TAIL?"
Jonathan, Jonathan, 'ware of the Lion:
He's patient, he's placable, slow to take fire:
There are tricks which in safety a puppy might try on,
But from dogs of his own size they waken his ire.
With your bounce and your bunkum you've pelted him often,
Good humoured he laughed as the missiles flew by,
Hard words you've employed, which he ne'er bid you soften,
As knowing your tallest of talk all my eye.
When you blustered he still was content with pooh-poohing,
When you flared up he just let the shavings burn out:
He knew you were fonder of talking than doing,
And Lions for trifles don't put themselves out.
But beware how you tempt even leonine patience,
Or presume the old strength has forsaken his paw:
He's proud to admit you and he are relations,
But even relations may take too much law.
If there's one thing he values, 'tis right of asylum;
Safe who rests 'neath the guard of the Lion must be:
In that shelter the hard-hunted fugitive whilome
Must be able to sleep the deep sleep of the free.
Then think twice, and think well, ere from guard of the Lion
Those who seek his protection you try to withdraw:
Though Stowell and Wheaten and Kent you rely on,
There are points on which Lions won't listen to jaw.
Remember in time the old tale of the showman,
Who his head in the mouth of the Lion would sheath,
Till with lengthened impunity, bold as a Roman,
He seemed to forget that the Lion had teeth.
But the time came at last, when all risks madly scorning,
He went just too far down that road rough and red,
When, with only one wag of his tail for a warning,
Snap went Leo's jaws, and off went Barnum's head!
This was followed up on December 14th, with one
of Tenniel's finest cartoons, that entitled "Waiting
for an Answer."
Two amusing bits of doggerel appeared in the
same number, one representing the British nation's
view of the international episode.
MRS. DURDEN ON THE AMERICAN DIFFICULTY
"Them there nasty good-for-nothing Yankees!" cried old Mrs. Durden,
"Worrits me to that degree, it makes my life almost a burden.
Board our mail and seize our passengers, the ribbles! Goodness, gracious!
Like their imperence to be sure; 'tis that what makes 'em so owdacious.
"What next now I wonder, Captain?" Answer Captain Skipper made,
"Well Ma'am, our next move, I fancy, will be breaking their blockade."
"Blockhead! Ah!" exclaimed the lady. "Truer word was never spoken.
Drat the blockheads, all says I; may every head on 'em be broken!"
The other is a bit of broad fun, in mockery of
the profuse volumes of smoke and sound which
were emitted by Yankee fire-eaters.
A VOICE FROM WASHINGTON
From our Special Correspondent
We Yankees ain't given to brag;
John Bull, we expect, has no notion
Of going to war; but his flag
If he does, we shall sweep from the ocean
And when the old vagabond lies
In a state of teetotal prostration,
Old Ireland in glory will rise,
Independence to win as a nation.
Our breadstuffs from England kept back,
The sequel must be destitution.
Her famishing millions, in lack
Of food, will force on revolution.
Victoria will have to retire;
Aristocracy, friends of Secession
Will be hurled down, and trod in the mire;
No more for to practise oppression.
Rebellion we'll bring to an end,
The slaves 'mongst our heroes dividing,
Or arms to the niggers we'll lend,
To give their darned masters a hiding.
Work up all our cotton at home,
Let not one more bale be exported,
Have the world at our feet, like old Rome,
By the kings of the airth as was courted.
Want money? I reckon not we;
A national debt we'll create,
Twice as heavy as yourn, which will be,
For Samsons like we air, no weight.
On Government bonds we shall borrow
Any money in Europe with ease.
Why London and Paris, to-morrow
Will lend us as much as we please.
Foreign goods we shall purchase with paper,
Which let foreign usurers hold;
The British may swagger and vapour,
At home whilst we keep all our gold.
As Belmont to Seward has written,
Any stock may in Europe be "placed,"
And the chance, if the Rothschilds ain't bitten,
Will be by the Barings embraced
We've twice before whipped all creation,
We've now got to whip it again.
We air a remarkable nation
Of modest, but resolute men.
John Bull, then, allow us to kick you,
And don't go resenting the act,
Or into a cocked hat we'll lick you,
Yes, Sir-ree, you old hoss, that's a fact.
The manly and tactful apology which represented
the feeling of the better sort of folk in America,
and which was wrung from a reluctant
cabinet by Abraham Lincoln, softened for a moment
the asperity of our old antagonist. The
following rather amiable verses were written in
anticipation of the amicable settlement which
already (January 11, 1862), seemed probable:
A FAIR OFFER FROM JOHN BULL TO MISS COLUMBIA
Shall we kiss and be friends? Why not? Sister Columbia,
No more ugly faces let you and me pull;
Though we both have our tempers, our worries and troubles,
Let "bygones be bygones" for me, says John Bull.
You must own that you've given me a deal of bad language,
And have been far too free with your bunkum and brag;
That I'll pocket, if now, like a sensible woman,
You'll disclaim your friend Wilkes, and salute the old flag.
Fools may sneer and call family feelings all humbug,
But I feel that one blood in the veins of us flows:
Our tongues are the same, though I don't like your fashion
Of talking, (as you'd make me pay) through the nose.
We snarled and we scratched, in the days of our folly,
When you wanted to leave me and start for yourself;
To think of those times makes me quite melancholy——
The blood that we wasted——the temper and pelf!
When I vowed that I'd tame you, and make you knock under,
And you dared me and bit, like a vixen as well;
I did think by this time we had both seen our blunder;
Meant to live as good friends and in peace buy and sell.
But of late I can't think what the deuce has come o'er you:
First, you turn your own house out of window, and then,
Declare that I want to o'erreach you and floor you,
Stop my ships, seize my passengers, bully my men!
I can stand a great deal from my own blood-relations,
And I know that your troubles your temper have soured;
But I can't take a blow, in the face of all nations,
And consent to see law by brute force overpowered.
Only own your friend Wilkes is a blundering bully,
And make over Mason and Slidell to me,
And all that is past, I'll condone, fair and fully,
Kiss you now, and in future, I do hope, agree!
Yet Lincoln, the peacemaker of the occasion,
got little credit from Punch, which, indeed, began
now to pursue him with unremitting invective.
The gorilla-like caricature of Lincoln's features
makes its first appearance in a cartoon wherein
this repulsive face is joined to a raccoon's
body.
The "coon" is shown up a tree, Colonel Bull,
standing below, has drawn a bead on him with his
gun.
"Air you in earnest, Colonel?" asks the
coon.
"I am," replies the mighty Bull.
"Don't fire," says the coon, "I'll come
down."
Even Lincoln's proclamation emancipating the
slaves in the seceding states did not soften the
asperity of the old-time anti-slavery advocate.
Punch feigned to see in this message only the
ruse of a wily combatant driven to a last resource.
This idea is put into a quatrain, as follows:
The American Chess-Players
Although of conquest Yankee North despairs,
His brain for some expedient wild he racks,
And thinks that having failed on the white squares,
He can't do worse by moving on the Blacks.
Under the heading "One Good Turn Deserves
Another," Old Abe is shown extending musket,
sword and knapsack to a negro who refuses to be
cajoled by his honeyed words.
"Why I do declare," says Abe, "it's my dear old
friend, Sambo! Course you'll fight for us, Sambo.
Lend us a hand, old hoss, do."
The same jibe finds vent in the following
poems:
ABE'S LAST CARD; OR, ROUGE-ET-NOIR
Brag's our game: and awful losers
We've been on the Red.
Under and above the table,
Awfully we've bled.
Ne'er a stake have we adventured,
But we've lost it still
From Bull's Run and mad Manassas,
Down to Sharpsburg Hill.
When luck's desperate, desperate venture
Still may bring it back:
So I'll chance it—neck or nothing—
Here I lead THE BLACK!
If I win, the South must pay for't,
Pay in fire and gore:
If I lose, I'm ne'er a dollar
Worse off than before.
From the Slaves of Southern rebels
Thus I strike the chain:
But the slaves of loyal owners
Still shall slaves remain.
If their owners like to wop 'em,
They to wop are masters;
Or if they prefer to swop 'em,
Here are our shin-plasters!
There! If that 'ere Proclamation
Does its holy work,
Rebeldom's annihilation
It did oughter work:
Back to Union, and you're welcome
Each to wop his nigger:
If not, at White let slip darky—
Guess I call that vigour!
In September, 1862, the two combatants are
represented as sinking exhausted into the arms of
negro backers, who are vainly attempting to put
them on their feet. In the background stands a
self-important eagle arrayed in the Napoleonic
uniform and a biped lion dressed in a sack coat
and an air of conscious superiority.
Says the eagle to the lion, "Don't you think we
ought to fetch the police?"
The legend under the cartoon runs, "Not Up
to Time, or Interference Would Be Very Welcome."
In the following January comes a well imagined
cartoon entitled "The Latest From Spirit Land,"
showing the bluff and kindly ghost of George III
trying to enter into conversation with the stiffly
stupid ghost of Mr. Washington. "Well, Mr.
Washington," says George, "what do you think
of your fine republic now, eh? What d'ye think?
What d'ye think, eh?" To which Mr. Washington
retorts with an inarticulate "Humph!"
In May of 1863 a cartoon entitled "The Great
Cannon Game" shows Abe Lincoln playing billiards
with Jeff Davis. It is the latter's shot.
"Hurrah for Charleston!" he cries; "that's
another to me."
Abe Lincoln mutters in an aside, "Darned if he
ain't scored ag'in! I wish I could make a few
winning hazards for a change."
An accompanying article entitled "The Great
American Billiard Match" is amusing enough
when read to-day in the light of the great "winning
hazards" that were to be made by Abe within less
than sixty days.
"Considerable excitement," it runs, "has been caused in
sporting circles by this long protracted match, which, owing
to the style of play adopted by the parties, appears to make
but very little progress toward a finish. The largeness of
the stakes depending on the contest might be supposed to
make the players careful in their strokes, but few expected
that the game would last so long as it has done, and no one
now dare prophesy when it will be finished. It having been
resolved to play the cannon game, some anxiety at first was
not unreasonably felt among the backers of Jeff Davis,
the crack player for the South; but the knowing ones, who
knew their man, made no attempt to hedge, notwithstanding
what was said about his being out of play and, in the cannon
game especially, somewhat overmatched. It is needless to
remark here that the first strokes which he made quite
justified their confidence, and, indeed, throughout the game
he has done nothing yet to shake it, so that if he have but a
fair amount of luck, his backers feel assured that he won't
easily be beaten, and an extra fluke or two might make
him win the match.
"As for old Abe Lincoln, the champion player of the
North, his backers, we believe, are as confident as ever that
he is the best man, although at times his play has not appeared
to prove it. There is no doubt that he has more strength
at his command, but strength is of small use without knowing
how to use it. Abe Lincoln may have skill, but he has
not yet shown much of it; and certainly he more than once
has shown himself outgeneralled. His backers say he purposely
is playing a slow game, just to draw out his opponent
and see what he can do. In ninety days, they say, he is
cocksure of a victory, but this is an old boast, and nobody
except themselves now places any faith in it. Abe's famous
Bull Run stroke was a bad start to begin with, and his
Charleston break has ended in his having to screw back,
and thus slip into balk to save himself from mischief.
How the game will end we won't pretend to prophesy.
There are plenty of good judges, who still appear inclined
to bet in favor of the South and longish odds are offered
that the game will be a drawn one. Abe's attempt to pot
the niggers some put down as a foul stroke, but whether
foul or not, it added little to his score. Upon the whole
we think his play has not been much admired, although his
backers have been vehement in superlatively praising it.
There is more sympathy for the South, as being the weaker
side—a fact which Jeff's supporters indignantly deny, and
which certainly the North has not done much as yet toward
proving. Without ourselves inclining one way or the other,
we may express a neutral hope that the best player may win;
and we certainly shall echo the desire of all who watch the
game if we add that the sooner it is now played out the
better."
The boasted "neutrality" was put to a rather
severe test when, in less than "ninety days," the
victory of which Abe's backers were "cock sure"
proved a double barrelled one at Vicksburg, in
Mississippi, and at Gettysburg, in Pennsylvania.
The news of these tremendous events set all the
Federal States of America shouting with triumph
on the succeeding Fourth of July. There were no
international cables in those days. Consequently
it was not until two weeks later that the news
reached England.
In the interim, on that very July 4, certain
Northern Americans in London, all unconscious of
what had happened, celebrated their national
anniversary almost in earshot of the Punch office
to the great disgust of the gentlemen on its
staff.
"There is something peculiarly graceful," [snarls Punch
in the issue for July 18th], "in celebrating Independence
Day in London. 'The Britishers whipped all the world
and we whipped the Britishers,' used to be the established
formula of Yankee self-glorification. It is the Yankees'
belief that they accomplished their secession from England
by simple conquest; triumphant superiority in arms. To
hold the anniversary of successful insurrection, not to say
rebellion, in the very den of the British lion, treading on
his tail and gently poking him with a playful boot tip, is to
compliment that noble animal with credit for some magnanimity.
The British residents in Paris would hardly
have the confiding generosity and the taste in like manner to
celebrate the return day of the Battle of Waterloo in the
French capital.
"We pause here to ask whether the Confederates do not,
as they reasonably may, repeat the Yankee boast above
quoted with brag additional? Have they not begun to say,
'The Britishers whipped all the world, the Yankees whipped
the Britishers and we whipped the Yankees'? Not yet,
perhaps. Averse to indulgence in premature exultation,
they may reserve that saying for Independence Day No. 2."
In conclusion Punch makes this comment on
the fact that in honor of the anniversary the flag
of the United States had been hoisted on the summit
of certain buildings, "Shouldn't it have been hoisted
halfmast high?"
The answer came in the form of a thunderous
negative with the next mail from America.
Thereafter Punch lost his supreme interest in
the great Civil War. He made no allusions to
Gettysburg or to Vicksburg. The "neutral hope"
was painfully dampened by Northern triumphs.
His commercial sympathy was all with the losing
side. The wish was father to the not very neutral
thought that the negro might prove the undoing
of his Northern allies. On August 15 appeared a
cartoon entitled "Brutus and Cæsar, from the
American Edition of Shakespeare." To the tent
of Brutus (Lincoln) enters at night the ghost of
Cæsar, a black spectre. This colloquy occurs:—
Brutus—Wall, now, do tell! Who's you?
Cæsar—I am dy ebil genius, massa Linking. Dis child
am awful Inimpressional.
In October appeared a cartoon headed with
unconscious satire, "John Bull's Neutrality."
John Bull standing with his arms akimbo in the
doorway of his shop is glaring defiantly at two
bad boys, clad respectively in federal and in confederate
uniforms, who slink away before his
glance and drop the stones they were preparing
to hurl at his windows.
"Look here, boys," says John, "I don't care
twopence for your noise, but if you throw stones
at my windows I must thrash you both."
The same moral is enforced in the following
poem:—
MR. BULL TO HIS AMERICAN BULLIES
Hoy, I say you two there, kicking
Up that row before my shop!
Do you want a good sound licking
Both? If not, you'd better stop.
Peg away at one another,
If you choose such fools to be:
But leave me alone; don't bother,
Bullyrag and worry me!
Into your confounded quarrel!
Let myself be dragged I'll not
By you, fighting for a Merrill
Tariff; or your slavery lot.
What I want to do with either
Is impartially to trade:
Nonsense I will stand from neither
Past the bounds of gasconade.
You North, roaring, raving, yelling,
Hold your jaw, you booby, do;
What, d'ye threaten me for selling
Arms to South, as well as you?
South, at me don't bawl and bellow,
That won't make me take your part;
So you just be off, young fellow:
Now, you noisy chap, too, start!
To be called names 'tis unpleasant;
Words, however, break no bones:
I control myself at present;
But beware of throwing stones!
I won't have my windows broken,
Mind, you brawlers, what I say,
See this stick, a striking token;
Cut your own, or civil stay.
In a succeeding cartoon Punch called for a
separation between the fighters, for now, said he,
"dis-union is strength." Another cartoon hails
the fraternization—reported to have taken place
between negroes bearing the flags of the rival
armies—with the epigram "When black meets
black then comes the end of war."
Henry Ward Beecher's visit to England, in
the autumn of 1863, is celebrated by a cartoon
and by a poem in which due praise is given to the
vigor of his oratory and to the excellence of his
intentions.
BRITISHER TO BEECHER
Alas! what a pity it is, Parson Beecher,
That you came not at once when Secession broke out,
As Abraham Lincoln's Apostle, a preacher
Of the Union; a gospel which Englishmen doubt;
For that Union, you see,
Was a limb of our tree:
Its own branches to break themselves off are as free.
Still, Beecher, if you had been only sent hither,
When at first the Palmetto flag flouted the sky,
Commissioned foul slavery's faction to wither,
And this nation invoke to be Freedom's ally,
With your eloquent art
You had won England's heart;
We were fully disposed towards taking your part.
Instead of a Reverend Beecher, appealing
To our conscience, in Liberty's name, for the right,
We heard a cool scoundrel advise in the stealing
Of Britannia's domains, North and South to unite;
And your papers were full
Of abuse of John Bull;
Whilst he bore the blockade which withheld cotton wool.
Malevolence, taking our ill-will for granted,
Has reviled us, pursued us with bluster and threat,
Supposing itself the remembrance had planted
In our bosom of wrongs which we couldn't forget,
And should take, in its case
Of misfortune, as base
A revenge as itself would have ta'en in our place.
Tirades against England, with menace of slaughter,
Never yet have your Sumners, and such, ceased to pour,
Your bards talk of blowing us out of the water,
And threaten to "punish John Bull at his door."
Now this isn't the way
To make Englishmen pray
That the Yankees may finish by gaining the day.
An afterthought only is "Justice to Niggers;"
'Tis a cry which those Yankees raised not till they found
That they for a long time had been pulling triggers,
At their slaveholding brothers, and gained little ground.
First Abe Lincoln gave out
That he'd fain bring about,
The Re-union with slavery too, or without.
So don't waste your words in attempts at persuasion,
Which impose on no Britain alive but a fool,
But husband your breath for another occasion,
That is, Beecher, keep it your porridge to cool.
"Strictly neutral will I
Still remain standing by."
Says Britannia: "D'ye see any green in my eye?"
Later, Punch published this:
ADIEU TO MR. BEECHER
Mr. Beecher has left us; he has sailed for America,
where he can tell his congregation just what he likes, but
where he will, we are sure, tell Messrs. Lincoln and Seward
the exact truth, namely that large numbers of the uneducated
classes crowded to hear a celebrated orator, and
that the press has been very good-natured to him. Also,
we hope he will say, because he knows it, that the educated
classes are at the present date just as Neutral in the matter
of the American quarrel as they were before the reverend
gentleman's arrival. Having duly stated these facts to the
President and the Minister, Mr. Beecher may put them
in any form he pleases before the delightful congregation,
whose members pay £40 a-year, each, for pews. And to
show that we part with him in all good nature, we immortalise
his witty allusion to ourselves in his farewell speech:—
"I know my friend Punch thinks I have been serving out
'soothing syrup' to the British Lion. (Laughter.) Very
properly the picture represents me as putting a spoon into
the lion's ear instead of his mouth; and I don't wonder that
the great brute turns away very sternly from that plan of
feeding." (Renewed Laughter.)
A gentler criticism upon us could not be, and we scorn to
retort that, having a respect for anatomy, we did not make
the lion's ear large enough to hold the other spoon depicted
in that magnificent engraving. For the Reverend Beecher
is not a spoon, whatever we may think of his audiences in
England. And so we wish him good-bye, and plenty of
greenbacks and green believers.
The re-election of Abraham Lincoln, in November,
1864, called forth a grotesque and unpleasant
caricature of Lincoln as the "Federal Phœnix."
It was accompanied by these verses:
THE FEDERAL PHŒNIX
When Herodotus, surnamed "The Father of History"
(We are not informed who was History's mother),
Went a travelling to Egypt, that region of mystery,
Where each step presented some marvel or other,
In a great city there, called (in Greek) Heliopolis,
The priests put him up to a strange story—rather—
Of a bird, who came up to that priestly metropolis,
Once in five hundred years, to inter its own father.
When to filial feeling apparently callous,
Not a plume ruffled (as we should say, not a hair rent),
In a pot-pourri made of sweet-spice, myrrh, and aloes,
He flagrantly, burnt, after burying, his parent.
But Pomponius Mela has managed to gather
Of this curious story a modified version,
In which the bird burns up itself, not its father,
And soars to new life from its fiery immersion.
This bird has oft figured in emblems and prophecies—
And though Snyders ne'er painted its picture, nor Weenix
Its portraits on plates of a well-known fire-office is,
Which, after this bird's name, is christened the Phœnix.
Henceforth a new Phœnix, from o'er the Atlantic,
Our old fire-office friend from his brass-plate displaces;
With a plumage of greenbacks, all ruffled, and antic
In Old Abe's rueful phiz and Old Abe's shambling graces.
As the bird of Arabia wrought resurrection
By a flame all whose virtues grew out of what fed it,
So the Federal Phœnix has earned re-election
By a holocaust huge of rights, commerce, and credit.
On December 10th, Punch published this brutal
burlesque anticipation of that noble speech made
by President Lincoln at his second Inauguration,
which has now taken its due rank among
the great masterpieces of forensic English:
PRESIDENT LINCOLN'S INAUGURAL SPEECH
(By Ultramarine Telegraph)
Well, we've done it, gentlemen. Bully for us. Cowhided
the Copperheads considerable. Non nobis, of course, but
still I reckon we have had a hand in the glory, some. That
reminds me of the Old World story about the Hand of Glory,
which I take to have been the limb of a gentleman who had
been justified on the gallows, and which the witches turned
into a patent moderator lamp, as would lead a burglar safe
into any domicile which he might wish to plunder. We ain't
burglars, quite t'other, but I fancy that if Uly Grant could
get hold of that kind and description of thing to help him into
Richmond, he'd not be so un-Christian proud as to refuse the
hand of a malefactor. (Right, right!) Well, right or left
hand, that's no odds, gentlemen. (Laughter.) Now I am
sovereign of the sovereign people of this great and united
republic for four years next ensuing the date hereof, as I
used to say when I was a lawyer. (You are! Bully for you!)
Yes, gentlemen, but you must do something more than bully
for me, you must fight for me, if you please, and whether you
please or not. As the old joke says, there's no compulsion,
only you must. Must is for the King, they say in the rotten
Old world. Well, I'm King, and you shall be Viceroys over
me. But I tell you again, and in fact I repeat it, that there's
man's work to do to beat these rebels. They may run away,
no doubt. As the Irishman says, pigs may fly, but they're
darned onlikely birds to do it. They must be well whipped,
gentlemen, and I must trouble you for the whipcord. (You
shall have it!) Rebellion is a wicked thing, gentlemen, an
awful wicked thing, and the mere nomenclating thereof
would make my hair stand on end, if it could be more standonender
than it is. (Laughter.) Truly awful, that is when
it is performed against mild, free, constitutional sway like
that of the White House, but of course right and glorious
when perpetrated against ferocious, cruel, bloodthirsty old
tyrants like George the Third. We must punish these
rebels for their own good, and to teach them the blessings of
this mighty and transcendental Union. (We will, we will!) All
very tall talking, gentlemen, but talking won't take Richmond.
If it would, and there had been six Richmonds in the field,
we should long since have took them all. If Richmond would
fall like Jericho, by every man blowing of his own trumpet,
we've brass enough in our band for that little feat in acoustics.
But when a cow sticks, as Grant does, in the mud,
how then? (Great laughter.) Incontestably, gentlemen,
this great and mighty nation must give her a shove on. Shove
for Richmond, gentlemen. (That's the talk!) Now about
these eternal blacks, you expect me to say something touching
them, though I suppose we're none of us too fond of
touching them, for reasons in that case made and provided,
as I used to say. Well, listen. We've got them on our
hands, that's a fact, and it reminds me of a nigger story.
Two of these blacks met, and one had a fine new hat.
"Where you got dat hat, Sambo?" says t'other. "Out ob
a shop, nigger," says Sambo. "'Spex so," says t'other, "and
what might be the price ob dat hat?" "Can't say, zactly,
nigger, the shopkeeper didn't happen to be on the premises."
(Laughter.) Well, we've got the niggers, and I can't exactly
say—or at least I don't think you'd like to hear—what might
be the price of those articles. But we must utilise our hats,
gentlemen. We must make them dig and fight, that's a fact.
There's no shame in digging, I suppose. Adam digged, and he
is a gentleman of older line than any of the bloated and slavish
aristocracies of Europe. And as for fighting, they must feel
honoured at doing that for the glorious old flag that has braved
for eighty-nine years and a-half, be the same little more or
less, the battle and the breeze. (Cheers.) Yes, and when
the rebellion's put down, we'll see what's to be done with
them. Perhaps if the naughty boys down South get uncommon
contrite hearts, we may make them a little present
of the blacks, not as slaves, of course, but as legal apprentices
with undefined salaries determinable on misconduct.
(Cheers.) Meantime, gentlemen, I won't deny that the
niggers are useful in the way of moral support. They give
this here war a holy character, and we can call it a crusade
for freedom. A man may call his house an island if he likes,
as has been said by one of those fiendish British writers who
abuse our hospitality by not cracking us up. (War with
England!) Well, all in good time, gentlemen. Let our
generals learn their business first. I don't blame them,
mind you, that they haven't learned it yet, for when a man
has kept a whiskey-store, or a bar, or an oyster-cellar, or an
old-clothes' shop for years, he can't be expected, merely
because he puts on a uniform, to become a Hannibal or a
Napoleon, or even a Marlborough or a Wellington. Likewise,
they must learn to keep reasonable sober. Friends at
a distance will please accept this intimation. (Roars of
Laughter.) When that's done, and the rebels are whipped,
and we are in want of more fighting, we'll see whether Richmond
in England, where the Queen's palace of Windsor
Castle is situate lying and being, is a harder nut to crack than
Richmond nearer us. (Cheers.) Gentlemen, one thing
more. Did you ever hear the story of the farmer who had
been insulted by an exciseman? "He wur so rude," said
the farmer, "that I wur obliged to remonstrate with him."
"And to what effect did you remonstrate?" asked a friend.
"Well I don't know about effect, but I bent the poker so that
I was obliged to get a hammer to straighten it." Gentlemen,
we must straighten this glorious Union, and the hammer is
taxes. (Laughter.) You may laugh, but you must pay.
I don't mean to be hard upon this mighty nation, and our
friend Mr. Cobden (cheers) has already indirectly informed
the besotted masses of British slaves that we intend to repudiate
our greenbacks, except to the amount they may be
worth in the market when redeemed. But the poker wants
a deal of hammering, nevertheless, and you must pay up.
You'll hear more about this from a friend of mine in the
Government, so I only give you the hint, as the man said
when he kicked his uncle down-stairs. (Laughter.) I
believe that's about all I had to say, and this almighty Union
will be conserved to shine through the countless ages an
ineffable beacon and symbol of blessed and everlasting light
and glory if you will only mind the proverb of Sancho Panza,
which says, "Pray to God devoutly, and hammer on stoutly."
(Laughter, cheers, and cries of "Bully for you!")
On April 15, 1865, came a cartoon, a really
superb one, which is sometimes reckoned Tenniel's
masterpiece, entitled "Habet!" It represents the
combatants as gladiators before the enthroned and
imperial negroes ("Ave Cæsar!").
But in sentiment at least a nobler was to come,
the affecting picture of Britannia's tribute and
Punch's amende, called simply "Abraham Lincoln,
foully assassinated April 14, 1865."
The accompanying verses, by Tom Taylor, not,
as has sometimes been asserted, by Shirley
Brooks, were a complete recantation for former
misunderstanding and wrongdoing. They will
bear quoting again:—
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Foully Assassinated April, 14, 1865
You lay a wreath on murdered Lincoln's bier,
You, who with mocking pencil wont to trace
Broad for the self-complacent British sneer
His length of shambling limb, his furrowed face,
His gaunt, gnarled hands, his unkempt, bristling hair,
His garb uncouth, his bearing ill at ease;
His lack of all we prize as debonair,
Of power or will to shine, of art to please.
You, whose smart pen backed up the pencil's laugh,
Judging each step, as though the way were plain;
Reckless, so it could point its paragraph
Of chief's perplexity or people's pain.
Beside this corps, that beats for winding sheet
The Stars and Stripes he lived to rear anew,
Between the mourners at his head and feet,
Say, scurril-jester, is there room for you?
Yes, he had lived to shame me from my sneer,
To lame my pencil, and confute my pen—
To make me own this hind of princes peer,
This rail-splitter a true-born king of men.
My shallow judgment I had learnt to rue,
Noting how to occasion's height he rose,
How his quaint wit made home-truth seem more true,
How, iron-like, his temper grew by blows.
How humble yet how hopeful he could be;
How in good fortune and in ill the same;
Nor bitter in success, nor boastful he,
Thirsty for gold, nor feverish for fame.
He went about his work—such work as few
Ever had laid on head and heart and hand—
As one who knows where there's a task to do
Man's honest will must heaven's good grace command:
Who trusts the strength will with the burden grow,
That God makes instruments to work his will,
If but that will we can arrive to know,
Nor tamper with the weights of good and ill.
So he went forth to battle on the side
That he felt clear was liberty's and right's,
As in his peasant boyhood he had plied
His warfare with rude nature's thwarting mights—
The uncleared forest, the unbroken soil,
The iron back, that turns the lumberer's axe;
The rapid, that o'erbears the boatman's toil,
The prairie, hiding the mazed wanderer's tracks,
The ambushed Indian, and the prowling bear—
Such were the needs that helped his youth to train:
Rough culture—but such trees large fruit may bear
If but their stocks be of right girth and grain.
So he grew up, a destined work to do,
And lived to do it; four long-suffering years'
Ill-fate, ill-feeling, ill-report lived through,
And then he heard the hisses change to cheers,
The taunts to tribute, the abuse to praise,
And took both with the same unwavering mood:
Till, as he came on light from darkling days
And seemed to touch the goal from where he stood,
A felon hand, between the goal and him,
Reached from behind his back, a trigger prest—
And those perplexed and patient eyes were dim,
Those gaunt, long-laboring limbs were laid to rest.
The words of mercy were upon his lips,
Forgiveness in his heart and on his pen,
When this vile murderer brought swift eclipse
To thoughts of peace on earth, good will to men.
The Old World and the New, from sea to sea,
Utter one voice of sympathy and shame!
Sore heart, so stopped when it at last beat high,
Sad life, cut short just as its triumph came.
A deed accurst! Strokes have been struck before
By the assassin's hand, whereof men doubt
If more of horror or disgrace they bore;
But thy foul crime, like Cain's, stands darkly out.
Vile hand, that brandest murder on a strife,
Whate'er its grounds, stoutly and nobly striven;
And with the martyr's crown crownest a life
With much to praise, little to be forgiven!
From that time forward Punch took seriously
to heart the lesson he had taught himself, and his
relations with Brother Jonathan were thereafter
of a very different and a far more cordial kind.
of a very different and a far more cordial kind.
That these verses made a profound impression
in the United States is undoubted. It has even
been opined that they were largely instrumental
in preventing an imminent war between Great
Britain and the United States.
Perhaps the effect would have been less if we
on this side had known how grudgingly the amende
was offered. Mr. A. H. Layard in his recent
"Life of Shirley Brooks" has invited us to take
a peep behind the Punch curtain. He shows
that the editorial staff of the paper was divided
in the matter, Shirley Brooks leading the opposition
against the publication of the poem. In Brooks'
diary Mr. Layard discovered the following entry:—
"Dined Punch. All there. Let out my views
against some verses on Lincoln in which T. T.
(Tom Taylor) had not only made P. eat humble
pie, but swallow dish and all."
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