Three more utterly discouraged and disgusted plebes
than our friends would be hard to manufacture. There
wasn’t a ray of hope, any more than a ray of light to
illumine that dark cell. There was only one possibility
to be considered, apparently—they would be hauled up in
the police court the next morning and required to give
an account of themselves. If they gave it, said they were
cadets, it would be good-by West Point; for they had
broken a dozen rules. If on the other hand they chose
to remain Peter Smith, John Jones and Timothy O’Flaherty,
young toughs, it would be something like “One
thousand dollars’ bail,” or else “remanded without bail
for trial”—and no West Point all the same!
The three had characteristic methods of showing their
disgust. Texas had gone to sleep in a corner, seeing no
use in worrying. Mark was sitting moodily on the floor,
trying his best to think of something to do. Chauncey
was prancing up and down the cell about as indignant as
ever was a “haughty aristocrat,” vowing vengeance
against everybody and everything in a blue uniform as
sure as his name was Chaun—er, Peter Smith.
Mad and excited as Chauncey was, it was from him
that the first gleam of hope came. And when Chauncey
hit upon his idea he fairly kicked himself for his stupidity
in not hitting on it before. A moment later his friends,
and in fact the whole station house, were startled by his
wild yells for “somebody” to come there.
An officer came in a hurry thinking of murder or
what not.
“What do you want?” he cried.
“Bah Jove!” remarked our young friend, eying him
with haughty scorn that made a hilarious contrast with
his outlandish green August overcoat. “Bah Jove, don’t
be so peremptory, so rude, ye know!”
“W—why!” gasped the amazed policeman.
“I want to know, don’t ye know,” said Chauncey, “if
I can send a telegram, bah Jove?”
“Yes,” growled the other. “That is, if you’ve got any
money.”
Chauncey pulled out his “roll,” which had been missed
when they searched him, and tossed a five-dollar bill carelessly
to the man.
“Take that,” said he. “Bah Jove, I don’t want it, ye
know. Come now, write what I tell you.”
The man took the bill in a hurry and drew out a pencil
and notebook, while Chauncey’s two fellow-prisoners
stared anxiously. Chauncey dictated with studied scorn
and indifference.
“Am—arrested,” said he, “for—burglary—ye—know.”
The policeman wrote the “ye know,” obediently, though
he gasped in amazement and muttered “lunatic.”
“Under—name—of—Peter—Smith— —— Street—station.
Come—instantly Chauncey.”
“Who shall I send it to?” inquired the “stenographer.”
“Let me see,” Chauncey mused. “Bah Jove, not to
fawther, ye know. They’d see the name, ruin the family
reputation. A deuced mess! Oh yes, bah Jove, I’ll have
all me uncles, ye know! Ready there? First, Mr. Perry
Bellwood, —— Fifth Avenue——”
“What!” gasped the officer.
“Write what I say,” commanded Chauncey, sternly;
“and no comments! Second, Mr. W. K. Vanderpool, —— Fifth
Avenue. Third—bah Jove—Mr. W. C. Stickhey, —— Fifth
Avenue. Fourth——”
“How many do you want?” expostulated the other.
“Silence!” roared the “dude.” “Do as I say! I take
no chances. Fourth, Mr. Bradley-Marvin, —— Fifth
Avenue. And that’ll do, I guess, ye know. Run for your
life, then, deuce take it, and I’ll give you another five if
they get here in a hawf hour, bah Jove.”
There was probably no more amazed policeman on the
metropolitan force than that one. But he hustled according
to orders none the less. Certainly there was no more
satisfied plebe in the whole academy class than Mr. Chauncey
Van Rensselaer Mount-Bonsall of New York. “It’s
all right now, bah Jove,” said he. “They’ll be here soon.”
And with those words of comfort Chauncey subsided
and was asleep from sheer exhaustion two minutes later.
Though he slept, forgetful of the whole affair, there were
a few others who did not sleep, messenger boys and millionaires
especially.
The sergeant at the desk had had no one but one
“drunk” to register during the next half hour, and so he
was pretty nearly asleep himself. The doorman was
slumbering peacefully in his chair, and two or three
roundsmen and officers were sitting together in one corner
whispering. That was the state of affairs in the
police station when something happened all of a sudden
that made everybody leap up with interest.
A carriage came slamming up the street at race-horse
speed. Any one who has lain awake at night, or rather
in the early hours of morning, when the city is as silent
as a graveyard, has noticed the clatter made by a single
wagon. An approaching tornado or earthquake could
not have made much more of a rumpus than this one.
The sergeant sat up in alarm and the doorman flung upon
the door and rushed out to see what was the matter.
They were soon to learn—the driver yanked up his galloping
horses directly in front of the building. At the
same instant the coach door was flung open with a bang.
It was an elderly gentleman who hopped out, and he
made a dash for the entrance, nearly bowling the doorman
over in his haste.
Now it is not often that a “swell bloke” like that visits
a station house at such hours. The sergeant gazed at
him in alarm, expecting a burglary, a murder, or perhaps
even a dynamite plot.
“What’s the matter?” he cried.
The man dashed up to the desk, breathless from his
unusual exertion.
“My boy!” he cried. “Where is he?”
“Your boy?” echoed the sergeant. “Where is he?
What on earth?”
The sergeant thought he had a lunatic then.
“My boy!” reiterated the man excitedly. “Chauncey!
He’s a prisoner here!”
The officer shook his head with a puzzled look.
“I’ve got nobody named Chauncey,” said he. “You’ve
come to the wrong place.”
The man happened to think of the telegram; he glanced
at it.
“Oh, yes,” he cried, suddenly. “I forgot. Peter Smith
is the name he gave. You’ve a Peter Smith here!”
The sergeant gazed at the excited man in indescribable
amazement.
“Peter Smith!” he stammered. “Why, yes. But he’s a
tramp. He’s arrested for burglary, and——”
The strange gentleman was evidently angry at having
been stirred out of bed so early in the morning. Moreover
he was insulted at the outrageous idea of his nephew’s
being in a common prison house as a burglar. Altogether
he was mad through, and didn’t take the trouble to be
cautious.
“Let him out this instant, I say,” he demanded, indignantly.
“How dare you——”
Now the sergeant was a pompous individual and he
had no idea of being “bossed” like that by any one, whoever
he might be, least of all in the presence of his men.
Moreover, he was an Irishman, and this angry individual’s
superior way got him wild.
“Who are you?” he demanded, with more conciseness
than courtesy.
“I’m Perry Bellwood,” said the other with just as much
asperity. “And what is more——”
“Who in thunder is Perry Bellwood?” roared the sergeant.
That took all the wind out of the elderly and aristocratic
gentleman’s sails.
“You don’t know Perry Bellwood?” he gasped. “Perry
Bellwood, the banker!”
“Never saw him,” retorted the sergeant.
“And you won’t release my nephew?”
“No, sir. I won’t release your nephew!” roared the
officer, hammering on his desk for emphasis. “I wouldn’t
release him for you or any other banker in New York,
or the whole crowd of them together. Do you hear that?
I’d like to know what you think a police sergeant is,
anyhow. A nice state of affairs it would be if I had to set
loose every burglar and murderer in prison because of
some man who thinks he owns the earth because he is a
banker.”
The sergeant was red in the face from anger as he
finished this pointed declaration. Mr. Bellwood was pacing
up and down the room furiously. He turned upon
the man suddenly when he finished.
“I’ll bet you all I own,” he said, “that you’ll do as I say,
and in an hour, too.”
“And I’ll bet you my job I don’t,” snapped the sergeant.
“I’ll see who’s running this place——”
By that time the outraged banker had made a dash for
his carriage. The outraged sergeant planked himself
down on his chair and gazed about him indignantly.
“The very idea!” vowed he. “The very idea! That
fellow talked to me as if he were the mayor. I’d a good
mind to lock him up. I wouldn’t let those burglars loose
now for all Fifth Avenue.”
He was given a chance to prove that last assertion of
his, a good deal more of a chance than he expected when
he made it. He had hardly gotten the words out of his
mouth, and the rattle of the carriage had not yet died
away before another one dashed up to the door.
The sergeant thought it was the same fellow back, and
he got up angrily. The door was flung open and in
dashed another man, even more aristocratic in bearing
than the other.
“My name is Mr. Stickhey,” said he, gravely, “and
I’ve come——”
“I suppose you want to raise a rumpus about that confounded
Chauncey, too!” cried the sergeant, getting red
to the ends of his whiskers.
“W-why! What’s this?” gasped the astonished millionaire.
“And I suppose you want me to let him go, don’t you?”
“W-why!” gasped the astonished millionaire again.
“What——”
“Well, if you do you might as well understand that I
don’t mean to do it. And you needn’t be wasting any
breath about it either. I’ve stood about all of this I mean
to stand from anybody. I don’t set my prisoners loose for
the devil himself, and I won’t for you. Now then!”
It would be difficult to describe the look of amazement
that was on the dignified Mr. Stickhey’s face. He stared,
and then he started again.
“Why, officer!” said he. “I’m sure——”
“So’m I!” vowed the sergeant. “Dead sure! And all
your talk won’t change the fact, either, that Peter Smith,
or Chauncey, or whoever he is, stays where he is till morning.
And the sooner you realize it the better.”
The millionaire stared yet half a minute more, and then
he whirled about on his heel and strode out, without another
word.
“I’ll see about this,” said he.
The sergeant did not return to his seat; he was too
mad. He pranced up and down the room like a wild man,
vowing vengeance on all the dudes and bankers in existence.
“I wonder if any more of them are coming,” exclaimed
he. “By jingo, I just wish they would. I’m just in the
humor—gee whiz!”
It was another! Yet older and more sedate than either
of the others he marched in and gazed haughtily about
him.
“I’ve a nephew——” he began; and there he stopped.
“Oh!” said the sergeant. “You have! Get out!”
“Why—er——”
“Get out!”
“What in——”
“Do you hear me? Get out of here, I say! Not a
word, or I’ll have you—ah! I wonder if there’ll be any
more of ’em.”
This last was a chuckle of satisfaction as Millionaire
No. 3 fled precipitately. The sergeant rubbed his hands
gleefully. This sport bade fair to last all night, he
realized to his great satisfaction as he faced about and
waited.
He was waiting for number four to show up. He was
getting madder still and this time he was fingering his
club suggestively. At the very first gleam of a white
shirt front he drew it and made a dash for the door.
It was Mr. Vanderpool, number four.
“Get out!” said the irate sergeant, menacingly, and he
swung up his weapon. The gentleman thought he had
met with a maniac; he gave one glance and then made a
dash for the carriage. The officer faced about, replaced
his club, and softly murmured “Next.”
But the “next” never came. The sergeant got weary
of pacing about and finally sat down again. Half an hour
passed and he began to doze; the fun for that night was
over, thought he, and laughed when he thought how mad
be had been.
“I’d just like to see any Fifth Avenue dudes running
this place,” he muttered. “I never heard of such a piece
of impertinence in my life!”
Through all this the plebes were peacefully sleeping.
What poor Chauncey would have done if he had seen his
four uncles insulted by that irate policeman is left to the
imagination of the reader. It would most infallibly have
been the death of Chauncey, and so perhaps it is just as
well that he didn’t awaken.
The clock over the station house door was at three. It
will be remembered that the train left at three-thirty.
The only train that could possibly save those unfortunate
plebes. Three-thirty was the time the ferryboat left. But
the station house was two miles and more from the ferry-slip.
Altogether things were getting very interesting.
For the sergeant dozed on, and the prisoners slept on and
the clock went on to three-fifteen. It was a wonder Mark
Mallory didn’t have a nightmare.
It is of the nature of thunderbolts to strike swiftly.
There is no parleying, no stopping for introductions, no
delays. Therefore there will be none in describing what
happened next.
The sergeant sat up with a start; so did the doorman,
and so did everybody else in the place. There was the
rattle of another carriage!