The Hotel Helicon stood on a great rock
promontory that jutted far out into a sea of air
whose currents and eddies filled a wide, wild valley
in the midst of our southern mountain region.
It was a new hotel, built by a Cincinnati
man who founded his fortune in natural gas
speculations, and who had conceived the bright
thought of making the house famous at the
start by a stroke of rare liberality.
Viewing the large building from any favorable
point in the valley, it looked like a huge white bird
sitting with outstretched wings on the gray rock
far up against the tender blue sky. All around
it the forests were thick and green, the ravines
deep and gloomy and the rocks tumbled into
fantastic heaps. When you reached it, which
was after a whole day of hard zig-zag climbing,
you found it a rather plain three-story house,
whose broad verandas were worried with a mass
of jig-saw fancies and whose windows glared at
you between wide open green Venetian shutters.
Everything look new, almost raw, from the stumps
of fresh-cut trees on the lawn and the rope swings
and long benches, upon which the paint was
scarcely dry, to the resonant floor of the spacious
halls and the cedar-fragrant hand-rail of the
stairway.
There were springs among the rocks. Here
the water trickled out with a red gleam of iron
oxide, there it sparkled with an excess of carbonic
acid, and yonder it bubbled up all the
more limpid and clear on account of the offensive
sulphuretted hydrogen it was bringing forth.
Masses of fern, great cushions of cool moss and
tangles of blooming shrubs and vines fringed
the sides of the little ravines down which the
spring-streams sang their way to the silver
thread of a river in the valley.
It was altogether a dizzy perch, a strange, inconvenient,
out-of-the-way spot for a summer
hotel. You reached it all out of breath, confused
as to the points of the compass and disappointed,
in every sense of the word, with
what at first glance struck you as a colossal
pretense, empty, raw, vulgar, loud—a great
trap into which you had been inveigled by an
eloquent hand-bill! Hotel Helicon, as a name
for the place, was considered a happy one. It
had come to the proprietor, as if in a dream, one
day as he sat smoking. He slapped his thigh
with his hand and sprang to his feet. The word
that went so smoothly with hotel, as he fancied,
had no special meaning in his mind, for the gas
man had never been guilty of classical lore-study,
but it furnished a taking alliteration.
“Hotel Helicon, Hotel Helicon,” he repeated;
“that’s just a dandy name. Hotel Helicon on
Mount Boab, open for the season! If that
doesn’t get ’em I’ll back down.”
His plans matured themselves very rapidly
in his mind. One brilliant idea followed another
in swift succession, until at last he fell upon the
scheme of making Hotel Helicon free for the
initial season to a select company of authors
chosen from among the most brilliant and
famous in our country.
“Zounds!” he exclaimed, all to himself, “but
won’t that be a darling old advertisement! I’ll
have a few sprightly newspaper people along
with ’em, too, to do the interviewing and puffing.
By jacks, it’s just the wrinkle to a dot!”
Mr. Gaslucky was of the opinion that, like
Napoleon, he was in the hands of irresistible
destiny which would ensure the success of whatever
he might undertake; still he was also a
realist and depended largely upon tricks for his
results. He had felt the great value of what
he liked to term legitimate advertising, and he
was fond of saying to himself that any scheme
would succeed if properly set before the world.
He regarded it a maxim that anything which
can be clearly described is a fact. His realism was
the gospel of success, he declared, and needed
but to be stated to be adopted by all the world.
From the first he saw how his hotel was to be
an intellectual focus; moreover he designed to
have it radiate its own glory like a star set upon
Mt. Boab.
The difficulties inherent in this project were
from the first quite apparent to Mr. Gaslucky,
but he was full of expedients and cunning. He
had come out of the lowest stratum of life, fighting
his way up to success, and his knowledge of
human nature was accurate if not very broad.
Early in the summer, about the first days of
June, in fact, certain well-known and somewhat
distinguished American authors received by
due course of mail an autograph letter from
Mr. Gaslucky, which was substantially as follows:
Cincinnati, O., May 30, 1887.
My dear Sir:
The Hotel Helicon, situated on the Lencadian
promontory, far up the height of Mt. Boab
and overlooking the glorious valley of the Big
Mash River, amid the grandest scenery of the
Cumberland Mountains, where at their southern
extremity they break into awful peaks, chasms
and escarpments, is now thrown open to a few
favored guests for the summer. The proprietor
in a spirit of liberality (and for the purpose of
making this charming hotel known to a select
public) is issuing a few special invitations to
distinguished people to come and spend the
summer free of charge. You are cordially and
urgently invited. The Hotel Helicon is a place
to delight the artist and the litterateur. It is
high, airy, cool, surrounded by wild scenes, good
shooting and fishing at hand, incomparable mineral
springs, baths, grottos, dark ravines and
indeed everything engaging to the imagination.
The proprietor will exhaust effort to make his
chosen guests happy. The rooms are new,
sweet, beautifully furnished and altogether comfortable,
and the table will have every delicacy
of the season served in the best style. There
will be no uninvited guests, all will be chosen
from the most exalted class. Come, and for
one season taste the sweets of the dews of Helicon,
without money and without price.
If you accept this earnest and cordial invitation,
notify me at once. Hotel Helicon is at
your command.
Truly yours,
Isaiah R. Gaslucky.
It is needless to say that this letter was the
product of a professional advertising agent
employed for the occasion by the proprietor of
Hotel Helicon. The reader will observe the
earmarks of the creation and readily recognize
the source. Of course, when the letter was
addressed to a woman there was a change, not
only in the gender of the terms, but in the tone,
which took on a more persuasive color. The
attractions of the place were described in more
poetic phrasing and a cunningly half-hidden
thread of romance, about picturesque mountaineers
and retired and reformed bandits, was
woven in.
Naturally enough, each individual who received
this rather uncommon letter, read it
askance, at first, suspecting a trick, but the
newspapers soon cleared the matter up by announcing
that Mr. Isaiah Gaslucky, of Cincinnati,
had “conceived the happy idea of making
his new and picturesque Hotel Helicon free this
season to a small and select company of distinguished
guests. The hotel will not be open to
the public until next year.”
And thus it came to pass that in midsummer
such a company as never before was assembled,
met on Mt. Boab and made the halls of Hotel
Helicon gay with their colors and noisy with
their mirth. The woods, the dizzy cliffs, the bubbling
springs, the cool hollows, the windy peaks
and the mossy nooks were filled with song, laughter,
murmuring under-tones of sentiment, or
something a little sweeter and warmer, and there
were literary conversations, and critical talks, and
jolly satire bandied about, with some scraps of
adventure and some bits of rather ludicrous mishap
thrown in for variety.
Over all hung a summer sky, for the most
part cloudless, and the days were as sweet as
the nights were delicious.
In the afternoon of a breezy day, at the time
when the shadows were taking full possession
of the valley, the coach arrived at Hotel Helicon
from the little railway station at the foot of
Mt. Boab.
A man, the only passenger, alighted from his
perch beside the driver and for a moment stood
as if a little dazed by what he saw.
He was very short, rather round and stout,
and bore himself quietly, almost demurely. His
head was large, his feet and hands were small
and his face wore the expression of an habitual
good humor amounting nearly to jolliness,
albeit two vertical wrinkles between his brows
hinted of a sturdy will seated behind a heavy
Napoleonic forehead. The stubby tufts of
grizzled hair that formed his mustaches shaded
a mouth and chin at once strong and pleasing.
He impressed the group of people on the hotel
veranda most favorably, and at once a little
buzz of inquiry circulated. No one knew
him.
That this was an important arrival could not
be doubted; it was felt at once and profoundly.
Great men carry an air of individuality about
with them; each, like a planet, has his own
peculiar atmosphere by which his light is modified.
There was no mistaking the light in this
instance; it indicated a luminary of the first
magnitude.
Unfortunately the guests at Hotel Helicon
were not required to record their names in a
register, therefore the new comer could bide his
own time to make himself known.
Miss Alice Moyne, of Virginia, the beautiful
young author of two or three picturesque short
stories lately published in a popular magazine,
was in conversation with Hartley Crane, the
rising poet from Kentucky, just at the moment
when this new arrival caused a flutter on the
veranda.
“Oh, I do wonder if he can be Edgar De
Vere?” she exclaimed.
“No,” said Hartley Crane, “I have seen De
Vere; he is as large and as fascinating as his
romances. That little pudgy individual could
never make a great romantic fiction like Solway
Moss, by De Vere.”
“But that is a superb head,” whispered Miss
Moyne, “the head of a master, a genius.”
“Oh, there are heads and heads, genius
and genius,” replied Crane. “I guess the
new-comer off as a newspaper man from Chicago
or New York. It requires first-class genius
to be a good reporter.”
The stranger under discussion was now giving
some directions to a porter regarding his luggage.
This he did with that peculiar readiness,
or sleight, so to call it, which belongs to none but
the veteran traveler. A moment later he came
up the wooden steps of the hotel, cast a comprehensive
but apparently indifferent glance over
the group of guests and passed into the hall,
where they heard him say to the boy in waiting:
“My room is 24.”
“That is the reserved room,” remarked two
or three persons at once.
Great expectations hung about room 24;
much guessing had been indulged in considering
who was to be the happy and exalted person
chosen to occupy it. Now he had arrived,
an utter stranger to them all. Everybody
looked inquiry.
“Who can he be?”
“It must be Mark Twain,” suggested little
Mrs. Philpot, of Memphis.
“Oh, no; Mark Twain is tall, and very handsome;
I know Mark,” said Crane.
“How strange!” ejaculated Miss Moyne, and
when everybody laughed, she colored a little
and added hastily:
“I didn’t mean that it was strange that Mr.
Crane should know Mr. Twain, but——”
They drowned her voice with their laughter
and hand-clapping.
They were not always in this very light mood
at Hotel Helicon, but just now they all felt in
a trivial vein. It was as if the new guest had
brought a breath of frivolous humor along with
him and had blown it over them as he passed by.
Room 24 was the choice one of Hotel Helicon.
Every guest wanted it, on account of
its convenience, its size and the superb view its
windows afforded; but from the first it had been
reserved for this favored individual whose arrival
added greater mystery to the matter.
As the sun disappeared behind the western
mountains, and the great gulf of the valley
became a sea of purplish gloom, conversation
clung in half whispers to the subject who meantime
was arraying himself in evening dress for
dinner, posing before the large mirror in room
24 and smiling humorously at himself as one
who, criticising his own foibles, still holds to
them with a fortitude almost Christian.
He parted his hair in the middle, but the line
of division was very slight, and he left a pretty,
half-curled short wisp hanging over the centre
of his forehead. The wide collar that hid his
short neck creased his heavy well-turned jaws,
giving to his chin the appearance of being
propped up. Although he was quite stout, his
head was so broad and his feet so small that he
appeared to taper from top to toe in a way that
emphasized very forcibly his expression of
blended dignity and jollity, youth and middle
age, sincerity and levity. When he had finished
his toilet, he sat down by the best window in the
best room of Hotel Helicon, and gazed out over
the dusky valley to where a line of quivering
silver light played fantastically along the line
of peaks that notched the delicate blue of the
evening sky. The breeze came in, cool and
sweet, with a sort of champagne sparkle in its
freshness and purity. It whetted his appetite
and blew the dust of travel out of his mind.
He was glad when the dinner hour arrived.
The long table was nearly full when he went
down, and he was given a seat between Miss Moyne
and little Mrs. Philpot. By that secret cerebral
trick we all know, but which none of us can explain,
he was aware that the company had just
been discussing him. In fact, someone had
ventured to wonder if he were Mr. Howells,
whereupon Mr. Crane had promptly said that
he knew Mr. Howells quite well, and that
although in a general way the new-comer was
not unlike the famous realist, he was far from
identical with him.
Laurens Peck, the bushy-bearded New England
critic, whispered in someone’s ear that it
appeared as if Crane knew everybody, but that
the poet’s lively imagination had aided him
more than his eyes, in all probability. “Fact
is,” said he, “a Kentuckian soon gets so that
he thinks he has been everywhere and seen
everybody, whether he has or not.”
Out of this remark grew a serious affair
which it will be my duty to record at the proper
place.
Little Mrs. Philpot, who wore gold eye-glasses
and had elongated dimples in her cheeks and
chin, dexterously managed to have a word or
two with the stranger, who smiled upon her
graciously without attempting to enter into a
conversation. Miss Moyne fared a little better,
for she had the charm of grace and beauty to
aid her, attended by one of those puffs of good
luck which come to none but the young and the
beautiful. Mr. B. Hobbs Lucas, a large and
awkward historian from New York, knocked
over a bottle of claret with his elbow, and the
liquor shot with an enthusiastic sparkle diagonally
across the table in order to fall on Miss
Moyne’s lap.
With that celerity which in very short and
stout persons appears to be spontaneous, a sort
of elastic quality, the gentleman from room 24
interposed his suddenly outspread napkin. The
historian flung himself across the board after
the bottle, clawing rather wildly and upsetting
things generally. It was but a momentary
scene, such as children at school and guests at a
summer hotel make more or less merry over,
still it drew forth from the genial man of room
24 a remark which slipped into Miss Moyne’s
ear with the familiarity of well trained humor.
“A deluge of wine in a free hotel!” he exclaimed,
just above a whisper. “Such generosity
is nearly shocking.”
“I am sorry you mention it,” said Miss
Moyne, with her brightest and calmest smile;
“I have been idealizing the place. A gush of
grape-juice on Helicon is a picturesque thing to
contemplate.”
“But a lap-full of claret on Mt. Boab is not
so fine, eh? What a farce poetry is! What a
humbug is romance!”
The historian had sunk back in his chair and
was scowling at the purple stain which kept
slowly spreading through the fiber of the cloth.
“I always do something,” he sighed, and his
sincerity was obvious.
“And always with aplomb,” remarked little
Mrs. Philpot.
“It would be a genius who could knock over
a claret bottle with grace,” added Peck. “Now
a jug of ale——”
“I was present at table once with Mr. Emerson,”
began the Kentucky poet, but nobody
heard the rest. A waiter came with a heavy
napkin to cover the stain, and as he bent over
the table he forced the man from room 24 to
incline very close to Miss Moyne.
“To think of making an instance of Emerson!”
he murmured. “Emerson who died before
he discovered that men and women have
to eat, or that wine will stain a new dress!”
“But then he discovered so many things——”
she began.
“Please mention one of them,” he glibly interrupted.
“What did Emerson ever discover?
Did he ever pen a single truth?”
“Aloft in secret veins of air
Blows the sweet breath of song,”
she replied. “He trod the very headlands of
truth. But you are not serious——” she checked
herself, recollecting that she was speaking to a
stranger.
“Not serious but emphatically in earnest,” he
went on, in the same genial tone with which he
had begun. “There isn’t a thing but cunning
phrase-form in anything the man ever wrote.
He didn’t know how to represent life.”
“Oh, I see,” Miss Moyne ventured, “you are
a realist.”
It is impossible to convey any adequate idea
of the peculiar shade of contempt she conveyed
through the words. She lifted her head a little
higher and her beauty rose apace. It was as if
she had stamped her little foot and exclaimed:
“Of all things I detest realism—of all men, I hate
realists.”
“But I kept the wine off your dress!” he
urged, as though he had heard her thought.
“There’s nothing good but what is real. Romance
is lie-tissue. Reality is truth-tissue.”
“Permit me to thank you for your good
intentions,” she said, with a flash of irony;
“you held the napkin just in the right position,
but the wine never fell from the table.
Still your kindness lost nothing in quality
because the danger was imaginary.”
When dinner was over, Miss Moyne sought
out Hartley Crane, the Kentucky poet who
knew everybody, and suggested that perhaps
the stranger was Mr. Arthur Selby, the analytical
novelist whose name was on everybody’s
tongue.
“But Arthur Selby is thin and bald and has
a receding chin. I met him often at the—I
forget the club in New York,” said Crane.
“It’s more likely that he’s some reporter. He’s
a snob, anyway.”
“Dear me, no, not a snob, Mr. Crane; he is the
most American man I ever met,” replied Miss
Moyne.
“But Americans are the worst of all snobs,”
he insisted, “especially literary Americans.
They adore everything that’s foreign and pity
everything that’s home-made.”
As he said this he was remembering how
Tennyson’s and Browning’s poems were overshadowing
his own, even in Kentucky. From
the ring of his voice Miss Moyne suspected
something of this sort, and adroitly changed the
subject.
It might be imagined that a hotel full of
authors would be sure to generate some flashes
of disagreement, but, for a time at least, everything
went on charmingly at Hotel Helicon.
True enough, the name of the occupant of room
24 remained a vexatious secret which kept
growing more and more absorbing as certain
very cunningly devised schemes for its exposure
were easily thwarted; but even this gave the
gentleman a most excellent excuse for nagging
the ladies in regard to feminine curiosity and
lack of generalship. Under the circumstances
it was not to be expected that everybody
should be strictly guarded in the phrasing of
speech, still so genial and good-humored was
the nameless man and so engaging was his way
of evading or turning aside every thrust, that he
steadily won favor. Little Mrs. Philpot, whose
seven year old daughter (a bright and sweet
little child) had become the pet of Hotel Helicon,
was enthusiastic in her pursuit of the
stranger’s name, and at last she hit upon a plan
that promised immediate success. She giggled
all to herself, like a high-school girl, instead of
like a widow of thirty, as she contemplated certain
victory.
“Now do you think you can remember,
dear?” she said to May, the child, after having
explained over and over again what she wished
her to do.
“Yeth,” said May, who lisped charmingly in
the sweetest of child voices.
“Well, what must you say?”
“I muth thay: Pleathe write your—your——”
“Autograph.”
“Yeth, your au—to—graph in my album.”
“That’s right, autograph, autograph, don’t
forget. Now let me hear you say it.”
“Pleathe write your autograph in my book.”
Mrs. Philpot caught the child to her breast
and kissed it vigorously, and not long afterward
little May went forth to try the experiment.
She was armed with her mother’s autograph
album. When she approached her victim he
thought he never had seen so lovely a child.
The mother had not spared pains to give most
effect to the little thing’s delicate and appealing
beauty by an artistic arrangement of the shining
gold hair and by the simplest but cunningest
tricks of color and drapery.
With that bird-like shyness so winning in a
really beautiful little girl, May walked up to
the stranger and made a funny, hesitating
courtesy. He looked at her askance, his smiling
face shooting forth a ray of tenderness
along with a gleam of shrewd suspicion, as he
made out the album in her dimpled little
hand.
“Good morning, little one,” he said cheerily.
“Have you come to make a call?”
He held out both hands and looked so kindly
and good that she smiled until dimples just like
her mother’s played over her cheeks and chin.
Half sidewise she crept into his arms and held
up the book.
“Pleathe write your photograph in my
book,” she murmured.
He took her very gently on his knee, chuckling
vigorously, his heavy jaws shaking and
coloring.
“Who told you to come?” he inquired, with
a guilty cunning twinkle in his gray eyes.
“Mama told me,” was the prompt answer.
Again the man chuckled, and, between the
shame he felt for having betrayed the child and
delight at the success of his perfidy, he grew
quite red in the face. He took the autograph
album and turned its stiff, ragged-edged leaves,
glancing at the names.
“Ah, this is your mama’s book, is it?” he
went on.
“Yeth it is,” said May.
“And I must write my name in it?”
“No, your—your——”
“Well what?”
“I don’t ’member.”
He took from his pocket a stylographic pen
and dashed a picturesque sign manual across a
page.
While the ink was drying he tenderly kissed
the child’s forehead and then rested his chin on
her bright hair. He could hear the clack of
balls and mallets and the creak of a lazy swing
down below on the so-called lawn, and a hum
of voices arose from the veranda. He looked
through the open window and saw, as in a
dream, blue peaks set against a shining rim
of sky with a wisp of vultures slowly wheeling
about in a filmy, sheeny space.
“Mama said I muthn’t stay,” apologized the
child, slipping down from his knee, which she
had found uncomfortably short.
He pulled himself together from a diffused
state of revery and beamed upon her again with
his cheerful smile.
She turned near the door and dropped another
comical little courtesy, bobbing her curly head
till her hair twinkled like a tangle of starbeams
on a brook-ripple, then she darted away, book
in hand.
Little Mrs. Philpot snatched the album from
May, as she ran to her, and greedily rustled the
leaves in search of the new record, finding
which she gazed at it while her face irradiated
every shade of expression between sudden
delight and utter perplexity. In fact she could
not decipher the autograph, although the handwriting
surely was not bad. Loath as she
naturally was to sharing her secret with her
friends, curiosity at length prevailed and she
sought help. Everybody in turn tried to make
out the two short words, all in vain till Crane,
by the poet’s subtle vision, cleared up the mystery,
at least to his own satisfaction.
“Gaspard Dufour is the name,” he asserted,
with considerable show of conscious superiority.
“A Canadian, I think. In fact I imperfectly
recall meeting him once at a dinner given by
the Governor General to Lord Rosenthal at
Quebec. He writes plays.”
“Another romance out of the whole cloth by
the Bourbon æsthete!” whispered the critic.
“There’s no such a Canadian as Gaspard
Dufour, and besides the man’s a Westerner
rather over-Bostonized. I can tell by his voice
and his mixed manners.”
“But Mrs. Hope would know him,” suggested
the person addressed. “She meets all the Hub
literati, you know.”
“Literati!” snarled the critic, putting an
end to further discussion.
A few minutes later Mr. Gaspard Dufour
came down and passed out of the hotel, taking
his way into the nearest ravine. He wore a
very short coat and a slouch hat. In his hand
he carried a bundle of fishing-rod joints. A man
of his build looks far from dignified in such
dress, at best; but nothing could have accentuated
more sharply his absurd grotesqueness of
appearance than the peculiar waddling gait he
assumed as he descended the steep place and
passed out of sight, a fish basket bobbing beside
him and a red kerchief shining around his
throat.
Everybody looked at his neighbor and smiled
inquisitively. Now that they had discovered
his name, the question arose: What had Gaspard
Dufour ever done that he should be accorded
the place of honor in Hotel Helicon. No one
(save Crane, in a shadowy way) had ever heard
of him before. No doubt they all felt a little
twinge of resentment; but Dufour, disappearing
down the ravine, had in some unaccountable
way deepened his significance.
Everybody knows that a mountain hotel has
no local color, no sympathy with its environment,
no gift of making its guests feel that they
are anywhere in particular. It is all very
delightful to be held aloft on the shoulder of a
giant almost within reach of the sky; but the
charm of the thing is not referable to any
definite, visible cause, such as one readily bases
one’s love of the sea-side on, or such as accounts
for our delight in the life of a great city. No
matter how fine the effect of clouds and peaks
and sky and gorge, no matter how pure and
exhilarating the air, or how blue the filmy deeps
of distance, or how mossy the rocks, or how
sweet the water, or how cool the wooded vales,
the hotel stands there in an indefinite way, with
no raison d’etre visible in its make-up, but with
an obvious impudence gleaming from its windows.
One cannot deport one’s self at such a
place as if born there. The situation demands—nay,
exacts behavior somewhat special and
peculiar. No lonely island in the sea is quite
as isolated and out of the world as the top of
any mountain, nor can any amount of man’s
effort soften in the least the savage individuality
of mountain scenery so as to render those high
places familiar or homelike or genuinely habitable.
Delightful enough and fascinating enough
all mountain hotels surely are; but the sensation
that living in one of them induces is the
romantic consciousness of being in a degree
“out of space, out of time.” No doubt this
feeling was heightened and intensified in the
case of the guests at Hotel Helicon who were
enjoying the added novelty of entire freedom
from the petty economies that usually dog the
footsteps and haunt the very dreams of the
average summer sojourner. At all events, they
were mostly a light-hearted set given over to a
freedom of speech and action which would have
horrified them on any lower plane.
Scarcely had Gaspard Dufour passed beyond
sight down the ravine in search of a trout-brook,
than he became the subject of free discussion.
Nothing strictly impolite was said about him;
but everybody in some way expressed amazement
at everybody’s ignorance of a man whose
importance was apparent and whose name
vaguely and tauntingly suggested to each one
of them a half-recollection of having seen it in
connection with some notable literary sensation.
“Is there a member of the French institute
by the name of Dufour?” inquired R. Hobbs
Lucas, the historian, thoughtfully knitting his
heavy brows.
“I am sure not,” said Hartley Crane, “for I
met most of the members when I was last at
Paris and I do not recall the name.”
“There goes that Bourbon again,” muttered
Laurens Peck, the critic; “if one should mention
Xenophon, that fellow would claim a personal
acquaintance with him!”
It was plain enough that Peck did not value
Crane very highly, and Crane certainly treated
Peck very coolly. Miss Moyne, however, was
blissfully unaware that she was the cause of this
trouble, and for that matter the men themselves
would have denied with indignant fervor any
thing of the kind. Both of them were stalwart
and rather handsome, the Kentuckian dark and
passionate looking, the New Yorker fair, cool
and willful in appearance. Miss Moyne had
been pleased with them both, without a special
thought of either, whilst they were going rapidly
into the worry and rapture of love, with no
care for anybody but her.
She was beautiful and good, sweet-voiced,
gentle, more inclined to listen than to talk, and
so she captivated everybody from the first.
“I think it would be quite interesting,” she
said, “if it should turn out that Mr. Dufour is a
genuine foreign author, like Tolstoï or Daudet
or——”
“Realists, and nobody but realists,” interposed
Mrs. Philpot; “why don’t you say Zola, and
have done with it?”
“Well, Zola, then, if it must be,” Miss Moyne
responded; “for, barring my American breeding
and my Southern conservatism, I am nearly in
sympathy with—no, not that exactly, but we
are so timid. I should like to feel a change in
the literary air.”
“Oh, you talk just as Arthur Selby writes in
his critical papers. He’s all the time trying to
prove that fiction is truth and that truth is fiction.
He lauds Zola’s and Dostoieffsky’s filthy
novels to the skies; but in his own novels he’s as
prudish and Puritanish as if he had been born
on Plymouth Rock instead of on an Illinois
prairie.”
“I wonder why he is not a guest here,” some
one remarked. “I should have thought that
our landlord would have had him at all hazards.
Just now Selby is monopolizing the
field of American fiction. In fact I think he
claims the earth.”
“It is so easy to assume,” said Guilford Ferris,
whose romances always commanded eulogy
from the press, but invariably fell dead on the
market; “but I am told that Selby makes
almost nothing from the sales of his books.”
“But the magazines pay him handsomely,”
said Miss Moyne.
“Yes, they do,” replied Ferris, pulling his
long brown mustache reflectively, “and I can’t
see why. He really is not popular; there is no
enthusiasm for his fiction.”
“It’s a mere vogue, begotten by the critics,”
said Hartley Crane. “Criticism is at a very
low ebb in America. Our critics are all either
ignorant or given over to putting on English
and French airs.”
Ferris opened his eyes in a quiet way and
glanced at Peck who, however, did not appear
to notice the remark.
“There’s a set of them in Boston and New
York,” Crane went on, “who watch the Revue
de Deux Mondes and the London Atheneum,
ready to take the cue from them. Even American
books must stand or fall by the turn of
the foreign thumb.”
“That is a very ancient grumble,” said Ferris,
in a tone indicative of impartial indifference.
“Take these crude, loose, awkward, almost
obscene Russian novels,” continued Crane, “and
see what a furor the critics of New York and
Boston have fermented in their behalf, all
because it chanced that a coterie of Parisian literary
roués fancied the filthy imaginings of Dostoieffsky
and the raw vulgarity of Tolstoï.
What would they say of you, Ferris, if you
should write so low and dirty a story as Crime
and Its Punishment by Dostoieffsky?”
“Oh, I don’t know, and, begging your grace,
I don’t care a straw,” Ferris replied; “the publishers
would steal all my profits in any event.”
“Do you really believe that?” inquired Peck.
“Believe it? I know it,” said Ferris. “When
did you ever know of a publisher advertising a
book as in its fiftieth thousand so long as the
author had any royalty on the sales? The only
book of mine that ever had a run was one I
sold outright in the manuscript to George Dunkirk
& Co., who publish all my works. That
puerile effort is now in its ninetieth thousand,
while the best of the other six has not yet shown
up two thousand! Do you catch the point?”
“But what difference can printing a statement
of the books sold make, anyway?” innocently
inquired Miss Moyne.
Ferris laughed.
“All the difference in the world,” he said;
“the publisher would have to account to the
author for all those thousands, don’t you see.”
“But they have to account, anyhow,” replied
Miss Moyne, with a perplexed smile.
“Account!” exclaimed Ferris, contemptuously;
“account! yes, they have to account.”
“But they account to me,” Miss Moyne gently
insisted.
“Who are your publishers?” he demanded.
“George Dunkirk & Co.,” was the answer.
“Well,” said he, “I’ll wager you anything I
can come within twenty of guessing the sales up
to date of your book. It has sold just eleven
hundred and forty copies.”
She laughed merrily and betrayed the dangerous
closeness of his guess by coloring a little.
“Oh, its invariably just eleven hundred and
forty copies, no matter what kind of a book it
is, or what publisher has it,” he continued; “I’ve
investigated and have settled the matter.”
The historian was suddenly thoughtful, little
Mrs. Philpot appeared to be making some abstruse
calculation, Crane was silently gazing at
the ground and Peck, with grim humor in his
small eyes, remarked that eleven hundred and
forty was a pretty high average upon the whole.
Just at this point a figure appeared in the little
roadway where it made its last turn lapsing
from the wood toward the hotel. A rather tall,
slender and angular young woman, bearing a
red leather bag in one hand and a blue silk umbrella
in the other, strode forward with the pace
of a tragedienne. She wore a bright silk dress,
leaf-green in color, and a black bonnet, of nearly
the Salvation Army pattern, was set far back on
her head, giving full play to a mass of short,
fine, loosely tumbled yellow hair.
She was very much out of breath from her
walk up the mountain, but there was a plucky
smile on her rather sallow face and an enterprising
gleam in her light eyes.
She walked right into the hotel, as if she had
always lived there, and they heard her talking
volubly to the servant as she was following him
to a room.
Everybody felt a waft of free Western air and
knew that Hotel Helicon had received another
interesting guest, original if not typical, with
qualities that soon must make themselves
respected in a degree.
“Walked from the station?” Mrs. Philpot
ventured, in querulous, though kindly interrogation.
“Up the mountain?” Miss Moyne added, with
a deprecatory inflection.
“And carried that bag!” exclaimed all the
rest.
Gaspard Dufour, whose accumulations of
adipose tissue appeared to serve him a good
turn, as he descended the steep, rocky ravine,
hummed a droll tune which was broken at intervals
by sundry missteps and down-sittings and
side-wise bumps against the jutting crags. He
perspired freely, mopping his brow meantime
with a vast silk kerchief that hung loosely
about his short neck.
The wood grew denser as he descended and a
damp, mouldy odor pervaded the spaces underneath
the commingling boughs of the oaks,
pines, cedars, and sassafras. Here and there a
lizard scampered around a tree-hole or darted
under the fallen leaves. Overhead certain
shadowy flittings betrayed the presence of an
occasional small bird, demurely going about its
business of food-getting. The main elements
of the surroundings, however, were gloom and
silence. The breeze-currents astir in the valley
and rippling over the gray peaks of Mt. Boab
could not enter the leafy chambers of this
wooded gorge. Heat of a peculiarly sultry sort
seemed to be stored here, for as Dufour proceeded
he began at length to gasp for breath,
and it was with such relief as none but the suffocating
can fully appreciate, that he emerged
into an open space surrounded, almost, with
butting limestone cliffs, but cut across by a
noisy little stream that went bubbling down
into the valley through a cleft bedecked with
ferns and sprinkled with perennial dew from a
succession of gentle cascades. The ideal trout-brook
was this, so far as appearances could go.
At the foot of each tiny water-fall was a swirling
pool, semi-opaque, giving forth emerald
flashes and silver glints, and bearing little cones
of creamy foam round and round on its bosom.
A thousand noises, every one a water-note, rising
all along the line of the brook’s broken current,
clashed together with an effect like that of hearing
a far-off multitude applauding or some
distant army rushing on a charge.
So much out of breath and so deluged with
perspiration was Dufour that he flung himself
upon the ground beside the brook and lay
there panting and mopping his face. Overhead
the bit of sky was like turquoise, below a slender
glimpse of the valley shone between the
rock walls, like a sketch subdued almost to
monochrome of crepuscular purple. A fitful
breath of cool air fell into the place, fanning
the man’s almost purple cheeks and forehead,
while a wood-thrush, whose liquid voice might
have been regarded as part of the water-tumult,
sang in a thorn tree hard by.
In a half-reclining attitude, Dufour gave
himself over to the delicious effect of all this,
indulging at the same time in the impolite and
ridiculous, but quite Shakespearian, habit of
soliloquizing.
“Jingo!” he remarked, “Jingo! but isn’t this
a daisy prospect for trout! If those pools
aren’t full of the beauties, then there’s nothing
in Waltonian lore and life isn’t worth living.
Ha! Jingo! there went one clean above the
water—a ten ouncer, at least!”
He sprang at his rod as if to break it to pieces,
and the facility with which he fitted the joints
and the reel and run the line and tied the
cast was really a wonder.
“I knew they were here,” he muttered, “just
as soon as I laid my eyes on the water. Who
ever did see such another brook!”
At the third cast of the fly, a brown hackle,
by the way, up came a trout with a somersault
and a misty gleam of royal purple and silver,
attended by a spray of water and a short bubbling
sound. Dufour struck deftly, hooking the
beautiful fish very insecurely through the edge
of the lower lip. Immediately the reel began to
sing and the rod to quiver, while Dufour’s eyes
glared almost savagely and his lips pursed with
comical intensity.
Round and round flew the trout, now rushing
to the bottom of the pool, now whisking under
a projecting ledge and anon flinging itself clean
above the water and shaking itself convulsively.
The angler was led hither and thither by his
active prey, the exercise bedewing his face again
with perspiration, whilst his feet felt the cool
bath of water and the soothing embrace of
tangled water-grass. The mere switch of a
bamboo rod, bent almost into a loop, shook like
a rush in a wind.
Dufour was ill prepared to formulate a polite
response when, at the height of his sport, a
gentle but curiously earnest voice exclaimed:
“Snatch ’im out, snatch ’im out, dog gone
yer clumsy hide! Snatch ’im out, er I’ll do it
for ye!”
The trout must have heard, for as the angler
turned to get a hasty glance at the stranger, up
it leaped and by a desperate shake broke the
snell.
“Confound you!” cried Dufour, his face redder
than ever. “Confound your meddlesome
tongue, why didn’t you keep still till I landed
him?”
There was a tableau set against the gray,
lichen-bossed rocks. Two men glaring at each
other. The new-comer was a tall, athletic,
brown-faced mountaineer, bearing a gun and
wearing two heavy revolvers. He towered
above Dufour and gazed down upon him as if
about to execute him. The latter did not quail,
but grew angrier instead.
“You ought to have better sense than to
interfere with my sport in such a way! Who are
you, anyway?” he cried in a hot, fierce tone.
The mountaineer stood silent for a moment,
as if collecting words enough for what he felt
like saying, then:
“See yer,” he drawled, rather musically, “ef
I take ye by the scruff o’ yer neck an’ the heel
o’ yer stockin’ an’ jest chuck ye inter thet puddle,
ye’ll begin to surmise who I air, ye saucy
little duck-legged minny-catcher, you!”
Dufour, remembering his long training years
ago at the Gentlemen’s Glove-Club, squared himself
with fists in position, having flung aside his
tackle. In his righteous rage he forgot that his
adversary was not only his superior in stature
but also heavily armed.
“Well, thet’ ther’ do beat me!” said the
mountaineer, with an incredulous ring in his
voice. “The very idee! W’y ye little aggervatin’
banty rooster, a puttin’ up yer props at
me! W’y I’ll jest eternally and everlastin’ly
wring yer neck an’ swob the face o’ nature wi’
ye!”
What followed was about as indescribable as a
whirlwind in dry grass. The two men appeared
to coalesce for a single wild, whirling, resounding
instant, and then the mountaineer went
over headlong into the middle of the pool with a
great plash and disappeared. Dufour, in a truly
gladiatorial attitude, gazed fiercely at the large
dimple in which his antagonist was buried for
the instant, but out of which he presently
projected himself with great promptness, then, as a
new thought came to him, he seized the fallen
gun of the mountaineer, cocked it and leveled
it upon its owner. There was a peculiar meaning
in his words as he stormed out:
“Lie down! down with you, or I blow a hole
clean through you instantly!”
Promptly enough the mountaineer lay down
until the water rippled around his chin and
floated his flaxen beard. Some moments of
peculiar silence followed, broken only by the
lapsing gurgle and murmur of the brook.
Dufour, with arms as steady as iron bars, kept
the heavy gun bearing on the gasping face of
the unwilling bather, whilst at the same time
he was dangerously fingering the trigger. The
stout, short figure really had a muscular and
doughty air and the heavy face certainly looked
warlike.
“Stranger, a seein’ ’at ye’ve got the drap onto
me, ’spose we swear off an’ make up friends?”
The man in the water said this at length, in the
tone of one presenting a suggestion of doubtful
propriety.
“Don’t hardly think you’ve cooled off sufficiently,
do you?” responded Dufour.
“This here’s spring warter, ye must ’member,”
offered the mountaineer.
The gun was beginning to tire Dufour’s arms.
“Well, do you knock under?” he inquired,
still carelessly fumbling the trigger.
“Great mind ter say yes,” was the shivering
response.
“Oh, take your time to consider, I’m in no
hurry,” said Dufour.
If the man in the water could have known
how the supple but of late untrained arms of
the man on shore were aching, the outcome
might have been different; but the bath was
horribly cold and the gun’s muzzle kept its
bearing right on the bather’s eye.
“I give in, ye’ve got me, stranger,” he at last
exclaimed.
Dufour was mightily relieved as he put down
the gun and watched his dripping and shivering
antagonist wade out of the cold pool. The men
looked at each other curiously.
“Ye’re the dog gone’dest man ’at ever I see,”
remarked the mountaineer; “who air ye, anyhow?”
“Oh, I’m a pretty good fellow, if you take
me on the right tack,” said Dufour.
The other hesitated a moment, and then
inquired:
“Air ye one o’ them people up at the tavern
on the mounting?”
“Yes.”
“A boardin’ there?”
“Yes.”
“For all summer?”
“Possibly.”
Again there was a silence, during which the
water trickled off the mountaineer’s clothes and
ran over the little stones at his feet.
“Goin’ ter make fun o’ me when ye git up
thar?” the catechism was at length resumed.
Dufour laughed.
“I could tell a pretty good thing on you,”
he answered, taking a sweeping observation of
the stalwart fellow’s appearance as he stood
there with his loose jeans trousers and blue
cotton shirt clinging to his shivering limbs.
“See yer, now,” said the latter, in a wheedling
tone, and wringing his light, thin beard
with one sinewy dark hand, “see yer, now, I’d
like for ye not ter do thet, strenger.”
“Why?”
“Well,” said the mountaineer, after some
picturesque hesitation and faltering, “’cause I
hev a ’quaintance o’ mine up ther’ at thet
tavern.”
“Indeed, have you? Who is it?”
“Mebbe ye mought be erquainted with Miss
Sarah Anna Crabb?”
“No.”
“Well, she’s up ther’, she stayed all night at
our house las’ night an’ went on up ther’ this
mornin’; she’s a literary woman an’ purty, an’
smart, an’ a mighty much of a talker.”
“Ugh!”
“Jest tell her ’at ye met me down yer, an’
’at I’m tol’ble well; but don’t say nothin’ ’bout
this ’ere duckin’ ’at ye gi’ me, will ye?”
“Oh, of course, that’s all right,” Dufour hastened
to say, feeling an indescribable thrill of
sympathy for the man.
“Yer’s my hand, strenger, an’ w’en Wesley
Tolliver gives a feller his hand hit means all
there air ter mean,” exclaimed the latter, as
warmly as his condition would permit, “an’
w’en ye need er friend in these parts jest come
ter me.”
He shouldered his gun, thereupon, and
remarking that he might as well be going,
strode away over a spur of the mountain, his
clothes still dripping and sticking close to his
muscular limbs. Dufour found his rod broken
and his reel injured, by having felt the weight
of Wesley Tolliver’s foot, and so he too turned
to retrace his steps.
Such an adventure could not fail to gain in
spectacular grotesqueness as it took its place in
the memory and imagination of Dufour. He
had been in the habit of seeing such things on
the stage and of condemning them out of hand
as the baldest melodramatic nonsense, so that
now he could not fairly realize the matter as
something that had taken place in his life.
He was very tired and hungry when he
reached Hotel Helicon.
“Oh, yes, I walked all the way up the mountain
from the railroad depot,” explained the
young woman whose arrival we chronicled in
another chapter, “but I stopped over night at a
cabin on the way and discovered some just
delightful characters—the Tollivers—regular
Craddock sort of people, an old lady and her
son.”
By some method known only to herself she
had put herself upon a speaking-plane with
Dufour, who, as she approached him, was standing
in an angle of the wide wooden veranda
waiting for the moon to rise over the distant
peaks of the eastern mountains.
“I saw Mr. Tolliver to-day while whipping
a brook down here,” said he, turning to
look her squarely in the face.
“Oh, did you! Isn’t he a virile, villainous,
noble, and altogether melodramatic looking
man? I wish there was some one here who
could sketch him for me. But, say, Mr.
Dufour, what do you mean, please, when you
speak of whipping a brook?”
She took from her pocket a little red note-book
and a pencil as he promptly responded:
“Whipping a brook? oh, that’s angler’s nonsense,
it means casting the line into the water,
you know.”
“That’s funny,” she remarked, making a
note.
She was taller than Dufour, and so slender
and angular that in comparison with his excessive
plumpness she looked gaunt and bony. In
speaking her lips made all sorts of wild contortions
showing her uneven teeth to great effect,
and the extreme rapidity of her utterance gave
an explosive emphasis to her voice. Over her
forehead, which projected, a fluffy mass of pale
yellow hair sprang almost fiercely as if to
attack her scared and receding chin.
“You are from Michigan, I believe, Miss
Crabb,” remarked Dufour.
“Oh, dear, no!” she answered, growing red
in the face, “No, indeed. I am from Indiana,
from Ringville, associate editor of the Star.”
“Pardon, I meant Indiana. Of course I knew
you were not from Michigan.”
“Thanks,” with a little laugh and a shrug,
“I am glad you see the point.”
“I usually do—a little late,” he remarked
complacently.
“You are from Boston, then, I infer,” she
glibly responded.
“Not precisely,” he said, with an approving
laugh, “but I admit that I have some Bostonian
qualities.”
At this point in the conversation she was
drooping over him, so to say, and he was
sturdily looking up into her bright, insistent
face.
“What a group!” said Crane to Mrs. Bridges,
a New York fashion editor. “I’d give the
best farm in Kentucky (so far as my title goes)
for a photograph of it! Doesn’t she appear to
be just about to peck out his eyes!”
“Your lofty imagination plays you fantastic
tricks,” said Mrs. Bridges. “Is she the famous
Western lady reporter?”
“The same, of the Ringville Star. I met her
at the Cincinnati convention. It was there
that Bascom of the Bugle called her a bag of
gimlets, because she bored him so.”
“Oh!”
This exclamation was not in response to what
Crane had said, but it was an involuntary tribute
to the moon-flower just flaring into bloom
between twin peaks lying dusky and heavy
against the mist of silver and gold that veiled
the sweet sky beyond. A semi-circle of pale
straw-colored fire gleamed in the lowest angle
of the notch and sent up long, wavering lines of
light almost to the zenith, paling the strongest
stars and intensifying the shadows in the mountain
gorges and valleys. Grim as angry gods,
the pines stood along the slopes, as if gloomily
contemplating some dark scheme of vengeance.
“A real Sapphic,” said Crane, dropping into
a poetical tone, as an elocutionist does when he
is hungry for an opportunity to recite a favorite
sketch.
“Why a Sapphic?” inquired the matter-of-fact
fashion-editor.
“Oh, don’t you remember that fragment, that
glorious picture Sappho’s divine genius has
made for us—”
He quoted some Greek.
“About as divine as Choctaw or Kickapoo,”
she said. “I understand the moon-shine better.
In fact I have a sincere contempt for all this
transparent clap-trap you poets and critics
indulge in when you got upon your Greek hobby.
Divine Sappho, indeed! A lot of bald bits of
jargon made famous by the comments of fogies.
Let’s look at the moon, please, and be sincere.”
“Sincere!”
“Yes, you know very well that if you had
written the Sapphic fragments the critics
would——”
“The critics! What of them? They are a
set of disappointed poetasters themselves. Blind
with rage at their own failures, they snap right
and left without rhyme or reason. Now there’s
Peck, a regular——”
“Well, sir, a regular what?” very coolly
demanded the critic who had stepped forth from
a shadowy angle and now stood facing Crane.
“A regular star-gazer,” said Mrs. Bridges.
“Tell us why the planets yonder all look so
ghastly through the shimmering moonlight.”
Peck, without reply, turned and walked away.
“Is he offended?” she asked.
“No, he gives offence, but can not take it.”
Mrs. Bridges grew silent.
“We were speaking of Sappho,” observed
Crane, again gliding into an elocutionary mood.
“I have translated the fragment that I repeated
a while ago. Let me give it to you.
“When on the dusky violet sky
The full flower of the moon blooms high
The stars turn pale and die!”
Just then Miss Moyne, dressed all in white,
floated by on Peck’s arm, uttering a silvery gust
of laughter in response to a cynical observation of
the critic.
“What a lovely girl she is,” said Mrs.
Bridges. “Mr. Peck shows fine critical acumen
in being very fond of her.”
Crane was desperately silent. “He’s a handsome
man, too, and I suspect it’s a genuine love
affair,” Mrs. Bridges went on, fanning herself
complacently. Back and forth, walking slowly
and conversing in a soft minor key, save when
now and then Miss Moyne laughed melodiously,
the promenaders passed and repassed, Peck
never deigning to glance toward Crane, who had
forgotten both Sappho and the moon. Miss
Moyne did, however, once or twice turn her eyes
upon the silent poet.
“Oh,” went on Miss Crabb, filling Dufour’s
ears with the hurried din of her words, “Oh,
I’m going to write a novel about this place. I
never saw a better chance for local color, real
transcripts from life, original scenes and genuine
romance all tumbled together. Don’t you think
I might do it?”
“It does appear tempting,” said Dufour.
“There’s Tolliver for instance, a genuine Chilhowee
moonshiner.” He appeared to laugh
inwardly as he spoke. Indeed he heard the
plash of water and the dripping, shivering
mountaineer stood forth in his memory down
there in the gorge.
“A moonshiner!” gasped Miss Crabb, fluttering
the leaves of her note-book and writing
by moonlight with a celerity that amazed
Dufour.
“Potentially, at least,” he replied evasively.
“He looks like one and he don’t like water.”
“If he does turn out to be a real moonshiner,”
Miss Crabb proceeded reflectively to say, “it
will be just too delicious for anything. I don’t
mind telling you, confidentially, Mr. Dufour,
that I am to write some letters while here to the
Chicago Daily Lightning Express. So I’d take
it as a great favor if you’d give me all the points
you get.”
“That’s interesting,” he said, with a keen
scrutiny of her face for a second. “I shall be
glad to be of assistance to you.”
He made a movement to go, but lingered to
say: “Pray give me all the points, too, will
you?”
“Oh, are you a journalist too?” she inquired,
breathlessly hanging over him. “What paper—”
“I’m not much of anything,” he hurriedly
interposed, “but I like to know what is going
on, that’s all.”
He walked away without further excuse and
went up to his room.
“I’ve got to watch him,” soliloquized Miss
Crabb, “or he’ll get the scoop of all the news.
Give him points, indeed! Maybe so, but not
till after I’ve sent them to the Lightning Express!
I’ll keep even with him, or know the
reason why.”
It was a grand panorama that the climbing
moon lighted up all around Mount Boab, a vast
billowy sea of gloom and sheen. Here were
shining cliffs, there dusky gulches; yonder the
pines glittered like steel-armed sentinels on the
hill-tops, whilst lower down they appeared to
skulk like cloaked assassins. Shadows came
and went, now broad-winged and wavering,
again slender and swift as the arrows of death.
The hotel was bright within and without.
Some one was at the grand piano in the hall
making rich music—a fragment from Beethoven,—and
a great horned owl down the ravine
was booming an effective counterpoint.
Crane stood leaning on the railing of the veranda
and scowling savagely as Peck and Miss Moyne
continued to promenade and converse. He was,
without doubt, considering sinister things. Mrs.
Bridges, finding him entirely unsympathetic,
went to join Miss Crabb, who was alone where
she had been left by Dufour. Meantime, up in
his room, with his chair tilted far back and his
feet thrust out over the sill of an open window,
Dufour was smoking a fragrant Cuban cigar,
(fifty cents at retail) and alternating smiles with
frowns as he contemplated his surroundings.
“Authors,” he thought, “are the silliest, the
vainest, and the most impractical lot of human
geese that ever were plucked for their valuable
feathers. And newspaper people! Humph!”
He chuckled till his chin shook upon his immaculate
collar. “Just the idea, now, of that
young woman asking me to furnish her with
points!”
There was something almost jocund blent
with his air of solid self-possession, and he
smoked the precious cigars one after another
with prodigal indifference and yet with the perfect
grace of him to the manner born.
“Hotel Helicon on Mt. Boab!” he repeated,
and then betook himself to bed.
Some people are born to find things out—to
overhear, to reach a place just at the moment in
which an event comes to pass there—born
indeed, with the news-gatherer’s instinct perfectly
developed. Miss Crabb was one of these.
How she chanced to over-hear some low-spoken
but deadly sounding words that passed between
Peck and Crane, it would be hard to say; still
she overheard them, and her heart jumped
almost into her mouth. It was a thrillingly dramatic
passage, there under the heavy-topped oak
by the west veranda in the gloom.
“Villain!” exclaimed Crane, in the hissing
voice of a young tragedy-player at rehearsal,
“Villain! you shall not escape me. Defend
yourself!”
“Nonsense,” said Peck, “you talk like a fool.
I don’t want to fight! What’s that you’ve got
in your hand?”
“A sword, you cowardly craven!”
“You call me a coward! If I had a good
club I should soon show you what I could do, you
sneaking assassin!”
More words and just as bitter followed, till at
last a fight was agreed upon to take place immediately,
at a certain point on the verge of a
cliff not far away. There were to be no seconds
and the meeting was to end in the death of one
or both of the combatants.
To Miss Crabb all this had a sound and an
appearance as weird as anything in the wildest
romance she ever had read. It was near mid-night;
the hotel was quite soundless and the
moon on high made the shadows short and
black.
“Meet me promptly at the Eagle’s Nest in
ten minutes,” said Crane, “I’ll fetch my other
sword and give you choice.”
“All right, sir,” responded Peck, “but a club
would do.”
The peculiar hollowness of their voices
affected the listener as if the sounds had come
from a tomb. She felt clammy. Doubtless
there is a considerable element of humorous,
almost ludicrous bravado in such a scene when
coolly viewed; but Miss Crabb could not take
a calm, critical attitude just then. At first she
was impelled almost irresistibly toward interfering
and preventing a bloody encounter; but
her professional ambition swept the feeling
aside. Still, being a woman, she was dreadfully
nervous. “Ugh!” she shuddered, “it will be
just awful, but I can’t afford to miss getting the
full particulars for the Lightning Express. A
sure enough duel! It will make my fortune!
Oh, if I were a man, now, just only for a few
hours, what a comfort it would be! But all the
same I must follow them—I must see the encounter,
describe it as an eye-witness and send
it by wire early in the morning.”
It occurred to her mind just then that the
nearest telegraph station was twelve miles down
the mountain, but she did not flinch or waver.
The thought that she was required to do what
a man might well have shrunk from gave an
element of heroism to her pluck. She was conscious
of this and went about her task with an
elasticity and facility truly admirable.
Eagle’s Nest was the name of a small area on
the top of a beetling cliff whose almost perpendicular
wall was dotted with clumps of
sturdy little cedar trees growing out of the
chinks. It was a dizzy place at all times, but
by night the effect of its airy height was very
trying on any but the best nerves. Crane and
Peck both were men of fine physique and were
possessed of stubborn courage and great combativeness.
They met on the spot and after
choosing swords, coolly and promptly proceeded
to the fight. On one hand, close to the cliff’s
edge, was a thick mass of small oak bushes, on
the other hand lay a broken wall of fragmentary
stones. The footing-space was fairly good,
though a few angular blocks of stone lay here
and there, and some brushes of stiff wood-grass
were scattered around.
Crane led with more caution than one would
have expected of an irate Kentuckian, and Peck
responded with the brilliant aplomb of an
enthusiastic duelist.
The swords were neither rapiers nor broad-swords,
being the ordinary dress-weapons worn
by Confederate Infantry officers in the war
time—weapons with a history, since they had
been at the thigh of father and son, the bravest
of Kentucky Cranes, through many a stormy
battle.
Peck’s back was toward the precipice-brink
at the commencement of the engagement, but
neither had much the advantage, as the moon
was almost directly overhead. As their weapons
began to flash and clink, the slender keen
echoes fell over into the yawning chasm and
went rattling down the steep, ragged face of the
precipice. They were vigorous and rather good
fencers and it would have been evident to an onlooker
of experience that the fight was to be a
long one, notwithstanding the great weight of
the swords they were using. They soon began
to fight fiercely and grew more vehemently
aggressive each second, their blows and thrusts
and parries and counter-cuts following each
other faster and faster until the sounds ran together
and the sparks leaped and shone even in
the bright moonlight. They mingled broad-sword
exercise with legitimate rapier fencing
and leaped about each other like boxers, their
weapons whirling, darting, rising, falling, whilst
their breathing became loud and heavy. It
was a scene to have stirred the blood of men
and women four hundred years ago, when love
was worth fighting for and when men were quite
able and willing to fight for it.
The combatants strained every point of their
strength and skill, and not a drop of blood could
either draw. Slash, thrust, whack, clink, clank,
clack, click, cling! Round and round they
labored, the fury of their efforts flaming out of
their eyes and concentrating in the deep lines of
their mouths. As if to listen, the breeze lay
still in the trees and the great owl quit hooting
in the ravine. Faster and faster fell the blows,
swifter and keener leaped the thrusts, quicker
and surer the parries were interposed. The
swords were hacked and notched like hand-saws,
the blades shook and hummed like lyre-cords.
Now close to the cliff’s edge, now over by the
heap of broken stones and then close beside the
clump of oak bushes, the men, panting and
sweating, their muscles knotted, their sinews
leaping like bow-strings, their eyes standing out,
as if starting from their sockets, pursued each
other without a second’s rest or wavering.
At last, with an irresistible spurt of fury,
Crane drove Peck right into the bushes with a
great crash and would not let him out. The
critic was not vanquished, however, for, despite
the foliage and twigs, he continued to parry and
thrust with dangerous accuracy and force.
Just at this point a strange thing happened.
Right behind Peck there was a tearing, crashing
sound and a cry, loud, keen, despairing, terrible,
followed immediately by the noise of a body
descending among the cedars growing along the
face of the awful precipice.
It was a woman’s voice, shrieking in deadly
horror that then came up out of the dizzy depth
of space below!
The men let fall their swords and leaped to
the edge of the cliff with the common thought
that it was Miss Moyne who had fallen over.
They reeled back giddy and sick, staggering as
if drunken.
Far down they had seen something white
fluttering and gleaming amid a tuft of cedars
and a quavering voice had cried:
“Help, help, oh, help!”
And so the duel was at an end.
Hotel Helicon was shaken out of its sleep by
the startling rumor to the effect that Miss Moyne
had fallen down the precipice at Eagle’s Nest.
Of all the rudely awakened and mightily
frightened inmates, perhaps Miss Moyne herself
was most excited by this waft of bad news. She
had been sleeping very soundly in dreamless
security and did not at first feel the absurdity
of being told that she had just tumbled down
the escarpment, which in fact she never yet had
summoned the courage to approach, even when
sustained by a strong masculine arm.
“O dear! how did it happen?” she demanded
of her aunt, Mrs. Coleman Rhodes, who had
rushed upon her dainty couch with the frightful
announcement of her accident.
“Oh, Alice! you are here, you are not hurt
at all! Oh!” Mrs. Rhodes went on, “and what
can it all mean!”
Everybody rushed out, of course, as soon as
hurried dressing would permit, and fell into the
confusion that filled the halls and main veranda.
Crane was talking in a loud, but well modulated
strain, explaining the accident:
“Mr. Peck and I,” he went on to say, “were
enjoying a friendly turn at sword-play up here
at Eagle’s Nest; couldn’t sleep, needed exercise,
and went up there so as not to disturb any one.
While we were fencing she came rushing past
through those bushes and leaped right over with
a great shriek. She—”
“Don’t stop to talk,” cried Mr. E. Hobbs
Lucas, with a directness and clearness quite
unusual in a historian. “Don’t stop to talk,
let’s go do something!”
“Yes, come on,” quavered poor Peck, his face
whiter than the moon and his beard quivering
in sympathy with his voice.
“Oh, it’s dreadful, awful!” moaned little Mrs.
Philpot, “poor, dear Miss Moyne, to think that
she is gone!” and she leaned heavily on Miss
Moyne’s shoulder as she spoke.
It was a strange scene, too confused for the
best dramatic effect, but spectacular in the extreme.
Servants swarmed out with lights that
wavered fantastically in the moonshine, while
the huddled guests swayed to and fro in a body.
Every face was pinched with intense excitement
and looked haggard under its crown of disheveled
hair. Even the hotel windows stared in
stupid horror, and the kindly countenances of the
negro waiters took on a bewildered and meaningless
grin set in a black scowl of superstition
and terror.
When Dufour came upon the scene, he did
not appear in the least flurried, and the first
thing he did was to lay his hand on Miss
Moyne’s shoulder and exclaim in a clear tenor
strain:
“Why, here! it’s all a mistake! What are
you talking about? Here’s Miss Moyne! Here
she stands!”
“Mercy! where?” enquired little Mrs. Philpot,
who was still leaning on her friend and
shedding bitter tears.
Dufour, with a quiet: “Please don’t take
offence,” put a hand on either side of Miss
Moyne and lifted her so that she stood in a
chair looking very sweetly down over the crowd
of people.
Few indeed are they who can look beautiful
under such circumstances, but Miss Moyne certainly
did, especially in the eyes of Crane and
Peck as they gazed up at her.
Forthwith the tragedy became a farce.
“That Kentuckian must romance, I suppose,”
grumbled R. Hobbs Lucas. “Wonder what
he’ll tell next.”
“I don’t see how I could be so mistaken,”
said Peck, after quiet had been somewhat restored,
“I would have willingly been sworn
to—”
He was interrupted by a dozen voices hurling
ironical phrases at him.
“It is every word truth,” exclaimed Crane
testily. “Do you suppose I would trifle with
so—”
“Oh, don’t you absolutely know that we suppose
just that very thing?” said Lucas.
With the return of self-consciousness the company
began to scatter, the ladies especially
scampering to their rooms with rustling celerity.
The men grumbled not a little, as if being
deprived of a shocking accident touched them
with a sting.
“The grotesque idea!” ejaculated Dufour.
“Such a practical joke—impractical joke, I
might better say, could originate only between a
poet and a critic.”
Everybody went back to bed, feeling more or
less injured by Crane and Peck, who shared in
their own breasts the common impression that
they had made great fools of themselves. If
these crest-fallen knights, so lately militant and
self-confident, had any cause of quarrel now it
was based upon a question as to which should
feel the meaner and which should more deeply
dread to meet Miss Moyne on the morrow.
As for Miss Moyne herself she was indignant
although she tried to quiet her aunt, who
was ready to shake the dust of Mt. Boab from
her feet at once.
Next morning, however, when it was discovered
that Miss Crabb was missing and that after
all something tragic probably had happened,
everybody felt relieved.
Mr. Wesley Tolliver might well have served
the turn of romancer or realist, as he stood in
the shadow of a cedar-clump with the mysterious
stillness of midnight all around him. He
was a very real and substantial looking personage,
and yet his gun, his pistols, his fantastic
mountain garb and the wild setting in which he
was framed gave him the appearance of a strong
sketch meant to illustrate a story by Craddock.
Above him towered the cliff at Eagle’s Nest and
near by was the mountain “Pocket” in which
nestled the little distillery whose lurking-place
had long been the elusive dream of utopian
revenue officers. In a space of brilliant moonlight,
Tolliver’s dog, a gaunt, brindle cur, sat in
statuesque worthlessness, remembering no doubt
the hares he never had caught and the meatless
bones he had vainly buried during a long ignoble
life.
The hotel and its inmates had rendered the
distillery and its furtive operatives very uneasy
of late, and now as Tolliver in his due turn
stood guard by night he considered the probability
of having to look for some better situation
for his obscure manufactory with a species of
sadness which it would be impossible to describe.
He thought with deep bitterness of all the
annoyance he had suffered at the hands of meddling
government agents and from the outside
world in general and he tried to understand
how any person could pretend to see justice in
such persecution. What had he done to merit
being hunted like a wild beast? Nothing but
buy his neighbor’s apples at the fair price of
twenty cents a bushel and distil them into
apple brandy! Could this possibly be any
injury to any government official, or to anybody
else? He paid for his still, he paid for the
apples, he paid fair wages to the men who
worked for him, what more could be justly
demanded of him?
It was while he was wholly absorbed in trying
to solve this knotty problem that far above
a strange clink and clatter began, which sounded
to him as if it were falling from among the
stars. Nothing within his knowledge or experience
suggested an explanation of such a phenomenon.
He felt a thrill of superstitious terror
creep through his iron nerves as the aerial
racket increased and seemed to whisk itself
from place to place with lightning celerity. An
eccentric echo due to the angles and projections
of the cliff added weird effect to the sounds.
The dog uttered a low plaintive whine and
crept close to his master, and even wedged himself
with tremulous desperation between the
knees of that wondering and startled sentinel.
The clinking and clanging soon became loud
and continuous, falling in a cataract down the
escarpment, accompanied now and again by
small fragments of stone and soil.
At last Tolliver got control of himself sufficiently,
and looked out from his shadowy station
and up towards the dizzy crown of Eagle’s
Nest.
Just at that moment there was a crash and a
scream. He saw a wide-winged, ghostly object
come over the edge and swoop down. Another
scream, another and another, a tearing sound, a
crushing of cedar boughs, a shower of small
stones and lumps of soil.
Tolliver, frightened as he never before had
been, turned and fled, followed by his ecstatic
dog.
A voice, keen, clear, high, beseeching pursued
him and reached his ears.
“Help! help! Oh, help!”
Surely this was the “Harnt that walks Mt.
Boab!” This syren of the mountains had lured
many a hunter to his doom.
“Oh, me! Oh, my! Oh, mercy on me!
Help! help!”
Tolliver ran all the faster, as the voice seemed
to follow him, turn as he would. He bruised
his shins on angular rocks, he ran against trees,
he fell over logs, and at last found himself hopelessly
entangled in a net of wild grape-vines,
with his enthusiastic dog still faithfully wriggling
between his knees.
The plaintive voice of the syren, now greatly
modified by distance, assailed his ears with
piteous persistence, as he vainly struggled to
free himself. The spot was dark as Erebus,
being in the bottom of a ravine, and the more
he exerted himself the worse off he became.
It was his turn to call for help, but if any of
his friends heard they did not heed his supplications,
thinking them but baleful echoes of the
Harnt’s deceitful voice.
It was at the gray of dawn when at last Tolliver
got clear of the vines and made his way
out of the ravine. By this time he had entirely
overcome his fright, and with that stubbornness
characteristic of all mountain men, he betook
himself back to the exact spot whence he had
so precipitately retreated. His dog, forlornly
nonchalant, trotted behind him to the place and
resumed the seat from which the Harnt had
driven him a few hours ago. In this attitude,
the animal drooped his nose and indifferently
sniffed a curious object lying near.
“What’s thet ther’ thing, Mose?” inquired
Tolliver, addressing the dog.
“Well I’ll ber dorg-goned!” he added, as he
picked up a woman’s bonnet. “If this here
don’t beat the worl’ an’ all camp meetin’! Hit
air—well, I’ll ber dorged—hit air—I’m er ghost
if hit aint Miss Sara’ Anna Crabb’s bonnet, by
Ned!”
He held it up by one silk string and gazed at
it with a ludicrously puzzled stare. The dog
whined and wagged his tail in humble sympathy
with his master’s bewilderment.
“Hit’s kinder interestin’, haint it, Mose?”
Tolliver went on dryly. “We’ll hev ter look
inter this here thing, won’t we, Mose?”
As for Mose, he was looking into it with all
his eyes. Indeed he was beginning to show
extreme interest, and his tail was pounding the
ground with great rapidity.
Suddenly a thought leaped into Tolliver’s
brain and with a start he glanced up the escarpment,
his mouth open and his brown cheeks
betraying strong emotion. Mose followed his
master’s movements with kindling eyes, and
whined dolefully, his wolfish nose lifted almost
vertically.
“Is that you, Mr. Tolliver?” fell a voice
out of a cedar clump a little way up the side
of the cliff.
“Hit air me,” he responded, as he saw Miss
Crabb perched among the thick branches. She
had her little red note-book open and was
writing vigorously. Her yellow hair was disheveled
so that it appeared to surround her
face with a flickering light which to Tolliver’s
mind gave it a most beautiful and altogether
lovely expression.
“Well, I’ll ber—” he checked himself and
stood in picturesque suspense.
“Now, Mr. Tolliver, won’t you please help
me down from here?” she demanded, closing
her note-book and placing her pencil behind
her ear. “I’m awfully cramped, sitting in this
position so long.”
The chivalrous mountaineer did not wait to
be appealed to a second time, but laying down
his gun to which he had clung throughout the
night, he clambered up the steep face of the
rock, from projection to projection, until he
reached the tree in which Miss Crabb sat.
Meantime she watched him with admiring eyes
and just as he was about to take her in his
arms and descend with her she exclaimed:
“Wait a moment, I might lose the thought,
I’ll just jot it down.”
She took her note-book and pencil again and
hurriedly made the following entry: Sinewy,
virile, lithe, hirsute, fearless, plucky, bronzed, vigorous,
lank, Greek-eyed, Roman-nosed, prompt,
large-eared, typical American. Good hero for
dramatic, short, winning dialect story. The
magazines never refuse dialect stories.
“Now, if you please, Mr. Tolliver, I will go
with you.”
It was an Herculean labor, but Tolliver was
a true hero. With one arm wound around her,
after the fashion of the serpent in the group of the
Laocoön, and with her long yellow hair streaming
in crinkled jets over his shoulder, he slowly
made his way down to the ground.
Meantime Mose, the dog, with true canine
sympathy and helpfulness, had torn the bonnet
into pathetic shreds, and was now lying half
asleep under a tree with a bit of ribbon in his
teeth.
“Well, I’ll jest ber—beg parding Miss Crabb,
but thet ther dog hev et up yer head-gear,”
said Tolliver as he viewed with dilating eyes
the scattered fragments.
She comprehended her calamity with one
swift glance, but she had caught a new dialect
phrase at the same time.
“Head-gear, you call it, I believe?” she
inquired, again producing book and pencil.
“Beg parding all over, Miss Crabb, I meant
bonnet,” he hurried to say.
“Oh, it’s all right, I assure you,” she replied,
writing rapidly, “it’s a delightfully fresh and
artistic bit of special coloring.”
Miss Crabb’s clothes were badly torn and she
looked as if she had spent the night wretchedly,
but with the exception of a few slight scratches
and bruises she was unhurt.
“Well jes’ look a there, will ye!” exclaimed
Tolliver as he spied Mose. There was more of
admiration than anger in his voice. “Ef thet
ther ’fernal dog haint got yer chin-ribbon in his
ole mouth, I’m er rooster!”
“Chin-ribbon,” repeated Miss Crabb, making
a note, “I’m er rooster,” and she smiled with
intense satisfaction. “You don’t know, Mr.
Tolliver, how much I am indebted to you.”
“Not a tall, Miss Crabb, not a tall. Don’t
mention of it,” he humbly said, “hit taint wo’th
talkin’ erbout.”
The morning was in full blow now and the
cat-birds were singing sweetly down the ravine.
Overhead a patch of blue sky gleamed and
burned with the true empyrean glow. Far
away, down in the valley by the little river, a
breakfast horn was blown with many a mellow
flourish and a cool gentle breeze with dew on
its wings fanned Miss Crabb’s sallow cheeks
and rustled Tolliver’s tawny beard. At the
sound of the horn Mose sprang to his feet and
loped away with the bit of ribbon fluttering
from his mouth.
It was late in the forenoon before it was discovered
at Hotel Helicon that Miss Crabb was
missing, and even then there arose so many
doubts about the tragic side of the event that
before any organized search for her had been
begun, she returned, appearing upon the scene
mounted behind Wesley Tolliver on a small,
thin, wiry mountain mule.
Crane and Peck each drew a deep, swift sigh
of relief upon seeing her, for the sense of guilt
in their breasts had been horrible. They had
by tacit conspiracy prevented any examination
of Eagle’s Nest, for they dreaded what might be
disclosed. Of course they did not mean to hide
the awful fate of the poor girl, nor would they
willingly have shifted the weight of their dreadful
responsibility, but it was all so much like a
vivid dream, so utterly strange and theatrical
as it arose in their memories, that they could
not fully believe in it.
Miss Crabb looked quite ludicrous perched
behind the tall mountaineer on such a dwarfish
mule. Especially comical was the effect of the
sun-bonnet she wore. She had accepted this
article of apparel from Tolliver’s mother, and it
appeared to clutch her head in its stiff folds and
to elongate her face by sheer compression.
Everybody laughed involuntarily, as much
for joy at her safe return as in response to the
demand of her melodramatic appearance.
“I’ve brung back yer runerway,” said Tolliver
cheerily, as he helped the young woman to
dismount. “She clim down the mounting by
one pertic’ler trail an’ I jes’ fotch her up by
t’other.”
Miss Crabb spoke not a word, but ran into
the hotel and up to her room without glancing
to the right or to the left. In her great haste
the stiff old sun-bonnet fell from her head and
tumbled upon the ground.
“Wush ye’d jes’ be erbligin’ enough ter han’
thet there head-gear up ter me, Mister,” said
Tolliver addressing Crane, who was standing
near. “My mammy’d raise er rumpage ef I’d
go back ’thout thet ther bonnet.”
With evident reluctance and disgust Crane
gingerly took up the fallen article and gave it
to Tolliver, who thanked him so politely that
all the onlooking company felt a glow of admiration
for the uncouth and yet rather handsome
cavalier.
“Thet gal,” he observed, glancing in the
direction that Miss Crabb had gone, “she hev
the winnin’est ways of any gal I ever seed in
my life. Ye orter seen ’er up inter thet there
bush a writin’ in ’er book! She’d jes’ tumbled
kerwhummox down the clift an’ hed lodged
ther’ in them cedars; but as she wer’ a writin’
when she started ter fall w’y she struck a
writin’ an’ jes’ kep’ on at it same’s if nothin’ had
happened. She’s game, thet ole gal air, I tell
ye! She don’t propose for any little thing like
fallin’ off’n a clift, ter interfere with w’at she’s
a doin’ at thet time, le’ me say ter ye. Lord
but she wer’ hongry, though, settin’ up ther a
writin’ all night, an’ it’d a done ye good to a seen
’er eat thet chicken and them cake-biscuits my
mammy cooked for breakfast. She air a mos’
alarmin’ fine gal, for a fac’.”
At this point Dufour came out of the hotel,
and when Tolliver saw him there was an instantaneous
change in the expression of the mountaineer’s
face.
“Well I’ll ber dorged!” he exclaimed with
a smile of delight, “ef ther’ haint the same
leetle John the Baptis’ what bapsonsed me down
yer inter the branch! Give us yer baby-spanker,
ole feller! How air ye!”
Dufour cordially shook hands with him,
laughing in a jolly way.
“Fust an’ only man at ever ducked me, I’m
here ter say ter ye,” Tolliver went on, in a
cheery, half-bantering tone, and sitting sidewise
on the mule. “Ye mus’ hev’ a sight o’ muscle
onto them duck legs and bantam arms o’
your’n.”
He had the last word still in his mouth when
the little beast suddenly put down its head and
flung high its hind feet.
“Woirp!” they heard him cry, as he whirled
over in the air and fell sprawling on the
ground.
Dufour leaped forward to see if the man was
hurt, but Tolliver was upright in an instant and
grinning sheepishly.
“Thet’s right, Bonus,” he said to the mule
which stood quite still in its place, “thet’s right
ole fel, try ter ac’ smart in comp’ny. Yer a
beauty now, ain’t ye?”
He replaced his hat, which had fallen from
his head, patted the mule caressingly on the
neck, then lightly vaulting to the old saddle-tree,
he waved his hand to the company and
turning dashed at a gallop down the mountain
road, his spurs jingling merrily as he
went.
“What a delicious character!”
“What precious dialect!”
“How typically American!”
“A veritable hero!”
Everybody at Hotel Helicon appeared to
have been captivated by this droll fellow.
“How like Tolstoi’s lovely Russians he is!”
observed Miss Fidelia Arkwright, of Boston, a
near-sighted maiden who did translations and
who doted on virile literature.
“When I was in Russia, I visited Tolstoi at
his shoe-shop—” began Crane, but nobody
appeared to hear him, so busy were all in making
notes for a dialect story.
“Tolstoi is the greatest fraud of the nineteenth
century,” said Peck. “That shoe-making pretence
of his is about on a par with his genius in
genuineness and sincerity. His novels are
great chunks of raw filth, rank, garlic garnished
and hideous. We touch them only because the
French critics have called them savory. If the
Revue de Deux Mondes should praise a Turkish
novel we could not wait to read it before we
joined in. Tolstoi is remarkable for two things:
his coarseness and his vulgar disregard of
decency and truth. His life and his writings are
alike crammed with absurdities and contradictory
puerilities which would be laughable but
for their evil tendencies.”
“But, my dear sir, how then do you account
for the many editions of Tolstoi’s books?”
inquired the historian, R. Hobbs Lucas.
“Just as I account for the editions of Cowper
and Montgomery and Wordsworth and even
Shakespeare,” responded Peck. “You put a ten
per cent. author’s royalty on all those dear classics
and see how soon the publishers will quit
uttering them! If Tolstoi’s Russian raw meat
stories were put upon the market in a fair competition
with American novels the latter
would beat them all hollow in selling.”
“Oh, we ought to have international copyright,”
plaintively exclaimed a dozen voices,
and so the conversation ended.
Strangely enough, each one of the company
in growing silent did so in order to weigh certain
suggestions arising out of Peck’s assertions.
It was as if a score of semi-annual statements
of copyright accounts were fluttering in the
breeze, and it was as if a score of wistful
voices had whispered:
“How in the world do publishers grow rich
when the books they publish never sell?”
Perhaps Gaspard Dufour should be mentioned
as appearing to have little sympathy with
Peck’s theory or with the inward mutterings it
had engendered in the case of the rest of the
company.
If there was any change in Dufour’s face it
was expressed in a smile of intense self-satisfaction.
It was, of course, not long that the newspapers
of our wide-awake country were kept from giving
their readers very picturesque glimpses of
what was going on among the dwellers on Mt.
Boab. The humorists of the press, those charming
fellows whose work is so enjoyable when
performed upon one’s neighbor and so excruciating
when turned against oneself, saw the vulnerable
points of the situation and let go a
broadside of ridicule that reverberated from the
Atlantic to the Pacific. It became a matter of
daily amusement among the inmates of Hotel
Helicon to come together in little groups and
discuss these humorous missiles fired upon
them from California, Texas, Arkansas and
Wisconsin, from Brooklyn, Pittsburgh, Atlanta,
and Oil-City, Detroit and—, but from everywhere,
indeed.
When it came to Miss Crabb’s adventure,
every humorist excelled himself in descriptive
smartness and in cunning turns of ironical
phrasing. The head-line experts did telling
work in the same connection. All this was
perfectly understood and enjoyed at home, but
foreigners, especially the English, stubbornly
insisted upon viewing it as the high-water
mark of American refinement and culture.
When that genial periodical, the Smartsburgh
Bulldozer, announced with due gravity that
Miss Crabb, a Western journalist, had leaped
from the top of Mt. Boab to the valley below,
and had been caught in the arms of a stalwart
moonshiner, where she safely reposed, etc., the
London Times copied the paragraph and made
it a text for a heavy editorial upon the barbaric
influences of Republican institutions, to which
the American Minister felt bound to advert in
a characteristic after-dinner speech at a London
club. So humorous, however, were his remarks
that he was understood to be vigorously in
earnest, and the result was perfect confirmation
of the old world’s opinion as to the rudimentary
character of our national culture.
Meantime Hotel Helicon continued to be the
scene of varied if not startling incidents. In
their search for local color and picturesque
material, the litterateurs invaded every nook
and corner of the region upon and round about
Mt. Boab, sketching, making notes, recording
suggestions, studying dialect, and filling their
minds with the uncouth peculiarities of the
mountain folk.
“It has come to this,” grumbled Peck, “that
American literature, its fiction I mean, is
founded on dialect drivel and vulgar yawp.
Look at our magazines; four-fifths of their
short stories are full of negro talk, or cracker
lingo, or mountain jibberish, or New England
farm yawp, or Hoosier dialect. It is horribly
humiliating. It actually makes foreigners think
that we are a nation of green-horns. Why, a
day or two ago I had occasion to consult the
article on American literature in the Encyclopædia
Britannica and therein I was told in one
breath how great a writer and how truly American
Mr. Lowell is, and in the next breath I
was informed that a poem beginning with the
verse, ‘Under the yaller pines I house’ is one of
his master-pieces! Do you see? Do you catch
the drift of the Englishman’s argument? To
be truly great, as an American, one must be surpassingly
vulgar, even in poetry!”
This off-hand shower of critical observation
had as little effect upon the minds of Peck’s
hearers as a summer rain has on the backs of a
flock of ducks. They even grew more vehement
in their pursuit of local color.
“When I was spending a month at Rockledge
castle with Lord Knownaught,” said Crane,
“his lordship frequently suggested that I should
make a poem on the life of Jesse James.”
“Well, why didn’t you do it?” inquired
Miss Crabb with a ring of impatience in her
voice, “if you had you might have made a hit.
You might have attracted some attention.”
Dufour laughed heartily, as if he had caught
some occult humor from the young woman’s
words.
“I did write it,” said Crane retrospectively,
“and sent it to George Dunkirk & Co.”
“Well?” sighed Miss Crabb with intense
interest.
“Well,” replied Crane, “they rejected the MS.
without reading it.”
Again Dufour laughed, as if at a good joke.
“George Dunkirk & Co.!” cried Guilford
Ferris, the romancer, “George Dunkirk & Co.!
They are thieves. They have been making
false reports on copyright to me for five years or
more!”
Dufour chuckled as if his jaws would fall off,
and finally with a red face and gleaming
humorous eyes got up from the chair he was
filling on the veranda, and went up to his
room.
The rest of the company looked at one another
inquiringly.
“Who is he, anyhow?” demanded Peck.
“That’s just my query,” said Ferris.
“Nobody in the house knows anything definite
about him,” remarked R. Hobbs Lucas.
“And yet he evidently is a distinguished person,
and his name haunts me.”
“So it does me,” said Miss Moyne.
“I tell you he’s a newspaper reporter. His
cheek proves that,” remarked Peck.
Miss Crabb made a note, her own cheek
flaming. “I presume you call that humor,”
she observed, “it’s about like New York’s best
efforts. In the West reporters are respectable
people.”
“I beg pardon,” Peck said hastily, “I did
not mean to insinuate that anybody is not respectable.
Everybody is eminently respectable if I
speak of them. I never trouble myself with
the other kind.”
“Well, I don’t believe that Mr. Dufour is a
reporter at all,” replied Miss Crabb, with emphasis,
“for he’s not inquisitive, he don’t make
notes, and he don’t appear to be writing any.”
“In my opinion he’s a realist—a genuine
analytical, motive-dissecting, commonplace-recording,
international novelist in disguise,”
said Ferris.
“Oh!”
“Ah!”
“Dear me!”
“But who?”
“It may be Arthur Selby himself, incog.
Who knows?”
“Humph!” growled Crane with a lofty
scrowl, “I should think I ought to know Selby.
I drank wine with him at—”
His remark was cut short by the arrival of
the mail and the general scramble that followed.
Upon this occasion the number of newspapers
that fell to the hand of each guest was much
greater than usual, and it was soon discovered
that Miss Crabb’s latest letter had been forwarded
to a “syndicate” and was appearing simultaneously
in ninety odd different journals.
No piece of composition ever was more stunningly
realistic or more impartially, nay,
abjectly truthful than was that letter. It gave
a minute account of the quarrel between Peck
and Crane over their attentions to Miss Moyne,
the fight, Miss Crabb’s fall, the subsequent
adventures and all the hotel gossip of every
sort. It was personal to the last degree, but it
was not in the slightest libelous. No person
could say that any untruth had been told, or
even that any tinge of false-coloring had been
laid upon the facts as recorded; and yet how
merciless!
Of course Miss Crabb’s name did not appear
with the article, save as one of its subjects, and
she saw at once that she had better guard her
secret.
That was a breeze which rustled through
Hotel Helicon. Everybody was supremely
indignant; but there was no clue to the traitor
who had thus betrayed everybody’s secrets. It
would be absurd to suppose that Miss Crabb
was not suspected at once, on account of her
constant and superfluous show of note-making,
still there were others who might be guilty.
Crane and Peck were indignant, the former
especially ready to resent to the death any allusion
to the details of the duel. Miss Moyne
with the quick insight of a clever and gifted
young woman, comprehended the situation in
its general terms and was vexed as much as
amused. The whole thing had to her mind the
appearance of a melodramatic, broadly sensational
sketch, in which she had played the part
of the innocent, unconscious, but all-powerful
heroine. Indeed the newspaper account placed
her in this unpleasant attitude before a million
readers.
“A lucky affair for you, Miss Moyne,” said
Dufour to her, a few days later, “you cannot
over-reckon the boom it will give to your latest
book. You may expect a pretty round sum
with your next copyright statement.”
He spoke with the voice and air of one who
knew how to read the signs of the day.
“But the ridiculous idea of having all this
stuff about me going the rounds of the newspapers!”
she responded, her beautiful patrician
face showing just a hint of color.
“Don’t care for it a moment,” said Dufour,
“it will not hurt you.”
“The thought of having that hideous picture
in all the patent inside pages of the cheap press,
with my name under it, en toutes lettres, and—why
it is horrible!” she went on, with trembling
lips.
Dufour smiled upon her, as if indulgently, a
curious, tender gleam in his eyes.
“Wait,” he said, “and don’t allow it to trouble
you. The world discriminates pretty well,
after all. It will not hurt you. It’s a mighty
boom for you.”
She looked at him with a sudden flash in her
cheeks and eyes, and exclaimed almost vehemently:
“I will not permit it! They shall not
do it. I cannot bear to be treated as if—as if
I were a theatrical person—a variety actress!”
“My dear Miss Moyne,” he hurriedly said,
his own face showing a tinge of embarrassment,
“you are taking a wrong point of view, indeed
you are. Wait till you see the out-come.” His
tone was humble and apologetic as he continued—“My
opinion is that this very thing will
quadruple the sales of your book.”
“I don’t want them quadrupled,” she cried,
“just look at that front hair and that nose!”
She held up a newspaper for him to inspect
a picture of herself, a miserable, distorted thing.
“It is absolutely disgraceful. My dresses never
fit like that, and who ever saw me with a man’s
collar on!”
Tears were in her beautiful eyes.
Dufour consoled her as best he could, though
he could not resist the temptation to suggest
that even a caricature of her face was sure to
have in it the fascination of genuine loveliness,
a suggestion which was phrased with consummate
art and received with an appearance of
innocence that was beyond all art.
Summer on Mt. Boab was much like summer
on any other mountain, and life at Hotel Helicon
was very like life at any other mountain hotel,
save that a certain specialization due to the
influence of literature and art was apparent in
the present instance, giving to the house, the
landscape and the intercourse of the guests a
peculiar tinge, so to say, of self-consciousness
and artificiality. Not that these authors, thus
drawn together by the grace of a man grown
suddenly rich, were very different from men and
women of other lines in life, the real peculiarity
sprang out of the obligation by which every
one felt bound to make the most, in a professional
way, of the situation and the environment.
Perhaps there was not a soul under the
broad roof of Hotel Helicon, servants excepted,
that did not secrete in its substance the material
for a novel, a poem, or an essay which was to
brim with the local life and flash with the local
color of the region of Mt. Boab. Yes, there
appeared to be one exception. Dufour constantly
expressed a contempt for the mountaineers and
their country.
“To be sure,” he conceded, “to be sure there
is a demand for dialect stories, and I suppose
that they must be written; but for my part I
cannot see why we Americans must stultify
ourselves in the eyes of all the world by flooding
our magazines, newspapers and books with
yawp instead of with a truly characteristic
American literature of a high order. There is
some excuse for a quasi-negro literature, and
even the Creoles might have a niche set apart
for them, but dialect, on the whole, is growing
to be a literary bore.”
“But don’t you think,” said Miss Crabb, drawing
her chin under, and projecting her upper
teeth to such a degree that anything like realistic
description would appear brutal, “don’t
you think, Mr. Dufour, that Mr. Tolliver would
make a great character in a mountain romance?”
“No. There is nothing great in a clown, as
such,” he promptly answered. “If Tolliver is
great he would be great without his jargon.”
“Yes,” she admitted, “but the picturesqueness,
the color, the contrast, you know, would
be gone. Now Craddock—”
“Craddock is excellent, so long as there is but
one Craddock, but when there are some dozens
of him it is different,” said Dufour, “and it is
the process of multiplication that I object to.
There’s Cable, who is no longer a genius of one
species. The writers of Creole stories are swarming
by the score, and, poor old Uncle Remus!
everybody writes negro dialect now. Literary
claim-jumpers are utterly conscienceless. The
book market will soon be utterly ruined.”
Miss Crabb puffed out her lean sallow cheeks
and sighed heavily.
“I had hoped,” she said, “to get my novel on
the market before this, but I have not yet found
a publisher to suit me.”
She winced inwardly at this way of expressing
the fact that every publisher, high and low,
far and near, had declined her MS. out of hand;
but she could not say the awful truth in its simpliest
terms, while speaking to one so prosperous
as Dufour. She felt that she must at all hazards
preserve a reasonable show of literary independence.
Crane came to her aid.
“One publisher is just as good as another,”
he said almost savagely. “They are all thieves.
They report every book a failure, save those
they own outright, and yet they all get rich. I
shall publish for myself my next volume.”
Dufour smiled grimly and turned away. It
was rather monotonous, this iteration and reiteration
of so grave a charge against the moral
character of publishers, and this threat of Crane’s
to become his own publisher was a bit of unconscious
and therefore irresistible humor.
“It’s too pathetic to be laughed at,” Dufour
thought, as he strolled along to where Miss
Moyne sat under a tree, “but that Kentuckian
actually thinks himself a poet!”
With all his good nature and kind heartedness,
Dufour could be prejudiced, and he drew
the line at what he called the “prevailing tendency
toward boastful prevarication among
Kentucky gentlemen.”
As he walked away he heard Crane saying:
“George Dunkirk & Co. have stolen at least
twenty thousand dollars in royalties from me
during the past three years.”
It was the voice of Ferris that made interrogative
response:
“Is Dunkirk your publisher?”
“Yes, or rather my robber.”
“Glad of it, misery loves company.”
Dufour half turned about and cast a quick
glance at the speakers. He did not say anything,
however, but resumed his progress toward
Miss Moyne, who had just been joined by Mrs.
Nancy Jones Black, a stoutish and oldish woman
very famous on account of having assumed
much and done little. Mrs. Nancy Jones Black
was from Boston. She was president of the
Woman’s Antiquarian Club, of the Ladies’ Greek
Association, of The Sappho Patriotic Club, of
the Newport Fashionable Near-sighted Club for
the study of Esoteric Transcendentalism, and it
may not be catalogued how many more societies
and clubs. She was a great poet who had never
written any great poem, a great essayist whom
publishers and editors avoided, whom critics
regarded as below mediocrity, but of whom
everybody stood in breathless awe, and she was
an authority in many literary and philosophical
fields of which she really knew absolutely nothing.
She was a reformer and a person of influence
who had made a large number of her kinsfolk
famous as poets and novelists without any
apparent relevancy between the fame and the
literary work done. If your name were Jones
and you could trace out your relationship to
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black and could get Mrs.
Nancy Jones Black interested in your behalf,
you could write four novels a year with great
profit ever afterward.
As Dufour approached he heard Miss Moyne
say:
“I publish my poor little works with George
Dunkirk & Co. and the firm has been very kind
to me. I feel great encouragement, but I don’t
see how I can bear this horrible newspaper
familiarity and vulgarity.”
“My dear child,” said Mrs. Nancy Jones
Black, placing her plump, motherly hand on the
young woman’s arm, “you must not appear to
notice it. Do as did my daughter Lois when
they assailed her first little novel with sugar-plum
praise. Why, when it began to leak out
that Lois was the author of A Sea-Side Symphony
the poor girl was almost smothered with
praise. Of course I had to take the matter in
hand and under my advice Lois went abroad for
six months. When she returned she found herself
famous.”
“Talking shop?” inquired Dufour, accepting
the offer of a place on the bench beside Mrs.
Black.
“Yes,” said she, with a comprehensive wave
of her hand, “I am taking Miss Moyne under
my wing, so to say, and am offering her the
comfort of my experience. She is a genius
whom it doesn’t spoil to praise. She’s going to
be the next sensation in the East.”
“I suggested as much to her,” said Dufour.
“She is already on a strong wave, but she must
try and avoid being refractory, you know.” He
said this in a straightforward, business way,
but his voice was touched with a certain sort
of admirable tenderness.
Miss Moyne was looking out over the deep,
hazy valley, her cheeks still warm with the
thought of that newspaper portrait with its
shabby clothes and towsled bangs. What was
fame, bought at such a price! She bridled a
little, but did not turn her head as she said.
“I am not refractory, I am indignant, and I
have a right to be. They cannot justify the
liberty they have taken, besides I will not
accept notoriety—I—”
“There, now, dear, that is what Lois said, and
Milton John Jones, my nephew, was at first
bound that he wouldn’t let Tom, my brother,
advertise him; but he soon saw his way clear,
I assure you, and now he publishes four serials
at once. Be prudent, dear, be prudent.”
“But the idea of picturing me with great barbaric
rings in my ears and with a corkscrew
curl on each side and—”
Dufour interrupted her with a laugh almost
hearty enough to be called a guffaw, and Mrs.
Black smiled indulgently as if at a clever child
which must be led, not driven.
“Being conscious that you really are stylish
and beautiful, you needn’t care for the picture,”
said Dufour, in a tone of sturdy sincerity.
“There is nothing so effective as a foil,”
added Mrs. Black.
Miss Moyne arose and with her pretty chin
slightly elevated walked away.
“How beautiful she is!” exclaimed Dufour,
gazing after her, “and I am delighted to know
that you are taking an interest in her.”
Mrs. Black smiled complacently, and with a
bland sidewise glance at him, remarked:
“She grows upon one.”
“Yes,” said he, with self-satisfied obtuseness,
“yes, she is magnetic, she is a genuine
genius.”
“Precisely, she stirs one’s heart strangely,”
replied Mrs. Black.
“Yes, I have noted that; it’s very remarkable.”
“You should speak of it to her at the first
opportunity.”
Dufour started a little, flushed and finally
laughed as one does who discovers a bit of
clever and harmless treachery.
“If I only dared,” he presently said, with
something very like fervor in his tone. “If I
only dared.”
Mrs. Black looked at him a moment, as if
measuring in her mind his degree of worthiness,
then with a wave of her hand she said:
“Never do you dare to dare. Mr. Crane stands
right in your path.”
Dufour leaped to his feet with the nimbleness
and dangerous celerity of a tiger.
“Crane!” he exclaimed with a world of contempt
in his voice, “If he—” but he stopped
short and laughed at himself.
Mrs. Black looked at him with a patronizing
expression in her eyes.
“Leave it to me,” she said, in her most insinuating
tone.
Crane tried not to show the bitterness he felt
as he saw his hope of winning the favor of Miss
Moyne fading rapidly out, but now and again a
cloud of irresistible melancholy fell upon him.
At such times it was his habit to lean upon
the new fence that circumscribed Hotel Helicon
and dreamily smoke a cigar. He felt a blind
desire to assassinate somebody, if he could only
know who. Of course not Peck, for Peck, too,
was disconsolate, but somebody, anybody who
would claim the place of a successful rival.
One morning while he stood thus regaling
himself with his tobacco and his misery, Tolliver
rode up, on a handsome horse this time,
and, lifting his broad hat, bowed picturesquely
and said:
“Good mornin,’ Kyernel, how’re ye this
mornin’?”
“Good morning,” growled Crane.
Tolliver looked off over the valley and
up at the sky which was flecked with tags of
fleece-cloud.
“Hit look like hit mought rain in er day er
two,” he remarked.
“Yes, I don’t know, quite likely,” said Crane,
gazing evasively in another direction.
“Ever’body’s well, I s’pose, up ther’ at the
tavern?” inquired Tolliver.
“I believe so,” was the cold answer.
Tolliver leaned over the pommel of his
saddle-tree and combed his horse’s mane with
his sinewy fingers. Meantime the expression
in his face was one of exceeding embarrassment
blent with cunning.
“Kyernel, c’u’d ye do a feller a leetle yerrent
what’s of importance?” he asked with peculiar
faltering.
“Do what?” inquired Crane lifting his eye-brows
and turning the cigar in his mouth.
“Jest a leetle frien’ly job o’ kindness,” said
Tolliver, “jest ter please ask thet young leddy—thet
Miss Crabb ’at I fotch up yer on er mule
tother day, ye know; well, jest ax her for me ef
I moughtn’t come in an’ see ’er on pertic’lar an’
pressin’ business, ef ye please, sir.”
By this time the mountaineer’s embarrassment
had become painfully apparent. Any good
judge of human nature could have seen at once
that he was almost overcome with the burden and
worry of the matter in hand. His cheeks were
pale and his eyes appeared to be fading into utter
vacancy of expression. Crane told him that
there was no need to be particularly formal, that
if he would go in and ask for Miss Crabb she
would see him in the parlor.
“But, Kyernel, hit’s er private, sort er confidential
confab ’at I must hev wi’ ’er, an’——”
“Oh, well, that’s all right, you’ll not be interrupted
in the parlor.”
“Air ye pine blank shore of it, Kyernel?”
“Certainly.”
“Dead shore?”
“Quite, I assure you.”
Crane had become interested in Tolliver’s
affair, whatever it might be. He could not
keep from sharing the man’s evident intensity
of mood, and all the time he was wondering
what the matter could be. Certainly no common-place
subject could so affect a man of iron
like Tolliver. The poet’s lively imagination
was all aglow over the mystery, but it could
not formulate any reasonable theory of explanation.
Miss Crabb appeared in the parlor promptly
and met Tolliver with a cordiality that, instead
of reassuring him, threw him into another
fit of embarrassment from which he at first
made no effort to recover. His wide-brimmed
hat, as he twirled it on his knees, quivered convulsively
in accord with the ague of excitement
with which his whole frame was shaking. He
made certain soundless movements with his lips,
as if muttering to himself.
Miss Crabb at first did not notice his confusion,
and went on talking rapidly, reiterating
thanks for the kindness he had shown her in her
recent mishap, and managing to put into her
voice some tones that to him sounded very tender
and sweet.
“You don’t know—you can’t imagine, Mr.
Tolliver, what I suffered during that awful
night,” she said, turning her head to one side
and drawing her chin under until it almost disappeared
in the lace at her throat. “It was horrible.”
Tolliver looked at her helplessly, his mouth
open, his eyes dull and sunken.
“How did you happen to discover me up there,
anyway, Mr. Tolliver?” she demanded, leaning
toward him and laughing a little.
“The dog he treed ye, an’ then I seed ye settin’
up ther’ er writin’ away,” he managed to say, a
wave of relief passing over his face at the sound
of his own voice.
“It was perfectly ridiculous, perfectly preposterous,”
she exclaimed, “but I’m mighty
thankful that I was not hurt.”
“Yes, well ye mought be, Miss Crabb,” he
stammered out. “Wonder ye wasn’t scrunched
inter pieces an’ scattered all eround ther’.”
She slipped out her book, took a pencil from
over her ear and made a note.
Tolliver eyed her dolefully. “How do you
spell scrunched, Mr. Tolliver, in your dialect?”
she paused to inquire.
His jaw fell a little lower for a moment, then
he made an effort:
“S—q—r—u—” he paused and shook his
head, “S—q—k—no thet’s not hit—s—k—q—r—dorg
ef I ken spell thet word—begging
yer parding, hit air ’tirely too hard for me.”
He settled so low in his chair that his knees
appeared almost as high as his head.
“All right,” she cheerily exclaimed, “I can
get it phonetically. It’s a new word. I don’t
think either Craddock or Johnson uses it, it’s
valuable.”
There was a silence during which Miss Crabb
thoughtfully drummed on her projecting front
teeth with the end of her pencil.
Tolliver nerved himself and said:
“Miss Crabb I—I, well, ye know, I—that is,
begging yer parding, but I hev something’ I
want er say ter ye, ef ye please.” He glanced
furtively around, as if suspecting that some
person lay secreted among the curtains of a bay
window hard by. And indeed, Dufour was
there, lightly indulging in a morning nap, while
the mountain breeze flowed over him. He was
in a deep bamboo chair behind those very curtains.
“Oh, certainly, certainly, Mr. Tolliver, go on,
I shall be delighted, charmed indeed, to hear
what you have to say,” Miss Crabb responded,
turning a fresh leaf of her note-book and putting
on a hopeful look.
“I hope ye’ll stick ter thet after I’ve done
said it ter ye,” he proceeded to say, “but dorg
on me ef I know how ter begin sayin’ it.”
“Oh, just go right on, it’s all right; I assure
you, Mr. Tolliver, I am very anxious to hear.”
“Mebbe ye air, I don’t dispute yer word,
but I feel mighty onery all the same.”
“Onery is a Western word,” mused Miss
Crabb, making a note.
“Proceed, Mr. Tolliver,” she continued after
a pause, “proceed, I am listening with great
interest.”
“What I’m ergwine ter state ter ye mought
mek ye mad, but hit can’t be holp, I jest hev
ter say it—I air jest erbleeged ter say it.”
His voice was husky and he was assuming a
tragic air. Miss Crabb felt a strange thrill
creep throughout her frame as a sudden suspicion
seemed to leap back and forth between her
heart and her brain.
“No, I assure you that I could not be angry
with you, Mr. Tolliver, under any circumstances,”
she murmured, “you have been so
very kind to me.”
“Hit air awful confusin’ an’ hit mek a feller
feel smaller ’n a mouse ter speak it right out,
but then hit air no foolishness, hit air pine
blank business.”
“Of course,” said Miss Crabb pensively,
“of course you feel some embarrassment.”
He hitched himself up in his chair and crossed
his legs.
“Ef ye don’t like w’at I say, w’y I won’t
blame ye a bit. I feel jest as if I wer a doin’
somethin’ ’at I hadn’t orter do, but my mammy
she say I must, an’ that do everlastin’ly settle
it.”
“Yes, your mother’s advice is always safe.”
“Safe, I shed say so! Hit’s mighty onsafe
fer me not ter foller it, I kin tell ye. She’d
thump my old gourd fer me in ermazin’ style
ef I didn’t.”
“Thump my old gourd,” repeated Miss Crabb,
making a note. “Go on, Mr. Tolliver, please.”
“S’pose I mought as well, seein’ ’at it has
ter be said.” He paused, faltered, and then proceeded:
“Well, beggin’ yer parding, Miss
Crabb, but ever sence ye wer’ down ther’ ter
we all’s cabin, hit’s been a worryin’ my mammy
and me, an’ we hev’ talked it all over an’
over.”
“Yes,” sighed Miss Crabb.
“Hit’s not the cost of them beads, Miss Crabb,
they air not wo’th much, but they was guv ter
mammy by her aunt Mandy Ann Bobus, an’
she feel like she jest can’t give ’em up.”
Miss Crabb looked puzzled.
“Ef ye’ll jest erblige me an’ hand them beads
over ter me, I’ll never say er wo’d ter nobody
ner nothin.”
“Mr. Tolliver, what in the world do you
mean?” cried Miss Crabb, rising and standing
before him with a face that flamed with sudden
anger.
“Ye mought er tuck ’em kinder accidentally,
ye know,” he suggested in a conciliatory tone,
rising also.
“Mr. Tolliver!” she almost screamed.
“Ther’ now, be still, er ye’ll let ever’body
know all erbout it,” he half whispered. “Hit’d
be disgraceful.”
“Mr. Tolliver!”
“Sh-h-h! They’ll hear ye!”
“Get right out of this room, you—”
Just then Dufour, who had been slowly
aroused from his nap and who while yet half
asleep had overheard much of what had been
said, stepped forth from behind the curtains and
stood looking from one to the other of the
excited actors in the little drama.
“What’s up?” he, demanded bluntly.
“He’s accusing me of stealing beads!” cried
Miss Crabb. “He’s insulting me!”
“What!” exclaimed Dufour, glaring at Tolliver.
“I feel mighty onery a doin’ it,” said Tolliver,
“but hit air pine blank mighty suspicious,
Kyernel, hit air for a fac’.”
Dufour looked as if he hardly knew which he
should do, laugh boisterously, or fling Tolliver
out of the window, but he quickly pulled himself
together and said calmly:
“You are wrong, sir, and you must apologize.”
“Certingly, certingly,” said Tolliver, “thet
air jest what I air a doin’. I beg parding er
thousan’ times fer sayin’ what I hev, but, Kyernel,
hit air a Lor’ a mighty’s truth, all the same,
le’ me tell ye. Them beads was ther’ w’en she
come, an’ they was gone w’en she was gone,
an’—”
“Stop that! Take back those words or I’ll
throw you—”
Dufour took a step towards Tolliver, but
stopped suddenly when the latter drew a huge
revolver with one hand and a long crooked
bowie-knife with the other and said:
“No yer don’t, Kyernel, not by er good deal.
Jest ye open yer bread-trap ergain an’ I’ll jest
clean up this ole shanty in erbout two minutes.”
It may not be inferred how this bit of
dramatic experience would have ended had not
a lean, wizzen-faced mountain lad rushed in
just then with a three-cornered piece of paper
in his hand upon which was scrawled the following
message:
“I hev fown them beeds. They wus in mi
terbacker bag.”
Tolliver read this and wilted.
The boy was panting and almost exhausted.
He had run all the way up the mountain from
the Tolliver cabin.
“Yer mammy say kum home,” he gasped.
“Hit air jest as I ’spected,” said Tolliver.
“Mammy hev made a pine blank eejit of me
again.” He handed the message to Dufour as
he spoke. His pistol and knife had disappeared.
A full explanation followed, and at the end
of a half-hour Tolliver went away crest-fallen
but happy.
As for Miss Crabb she had made a number
of valuable dialect notes.
Dufour promised not to let the rest of the
guests know what had just happened in the
parlor.
“Literature-making has not yet taken the
rank of a profession, but of late the world has
modified its opinion as to the ability of literary
people to drive a close bargain, or to manage
financial affairs with success. Many women
and some men have shown that it is possible
for a vivid imagination and a brilliant style in
writing to go close along with a practical judgment
and a fair share of selfish shrewdness in
matters of bargain and sale. Still, after all, it
remains true that a strong majority of literary
people are of the Micawber genus, with great
faith in what is to turn up, always nicely balancing
themselves on the extreme verge of
expectancy and gazing over into the promise-land
of fame and fortune with pathetically hopeful,
yet awfully hollow eyes. Indeed there is
no species of gambling more uncertain in its
results or more irresistibly fascinating to its victims
than literary gambling. Day after day,
month after month, year after year, the
deluded, enthusiastic, ever defeated but never
discouraged writer plies his pen, besieges the
publishers and editors, receives their rebuffs,
rough or smooth, takes back his declined manuscripts,
tries it over and over, sweats, fumes,
execrates, coaxes, bullies, raves, re-writes, takes a
new nom de plume and new courage, goes on and
on to the end. Here or there rumor goes that
some fortunate literator has turned the right
card and has drawn a great prize; this rumor,
never quite authentic, is enough to re-invigorate
all the fainting scribblers and to entice new victims
into the gilded casino of the Cadmean vice.
The man who manipulates the literary machine
is the publisher, that invisible person who usually
grows rich upon the profits of unsuccessful
books. He it is who inveigles the infatuated
young novelist, essayist, or poet, into the beautiful
bunco-den of the book business and there
fastens him and holds him as long as he will
not squeal; but at the first note of remonstrance
he kicks him out and fills his place with a fresh
victim. The literary Micawber, however, does
not despair. He may be a little silly from the
effect of the summersault to which the publisher’s
boot has treated him, but after a
distraught look about him he gets up, brushes
the dust off his seedy clothes and goes directly
back into the den again with another manuscript
under his arm and with a feverish faith
burning in his deep-set eyes. What serene and
beautiful courage, by the way, have the literary
women! Of course the monster who presides
at the publisher’s desk cannot be as brutal to
her as he is to men, but he manipulates her
copyright statements all the same, so that her
book never passes the line of fifteen hundred
copies sold. How can we ever account for a
woman who has written forty-three novels under
such circumstances and has died, finally, a
devout Christian and a staunch friend of her
publisher? Poor thing! up to the hour of her
demise, white-haired, wrinkled, over-worked,
nervous and semi-paralytic, she nursed the rosy
hope that to-morrow, or at the very latest, the
day after to-morrow, the reward of all her self-devotion
would come to her in the form of a
liberal copyright statement from her long-suffering
and charitable publisher.
“Out in the West they have a disease called
milk-sickness, an awful malady, of which everybody
stands in deadly terror, but which nobody
has ever seen. If you set out to find a case of
milk-sickness it is like following a will-o’-the-wisp,
it is always just a little way farther on,
over in the next settlement; you never find it.
The really successful author in America is, like
the milk-sickness, never visible, except on the
remote horizon. You hear much of him, but
you never have the pleasure of shaking his
cunning right hand. The fact is, he is a myth.
On the other hand, however, the American
cities are full of successful publishers who have
become millionaires upon the profits of books
which have starved their authors. Of course
this appears to be a paradox, but I suppose that
it can be explained by the rule of profit and
loss. The author’s loss is the publisher’s profit.”
The foregoing is, in substance, the opening
part of an address delivered by Ferris before the
assembled guests of Hotel Helicon.
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black presided at the
meeting; indeed she always presided at meetings.
On this occasion, which was informal and
impromptu, Ferris was in excellent mood for
speaking, as he just had been notified by a letter
from Dunkirk & Co. that he was expected to
pay in advance for the plates of his new romance,
A Mysterious Missive, and that a personal check
would not be accepted—a draft on New York
must be sent forthwith. Although Ferris was
a thoroughly good fellow, who cared nothing
for money as money, this demand for a sum the
half of which he could not command if his life
were at stake, hit him like a bullet-stroke. A
chance to talk off the soreness of the wound was
accepted with avidity. He felt guilty of a
meanness, it is true, in thus stirring up old
troubles and opening afresh ancient hurts in the
breasts of his listening friends; but the relief to
him was so great that he could not forego it. “The
American publisher,” he went on, “proclaims
himself a fraud by demanding of the author a
contract which places the author’s business
wholly in the control of the publisher. I take
it that publishers are just as honest and just as
dishonest, as any other class of respectable men.
You know and I know, that, as a rule, the man
who trusts his business entirely to others will,
in the long run, be robbed. Administrators of
estates rob the heirs, in two-thirds of the
instances, as every probate lawyer well knows.
Every merchant has to treat his clerks and salesmen
as if they were thieves, or if he do not they
will become thieves. The government has to
appoint bank examiners to watch the bankers,
and yet they steal. The Indian agents steal
from the government. Senators steal, aldermen
steal, Wall street men steal from one another
and from everybody else. Canada is overflowing
with men who have betrayed and robbed
those who trusted their business with them.
Even clergymen (that poorly paid and much
abused class) now and again fall before the temptation
offered by the demon of manipulated
returns of trust funds. The fact is, one may
feel perfectly safe in saying that in regard
to all the professions, trades, and occupations,
there is absolutely no safety in trusting one’s
affairs wholly in the hands of another. (Great
applause). Even your milkman waters the
milk and the dairyman sells you butter that
never was in a churn. If you neglect to keep
a pass-book your grocer runs up the bill to—(a
great rustle, and some excited whispering) up
to something enormous. Of course it is not
everybody that is dishonest, but experience
shows that if a man has the temptation to
defraud his customers constantly before him,
with absolutely no need to fear detection, he
will soon reason himself into believing it his
right to have the lion’s share of all that goes
into his hands.
“Now isn’t it strange, in view of the premises,
that nobody ever heard of such a thing as a
publisher being convicted of making false
returns? Is it possible that the business of
book-publishing is so pure and good of itself
that it attracts to it none but perfect men?
(Great applause). Publishers do fail financially
once in a while, but their books of accounts
invariably show that just eleven hundred and
forty copies of each copyrighted book on their
lists have been sold to date, no more, no less.
(Suppressed applause). Nobody ever saw
cleaner or better balanced books of accounts
than those kept by the publishers. They foot
up correctly to a cent. Indeed it would be a
very strange thing if a man couldn’t make
books balance under such circumstances! (Prolonged
hand-clapping). I am rather poor at
double entry, but I fancy I could make a credit
of eleven hundred and forty copies sold, so as
to have it show up all right. (Cheers). I must
not lose my head in speaking on this subject,
for I cannot permit you to misunderstand
my motive. So long as authors submit to the
per centum method of publication, so long they
will be the prey of the publishers. The only
method by which justice can be assured to both
author and publisher is the cash-sale method.
If every author in America would refuse to let
his manuscript go out of hand before he had
received the cash value for it, the trade would
soon adjust itself properly. In that case the
author’s reputation would be his own property.
So soon as he had made an audience his manuscripts
would command a certain price. If one
publisher would not pay enough for it another
would. As the method now is, it makes little
difference whether the author have a reputation
or not. Indeed most publishers prefer to publish
the novels, for example, of clever tyros,
because these fledglings are so proud of seeing
themselves in print that they never think of
questioning copyright statements. Eleven hundred
and forty copies usually will delight them
almost beyond endurance. (Laughter and applause).
Go look at the book lists of the publishers
and you will feel the truth of what I have
said.
“Now let me ask you if you can give, or if
any publisher can give one solitary honest reason
why the publishing business should not be
put upon a cash basis—a manuscript for so much
money? The publisher controls his own business,
he knows every nook and corner, every
leaf and every line of it, and he should be able
to say, just as the corn-merchant does, I will
give you so much, to which the author would
say: I will take it, or I will not take it. But
what is the good of standing here and arguing?
You believe every word I speak, but you don’t
expect to profit by it. You will go on gambling
at the publisher’s faro table just as long as he
will smile and deal the cards. Some of these
days you will win, you think. Poor deluded
wretches, go on and die in the faith!”
No sooner had Ferris ended than Lucas the
historian arose and expressed grave doubts as
to the propriety of the address. He was decidedly
of the opinion that authors could not afford
to express themselves so freely and, if he must
say it, recklessly. How could Mr. Ferris substantiate
by proof any of the damaging allegations
he had made against publishers of high
standing? What Mr. Ferris had said might be
strictly true, but the facts were certainly, very
hard to come at, he thought. He hoped that
Mr. Ferris’s address would not be reported to the
press (here he glanced appealingly at Miss
Crabb), at least not as the sense of the meeting.
Such a thing would, in his opinion, be liable to
work a great harm to all present. He felt sure
that the publishers would resent the whole
thing as malicious and libellous.
Throughout the audience there was a nervous
stirring, a looking at one another askance. It
was as if a cold wave had flowed over them.
Nobody had anything further to say, and it was
a great relief when Dufour moved an adjournment
sine die, which was carried by a vote that
suggested a reserve of power. Every face in
the audience, with the exception of Dufour’s,
wore a half-guilty look, and everybody crept
silently out of the room.
It caused quite a commotion on Mt. Boab
when Bartley Hubbard and Miss Henrietta
Stackpole, newspaper people from Boston,
arrived at Hotel Helicon. Miss Stackpole had
just returned from Europe, and Bartley Hubbard
had run down from Boston for a week to
get some points for his paper. She had met
Mr. Henry James on the continent and Hubbard
had dined with Mr. Howells just before leaving
Boston.
No two persons in all the world would have
been less welcome among the guests at the hotel,
just then, than were these professional reporters.
Of course everybody tried to give them a cordial
greeting, but they were classed along with Miss
Crabb as dangerous characters whom it would
be folly to snub. Miss Moyne was in downright
terror of them, associating the thought of
them with those ineffable pictures of herself
which were still appearing at second and third
hand in the “patent insides” of the country
journals, but she was very good to them, and
Miss Stackpole at once attached herself to her
unshakably. Hubbard did likewise with little
Mrs. Philpot, who amused him mightily with
her strictures upon analytical realism in fiction.
“I do think that Mr. Howells treated you
most shamefully,” she said to him. “He had
no right to represent you as a disagreeable person
who was cruel to his wife and who had no
moral stamina.”
Hubbard laughed as one who hears an absurd
joke. “Oh, Howells and I have an understanding.
We are really great friends,” he said. “I
sat to him for my portrait and I really think he
flattered me. I managed to keep him from seeing
some of my ugliest lines.”
“Now you are not quite sincere,” said Mrs.
Philpot, glancing over him from head to foot.
“You are not so bad as he made you out to be.
It’s one of Mr. Howells’s hobbies to represent
men as rather flabby nonentities and women as
invalids or dolls.”
“He’s got the men down fine,” replied Hubbard,
“but I guess he is rather light on women.
You will admit, however, that he dissects feminine
meanness and inconsequence with a deft
turn.”
“He makes fun of women,” said Mrs. Philpot,
a little testily, “he caricatures them, wreaks his
humor on them; but you know very well that
he misrepresents them even in his most serious
and quasi truthful moods.”
Hubbard laughed, and there was something
essentially vulgar in the notes of the laugh.
Mrs. Philpot admitted this mentally, and she
found herself shrinking from his steadfast but
almost conscienceless eyes.
“I imagine I shouldn’t be as bad a husband
as he did me into, but—”
Mrs. Philpot interrupted him with a start and
a little cry.
“Dear me! and aren’t you married?” she
asked in exclamatory deprecation of what his
words had implied.
He laughed again very coarsely and looked
at her with eyes that almost lured. “Married!”
he exclaimed, “do I look like a marrying
man? A newspaper man can’t afford to
marry.”
“How strange,” reflected Mrs. Philpot,
“how funny, and Mr. Howells calls himself a
realist!”
“Realist!” laughed Hubbard, “why he does
not know enough about the actual world to be
competent to purchase a family horse. He’s a
capital fellow, good and true and kind-hearted,
but what does he know about affairs? He
doesn’t even know how to flatter women!”
“How absurd!” exclaimed little Mrs. Philpot,
but Hubbard could not be sure for the
life of him just what she meant the expression
to characterize.
“And you like Mr. Howells?” she inquired.
“Like him! everybody likes him,” he cordially
said.
“Well, you are quite different from Miss
Crabb. She hates Maurice Thompson for putting
her into a story.”
“Oh, well,” said Hubbard, indifferently,
“women are not like men. They take life
more seriously. If Thompson had had more
experience he would not have tampered with a
newspaper woman. He’s got the whole crew
down on him. Miss Stackpole hates him
almost as fiercely as she hates Henry James.”
“I don’t blame her,” exclaimed Mrs. Philpot,
“it’s mean and contemptible for men to caricature
women.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” yawned Hubbard, “it
all goes in a lifetime.”
At this opportune moment Miss Crabb and
Miss Stackpole joined them, coming arm in
arm. Miss Crabb looking all the more sallow
and slender in comparison with the plump,
well-fed appearance of her companion.
“May I introduce you to Miss Crabb of the
Ringville Star, Mr. Hubbard,” Miss Stackpole
asked, in a high but by no means rich voice, as
she fastened her steady, button-like eyes on
Mrs. Philpot.
Hubbard arose lazily and went through the
process of introduction perfunctorily, giving
Miss Crabb a sweeping but indifferent glance.
“There’s an impromptu pedestrian excursion
on hand,” said Miss Stackpole, “and I feel
bound to go. One of the gentlemen has discovered
a hermit’s cabin down a ravine near here,
and he offers to personally conduct a party to
it. You will go, Mr. Hubbard?”
“Go! I should remark that I will. You
don’t get a scoop of that item, I assure you.”
Miss Stackpole was a plump and rather
pretty young woman, fairly well dressed in
drab drapery. She stood firmly on her feet and
had an air of self-reliance and self-control in
strong contrast with the fussy, nervous manner
of Miss Crabb.
Mrs. Philpot surveyed the two young women
with that comprehensive, critical glance which
takes in everything that is visible, and quickly
enough she made up her comparison and estimate
of them.
She decided that Miss Crabb had no style, no
savoir faire, no repose; but then Miss Stackpole
was forward, almost impudent in appearance,
and her greater ease of manner was really the
ease that comes of a long training in intrusiveness,
and of rubbing against an older civilization.
She felt quite distinctly the decided dash
of vulgarity in the three newspaper representatives
before her, and she could not help suspecting
that it would not be safe to judge the
press reporters by these examples.
The question arose in her mind whether
after all Howells and Henry James and Maurice
Thompson had acted fairly in taking these as
representative newspaper people.
She had met a great many newspaper people
and had learned to like them as a class; she
had many good and helpful friends among
them.
Unconsciously she was showing to all present
that she was dissecting the three reporters. Her
unfavorable opinion of them slowly took expression
in her tell-tale face. Not that she wholly
disliked or distrusted them; she really pitied
them. How could they be content to live such
a life, dependent upon what they could make
by meddling, so to speak?
Then too, she felt a vague shame, a chagrin,
a regret that real people must be put into works
of fiction with all the seamy side of their natures
turned out to the world’s eye.
“We’re in for it,” exclaimed Hubbard, “Mrs.
Philpot is making a study of us as a group.
See the dreaming look in her eyes!”
“Oh, no! she never studies anybody or
anything,” said Miss Crabb. “Poor little woman,
real life is a constant puzzle to her, and she
makes not the slightest effort to understand it.”
Hubbard and Miss Stackpole glanced curiously
at each other and then at Miss Crabb.
Evidently their thought was a common one.
The pedestrian excursion spoken of by Miss
Stackpole promised to be an enjoyable affair to
those of the Helicon guests who could venture
upon it. A writer of oddly entertaining and
preposterously impossible short stories, John B.
Cattleton, had been mousing among the ravines
of Mt. Boab, and had stumbled upon what he
described as a “very obscure little cabin, jammed
under a cliff in an angle of the cañon and
right over a bright stream of cold, pure spring-water.
It’s a miserably picturesque and forlornly
prepossessing place,” he went on in his
droll way, “where all sorts of engaging ghosts
and entertaining ogres might be supposed to
congregate at midnight. I didn’t go quite
down to it, but I was near enough to it to
make out its main features, and I saw the
queerest being imaginable poking around the
premises. A veritable hermit, I should call
him, as old as the rocks themselves. His dress
was absurdly old-fashioned, a caricature of the
uniform of our soldier sires of revolutionary
renown. A long spike-tailed blue coat with
notable brass buttons, a triangular hat somewhat
bell-crowned and tow or cotton trousers. Shirt?
Vest? Yes, if I remember well they were of
copperas homespun. His hair and beard were
white, fine and thin, hanging in tags and wisps as
fluffy as lint. I sat upon a rock in the shadow of
a cedar tree and watched his queer manœuvres for
a good while. All his movements were furtive
and peculiar, like those of a shy, wild beast.”
“It’s the Prophet of the Smoky Mountain,”
said Miss Crabb in an earnest stage whisper.
“He’s Craddock’s material, we can’t touch
him.”
“Touch him! I’ll interview him on dialect
in politics,” said Hubbard, “and get his views
on sex in genius.”
“I should like a sketch of his life. There
must be a human interest to serve as straw for
my brick,” remarked Miss Stackpole. “The
motive that induced him to become a hermit,
and all that.”
Miss Crabb dared not confess that she desired
a sketch of the old man for the newspaper syndicate,
so she merely drummed on her front
teeth with her pencil.
Dufour joined the pedestrian party with
great enthusiasm, having dressed himself for
the occasion in a pair of tennis trousers, a blue
flannel shirt, a loose jacket and a shooting cap.
His shoes were genuine alpine foot-gear with
short spikes in their heels and soles.
“Lead on Cattleton,” he cried jovially, “and
let our motto be, ‘On to the hut of Friar
Tuck’!”
“Good,” answered Cattleton in like spirit,
“and you shall be my lieutenant, come, walk
beside me.”
“Thank you, from the bottom of my heart,”
replied Dufour, “but I cannot accept. I have
contracted to be Miss Moyne’s servant instead.”
That was a gay procession filing away from
Hotel Helicon through the thin forest that
fringed one shoulder of stately Mt. Boab. Cattleton
led the column, flinging back from time
to time his odd sayings and preposterous conceits.
The day was delightfully cool with a steady
wind running over the mountain and eddying
in the sheltered coves where the ferns were
thick and tall. In the sky were a few pale
clouds slowly vanishing, whilst some broad-pinioned
buzzards wheeled round and round
above the blue-green abyss of the valley. There
were sounds of a vague, dreamy sort abroad in
the woods, like the whisperings and laughter of
legions of invisible beings. Everybody felt
exhilarated and buoyant, tramping gaily away
to the hut of the hermit.
At a certain point Cattleton commanded a
halt, and pointing out the entrance to the ravine,
said:
“Now, good friends, we must have perfect
silence during the descent, or our visit will be
all in vain. Furthermore, the attraction of
gravitation demands that, in going down, we
must preserve our uprightness, else our progress
may be facilitated to an alarming degree,
and our advent at the hut be far from becomingly
dignified.”
Like a snake, flecked with touches of gay
color, the procession crawled down the ravine,
the way becoming steeper and more tortuous
at every step. Thicker and thicker and thicker
grew the trees, saving where the rock broke
forth from the soil, and closer drew the zig-zags
of the barely possible route. Cattleton silenced
every voice and rebuked every person who
showed signs of weakening.
“It’s just a few steps farther,” he whispered
back from his advanced position, “don’t make
the least sound.”
But the ravine proved, upon this second
descent much more difficult and dangerous than
it had appeared to Cattleton at first, and it was
with the most heroic exertions that he finally
led the party down to the point whence he had
viewed the cabin. By this time the column
was pressing upon him and he could not stop.
Down he went, faster and faster, barely able to
keep his feet, now sliding, now clutching a tree
or rock, with the breathless and excited line of
followers gathering dangerous momentum behind
him.
It was too late now to command silence or to
control the company in any way. An avalanche
of little stones, loosened by scrambling
feet, swept past him and went leaping on down
below. He heard Miss Moyne utter a little
scream of terror that mingled with many exclamations
from both men and women, and then
he lost his feet and began to slide. Down he
sped and down sped the party after him, till in
a cataract of mightily frightened, but unharmed
men and women, they all went over a little
precipice and landed in a scattered heap on a
great bed of oak leaves that the winds had
drifted against the rock.
A few moments of strange silence followed,
then everybody sprang up, disheveled and red-faced,
to look around and see what was the
matter.
They found themselves close to the long, low
cabin, from under which flowed a stream of
water. A little column of smoke was wandering
out of a curious clay chimney. Beside the
low door-way stood a long, deep trough filled
with water in which a metal pipe was coiled
fantastically. Two earthen jugs with cob stoppers
sat hard by. A sourish smell assaulted
their sense and a faint spirituous flavor burdened
the air.
Cattleton, who was first upon his feet, shook
himself together and drolly remarked:
“We have arrived in good order, let’s interview
the——”
Just then rushed forth from the door the old
man of the place, who halted outside and
snatched from its rack on the wall a long tin
horn, which he proceeded to blow vigorously,
the echoes prowling through the woods and
over the foot-hills and scampering far away up
and down the valley.
Not a soul present ever could forget that
sketch, the old man with his shrunken legs
bent and wide apart, his arms akimbo as he
leaned far back and held up that wailing, howling,
bellowing horn, and his long coat-tail
almost touching the ground, whilst his fantastic
hat quivered in unison with the strain he was
blowing. How his shriveled cheeks puffed out,
and how his eyes appeared to be starting from
their bony sockets!
“That is what I call a fitting reception,”
said Cattleton, gazing at the trumpeter.
“See here,” exclaimed Crane with evident
excitement, “I smell whisky! This——”
“Hyer! what d’ye mean hyer, you all a
comin’ down hyer?” broke forth a wrathful voice,
and Wesley Tolliver rushed with melodramatic
fierceness upon the scene.
“Oh! I—I—wa—want to g—go home!” cried
little Mrs. Philpot, clutching Bartley Hubbard’s
arm.
“So do I,” said he with phlegmatic cleverness.
“I should like to see my mother. I’m
feeling a little lonely and——”
“What upon yearth do this yer mean, anyhow?”
thundered Tolliver. “Who invited you
all down yer, tell me thet, will ye?”
“Oh, Mr. Tolliver, Mr. Tolliver!” exclaimed
Miss Crabb, rushing upon him excitedly, “I’m
so glad you are here!”
“Well, I’ll ber dorged!” he ejaculated, “you
down hyer again! Well, I never seed the like
afore in all my born days.”
He gazed at first one and then another of the
party, and a sudden light flashed into his
face.
“Well I’ll ber dorged ef ther whole kepoodle
of ’em hain’t done jest gone and tumbled off’n
the mounting an’ jest rolled down hyer!”
“You’re a very accurate reasoner, my friend,”
said Cattleton, trying to get his hat into shape.
“I think we touched at two or three points as
we came down, however.”
About this time four or five more mountaineers
appeared bearing guns and looking savage.
“Bandits,” said Miss Stackpole with a shudder.
“Moonshiners,” muttered Crane.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake, Mr. Hubbard, do
t—t—take m—me home!” wailed Mrs. Philpot.
“I should be delighted,” said Hubbard, his
voice concealing the uneasiness he felt. “Indeed
I should.”
More men appeared and at the same time a
roll of thunder tumbled across the darkening
sky. A sudden mountain storm had arisen.
The pedestrians found themselves surrounded
by a line of grim and silent men who appeared
to be waiting for orders from Tolliver.
A few large drops of rain come slanting down
from the advancing fringe of the sable-cloud,
and again the thunder bounded across the
heavens.
“I guess you’d better invite us in,” suggested
Cattleton, turning to the old man, who stood
leaning on his tin horn. “The ladies will get
wet.”
“I say, Cattleton,” called out Bartley Hubbard,
“if a fellow only had a little supply of
Stockton’s negative gravity he could ameliorate
his condition, don’t you think?”
“Yes, I’d like to fall up hill just now. The
excitement would be refreshing.”
There came a spiteful dash of rain and a flurry
of wind.
“You’ns had better go inter the still-house,”
said Tolliver. “Hit air goin’ ter rain yearlin’
calves. Go right erlong in, ye sha’n’t be hurt.”
Another gush of rain enforced the invitation,
and they all scrambled into the cabin pell-mell,
glad of the relief from a strain that had become
almost unbearable to some of them, but they
stared at each other when they found the door
closed and securely locked on the outside.
“Prisoners!” cried some one whose voice was
drowned by a deafening crash of thunder and a
mighty flood of rain that threatened to crush in
the rickety roof of the house.
“The treacherous villain!” exclaimed Dufour,
speaking of Tolliver and holding Miss Moyne’s
hand. The poor girl was so frightened that it
was a comfort to her to have her hand held.
“How grand, how noble it is in Mr. Tolliver
and his friends,” said Miss Crabb, “to stand out
there in the rain and let us have the shelter! I
never saw a more virile and thoroughly unselfish
man than he is. He is one of Nature’s unshorn
heroes, a man of the ancient god-like race.”
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black gave the young
woman a look of profound contempt.
Then a crash of thunder, wind, and rain scattered
everybody’s thoughts.
The storm was wild enough, but of short
duration, and it came to its end as suddenly as
it had begun. As the black cloud departed
from the sky, the darkness, which had been
almost a solid inside the still-house, was pierced
by certain lines of mild light coming through
various chinks in the walls and roof. Our
friends examined one another curiously, as if to
be sure that it was not all a dream.
Cattleton found himself face to face with a
demure-looking young man, whom he at once
recognized as Harry Punner, a writer of delicious
verses and editor of a rollicking humorous
journal at New York.
“Hello, Hal! you here?” he cried. “Well
how does it strike your funny bone? It insists
upon appearing serious to me.”
“I’m smothering for a whiff of fresh air,”
said Punner, in a very matter-of-fact tone.
“Can’t we raise a window or something?”
“The only window visible to the naked eye,”
said Cattleton, “is already raised higher than I
can reach,” and he pointed to a square hole in
the wall about seven and a-half feet above the
ground and very near the roof.
Crane went about in the room remarking that
the aroma floating in the air was the bouquet
of the very purest and richest copper-distilled
corn whisky and that if he could find it he was
quite sure that a sip of it would prove very
refreshing under the peculiar circumstances of
the case, an observation which called forth from
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black a withering temperance
reprimand.
“As the presiding officer of the Woman’s
Prohibition Promulgation Society I cannot let
such a remark pass without condemning it. If
this really is a liquor establishment I desire to
be let out of it forthwith.”
“So do I!” exclaimed little Mrs. Philpot
with great vehemence. “Open the door Mr.
Hubbard, please.”
Hubbard went to the door and finding that
it was constructed to open outwardly, gave it a
shove with all his might. There was a short
tussle and he staggered back.
“Why don’t you push it open?” fretfully
exclaimed Mrs. Nancy Jones Black.
“The gentlemen outside object, for reasons
not stated,” was the rather stolidly spoken
answer.
Cattleton had taken off his hat and was
going about through the company soliciting
handkerchiefs.
“Drop them in, drop them in,” he urged, “I
need all of them that I can get.”
He offered his hat as a contribution box as
he spoke, and nearly every-one gave a handkerchief,
without in the least suspecting his purpose.
When he had collected a round dozen, Cattleton
crammed them all down in the crown of
his hat which he then put on his head.
“Now Hal,” he said, addressing Punner,
“give me a boost and I’ll make an observation
through that window.”
The rain was now entirely ended and the wind
had fallen still.
With Punner’s help Cattleton got up to the
window and poked out his head.
“Git back ther’!” growled a vicious voice,
and at the same time the dull sound of a heavy
blow was followed by the retreat of Cattleton
from the window to the floor in a great hurry.
Upon top of his hat was a deep trench made
by a club.
“The handkerchiefs did their duty nobly,”
he remarked. “Let everybody come forward
and identify his property.”
“What did you see?” asked Punner.
“A giant with an oak tree in his hand and
murder in his eye,” said Cattleton, busily selecting
and returning the handkerchiefs. “This
eleemosynary padding was all that saved me.
The blow was aimed at my divine intellect.”
“See here,” cried Peck, in great earnest,
“this is no joking matter. We’re in the power
of a set of mountain moonshiners, and may be
murdered in cold blood. We’d better do something.”
Crane had prowled around until he had found
a small jug of fragrant mountain dew whisky,
which he was proceeding to taste in true Kentucky
style, when a gaunt form rose in a corner
of the room, and tottering forward seized the jug
and took it out of his hand.
“No ye don’t, sonny, no ye don’t! This yer
mounting jew air not ever’body’s licker ’at
wants it. Not by er half er mile at the littlest
calc’lation!”
Miss Crabb made a note. Crane gazed pathetically
at the fantastic old man before him, and
brushed his handkerchief across his lips, as if
from habit, as he managed to say:
“I meant no undue liberty, I assure you.
That whisky is——”
“Overpowerin’,” interrupted the old man,
taking a sip from the vessel. “Yes, I don’t
blame ye fur a wantin’ of it, but this yer licker
air mine.”
“Up in Kentucky,” said Crane, “we are proud
to offer——”
“Kaintucky! did ye say ole Kaintuck? Air
ye from ther’, boy?”
The octogenarian leaned forward as he spoke
and gazed at Crane with steadfast, rheumy
eyes.
Miss Henrietta Stackpole came forward to
hear what was to follow, her instinct telling her
that a point of human interest was about to be
reached.
“Yes,” said Crane, “I was born and reared
on Lulbegrud creek.”
“Lulbegrud!”
“Yes.”
“How fur f’om Wright’s mill?”
“Close by, at Kiddville,” said Crane.
“Ye ’member Easton’s Springs close by an’
Pilot Knob away off in the distance?”
“Very well, indeed, and Guoff’s pond.”
“Boy, what mought yer name be?”
“Crane.”
“Crane!”
“Yes.”
“Well, I’ll ber dorg!”
The old man stood gazing and grinning at
Crane for some moments, and then added:
“What’s yer pap’s name?”
“Eliphas Crane.”
“’Liphas Crane yore pap!”
“Yes.”
“Child, I air yer pap’s uncle.”
“What!”
“I air Peter Job Crane.”
“You!”
“Sartin es anything.”
“Are you my father’s uncle Peter?”
“I air yer pap’s uncle Pete.”
“How strange!”
Miss Stackpole did not permit a word, a look,
or a shade of this interview to escape her. She
now turned to Bartley Hubbard and said:
“We Americans are the victims of heterogeneous
consanguinity. Such an incident as
this could not happen in England. It will be a
long time before we can get rid of our ancestors.”
“Yes,” assented Hubbard, nonchalantly, “Yer
pap’s uncle certainly is a large factor in American
life.”
“How many men did you see when you looked
out?” Peck inquired, addressing Cattleton.
“I saw only one, but he was a monster,” was
the ready reply. “It’s no use brooding over trying
to escape by force. We’re utterly helpless,
and that jolt on my head has rendered me unfit
for diplomatic efforts.”
“What do you suppose they will do with
us?”
“They won’t dare let us go.”
“Why?”
“They’d be afraid that we would report their
illicit distillery.”
“Ah, I see.”
The affair began to take on a very serious
and gloomy aspect, and the room was growing
oppressively hot, owing to the presence of a
a small but energetic furnace that glowed under
a sighing boiler. Outside, with the clearing sky
and refreshed air, there arose a clamor of bird-song
in the dripping trees. Under the floor the
spring-stream gurgled sweetly.
“Ye ’member Abbott’s still house on ole
Lulbegrud?” said the old man, pursuing his
reminisences, after he had permitted his grand-nephew
to taste the “mounting jew,” “an’ Dan
Rankin’s ole bob-tail hoss?”
“Very well, indeed,” responded Crane, “and
Billy Pace’s blackberry fields where I picked
berries in summer and chased rabbits in winter.”
“Take er nother drop o’ the jyful juice, boy,
fur the mem’ry o’ ole Kaintuck!”
“Oh dear! but isn’t it incomparably awful?”
exclaimed Mrs. Nancy Jones Black, gazing in
horrified fascination upon the two Kentuckians,
as they bowed to each other and drank alternately
from the little jug.
“Characteristic Southern scene not used by
Craddock,” murmured Miss Crabb, making a
whole page of a single note.
“Don’t this yere liquor taste o’ one thing an’
smell o’ another an’ jes’ kinder git ter the lowest
p’int o’ yer appetite?” continued Crane’s
great uncle Peter.
“Delicious beyond compare,” responded the
young man, drinking again, “it is nectar of the
gods.”
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black groaned, but could
not withdraw her eyes from the scene.
“Good deal like ole times down to Abbott’s
still-house on Lulbegrud, boy,” the old man
suggested, “ye don’t forgit erbout Dan Rankin’s
mule a-kickin’ ole man Hornback’s hat off?”
The poet laughed retrospectively and mopped
his glowing face with his handkerchief. The
heat from the furnace and the stimulus of the
excellent beverage were causing him to feel the
need of fresh air.
Indeed, everybody was beginning to pant.
Miss Moyne was so overcome with excitement
and with the heat of the place, that she was
ready to faint, when the door was flung open and
Tolliver appeared. A rush of sweet cool air,
flooding the room, revived her, just as she was
sinking into Dufour’s arms.
Authors who have added the vice of elocution
to the weakness of dialect verse-making, are
often at a loss for a sympathetic audience.
Whilst it is true that literary people are apt to
bear with a good deal of patience the mutually
offered inflictions incident to meeting one
another, they draw the line at dialect recitations;
and, as a rule, stubbornly refuse to be
bored with a fantastic rendition of “When
Johnny got spanked by a mule,” or “Livery-stable
Bob,” or “Samantha’s Courtin’,” or “Over
the Ridge to the Pest-house,” no matter how
dear a friend may offer the scourge. Circumstances
alter cases, however, and although
neither Carleton, nor Riley, nor yet Burdette,
nor Bill Nye (those really irresistible and wholly
delightful humorists), had come to Hotel Helicon,
there was a certain relief for those of the
guests who had not joined the luckless pedestrians,
in hearing Miss Amelia Lotus Nebeker
recite a long poem written in New Jersey
patois.
Miss Nebeker was very hard of hearing,
almost stone deaf, indeed, which affliction lent
a pathetic effect even to her humor. She was
rather stout, decidedly short, and had a way of
making wry faces with a view to adding comicality
to certain turns of her New Jersey
phraseology, and yet she was somewhat of a
bore at times. Possibly she wished to read too
often and sometimes upon very unsuitable occasions.
It was Mrs. Bridges who once said that,
if the minister at a funeral should ask some one
to say a few appropriate words, Miss Nebeker,
if present, would immediately clear her throat
and begin reciting “A Jerseyman’s Jewsharp.”
“And if she once got started you’d never be
able to stop her, for she’s as deaf as an adder.”
It was during the rainstorm, while those of
the guests who had not gone to the hermit’s
hut with Cattleton, were in the cool and spacious
parlor of the hotel, that something was
said about Charles Dickens reading from his
own works. Strangely enough, although the
remark was uttered in a low key and at some
distance from Miss Nebeker, she responded at
once with an offer to give them a new rendering
of The Jerseyman’s Jewsharp. Lucas, the
historian, objected vigorously, but she insisted
upon interpreting his words and gestures as emphatic
applause of her proposition. She arose
while he was saying:
“Oh now, that’s too much, we’re tired of the
jangling of that old harp; give us a rest!”
This unexpected and surprising slang from so
grave and dignified a man set everybody to
laughing. Miss Nebeker bowed in smiling
acknowledgement of what appeared to her to be
a flattering anticipation of her humor, and taking
her manuscript from some hiding-place in
her drapery, made a grimace and began to read.
Mrs. Philpot’s cat, in the absence of its mistress,
had taken up with the elocutionist and now
came to rub and purr around her feet while she
recited. This was a small matter, but in school
or church or lecture-hall, small matters attract
attention. The fact that the cat now and again
mewed plaintively set some of the audience to
smiling and even to laughing.
Such apparent approval of her new rendition
thrilled Miss Nebeker to her heart’s core. Her
voice deepened, her intonations caught the spirit
of her mood, and she read wildly well.
Every one who has even a smattering of the
patois current in New Jersey, will understand
how effective it might be made in the larynx
of a cunning elocutionist; and then whoever has
had the delicious experience of hearing a genuine
Jerseyman play on the jewsharp will naturally
jump to a correct conclusion concerning
the pathos of the subject which Miss Nebeker
had in hand. She felt its influence and threw
all her power into it. Heavy as she was, she
arose on her tip-toes at the turning point of the
story and gesticulated vehemently.
The cat, taken by surprise, leaped aside a pace
or two and glared in a half-frightened way,
with each separate hair on its tail set stiffly.
Of course there was more laughter which the
reader took as applause.
“A brace of cats!” exclaimed the historian.
“A brace of cats!”
Nobody knew what he meant, but the laughing
increased, simply for the reason that there
was nothing to laugh at.
Discovering pretty soon that Miss Nebeker
really meant no harm by her manœuvres, the cat
went back to rub and purr at her feet. Then Miss
Nebeker let down her heel on the cat’s tail, at
the same time beginning with the pathetic part
of The Jerseyman’s Jewsharp.
The unearthly squall that poor puss gave forth
was wholly lost on the excited elocutionist, but
it quite upset the audience, who, not wishing
to appear rude, used their handkerchiefs freely.
Miss Nebeker paused to give full effect to a
touching line.
The cat writhed and rolled and clawed the air
and wailed like a lost spirit in its vain endeavor
to free its tail; but Miss Nebeker, all unconscious
of the situation, and seeing her hearers
convulsed and wiping tears from their faces,
redoubled her elocutionary artifices and poured
incomparable feeling into her voice.
Suddenly the tortured and writhing animal
uttered a scream of blood-curdling agony and
lunged at Miss Nebeker’s ankles with tooth and
claw.
She was in the midst of the passage where
the dying Jerseyman lifts himself on his elbow
and calls for his trusty Jewsharp:
“Gi’ me my juice-harp, Sarah Ann——” she
was saying, when of a sudden she screamed
louder than the cat and bounded into the air,
sending her manuscript in fluttering leaves all
over the room.
The cat, with level tail and fiery eyes, sailed
through the door-way into the hall, and went as
if possessed of a devil, bounding up the stairway
to Mrs. Philpot’s room.
Congratulations were in order, and Lucas
insisted upon bellowing in Miss Nebeker’s ear
his appreciation of the powerful effect produced
by the last scene in the little drama.
“If our friends who are out in this rain are
finding anything half as entertaining,” he thundered,
“they needn’t mind the drenching.”
“But I’m bitten, I’m scratched, I’m hurt,”
she exclaimed.
Lucas suddenly realized the brutality of his
attitude, and hastened to rectify it by collecting
the leaves of her manuscript and handing them
to her.
“I beg pardon,” he said sincerely, “I hope
you are not hurt much.”
“Just like a cat,” she cried, “always under
somebody’s feet! I do despise them!”
With a burning face and trembling hands
she swiftly rearranged the manuscript and
assuming the proper attitude asked the audience
to be seated again.
“I am bitten and scratched quite severely,”
she said, “and am suffering great pain, but if
you will resume your places I will begin over
again.”
“Call that cat back, then, quick!” exclaimed
Lucas, “it’s the star performer in the play.”
She proceeded forthwith, setting out on a new
journey through the tortuous ways of the poem,
and held up very well to the end. What she
called New Jersey patois was a trifle flat when
put into verse and she lacked the polished buffoonery
of a successful dialect reader, wherefore
she failed to get along very successfully with
her audience in the absence of the cat; still the
reading served to kill a good deal of time, by a
mangling process.
The storm was over long ago when she had
finished, and the sun was flooding the valley
with golden splendor. Along the far away
mountain ridges some slanting wisps of whitish
mist sailed slowly, like aerial yachts riding dark
blue billows. The foliage of the trees, lately
dusky and drooping, twinkled vividly with a
green that was almost dazzling, and the air was
deliciously fresh and fragrant.
Everybody went out on the veranda for a
turn and a deep breath.
The mail had arrived and by a mistake a
bundle of letters bearing the card of George
Dunkirk & Co., and addressed to “George Dunkirk,
Esq., Hotel Helicon, room 24,” was handed
to Lucas.
The historian gazed at the superscription,
adjusted his glasses and gazed again, and slowly
the truth crept into his mind. There were ten
or fifteen of the letters. Evidently some of
them, as Lucas’s experience suggested, had alien
letters inclosed within their envelopes, and thus
forwarded by the mailing clerk of the firm had at
last come to the senior partner at room 24.
“Gaspard Dufour, indeed!” Lucas exclaimed
inwardly. “George Dunkirk, rather. This is
a pretty kettle of fish!”
He sent the letters up to room 24, to await
the return of their proper recipient, and fell to
reflecting upon the many, very many and very
insulting things that he and nearly all the rest
of the hotel guests as well had said in Dufour’s
hearing about publishers in general and about
George Dunkirk & Co., in particular. His face
burned with the heat of the retrospect, as he
recalled such phrases as “sleek thief,” “manipulator
of copy-right statements,” “Cadmean
wolf” “ghoul of literary grave-yards,” and a
hundred others, applied with utter unrestraint
and bandied around, while George Dunkirk was
sitting by listening to it all!
He called Ferris to him and imparted his discovery
in a stage whisper.
“The dickens!” was all that gentleman
could say, as the full text of his address of the
other evening rushed upon him.
“It is awkward, devilish awkward,” remarked
Lucas, wiping his glasses and nervously readjusting
them.
A few minutes later two men rode up to the
hotel. One of them was a very quiet-looking
fellow who dryly stated that he was the high
sheriff of Mt. Boab county.
Meantime down the ravine in the obscure
little still-house our pedestrians were held in
durance vile by Tolliver and his obedient
moon-shiners.
It was a puzzling situation to all concerned.
Far from wishing or intending to harm his
prisoners, Tolliver still could not see his way
clear to setting them at liberty. On the other
hand he was clever enough to perceive that to
hold them very long would be sure to lead to
disaster, for their friends would institute a
search and at the same time telegraph an
account of their disappearance all over the
country.
“’Pears ter me like I’ve ketched bigger game
’an my trap’ll hold,” he thought, as he stood
in the door-way surveying his victims.
“What ye all a doin’ a monkeyin’ round’
these yer premerses, anyhow?” he demanded.
“W’y c’udn’t ye jest wait ’ll I sent for ye ter
kem yer?”
“It’s a sort of surprise party, my dear sir,”
said Cattleton. “Don’t you see?”
“S’prise set o’ meddlin’ Yankees a foolin’
roun’ wher’ they air not got no business at,”
responded Tolliver, “that’s w’at I calls it.”
“Where’s your pantry?” inquired Punner,
“I’m as hungry as a wolf.”
“Hongry, air ye? What’d ye ’spect ter git
ter eat at er still-house, anyhow? Hain’t ye
got no sense er tall? Air ye er plum blasted
eejit?”
Tolliver made these inquiries in a voice and
manner suggestive of suppressed but utter wrath.
“Oh he’s always hungry, he would starve in
a feed-store,” exclaimed Cattleton. “Don’t pay
the least attention to him, Mr. Tolliver. He’s incurably
hungry.”
“W’y ef the man’s really hongry——” Tolliver
began to say in a sympathetic tone.
“Here,” interrupted Hubbard gruffly, “let
us out of this immediately, can’t you? The
ladies can’t bear this foul air much longer, it’s
beastly.”
“Mebbe hit air you ’at air a running this yer
chebang,” said Tolliver with a scowl. “I’ll jes’
let ye out w’en I git ready an’ not a minute
sooner, nother. So ye’ve hearn my tin horn.”
Miss Stackpole and Miss Crabb made notes in
amazing haste.
Hubbard shrugged his heavy shoulders and bit
his lip. He was baffled.
“Do you think they’ll kill us?” murmured Miss
Moyne in Dufour’s ear.
Dufour could not answer.
Crane and his “pap’s uncle Pete” were still
hobnobbing over the jug.
“Yer’s a lookin’ at ye, boy, an’ a hopin’ agin
hope ’at ye may turn out ter be es likely a man
es yer pap,” the old man was saying, preliminary
to another draught.
Crane was bowing with extreme politeness in
acknowledgement of the sentiment, and was
saying:
“I am told that I look like my father——”
“Yes, ye do look a leetle like im,” interrupted
the old man with a leer over the jug,
“but l’me say at it air dern leetle, boy, dern
leetle!”
Punner overhearing this reply, laughed uproariously.
Crane appeared oblivious to the whole
force of the joke, however. He was simply
waiting for his turn at the jug.
“As I wer’ a sayin’,” resumed the old man,
“yer’s er hopin’ agin’ hope, an’ a lookin’ at
ye——”
“How utterly brutal and disgusting!” cried
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black. “I must leave here, I
cannot bear it longer! This is nothing but a
low, vile dram-shop! Let me pass!”
She attempted to go through the doorway,
but Tolliver interfered.
“Stay wher’ ye air,” he said, in a respectful
but very stern tone. “Ye can’t git out o’ yer
jist yit.”
“Dear me! Dear me!” wailed Mrs. Black,
“what an outrage, what an insult! Are you
men?” she cried, turning upon the gentlemen
near her, “and will you brook this?”
“Give me your handkerchiefs again,” said
Cattleton, “and I will once more poke out my
head; ’tis all that I can do!”
“Shoot the fust head ’at comes out’n thet
ther winder, Dave!” ordered Tolliver, speaking
to some one outside.
“I don’t care for any handkerchiefs, thank
you,” said Cattleton, “I’ve changed my mind.”
Miss Moyne was holding Dufour’s arm with a
nervous clutch, her eyes were full of tears, and
she was trembling violently. He strove to quiet
her by telling her that there was no danger,
that he would shield her, die for her and all
that; but Tolliver looked so grim and the situation
was so strange and threatening that she
could not control herself.
“Goodness! but isn’t this rich material,” Miss
Crabb soliloquized, writing in her little red
book with might and main. “Bret Harte never
discovered anything better.”
Miss Henrietta Stackpole was too busy
absorbing the human interest of the interview
between the two Cranes, to be more than indirectly
aware of anything else that was going on
around her.
“Ye needn’t be erfeard as ter bein’ hurt, boy,”
said the old man, “not es long es yer pap’s
uncle Pete air eroun’ yer. Hit ain’t often ’at I
meets up wi’ kinfolks downyer, an’ w’en I does
meet up wi’ ’em I treats ’em es er Southern
gen’l’man orter treat his kinfolks.”
“Precisely so,” said Crane, taking another
sip, “hospitality is a crowning Southern virtue.
When I go up to Louisville Henry Watterson
and I always have a good time.”
“Spect ye do, boy, spect ye do. Louisville
use ter be a roarin’ good place ter be at.”
Tolliver, whose wits had been hard at work,
now proposed what he called “terms o’ pay-roll,
like what they hed in the war.”
“Ef ye’ll all take a oath an’ swa’ at ye’ll
never tell nothin’ erbout nothin,” said he, “w’y
I’ll jest let ye off this yer time.”
“That is fair enough,” said Dufour, “we are
not in the detective service.”
“Then,” observed Tolliver, “ef I ken git the
’tention of this yer meetin’, I move ’at it air
yerby considered swore ’at nothin’ air ter be
said erbout nothin’ at no time an’ never. Do ye
all swa’?”
“Yes!” rang out a chorus of voices.
“Hit air cyarried,” said Tolliver, “an’ the
meetin’ air dismissed, sigh er die. Ye kin all
go on erbout yer business.”
The pedestrians filed out into the open air
feeling greatly relieved. Crane lingered to have
a few more passages with his sociable and hospitable
grand-uncle. Indeed he remained until
the rest of the party had passed out of sight up
the ravine and he did not reach the hotel until
far in the night, when he sang some songs under
Miss Moyne’s window.
Taken altogether, the pedestrians felt that
they had been quite successful in their excursion.
Dufour was happiness itself. On the way
back he had chosen for himself and Miss Moyne
a path which separated them from the others,
giving him an opportunity to say a great deal
to her.
Now it is a part of our common stock of
understanding that when a man has an excellent
and uninterrupted opportunity to say a
great deal to a beautiful young woman, he usually
does not find himself able to say much;
still he rarely fails to make himself understood.
They both looked so self-consciously happy
(when they arrived a little later than the rest
at Hotel Helicon) that suspicion would have
been aroused but for two startling and all-absorbing
disclosures which drove away every
other thought.
One was the disclosure of the fact that Dufour
was not Dufour, but George Dunkirk, and
the other was the disclosure of the fact that the
high sheriff of Mt. Boab County was in Hotel
Helicon on important official business.
Little Mrs. Philpot was the first to discover
that the great publisher really had not practiced
any deception as to his name. Indeed her
album showed that the signature therein was,
after all, George Dunkirk and not Gaspard
Dufour. The autograph was not very plain, it
is true, but it was decipherable and the mistake
was due to her own bad reading.
If the sheriff had been out of the question the
humiliation felt by the authors, for whom Dunkirk
was publisher and who had talked so outrageously
about him, would have crushed them
into the dust; but the sheriff was there in his
most terrible form, and he forced himself upon
their consideration with his quiet but effective
methods of legal procedure.
“Gaslucky has been caught in a wheat corner
at Chicago,” Lucas explained, “and has
been squeezed to death.”
“Dead!” cried Punner, “it’s a great loss.
We’ll have to hold a meeting and pass
res——”
“We’ll have to get out of this place in short
order,” said Lucas, “the sheriff has levied an
attachment on the hotel and all it contains.”
“What!”
“How’s that?”
“Do you mean that the house is to be shut
up and we turned out?”
“Just that,” said Lucas. “The sheriff has
invoiced every thing, even the provisions on
hand. He says that we can’t eat another bite
here.”
“And I’m starving even now!” exclaimed
Punner. “I could eat most anything. Let’s
walk round to Delmonico’s, Cattleton.”
“But really, what can we do?” demanded
Ferris, dolefully enough.
“Go home, of course,” said Cattleton.
Ferris looked blank and stood with his hands
thrust in his pockets.
“I can’t go home,” he presently remarked.
“Why?”
“I haven’t money enough to pay my way.”
“By George! neither have I!” exclaimed
Cattleton with a start.
“That is precisely my fix,” said Lucas
gravely.
“You echo my predicament,” said Peck.
“My salary is suspended during my absence,”
said Punner, with his eyes bent on the floor.
Little Mrs. Philpot was speechless for a time
as the force of the situation broke upon her.
“Squeezed in a wheat corner?” inquired
Miss Stackpole, “what do you mean by that?”
“I mean that Gaslucky got sheared in the
big deal the other day at Chicago,” Lucas
explained.
“Got sheared?”
“Yes, the bulls sat down on him.”
“Oh, you mean a speculation—a—”
“Yes, Gaslucky was in for all he was worth,
and they run it down on him and flattened him.
A gas-man’s no business in wheat, especially in
Chicago; they spread him out, just as the
sheriffs proceedings have flattened all our
hopes for the present.”
“It’s just outrageous!” cried little Mrs. Philpot,
finding her voice. “He should have notified
us, so that—”
“They didn’t notify him, I guess,” said Cattleton.
“No, he found it out afterwards,” remarked
Lucas, glancing gloomily toward where Dunkirk
and Miss Moyne stood, apparently in light
and pleasant conversation.
Viewed in any light the predicament was a
peculiar and distressing one to the guests of
Hotel Helicon. The sheriff, a rather ignorant,
but very stubborn and determined man, held
executions and writs of attachment sued out by
Gaslucky creditors, which he had proceeded to
levy on the hotel and on all the personalty
visible in it belonging to the proprietor.
“’Course,” said he, “hit’ll be poorty hard on
you’ns, but I can’t help it, I’ve got ter do my
juty, let it hurt whoever it will. Not er thing
kin ye tech at’s in this yer tavern, ’ceptin’
what’s your’n, that air’s jest how it air. So
now mind w’at yer a doin’.”
The servants were idle, the dining-room closed,
the kitchen and pantries locked up. Never was
there a more doleful set of people. Mrs. Nancy
Jones Black thought of playing a piece of sacred
music, but she found the grand piano locked,
with its key deep in the sheriff’s pocket.
The situation was made doubly disagreeable
when at last the officer informed the guests that
they would have to vacate their rooms forthwith,
as he should proceed at once to close up
the building.
“Heavens, man, are you going to turn us out
into the woods?” demanded Peck.
“Woods er no woods,” he replied, “ye’ll hev
ter git out’n yer, right off.”
“But the ladies, Mr. Sheriff,” suggested Punner,
“no Southern gentleman can turn a lady
out of doors.”
The officer actually colored with the force of
the insinuation. He stood silent for some time
with his eyes fixed on the floor. Presently he
looked up and said:
“The weeming kin stay till mornin’.”
“Well they must have something to eat,”
said Punner. “They can’t starve.”
“Thet’s so,” the sheriff admitted, “they kin
hev a bite er so.”
“And we——”
“You men folks cayn’t hev a dorg gone mouthful,
so shet up!”
“Well,” observed Cattleton, dryly, “it appears
the odds is the difference between falling into
the hands of moonshiners and coming under the
influence of a lawful sheriff.”
“I know a little law,” interposed Bartley
Hubbard with a sullen emphasis, “and I know
that this sheriff has no right to tumble us out
of doors, and for my part——”
“Fur yer part,” said the sheriff coolly, “fur
yer part, Mister, ef ye fool erlong o’ me I’ll
crack yer gourd fur ye.”
“You’ll do what?”
“I’ll stave in yer piggin.”
“I don’t understand.”
“W’y, blame yer ignorant hide, wha’ wer’ ye
borned and fotch up? I’ll jest knock the everlastin’
head off’n ye, thet’s ’zac’ly w’at I says.
Mebbe ye don’t understan’ thet?”
“Yes,” said Hubbard, visibly shrinking into
himself, “I begin to suspect your meaning.”
Miss Crabb was taking notes with enthusiastic
rapidity.
Dunkirk called the sheriff to him and a long
conference was held between them, the result
of which was presently announced.
“I heve thort it over,” said the quiet officer
of the law, “an’ es hit appear thet w’at grub air
on han’ an’ done cooked might spile afore it
c’u’d be sold, therefore I proclamate an’ say at
you’ns kin stay yer tell termorrer an’ eat w’at’s
cooked, but tech nothin’ else.”
Cattleton and Punner applauded loudly. To
everybody the announcement was a reprieve of
no small moment, and a sigh of relief rustled
through the groups of troubled guests. Those
who had been down the ravine were very tired
and hungry; the thought of a cold luncheon to
them was the vision of a feast.
Dunkirk had a basket of wine brought down
from his room and he made the sheriff sit
beside him at the table.
“We may as well make the most of our last
evening together,” he said, glancing jovially
around.
“We shall have to walk down the mountain
in the morning, I suppose,” remarked Bartley
Hubbard.
“That’s jest w’at’s the matter,” observed the
sheriff.
“But the ladies, my dear sir, the ladies——”
began Punner.
“The weeming, they’ll hev kinveyances,
young man, so ye kin jest shet up ef ye please,”
the officer interrupted, with a good-natured wink
and a knowing wag of his head.
A disinterested observer would have noted
readily enough that the feast was far from a
banquet. There was Ferris, for instance,
munching a biscuit and sipping his wine and
pretending to enjoy Punner’s sallies and Cattleton’s
drolleries, while down in his heart lay the
leaden thought, the hideous knowledge of an
empty pocket. Indeed the reflection was a
common one, weighting down almost every
breast at the board.
One little incident did make even Ferris forget
himself for a moment or two, it was when
deaf Miss Nebeker misinterpreted some remark
made by Hubbard and arose with a view to
reciting The Jerseyman’s Jewsharp, with a new
variation, “Oh, Jerseyman Joe had a Jewsharp
of gold,” she began, in her most melodious
drawl. She could not hear the protesting
voices of her friends and she misinterpreted the
stare of the sheriff.
“For the good heaven’s sake, Hubbard,”
cried Lucas, “do use your influence; quick,
please, or I shall collapse.”
Bartley Hubbard took hold of her dress and
gently pulled her down into her chair.
“The sheriff objects!” he yelled in her ear.
“After dinner?” she resignedly inquired,
“well, then after dinner, in the parlor.”
When the feast had come to the crumbs,
Dunkirk arose and said:
“We all have had a good time at the Hotel
Helicon, but our sojourn upon the heights of
Mt. Boab has been cut short by a certain chain
of mishaps over which we have had no control,
and to-morrow we go away, doubtless forever.
I feel like saying that I harbor no unpleasant
recollections of the days we have spent together.”
Cattleton sprung to his feet to move a vote
of thanks “to the public-spirited and benevolent
man who built this magnificent hotel and threw
open its doors to us.”
It was carried.
“Now then,” said Lucas, adjusting his glasses
and speaking in his gravest chest-tones, “I move
that it be taken as the sense of this assembly,
that it is our duty to draw upon our publisher
for money enough to take us home.”
The response was overwhelming.
Dunkirk felt the true state of affairs. He
arose, his broad face wreathed with genial
smiles, and said:
“To the certain knowledge of your unhappy
publisher your accounts are already overdrawn,
but in view of the rich material you have been
gathering of late, your publisher will honor
you draughts to the limit of your expenses
home.”
Never did happier people go to bed. The
last sleep in Hotel Helicon proved to be the
sweetest.
Far in the night, it is true, some one sang
loudly but plaintively under Miss Moyne’s
window until the sheriff awoke and sallied forth
to end the serenade with some remarks about
“cracking that eejit’s gourd;” but there was no
disturbance, the sounds blending sweetly with
the dreams of the slumberers. They all knew
that it was Crane, poor fellow, who had finally
torn himself away from his father’s fascinating
uncle.
The retreat from Hotel Helicon was picturesque
in the extreme. There had been much
difficulty in finding vehicles to take the retiring
guests down the mountain to the railway station,
but Tolliver had come to the rescue with a
mule, a horse, a cart, and an ox. These, when
added to the rather incongruous collection of
wagons and carts from every other available
source, barely sufficed. Tolliver led the mule
with Ferris on its back, while Miss Crabb and
Miss Stackpole occupied the ox-cart, the former
acting as driver.
“Good-bye and good luck to ye!” the sheriff
called after them. “Mighty sorry ter discommode
ye, but juty air juty, an’ a officer air no
respecter of persons.”
Mrs. Nancy Jones Black sat beside Crane in a
rickety wagon, and between jolts gave him
many a word of wisdom on the subject of strong
drink, which the handsome Bourbon poet stowed
away for future consideration.
Dunkirk and Miss Moyne rode upon the
“hounds” of a naked wood-wain, as happy as
two blue-birds in April, while Bartley Hubbard,
with little Mrs. Philpot and her child and some
other ladies, was in an old weather-beaten
barouche, a sad relic of the ante-bellum times.
For the rest there were vehicles of every sort
save the comfortable sort, and all went slowly
winding and zig-zagging down Mt. Boab toward
the valley and the river. Why pursue them?
Once they all looked up from far down the slope
and saw Hotel Helicon shining like a castle of
gold in the flood of summer sunlight. Its
verandas were empty, its windows closed, but
the flag on its wooden tower still floated bravely
in the breeze, its folds appearing to touch the
soft gray-blue sky.
*******
A year later Crane and Peck met at Saratoga
and talked over old times. At length coming
down to the present, Crane said:
“Of all of us who were guests on Mt. Boab,
Miss Moyne is the only one who has found
success. Her story, On The Heights, is in its
seventieth edition.”
“Oh, well,” said Peck, “that goes without
the saying. Anybody could succeed with her
chance.”
“Her chance, why do you say that?”
“Haven’t you heard? Ah, I see that the
news has not yet penetrated the wilds of Kentucky.
The open secret of Miss Moyne’s success
lies in the fact that she has married her
publisher.”
A silence of some minutes followed, during
which Crane burned his cigar very rapidly.
“What fools we were,” Peck presently ventured,
“to be fighting a duel about her!”
“No, sir,” said Crane, with a far-away look
in his eyes, “no, sir, I would die for her right
now.”
So the subject was dropped between them
forever.
Some of Gaslucky’s creditors bought Hotel
Helicon at the sheriff’s sale, but it proved a barren
investment.
The house stands there now, weather-beaten
and lonely on the peak of Mt. Boab, all tenantless
and forlorn.
As to Tolliver’s still-house I cannot say, but
at stated intervals Crane receives a small cask
marked: “J’yful juice, hannel with keer,”
which comes from his “Pap’s uncle Pete.”
THE END.